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Nov 28, 2017 1 hr 8 min

130 Drunk Bunny Birthday!

from Perverted Podcast Hosted by Count Boogie

It was Bunny's 21st Birthday so this show was CHAOS! She wanted to co-host and yes she was drunk...really really drunk. Also Twisted finally came to visit us from Scotland and she brought her pubes! We talked about pushing past your fears to go out and explore yourself, dealing with intimacy issues and a whole lot of sloppy mayhem. End song is Shut up Bitch (Duet with the great late Amy aka Fawna)

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Anyone else? We have a little bit. Little bat. You take a shot?

Little bat. And he can share with me if you want to. Alright. Yeah, be drunk too much.

Alright, anyone else? You gonna have one? Alright, Kathy. I'm an alcoholic in recovery.

I just gotta get rid of the booze. You guys off to the fight, take this away from me. Alright everybody, in honor of Bunny's 24th birthday. Follums up!

Drink, drink, drink. And you guys ready to start a show? Alright, let's start a show. The following show is for Mature audiences only.

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Recording live from the threshold level of In North Hollywood, California, in front of our perverted drunk studio audience. Woo! I'm Kathy. I'm Don't Get It Twisted.

I'm Bunny. Look at her. Oh my God, please take the spinning wheel away from her. I just thought, no, somebody grab it seriously.

She's just put it on the floor. She's knocked over like 11 cups of water. Okay, okay. Well, here we are.

Show 130, Kathy. Yep. And we just decided to just go for it today. We?

Well, you brought out the bottle from. I would like to think that this was something that we would have done together. Is that what you would like to think? Had we had the opportunity to choose something like this together?

This is an amazing show. We have Twisted here. Goddamn. We've been talking about this forever.

She is here. But more importantly, her pubes are here. Her pubes not attached to her anymore. She got them through TSA.

How you did that? I put it in the whole luggage. Oh, nice. And they don't go through that.

But it's also got through the little everything. They don't get through that. They don't get through that. They don't get through that.

So, let me come on. It was a little bit. It looks like a little. I just would have loved it.

They picked it up and they said, what's this? It's a hash. Yeah, yeah. Why don't you smoke some of it?

Yeah, we'd go for the smoke. You can just see a TSA agent just fucking bonging out. Just to go, it's a little harsh. But I'm like, like a blonde Lebanese or something.

Stop it. See what I did? You blonde. She blonde Lebanese.

See, I was a drug addict, Kathy. I'm very aware of that. This is just amazing. My turn to the my turn.

She's just bouncing the mic off her nose. And this is your fault. We have two guest hosts. We have two guest hosts today.

One of them is recovering from alcohol and the other one is completely under the influence of it. Yes, honey. You are 21. Actually, it's been a Kathy.

It's been an exceptional day for bunnies 21 birthday because she wouldn't let me put her first legal drink up her ass like you did. What's wrong with her? I don't understand. Wait a minute.

You did. On news 21 birthday, her first legal drink, I gave her a vodka and that way forever. She can let people go, what did you do when you became legal? She took her drink up her ass.

But Bunnie was a little more reluctant. I had to find something that was a special way to bring her into the adult age. That was drunken pirate orbeez fiasco. That has been all day.

Yes? That all she has to say. Bunnie gets here. She knows this is going to go down but she doesn't know how it's going to go down.

She comes in and I'm talking her on the phone and you and I are just in total pirate mode. We have pirate costumes on. We're like, you're coming over. Pick a blind so you don't get scurvy.

She shows up and I come out of the parking lot and she didn't know we were going to be in costume. We come out and just grab her, bring her in the room, strip her down, put a blindfold on her. You know, tell the truth interrogation. We're going to bring you onto our ship and muse made up a story about her ship being taken over.

She has to qualify for the pirate. The whole thing. We bring her in to the dungeons completely dark because there's nothing going on today. Of course I'm going to take it.

