Reese's Reese's Reese's Reese's Reese's Reese's Reese's Reese's Reese's Reese's Reese's Reese's Reese's Reese's Ladies and gentlemen, hello and welcome to another edition of America's Best Worst Canadian peanut butter and chocolate combination podcast. That's right. Reese's Good Show is back for another week It is episode number 128 and I believe every single one of the 128 up until this point has been about exactly this topic Chocolate and peanut butter coming together in a wonderful cup bar form. My name is Justin Morris that and with me once again as always is Stefan heck and I'm back to discuss chocolate and the various Classifications of chocolate that's what the show's all about as you guys know This is a chocolate podcast It's if there's no we don't know what sports are like that This is just about what kind of chocolate chocolate is so and it was always been about that Yeah I don't know why I'm even saying that like it seems like when I'm saying it makes it seems suspicious that I'm saying that And you know why this is yeah, we know this is the 128th episode of Reese's good show like we're aware of how it works by now I'm kind of saying I'm saying it like oh, it's this is like a bit where we're like pretending We've been doing this whole like that's not the case.
I'm just kind of under refresh I'm you know episode 128 classic 128 episode refresher. Yeah, because every episode is someone's first episode I think it's important to outline what we do here at the beginning every episode wouldn't you agree John Cullen? Hey, I'm John Cullen Yeah, yeah Yes, I agree this podcast has always been about chocolate and peanut butter Thank you for tuning into it once again. You would think how could they get 128 episodes out of that topic and I don't know either well the first the first 107 was mostly about like Mounds and whether or not they're a bar or a lump.
I think everyone knows it mounds is a bar Shape of a bar. It's kind of a lump though. I mean I think mounds is quite obviously a chocolate I don't know. I don't know I know but I'm still just I just can't believe that Justin thinks it's just a lot This is the mounds are the past we got to leave the mounds behind us.
Okay No, it's mounds in the States and bounty You forgot that even though we talked about it for a hundred eight episodes. So I'm gonna come up until today apparently a hundred eight episodes amounted to nothing Oh my god, we're making a mounds out of our molehill. I think you would say like mounding Yeah, but then you don't have the s and s as we discussed in episode 97 is the most important letter in mouth That is true. We did come to that.
We did come to that 97 again if you want but I think as we all know at the end of that episode we never discuss this again, so true Well, I mean we did spend a full 75 minutes just on the power rankings of the letters in the word mounds And yes, definitely as you rightly point out the s was the most important one I mean, I don't want to sound like all hundred eight episodes were all about mounds for those of you just joining us Because obviously there was a the eight episode a stretch between episode 30 and 40 where we try to figure out what the ends and M and M stand for yes inconclusive Kind of like it was sort of like shit down, but about candy We also did like 10 patreon exclusive bonus episodes about almond joy Yeah, and how I think in the end we we determined that that name is a little misleading It was an almond burden if anything the almond card is accurate But the feeling about dominance is totally false. Yes, I do agree I it's funny that you brought up the M&M spark because it is fucked that we spent eight episodes on a thing That's very easily googable information in that the first M stands from ours in the second for Marie But well, yeah, we know but remember we determined that was not true. Oh, I see anyone can First M stands for Eminem and the second M stands for the M&M in the first M So it's dens for M&M and M and M and M and M Yeah, and anyone can add it as Mars and Murray often do every single day Mars and Murray wake up and and just Deface the M&M Wikipedia page. I think it's disgusting quite honestly look.
We this is well worn territory We've covered this at length. Yeah, we're both dead Obviously like what what tip of scales were we figured out was you know? How like the Beatles kept dropping hints about how like all his dead in all their songs. Yes We listen to that Muppets song that goes like I'm gonna and we figured out like oh, they're saying they're saying what M&M stands for.
Yeah, if you play it backwards Yeah, they're saying M&M and M like it's a whole You know bustle in the hedgerows. Let's have one thing about candy coated chocolate also Mars is dead They say that at the beginning when you play backwards. Well, he is dead That's not a critical fact actually speaking of chocolate. I baked cookies today guys you baked cookies John had the day off from school and decided to bake some chocolate into his cookies and here we go.
Wow wow So I didn't really bake them I bought them frozen already and then I just put them on a cookie sheet Oh, you didn't even like like cut them out of a roll or whatever. Yeah, cut them out. Oh, yeah I help yourself guys. Sorry Stefan that you're so far away.
Oh actually speaking of that I have gifts for us that we are also supposed to open and Stefan doesn't get to so no I already open mine. No, you didn't Yeah, no, you didn't you don't know what I'm talking about. I do. I know exactly what the gifts are.
Yeah, okay Can I say I'll say what the gift is? Right now, okay, and then if I'm right Uh Johnny just make sure to ask all right who well wait did who's the gifts from I know I'm just gonna They're from Jess. They are from Jess. Yeah, okay.
I know what the gifts are I can split but you didn't get yours Did you yeah? Oh, okay, because she said that we had to open it all in the show together But she said she hadn't given you yours yet. No, I think I think what she said was that that's probably what John Justin want But like you can open it now. Okay, whatever Mine was it because you just any picture of your ass.
Yeah, so okay Right now on a piece of paper right now and then as we're opening the gift you hold up the paper to the camera Yeah, and I'll see if you knew it or not I swear that Jess said she hadn't given it to Stefan yet She's like you can't open it on the show because Stefan doesn't have his and I was like well It would be funnier if we opened it and he wasn't here and we could rub it in his face Yeah, like the cards like we did to you. Yeah, exactly. That's I was trying to start like a Stefan world order situation I'm away. I'm like three steps ahead.
No, he's writing down a piece of it now I feel like Jess did give him his gift at hexmus because she did come to that I wasn't even there. I do have a really nice ass though. Okay, so I'm opening it You're right on the paper what the gift is first. Okay, okay, okay Stefan's written it down It is socks socks novelty hockey socks and video game pin All right, make with the Thank you to Jess Really cool, yeah, all right I'll post a picture of these on the blogs everyone can see but they're from socket to me in Portland, Oregon And they kind of look like almost like an NES ice hockey style of soccer There's a video game pin with a Nintendo cartridge on it and it says blow me.
