Real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good. Ladies and gentlemen, hello and welcome to another edition of America's Best Worst Canadian Sports Podcast. That's right, a real good show is back at it again for another week. It is episode number 129 in an episode that gets back to our roots here.
We decided that one week of being the recent podcast was probably enough. I mean, yeah, or zero weeks. I guess we could have gone that way too. My name is Justin Morris, and with me once again, as always is...
Stefan Heck. John Cullen, and this is episode one to nine, which is when Terry Sawchak passes Gory how the Puckity scores. Ah, also a typical bar shift, basically. One to nine?
Yeah, I guess that's like the open. I've never worked in a bar I've only had glamorous jobs. I can really... I can even get through that without laughing.
I missed an opportunity for a joke for episode 127. Oh, yeah. Well, we can pretend it's episode 127. You want to reshoot the intro?
I'm just going to say that joke anyway. This is my impression of Teenage Osama bin Laden planning a prank. All right, guys, so we're going to take three towers and paint them one, two, and seven. Okay, that's the joke.
You get it? You know, like with pigs, you get like three pigs and paint them one, one, two, and four. And everyone's looking for the third pig, but there's no... You know what I mean?
Ah, okay. Yeah, I'm glad. I'm glad you circled back about after three weeks. Yeah.
And then the towers I'm referring to. I mean, you get that part. Of course, that part I didn't understand this. Yeah.
I did tower seven collapse. Everybody's still looking for that fourth tower. Should we start again? Do we want to...
Do we want to go with building seven, right? Yeah, of course. Do we want to re-cut that intro? Yeah, well, no, I'm going to take that.
Just cut it up. You know how like if you... Some podcasts now you can like listen to an old episode and it will have a new ad that plays at the beginning of it. So I assume that somebody's job to like change the ads out, like...
Oh, it's like every week or whatever? It's like when you play like NHL. And then as long as you're up there, line the board ads will be like for movies that are coming out soon. Exactly.
I love when they do that, John, because you'll be playing your franchise mode and it'll be like 2024 and it'll be an ad for like Black Panther. Oh, I guess they're re-releasing it. Yeah. Yeah.
Marking the sixth year anniversary, of course. Yeah, I could just go back. I'll drop that into episode 127 so if you listen to episode 127... Oh, okay.
Now, Stefan's... Of course, now classic. That is weird. That's a weird-ass thing to do.
Painted tower joke will be in there. Yeah. No, no, no, no, that happens. You should have to re-change the episode name to episode 127 painted tower.
No, yeah. We all know that that's the title now. I'm gonna go check. Yeah.
It's hard to say things like this is the worst intro we've ever done because I don't remember most of the other shows, but in my heart it feels like the worst. No, but we've had intros where Justin or one of us will stutter and like... The cat just knocks... You should have been second.
The cat can knock over the bar. Jesus Christ. No, no. I mean, it's not like what I was talking about.
What do you say? No. No, no, we'll wait. We'll just have 30 seconds of silence.
Just go fix whatever the cat broke over there. Yeah, it's not like the two of us could keep talking. No, no, we did. I mean, we did all of our talking before the show started.
That's true. We were driving before we started recording. I can't even believe how good it was. I wish we could recreate.
Holy smokes. How it must feel to be someone like Joshua Castillo who just gets to hang out with us. Exactly. Yeah.
Jesus, that guy should be paying us. We pulled the trash can over and it was really loud. Oh, geez. That catches causing trouble all the time.
Yeah, she's ripped the sound bar down a couple times. She's got... I mean, you saw the picture that I tweeted out, but she's figured out how to climb on top of the sliding glass door. Yeah.
We're in a little lip there, but she doesn't want to get down. So if we'll just go up there and meow. Stay there all day. That's how it immediately goes back up.
Oh, man. Cats suck. So if you leave the house. That was horrible.
Well, no, when we leave the house, the thing is pretty sure she sleeps because there's no around to show off for. Ah. But then as soon as we're back, she's going nuts. I mean, she's not.
