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Jun 3, 2019 3 hr 3 min

#1308 - Eddie Bravo

from The Joe Rogan Experience Hosted by Joe Rogan

Eddie Bravo is an American Jiu-Jitsu instructor, musician, former UFC analyst, and is the founder of 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu.

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Ejipra, you are wise. My brother, good to see you as always. I always get to see you. Thanks for jumping on this short notice for the folks who don't know.

I was supposed to have Kevin Leon today, but Kevin and I, we fucked up. It was partially my fuck up, partially his fuck up. He'll be on on Wednesday. Ejipra, I was in the neighborhood getting pumped, my friend.

Getting, getting solid. You've been lifting the weights. How steady are you lifting now? I try to get three days a week, but shit gets crazy sometimes and I can only get two.

Dude, if I stop for just a couple of weeks, I start at 51. You start getting so weak. Even on TRT. Everything starts slipping.

He's like, we don't need to be lifting now. My shoulder is fuck. I've been rolling with little people the last few months. What kind of little people?

Hobbits? I wish. Shit. I fucked them up.

Do you think so? I think Hobbits would be extraordinarily strong. It's a lot of some kind of, no man. I bet their feet are fucking so strong.

You can never foot like a hobbit. Dude, have you seen the size of their heels? They have giant heels, but I bet their ligaments and shit are different. I bet.

Yeah, I know. I'll fuck them. Because they're all barefoot. This is weird about the hobbits, right?

They're barefoot. They have furry ass feet. They have giant feet because obviously they had to wear those feet over the shoes. But even in the books, they had big hairy feet.

Look at those feet. I'm tall, holy shit out of that. Easy tall, right there. Maybe.

Maybe. My thinking is, if they're feet or that hairy, they got, oh, Jesus Christ, what happened to that lady? Don't do this to me, Jamie. This is a podcast.

Is that a person? Someone's got it. No, man, that's real. Did you think that was a hobbit picture?

That's hilarious. Oh my God, Google image got you again. Isn't that Elifian algorithm? That's the Russians.

They're trying to fuck with the show. No, that is Bunyan's, first of all. That's a painful thing that happens to your big toe. Some of it's genetic and some of it is putting your toes into pointed shoes for long periods of time.

People have to go to work. Like ladies, particularly. They wear super uncomfortable shoes. It's smushed their toes up like that.

Your toes aren't supposed to be like that. I've seen this thing on Instagram where they can fix that. Rubber bands? Yes.

Well, they have yoga toes. There's some shit that you use that you shove your feet in between these styrofoam things and stretches about. Apparently, that's supposed to be good for them. Vibrum shoes is good.

They still make those? I've run in those suns. Did they get sued or something? They did get sued.

Propaganda. A bunch of pussies. Really? No bullshit.

They feel good though. I like them. I want to make you grip the ground. All that shit came out that they were like a frog.

That's not what it is. I think they had made improper claims. If I'm not correct. I mean, if I'm not correct, if my information is correct.

I think they made improper claims. I think that was what the word was. The word was that they had said some shit and the people had gotten injured. Like they said it would keep you from getting injured.

It's all based on the idea that you're supposed to run barefoot. Yeah, they said Mexican. Yeah. And the next was like fuck you.

We got shows. But those guys up in the mountains, they're talking about in that book born to run. I feel like they have, some of them made their own shoes with like tires. They made their own shoes and they're running like 100 miles up there.

Something crazy like that. Like they have insane endurance and they live up in that mountain and they just run around. Oh, speaking of Mexicans. One of the main reasons you're here, I want to talk to you is because you're my favorite Mexican.

And now we have a Mexican American heavyweight champion of the motherfucking world. That's crazy. How crazy is that? That's insane.

I can't believe I'm Mexico. Jesus Christ. I didn't know Mexico had a heavyweight boxer. Oh my God.

And he reases the shit. He is the shit. He's what America needs right now with all this border wall crisis shit. A heavyweight champion that's Mexican.

Come on son. And one that's fucking good. And one that has a big belly. And he knocks out a dude who looks like he's chiseled out of granite.

I mean, no one has ever had a better body than Anthony Joshua. You've only had a different body. No one's had a better body. He's like, what is he like?

Six, seven or some shit. I said, I'm like, Oh my God. Anthony Joshua was the one of the best built heavyweight boxers of all time. And he's the jet.

He was the champ and all that. Olympic gold medalist, the champ knocked out Vladimir Klitschko. I mean, he's a fucking monster. From the UK.