Yeah, I'm gonna pin that to my denim jacket I would pin this to my school bag, but you work with children, but I work with children So I won't be doing that but I'll put it somewhere. No, I don't think we'll be doing that So Jess lied to me because she said that you didn't have yours yet Stefan So now well, she's gonna be mad. She's gonna want a picture of my ass. Well, send it to me in the now center No, I trust I don't know if you're gonna be able to handle it though.
I do have a really good butt. I don't think you can handle it Oh, I would see your mounds. Stephanie, can you handle this? Just can can you handle this Daniel?
Can you handle this? Topicure well speaking of jelly. I love peanut butter and jelly and speaking peanut butter I love peanut butter and chocolate absolutely as we all do as all the listeners do as we all have for the last 128 episodes we put it to a poll also put the vote out there I feel like everybody who voted in the poll was a listener because it did like a little viral a little bit I feel like we got 3200 votes. Yeah, we don't have any followers But I just mean like people were quote tweeting it like I think I black Twitter found our our little Twitter.
Yeah, we're just like can you believe these stupid white people? Oh, oh, oh you meant Oh, you were saying black like African American. Yes. Oh my apologies.
I thought you meant like the dark web. No, no, okay I didn't realize we still I don't I mean they call themselves black Twitter. Am I allowed to call them that? I mean they also use the end word with great frequency doesn't so does that mean you can say it's different?
Okay Anyway Yeah, exactly Yeah, so 32 actually got picture my ass because that doesn't sound like my ass. Yeah, but small and thin very white Yeah, that's my ass. Yeah, 3200 votes 3207 to be exact Answering the question is Reese's peanut butter cups a chocolate bar sure 81% of all respondents said no Leaving 19% with the yes vote there. So let me just say one thing as well.
I think isn't the proper grammatical way to say it are Reese's peanut butter cups Chocolat bars. I mean, it's a single product though, right? But it's like multiple. Okay.
This is a whole different thing. Yeah, now we here we go. Yeah, okay, this is good True, but we have not covered before in the previous 120. Yes, because there are three cups to a package However, if you are referring to an individual package is only one of the package exactly so When you say cups if you'd have to say package at the end the package does not imply Would you say this would you say this uh, hey, uh, are the Stanley cup playoffs exciting or is the Stanley cup playoffs exciting?
Yeah, no, okay. Yeah, the way that this is worded here. Yeah, I agree. It's not correct It should say it should say our Reese's peanut butter cups.
Yeah, because here you yeah, because you are Yeah, I would say our Reese's peanut butter cups chocolate bars not is Chocolate bar no you could say our Reese's peanut butter cups a chocolate bar. Yeah, you can say that's acceptable. All right. Yeah, okay So I'm two and no and the big Reese's debate.
Well, no, I don't see I'm not gonna I'm not giving you a win for the last one Okay, but I won the popular vote. Yep, so 2598 people voted no so Stefan really did win that of a possible to me he didn't 3200 respondents not my winner not my president Guys listen The thing that I feel about this is that I'm right and so it literally there's in this type of debate There's literally nothing you could do to convince me except for the only thing that I will submit to is if Reese's the company itself Says that it is a chocolate bar or not and if they say no, it's not a chocolate bar If they say no, then I then that is when I will I will relent and they refused so about yeah about that They did they did jump in because people it was getting pretty heated And then yeah, you talk to them on Twitter. This is uh, this is actually a very popular segment on the show should we play the theme music here Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it.
Yes. This is did Reese cups respond on Twitter Of course well, you're in the verse right now I know I forget the first though. I started right now from the sea there you go chocolate. Yeah, there you go The chocolate is a wonderland.
No too early and now you're in chocolate is a wonderland. There you go Your peanut butter is also a wonderland Both of those things are wonderland world. They said our and say is You know that that was that Chocolate is a wonderland Covers it Another obviously we have a recording version. You decided not to play Yeah, nice work So yeah, the question so did they so we can go around and circle did did Reese's tweet at you I'm just checking my menshes right now.
No, sorry. No, they did not I said because I did notice sorry to spoiler but I did notice that they did respond to you stuff And then I said that this is bullshit fence sitting and I wanted an answer and they did not respond to me Well, that's good. You you swore at them, but I will just and did they uh, they respond to you It's just uh filtering through verified responses only and no, they did not respond Okay You could get verified very easily if you have a sports net email now I could do Don't go go go go go go go and verify and then john. I will get unverified.
Yeah, exactly. See you later. It's not cool to be verified Reese's Reese's did tweet at me and they tweeted this like wishy washy bullshit because you just asked them right you just asked them straight up Is this a part out of our I said hey Reese's are Reese's cups chocolate bars? My friend says they are but I'm a high percentage or he's completely wrong and then provide some photo evidence There's also this conflicting evidence your website lists them under cups and yet the box of Reese's cup says regular bars.
Thank you in advance Um, they replied to me a day later, uh, and and uh friend of the podcast Sean Does he have the french pronunciation of his last name? John tea. Oh, no, probably john teal. Yeah, it's genteel.
I think it's a genteel. Yeah, because he's like a look like a loquathing Yeah, I've made that mistake before. Yeah, it's genteel. He may be that yeah, he's genteel.
Yeah, it's like uh, it's Ryan Lambert Yeah, it's actually uh, it's my fuel number. Yeah, exactly. It's Ryan lumbare actually So Reese's replies and says they are the perfect combination of chocolate and peanut butter That's all I know and all I need to know thoughts the thoughts in there really pissed me Yeah, that's why I said I said my thoughts are that this is bullshit fence sitting and I want you to answer the fucking question I didn't say fuck but in my mind. I said it.
Well, yeah, so then um People got sort of mad in interventions. Reese's was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, you guys. What is this? I'm feeling really attacked right now And then they kind of asked us to clarify the question and we did um and it's been uh, one of these now, okay Four days and we haven't yet heard from them.
Um, I I replied to them and said like look I'll just answer the question answer the fucking question. It's not that difficult. It's pretty straightforward. Yeah, it's very straightforward Um, and they they're just they're ghosting me right now being ghosted by a chocolate company.
So Fuck the bullshit I yeah, so we don't have the final answer for Reese's. We know they're aware of the question Maybe they've been on like a four day retreat trying to figure this out. Um in which case I I commend them Um, and hopefully we'll we'll hear back soon. Um, but as of now, uh, Reese's did tweet that me But they did not tweet the answer to our question.
