Real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, hello and welcome to Real Good Show Episode 13, Laki number 13. It is America's Best Worst Canadian Sports Podcast. The also ran in Split Ciders.
Best Podcasts to listen to two weeks ago, maybe, I guess? I don't know. It's a good show. It's a real good show, and we're here to bring it to you just and more, so with you as always, joined as usual, bye.
I was waiting for you to say bye. I was going to say, I was going to say, Stefanak. And John Cullen, what does the Split Cider also ran? Well, we didn't get a full, like, a wrap.
Nobody wrote like any photographs. Well, I guess the episode they highlighted was King Baby Adoption, so what were they going to say about it? Like, oh, for you guys, three assholes talk shit about sports again. One guy wants to fuck a baby.
Yeah, exactly. He's just in for the record. I bring this up again. That's actually probably why they didn't put the thing, because they're like, we like this show and we like these guys.
We don't really want the host to be arrested and imprisoned. I don't want to specifically mention that this guy wants to fuck a giant crazy, scary looking baby, which I don't. Which, as far as we know, it could just be a baby. Like, I mean, you say it's a giant like adult baby or like whatever, but we don't know.
Well, like, okay, I got the name wrong even too. It's not King Baby. It's King Cake Baby, which is like, it's King Cake, like a corporate sponsor in New Orleans or something. I'm going to look this up right now.
When you type in K on your search bar, it's just auto-complete to King Baby photos. So King Cake is related to Mardi Gras. It's like a Mardi Gras cake that they all eat. I just assumed it was like your two favorite things in the world.
Baby's and cake. Just to the record, Justin wants to have sex with King Baby. What do you mean you're not into that? You said that you wanted to have sex with King Baby.
What do you mean you're not into that? You said that you said King Baby. That was the discussion of which mask out what you have sex with. And you said King Baby.
Unless I admit, yeah, exactly. Because in your typical fashion, you're like, Justin, what's one thing? You're like, well, I have about six things. One of them is a baby.
Yeah, you like you actually waited. You couched the baby in other mascots thinking we wouldn't notice that you said you would fuck a baby. Hold on. Did he say you wanted to fuck a baby?
I think he did. I'm pretty sure that's what he said. Which mask out am I going to fuck? Oh, I can only pick one?
Are you kidding me? We're off to a hot start here. Thanks to Split's time. I hate time at all for this one to go off the road.
That was why I didn't want to title that episode King Baby adoption because you want to adopt the baby you're fucking, that's even worse. I wish you brought up those concerns beforehand. That would have been. I just thought like whatever.
I felt like there was some kind of angle that you guys you guys both seem really into the title. So it's like, well, I think we went into the show being like, well, Justin's probably not going to talk about fucking baby. That's how I go into most shows. Yeah.
Oh, real good show. The show that is real good for my broadcasting career. Got a slide one of those in. What's the?
How would you talk? No, you don't at all. What do you think? That was the easily the worst turn of phrase.
You just got to slide one of those in. Let's talk about things that are good. I'm not. How are you working?
In your world we're talking about. Congratulations on those adoption papers. Oh, yeah. Good for me.
I guess that that revelation is one of the better podcasts that you can listen to according to the folks that decided. Yeah. Thank you. Pablo Goldstein, Goldstein, Goldstein, Goldstein, either way.
Thank you. Is that his real name? Pablo Goldstein? I don't know.
It's all caps actually yelled at, but he should have. Probably best of you. But, good for you, John, in that it's not your birthday for more than a month. And yet, this past Friday… What can I say?
We all attended a surprise party for one mystery. You look like you're going to have a heart attack. Honestly, I thought that I was going to have a heart attack because I legitimately thought that I had crashed someone else's surprise party. Because it's really not a good for you, like an incense of like media.
It's more for brooking it. Good for brooking it. For planning the whole thing. I love the girlfriend.
And yeah, it was like she had set it up like the party was in the amenity room in our apartment building. and she had got me down there. We were on our way to a comedy show and she had got me down there by saying like, Hey, you should check it out. They expanded our gym because it's been like a longstanding joke between us about how shitty our apartment buildings gym is because it's literally a bedroom with two ellipticals and a treadmill in it.