It's completely dark and it's something like handles down the hallway and whatever. First thing we do, we bring her into the galley because that's pirate lingo for kitchen. In case you didn't know, Kathy. Man, you're good.

Hey, Wikipedia and Disney. I got it down. Then we bring her in and first thing, I don't know how to get to 21. We got to take some of the spirits there.

What's he really talking about? They were like four. I'm an alcoholic. I'm sober for five years.

I still pour drinks like an alcoholic and they're teeny. Stop touching. Don't touch. Oh my God.

Twisted just about spit. Thanks, Mike. Thank you, Magic Mike Angel. Microphone Angel just jumped up and put it in because it was so we bring her in.

We give her a kalpukki level shot which might have been two or three shots. It was maybe. It was four. Then she does that.

Then we drag her into one of the rooms blindfolded still and so do like some spanking birthday spankings all in our talk. Get the Orbeez in room. Hey, man. I can't wait to hear about it.

A story. A story. So then we bring her into the hall which is pitch black except for some candles and lights. And then she takes, new takes off her mask and she's like, ah, it's scary.

And so we walk her down the hall and at the end of the hall before the main room we make her stop and this line with candles there. And then I'm like, are you ready to cross over and to pirate land? And she's like, yes, I'm ready to cross over and fire land. And then it was yo, yo, yo.

We downloaded the music from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride and it was that build while we were talking. And then just the music, I had it cranked up and the yo, yo, yo, pirates like, and I flew up in the door and I had an entire section in the corner set up with a kid, inflatable kiddie pool that was double stacked, 200,000 orbeez, those little things you add water to and they expand like, you know, 50 times their size. I filled this kiddie pool with them and they're all slippery and slimy and we know bunny and you are just, you know, slippery slimy freaks. And I had all the stuffies, all of her stuffies and all the stuffies had eye patches on them, the last, the last two had eye patches and there was candles and everything.

And then we just started dancing like pirates and holding hands and running around and then I just shoved them both naked into the Orbeez and the look on bunny's face when she hit the Orbeez was just, it was just an amazing thing. They must have spent three hours in there and it just became chaos. Pure, I apologize to everyone who goes to threshold. You will have Orbeez stuck to your ass at some point.

I'm going to do my best, but literally, I mean literally a hundred feet away from the pool. I'm like, well, this is the farthest Orbeez I've seen so far because they're like throwing a no-ment. It was, yeah, it was, it was. Let me tell you in all seriousness, all getting aside, the next time you start complaining to me and saying, I don't fucking know why these women want to be with me on this old fat bald loser has no money.

This is fucking why. The lengths you go to. I patch his on the furries. Are you kidding me?

Hey, right? I patch on hair. Okay. That is amazing.

It's no wonder these girls love you. It's also the alcohol. No. I'm pretty sure it's the non-cassot or good news.

I believe me. That, yeah. Well, that sounds very cool. You can no longer complain about glitter now that you got Orbeez every year.

No, it was. It was. It was. And then we shot.

So when we also, because of course, you know, having it all set up, I'm like, okay, well, we have to shoot drunk video and put it in one of our zoo and music videos. So we did the courses from Sparkles and Glitter, which is a music video we'll do probably next month or so. But you will know that these two girls were pith drunk floppy. I mean, I'm like, okay, like, it's like herding like cattle that are just drunk.

It's hurting little just hurting drunk little and literally mute would just be like, I can't do it. She faced plan to like 10,000 Orbeez. And but he's like, ah, is this all you wanted? She's facing the opposite way of the camera.

So let me tell you, it's going to be a hell of a video. This roleplay of course went much better than the attempted roleplay the other night that I did with mu where she said, Daddy, I'm going to pretend to be asleep. and you know, just, you know, wake me up, pretend to wake me up. So I would get all into it, and I grab like the ski mask, and I'm like, she lays down, she doesn't see, and I grab a ski mask, and I come and I strip off all my clothes, except for this fucking ski mask.