So So yeah, so that's what I'm saying is like because so you mentioned it's deaf and there's evidence because the box says regular bars and adam Pied a listener of the show who works in the candy industry says that they refer to them as single confectionaries, but we're no we're not serial killers So no one would call it that but we but he did also say that they do refer to single units as bars as well. Yeah, so I was at the grocery store and they have a candy section and Reese's were in the candy section Right, but see this is the thing is like a lot of people were like well, they're candy bars or they're candy, but that's an american thing You don't know what to say candy. I don't know what to say but that's why I would say Either they're either they're either candy or they're chocolate if you drop the bars altogether I know it's I know what's a bit too general for your taste and I kind of I wish there was a better term for it But I think the term that makes the most sense is just candy or chocolate. I feel like Reese's like They're trying not to offend anyone so they don't yeah playing both sides here They are like the classic you've got your peanut butter in my chocolate You got your chocolate in my peanut butter right is the chocolate in the peanut butter is the peanut butter in the chocolate?
They don't wanna well the peanut butter is the jar in the car in the cup aisle is the cups in the bar aisle We we will never know the big issue the big issue is that by sitting on the fence they're offending both sides Exactly. They really should just pick a side and if they pick john's you know what then I would take that that's I would leave it up to the company if they took step inside I would acquiesce but I will not until then As of right now, like I don't think I have obviously like I think I'm right I don't think I've officially won the debate because we don't have yeah, we don't have the official answer But I'd say like the evidence is pointing towards my side I'll just say I was in the cup style at the grocery store today and I just saw a lot of solo and dixie and no Reese's Yeah, but those aren't those aren't cups because they stack them so they're stacks True. Well, no, that's not true though. Yeah, they're called solo stackers actually That is a fun game cup stacking I don't know if you guys ever done it.
No, never cups down. I'm not a uh, I'm a 13 year old girl Well, that's not I mean, that's not really every every cup stack video I've seen and they're very cool and they're very skilled obviously But it's always like a 13 year old some of the kids are crazy get out of it. You're right. It's that music video for the song from uh, Pitch Perfect or whatever and well, that's the cup song.
Yeah, that's not cups the whole time, right? But yeah, she's not cup stacking. Yeah, you seem like like no Stacking is a game. Justin.
You got you got two you got two uh, you got two sets of six cups And you have to stack them into two pyramids and then unsack stack and then unstacking and flipping and shit That's the whole percussion from no, that's a real different thing buddy. I can't you've seen cups stack down another cups argument But no, it's not this is not an argument. I'm just showing you cup stacking. I just know what cup stacking Well, you obviously don't because you have gotten it wrong.
See this is cup stacking For sure. I've seen this before. Well, then why are you saying it wrong? Why do you keep saying that it's the wrong thing?
I've seen cup stacking before like the anacenteric video. No, not like that. That's a different deal. You're thinking of the Broadway production stomp.
Yeah, exactly That's not a sport stomp business for okay. Let's see this video. This is the okay. This is the world record cup stack right here ready.
Oh, boom Wow, he's so fast. Yeah, exactly I feel like that's wasted time. That didn't even look real. Well, I don't know he's seen all the training that he put into that He seemed pretty excited.
Not worth it. Ultimately. Well, I mean, what do you have the world record in? Nothing exactly my point.
I mean technically we have the world record going right now for the longest argument about whether Reese's Our cups are actually true. We should talk to Guinness about this 128 episodes. Let's get Guinness involved. Well, no, we're the first 108.
We're on now. That's true. Yes, it's only 20 I'm sorry. I apologize.
Jesus Christ. I can't even hear for those Guinness makes beer. So I don't they wouldn't be interested in chocolate. They might get confused.
Well, no, but doesn't Guinness have like notes of chocolate in it Uh, yeah, bad chocolate. I don't think so. I don't know. I don't know.
Obviously. No, nothing, but you can have chocolate stats, but I don't believe Guinness is one of that No, I just mean maybe it has like notes of it in it. Does it? I mean, I don't the classic thing.
I love in my food and drink a note notes A faint fluttering sous sant of chocolate guy. Listen, I don't I don't make the I don't make the the notes. I'm only Wikipedia page for Guinness right now. It's flavor categorization is tangy.
Oh sure. That sounds right That's what most people say. Could you pour me a glass of that tangy? That's what people really like.
It's actually a tangy Guinness is when you get a Guinness with orange juice. Yes, true Okay, I'm gonna search Guinness flavor. Oh Guinness flavor profile. Okay, here we go Yeah, delicious and chocolatey guys All right, your advocate.com look at this guy.
The guy doesn't even drink guys who's literally school guys literally never had a never had a mirror in his life Can you control f per tang on that page, please? Okay, sorry, your beer advocate control. Yeah control f tang a zero of zero Wow Yeah, maybe the people from tang are just continuously editing the Wikipedia group page for Guinness similar to Mars and Murray every day. Good.
I'm doing that No one will know no one could ever know Oh, but now that we've done a good 25 minutes on this Thanks for tuning in everyone Thank you so much I think we should comment. I thought it was hilarious. Just how much blowback there was after last week people utterly lost their minds You know, we had people rage quit the podcast who never want anything to do with us again after this Categorization debacle. I mean that could have been about anything technically.
Yeah Yeah, I mean that's just a long time coming after Everything we've put the people through over the years. Exactly. Yeah, it's like how um sometimes like the smallest thing will cause someone to snap and She got a bunch of people that's the straw that broke the candles back as it were exactly. Yeah, risa's cups are a straw All right, welcome back episode one 29 of risa's good show.
Sorry, right Yeah, the other ones over continuing on again, uh I was not expecting I was expecting a fun lively conversation But like I mean I guess part of the appeal of the debate last week was that like stephen got super mad Yeah, you never get in a way that like you would never have before about anything other than maybe jimbening Yeah, and also it's like one of those really dumb things that doesn't matter but it's like It's built for a debate because there are these like Conflicting pieces of evidence and then you have like your belief systems where it's like well I always called it a bar so like why would I be wrong and like you don't want to examine your own belief systems and like It's obviously like very like shallow and and and stupid. It's about chocolate, but like even I think we uh We we told it's a very important message that we got out to people You should examine yourself exactly deep down we learned it's all about ourselves Yeah, your example of why it was interesting is basically that you just said that john is too stubborn to self-examine his own wrong Exactly. Yeah, I mean I I know that i'm right i self-examine myself and i'm always i'm always correct Back in the day you were self-examining yourself as often as eight times a day Yeah, i would have self-examining yourself to look for amounts Oh fuck that was that's good. Yes, I do that's good health recommendations What was that?