So she was like, okay, like they expanded the gym. We should, you should go see it before we go down to the comedy show. I heard it's really cool. And I was like, okay.
So we go down there and yeah, we turn on the lights. Everyone yells surprise. And I was absolutely petrified because I thought we had wrecked someone else's surprise party because she was just going to show me the gym and then it was like, Oh shit. And then after about five seconds, the first person I recognized was my brother.
In law. And then I was like, Oh, no. Okay. This is all my friends.
But it took me. It definitely took me like a good five minutes to recover from the rapid hard. Well, that picture of you. Oh, the instant.
Yeah, it's great. It's bad. Yeah. The funny part about that is my girlfriend broke as a great sense of humor.
If you want to see the part of the it's on my Instagram at column the comic. If you want to check it out and listen, if you're listening, you want to check it out. I posted in like our face. Oh, yeah.
Our Facebook group or our show blog that doesn't exist yet. And maybe by like episode 50 or whatever. We'll get there. That'll be like our celebration for 50 ups.
But well, but yeah, anyway, irrelevant. She, yeah, I was very shocked and Brooke is like has a great sense of humor. So she's just been doing this thing recently where she'll bring the photo up on her phone and just show it to me. Like just that.
We just be like, remember when you look like that? Remember when you thought you were dying? Yeah. And it was all all to do with me.
And I was recoiling so much from the surprise that I look fat. Like I look huge in the picture. I look like I'm 60 to 70 pounds heavier than I am. Like I'm a pretty slight dude and I look like me could just because of like someone who is more than 60 to 70 pounds heavier than you.
I think you're very grossly exaggerating, but continue by only 30 pounds heavier than whatever. I just look. I just look. I just look not good.
Let's put it that way. It's not real good. It's real bad the way I look. But good for Brooke.
Great surprise party. Good for you too for being there and bringing your significant others. And that was nice. And good for your dad for giving probably the most unhinged celebrity.
Oh, my goodness. Rose. Even my life. You should write your rose in the middle.
Yeah, my dad's not the best with emotions. So I would agree. I disagree. I'd say yes.
Well, right before everybody got brought in for like cake time, blow out the candles, sing the song, all that good stuff. Stefan and I were talking to your dad about sports. OK. And we were just like, you know, he I walked into the conversation that Stefan was already having.
And the first thing I heard was your dad say, Oh, the sedines don't even get me started on the sedines. Someone needs to take those guys out back and shoot them. I was like, well, I guess we got it started on the sedines. Clearly see where John gets it from.
And then we were led. OK, I've never said I wanted to murder the sedines. True. Yeah, if anything, that's more something.
But I wouldn't say about that. Not about San Rick and Daniel. But yeah, that's true. My dad is not afraid to express an opinion, if necessary.
And yeah, he's an aggressive man. It was the kind of speech that you would expect to see like the drunkest person at a wedding give. And I don't think your dad had been drinking at all. Oh, yeah.
He was the drunkest person. So yeah, no, that's a very accurate read of the situation that you just made by accident. Very. Well, that's the thing is like he's a very like fun, loving guy.
And he was just having a good time. But you could definitely tell like the part of his speech where he like started to maybe like think about because he didn't start by talking about me. He just went on about how his year like talk about my sister's wedding. It was like a something you read in a Christmas card.
Yeah, it was a year. It was a little bit of a culling family. Katie got married. Beautiful ceremony.
It was amazing. We've done some work on the house. Yeah, you should see my man cave. It's the greatest man cave in all of Western Canada.
It's amazing. Oh, Brooke, let me tell you about Brooke. Isn't she great? Wow.
That was pretty much it. And then when he started to get to this part of the speech where he was going to have to talk about me and potentially get emotional, then he just started roasting me because that's like his way of like, I guess, you know, showing his actual like he's never one fuck all in curling. He's shitty golfer. Headlining comedy lately, but only because everyone else left town.
Oh, yeah, that's true. I forgot about that one. Yeah, it was it was quite something to see. Yeah, it was a yeah.
