Hello and welcome to No Applause, just the clap. The only show where we should really write down our openings when we think of them on Tuesdays. Sorry. Tony's here recording with us.
Hello. Tony, I think you, you and Dave might be tied to your most frequent recurring guest. Yeah. Like I said, you and Dave might be tied.
Ryan is off a lobe trotting. Sorry. Like I said, Lizzie is off. I want to say in the chat.
But that, I mean, spinning a basketball on the spinger for half an hour. And then coming to the globe trotting. Yeah. What was it, Tina?
They always played against you? General? The general. Yes.
He's the leader. You know the only reason why I know that? How I bet your mother? Fair enough, Fair enough.
What episode did they talk about that? The commercial intent always root for the generals, not the globe trotters? No. Yeah.
There's an episode where they always reach the generals because they were at the one game that the generals actually won because somebody was sick. I don't think it was Metalar 11, but one of the players was sick, so they were at the one game that the generals actually won against the globe trotters. So now they always root for the generals. How I know that, not you.
You were the one who turned me on to how I met your mother. Wasn't I? Oh yeah, I was. You can give him a cracker if you won.
Sorry. Oh, he doesn't have a cracker, which means he's the cracker. He is cracker. Sorry.
Tony, he could give a cracker or a cheese if you like it. You've got DC TV written by all the movies. Yeah, we'll get it. So this week I'm going to go off of Barbara was crazy as fuck.
She's been crazy as fuck. I don't even watch it. I don't even watch it. I don't even watch it.
This is her on a birders rampage in a wedding dress. This is like extra crazy. Not if you're just a bride. That seems like normal.
Okay. We have a friend of Barbara that went completely out of her bat shit fucking mind while she was playing in her wedding. I don't think she ever threatened to stab a bitch. Did Barbara?
The actual words. No, stab a bitch did not. Oh, she had him tied to a fucking wheelchair and she was in a wedding dress from a store unit from the fucking designer that made her the dress. Like she had a bespoke interest for when she and Jim were actually together at four in their wedding.
She looked smoking hot. Were they engaged in the show? Yeah. They were engaged.
I remember they were living in her clock tower loft. Yeah, because that's another word to pray. Which I want to say Selena still lives in. Yeah, Selena still lives in her loft.
Hangs out eating cereal. Like, is the point of Selena Kile. The point of Catwoman is that she hangs out in a loft that's not her eating cereal. What a waste of a character.
No, she was pretty integral in the Firebug Story. Mm-hmm. That's right. I'm from Blue Up.
I'm in the same village of Gordon, please, please. They actually, like I said, it's another strike against Jim Gordon. And now they have, they try to have her go in and play her off Silver St. Cloud.
Oh, yeah. And Silver just shot her the fuck down. Yeah, we said that last week. Yeah, it was one of those things.
It's like, no, they're actually utilizing Selena. They're trying to. Trying to. Yeah, she's just a vehicle for who knows what yet.
Like I said, they're driving plot with her. Like I said, I actually liked the Firebug Story because they didn't have a point. They're a very few female arsonists. And there's only two reasons why people are doing that.
They're in Fireflailing to a girl. It's a one word company. Is Firefly a girl? I don't know.
Firefly. Firebug or whatever. They don't mean to be an heir. Without Cisco naming people.
No, they don't. She was the only female and a band of brothers that were all arsonists. She was a band of the family and the two brothers. I think there's three brothers and the one died.
Yeah. Like I said, they made her into an arsonist. And it's just one of those things where in general women only become arsonists for two reasons. A lot of revenge.
I usually those go in hand-in-hand. Which is funny though, because it makes a whole backpack that's fucking neat. Firefly. Firefly.
Firefly. Firefly. Firefly. Firefly.
She said she does the homemade fire pursuit. And it's a blow yourself up. However, the interesting part of the episode is when she totally basically flamethrowers the Virgin Auction from Taken. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. That was pretty awesome. Shouldn't we save the women?
No, no, no. We're just here for the money. And then she goes back and fucking just a little like a lot. Like it's a turn slide.
Go in to steal a bunch of money from these people. And then she goes back later on with the flamethrower and then lights the place up and crease all of the capture. Girls are here. Yeah.
You should really watch it happen. Now that Jana Jeya Pinkett Smith isn't on it. Yeah. I'd like to know if your favorite character is drilled in the house.
The penguin is apparently not fair to go out there a while. He's out in the trailer in the boondocks fucking falling out of it saying help me. Yeah, no. Run with your tailors and shit go on because...
Because it's Monta Mere. No, not the m-well, he's the mere. What's his name? Gallopin.
Oh, chess from the cave. Yeah. Yeah, I was going to say, I looked up his fucking mere and say it. Like I said, Ty goes to the figure of his funny when I said he's afraid he's...
Boo. Boo. I'm out of the geography jokes are funny. I've been holding out for a lot.
I'll probably catch up on Gotham once the second season ends and I'll see if I'll go around for some reason. No, it's actually very interesting. Especially because Tigris is so fucking crazy. I'm so rocky about it in the first.
I like the fact that they were building a Batman, but now second season it's actually God's stride. Like it's going somewhere fancy. See, my thing is like they could take Bruce Wayne out of it and I'll be happy. Yes, they know.
I know his arc. But I have silver twisting him right now. It's really interesting. Yeah, it's really interesting.
I haven't wrapped around my little finger. But Silver shut up. She's smoking hot and I had him pure toss. Oh, she's probably eating a lot.
Ah, Natalie Borgon, professional thing. You got it. You're more than that. Wow, yeah.
She's super cute. Shapely, leave it there. Gotham's a little leader. I'm going to look it up now and see how old she actually is.
But yeah, the fact that he's wrapped around her little finger, I do not blame that man. He ain't going anywhere with her. Can we talk about it? There's other things I'd like to talk about with Gotham.
I didn't want to gossip about the actress for his life. Yeah, you do. Come on. Jared, you're really making me hate you.
Anyways. Now what? Like sure she's prego with Gordon's kid, but now what? She got the actor out of the drama.
She got baby daddy drama. The tracks. Who's not the baby daddy? Her first kid.
They have a two-year-old. Exactly. Well, they weren't properly divorced when she banged up and the country. Before we begin, they weren't even separated when she started seeing him.
When you say separated, that could be hearsay. I mean, that's... The other thing I want to talk about with Gotham is we actually had a death of two very interesting characters that we before last. Her penguin's mom is dead now.
No. Handy carrot pain. She kept stabbing the back. Yeah, stabbing the back.
He was holding her. He was pulling her and then she stabbed her in the back while he was holding her. He would go... Yeah, yeah.
She was in the cell with him. He thought everything was kosher and he was going to get her out of there and she goes to the lamp and he sees a knife. I know she died, but I know how. And actually...
Does have her husband, Erica, Max Maker. Yes, and Nick was girlfriend. Miss Kringle. He acts badly killer.
Oh, well, I've read something about how like... When you split personality is now keeping her body. He found it again. I've heard that there's a huge thing with Nick.
Oh, yeah, with the fucking hand and the vending machine? What? He's becoming the riddler. Like, really like our...