She's a lot of fun. She's a great guy. That's basically like me. I've been asleep for the last 19 hours and then Daniel texted me that he was here and I woke up.
And you just immediately started racing around the apartment and climbing the furniture. Daniel had to get me down from the roof when he first got here. I couldn't get down. I'm scared.
Oh boy. You would say cats suck though, right? They do. Cats are horrible.
I broke out of cat and I lived in the house with it. And did you let that feeling known before it happened? Oh yeah. Did you let that feeling known is what I asked you?
I let that feeling known. You're the god's engine to it. I figured it. After like all of the effigia sentences I had last week.
It's true. I actually like someone who's like, oh, Justin at the dawn cherry moment and I was like, yeah, that's actually that's a great way of putting it. That is. That is.
Yeah. And then just like, don't you forget what they were talking about. Yeah. It took me like half an hour to be like, oh yeah.
When I said the initials of one league and then read the name of another. How many strokes do you think don't you ever have any arrows? Like mini like those like mini strokes or whatever? No, I mean like the mass of one.
Oh, at least three. Yeah. I think I think he's just constantly having a stroke. I mean, we've had a couple like on the show like we played the mic dad Babclock clip when Matt was on the show.
That's 100 episodes. That's probably a stroke for sure. Yeah. And then definitely the Jared Spergen one.
Yeah. Jared Spergen good boy right there. But baseball thing already is a good boy. But the hit, the, the, the, the, the.
Yeah. Sounds like the strokes I've had. Yeah. Yes.
How many of you had just do, baby? I just think that they don't let him do stunt things like climbing out of the river in Detroit or whatever with the octopus. Because it's like, oh, the cold water will actually kill him. Yeah.
He's probably only like 55 or 60 when he did that. Yeah. Exactly. Like late nineties.
Exactly. But I'm just like, no more. Oh, never sure. Big time like stunt open from Don Cherry just because can't risk it at this point.
I just got this vision of him being in the river trying to pull the octopus out and then falling over and then like rather than save him. Everyone just watches him just like drift away like an iceberg. And then Ron McLean makes like some like pod like Don Cherry going with the flow here on the ABC. He's like cut through the road.
And then he's dead. Or yeah, I mean, I got that wrong. What a pro. Such a pro.
He went to like lift the octopus out of the water and the octopus just like wraps around his arm and pulls him in. Yeah. Absolutely. I mean, it's probably a dead octopus.
I'm pretty sure it was dead. But if it was live, I don't know if it's going. That's actually, that's so funny because when they do the coaches corner, like promos or whatever, it's kind of like they'll show Don Cherry at the beginning of the game or whatever. And then in the first animation, it'll be like a coach's corner is coming up and then it'll go to like a Ford commercial and then we'll be like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
So I'm just imagining like the opening part of the game, he's like drowned or he's like draped over an ice-flow motion. But then I was like, Dan, like his first animation, like, oh, yeah, I've built Ford tough. And then and then and then and then and just cuts to his motionless body for 50 minutes. You just hear a wrong thing kind of yelling.
Don't. What do you think about this fight? Oh, no, I just think Don would be out on the ice flow with him just like making weird faces. Like, can you believe this guy?
It would be wrong. That's what I meant. Jesus Christ. Wow.
Justin, it's wrong and Don. This is Justin. Go sit in the box for two minutes. I'm not going to shame thinking about what I've done.
Exactly. This is a nightmare. I'm sorry. That's how that's how Ron would like try and get Don back to life.
You're just be like, Hey, uh, hey, Don, there's a European guy wearing a visor. Yeah, exactly. Don't. There's a shug swimming up.
He's got a visor on. I mean, like they don't even do I feel like back in the day, like in the playoffs, he would be down at ice level. He'd be like right up against the glass and like, Oh, yeah, I'm sure he's still doing that. He's still doing that.
Yeah. I feel like he's like sequestered to the studio only now in his old age. He still does that. Yeah.
Not all not often. Yeah. I mean, if you're in the playoffs, you're trying to fight for the greatest award of them all, the Stanley Cup, but John, you got nominated for an award this week. You just get away to bring the top.