Thinking about football Can you replay that line four times? That's good health recommend Yeah, before that you're like, yeah, that's good. I do that's good health recommendations At a record scratch that's not affecting like tires reaching and like a boy line. Yeah, boing would be great Yeah, uh speaking of people who are having trouble talking.
Let's get into the clip of the week Yeah, our clip of the week comes to us from the NBA the national football league No How much football are you thinking a lot i was i had a lot of like yesterday I spent like an hour and a half on the radio talking about greased up polls and just really fancy one crazy Right now. Yeah, no enough about self-examining Do you have a are you smelling burnt toast right now a little bit a little bit? Okay, it might just be john's cookies Look cookies are good. I know the national basketball association The NFL we all know in love Absolutely After the Lakers blew out the nicks 127 to 107 Jordan Clarkson had a hell of a performance 29 points in tennis this off the bench and he was asked after the game What was the secret to the Lakers success in our clip of the week?
Love to keep my foot on their nut That's just a great. Uh, we just kept a foot on they not kept pushing absolutely I really I like the reemergence of the of the word nut Yeah, like like to mean to like to come or to ejaculate because there's this ad campaign for you know wonderful pistachios Uh, they have like a bunch of uh kind of little stand setup in the supermarket down here And their ad campaign right now is like the different I guess like there was like there's like a woman meditating and it says the mindful nut Uh, and there's like a guy like playing football. It's like the athletic nut and it's all these like types of nuts But it's like i'm just thinking about them coming Uh coming uh having an orgasm. Yeah, Justin came right now.
It would not be a mindful nut I've always been curious though. Like who pays for all those pistachio ads? It's just like big pistachio I'll probably the company I would be wonderful pistachios. It's a yeah The company I would presume literally yes the company king for the pistachio ads is the pistachio Sometimes it's not like specific like specified as wonderful Right.
You're thinking like just pistachios. No. Yes. No, there are it's like just pistachios.
It's just a I've never seen that in my life. Can you show me a commercial that's just about pistachios in general? I like I'm imagining at the commercial like that's a disclaimer at the end of the ad just like please no This commercial was for all pistachios and no specific pistachio brands. I guess it is wonderful Oh my god.
Yeah, I thought there were I thought there was a descriptor of the pistachios and not the name of the company That's my bad. That's my bad. Dang. Well, the company's called wonderful pistachios.
I didn't know that Their whole their whole deal is The slogan for how good the Wall day make wonderful pistachios Justin. Okay, you thought you thought it was like oh pistachios are wonderful Yeah, I said the adjective exactly like in goth milk. You thought you didn't know that the company's name was goth Where the goth dairy No, no about the goth. Oh that I did know.
Yes, I was aware of that one. Okay, that's the company itself is all goth Yeah, I mean the commercials I'm thinking of it's like an elephant and I think he's like voiced by John Cena He's talking about pistachios. Oh good there John Cena elephant. No, okay.
Yeah, I can't even Yeah, Justin smile Take a breath. Yeah, one of the things you're supposed to look for when they're smoking I know smiling is one of them but I have like when you're smoking Well, I feel like you probably don't smile when you stroke stuff. No, I have like an Olympic sprinter Yeah, exactly that makes sense Sure If you put together like all of the time that I talked about jacking off on this podcast like could it be its own episode? If we did like a greatest hit thing was just me talking about jacking off It's gonna be enough to fill up an entire episode.
I think it's pretty close. I think so You've got a couple like 10 minute digressions about it. I think right Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're gonna go off for 10 minutes and oh you might talk about yeah. Yeah, that's it Pardon.
Yeah, that one. Could you also feel like an entire like water cooler sized water jug with what's a water? What's a water cooler? You know like a Late leader.
Yeah. Yeah. No, that's insane. No, like I just mean in the amount of times that you've jacked off No, since we started to do this show.
Did you see all of our container or like mason jar? Yeah, did you see the like the Kenny versus spending episode like who can come more? I don't think that's okay So yeah, it was like it was like over five days or whatever it was like or who could produce the most sperm I think was the title of the episode. Yeah, and then it was like it was a really bad episode because Kenny borrowed the x-ray gun from his dentist And when spenny was sleeping he like x-ray Is balls balls?
Yeah, because he thought like oh that could maybe like decrease his sperm count He gave spenny radiation poisoning so spending was just like puking the whole episode But then he like wanted to win so bad So there's like a bunch of scenes of him like puking and also trying to jack off at the same time Anyway, my whole point is that they really didn't produce a lot. They're like oh, yeah Like once you come like once or twice like you're basically shooting nothing Yeah, and so yeah Kenny ended up winning because he went to the scuzzy area of toronto and found used condoms and emptied them in the Oh my god, it's a great show if you've never seen a Kenny versus spenny That's not one of my favorite episodes, but that is my favorite episode is uh is when they have to pretend to be the other person Oh, that one's really good and Kenny starts eating He hits like a henry bar and makes it look like shit And he like sits in the bathtub in a diaper and presents to eat shit Yeah I like my favorite one was the one where I feel like this would sort of maybe like resemble like a real good show sports They type feel where it's who can win a 10 mile race and uh, Kenny fakes his own mother's death and gets spenny to go to his own mum's funeral and hour outside of toronto And then he starts running the 10 mile race, but kenny is in such destitute shape That and spendy jobs like every day so kenny's like I have no chance of winning this unless I get spenny to leave town So spenny drives an hour outside of toronto figures out. It's not kenny's mum's funeral drives back to the track and still beats kenny And it's like it was like one of the most epic moments in kenny versus spenny history I gotta rewatch that. I need to give that every watch It does for sure.
It's so good. I just I was like, oh, he's on the head is great when he's having the lsd trip Yeah, but we've been talking about rees cups and jerking off for like two and a half years now coming up on three years Yeah, and I just think stephen at this point could have during that time filled an entire like big blue water. That's so much calm That's way too much over three years. Yeah, no, that's way Wow, I like that we digressed about kenny versus spenny for like three and a half minutes and the whole time just was thinking How can I get this discussion back on that how much stephen has come?
