127 - Chocolate Cups

Some of them so excruciating, I'm sure you've wanted to tear your arm out of its socket. My name is Justin Morrisette and with me once again, as always is. Now, Steph and Heck, and I'm gonna say we're like, they'll be 127 hours because we rock. Yes.

So. Hey, listen, if I could be frankled with you guys for a minute. I'm John Cullen and I'm very tired. John, you seem a little bit low energy today.

I am. Yeah. I just got off a plane and I drove right to the recording of this. In fact, I was so I so just drove here that Dan Daniel beat me home.

He beat me to my house. Yeah. That's our producer, Daniel, because I know well, we almost recorded without you, but fortunately, Dan doesn't actually know this, but in addition to being the producer as he has been for the last month or so, he's also secretly all of our understudies. So he was going to replace you and nobody was going to know in fact that you wouldn't have been on the episode where you're not here.

Oh, I see. Because Danny's just going to be me. Yeah, he's so good. He's learned all of our lines week after week studied our mannerisms and whatnot.

And he would definitely write a script for this. Absolutely. Everyone can tell. Yeah.

You think that this is off the cuff, but that's just because we're so loose and convincing as actors when every single word isn't been meticulously scripted in advance. Now, Dan would do his John impression right now, were he on microphone, but he is not and he will continue to not speak. And I think let's just like it that way personally. I don't know.

I don't know how he feels though. You don't have to throw him into the bus like that. Yeah, he looked. He got all sad all of them.

I feel bad. Oh, yeah. As you just shit all over him. I don't know.

I guess I was reading your lines there. It was a little mean. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

My bad. That was my part of the script. Tired. Yeah, Dan.

Fuck you. Sorry. That was also my line. Yeah.

But this bit is going great. There are some other podcasts that like really script out their shit. Yeah. They shall remain nameless, but you know, I mean, fuck it.

What are we talking about here? Who are you throwing into the bus now? The intros are doing like scripted bits. That's a scripted where it's not going to be clearly planned on.

We plan on becoming frozen in time. We just dropped off the call. He's back now. I'm gonna have some chocolate.

It's Devin. How's it going down there in LA? That's good. I just streamed for three hours.

What were you playing tonight? Jesse was playing Super Meat Boy. She's a very fun game. One of my favorite games of all time.

Right. Right. I caught line Miami. I forgot that you are actually playing.

Yeah. I knew we're gonna work on that. We just made Twitch partner, which is cool. What does that actually mean though?

It's so it's like being verified on Twitch essentially, but also you get payouts from Twitch faster like twice as fast. Normally, it's 90 days and now it's 45 day payouts. Is it like you two? They're like throwing ads on your thing and then you collect money off that?

Yeah. So, I mean, we'll do we'll get subscriber money. So, subscribe for $5 every month and then you get to use these special emoticons, custom emoticons. It's like MyFace and Jesse Space and Rob Space and the Cap.

See, pay for game or comic. You pay $5 to be able to use the emojis. Essentially, I mean, there's slightly I mean, obviously, it's to support because you love the feed. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. But I think part of it is something kind of inherently fun, apparently, about when you see someone posting a big emote of like pink, angry, Jesse Ferrer to also post that and then everyone posted and it's kind of like it's like a fun community thing to be part of.

We're all doing it together. If you have Amazon Prime, you also have Twitch Prime. So, why not subscribe to the GoOffKings, which is my feed? Sorry, I'm my Twitch stream.

I'm plugging it now. Jesus Christ. That's okay. It's not okay.

I mean, at least he's not eating chocolate directly into microphone. Just plug it and cut that part out. Keep it in. Play it twice in a row.

Or the chocolate. The plug. The chocolate. The chocolate.

The chocolate. The chocolate. Play twice as long to do all the space of the plug that we removed. Chocolate is good.

And also, this is an old bit. This is an old bit that people used to love when I used to bring snacks to every show and then we would eat into Mike. But this is also a new segment that we're doing. John reviews, Common Foods.