Which, ski mask, they don't show your lips, they just show teeth. So when I jump on you, and I put the knife to her throat, and I go, I'm fucking move, she like, looks up at me, like, sort of not scared, and sees these teeth like, okay, no, no, no, no. And she starts laughing at me, not with me, at me. You funny fucking fail of a role-play motherfucker.

You can't role-play anything with me anymore. Forgive it, you guys know it shouldn't be well. No, she did good, it was not good. So sometimes it works, and sometimes it does, but you try.

Kathy, what's going on with you? Anything going on? Take way out of that. I had nothing compared to that.

Do you just fall on the floor and Anna and caught her? They're just loving each other. They're loving on each other. Oh my God.

Anna is. Yes. It's nice to have you here. Hi, it's nice to be here.

So where did you come from? Today from San Diego. Into the microphone, please. Sorry.

I told you I had to shove it in your plus. There you go. It would probably be later. I became from San Diego today, but obviously from Scotland, initially, unfortunately.

I was going to say I recognize the edge. I'm like Philadelphia. It definitely sounds like an East Coast-ish. This really is not the way I talk in Scotland, but if I spoke to me, I spoke in Scotland, none of you would be able to understand me except for her.

So yeah, what is it that you do differently? What do you slow it down for us? It's the glass reaching. It's a whole new language of horrible course words.

Why would you not hear that? Like any of our listeners understand a fucking word we say anyway. They be all this chick makes sense. This is a co-parent individual.

I can't possibly be a bam on radio. That's not going to happen. If any of my Scottish people heard me talking that way, it would not be good. No.

They wouldn't let you back home. No, I would be slagged off. I'm not meant to be the nitty version of Glasgow, even though I kind of am when I get mad. That happened the other night.

Got mad, turned into a bam. Why aren't we around for these things? We got drunk and we brought this door back and our boyfriend followed her and we were like, why are you with him? He's an asshole.

Yeah. I was like, I'm going to tell him to leave. It's my house. And I even leave.

So I had to like, push him all the way down the street. With a broom? Don't sit in the face. I want the TV calls and calls me the phone.

It's an end to the microphone. Yeah, just keep it like that. Yeah, only a little bit. Only a little bit.

Only a little bit. Twice. Sorry. Kathy.

This is your soul sister, right? This is it. He was a bad guy, man. He was a bad guy.

He deserved it then. Fuck him. Yeah. As a public service announcement to our Paverick podcast listeners, in no way shape or form do we condone violence of an illegal nature unless he's an asshole.

Then beat the shit out of him. Just don't get caught. Just don't get caught. Just don't get caught.

I don't know. I'm sure she had a reason, right? If I have the police car drove past us, I was doing it because I pointed him and said I'm going to stop this car if you don't leave. And he was like, stop the car.

And I was like, I'm not going to stop the car. I'm just going to punch him. All right. Show on three.

And that's our show. We can't talk about it. We can't talk about it. No, we can't.

I helped you deal with mental workies. Let's put a logic on them. Right now we're better protected from a King Shaming World. For your peace of mind, please know that the author of every post we talk about has specifically granted permission for us to do so.

It's the show that you dream about. I blame you. I take the blame. You should take the blame.

This is good. All right. Yes, buddy? Hi.

Hi. Are you still drunk? How could she still be drunk? Well, because she snuck alcohol when I cut her off, I didn't put the alcohol far enough away.

She said, we're not going to drink before the show because you're going to guess those. She said, okay. And then I come back and I look at the bottle and I'm like, a significant amount is gone. It went into my...

It's how I blew the ice for a baby bottle. That's what you're putting... No. She just drank it.

And I must begin high on the fumes because she sounds drunk. Oh my God. This is... What do we got going on?

In perverted podcast land. We have a post from Foxy who wrote something called barriers to entry or the real reason you're not going to events. And she says, I talk to a lot of newbies. Anyone that signs up to the Christchurch TNG group gets a message from me welcoming them to the group.

The vast majority of people who respond to me are interested in coming along, but they just never make it to their first event. They give reasons. But I get that feeling they're only surface reasons because the bottom line is if you really want to do something, you find ways to do it in spite of your barriers to entry. Barriers like you live out of town.