Like I think I think a decent sized top where I container like a large. Yeah, I would say like maybe this Sorry, but I'm I'm holy. This is where I got Yeah, yeah, yeah The cookies were in their stuff. Um, yeah, they take up some some cuban space.
Have you not seen just an event seen the mason jar? With my little pony figurine it and the guy comes in it every day. Oh, what? No, I haven't seen that You seen that you seen that how did you bring that up so casually like you you said that like hey man?
Did you see uh, did you see? Okay, well you and I traffic in different circles my friends already been sent to me twice this year It's been around for like six years. There's that whole subreddit called coming on figurines. Oh my god, jesus Which is about uh, it's about coming on now figuring Well, hey can that's that's one thing you can say for reddit They really know how to title things are slash coming on figure hints back to a canvas It's been for a moment.
I think it's my favorite of all time I put some thought into it. I actually ranked them all at one point, but I think I shut that blog down anyway Sorry to interrupt you. I think it's the goat one where oh they have to be tied to a goat Yeah, and he pretends to kill his goat. Oh, yeah And he gets the goat from the butcher and then spenny gets like so upset that he like Untieces goat, but can he was tied to the live go the entire time anyway?
Yes, I do. You know what? I think I actually have this note. I think it's in my facebook notes Let me see I want to see what you because I've always forgotten one episodes too.
I I see one but I have to rewatch it's been like a decade. Yeah, I ranked every single episode. Let me see here Uh, I think it might have just been on my blog, but it's not really good Here's one thing I'll tell you if you're thinking to yourself. Ah, maybe I should go back through my facebook notes I don't don't do that Uh, so this is almost a full decade ago.
Holy fuck july 22nd 2008 Uh, I did rank who can produce the most semen as the worst episode of all 52 Uh, oh come on Yeah, and then also other top five bad episodes who can lift more weight with their genitals Uh because spenny refuses to do it. So then Kenny just tries out a bunch of spenny replacements It's very boring who can catch a bigger fish Uh was very boring as well who can stay naked the longest Uh and who can win a court case those are the my worst five my top five who can stay in a haunted house the longest Uh because it was really good because that Kenny got really fucking freaked out Uh and ended up like losing because of it. Uh who can drink more beer. It's a very good one Yeah, uh who can stay blindfolded the longest that was awesome because kenny just took his blindfold off immediately But spenny refused to take his blindfold off to check whether or not kenny was blindfolded So kenny was just torturing the fucking shit out of spenny the whole time You know what's on is really funny if I can interrupt the rankings for a second you may Uh, but who is funnier one where yes, uh, kenny mayles fenny a fake letter from the kenny and health mystery saying that he has aids That's right Really depressed and can't do his routine for uh for the judge.
Yeah, that one's really good too Uh, I've got yeah who can win a 10 mile race, uh as number two and then who can wear a dead octopus on his head the longest as number one Yeah, I do particularly enjoy uh, kenny wearing like a rasta man hat over top of his octopus The tentacles just hang out like dreadlock. Yeah That is a great uh, yeah, that's a great episode Some of the titles even because I haven't watched it in so long like are just so funny who has the biggest balls Is a title? Oh, that was this was a great one too. Who will use their arms first Where they had to have their arms tied behind their back all time.
Yeah, that was really good Who is the better rapper who can sit on a cow the longest? They did like an acting challenge, right? Who's like who's a better actor? Yeah, who's the better actor?
I have that as number 40 on my list So I didn't like it that much. The girl listening one is really funny too. Yeah, because uh, so like all of spenny's plans completely backfire I'm I'm just reading the Wikipedia here, but spenny plans to trap kenny an sauna and then kenny traps him in the sauna instead Um, and then uh, spenny tries to pour ants into kenny suit, but kenny pours them into spenny's instead Can Kenny lights spend his mask on fire? Oh, yeah, it's a great.
It's a great show Yeah, if you've never seen it if you're an American listener and you've never seen it kenny versus spending as well worth your time Speaking of what's well worth your time. We got some questions. Yeah, I did have football on the brain for a little bit there We're done with that. We didn't watch the game.
No, yeah, you had CTE You the same bonk that crunked it. Yeah, I had to go to the quiet room for a good long while I'm really excited that Philly is in the playoffs or sorry. You're actually doing this. Yeah, because I don't want to talk Philadelphia fans and their hijinks.
There's no comedic Gold to be found there. No, we can save it for a super bowl preview next. Yes. Yeah, it's a special guy I mean why make fun of philadelphia sports fans when we can power like any versus Any episode I will just say the funniest thing that the funniest thing that did this week Was there's that like 99 year old minnesota viking span in milli?
Yeah Who was like became kind of their unofficial mascot and it was like a sweet wholesome thing She was like a huge viking span for her entire life And was going to a first ever viking playoff game and so excited and there was a video of these two philly fans at After the game yesterday walking through the streets of the giant banner that read fuck milli 99 year old grandma Hell yeah I like I just there's no like win or lose there's no bad outcome. You know that philly is going to go absolutely fucking insane It's gonna be great. It's gonna be great. I'm really excited.
But speaking of things i'm excited for how about those top three questions of the week Now let me ruin this segue and talk about something different. Hey guys, let's talk about hockey I'm just kidding. I want to get to the questions episodes too long Hey, yo, it's the top three questions of the week on real good show. You know what the fuck it is bitch We murder and CFL podcast up in this motherfucker russell look out It's really not actually very long for me.
It feels long I think that's more what I was referring to are you giving yourself a self examination right now? Yeah, yeah, it's not great It's very uh, it's very moundy Oh boy, not a lot of almond joy happening in my pants You know what i'm saying guys Yalmons are my nuts. Okay guys here we go question number one worth 100 points comes to us from long time listener kevin at reasonable onion And he says By a weird fluke you have been named to an olympic team for a sport you have no experience playing but you decide to compete anyway As a result you become world famous for being insanely bad at that sport. Which sport do you choose?
Diving Or synchronized diving i'm guessing it's like winter olympics, but he didn't specify i just had winter olympics on my brain since it's coming up But yeah, yeah, it would be great. Yeah, if it was lose we've seen what happens when when someone is bad at luge So I don't want to sell it in whatever it was it was lose. I believe yeah, okay Yeah, so forget that one but the synchronized diving ones like the those make for such funny gifts of like the team It's like not very good. Yeah, yeah, you're right.