He has a half, the riddler half. Totally, while he was sleeping, like pretty much a tyler-durding thing. Stole the body and hit it. And hit one of her hands in the vending machine at the police station.
I'm so surprised. He finger-sliding it. And he had a rolled up piece of paper that had the clue on it that was stuck in the skin of the hand. And it took him like forever to find it.
And it was obvious. I'm like, like, it's right there. Pull it out and read it. He's flipping the hand back before.
He can't see nothing. He's like, wait a minute. There it is. The dual personality on Nickman Riddler.
It's kind of her. Pretty sure it's like... I'm interested to see where that's going. I like that character.
I mean, I like that Nickman. Like, he was so on and dark. Like, his jokes were bizarre. I like the...
Holy shite. Yeah. I guess I'll have to look at it for real shit. Yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna list somewhere. Okay, I'll find out for that list. Be well. I might get to find you.
I'm gonna watch. I'm gonna... Eat fresh. Oh.
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Well, let's see the picture where she's not ringing at all. And she's stacked. Oh my god. This goes all the way back to that fucking thing that Kros had on his stand-up.
Which we was like talking about. Oh, look where I know her from. She plays the girlfriend on the Goldbergers. Goldberg's.
Hmm. I mean, they say Goldbergers. Oh, I'm sorry. He's thinking of the Goldbergers, hey.
Don't fucking mean the whileburgers. Um. No, uh... It's super stacked.
Sorry. Like Nicki Coxstacked where you're like, this is not okay. Nicki Cox had a mess with her mouth. But, uh...
Oh, I'm from the aisle in the John's shotgun mouth. Yeah, but yeah like Cross has got this great bit about talks about like the legal the Was it sexual consent laws? Agent consent. Thank you.
He goes like is like what the hell man like all these 15 year old girls like you know fucking 15 year old kid pops in 30 seconds. I'm a grown man with skills Weirdly enough of course that it's married someone significantly younger Since a humor alone, they're a perfect fucking match that like I love rust handling. It's my fucking Mother that's great. Yeah, she's in she's in Todd Margaret She plays the one that strings him along after and not strings along the laws mouth after the one makes stand Now this goes all I think this is a nod to the time in when Grant Morrison was running flash when Wally Broke both his legs and had to build a like speeds force armor around his legs My question is why is he surprised everybody watching the show heard that fucking When zoom pulled a bane and running around like a rag doll Y'all want to hear my 30-bout zoom.
I've been sitting on this for a week. I think zoom is very all The ears though he totally has a lightning bolt in the ears of well he looks a he looks like the black he looks like the black flash Which is the death flash naughty urban flash But that at one point when Wells gets Pushed and shoved at the very end of that episode he goes I love Barry Allen and I love my daughter and I was like what a weird thing to say that you love Barry Allen I think zoom is that world Barry Allen Which is a nod to which is a nod to mark wigs run on flash when you have the ultimate Wally West Which is Walter West was a darker flash after Linda Park was killed by Cobra I was like go Oh my god, oh my god I was in love with constant There were so many rumors floating around that other networks are gonna pick it up and sci-fi I think that's even I'm probably gonna push for maybe not a constant scene show But to have him be part of that universe and pop up more especially because after the like mid-season Finales of flash and arrow which they're basically building towards legends right but once you get past the legends of tomorrow build up It's gonna get more into dark on arrow and zoom on flash I think it'd be nice to have constant kind of come in now that magic has been introduced introduced up. Yeah, okay We got a heavy like every level we have met a human magic The table is Right there, okay Phenomenal scene constant in that episode in the island with arrow I didn't expect to be on the island worked in terms of like he needed someone to like know about magic But it was yeah kind of a weird one where it's like and here's Constantine and he's gonna find the orb of raw Yeah, I mean like it's like though like that's better. It's like that's me like that was kind of at the intro of constant I was a little lukewarm on but her music little interlude reminded me of a fucking transit thing of the fucking DIA Welcome to Denver, Colorado I was totally looking up Katie lots who plays white canary Freckles you should really follow her Instagram It's awesome, but what happened was I was looking up and I was going through Instagram and I found this really funny kind of The Roman Colosseum is a lot should be rough clothes Very isn't dead man I woke up with a tattoo of Jesus on my arm.
It says rambling gambling man Ah But yeah, I really liked seeing Constantine. I think we all know what my opinion of Constantine is being I wrote a novel based on my Rejected Constantine pitch from DC. I mean fucking held blazer was amazing. Yeah, we did how much of help is there?
You read I can't remember where I left off when I was a kid I was reading it as it was coming out back Okay, this is one of the new I would say not newer but more recent when down when Brian as a relo started writing it That was actually the arc I had I didn't pitch that arc, but I was trying to get Into hell blazer and I pitched it to DC with Warren's help and because he was coming off of it Um because they said we're not gonna print the episode of the or the issue about School shootings and yeah, yeah, yeah Wait who said that I don't think you should nice up fuck you. I mean honestly Oh no DC said fuck you and he said fuck you and then posted the issue online. No, yeah, oh, yeah But he was wrapping up and I put in my pitch for a hell blazer and they went no no We've got like someone on deck You know really like comments like these that we have planned out like years of it's like I can just pitch back And they're like oh we got that and figure out the next five years like Scott snapper's gonna be on that fucker for a while We throw shit away that's better than what you fucking they didn't say that but then I did read the as a Rela run I was like, yeah, okay, like I bow down your wisdom on that one Go cool, yeah, which led to I wrote a novel based on my pitch for Hellblazer But my point is that I love John Constantine and Relights on on arrow and what I'd like to see him come back and talk to flash like Constantine and team flash I'd like to see the Their scientists but they also understand you know, right but still but still better humans is still a science There's genetics there whereas like mutation. Yeah, where's arrow there is a level of mysticism with like the Miracuru and the island Whereas people actually like Magic you're fully shed magic that we're all waiting for the fucking tattoo to pay off No, because eventually arrows gonna come down on dark and that fucking tattoos gonna get paid off.
Oh, yeah Pretty cool. It's like transfer here. Well, it was what did you do? It was a visual thing of like here's magic That I liked the orb of raw I talked about last week was the origin of a metamorpho So like is that gonna happen?
Well, just one of those things where it makes me think of when they're bringing Buffy back and they're trying to find some kind of ancient earth back And she ends up finding it on eBay. Yeah, yeah Flashy bit. It's not a part of has a power anyway, but people love it here. Just take it which end up working somehow to find Writing on the wall.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, which was a weird It was a black light from magic, but um, it was I did find that one It's not a star wipe But I guess a canary wipe like when he like lands on the roof of the canary and then it cuts back to the bird on the shelf that Is gonna talk about Laurel and and Sarah and I was like they're being very Wouldn't say creative. I mean they're being creative a little with their interpretation. It's a little heavy-handed Fuck off I've always had a problem you say that I don't I don't agree with you Find your point on that. Mmm.