You can't afford the cost of events. You have kids. You're scared you might meet someone you know. You're shy.

You have crippling anxiety. Some people sign up thinking they'd like to get involved, but it's not a priority for them. So they never take that first step. And if that's you, that's fine.

Kink doesn't have to be your priority. But to those of you out there who really do want to get involved, you're never going to get there unless you make it a priority. Stop looking at your barriers to entry as insurmountable obstacles, but as challenges to overcome on your way to your goal. If you want this, don't waste the time you have.

Get on that shit today. Amen. Amen, brother. Get on an amen.

Amen. Pull the fucking tooth. Damn. She just really went after these people.

Pull the tooth. Well, you know, I have discovered as a shark predator pervert, I have discovered that people and I was the same way, people need that push. People will make up every fucking excuse of why they're afraid to do this or that or why they're afraid to have a conversation with someone and they just live in that rejection for the rest of their fucking lives and they never pull the fucking tooth. So they just live with that little gnawing pain and they're like, I don't go away.

And they'll never go away. And you're always going to live in that fucking failure. And what she's saying is like literally my life philosophy now and it's just push. Get the fuck up and push yourself a little bit.

It's going to work out. It's going to fucking work out. But I'm glad she made a point of differentiating between people who are, I am on the fence. I actually don't know if I want to go on those who they know deep down inside.

They want to go, but they're going to find every fucking excuse in the book. And I don't mean to be an asshole. I give every excuse in the book to do not do certain things. And I get it.

It's part of being human. You procrastinate. You get lazy. You get scared.

You let your fears take over. But she is absolutely right. When there's something you want to do, you find fucking ways to do it. And you're right.

Sometimes you need somebody to ask you. Sometimes you wind up like me and you're like 40 years old sitting there fucking in front of your computer jerking off to fucking free internet porn and not having anything. I don't want to come up to this. It's coming to the club.

Actually worked the opposite way. I brought fun here. Damn, I thought she was going to come to you. No, no, no.

It was someone else. From the UK, scientist. Electron microscopus. What the fuck?

Yeah. She brought me here. She was amazing. Talk to you about science and stuff.

I'm having a fantasy now. It was good. But no, it's just don't live in failure. Stop with the fucking excuses.

I mean go and try and fail. Even if you, at least if you go and fail. Then you know. I think I don't care if people go to it if they don't go.

I just don't want to fucking hear about it. You know, if they're, if they're, you have like a week to moan about shit to me and then after that, I'm like, I'm done. I don't want to hear about it anymore. Yeah.

Like either go or shut the fuck up. I just don't care. Yeah. And people do that.

And they just say, you know, for years go, I'm just going to get my shit together and it's usually like, there's some like list of bullshit. Like as soon as I finish this class or do this or get this job or get enough money so I can buy clothes because I can't go to the dungeon, unless I, dungeon clothes because that's what you're, you know, and it's just bullshit. It's just fear. And I'm not just say I'm afraid that it's not going to be what I hope it is.

And then I'm going to somehow not experience what I need to experience. Yes, Annan? Mila. Oh, God, don't let her touch the mic.

So I somewhat agree with what you guys are saying. However, this is a very negative sounding conversation. So I was wondering what I guess is some encouragement for why like some just baseline, like, you know, if you go, then like you'll find, you know, the party host and like, you just need to talk to them and that's like, yeah, we handle that all the other time. So this is the shit or get off the pot.

Now we can talk about what you think. No, no, I totally understand. Yeah, I have a thing. Yes.

First, I ever went to, I met like, like 90% of the friends I have now in the seat. You know what I mean? Like creepy and everybody else. You really just have to, if this is something you want, you have to put yourself out there.

If you don't, you're never going to find out what's out there. You know, I really, really, really, so a munch is just something where people just go to like a public bar. Yeah. So that's right.