It was a great time. And yeah, a lot of good friends, a lot of good times. Yeah, some kind of speech. And I just I would like to point out that you gave me all kinds of shit on this show for talking about my own birthday, like maybe a week after it happened.
And you're going to be talking about yours. Well, you've already been talking about yours for six months previous. Can you please step forward to just a not bring this up? I look forward to six months.
Your birthday. Yeah, you just brought up my birthday right now. You're like, Hey, good for you. You guys.
I didn't bring it up. I said nothing about. Well, we talk about before we are going to be fair. We are going to talk about my birthday.
Yeah. Like I'm not a monster. Yeah, I got a month ago. I'm turning 30.
Didn't you know that? That's what the surprise was so good. Because who you guys? I'm insane, which is also hilarious because I have like a distant like second or third cousin that I barely know.
And I think I've met her once when I was like seven years old. But of course, like I have her on Facebook because like whatever. She's like, she's like a 55 year old woman. And so she comments, I posted like a photo of me at the surprise party and like thanking everybody for coming.
Then she comments like, there's just something I can't get over here. Like, isn't it a little bit weird to be having a surprise party a month before your birthday? I'm like, who the fuck are you? What are you talking about?
Like whatever the hell I want. What's more surprising? Well, exactly. And the reason is because I'm out of town.
Like I'm either curling or doing comedy every week from now until my birthday. So that was the reason why. But it was just like, yeah, I was like, who cares? Why do you care about it?
She's like, fuck you for having your birthday a month early. And then yeah, obviously led to a great surprise. So good for you for enjoying it. Good for Stefan and I for not spoiling it.
Yeah, which is pretty crazy. Because I've almost happened so many times. Good for me for being on time. Yeah.
We're being there for the actual surprise. We recorded last week. We're like, yeah, I mean, I'll see you guys like whenever I see you. And I was totally like, see you on frat.
Nope. Nope. I almost spoiled it in the group chat multiple times. Oh, really?
Yeah. I know you guys are good. I know you guys as much as I see anyone else aside from my family. And I see you guys more than my family and Brooke.
So we're more important though. Well, yeah. Well, I guess so. The priorities sorted.
Of course. Yeah. So I would have blown it if I was in your position. So you guys did very well.
Yeah. And I'm sorry that I missed the surprise. I've never been a part of a surprise party before. So I was really excited to be there.
It was such a good surprise too. Yeah. And I feel like that's about as best as you could hope for reaction from someone. Yeah.
And it was so genuine. Because if it was like closer to your birthday, you'd be like, okay, this is probably a surprise party. Yeah. You have in the back of your mind.
And I was like, oh, I'm going to be there at like seven. Let's go. And she was like, you think I can be ready to be somewhere in like 45 minutes or you should. Yeah.
That's a reasonable expectation. So I shouldn't, you know, given the trouble that I got in for the breakdown last week, I really should not mention that. You shouldn't have it all. You're fucking big and cold.
Every week you do is don't give a shit. Can I change my breakup breakdown for days? I'm at episode 18. What's in real good episode 13?
I'm so 13. I'm so 13. Like they're going to break up tonight. Yeah.
It's good air. I'm out of nose right now. Good golly. Yeah.
Don't come back at all. So I guess I need to plan like a trip to the States or something by some sugary cereal, some like this, right? I don't even know what I was in trouble for then. I definitely know what I'm in trouble for now.
Yeah, you're at trouble for saying you don't know what you were in trouble for. Yeah, that's like, that's like a joke made on every sitcom that ever existed. If you don't know why you're in trouble, then just explain at all. I knew at the time and now I don't anymore.
I should move on for at least. We're trying to save your relationship here, man. But I'm in one. Good for me.
We got out of the mystery. Yeah. I score a day. I'm really happy you are about your relationship ending right now.
That's what this is happening. He's so happy over there. He's like, well, we're mining it for laughs. Well, this is some pretty sweet podcasting right here.
I think that's what he's happy about. Immediately after a recording, he'll be like, oh shit. There's going to be that pool of regrets. This is going to be a five minute episode, once I'm done editing it.
Hey, snapping good for you. Yeah, our soccer team, Beer Solona FC. Beer Solona, nice. I did not see you in the end, though.