Superman is a mess No, it shows okay every time sex that are has to do a flashback It's informing you on why he's gonna make the position. It's gonna make post flashback It actually works in the way Scott Snyder films things all of those jump cuts It's a good vehicle the both sides can be argued any Fucking super he's a messiah characters messianic She's a Clinic to be smashy like Shmish I should It's gonna get deep aside. Yeah, well that was I taken right at him Pills or a vacuum I mean cost you figurines. Yeah, does it sound aborting at all?
Yeah, so that's my theory so Oh my god, that would be the best episode of criminal minds ever I kill kids at Halloween costumes and they find the bodies a few years later. Oh Lord, so I guess my point is that's who I think zoom is Well, I mean the fact that I'm like this is the best you've got this and I think that's like I said I mean has the lightning bolt your piece. Yeah, I noticed that too. Well, yeah, but all the flashes have those Since from earth to we had just a lightning bolt on his helmet like even fucking well Well, well, and but Jay Garrick's costume has always been like the mercury helmet like I'm not gonna say that That's not a nod to like the silver and martin H flash costume But which is nice because the original Jay Garrick was unique oh They're gonna find the squirrel girl click.
I do mean for the squirrel click also for public scrapping Squirrel girl, yeah, whatever powers is like I've taken out Deadpool and fanos Because I'm a posting where it's like do you have this one and I was like no, but I'd play her just a player Like just that squirrel. They should fit the point throw away I'm really wondering when Jay's gonna get his speed back Because we talked about before that Jay speed is not well and the thing is It in the comic. Yes, he's got a metaging in the show. I'm wondering because there's a character in the mark weight run This is where like my comp of knowledge actually comes in handy not to get girls by any means but um There was a character in the mark weight run called sabotage which is the Indian God of motion or something And he could manipulate speed better than while he hadn't brushed it up against the speed force yet and sabotage could like Speed from speedsters.
So I think I think I think I think zoom is kind of a hybrid Savitar Walter West character in that Barry has fought the man. He's who killed his mother So it's you have man, but you have the three themes of literature period is man versus man man versus nature man versus himself I think this is gonna be the man versus himself the fact that they're playing zooms identity so close to the chest I Love I love earth too. Well, especially now that you know the whole daughter I mean you knew like two episodes ago like we knew it but not that the team flash knows it That he's just a total dick. I do like that the actor his name is escaping me Terry can't know anyway.
No, no, it's his last name is Kavanaugh. He was a brother on scrubs. Yes He was white scrubs brother. I want to see black scrubs No, it's not Ted Kavanaugh, but it's something like that He's done such a good job of playing earth one wells and earth who wells like it's such a character shift that I love it Like he's played so carefully Yeah, even though I mean one thing we talked about this couple weeks ago where They're talking about like how can they trust wells and he looks at me goes look like yes?
I know your wealth was like killed your mother killed your boyfriend or It was like that's not me. I'm gonna go build this like anti zoom bullet and y'all can fuck off Yeah, I sure as I love him do a wise I really hate how like Cisco you can't act with any type of discretion at all Is biting I love the like put his hand on it like well, it's like don't fucking touch yet It's just the whole I think it needs a lubricate here like so bad Oh, it was dude him trying to like trick wells into vibing was just so I thought awkward Yeah, so fucking and I think that was kind of the whole fucking thing, but yeah hilarious Okay, so I watched master of none, but I haven't gotten to the last two episodes the news he's on sorry If you haven't watched it yet, it's their first four five episodes last night. I know No, I really like the show. I like that he's a genuinely good guy I like that he has morals have you got to the episode with his parents yet?
Oh, we're gonna be apologizing to them and they took him out to dinner with his buddies dad Those are actually parents really his dad. He's dad. He raps me to shut up his dad. Yeah, his mom kind of freaked me out I'm like, oh Lord.
There's actually his parents. I do love the whole gag with his mother Oh, not liking any kind of Chinese food, right? What do you want to eat what I'm gonna eat? Yeah, like I said, so those are actually his parents I guess his dad was on I want to say cold air, okay in the last couple days They put up a post about his dad's like, no Is that actually is a doctor this dad took most of his vacation time to come and act on master of none He's like, yeah, this was really fun But I mostly just didn't spend time with you and it's he's just like lost it immediately started crying.
Oh He seems like he could be like not fragile, but he's in touch with his emotions He seems like he'd be a crier. I'm having made a dog saying You haven't made the episode yet where he's with Claire Danes. No, no, he basically ends up having an affair with a Mary Claire Danes All right, she's really fun. I didn't watch any of this She's she's really funny in it.
She's a good critic and it's a really good episode Where he has a lot of moral hang ups with sleeping with a married woman. He's not the one cheating That would be my moral thing what I do like is the fact that I like a moral thing I like that it seems very organic and very real he ends up going on like the worst date ever with this woman who starts out the date by Jimmy the carbon impression She gets run out of a fucking club. He's like hey your girls out there The bouncers like hey girls out there. He's like yeah, I think I'm gonna hang here for a few minutes bouncers like good choice Good choice.
She's fucking good. She's just loses my life. It really is like the worst date ever So what would you think if I just step that dude's dick over there? I think that'd be very rude since we're on a date right now, and this is public why you suck it out I've had a pretty bad first date the foodie story.
Yeah, you should be second-time dig next to you What should you mean like I said, you'll have to sure she did afterwards you don't have to watch it That's like I said, I think you like the series. It actually does have a touch on it Not more than you're the worst. Oh god now. Have you watched you're the worst?
No The first season is totally me and Irma's relationship I'm not even that out either. Oh, please. She'll watch it. Bigger eat.
Well, I'm not allowed I remember I said like I wouldn't text her about it So I actually made a tactical error because I started watching this series on a whim I'm like oh my fucking god. This is so damn good Irma the main character is a failed writer whose novel is called congratulations. You're dying And the girl is like a self-destructive I think she's a PR rep for the rapper's she's a music rep I'm gonna say a publicist. Yeah, but I mean totally self-destructive But if you like replace like publicist with barista like it's me and Irma So the episode that basically made me recommend the show to him is she goes into this bookstore that the author is a regular ad and tries To order a bunch of his books from the manager and the manager's rude to her So she steals the bookstore cat nice.
What are they name it? Well, no, he has a name It's a name after an offer. Yeah, I want to say it's named like Hemingway or something like that The cat's name is Hemingway, but she steals the cat and actually keeps it in a later episode He ends up going to her apartment which looks like a bomb and off it. Yeah, like it's just fucking crash and the cat still there He's like oh my god.
She kept you do you miss books? It's yeah, the second season is a bit of a departure from my relationship with Irma Well, the second season is basically you can't fix me stop. Well, yeah The second season it comes out that the female character Gretchen suffers from my clinical depression And she says like I've been dealing with this and this is after episode of her like grabbing a burner phone and going away In the middle of the night and then he finally like follows her and she's like crying in a car and he's like What what are you doing? She's like I'm just crying.