Probably the greatest award of all really, I think. Well, I mean, if you found out, Stefan, that you were nominated for a Vancouver comedy award. What are they called the laughies? No, I think if you win, you get a golden Kevin is Kevin's the like owl mascot that the of course, but I think it's just called the Vancouver comedy awards.
It's nominated for a world's tiniest penis. Yeah, I was a real shop to find out and I was wondering like how it was a comedy award, but it makes sense with all the women that have laughed at it. Exactly. Exactly.
So I got it. I was like, Oh, right. That's create some pretty funny situation. I mean, it's like one of the top categories too.
It's like best joke. And then right above that, yeah. This is all the name for best joke. Exactly.
Yeah. Well, I didn't say my penis specifically. It was just John Cullen takes his hands off. That's the title.
That's the title of the show. It's track one on my album. I got a tiny dick. You're announcing your follow up album today.
It's a big show after all. Yeah. Yes, I'm announcing my follow up out today. I have a tiny dick by John Cullen.
John Cullen's tiny bit. Justin's going to be doing the voiceovers. 14 tracks all about using my grow penis. You're going to get it from every angle.
I'm here. You're a stunt dick. The only problem is with is we your is your circumcised or I'm circumcised and you're not. So I'll get I'll get I'll get circumcised.
It'll be like in in like kind of when they when they cut to like a wide shot of clearly the stunt man, he's got like an Afro. Yeah, well, just know what it'll be is it'll be a well, a handler that constantly keeps your foreskin rolled down and then we'll just edit them out. I can roll it up. I can roll it up.
I can roll it up or down. What's the right direction? I'm going to roll my foreskin down. Well, I guess yeah, you're right.
But I was just thinking like if you have a boner, you'd kind of roll it down. I guess well, no, it rolls itself. Well, I guess that's true. The role though will be like one of the green men and like a full like rub body suit.
Just looking green. Yeah, put them up against the green special effects them out of the shot. I mean, if we're using the green screen, I'm just one of my penises also green. We have considered that.
Yes, of course. Yeah, it's what I have to blue screen and then of what is balls or blue also. Got up. That was good.
Yeah. So yeah, I mean, I thought it was really cool, you know, like Ivan Decker was nominated for like best joke, best album, best dressed, most enjoyable to go on a road gig with and I was nominated for smallest penis. So it's nice. My family is pretty proud.
I would say it's just, I mean, I should hope so Gavin Matt's was nominated for best breakout performer. Yeah, and best based largely on his appearance on this show, I would imagine. Yeah, yeah. But it's weird.
I'm on the show every week and I didn't make a fucking lick a difference. Gavin, Gavin, I believe he wants to come back on the show. Yeah, he's really been, he's really been begging for it. So in that way, I would like to withhold it from him for at least a few more episodes.
But what award were you actually nominated for, John? Was nominated for best humble bragger. And how do you feel about that? Well, you know, I mean, it's not, I don't know, I feel okay about it, I guess.
Are there worse categories to be nominated for? Really? No, it's pretty much the worst one. Pretty close to the worst one.
Yeah. I would say, well, there's, there's worst bomb. So I guess that's like more, is that worse? That's probably worse.
Yeah. Yeah. 93 World Trade Center. That is a worse bomb.
Absolutely. Oklahoma City. Yeah, Oklahoma City probably. Good actually.
I like how like, like realistically. What was the building? Was it the city hall? No, it was like, there's like a federal building.
That's right. Yeah. I couldn't think of the name of it. There's also, there's a couple like, not great awards, I guess.
There's like, like rampant male shirtlessness. It's probably good. Not to be nominated for that. No, just in life, I think.
Just the other just guys like to take their shirts off. Here's my question. I briefly scanned the awards. Is there a podcast category?
There is and we were not nominated because I think it's really important to get the podcast that have like 100 listeners in there for sure. So it's definitely good to get the podcast. That's just a radio show in there. I think that's always important.