No, we had a summer season, and we've just started the fall season. And we're two and one, which is two wins more than we had all of them. Well, we won on a forfeit, so I don't know if that counts, but it doesn't. OK.
That counts for sure. OK. You got a goal, because I have to have one goal in the forfeit. Yeah.
You scored. OK, yeah. But yeah, I scored last week. I scored the winning goal last week.
And I scored a goal tonight just before we recorded, actually. I don't really have very many athletic achievements, so I was pretty stoked about that. Yeah, good for you. You're not a goal scoring streak.
And I missed this tonight as well. I know. You spoke over here. Where in Vancouver do you play?
Is it in the West or in Yes-de? Well, it's at Jericho Beach. It's the way. Oh, oh, you did another Barcelona fun.
I never get these. Yeah, I don't know anything about European soccer. Yeah, I know. But you knew it was.
I know before you do a Barcelona fun, can you give me a little PK at it next time? Oh, yes. See, there we go. But I used PK last week.
So I feel like that's kind of cheating. Maybe this time it is penalty kicks and not. There was a PK tonight, actually. Oh, did you take it?
No, it was the other team. You got skied over the bar. Nice. We'll lose it.
Bad for him. We should get out. We got to go out. We should do like a pistol shrimps inspired.
I would actually just think. Well, we wanted to do the final, but it was season ended. But yeah, there wasn't a whole lot of intro. I've been a great five minute episode though.
Yeah, exactly. Well, we're here. The game is canceled. If you're listening at home, well, it's after the fact.
You missed it all. And it didn't matter. So you didn't miss anything. Thank you for tuning in.
This is big. This is big. Here's a loan. Here's the loan of FC, radio.
Yeah, if you guys want to come to a game Tuesday, every Tuesday at Jericho. So also if someone's a murder me, every Tuesday. I like it. Lucas B's like, he'll come to his revenge.
Speases revenge. I like it. But yeah, good for all of us. Good for all of us.
Great job, boys. Let's talk about sports. OK. What is sports?
No one knows. Clearly, because a lot of people ask us. We've got more of those questions tonight. And they're so funny.
Please keep it up. Oh, I got a good, like, what is sports, but not actually? Oh, yeah. It was, do you guys even like sports?
Be honest, I don't. Yeah, most of the time I don't. Dude, I don't think anyone does really. The end of the day.
It might be a baseball heavy show this week, because some crazy shit went down with MLB. That's the only way to put it, basically. And I wanted to talk about the Washington Nationals anyway, because we were talking about this at your party on Friday night. They are one of the few teams.
I feel like it can't happen very often, because it's so improbable. But on Friday, they allowed an inside the park grand slam. But realistically, that's the same thing as inside the park home run. You know what I mean?
Just happen to have the bases. It's just that the bases were loaded. If the bases were at it, you know what I mean? But there's so many more opportunities to get people out.
I guess that's a good point. Yeah, that is a good point. Well, really the first two guys, theoretically, no. So maybe really only two.
You know what I mean? We're just like, just like, you know what I mean? Yeah, the guys on second and third are in for sure, assuming it's a good hit. But was there an error, though?
No, so the first, the center fielder, like, go for it. Oh, OK. He went underneath it and classed it grand slam. And then I think there was a bobble throw, or so I have to watch it again.
But I know the first part is the guy I don't catch. Was it at Nationals Park, too? That's very nice. Yeah, it was.
Yeah, it was. Yeah. And the most embarrassing part of all this is not even the worst thing that happened in the Lodge of the Nationals this week. Not even close, actually.
Not even close, because there were some fisticuffs, which we are also fond of here on the show. But perhaps not this variety. I'm definitely fond of this, any time. So, Jonathan Pappelbon and Bryce Harper, teammates, in the dugouts, gotten to a little bit of an altercation.
And you know, Don Cherry believes that the weirdest part of this is that he didn't just take him into the tunnel and beat the shit out of him in private. Yeah, choke him in the tunnel, boys. There have been multiple sports right now for gay sex. Show me.