Like a shit, right? We were, we were just thinking about people are too scared to go to munch's. That's just a night out of bar because they're afraid they're going to meet someone outside that was going to say, oh my God, where are you doing here? They got all, there's all kinds of fears.

You know, kinky people, like as Boogie says often, we come a long way, but we still, you can lose your job. You can use your religious affiliations and political affiliations you have. Your family, and we've read posts from these poor people will turn their back on you. Those fears are very real.

So I can understand, listen, I'm not that brave of a person. The only reason I was able to come to Threshold the first time was because I had nothing holding me back at the time. Nothing. I had no fear that I was going to lose my job or my family was going to disown me.

There was nothing there. Threshold is in North Hollywood. I was living in North Hollywood. I think that if I had more to lose, I may very well have been one of these people who was teetering on the edge and wanted to, but just didn't because I let my fears get the better of me.

I think, and to now try to be more positive so Ann Ann won't go up my ass anymore. I'm surely not talking about people who have realistic fears about their jobs and things like that. Some of those people, if you, like, there's people that are at this dungeon that literally they had to wait until they retired to actually come out and play because they would have, I mean, they were, there was that much at stake for them. And so no one's going to fault somebody for not getting into lifestyle if you have those kinds of gifts.

If you're in the middle of a child custody battle or, you know, something where there's really something at stake. I don't think that's, that's what we're going for. I think what I'm talking about is the people that are shuffling their feet and they know they want to go, but they're just not pushing themselves and go. And if it sucks the first time, go three times because everyone's going to have a shitty first, some people are going to have a shitty first experience.

You may walk into, I mean, Twisted was talking about going to places in the UK that were just like, ah, time to go. Thanks. That wasn't a good first experience, but it doesn't mean that all places are like that. Talk to the hosts first.

Contact them. They're going to be a common thing to do. Contact the host of the event and say, what's your event like? And ask some questions.

Do some, some groundwork so you can go in and feel safe, bring a friend, bring five friends. We have groups of people that are terrified that all kind of hover together and then they come in the door and then eventually they see, oh, this is actually amazing. And then they separate like a fucking mitosis cell thing going on, but you know, do what you have to do. But, but fuck man, I, I speak passionately about it because I wasted a lot of years of my life, a lot of decades of my life living in that fear and I'll admit that it was fear.

Well, actually twisted is right. Munch's were specifically designed to allow people to meet kinky people in a non-kinky environment. I thought I can understand why people don't want to be seen queuing up outside like threshold or whatever, you know, I can get that they might be, when I'm talking about being worried about their job and friends and stuff like that. But a munch is you're not expected to do anything sexual.

That's not like something. In fact, it's actively not. At least in our community, you're actually not supposed to dress up. You're not supposed to be here.

You're not supposed to be here. You're not supposed to be here. You're not supposed to be here. I need people on faith saying things like, oh well, you know, I'm not going to go to this munch because it's too far away and stuff.

And I'm like, well, it happens regularly, right? So you don't have to go this time. But surely you can save enough gas money to go next time. And I don't get involved in those conversations because I was only getting it.

Get up. Hey, you know what we haven't done? What haven't we done? Anger.

Anger. Anger. Go ahead. Wait, no, why don't we?

Anger. Money says she wanted to sing all the jingles. Yeah, but you put a new stuff. I find out.

I'm sorry. She also did a killer, anger impersonation. Do it again. Hey, buggy.

Anger. Anger. Anger. Anger.

Anger. I think that's. That's. Where's your mic?

Turn him on. Is there a switch on the mic? I told you that thing was dangerous. There goes the mic and the wheel king.

Hey, baby. Hey, baby. Take the wheel. Oh my God, what's even going on?

Yes, I'm good. Just over there. There's just mayhem and drunken. I told you, can someone grab the wheel of kink because Benny's just going to knock more shit over.

Can we put some Saran ramp around her or something? Let's Saran wrap her to the chair. Get your feet off that. There's stuff up there that's going to knock over.