Yeah. Chocolate is good. And review. It's on a good to bad scale.

Today on basic food reviews, John is reviewing Hershey's special dark, mildly sweet chocolate. Come back next week when our featured food is potatoes. Oh man. Spoiler alert.

Also good. You got to leave something for them to look forward to know what type of potato. I guess that's true. Could be russet.

Could be. I was thinking the way it was prepared. Oh, scow up to our spake. We'll find out on John reviews, Common Foods.

Let's start this. No, no, John, we're going to keep going. All right. Bad.

You are tired. And we endeavored to do a short episode this week. I don't want to stretch it out any longer. This script is going to wrap this up until four in the morning meticulously crafting every single word of this.

So show some respect. All right. I'm sorry. Yes.

I'm meticulously crafting this, AKA watching Japanese wrestling. That's where I got a lot of my inspiration from. You're going to see that come forward with some new characters that we introduced. Stephen, your audio is dropped out.

I can't even hear you right now. Are you there? I am there. I was just going to say, so John, are you eating Hershey's dark chocolate?

That's right. Okay. Like dark chocolate is fine to eat, but you're eating like the shittiest brand of chocolate. I don't know, man.

Hershey's is like notoriously bad. I also don't really like dark chocolate. I love dark chocolate. Bitter and chocolate.

Good dark chocolate is really good. Yeah, I'm not saying it's a good. Yeah, but it was cheap. But I got it in America with all of the fizz.

Okay, I don't know. I think if you're in the States, like, and you're buying chocolate, you might as well just buy like ridiculous, like shitty chocolate, but like not like chocolate that's like pretending to be good chocolate, you know? I guess. I feel like your argument's going nowhere, but I mean, when I'm saying it's delicious, when I'm saying it's fine, though, is what I'm saying.

It's so bad. Her chocolate sucks counterpoint. It tastes fine. You should have got her.

Hershey's cooking cream is the only good Hershey's bar. Oh my God, Stephen. I'd rather hear you say the word monk 50 times than hear that take again. I mean, I would love to hear him say the word not given one.

I said I said in the way instead of melee on the streams. Oh God. What is wrong with you? Where did you?

Yeah, no kidding. I was really high. Oh my God. Like that's some kind of excuse.

No, it's that the teachers get paid more to not correct you, right? It's all right because they don't want they don't want Mummy and Daddy to be like, oh, my kids says, yeah, we get to ride them around like Tony's. Mr. Shetland was the most popular teacher.

All right. I'm I'm looking up Hershey's candy bar varieties right now to see if they're not even close to the way they got Reese's cups. But what are you talking about? You're out.

You're out. Jesus cups. The classic chocolate bar is Reese's cups. Yeah, what else do you call it?

You don't call Reese's a chocolate bar? Are you fucking serious right now? Yeah, I am. Okay, you you actually don't think Reese's peanut butter cups is a chocolate bar.

You actually say you so that's what you say when you go when you get Reese's when you get Reese's you say I'm gonna go to the store and pick up some chocolate cups from candy cups. I would just say chocolate. I wouldn't just I wouldn't I wouldn't add like a call to the shit. How many people are buried under the floorboards in your bedroom?

I'm going to get some chocolate cups. I don't know. I don't say chocolate cups, but I'm saying that's more accurate than chocolate bars. Oh my god.

Everyone everyone refers to Reese as a chocolate bar. It comes on a little like tray. It's like a little bar. No, but the bar shaped so that you like the container, the wrapper is still shaped exactly like a candy bar.

I'm not a bar. I don't tell you. So there was like a turd in there. Be like, well, it's shaped like a bar.

I mean, there might be a turd in there. Even remotely irrelevant. In fact, I would go so far as to argue that turd is closer to a chocolate bar than Reese's cups. I disagree.

It's a chocolate bar. It's not a chocolate bar. I know I agree with you that it's not in the shape of a bar. However, it is it belongs to a genre of candy known as chocolate bars and is found with all the chocolate bars in the store.