I was thinking so I had like I said i had winter olympics on my brain I think Either like like ski jump or like aerials probably aerials is funnier because like ski jump I think I could make it to the bottom of the ramp without falling but i like never really skied So like the idea that I would like it would be a struggle for me just to ski to the jump Like the whole point is just the jump part and like I don't even know if I would be able to successfully ski down to the jump without falling They just be like so which which ski down is this one of the aerials one so the aerials is the one it's like They ski down like a small lead up on a hill and then they go off the ramp and do a bunch of like flip these and twist Okay, so it's not the one because the one i'm thinking of is uh, yeah, i'm not talking about the big wood in one Okay, so i'm saying cool. Yeah, that one's cool But see that one is pretty gradual so like I feel like I could make it to the bottom of that without falling Yeah, whereas like the aerials one it's like a pretty steep hill and you're on very short skis Like I just feel like I wouldn't even be able to make it over the jump so that would be comical I feel like this is kind of like a good place style mix up where like another adjustment more set has been named to the olympic team But I get I get taken instead and I don't want to correct them for whatever reason Um, I feel like the only like sport that that could potentially happen in though Like the only team that gets like named instead of like you qualify for it's probably hockey But I don't really want to be known as the worst hockey player of all time like the guy who ruined Canada's olympic hopes But I guess this year without nHLers, it's not like I would be like robbing someone awesome of the opportunity to win You know, I don't talk about Mason Ray I don't care if like Derek Roy doesn't want to come over here If it's my fault, I might be all right with that But I do feel like the sport that would be like comically the best for me to be the worst that would be like Uh the men's snowboard parallel giant slalom Uh because I don't think I could go like back and forth to get between the flags I would probably just go out the gate and then go barreling straight down through the flag as we can through the flags Not no control whatsoever. I might like flip at one point and then just become a giant like tumbling snowball down the rest of the way I would say that's almost assuredly gonna happen. It's almost no way that wouldn't happen And then when I get to the bottom pretty much every single bone in my body is broken But I made it to the finish.
I would like to thank anyone. It's a man. Congrats. Congrats.
Thank you Okay, question number two This comes in from braidan walker And I guess this is going off of the today probably a lot of you saw on twitter a popular twitter account dish air zone Uh released or announced their plans to release a card game So braidan comes up with a question inspired by that you come up with a brilliant idea to create rgs the card game with hella money from kickstarter in your sites What is the main objective of the game? What are the archetypes of our three heroes slash hosts? I don't know if I would make a card game necessarily, but I'm thinking Um like those decks of cards they handed out during the arach war Um to be like oh, we're trying to kill this person, you know Um, so we would be like the king queen and jack or the aces or whatever Okay Oh, so you're saying like it would be like traditional cards. It just be playing Yeah, I mean like various characters like jessie.
Sorry. I just swallowed some food Uh, but like wrong. Not like the right. Yeah, that's what you're supposed to do.
Yeah, um jessie would be like a joker Um, but didn't betting would be the joke. You know what I mean? It would be like all uh our former rgs Guests and like the bits we've done. Um, that would be that would fill out the pack sort of so it wouldn't necessarily be a game uh, it's tough to think of a game kind of uh Offhand would be just like a regular set of playing cards, but it would be like the arach war ones Yeah, that's what I was thinking like the all of the members of alcida or whatever all of the cards The other option would be uh if uh, we just photoshopped old bowling cards with our faces on Yeah, uh, you could make it into a game there could be some bowling based card game where you're trying to like win the the pba But the cards it's a conduct building game and ultimately you need to become the champion bowler by the end Yeah, you become p-weber.
Okay. Yeah, I don't know how you that would happen but uh Something to think about I guess for our own $60,000 card game idea. Well, I'm pretty sure the share zone just came up with it In like three minutes on their podcasts. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, um, I will say about uh about the share zone kickstarter I've got a few friends who contributed art uh to the game and it looks really cool. So if you want to uh contribute to it Uh, if you just search to share zone or share zone on kickstarter Uh, it gets one of the more popular uh projects on there. Um, I think even if you go kickstarter.com slash projects slash the share zone I would a zero instead of the oh, um, or just find the shares on twitter. Anyway, you'll find it You're not involved with that though.
Are you that's just a good nature plug for them? I've got some friends who have contributed art to it and I think they'll get a bit of money out of it. So, okay Personally, no well stuff. It is technically friends with his own bank account.
Yeah. What? Anyway, uh The uh real good show card. I would want uh our card game to have like some form of duplicitous elements to it Like uh, we've been playing a lot of these games lately.
John and I and some of our friends where like one person in the group is a traitorous bastard and you don't know who that person is yeah in our game. Uh, that would be the justin I would think that would be the john actually That's the john. I'm not traitorous though. I'm very loyal.
You're trying to sync the show from the inside. Yeah, that's me. All right. Yeah, I was I was contracted by your kickstarter sucks to shut this down me hating jesse so much.
It's all just a ruse That's just a conny employee. Absolutely. Uh, I'm actually uh, my mom's maiden name is for our jesse's actually a distant cousin of mine And uh, we've been working for the last few months to take the show down from the inside and let me tell you what it's going very well Uh, I've not just like that's kind of my favorite thing about card games right now. Is that element of can you trust someone or not?
How did you say card games? Yeah, that's at that time. You did actually you agreed? I agreed you dated but only that one time It's not like I say like that always I don't think card.
Yeah, the only thing you say objectionable is what you say sure. She's like sure Whatever, but I'm just saying that's the one thing you say that it's very noticeable. That's wrong. Well, some I don't know some people say like that Well, okay, I'm pretty sure they do Like I could see you actually to think about saying sure.
No, they're sure sure thing by there it is There you go. Now we're talking about it. Uh, I I all um Yeah, I don't care about this question. Uh, you picked it No, I didn't you picked it.
I said I didn't like it that much and you said let's pick it And I said it'd be very hard for stuff and to come up with something on spy doesn't even know the question Anyway, no, it's a fine. It's the idea of the question is good, but answering it in practice Is it turned out to be very bad Okay, good question. Uh, okay. I will say here.