Ann Ann, you're responsible. Keep her hands and feet in her chair area. She's alive. Why?

Take all the hot cheese away from her, that ball that can be knocked over. Those stacks of 800 pounds of CDs that I'll never get rid of. My life's work. I'm going to stack.

Yes, Anger. How's it going? It's fine, bookie. What's going on in the chat room?

Oddly right now for some bizarre reason. We're talking about they might be giants and quoting their songs. That is pretty college nerd. I can't even know how we started on this but it's where we're going.

I just realized over there at that side of the lab we're ungrewing. It's all peace and quiet and calm and clear on the other side. It's absolutely insane. They're doing it quietly.

They're doing it quietly. Creepy and crazy. Exactly. They're growing up.

They're growing up. They're growing up. They're growing up. Concise manner.

Now you're fucking instigated. Maybe you're stuck. Jacking off that paddle, man. I made that paddle and now it's being violated.

Or. What? Or if you said either. Or.

Oh Jesus Christ. Can you please get my paddle out of your junk? It's resting on his dick. You've got to use that right away.

Can you please matt aside that? Creepy. I swear to God. Most of your genitals?

I don't even know what's going on. How many genitals do you have? I don't know. Creepy has many genitals.

Summer even is. Yes. No I don't know. How many how's?

Creepy. How many genitals do you have? Ann Ann? Okay.

Can you lock that door? Because bunnies leaning or chair more and more against the door. I'm afraid it's just going to open. I'm afraid it's just going to lose her.

Just going to lose her. You're going to see feet in vagina. That's all you're going to see. Because she is naked of course.

It's pretty much all I'm seeing right now by the way. It's being vagina. I'm not complaining. That is.

That is absolutely. Me too. Because she's very pretty. Thank you.

She's talking to her legs and flash her vagina. That is my good girls. I have the best girls. I really really have the best girls.

Wait. I'm supposed to hit a button. Oh yeah. There's always a king you don't know about.

So let's learn one now on Faddishrulette. Thank you buddy. Thank you drunk money. This is you.

This is all you. This is going to be bad. Here we go. Hey you guys ready?

I want everyone to hold their kidneys. Are you aching to get naked? It was late. Does it put you in a funk if strangers can't see your junk?

Does it brighten your day when your butt holds on display? I'll point you. You have raised your hand? If you've said yes to any of these, your fetish may be exhibitionism.

A perversion in which sexual gratification is obtained from the indecent exposure of one's genitals as to a stranger. What'd you get that definition? Indecent exposure? Okay.

A perversion? Let me explain. There's two versions of it. Okay.

In some ways the non-consensual version of exhibitionism is considered psychologically. That's the non-consensual version. This is the non-consensual. But it is the perversion of sexual gratification obtained from the indecent or dirty exposure of exposing your genitals like you just did to the entire room.

Consensual. And when it is consensual, oh my gosh. Can you please take that cake off the table? I know what's happening.

Did you just crawl across the hall? Yeah. Take the sign off. This is they're going to make out now.

This is their exhibitionism. They're giving an example of exhibitionism. Do I see the cap, believe me? What'd you see?

Into the mic. She fell off the chair. She fell off the chair. She jumped off the catjourn and realized no she was just doing a drunk control.

Oh. And now what are they doing? This is their naked. They're she's digging.

A half-piled driver. Is there going to be oral at some point? That's what I want to know. They're just making out.

You notice that this is exhibitionism. Now this is consensual exhibitionism because everyone in the room is obvious. I didn't. I'm just trying to find the golf.

So here is an example of what would be consensual. I have a question though. I know that Mue is an exhibitionist, but I didn't know Bunny. Is this all the doing this?

No, Bunny is an exhibitionist. She is. And now Bunny is putting her mouth on Mue's. Why are you laughing?

Because it's amazing. She laughs. Because sometimes. Let me tell you.

When Bunny uses a strap on Mue and she's on what? I love it. I love it. But I'm trying to teach her how to have game.