He's like what do you have a phone she goes? I like to play snake will I cry? But she comes out and says But she comes out and says like look I've been dealing with clinical pressure for my whole life You you cannot fix me and the last like three episodes about him trying to fix her and from someone who suffers from my old depression Like I have people in my life from like I'm gonna be bad for the next three days There's nothing you can do just kind of walk away from it You know the only thing that is actually ever helped is that people try to do that with me I'm like I need you to go read this story from hyperbole in a half and then leave me the fuck alone You know exactly what I'm talking about when she's describing depression and then it's the depression story of her trying to return Gemology yep, and she's talking about how she's finally free and she's going to rent all of these war movies and buy these seven bags of skills And don't think it doesn't stop her. Yep, because there's a liberation in Oh my god big reveals.
I'm gonna write spoilers at the beginning of this episode So if you haven't caught up on heroes, here's your chance Here's your chance get out now it cause scrub whatever you want to Screwed so they I've watched the last three episodes Kind of binging I wanted to wait to watch like June 13 part one and two This one was gonna be a two-parter so I want to do a So you find out why Noah wiped his memory and it was to protect Claire's twins Which I love the nod that one of them is like quote unquote a paterrely so he has the ability to absorb powers But only one at a time he absorbs her healing which is why Claire's dad Which makes sense I did oh my god the partner Noah has to see her and he's like there's this thing behind your ear It gets blocked he goes yeah, but there's a part and they go no it was from a cardiac event or something So that's just so heartbreaking what he said it's such a father thing to be like listen. She's okay She's okay, so be seer just let me yeah We find out that yeah that the male Nathan has the ability to absorb a power at a glance And that's so much sense when they go back in time and then he wrote can't go anywhere anymore Because Nathan absorb his ability which explains how Nathan no the neat part was I they kept setting up Nathan and and the The blonde and give it a pedolina Named after No, it doesn't yeah, okay look it up and be fucking wrong But like there are teenagers and you find out that like basically Hero took the babies and Mama paterrely who's name I can't think about top my head. I know it's Christine Rose is the actress is name I can't think of what her actual name is Angela paterrely that that sounds right Angel paterrely To the past to raise them so the whole thing is like that Rinaltus is looking for a Wonder Roll, but they're actually teenagers like Minds the fucking blown I just got a text from my boss saying opportunities knocked it's running. It's a front-end loader I'm famous for trying to steal stuff and it's running Like that guy I tried to steal the streets we were I'm just had it started to no keys no nothing I was hot right in the bitch, but anyway moving off Thank you Yes Wow I'm good.
I'm good. I actually I kind of want you to steal it and give me a bite of work in it Straight down Broadway. Oh my god. No, no, no, just say it's like a preemptive slow cloud.
Oh nice nice nice Okay, I'm reconordering the rim for when this yeah, I'm just making sure that there's no more snow on the road to this Good 60s safety first sir. No, I'm pretty sure we do You finally the payoff on like why the guy from weird enough the costume movie the guy with the pennies Oh, yeah, I'm actually yeah, well, he was uh, no, he wasn't the guy from the love to get So But it's all his whole thing is like you can make his eyes move really quick. Um, I Proteller him over his first Kickin the fucking crotch that we have to take all of the memories from Nathan if he were being his dad. Oh my god Yes, all the feels on that one, but I didn't but didn't take away the mother's memories We're like I did think that they were kind of shoe-horning her role in of being But it's more than I think they shoehorned that they like she and hero fell in love like like you can buy hero falling in love with Charlie in the original series But him falling in love with the nurse just to raise an eighth and I thought was a little It's the scene where she's like sorry I got pulled from the nursery and she comes in and basically like force teaches hero how to bottle feed Nathan She doesn't I did like that moment where they're like here hold the baby in here.
I was like It's not only very new father, but it says a lot about hero in that he never thought about a family I did like the joke where they go back in time and he was can't jump anymore because Nathan absorbed his power He pooped no, I like that the hello super baby, which is what he called a Parkinson's baby Which they part the partner's been coming back the last couple episodes, which I don't know how much I like evil apartment or whatever Company man parkman. I you know, I mean I know in the flash forward on the original series I think he worked as like a one of the bad guys But like I think I can be like the director of whatever it was like summer set or whatever it was I I don't know how I feel about that How do you feel about the Haitian made back since it's a separate timeline? So it's not the patience Oh Doc's name is minor. Oh, yeah, they actually had a weird throwaway scene that I don't know if you noticed There's a scene where he runs into Molliwacher they run to Molly Walker who's with the Haitian who's actually carrying Zack's kid Who's Zack?
Exactly, oh Dennis like I said there's a throwaway scene where they first find Noah in the explosion Huh, and he finds Molly and behind her is the Haitian who's carrying fucking Zachary Dennis. Yeah, exactly Like I said, I don't know if it's just like baby. He's carrying a kid's dead body like the kid might even notice I'll find the scene like they don't mention it They don't mention that Molly's with a Haitian and like I said he's carrying the kid and the kid might just be fucking dead I think it's dead. It's really weird that this fucking episode.
I still do not buy Zachary Levi and his quote on what white ever being together and having a child They have exactly zero romantic or sexual chemistry. I completely agree. I also think it's weird that like Zachary Levi's character Basically develops apparently magma magma He develops now. It's it's there's a character in one Ellis's Excalibur who can shoot hot knives.
I'm sorry I'm still gonna say magma powers. Okay, it's solar radiation But um that he like develops like Sun-based powers or whatever powers that are like solar based I'm so texting Mike He told me that it's got GPS in it and his 20-year-old self wants the fucking steal it But he won't I'm like oh tell him that we're here and bring it But like the kid like the weird like some allergy or whatever actually that's a real yeah, no, no I get it there are lots of people but the fact that like he suddenly develops this Sun-based power after his Like my thing is like I'm still I'm still itchy about If Zachary Levi's character had powers before or after his son died because if he did his character arc makes No sense if he didn't then how did he get them? So here's the thing and this is nothing against the actress But the character of his wife has just been the consummate bitch the entire series. I would have said to see you next to take Yeah, it is to see you next to see it's just like even when their kid was alive, especially the what was it the Diner scene where the ice cream.
Yeah, and she's like you kill me I'll kill her and then but then you have like Nathan finally being able to stop time, which was nice, but I just have exactly zero sexual or romantic chemistry. What's it? Yeah, they don't I cannot ever imagine them having a child together or being in love no I totally agree like I said, I can't believe that at all But it's just also the whole scene where he first starts noticing his powers and its date isn't rare and she's just kind of the sea One thing I don't think I think she's a good actress. I think her playing her part is good I think that's actually Levi's part is not against the actress whatsoever.
It's it's a bad cast It's yeah, them as a couple doesn't make a lot of things Nothing against her as an actress she's a great at this I think like what is it like two or three episodes left on this one? It's finally Everything like Noah you ruined everything that and like heroes all about don't step on butterflies You fucked everything actually all I could think of is like that Ron silver scene in time cop or I'm like Can the future and past versions of themselves like even touch like wouldn't that create a thing? I actually want to have a weird conversation about future and past versions of oneself. So Brandon I started watching continual like an Indian time travel show sounds like I But it's Canadian through sky, isn't it?