Okay. Let's I'm gonna imagine it's some type of magic the gathering room. Oh, okay Yeah, I like the archetypes of the three heroes or hosts is that uh, Justin is like some sort of dragon like in magic You would have like the trample ability some kind of like giant or dragon character Uh, I would be like a like a sneaky bastard like I would definitely be in the black deck of magic Like I might be like the assassin. Um, and uh, Stefan is like a sprite.
He's a some kind of trickster coyote No, no, no, you're a sprite. You're like a fairy. You'd be in the green deck before a sec. Yeah, some kind of Actually, I guess there's a whole thing on the on the on the go-off king's game stream where Jesse calls me a forest twink Well, that's that's the name of your car.
Yeah, exactly. You're a you're a one you're a one one I know one one forest twink. Yeah, we made it a moat called the forest twinkles me with antlers. So Right sounds about right Okay, the number one question this week 300 pointer comes in from very long time listener doug loreman at lorenzo meow And he asks how would you feel about your favorite athlete if it was revealed that he or she was just a person that made a wish from a genie Asking to be the best in their field I would I would like them more because they're more like me.
They're just some big dumbass without lucky. Yeah I think that's like I am drawn to you know characters and fiction who are like relatable everyman and who among us hasn't Uh wished on like uh, you know one of those fucking fortune machines from big or star. Yeah, that works too Or you know, I mean, I guess who among us hasn't wish on a genie all of us we I don't think it was a genie sitting around here Yeah, but uh, no, I think that'd be great You know way more relatable right because like I can't relate to someone who like wakes up early and like eats right and like exercises and Trains nonstop and puts a lot of effort in and tries really hard and it doesn't give up but I could relate to someone who like Like asked a demon and was like, hey man, like I should be good at football and the demons. Yeah, okay sure Later is it like a bamboo's old kind of hook here though where or guess what was it bedazzled?
Boo's oh, yeah, so we're Brendan Fraser was like, I wanna be the best at all. That was uh, be wished wasn't it? No Oh, that's be which is the tv show. Yeah, it was one of those Is there a teeny dick hook here?
Do you think is there some sort of monkey's boss? So his whole thing was that he became a really good basketballer. We had a tiny deck. No, we've covered this on the show extensively.
Yeah, yeah But it's also kind of like well, I already have one of those things covered So I'm really like what what's gonna happen? Oh, you just don't have a tiny deck, okay? All right, so yeah, that's fine. I used to it.
Yeah, I mean like I guess John for you would be like Austin Matthews probably Oh, yeah, would you lose respect for Austin if it turned out that he just found a genie? Yeah, I mean he lives in the desert. That's why you're the thing. Here's the thing I think you guys haven't considered yet Is that if an athlete came out and said this We would all think they were the most insane person So I think that that's the angle that I'm approaching it from is like you would suddenly lose respect I would respect for awesome Matthews coming out and being like say the leaves in the Stanley Cup I think this is just a standard like first intermission interview Austin you scored two goals in the first period.
What's your secret? Well, uh, you know this summer I was tripping on peyote in the Arizona desert. It's genie came up to me told me that It's in the Arizona desert this is genie while he was more like a spirit coyote came up to me and told me I could be the best hockey player in the world Like I would be like, oh my god. I can I have no respect like I would be like oh my god finally a first intermission interview That's worthless.
I guess that's true But yeah, like this is something I'm the only athlete I can think of in my mind that would say something like this is meta world peace Yeah, oh, I was thinking of run our test immediately. Yeah, and so I'm like, okay. He's doing the weather on tv and he's like, uh genie Let me do it. Yeah, exactly But yeah, so that's the problem like I think it's nice to say like oh, yeah I would feel like really good about that, but then when you think about it in practice, it's psychotic to be like No, it's relatable.
How is it relatable? Relatable because then I could find a genie or stephen could find a genie I mean, maybe but it's it's not really relatable. That's like saying that like in every man winning the lottery is relatable I mean, it's not really you don't have 20 million dollars, but I could well. Yeah, okay.
Could it be me. Yeah, I think if anything It's gonna be like well, I'm quitting my job. I'm gonna find this genie You know like Justin you can't do that like a guy like like William kneelander like you know second generation NHL player He's there because of his magic bloodlines. I don't relate to that.
He doesn't look like a Disney princess He's a chosen one. It's it's in the blood. That's I'll never be a kneelander I could find a genie though. You would be Alex kneeland None of us are too sure exactly I just like it would open up the world of possibility to the idea that magic could fix my problem I feel like you're already Could be totally honest with you.
Wow I don't think it's that mean. I just feel like you're the type of person who would be like Oh, yeah, I'm just waiting for magic Save my life. Thanks. John.
I think like I think that okay all I'm saying is what I'm trying to say is that I realize it sounds Me when you say But what I was trying to say is that like I think that you are a realist I don't think that you actually think there's magic out there But like you would be wishing for like something like that like you said on a fortune cookie or like a blowing a candle Or like I just wish for like whatever it is you're wishing for I don't even think it's being a pro athlete Okay, but I think that you believe in like fortune maybe more than me. Okay. I don't think that's a bad thing to say I feel like you're more optimistic. I just thought you thought that I was sitting around doing nothing waiting for a genie to come fix my problem No, I only think that's like seven percent true No, I don't think no, I don't actually think that's okay I just think that you would be more open to the idea that that is possible sure yeah, yeah, yeah I mean, I'm excited right now They just said that you think they were fucking psycho No, all right well There Because we're on the home stretch the cherry on top of our sickle Sunday where we pick the things we like from the world at large one good thing He's a lot of people of each other the world would be a better place to live gentlemen.
What do you like this week? I like a legal weed Well, I mean because down here. It's like it's like fully recreational There's only a few dispensaries that have it but I went to one the other day and like obviously I bought a lot of legal weed in Vancouver Um, but I think it's like it feels better Buying legal weed when the president is like a fascist, you know, sure I'll give you that I've written this, you know, like I feel like this is way cooler now And plus they also sell They don't sell me Vancouver. So only the city of Vancouver that is a city bylaw if you exit It's a better be in Vancouver Also literally anywhere outside the city of Vancouver But also isn't there some I know when they when it's like fully recreational in like June or whatever They can't have like any like exciting fun packaging for the for the candies and that sort of thing where's down here They have like cool packages.