Go in the tunnel. But like, OK, I didn't really follow this as it was happening. So usually I'm the explainer who wants to explain this one. Well, basically, from what it appeared, Bryce Harper hit a pop up.
And he's the undisputed National League MVP. And he's like 22 years old. One of the best players in baseball. Noted douchebag hits a pop fly, doesn't really run it out.
On the way back to the dugout, Pappelbon. Also noted douchebag gets mad at him. The two yell about whatever douchebags yell about whatever mythical creatures on their tap out shirt or whatever they're screaming about. And then they get into a fight.
Now there was also Stefan you were talking about. There was a previous incident too between Pappelbon and Harper. Well, it was like four years. It was a week before where Pappelbon hit was a many mochado on the Orioles.
And then Harper, I guess, to the media or someone asked about it. Harper's like, basically, well, that's great. Because now I'm going to get hit because that's how baseball works. Because Pappelbon had been tossed because he had just thrown purposely at mochado.
Yeah. So I think he was mad about that. I have two things to say about Pappelbon. First of all, his last name sounds like Pappelon.
Second, which is French for butterfly. It's a dog as well. And it just makes me feel like he should be a better person than he is. Because I just hear it's like when you hear Maryam and Cotillard, you're like, gosh, she's just must be lovely.
She's like an 9-11-13-13. French for good, right? In his name, right? Yeah, she'd be nice.
Pappelbon. Yeah, it seems like it should be good. And so I respect that, number one, because it sounds like Pappelon. Number two, love that his first move is the choke.
Who's first move is the choke? Because you can see in the dugout, they start to yell at each other. And for whatever reason, he just decides he's going to work for the choke. It's like a half-hearted slap or something.
Or he's going to tug at the jersey. Yeah, exactly. He just goes legitimately straight. Was it a two-handed as well?
No, just the one. But it was like a hard choke too. Yeah, and there's their shirt too. Do you mean like pressing against a wall with a bad at his chest, you?
I don't know about a bat, maybe. Well, they got pulled up pretty quickly after the choke. Yeah, exactly. I think it was the jersey got ripped.
It got serious in any case. It was great. I mean, two unstoppable douche met an immovable bag. Exactly.
I mean, it was really great. And I just, all the hot takes have been amazing, Justin. You had an unbelievable hot take. That's been brought to the top.
We talked about Don Cherry's first, where yeah, he basically had a nine tweet story. One tweet's for you. Which is basically the only way he tweets. It's all caps do.
But no, here's what he does. He calls in his tweets. He leaves a voicemail for some poor bastard. Internally.
He has to listen to Don Cherry's voicemails and then make human words out of them. I would love to have them into tweets. I would love to have them into tweets. Yeah, I kind of would like that.
That's the cherry wrangler. Like, because that's the thing is how many voicemails does Don leave that don't get turned into tweets? That's what I wanted to do. He's just drunk at a bar, calling the line like just like, ah, you fucking, I'll just have to use something.
Listen, you want to listen to me right? It's got to be unbelievable. So the fact that this already like hot take, controversial hot take gets printed. So he basically was just saying that Harper should have never criticized papa bond publicly.
But papa bond also should not have attacked Harper publicly. He should have just merely waited for him to get into the tunnel. And then they didn't ambush him and choked him in the tunnel. That's a very similar position that was taken by Lee Judge of the Kansas City star.
The headline. He's not even the teat. Like, that's the thing I don't even understand. It's not even like a Washington hot take.
Because all the hats are spread across the country. Some Kansas City hot takes. He's like the Royals, like whatever. He would assume.
He's probably just a fucking idiot editorialist. Well, he lives in Kansas City. So that's a bad decision number one. His headline is, should Jonathan Papalbon have choked Bryce Harper?
And that's a great headline because I guess it implies that there's like two possible answers. Yeah, exactly. Because Lee Judge thinks the answer is yes. They had to edit his original lead line because it was so outrageous.
But the original lead of his article was Lee Judge. The Kansas City star. I don't know Bryce Harper from Adam. But he certainly seems like a young man who needs choking.
Unfortunately, he was choked by the wrong guy in the wrong place. Does he go on to explain who he wanted to choke Bryce Harper? No, I don't think so. I don't think so.