I don't think so, but it could be I think it is It's not set in Canada at all no, but the production companies Canadian sky I guess that there's zero anything Canadian about it. No one is set a boot. No, it's a boot. No, it's like maple syrup.
No two forms So in continuum love of love future terrible corporations awful. Oh, anyways, they've gotten knocked back six years 60 years Okay, so there's the one police character apparently in the future notice protectors and there's the I think now they're down to six future terrorist Curvicle characters this last episode is actually a really interesting episode one of the characters ancestors actually got killed But it hasn't affected them at all So it's like you should have biological grandparents right is it a completely separate timeline does everything basically mean nothing Nothing, but fucking matters. I actually really like that they did that. It's one of those like hey nothing really fucking matters If you do whatever you got me what did you watch?
You know, I don't watch it Oh my god, let me know when you get to the book really all the characters in the show about rap you get no no no shut up There's it's an almost entire episode is about how all the characters are into the show called the block Which has Milo whatever his name is Peter Petreli, which is kind of a Can't pronounce the last thing doesn't matter if you look him up or not Vena Tomi Yeah Yeah, he was in the last rock he was in Rocky, but like it's all like well There's a time schism within a schism and like that's all dream sequence and it's like it's so like sci-fi Trope to the next level. I can't pronounce this last name. No Yeah, go ahead Milo Probably not that phonetically, but yeah, it's easier to say Peter Petreli. No, it actually has been to Miglia if we're going like phonetically That's what I'm saying, but probably not But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah But um So let me know when you get when you get to that um Because it was that episode written by Paul Shear and you can tell the guy that writes like NTSF SUV SD whatever Yeah, yeah, it is the guy that wrote like all of the like one of the characters like what's the whole show about it's like well Like it's in the future and he's got like a Robot partner, but she's actually a different robot and the one's a flesh job and he's a tram head like what is that?
He's like it's like a hair with them. I'm going to go hair with no, it's a tram head and there's schism time schisms within time schisms Like it is so ridiculously like the shows we watch but like to the end of the gree Can we talk about MmM City? No, well you can At the last episode of MmM City, they said I'm a fake drug lord, I'm gonna say Goyaan Sure, which is basically like pink coat that glitter makes it nice. You had me up until the glitter Oh god, you need to watch the movie city.
I'm not gonna go out of the stuff Can we talk about you finally finished watching Parks and Rec after a weird like not seeing last half of 60s and talking to 70s Yeah, my issue was that to be two weeks to watch it loved it I thought that show for a really long time. Ron Schwont and I'm like I'm fucking home Nobody's one of those things where it's like I'm so glad I waited until the receipts and seasons of it done before I started watching it Um the only issue I had watching it before I get to like my review of it um is that The files I had downloaded I was missing the second half of season six So when it like time jumps on season seven, I was like, am I supposed to be this like confused? Like is it lost is it heroes like what's going on? And then I went back and like was like maybe I was drunk when I watched the second half of it And I looked at the episodes I'm like, I don't remember any of that so I had to I was already like halfway through season seven.
Um, so I watched the end of season seven went back Watch the second half of season six. Um, it was like the weird hatchet watching of um star wars Um, or the machete machete the machete version of star wars Um But it was kind of neat watching it that way because I could see all of the payoffs before they happen I'm like, oh there's that setup with just the last episodes of parks and rec is like the most satisfying finale you ever see in your entire life Especially if you watch the producer cut Oh my god, you get so many more payoffs. You get the Jeremy JL I was waiting for that one. I was gonna say that it's in the producers cut You get to see what happens to JL, but you get to see what happens to the reporter the day Uh uh yeah No, no, no, you find that out in the regular version.
Yeah, she ends up with all that. Yeah, she marries all right Yeah, she marries all right, but yeah, she marries that man Like send you need to watch the producers kind of the last episode Because it's fucking really because the two people I was wondering about were um Jam and uh, Tammy too Never find out what happens to Tammy too. You do get to find out what happens to um, um John Raphael Yeah, he fixes death, uh, but I can see no one like a secret Tanger's no, it's a fake country. No, it's tanger I literally just watched it last week Like him and jenny slate is oh my god I make money the old passion way.
I got my novel by alexus when he's out of these in the wheelchair He's like I got a bag is a track into the front of the planet. There's nearly a six-plag something like that Yeah, no, I like I love bench warts and I think it's fucking hilarious I mean the series nally on that was fucking flawless. I had all the fields I love the teacher self-joke Yeah, with Donna and with um I and sorry. Oh, say it's Satan's niece.
It's only I had all the fields on her and Andy's fucking flash forward When they had their kid jack-o-lantern like it's Like I actually I actually looked it up. No, it was it was like devil's spon karate karate explosion junior No, but his first name is like jack-o-lantern Well, they well it's it's short for yet, uh, which is the name of I believe his real I was gonna say him and Annaphere's his name jack Yeah, which they didn't talk about much until the last couple years because he had a lot of health problems Did you notice that um Ron son is named john? Yeah, john john's and john named redacted swansin It's um, but all the swansons have rhyming names Yeah, it was the whole his brothers that he starts a construction business with but they don't want to talk about it I retired my brother. Uh, no, okay.
Yes. I have one. No, the other dude is like fuck off No, it's the joke what he retires his brothers like congratulations for all years of her work. God.
Don't make a scene Yeah And I love the swans and family. I love that he ends up being a heart-rager Yeah, and watching over the park I love the payoff with the grizzle when they they end up taking over that shitty part of fawnee and donating all of the land to be a new national park They take over they take over like J.J. Steiner moves. Yeah, yeah, they take over the shitty part of tawnee where the buildings are sound but everything else sucks I want to say is where they found champion.
No Driving through the shitty part of pawnee with champion trying to get to that when she was doing the politician run And they were at the ice skating rink that's supposed to be a basketball arena. Yeah What's the suck get on y'all beep? And then all the t-shirt cannons come out. They're like no no like the one time it shouldn't have happened It did they're like oh my god like that guy died and because she knocks she knocks um paul revs dad But yeah, like you know I'm talking about it this mediums corporation.
Yeah, but it's like she's like yeah She's having a campaign bus for like the the front runs over the breeze. Oh, right? It's one of those words. It's just an after-and-around But it's just one of those like jokes they set up in the first episode like all the offensive murals come back and they're still hilarious It's one of those I thought it for so long Someone I watched it.
I thought it for long because then I had seasons and seasons and seasons. Oh, I had the whole series I mean I love her and Adam Scott falling in love Like I said now I just I love that art except I hated you the moment and I did I hated you for making me watch this moment where She buys him the um throne of oh the iron throne He made that stupid fucking face because he was trying to win the battle. No, no, it's not that That she goes yeah, she wants him. She goes oh our spaceships are lost and I literally was like god damn it And he was like you know what just walk away.