There's not a chocolate cup style at the store, Stephen. All right. I'm gonna tell you what weed is good and bad. So don't fucking come here and tell me what chocolate is good and bad like you know anything about interesting.

I mean, the candy bars or chocolate bars, Wikipedia entry. Oh, okay. Yeah, Wikipedia, the source of all of our great knowledge. Here's the interesting thing because there are Reese's products in here.

There's the Reese's Whips. There's Reese's Sticks. There's Reese's Fast Breaks and there's the Reese's Crispy Crunchy Bar. And you know, those things all have in common is that they are shaped like bars.

What I do not see on here is Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Yeah, is there a separate section called Chocolate Cups and then it just says Reese's Peanut Butter Cups? There. Okay.

I'll look up Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. I'm gonna see what they categorize it. I just want to call it a candy. It's an American candy.

Stephen, I just want you to know that Google is supporting your claims against Hershey's chocolate because I just looked up Hershey bars and I got people also ask, why does Hershey's chocolate taste vomit? I'm just I'm just nailing the chocolate taste. You are not nailing the ch- you think that Reese's better actually isn't a chocolate bar? That's a tough question.

So here's what is Reese's a chocolate bar? Why does it taste like vomit? And then the second one is- Here's who's on my side here, John. Here's who's on my side.

The most powerful company in the world. And also Google. Google. Google on your side.

Is Google on your side? Oh, you just called Wikipedia a dictionary. You fucking moron. It's an encyclopedia.

It's not a dictionary. It's a dictionary aspect to it. Yeah. Oh, okay.

Yeah, absolutely. That's where we all go for our word definitions. Wikipedia. Okay.

But cops are bars. Is that right? I didn't say that. I said it's not shaped like I'm arguing with my trap by calling Wikipedia a dictionary.

I I've proven my point. What point is that? That bars and cops are different dictionaries. That's not true at all because you got really mad.

You mislabeled. It's fine. There's a double standard. No, that's not true.

No, I did not mislabel. I did not mislabel. If you went to the if you went to the bookstore, you would not find dictionaries and Wikipedia in the same section. This is like when I debates to the guys who think dinosaurs are still live.

Like I'm just wiping the floor with you. What are you? Okay. Okay.

You know what? Put this out. We'll put this out to the people. Because I think it is a chocolate bar.

I know who's gonna I know who's gonna win. I'm I'm right one. Am I in my yeah, it's fine in your mind. Yeah, that's great.

Also in the Elson Wikipedia's mind, which is the mind of millions of people who have a lot of time on their hands. Oh, yeah, perfect. That's exactly what I was saying. Okay.

Well, then by that definition, if we're going by Wikipedia, then you're all so wrong because it says it's a popular American candy, not a chocolate cup. Like you said. Oh, okay. Uh, recent fan about cops are popular American candy.

It's just having milk, white or dark chocolate cup. Yeah, but you went with it being candy. It's a chocolate bar. It's bound in the chocolate bar aisle.

It comes in the bar shape to fit with the other bar. It's true. Know what else is found in the chocolate bar aisle? What?

Glossets. Yeah. Would you call it glossets? A chocolate bar?

Absolutely. It's a box shape. It's a bar shape box. What is that?

Do you have any sense of object permanence? What the fuck is going on here? Yeah. Are you serious?

The box? I have such a good sense of object permanence that I know that the glossets as well as the Reese cups are permanently found in the same section as the chocolate bar exactly right beside each other with all the chocolate bar. They are. You wouldn't find like nerds or gobstoppers.

No, you wouldn't. That'd be a separate section. Right. Exactly.

Thank you. Justin, you know what? I almost never agree with you. But in this case, I do.

I'm playing both sides at the moment. Oh my god. I cannot believe this right now. I can believe it.