Yeah, I read something today. There was a story about a Elementary school in like San Antonio where a kid brought a package of edible gummy bears to school and like five grade five students got Just fucking crazy high and there was a great pull quote from the story where a little girl was like all of the anti-drug messaging I've sat through was for nothing Which she's right about that but not in the way she thinks That kid's really cool. The kid who brought the drugs to school is really cool He found some candy in this house. I wanted to share with all his friends Yeah, actually so the candy I got is like it's got like a childproof case.
It's like an hour to open Um, but yeah, uh legal weed in California Um, but the the bottom part of that like it was mostly an associated press story But they added some like regional stuff to make it relevant to Canada at the bottom and they said like Uh that like once marijuana is legalized later this year You won't see like edibles on the market for at least like two years or so as the government like waits to sort that stuff out But like I can already buy edibles right now so I don't know what they're talking about Those are but those are like a medical place So once it's like fully rec they'll have to like reapply for their licenses Can't sell stuff. Yeah, because a lot of the medical places around here had to like shut down for like a couple weeks Well, they got their licenses and most of them aren't even open yet So I think that'll be the same thing up there. So enjoy them while you can damn Well, my one good thing this week is illegal weed I think it's great that it is still illegal in many places because I do not condone the use of drugs Well, I also learned the article that was like three out of ten Canadian adults say they are looking forward to trying smokeable marijuana Which I like we have to differentiate smokeable from edible at this point. I don't think there exists any marijuana That's not technically smokeable.
Hell yeah, I love to sit around with my bros and smoke some brownies if you know what I mean It's like the most narc phrase ever We get it That's not actually my one good thing. I'm not that much of a freak Close but not exactly I'm going to recommend a television series and it is called peaky blinders The worst television series name I've ever heard of it is a very confusing name, but that is kind of what the gang was called So it's a good show. Yeah, it's named after a british street gang from the 1920s who would wear razor blades in their caps And they would blind people to rob them. So they would yeah, just I'm not a razor blades across people's eyes, but yes, like stephen said the cast is phenomenal They've done four seasons of it.
They're all on Canadian Netflix if you're a Canadian listener I don't know if it's on American Netflix or not. Kelly and Murphy is the main guy. You have a green in it as well. I think No, she's not No, she might be maybe in the first season I don't think so but tom hardy is recurring character and he's excellent at adrian brodie was just in season four and he was fantastic But yeah, the whole thing is I love it.
I'm not normally like a drama show type guy I'm sorry. Eva green was on penny dreadful the other bad named british. Yes. There you go But yeah, it's just fantastic.
It's super well acted very like well shot. It's it said in 1920s burning him englanden Yeah, it's just a phenomenal show I just finished season four this weekend and loved it So yeah, if you're a fan of that genre or even if you're not if you just like well acted period pieces then it is fantastic. All right Well My one good thing this week was something that I previously said I was not going to run here We go but I saw it for a second time and I came around on it I think it is in fact excellent it is Star Wars episode eight the last Jedi which you've probably seen at this point I would hope so but I would say if you saw it and you didn't like it I implore you to go see it again That's what people do when they don't like a movie like go back and watch it one more time I feel like like there was a lot of stuff that I really loved about it the first time But there was a couple things that I was just like iffy on or just like was disappointed that the movie that I saw was not the movie I was expecting sure and then you when you know what's gonna happen you don't feel like oh my expectations or whatever because this is a movie That clearly does not give a fuck about your expectations at all in a good way in a way that it is daring and willing to do things that Other Star Wars movies like for example the one that JJ Abrams made before this one We're not willing to do And I would say it is also a very intelligent movie that really nails a lot of things about like contemporary American politics as well In a way that I was not picking up on the first time And yeah, I just absolutely had a great time with it after feeling kind of weird the first time through So yeah, I would recommend seeing Star Wars the last yet I for a second time if you feel like you didn't really enjoy it the first because I fucking loved it And with that that will do it for this week's episode Our roommates have been Heather and Ben our producer is Daniel Kazetto Who has been very nervously on CM Punk watch all evening long We are recording during raw 25 And if everyone's favorite UFC fighter made an appearance on the show Daniel said that he was going to shit into a bowl and eat his own poop on video And thus far has not had to do that so congratulations Daniel I feel like you knew that going in when you made the bet But I mean there's still like 20 more minutes in the show he could still come back If Daniel has to eat his own shit, I'm sure we will all make you aware of it on Twitter in the future But as of now not the case if you want to support the show which after this episode Oh boy, you can get on over to patreon.com slash real good show We are recording a donor mailbag immediately after we finish recording this You can look forward to that later in the week on the donor feed as well The website is real good show com where you find the blog with images and videos of all of the things we talked about of course And just rate and review the show on iTunes, I guess Anything I'm forgetting here fellas anything you'd like to plug? No, I'm thankful good.
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Be real. Be good. Be real good. Mounds.
Yes. Is it two in a row? One win away from a hot streak. A verifiable hot streak.
Hell yeah, maybe I was thinking I'm like, oh, I'm like, I feel like Mounds was too long ago. He's not gonna say it. There's a one going to be calm. That's two.
That's now. Yeah, it's like in cards, maybe. I was thinking jerking off. Those are my two choices.
Mounds jerking off. Yeah, we talked. Well, I'm usually thinking about Mounds when I'm talking about it. Hey, bud.
All right. Let's, uh, thanks and donors. Oh, yeah, we forgot. We're doing this after.
We can leave a break for the song. Well, we only have two donors to thank this week. First of all, we'd like to thank Adam Hitler. Thank you for that.
Actually? Yep. That's what happened. You signed up as Adam Hitler.
Yeah. So I guess like the 21st century, Adolph. I guess there is one. There's one good Hitler out there.
I guess so. Thank you, Adam. And also, thank you to Kyle gave us a $5 pledge as well. So thank you to Adam Hitler and Kyle.
Just Kyle. Yeah. Just Kyle. I like how he refrained for making up a offensive made up last name.
Yeah, he's just Kyle. But every time I just see the name Kyle by itself, I always think of like Kyle Knane referring to himself in the third person as part of his act. It's always like an over the top animated. But Kyle!
Right. I just hear it in his voice. So that's what I thought of when I got the email that Kyle had pledged to really show. Kyle!
Kyle Knane. But probably not. Just a regular old Kyle. Yeah.
Thanks Kyle. Thanks Kyle. Bye. Shut the fuck up there.