I was like thank you I love the Jerry Terry Gary joke and the payoff when it's it's Gary gary itch and his tooth is wrong and it's very I loved I loved I loved though that Donna quote unquote misspelled his name the first day He didn't say no that she misspelled his name at the wedding so that it was Gary and he like I'll Let's get her and she kind of gives him like a week and I was like thank you for giving him like Everything at the end no, but I love the joke when he loses all the shit I'm a storm drain and Donna hangs out with my mic watching him try and rescue it and then the next morning she gets somebody to rescue it all And she's like you're a good guy miss hanging out with you like I love that scene between two of them It's he is in that in that Andy Dwyer is the dumb guy who always tells the truth You know that he actually wasn't supposed to be a series I know and then they had to write a more sympathetic after the first season Dict the first season when she finally breaks up with him for being a dick bag Right people like him so much they had to write a character in the show But they had to make him sympathetic. I said he was supposed to be which is why they made him live in the pit Oh, yeah, I feel near the pit Oh my god, please tell me you loved the unity concert but they had the little Sebastian hologram with genuine I like that genuine keeps coming back A letter to Cleo was a bandy word texting me. Like I said no, but then standing outside of the stage sitting along and completely freaking out Well, he's wearing a letter to Cleo shirt and he wears when he first gets laid off and he invents like Coons about shire. No, that's the second time he gets laid off the person He works on clay nation.
No, that's all the same laid off The first time he's depressed because yeah, she broke up with the one but I text you I said oh my god I'm going to be a little brain I'm doing a stand in the place where you were. That's a That's a clinician. Yeah, like I said, that's a different him being laid off and being depressed Oh my god, it took weeks to do that 30 seconds. Let's keep watching.
I look at his like that's it I still love the gag where he's coming showing her the cones of dead shire for the first time. He's like this is nothing right? I start working Monday. Yeah I love that like they the you know, they got the copy right and that what is it the the sequel is called punishingly meticulous yes Yes, I coming from like a tabletop player like point of view.
I'm just like god Did I can't realize the first time they revealed coats of done shire and then brought it back? That's when I started selling the show to Doug. I'm like you need to watch the show just to get to this moment Right. It's just him playing the grisled guys and he's like oh, yes, but you forgot about humble farmer the humble farmers now They're something like that.
Yeah, but I got all the spheres Looks like someone's out of resource gems is what the guy from workaholic sets. I love that it's him By the way, I love that's why I say it's Blake Anderson It's Blake something yeah who actually just recently came back from a horrible back injury from King High jumping off a roof in real life He will be our generation ski Um, I'm a coconut fridge. You drink it and budget I got you a two you did rock to it. I don't know where it is Well, it's no you had two coats in your pocket God damn it do you have anything else you can talk about well, okay, so they're both they're both eccentric Why don't you start talking about yeah, so transpose or politics and I want to say you read it before me After me I'd let them to him so transpose I was you to one he looks I read it before both of you go right on so transmitter policy to this day is still my favorite graphic Novel of all time it is the most hilarious political satire that already is damn near Eliza Bethan era hilarious political satire Yeah, I'm still big fan of same and that's always that's always good and it's actually how I got introduced to Constantine Overtures come out to a bigger vaccine.
Yes, the fuck out So Transmeasure politics which got introduced to me by my older brother John actually barely in town by that scene Because he didn't fucking tell me until this week and I'm busy John Introducing If you remember correctly when probably I broke up we actually had a really vicious brutal fucking fight about what trade paperbacks And you lost the transmit fight on that one I lost a few issues actually My question is not complete, but I got more than the end Yeah, anyone's ever read it Despite how that was described it. I'm saying despite the addendum These as we have described other people is it's basically cyberpunk on arrest Thompson I love in the first issue when he's talking about the cat smoking the two face cat No, no, I know what even the cat smokes. Oh, no, that's a there's anti cancer trade pills in no There's anti anti cancer pills in the bathroom If you don't already have the trade and then he goes talking about like what kind of cigarettes get smokes No, it's the first time you meet not the first time you meet Shannon But it's the first time you meet Shannon as one of the filthy assistance The first time you meet Shannon she's stripper with barcodes for nips. Yep.
Yep. Yep. Yep. And it's one of the what?
No, I'm just I'm thinking it's the riot about angels age transients. Yeah, it's a Ryan about transients where you meet Shannon Fred correct alien Messiah alien fuck Messiah Lots of sex there something me. No, it's the church of Fred Christ As you find out later on the chair leg of truth is still something I say way too free on a basis I'm so sad. I didn't get a picture of him about four years ago The perfect spider Jerusalem was in my work just wearing the blazer in the black slacks that drawing a tattoo on his chest wearing the perfect Glasses and it's totally carrying a chair a chair leg and I'm like so he's not the chair leg of truth He turns around look at me.
It says the chair leg of truth stupid. What is the chair leg of truth say? So sad I didn't get a picture of him or maybe I didn't it just didn't make it through the you know 20 phones I've had since then and now now I am gonna buy the next probably two or three trades as I'm rebuilding I talked about this week. I'm rebuilding my translation All the feels but I got to the second book is lost for life and it's got one of the One of my favorite storylines Which is why I want to bring it up because it's such a multi-layered Storyline, but it's a freeze me freeze me with your kiss is the one with the police dog and the wife's Regently frozen head.
Oh It has easily one of my favorite lines a couple my favorite lines where he's sitting at like the porta potty writing He goes I kind of like it in here and then when they're talking about the Like we have your wife's head and he goes to fucker with my wife I remember reading that the first time just going that's it like I'm in I mean it doesn't matter what happens after this I'm in they have the dog that goes into like the psychotic seizures whenever they mention the spider's name because he has dick cut off Jesus he's dressed up as Jesus and he said that like the religious Commission I Emotional That's that's actually that's the episode about the child Prostitutes that will be probably But he wrote the revival storyline 24 hours And the survival storyline is fucking heartbreaking as well the one about the girl and it's like the woman Mary who comes back later on Mary is the one who ends up taking the picture of oh Smiler and Revival so what they call it like I said she's one of the cry where he gives her the thing and he goes Do you know what it is and she was of course I do it's a camera and I was like I'm here up when Only had cleaned your toilet seats. He was in Kuala Lumpur. He was too far away for revival or retrieval rather I guess it's something went wrong with him so she ended up being homeless alone He gave her this camera because she was reporter later on yeah Like I said, I'm taking like I said she has a taking this very good little photo in the storyline But like I said just so many small like it's just these social conscious nods that just they're throwaway stories It or so it seems oh I don't mean you don't pay attention to them But it's like they get this much attention. It's like totally gives you the feels and they're like hey We're gonna move on to something else and the pre-adolescence like men's group.
You're like oh my god It's not ma'am love, but it's like it's like pure love or true love I want to say it's called pure love my guess that they're attracted to pre-sexual humans and like you're attracted to fucking children Yeah, he wrote his treats he well in jail Like there are the Incandems precise pedophiles at one point But I mean it's it's whoever like the gag way later on when it's all the parries spider no it's I cannot wait to get to that. I cannot wait to get to that issue because it was Edward Russo they had Brian hitch Karen Dwyer where it's like they do like the porn version he's like literally I still quote that porn episode of When he says wrap your laughing gear around this or like wrap your laughing gear around my public organ or whatever fucking says the words Wrap your laughing gear around this like has made it into my brain where I don't say that often because I would be arrested Not not even to people who I've dated for years do I not say that to Because yeah, I mean there's a million reasons to not ever say that but that line of like wrap your laughing gear around this Like oh my god. That's my brain for the rest of my life No, I believe I would get a hundred bullets was the one who did like the weird fever dream when they're all attacking him and Okay, so Tony you watched all of the gothars. Yes so far Do you remember when Bullock had to go into the weird sex club?