This is a disgrace to this podcast. This is absolutely insane. I was going to say when I go down to the States to buy chocolate bars, I buy payday, which doesn't even have any chocolate in it. Yeah.

Okay. That's that's fucking that's ridiculous. Now we're getting insane right now. Hey, there's that's the one piece of caramel.

Yeah. Peanuts and caramel. Just salty peanuts. It's Jesus.

It's gone. It's gone. We're back on the same day. You can't get a payday.

Payday is the opposite of its name. It's the worst day. No. Have that one of those.

It's excellent. I'll go to this. Excellent. I like 10 of all my go.

I just can't even know. And then why don't you feed them to homeless animals? No. And then I'll eat like one a month for 10 months.

Oh, one of them. Oh, okay. Yeah. Absolutely.

And they just sit on my book show. That's how everyone consumes chocolate bars. One per month. Okay.

Hold on. You're going to pace yourself. It's not like I'm going down to the States all the time. Maybe you should start.

Yeah. I'm like the right shotgun on your fizz trip. Yeah. Fuck if you're lucky.

I think we can all agree. This is obviously very contentious. We can all agree that Bounty is the worst. Yeah.

I don't think I would say worse. I would put payday below. But like Turkish delight. No big.

I would never choose Bounty. I would never choose Bounty. I would never choose it. But if it was in a bowl with other fun sized chocolate bars, I might take a treat.

I might take a little. It's like an almond one as well as a whole. That's a shit. Almond joy.

It's the opposite of its name. But it's like the same font as Bounty and everything. It's like almond utter despair is what it should be called. It's gross.

Yeah. It should say I'd be a little bit too big for the rapper. I guess they would just call it almond sad. That's the same number of letters.

But utter despair kind of it's got a nice ring to it. I would put no big turkeys. Great. I can't believe you think that's bad.

It's just a delicious treat. Also bad. Eat more. Yeah.

Eat more is a mother's. That's what my mom used to get. I feel like once you get pregnant, you're like hormones. Fuck up your mouth and you're like, Oh, yeah, eat more is good now.

It's like no child is like, Oh, dad, take me to the store for an eat more. I feel like eat more is like rations and a communist regime. Yeah, you're absolutely right. You're absolutely right.

The day that the eat more is came and the trenches of World War One was like a big day. Oh, a little just a little treat for the soldiers. Oh, it tastes like blackstrap molasses with old peanuts in it. Great.

What a joy to be alive. The conservatives are warning everyone that should we elect an NDP government to be one eat more per person per day. Yeah. What do you guys think about mint arrows?

That's a top tier chocolate. I mean, arrows are really good. Mint arrow is a top 10. It's a top tier chocolate bar for this should be the whole damn episode.

Let's talk about chocolate bars. You know, I very rarely get upset and I very rarely get upset. You got very upset. I'm tired.

I'm heated. I'm heated up. I know, but I think I was good. That was good.

Good content. Oh, you know what? What do you think of a very classic Canadian bar? The coffee crisp?

Oh, it's the best one. Well, it's not the best one. But it is right up there. It's a top top tier bar.

It's a top tier bar. I would say I find actually most of the Canadian specific bars to be top tier bars like Chris because they're like British usually as well. Chris B crunch is also a top tier bar for me. We're going crunchy.

Yeah. Also a top tier bar. Yeah. Crispy crunch might be my favorite chocolate bar.

It's up there. I just just crunch again. That's like toffee in the middle. It's like a thin.

It's almost kind of like a blue and red. Yes, exactly. I'm thinking of crunch and that's the thin one. Crunch is pretty good.

Crunch is good too. Yeah, like rice, crispy. Yeah. It's good as well.

How do we feel about score? Love score. Really? It's pretty good.

It's like a very sharp scores. My go to blizzard flavor. You take a bite out of it and I like cuts you because it shatters like glass. Absolutely.

When I'm bear hunting, I also it scores makes me feel more like a man. My mouth is a blast. This one is like you either love it or hate it and I love it. But free musketeers.