But no, I mean, the thing, okay, the thing with the awards is that I mean, it was all voted on by comedians. So I feel like a lot of comedians just don't really. Let's just all of it to have all of them on the show this year. Yeah, exactly.
And then they'll be like, oh yeah, real good show. That's a show that I know. I'm not going to ask this week, by the way. No, that's why they have talked so much so far during the day.
I was just saying, like, what if this guest is fucking sucks? Yeah, it's Gavin Matt's. He's just been sitting here quietly the whole time. No, I tried and it didn't come through for us, but we will have guests again sometime maybe.
But I'm fine. It doesn't matter. Like, it's funny to be nominated for that. I think I'm not really.
You're not mad at this point. I just think it's actually funny to you. I thought it was a weird nomination and that like I would just consider myself more of like just a straight brag or I don't think I'm really like humble about it. Yeah, that's kind of the thing.
It's like you're not humble at all. Yeah, exactly. I don't think I see that's the humility right there. I know, but it's tough.
It's tough to say, you know, it's just a weird, yeah. It's tough to say how I feel about it, you know. You have a speech prepared? I do.
I do have a speech prepared. No, I don't. But yeah, no, I don't really think that I really brag or anything like that. Well, if you feel otherwise, I'm not right into the show.
Exactly. I'm not really that. I'm not really humble. That's what I'm saying.
I agree with that completely. Yeah. I wanted to get an update. How are you enjoying the switch so far?
Oh, I love it. Have you used it when you were traveling at all? Yeah, so what it was actually with the switch was it was pretty crazy. So I was on TV for just from last and I got residuals from being on TV.
So I use that to be humble. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, so I use that to buy the switch, which has been really fun. I've enjoyed it a lot.
I just beat all I see today. So now I'm like going back through and trying to get like all the moons in the different kingdoms. That's when I gave it hard. It's once you beat the story.
Yeah, I think I have like 400 and something moons, but I'm like I'm trying to work my way through. I didn't realize that there's like you can get like 999 or something. Yeah, because you can buy it. It's great.
Yeah, yeah, it is great. You can buy moons. You know, it's good. Yeah, I have quite a bit of cash actually.
I think I have like 5,000 coins, which is about how much I was paid for the Halifax Comedy Festival. You got to save up and get the skeleton costume. Oh, yeah. What happens when you get it?
You turn my mind to do a skeleton. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's a skeleton body. But like do people react to it?
It costs infinite money. I thought it's like $10,000. That's the max money. It's like $9,9,9,9.
Gotcha. People do react. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, that's cool.
I think I saw it online. 999. That's actually a funny story about four nines. It's actually my album was reviewed by four different places I gave at 9 out of 10.
Oh, it's actually pretty crazy. That's actually about 4 Germans. Actually, that was four doctors measuring your penis at the end of the year. That's true.
I got a small last team. I just read online that like parents are being tormented by their children that they must farm coins so that they're like five year old can have skeleton costume. I read that article and it was really funny because like the punch line at the end is the dad plays for like eight hours because his kid is like demanding the skeleton costume. Then he runs around with the skeleton costume for like two minutes and then switches to like the cowboy.
It sounds about right. That's how it always is. Do okay. I see.
So is it it's a big deal? I guess to get the I don't know. I'm Wario right now. I got the Wario costume.
I mean the best costume is the original N64. Yeah, I love that one too. I just because I just beat the game today. So I was like exploring the mushroom kingdom today and got that original.
You played it on the toilet? I haven't though. Oh, it's not really. I don't I don't.
Stephanie doesn't seem like that was the real draw of the console. That's one of the biggest draws toilets and and airplane. Airplanes definitely when I went to Phoenix just for curling. So that's not bragging.
It's just like a different thing entirely about my team is ranked in the top 15 world. But but we did. Yeah, I did play on the plane. It was awesome.
But I'm not really a lingerer in the bathroom. I just like to get in and get the job done. So I feel like bringing the switch in there just wouldn't be like, okay, I just the recipe for standing there for a good. I like your hour.