You didn't get to see the show no you didn't get to see the show. There's your pig squeals however It was described as quote great Morrison's fever green imagine what you would have seen it's amazing And I've read a lot of great Morrison. I don't want to think about what he sees in fever dream Morrison's fever dream for a sex club It sounds amosic. Yeah, I agree Yeah, I don't know if it's literally The great Morrison fever dream like I don't know people are just like dancing around except be horrified So you've had super gods you remember the whole chapter where he's talking about how he basically almost died from a severe infection I was running in the bushels like I said and the only reason he didn't is because his mother called his sister's boyfriend Who happened to be a doctor and made a house call like it was literally a random fucking happenstance that he didn't die And after that he was so emaciated and completely like out of nutrients for a while that he would eat entire bunches of carrots He knows the invisible is because he used it as basis for The King mob tortures in within a process like I said He basically wrote everything he had all the feels about into that fucking comic like he was this emaciated balls like almost hairless In vinyl specter stumbling around buying carrots I Can pull out of my bookcase I Love it First episode and it's very Samarini And I can't remember the guy who directed the second episode, but it's shot similar to Samarini some glad they're keeping with that Basically it's up 30 years after the original actually I've led to okay, it's missing the hand but they don't really they don't really reference army of darkness that much Well, I was gonna be separate no wasn't because that's what happens at the end of evil bit too Um, yeah, they don't they don't go into like I'm actually pissed that he doesn't work at SMART.
He was like dog Or something who the ship would own the rights to SMART? Yeah, like he's got like you know the chain saw handy's got he finally says boomstick in episode two I Really was waiting for him to go like yo she bitch He said something similar in the second episode where he's like yo bitch like I'm like alright Oh from RoboCop bitches leave no one can do it right except for Kurt Woodsmith My other two favorites are from in bruges the cucket horseman close to a midget And then she was my third one. Oh Oh Should I put the bonnet down No, no years before we did the podcast you might be treating text messages with just lines from up with the bunted out Trying to spell it phonetically and it was a hat across four states god bless me. Oh god.
I like to think they didn't kill that girl But anyway, um Ash versus evil dead fucking phenomenal if you love evil dead even led to even to some extent army darkness It's got that vibe to it because it's on stars and get with all of the violence Here's the thing those that nobody has stars you have stars because your mom works for Comcast. Yes, I have stars I get everything off the internet But I mean who wears fucking stars There's exactly like three things on stars that people watch which is outlander black sales and apparently now Ash versus evil dead I only watch one of those Of course you don't watch I am interested in a show that's coming out AMC the into the badlands We're like samurai western I've heard nothing about this because here's things that you guys know that Paul Bettany and over years ago with Carl They're doing snow piercers a series Yeah, what station I don't know if it's not a key Hold on. Look at that. Yeah, but they're doing snow piercer as a series That movie was phenomenal.
Do that movie's fucking great. What I call it? X train you didn't call it X train here's the thing though is that what I was surprised about was snow pierzer is that um Chris Evans has said after he's done with his contract with um Marvel Yeah, he's basically gonna go behind the camera and that was the first thing that he did after he made that announcement Yeah, because that was the beard they had to hide in the when they reached shot their shwarms scene in Avengers He noticed that he's got his hand like near his face Yeah, like he was like I'm not sure my beard for one reason announcement He's like I'm a double-point contract with Marvel. I'm really just going to go behind the camera They then back in truck of money up to his house and he went okay.
I'll be the rest of the Avengers No, no, he's not with his contract. So I didn't say I'm here yet though. That's the thing he was only talking about you You and I had this conversation that came to Robert Downey Jr. They backed the money truck on up He's fucking in because he can also pretty much subsidize any ending movie he ever wants to do He's higher rusted his career as a correct or as a producer But like I said, he's essentially said he's kind of done acting But what snow piercers made me think is he's kind of done acting and what he feels like he should act in Because you're the first thing I ever saw him in Push not good.
It could have been great. It could have been great horrible. Like I said, no, the first thing I ever saw him in scotch It's called a grind grow We're actually done with our beast. Do we have an app of the week?
Um, I started playing swamp attack Which is which is basically a hillbilly tower defense Yeah, you're sitting on your porches of hillbilly with a shotgun and it was the m16 Um, which is what the weapons I've unlocked another's a flamethrower and other stuff. Um, we basically shoot crocodiles Raccoons on dynamite sticks gun toting swamp rats Their bugs. Um, I'm a really big fan of it. Um, all of the in-app purchases are actually Right there.
I guess move. Sorry right there But all the in-app purchases any in-app purchase disables ads which I like Um, and all the in-app purchases are actually reasonable. Like I don't mind doing in-app purchases But I'll play games like um, a bad example is like, uh, something like candy crush or uh, what's the bubble witch saga? Um, where the in-app purchases are so Fucking ridiculous where you're like, no, fuck you.
Um, this one the in-app purchases are actually reasonable And I'm willing to like, you know, buy, you know, like 10,000 coins just so I can like up my shit get rid of ads and it's like 99 cents I'm like, that's not bad. I mean, it's a free app. No, it's freem. I mean, that's the thing nowadays But it's just one of those things is how many companies don't realize that just 99 cents You'll have enough people buy when they get- Well, that's the thing that I- I've talked about before I play plants versus zombies specifically too right now Um, the note that- Yeah, because they have like a daily thing so I play the daily episode or a daily mission and then just read it out Um, and they're coming out with a new update, so But like some of the plants like the premium plants are like seven bucks Exactly like I'm like I would rather that you lower the price I'm gonna buy it like I'll buy the premium plants if it's reasonable 70 bucks is retarded seven but yeah, like I bought the they had a Halloween exclusive jack-o-lantern that like shot a flam across the lane to kill zombies and that was I think that's fun No, 199 and I was like yeah, I'm in like for a seasonal like it's long gonna come around on like Halloween or fall like I'll buy for a couple bucks But seven dollars for- for an exploding grape bunch Like he said, but eat a whole bag of dicks Yeah, like The freemium the freemium framework has gotten so out of hand Um, I don't mind paying a buck or couple bucks.
I've got a couple apps I pay for it's just one of those things where it's like especially independent company pay A game I will totally pay you like two three four bucks Okay, yeah, I'm actually I'm actually about like four bucks I mean like the whole game. I'll pay you four bucks for the game I mean four bucks for just an ability to plant I have to keep the plant but it's like seven bucks like you're out of your mind Um, I paid what was it we've talked about this before in the podcast I paid two bucks for um epic win, which has been Revolutionary in my life Not yet, it's not android. I'm sorry It encourages you to be more But it does it as like experience points Because I can blow off a to-do list but Two or three years ago because what happened is the game designer had like a debilitating back injury and she was so depressed and Like completely disconnected everything in her life. This was the only thing that actually got her back into it was designing and programming this game Well, that's what's going on.