I don't know that I've had that before. It's also good. We should do a little chocolate bar sampling. I'm just looking at the list of all of the Hershey products right now.

Whoppers are very good. You get the Whoppers that at the movie theater, you throw it in with the popcorn. Shake it up. You got a nice little salty chocolatey surprise.

You got to go maltesers if you're going to go with the democs. I agree that they're better than Whoppers. Yes. Sometimes you need to say.

I actually just like malts as well. If you go to like an old school soda fountain and they make malts. I went to one, I was just down in the Americas. There's an old school soda fountain.

Yeah. Well, there's one in Burnaby as well. Glenburne soda fountain. Amazing.

It's actually by Stefan and Stefan's biological parents house. Oh, yeah. And so it's really good. But then yeah, there was one down in the States as well where it was like 60 years old or whatever, classic soda fountain.

They'll do like a malted milkshake. Weird. So just a delicious treat as well. I think I see one of the messiest chocolate bars with Butterfinger.

Yeah, I'm a fan. It's good. I don't think it's similar to like the craft like whatever's inside the toffee or whatever it is. That's similar to a crispy crunch.

I think it's like a fatter crispy crunch. Actually speaking of bars that have a similar texture and shaped Butterfinger. Wonder bar. Wonder bars.

Wonder bars. Talk to you. It is a god tier. Absolutely.

I'm looking under the sub header right now for Hershey, Canada. So this is exclusively Canadian products. Okay. And Stefan, when you mentioned glossets earlier, I did not realize that that was Canada only.

Do you guys like glossets? I love those. I like the raisins. I don't know about that.

Oh, the chocolate covered. They're good as hell. Yeah, I guess though. I love this.

We're just under rated chocolate bar. And it's really that's underrated because I think it has like a pretty big advertising budget. Oh, Henry. Yeah, it says that oh Henry is a Hershey, Canada exclusive also.

Both Oh Henry and Mr. Big. I would pause it. Are good bars.

And also this is another Canadian exclusive that I think we can all agree is maybe the worst candy ever. Cherry blossoms. All right. That's another that's another pregnancy.

That's another joke. Yeah. No one has ever eaten that. I don't know that I've ever actually had one.

No. I just know that like when you're trick or treating as a child, it comes in like a box, an individual serving sized box and the picture on it looks like a fucking leaking butthole. Yeah, it doesn't look good. I think it's I think it's one of those things where you know, we kind of got away from the tradition.

Like obviously in Canada, you give it to the woman that you're about to deflower that you're about to take a virginity. Oh, yes. Cherry Blossom. And she consumes it.

And then you then you have sex. But other than that, I can't remember a timer. I've where I've partaken in a cherry blossom. Although I think cherry blossoms are made by the same company that makes another very underrated chocolate, which is bridge mix.

Bridge mix. Yeah. You guys have never had bridge mix? No, I'm gonna start on this.

Okay. So what it is, is it's like it's a bunch of like round chocolate covered things. And so there's like peanuts, raisins, jujuice, new get, so it's just like a bunch of different chocolate covered things but all together. It's a delightful mix here.

Let me I'll consult our favorite online dictionary here so I can. Yeah. So it's a snack mixer candy consisting of nuts, fruits and creams all covered in chocolate. Some common ingredients in bridge mix include peanuts, raisins, macadamia nuts, jujubes, malt, fruits, new get and licorice.

It's all chocolate coated. All chocolate coated. What do you guys think about? I personally a big fan of this kind of way.

No. Yeah. Oh, I love bueno. That's a great.

I've never had it. It's the bar, right? It is a bar. It's a bar.

It's a bar. No, it's not like inter chocolate. It's a hazelnut bar. It is delightful.

Like hedgehogs. It is like hedgehogs, but better. See, I don't like hedgehogs. That's too much.

Oh, I love hedgehogs. You were just eating dark chocolate in a bar form by itself. Yeah, but that's too rich. But hazelnut chocolate in hedgehog forms too rich.