Like I'll go in like if I take a shit and I'll go in with the switch or like my phone or whatever my laptop and I'll like. I blame Hearthstone on your computer or what? Yeah, that's nice to think that this is normal behavior to bring your laptop in the can with you. So I'll go but I'll go in there and it's like, well, I obviously have to ship.
Sometimes I'll like kind of hold off the ship and I'll just like send them to other because I don't like when I shit it's kind of like, okay, well now I have to. But then why wouldn't you just sit on a couch? It's not like a comfortable seat. No, because the idea is once in the toilet, it's like, okay, well I can shit at any time I want.
So I'm in control. It's the only kind of the only control in my life. Jesus Christ. I'm sitting on the toilet with a laptop.
No, I don't I don't understand that at all. Yeah, that laptop thing is lost on me. And then you have to like leave it. You put it on like, what do you put on your legs?
Is it sitting on the counter? I guess it's sitting on your legs. The counter? What do you do with the laptop?
Yeah, I like my legs but it's like I'm wearing like sweatpants or something. So like I'll kind of pull my pants down obviously though. It's a weird. Like up above the me so that they're like a buffer.
Yeah, I'm not fucking insane. You're laughing about it. You're laughing so hot that you're going to burn your legs putting your laptop on it. Holy smokes.
How old is your computer? It's like four months old. Oh my God. I just use it's always on it.
Never turn it off. Your shit routine is a disaster to me. I hate this. I hate this.
What else? Sometimes I wipe standing up. I don't mind that. I don't mind it.
Sometimes I stand up white. I don't mind that. I just want to bait that out. Wow.
I feel like I've learned more about stuff in spathroom routine than I ever wanted to know. I feel like I should have ever show basically. You guys ever gamble? Like after you say you've recently like shaved your ass and you use some like fiber or whatever you know it's like a solid turret.
You feel like I just shoot right out of this no resistance. You ever just gamble and go like I'm just not going to wipe. No. I believe in myself.
No. I'm going to put this on the mailbag a couple weeks ago. No. Oh yes.
We were. No I would never do that to answer your question. I mean it's technically weird to me because like you'll hear people say like oh I shit without wiping or whatever but it's like you have to wipe the first time. Yeah.
If nothing's on it then okay. But see to me I enjoy that feeling. That's like a victory. If you get that like first wipe and the toilet paper just wipe your just like fucking throw it in the toilet and I'm like celebrating.
I know I was joking about the not wiping part. I was like yeah I'm going to wipe the wipe list because you have to do the test wipe. Of course. And that counts as a wipe.
Otherwise we're saying the first wipe never counts like how does that work? You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah.
For sure. When you go to wipe and then and it's like there's a chunk. Alright. I don't really have any bad about.
I mean yeah that's probably bad but one way to solve that is just not diarrhea. Yeah. That's the thing. Diarrhea gets a really bad rap.
Yeah that's the thing alright. Yeah. Well it was fun having some females listen to the show. I think a lot of things were like as like now I still I think I'd be way easier to have diarrhea every day, then I'm a normal poops.
But as a kid, I used to think it'd be cool to have a leprosy. Is that what you thought? As a kid, you thought, I think it'd be cool to have a leprosy. Yeah, I thought that on multiple occasions when I said it many times.
Because the whole thing of leprosy is that you can't feel like the nerve endings die, right? And so stuff just like falls off. And right? Isn't that the whole thing to a leprosy?
I'm looking at that right now. And you get to live in a colony. I know that. You live on an island, and it's pretty cool.
Yeah, they call it Australia. No, but I think, as a kid, I was like, oh, you want to feel pain? It's awesome. And then there's obviously a lot of negatives to let you.
I don't think that's how it works. I don't think that it makes you impervious to pain. No, as it's a tail-less- Yeah, you might not even know. Symptoms to develop include granulomas of the nerves, respiratory tract, skin, and eyes.
And this may result in a lack of ability to feel pain, thus loss of parts of extremities due to repeated injuries or loss of pain. Well, I wear glasses and I'm incredibly weak. That's true. But that's of your own accord.
That's true. One of the glasses. No, but the whole weakness. I feel like you've Stephanie got super swole.