You think the rest of the article will be like, here's a list of people who I think should choke. It should have been me. I don't want it to choke for years. I've been telling everybody.
I've been watching him come up through the high school ranks. I wanted to choke him so bad. Man, because that's like, I think we've talked about that on the show before, where there is literally nothing better than a, I really don't know what I'm talking about. But here's my opinion.
That's one of the first Carter-esque. Yes, there we go. I can't remember who it was that it said that. Now they changed that lead to, I don't know Bryce Harper from Adam.
But he certainly seems like a young man who needs an attitude adjustment. That was the only change. He needs choking. Because he's still left in.
Unfortunately, he was choked by the wrong guy in the wrong place. We're not taking that part out. But he doesn't need to be choked. They didn't change it to him.
Unfortunately, his attitude was not adjusted by the right guy. He needs to receive John Cena's finishing move. And you guys see the picture of Bryce Harper when he won the home run, everybody's 11 years old. No.
Oh my god. He looks like he's like 30. Yeah. He looks older than he looks now, which I didn't even know was possible.
That's unbelievable. The judge was in the stance. Yeah, exactly. I'm going to chill.
The bad hell doesn't fit him. No. We don't have a hell that that could fit this gigantic man child. Speaking of battle on my favorite, Jonathan Powell one quote is, I guess, right after that Boston marathon bombing.
And someone asked Powell one about it for, I guess, because he used to pitch for Boston. But you obviously want his opinion on the terrorist. Who wouldn't? And he unprompted basically.
Today's day and age has gotten so crazy. Shoot, man. Obama wants to take our guns from us and everything. You got all the stuff going on.
It's a little bit insane for me, man. So we should have seen the choking coming. Yeah. Oh, it was only a matter of time.
Yeah. He was like picturing Obama's face on the first part. He's like, I'm going to take a gun. Yeah, that's probably what it was.
I will take a gun. I'm going to stop you from forming a citizen's militia. I just feel like Pappled on has been like, he's like basically this generation's John Rocker, but he's actually good. Yeah.
So all that stuff has been able to kind of like fly under the radar, where it's like Rocker was pretty bad and a little bit more overtly racist. Yeah. But like other than that, he's basically this, this generation's John Rocker. And this could be the end of his career.
We'll see what happens. I mean, he's been suspended for the rest of the season. Yeah, that's what it means. And yeah, I mean, like, yeah, that's the weird thing that was everyone is like defending.
Like he deserved like Harper had it coming. That choking was was like well deserved a mile away because you just don't ever criticize a teammate. That was what Don Cherry's argument was. It doesn't matter what they do.
You can never publicly criticize a teammate. Well, if your if your teammate puts you in a shitty position to take like reciprocal heat, then I'm going to be like, fuck off, man. What the hell? Well, it's like we talked about that with Patrick Kane last week.
If someone on the Black Hawks came out and was like, yeah, you know what? Not really a fan of what's going on with him right now. I think that's pretty OK. That'd be pretty fine with that.
Don Cherry's like taking me to the hallway and choke him. Yeah, exactly. Oh, man. And that case took some more turns in the last week.
I don't know if we can talk about that. It is like beyond the Law and Order episode at this point. Yeah, we don't even talk about that. We covered it, especially because I just remembered one of the best things about Don Cherry's tweet.
They ended up deleting this tweet. But when he was first making the string of tweets instead of saying like get suspended, they said wear suspenders. Yes, that's probably what he said. That's probably what he said.
And then they're like, how you should probably like maybe that's just like slang and like in Don Cherry's head like back in the day, we used to call it wear in the suspenders. I got a non-James suspender, baby. Yeah. Which is just amazing.
And speaking of Major League Baseball, we have an update on a story that we covered in depth last week. As you should. Kind of send another article from Dead Spin once again. This time, Samrkel-Off writes, is this the half-naked Blue Jays fan who attacked a urinal with a photo update?
There's a pictorial. It's all came from a tweet posted by Jared Waylant who was apparently right there at the scene with Crime and Sott all go down. Now we had previously hypothesized. This says, often wondered how exactly does a man break a children's urinal off the wall.