Dark chocolate is not inherently rich. It's gross. It's not gross. It's not my fault.

You don't have a developed palette for chocolate. I always forget about this one, but rollos. Rollos are very, very good. Rollos are great.

Also good ice cream. I'm just gonna circle back to my own selection here and I'm very disappointed to see it's listed under non chocolate candies. Payday listed right alongside Jolly Rancher and Twizzlers, of which it is clearly very different. Yeah, but that is weird.

Like payday. It's not. Yeah, we understood that. Come again, please.

I like payday, but it shouldn't be in that category. Right. I hate payday. That doesn't make sense to me.

I mean, I guess they're just throwing it in with every non chocolate candy produced by the Hershey company. Right. This episode, by the way, brought to you by the Hershey company. Yeah, exactly.

We're just doing like, why does their chocolate taste like vomit? We endeavor to find out. We're just doing a bunch of things that could be ads if you want to do it out on the show. Hit us up.

Also, you're probably like, why haven't you done any donor thank yous? Oh, underneath it says miscellaneous products. There's only one item listed and it says Hershey's makes military chocolate for the US military. That's what John was eating just now, by the way.

I was wondering why it was. I was wondering what the USO stood for on the package. It's literally ration bars. Yeah, exactly what we were joking earlier.

I'll just say, okay, if you want to buy like a decent tasting cheap chocolate bar, Hershey's special dark is not bad. I never said it was amazing, but it's not bad. We are going to thank the donors, but we're going to do it at the end of the show because apparently having Jesse and Mike on the show was good. I mean, I always thought it would be bad, but a lot of people were really into it.

And so we have 29 donors. Yeah, those two guys, I tell you what, they they moved the needle. Well, one person actually did write in to say that your Kickstarter sucks is better than our show was so we appreciate that. But they were doing it as they gave us money.

Yeah, they said I pledged so I could hear the Jesse and Mike episodes since your Kickstarter sucks as a superior podcast. And hey, listen, we've never debated that. We've never said we're better than them. I just don't like Jesse or Mike as people.

It's way different. It's way not true. I actually like Mike quite a bit. Stephanie, you were saying?

Oh, that you can say whatever the fuck you want about us if you send us five dollars. Yeah, exactly. We don't care at all. It's like, sometimes you see like homeless people will have a sign that says like, you can insult me or like kick me or whatever for like a certain amount of money.

I don't feel I don't feel comfortable. I don't feel comfortable about that. For the record, I do. I also feel very uncomfortable and it's like, give me a dollar and I'll tell you what dirty joke because I'm I know that that dirty joke is going to be much dirtier than I am comfortable hearing.

True. Always. Well, I think it's something there's something there's something to do with the fact that you're like, Oh, like, is the dirty joke going to kind of be true? Like, what's going on?

Life experience. Yeah, I don't I'm not comfortable. And then there's a lot of bunch of them like all over Granville Street. It's like, give me a dollar and I will let you degrade me as a human being.

Yeah, yeah. I'm not even that. Yeah. That's not good.

Yeah. I'm not looking at discontinued products. Okay, we're off of that. So we don't have to talk about sports on this.

Yeah, let's get off of the Hershey highway. We're going to a little bit. Yeah, I mean, big musical selection came down for the NHL All-Star game. Oh, yeah.

I don't even know where the All-Star game is. It must be in Detroit is in Tampa Bay. Tampa Bay. That's right.

I assumed it was in Detroit based on who they chose. No, yes. In Tampa Bay, Florida at the Amalie arena. Of course, last year, we all enjoyed Snoop Dogg being the DJ for the skills competition.

We did that was dropping all the F bombs, playing all the uncensored versions of all of his songs. That actually was a lot of fun. Actually, I'm being very sincere about this. Oh, yeah.

And it's like a pretty good modern choice for the NHL, considering, I mean, we're not even like seven years removed from the NHL awards going down in Las Vegas. And I think Shana was the band. No, was a shotgun. Oh, shotgun.