That would be really weird. I feel like, Stephanie, you're in that weird gap where you're not short enough where you have to work out to compensate for how short you are. But you're not tall enough to be respected as a strong person. Yeah, no.
It's OK, actually. It's tough, right? No, but I'm in the window where it's kind of, you can be skinny and it's not really weird. Not to body shame or whatever.
But if you're like 6'4 and my equivalent weight, you're going to be like, that's not great. It's like freakish, right? But for me, it's like, it's like normal. I was looking at my.
Oh, yeah, you're fine. You're just you're desirable. Thank you, John. You're welcome.
You should be dumb. I'm on here. No chocolate. Anyway, back to diarrhea coming out of my ass.
Sorry, I was just eating some chocolate. Justin was asking me what those chewing sounds were. I don't know, Stephen, don't you think you'd look weird if you were like super muscular? Like I went to high school with a guy that was like legit 5' tall.
He just got super ripped because like you kind of have to. Yeah, I hate that though. I hate that. That's what I'm saying.
Like, Stephen's not like, I feel like if you're a man and you're like, I'm like, I'm going to like work out and get. I respect it more if you're under 5' 3' can you feel really fat? Would you respect it? I think I would respect that.
All right. I mean, everyone's bodies. I mean, everyone has the right to do whatever they want with their body. My ideal body type is a body blind actually.
I'm not body blind. I feel like everyone is body free. My ideal body type would be Brad Pitt in a snatch. Okay.
He's like very like, finnowy and like he's thin and lean. I could pull that off. When he's like, he's a bare knuckle boxer. Yeah, I feel like that's like my that's the maximum potential.
Yeah, you could pull off some tone. Yeah, I'm imagining Stefan now as a bare knuckle boxer though. That seems almost impossible. Like, when you said that immediately, I was like, that would be Stephen starting in the sequel to Billy Elliot, where he gives up ballet and takes up bare knuckle boxing.
And Stefan just plays the lead role. Oh my God. Hey, man, don't knock it till you try it. I guess.
I don't know. Okay. Well, let's just let's move on. I mean, that would have fun intro.
That was. I was going to say, I feel like we're done. Yeah, I think because we've moved the donor thank you to the end of the show. Yeah, we're like what we do.
We just kind of anchored the show in place because it would go like, yeah, the granddling intro and then sneak geek think, add copy and then donor thank yous. And then we talk about like three topics for however long. And then we do the questions and then one good thing. And so now it's kind of like we have the intro.
Where's the intro? Yeah. We should see. Let's go for the world's longest intro.
Yeah, sounds good. But how do we define when the intro ends? Well, I would probably segue into another topic. Maybe it ended when I brought up your award, honestly.
That's probably true. Yeah, yeah. I feel like, yeah, I don't really know why you brought that up. I just wanted to ask you about it.
Oh, okay. Yeah. I mean, we already talked about it privately. But I thought it was definitely.
But I was definitely talking about it too. And it was. Yeah. I think.
No, yeah, I don't. Yeah. I feel no way about it. I think it's funny.
I'm just happy to be nominated. No, the funniest thing was because I did post it on Instagram because I said with the caption, I'm pretty sure because I was nominated for this award. I'm required to post about it. No, I mean, it's a little joke for the fans.
And my mom obviously follows me on Instagram. So she wrote the next morning, congratulations on your comedy award nomination. Like a mom would say. Like very sincerely.
Yeah. But then like a minute later was like, I think LOL. Oh, really? Because my mom has just like recently discovered like LOL in text.
So now she like thinks she can kind of like joke around a little bit on texts. Yeah. And so it's pretty. So yeah, Michelle was feeling it.
It was pretty hilarious. See, I was like, yeah, mom, I think it's so, I think it's funny. I'm not, I'm not concerned about it. It doesn't.
Yeah. It's funny. I think you're lucky though, John, to have a mother who is so supportive because I did those voiceovers for this Swedish hockey league. Sure.