Mue doesn't have game. She has like fortunately Mue is on her hands and literally the look on Bunny's face is like everything you tell a dude not to do. Okay, but here you. It's exciting.

It's just so it's just like literally she's like and I'm like and I'm trying to hold Mue's head down so she can't get you know freaked out. You stopped all the sex when you're talking. I have to go through my like like late girl puberty because I haven't been able to explore. I don't want to fuck you just now.

This is good. I have to be excited and then like be awesome. I like because she can't see me. She says it's an account.

Yeah, aren't you the one who has fake laser fights when you're fucking someone from behind and they can't see you? You should talk. Yeah, I know. Everybody knows.

Okay, first off it's snowmobile hair pulling where I'm going down a mountain on a snowmobile and I use the hair and I wave my hand and I sing Yukon song. I wonder where Bunny got it. But I don't have that. It's actually very endearing when she does it.

Why did you stop? Because of you. Why did you stop with your mouth on her? She had to refute your allegations.

So I made this bad. Absolutely go on with exhibition as a boogie. Well, this is definitely different style. So this would be the consensual exhibition.

Obviously if you are exposing yourself in public or in ways to people which like that was completely just exposing just like this. I like it. Oh, no. Creepy.

Get your ass out of my girl's face. I love it. Seriously. All right.

She touched it. I'm sorry. I liked it. Creepy's man boobs and that was non-consensual.

That was completely un... Well, at least for me. Absolutely. Absolutely.

I call red. That's a sacred. So that's an example of a horrible blinding bleach in my eyes example of that. So if you are including other people and we have a lot of shit in the media right now where it's a big habit of a lot of celebrities are now being finally called out and brought to task over the fact that they have exposed themselves to people non-consensual or in situations that weren't appropriate and things like that.

And that would be the disorder. That is the non-consensual version of exhibitionism. So obviously in the lifestyle we teach you can be an exhibitionism. You can't get aroused from exposing yourself to people.

It's just you just got to find people that are into it because there's a lot of people here that are really into that. Right. So if you go to a BDSM club and you're going to have sex, you know that there are people who are going to like it. Right.

And if you're going to watch you know that it's going to be there, it's all fully consensual. It is. And that, but once again, let's go into the dungeon. Uh-oh.

And there is non-consensual exposing of yourself to people. Like if you walk into someone scene and pull out your fucking junk, that's non-consensual. If you walk up to somebody and just try to shove your junk in them, then that is obviously non-consensual. So there is still a certain amount of space.

Like yes, you will see, you know if you go into a dungeon, you're going to see naked people. They're going to be playing. There's going to be things going on. If you are going to try to be in a situation, obviously you're going to need to discuss that person and get the permission to be involved in that.

That's all I got. That's some shit. There was some stuff going on, excitement and fucking creepy ass. That was a lack of an on.

And yeah. Hey, Uncle, you didn't have a question for the chat room, did you? No. No, I'm so confused.

Why is he laughing like that? I don't even. I'm good. I'm good.

I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Hello, Becky.

I'm good. Hey, it's a wonderful day, Becky. Oh, I don't know which one is which one is scary on now. It's like emo-philip's from the 60s and 70s.

Oh. Hi. Let's move on, shall we? I have no idea where we are.

Now, Mew is erasing things, and so that works. Okay. Now I have nothing to do, but I have to look at- oh my god, this is the time. This is the time.

I don't have a jingle for this. Why? Do you do not have a jingle? Sometimes we just want to- No, that's not it.

There's always- No, we already did that. I just said- You'll hit me. I hate you. I'll be his heart.

Lady, I'm medical emergency. Well, this is close. It is. That's as close as you're going to get.

It wasn't emergency because Twist did. Shave your labia? I'm sure the labia- I did not personally. Shave my labia.

Oh, I did. I get waxed. Oh, and you're waxing her. Wait a minute.

So the pews- she's a nice girl. Oh, that's so cool. Did you have a different more? No.

To keep it? Oh, no, no, no. I trimmed with scissors before I went there. Okay.

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