I'd be alert. Yes, but Shana probably played an NHL award show. I would believe it also. Was it was a Def Leppard who played at the awards show a couple years ago and put the cup upside down?

Yes, that is correct. That's classic. But this year playing the NHL All-Star game, which as Stephanie and I both very surprised and learned not in Detroit. No, because none other than Kid Rock, that's right, which comes hot on the heels of the NHL.

Also having the musical guests for their outdoor game, the Winter Classic or the, I guess it's all that, the New Year's Game. Yeah, the Winter Classic. That's what it's always called. What's the Google Dolls this year as well?

Oh, yeah. Absolutely. I think when you think hockey, you think iris for sure. Yes.

I definitely think about songs that are very unsubbly about abortion when I'm like, what's going to go well with this hockey game? Because iris about abortion. I think if not that one, then slide, I think is about abortion. I'm not sure either of those are about abortion.

Sure, sure it is. I'm going to Google it anyway. This is a great return of new metal nook right here, where I say, listen to some... Just listen to some bawat de baw.

I'm a little bit shocked, I will say, before I show everybody that I still know the entire rap of this first verse is that... I'm not shocked at all. Yeah, no, and you shouldn't be. Is Kid Rock, Bawat de Baw only the fourth most listened to song on Apple Music.

Very surprising. Kid Rock. I think we've watched something that's gone on also, and that you never have a new musician that they do by screaming what their name is for the first minute of their song. I think they should bring that back.

Now, what are the kids listening to today? Like your Cardi B's and your 21 savages? Yes, you're... I don't know who those people are because their first song did not start with them being like, I'm 21 Savage!

See, then I would know... Well, I'm pretty sure he says his name before a lot of the rap. He doesn't scream in like a pre-pus in ways, just like all this 21s out of whatever. And Cardi B does she do that too?

Probably. Yeah, she's like, yo, Cardi B. I mean, you spend a lot of time in high school. So I assume you know these things though.

Yeah, I listen to... Oh, yeah, I'll throw in some 21s out every now and again. That's what we call it. It's like, that was a deal.

Yeah, we call them the 21s out for like the 2-1, you know, like, whatever. But no, I have to say I do really like the Post Malone song featuring 21s out. Does he also say my name is Post Malone? Oh, sorry.

Yeah, he says yo, it's Post Malone. But yeah, yeah, it tracks them alone out for like 45 seconds. Yeah, it's like, exactly. The first track of the album is Premalone and the second track is Post Malone.

Now, now, I'm looking at the Wikipedia entry for Slide, Vubudal's song says, Resnick explained that the song refers to a teenage girl in a strict Catholic environment who has become pregnant, she and her boyfriend are debating as the possibility of abortion or marriage. Oh, cool. So there you go. So why don't you slide?

Is that like, why don't you slide the fetus vacuum into me and take it out and let's just get this thing over with. I don't know. I never really... Real good character done.

I never really listened to the lyrics of that one. You guys excited? Okay, so let's see. Can you guys...

So I said, Baw with the Baw is Kid Rock's fourth most played song on Apple Music. Oh, it's to be the sweet home Alabama one. That is for long. All summer long is number one.

That's right. American badass. American badass is number three. Ooh, what's number two then?

Does he have any covers? They've done? No. Or maybe he's only biscuit behind blue eyes cover.

Oh, yeah. That's the last thing. He apparently did Sugar Pie Honey Bunch. Oh, God.

You know that I love you. I guess he did. Yeah, it's from an album from 2017 called Sweet Southern Sugar. Let's hear that right now.

Oh, yeah, here we go. This is what everyone wanted. This is the Temptations originally, right? And it's Kid Rock covering?

Yeah. I hope he plays this. At the NHL All-Star game? Hell yeah.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Okay, American badass is number three. Yeah.

And I know all the words of that song too, for sure. Is... And American badass. Watch me kick.