Yes. For those little mini documentaries that about Elias Patterson and Ross Miss Dali. And my mom said, it's too bad you had such a bad cold. Anyways, hope you feel better.
Thanks, mom. Thanks, Dan. Like the biggest voiceover gig I've ever gotten that they didn't pay for. But whatever.
Damn, that's cool. And I didn't think I even sounded sick. And she was like, all she said was, you sound very sick. That's it.
No, maybe she meant sick. Like dope. Yeah, exactly. I mean, Justin, why do you sound so sick?
The funny part is is that you guys know though that I was sick for like two weeks. And the night that I recorded those voiceovers actually was the worst of that entire stretch. I thought the voiceovers came out. So you're saying that you're doing it in like a fever dream.
Yeah, basically. Okay, sweetie. And then my mom was like, so your mom was right then? Yeah.
You're sick. Yeah, but he was definitely sick. You can hear it. That's not just kidding.
I mean, I'm not, but I am. But that's not. No, you don't. It was only because I knew you were sick.
It was like we when I back when I was playing in bands when we recorded, I played in a couple bands. The second band I played with we recorded just like a six song EP and like what a lot of people don't realize is like when you're a band that has no money, you book your studio time and like that's your time. Like studios are booked. You don't have any other option and our lead singer was like quite sick in the lead up to that recording.
So she recorded the whole album sick and like I can hear it in her voice because I know that she was sick when she did it and it wasn't like her best vocal performance. But like if you were just listening to it, you wouldn't know. You would be thinking like, oh, she sounds really sick. If you weren't in the band and she was a friend of yours, she played the demo for you.
But you still could hear it. Would the first thing that you said to her be too bad you were so sick? No, I would only say that to her if I was her mom. I'm not a friend.
Fuck. All right. I mean, it's cool. I mean, I think that like one day your mumble be happy about something that you do.
I don't know. We'll see. Justin, for the record, I think it's very cool. The voiceovers were cool.
I think they were sick. He sounded like a sick doe. Yeah. So one time I was like nine years old and I remember Johnny Bravo.
Yeah, of course. Of course. There was an episode of Johnny Bravo where. That's one of my favorite cartoon of that era.
It was a good cartoon. But there's an episode where he calls someone or someone in the show calls someone stupid and fat. But it means like cool in the show. Yeah.
Well, like PH, AT. Yeah. And so my dad was like gardening out front. I was like Saturday.
I was watching cartoons and I go out the front yard. He's gardening. I'm like, hey, like yell from the front. I'm like, hey dad, you're stupid and fat.
He like grounded me. I don't know. The stupid part is a good thing though. That was like a 90s.
Like all that stupid. It was. It was. But I also think that part of the plot point in that episode was that like they were using it as like an insult to him and like he didn't realize it or something.
So I feel like I went and yelled at my dad. That's awesome. I feel like it was like one of those things that was like co-opted by white people from like don't be a menace to self-central, I'll drink and you're juicing the hood. And then he just had a bunch of people like running around being like, yo, that's stupid.
And no one's like, oh, so you don't like it? Like they just, oh, you're just like, oh, you're just a lame, like white businessman? Okay. Yeah.
Stupid. I mean, I guess I am in some ways. A lame white businessman? Yeah.
I mean, yeah, I was gonna say, I was gonna say, I was like two out of three is not bad. I'm just joking. Yeah. That's fine.
Let's keep this intro going, boys. I know we're moving on from the intro. Let's make sure that you're like, no, no, it's fine. I was gonna segue away, but then I realized that would stop the intro and I don't want to do that stuff.
Yeah. Yeah. The only segue is the questions. Oh my God.
I'm gonna see if we can go all the way. I'm assuming you just said the only segue we're allowed is into the questions here. That is what I said. Did I kind of sound like a real?
Yeah, sure. Transformer. Yeah. You sound like a real guy.
Keep that in. I think that's cool. And you're still in here. Exactly.
Exactly. We speak Tron now. Yeah. Did we do also?
We got to clean that matrix code. That is me. It was kind of making a joke that I'm like some sort of Android freak. Yeah.