Stefan, you had theorized that clearly he must have like fallen into it and the weight of his like pass-out fall. Like essentially we're picturing him going like head first into the urinal. Yeah. Face first.
And knocking it off. You have to hit it just right angle. That's definitely not what happened. Yeah.
No, not at all because what a picture this is. His pants are all the way down. I don't even think he's wearing pants at all honestly. No, you can see his jeans are kind of like.
But and he's also got his t-shirt in his mouth. Yeah. So he's pulling up his shirt in his mouth. And he's like basically like riding the urinal like Miley Cyrus in the wrecking ball.
No, he's yanking back on it. Yeah. Yeah. And two years too late.
But whatever. And he's put like a poster up behind the like the flush valve or whatever. So I got like to inspire him or something. Yeah.
Exactly. It's one of those like one word motivation. So he clearly gets me up in the morning. He clearly fell backwards and then pulled the urinal on top of himself.
Yeah. Which was like what did I say last week too that I wished that he went children's urinal silent pulls pants all the way down to his feet. I feel like I did. You did.
And that's exactly what he did. You got it right. Sometimes dreams do come true kids. But it's a great picture.
It is. It really. It's like Brooklyn Nets fan shitting in the urinal and pinking. Which I showed you guys last week.
And if you haven't looked it up, you should. Just search Brooklyn Nets fan urinal. It's so red. What's on the ground is so red.
It's really great. It's like he's dying. You don't want to see it. It's such a funny picture.
I laughed when I thought but I wish I hadn't. I'm not laughing. I'm not laughing. I'm looking it up right now.
Brooklyn. Oh. It auto completed my Brooklyn Nets fan urinal. There it is.
That is such a oh my god. Oh good grief. And you can't really see his face. You can't really see his face.
He's in a ton of pain. John is not even making a text with me. Jared Wayland. I've done with it.
Like where is your like what's your game? Why are you shitting in the urinal? I don't understand. Jared Wayland the guy who had the photo on Twitter who sent it to Cajal Kelly.
Apparently he got the tweet from his or the picture rather from his mom. And she got it from like a British tourist or something. Who is that the game? It was a full game of like urinal telephone.
Yeah. I remember the original update of the article that I had seen where they said it probably wasn't this guy. It was that they were like oh we're pretty skeptical given that the text came from someone's name. My mom and dad were at the J's game.
They also happened to run into a British group who did indeed take the photo. She asked them for it and then texted it to me. There was a communication mix up at first and I thought it was my dad who took it on her phone. Credit to the British bloke who did take it.
It's pretty amazing. What a great way to welcome anyone to work on it. I'm not even tearing your own wall. I fucking love that his dad saw that photo and was like you have to send me immediately.
My son needs to see it. Listen I'll pay the international texting really nice. I don't even care. Is that like three pounds?
Do you call them pounds? I don't even know. Just whatever you need to send it to me and that would be great. Yeah I like that.
Honestly though given that they're British they were probably so bored with baseball. No they're like crickets. I know but that's what I mean. They find baseball boring for some reason.
I don't understand why but I just feel like they would. I'm not saying that it's right. I'm just saying that that's probably what was happening. This probably made the whole day for them.
That's my whole point. It's probably the best part of the game for them. I'd say just like if I was to go to a cricket match the only thing that I would get enjoyed. If I was a huge baseball fan this would still be the best part of my day.
Yeah true. I didn't like baseball going to a game it's still fun. Yeah true. I don't really enjoy watching it on TV so much so the J's are obviously super fun to watch at the moment.
Yeah totally. And we can talk a bit about that because it's been a while since we checked in on Jay's fever. It's been a while. I'm back in the bandwagon baby.
We don't do that. They're winning. Yeah first. Yeah they they.
What was the last time you listened to a stain song? Actually fairly recently. Really why? I think someone sent it.
I was in like a group chat or something and someone brought up stained. Maybe that'll be like a new Rick role. No it's already made an ironic comeback. That's it.
To the comedy bang bang podcast. Oh yeah yeah. So I don't want to podcast gimmick and fringe at the moment. So that podcast so you know what.