I should check it out and I'm like, oh, oh, this is bull crap. What happens this? Really? Yeah, I know the backstory Oh, that sucks.
Now we does. I didn't know neither That's right. I know she worked in the industry and she had like this horrific back injury But she basically was in bed for months and months and months and months Um, so porn star of the week Riley steel. I'm sorry.
I know we've done you like five or six times, but sure it is Everybody's got five or six times. Come on. Actually. No, not anymore She mostly just does like um fantasy and like got a short now, but to Riley steel I think you're awesome as a person.
I think you're super else is a porn star. Yeah, I've been uh killing off porn So look up Riley steel take your bill costume. Now. I saw it the last Right on the month that you guys have been trading those pictures doing lizzie.
We're trading nothing We're looking them up independently and being like Uh red shirts red shirts. Uh doctor guitar I love doctor hoop. I love Steven Moffat I go. Sorry.
I love don't give you the real um I love Peter kapaldi. He was on a pump band. It's great Ferguson Oh my god. Can you be the new master?
Right? Right? He's not doing his late night show anymore. He has time Um hashtag great Ferguson for the master I need a right email also.
It's a bit too good people like you Um Goddamn it. I've got the damn things like I might have um, that's a nice ass. Yeah, I do You're probably gonna buy Riley steel as a steel tinder belt. Oh, I didn't know what it did.
Yeah, any who's you? Um Oh, right Um I'm sick of them doing like punk rock doctor doctor like the sonic sunglasses and then like every other fucking episode He's playing the fucking guitar to the point where they've redesigned part of the tardis to be like an amp wall Like I get it. You're trying to make it. I don't know cool Like I don't I don't know why or like maybe you're trying to like capitalize on like well We have a doctor that can play guitar.
Why don't we do that? Well, like I'm kind of sick of every other every other episode seeing the doctor like noodle around on a strata caster Like sorry, like it's gotten old first couple times. Awesome. It's like a hip, you know, hip old doctor Happy he's a hip cap.
Um, thank you, but now it just seems like a gimmick To still not a big fan is quality is doctor. I am outside of what I just said They didn't reveal like why he picked the face of the guy that uh, he saved some pom-pah It's to remind him to do everything he can and if you didn't watch the end of the zygong inversion When they talked about the two boxes being both her eyes The two boxes being a scale model of war Is it's I mean, it's mind-blowingly great So I did like the article I read recently about how doctor who was actually the origin of the word doctor Really? Do you remember when river says that yeah the word doctor wasn't around till he yeah, like I said I do like the idea that that is the origin of the word doctor That's my goal isn't it? Like I said, it was a historic battle.
Yeah, like I said, it was a show like I said in the shows, you know, can and I like that idea I was okay. I Muffet you have some good stuff going on with you. You're also kind of kind of kind He has said and I think you talked about this last week how he's publicly said um, Sherlock will end when Benedict doesn't want to do it anymore He actually has nothing. He is exactly zero and in mind for Doctor Who He thinks at least five more years at least Lord It won't be it won't be all Capaldi Now they celebrate their 50th anniversary last year But like I said, no, I'm with uh, David doctor like I said David doctor was the 50th But like I said, that's not that it's it might even almost be a year old they didn't interview with him He's like, yeah, I'm sure walk away and when come back doesn't want to do anymore But but doctor will end I have no fucking idea He keeps coming up with great ideas the last two episodes Um, we just let go and write a bunch more episodes Games fucking games episode Biting it's like kissing but what is he what does that make that always?
Parking break. Yeah, but it's like uh Biting is like kissing but more surprising or something like that. He's got a great line about biting biting biting That was yeah, that was uh Oh, it was um, that was one where the tardis becomes a girl who looks like marlissinger Um as it would It was all the tardis is that um, well, it's all the tardis is where the can be linked circuits and malfunctions It looked like a like junk yard, but it was like different tardis as Different things so funny. So I know do you remember a few years ago?
We got a little ham to bought the tardis t-shirt that would fit you because it was girl shirt Uh, oh not your tunic But the other one yeah, uh, it makes my Couldn't rack a conormous one It made my rack look enormous, which is why I gave it to you I'm wearing it yesterday. You should come Yeah, sure. So it's a crazy Corrections, are we still doing that? Yeah, we're still doing crazy because that's rippling in space.
This is just android bishop. What are No, not whatever. It's important because there is no space bishop. It's the android bishop Don't use these the space coach bishops.
No, no, no, no. It's not like it's not like ripplings playing space chess Maybe she is Uh, it turns out um speaking of parts and rack from like half an hour ago Yeah, take it to the head um Uh, it was not a zero doc 30. It was guardians of the galaxy That's like Chris Pratt last last edition Which actually really enough when you talk to what when we talk to Chris Pratt But when uh the interview Um, he says that he goes he quit drinking beer Uh, that was a huge part of him losing that weight for a guidance in the galaxy and uh, zero dark 30 Um, but I guess but I guess I hope that people don't have to maintain that body first Well, this point like he's an action star We talk about this as a way between that and Jurassic World, which is now gonna be a trilogy like How many movies can you have about a dinosaur park where they get released? I'm done Might have called you a fucking cunt I meant it No, I You know the thing is I don't say the B word very often, but I say the C word constantly So I was hoping that you would see through that Well you didn't you didn't ignore my phone call I texted you you didn't but you didn't text me back after not Yes, and I wrote a fucking beep comma.
Thanks Being in such a pain in my ass And you know earlier this week you were not feeling well still aren't It's much better than last time we had what I got the flu right for like Oh my god. Yeah, it was in February. I want to say we had Dave on and I basically just fell asleep He listened to this whole thing. It's funny.
Oh No, like I said now last time I got like six seconds I had a flu which is when I learned my heart later longer makes a different beat for like 10 years over 100 Yes, which is a mercury for what is that actually it really was what the Voice Kill him take it out. I'm not dead you can't eat me. I'll be back. I am the walking dead It's all fuck out You don't want to get on your jacket.
There's a spray bottle right there. No, there's a spray bottle right there You're like a thing brother for breeze Yeah, that's kind of my mistake People name their cars they're like ships do it voluntarily kind of get thrust upon your okay cool. No, we didn't I named it my car No, it's not Don't draw dick on my car tonight They're late first in spray. Oh, yeah, I put it wash the dick didn't come out.
I know it's permanent murder Oh, me a pair of swine your dick washed out. I didn't Raising that was raised perfectly. Okay. Can you honestly could anyone see the dick drawn on that other than you name?
Really that's too fucking good. No, you don't even care about that purse. I have audio evidence. I still have to carry it Still carrying on with my dick Mm-hmm.
Oh, I'm gonna do a lot which by the way, he's finally cleaned up nice everything recently I was gonna say instead of don't be a dick. It's uh, no plus no applause law. Don't draw dick Yeah, this has been a blood alcohol content network production for more information visit www.bacnpodcast.com your home for almost bacon and banjo