From the UK. Yeah, he was the champ. And he was supposed to fight big baby Miller and big baby Miller tested positive for the Mexican supplements, ironically enough. Boom.

That's Anthony Joshua. I mean, come on son. That's what I was saying. Because he's gigantic.

He's got a 12 pound. Because Andy Ruiz looked short in that fight. Six, six, six, six. Yeah.

But Ruiz is like six, too. He just looked tiny when he's standing next to Joshua. Joshua's a giant of a man and just fucking Jack. What does this say?

It's weight listed as 249. 249. I wonder if that was for the last fight because I'm sure with a giant dude like that varies back and forth. But so I was out to dinner and I get a text from Brendan Chob.

Brendan Chob hit with a spoiler alert. He said, Fuck. Joshua got knocked out. And I was like, No.

And I go, what happened? And he goes, he got fucked up in the seventh round. I am Mexican. And he goes, I'm sick.

I go, you're sick. I go, I'm happy as fuck. I couldn't wait to come home and watch it. I love when crazy shit happens.

This is my favorite thing in fights. Look at that guy. Look at no disrespect champ. But he jokes about it himself.

I'll try to get him in here too. Oh, that would be great. Look at his body. I mean, it looks like a regular dude.

What if he got shredded? How much would he weigh? Why would he weigh? Get shredded.

He might be a middleweight. I would feed him on the sneak dip. I'd wake him up in the middle of the night with some great Mexican food. That dude needs to stay exactly how he goes.

See, look, he's got muscles under there. It's like wearing eight sweaters. I've joked around about this before and people think I'm bullshitting and I kind of am a little bit because I know most of the impact gets in there. But if you were going to fight guy and right before you fought him, he puts on a vest made out of fat and meat and stitches it up and it sticks out, like fucking 10 extra inches.

You'll be like, hey, what is all this? What are you doing? You can't put that on? And then if you hit him to the body and you barely relax, you'll be like, fuck, I can't believe this guy's cheating with this fat vest.

Don't think about that shit. Look at your cardio. And you've got some fat around your gut. That shit might protect you.

Look at Daniel Cormier. Look at Fedor. Look at Fedor. You're dealing with these giant dudes giant dudes who could fuck you up with one shot There might actually be an advantage to having a gut and that's not bullshit at all It's not ideal in the lower way class back guts.

You brought back back back guts I'm thinking I'm growing my own. How great you're barely hanging on Chicks only data dudes with guts that could be the new thing Yeah Did you see that that GIF on the bread and shops page of DJ Khaled is that his name who's a big fell himself? Climbing out of a golf cart with a shirt open like I don't want to really caption see my problem sharing this is I want to know who the fuck made this because it's really funny I wish I knew the dude to give him credit, you know, oh, it says it there the creator of the the GIF can I see it? Yeah, yeah, put it up on their form.

She hold on James James Ghetto might be a problem copyright issue Somebody might have stole it from somebody else you gotta talk in the microphone people. Yeah, somebody else Okay, look at this all the big man all the big man headed to brunch with their shirt open today after the interview He's with Guts dude, that would be a man and did he's super friendly We like really nice guy. Thank you. Mom.

He's he told his mom after the fight, you know, we don't have to suffer anymore We've just changed our lives, you know, it's beautiful. It's pretty yeah the last I mean I was I was crazy into boxing before I saw You see to what's our you see to I kind of just drop boxing But I was way into boxing had stacks of ring magazine all over my house went throw him away I was way into it and all we had as Mexicans in the heavyweight division was Alex Garcia. Yeah, yeah He was he broke the top 10. Yeah, he was up there for a little bit But he just you know, that's that's the closest we ever got unless there's been someone else since then this was like 1990 I haven't followed boxing at all.

Well, that's why I was big for Mexican Americans when came to Alaska Was he obviously heavyweight champ. There was the first ever Mexican heavyweight champ in combat sports. Yeah, right? Yeah, my correct.

Yeah, it's weird though in MMA People aren't racist in MMA really as much as boxing really like boxing. I always want for the Mexican I don't give a fuck. You know, we talked about this but Guys I don't care what nationality or MMA or I go for the I want well like like if someone's fighting Melvin I don't necessarily want Melvin man who have to win, but I definitely want to see Melvin man Hope go Melvin man who fun somebody you know I'm saying. Yeah, yeah for sure.

Oh, yeah You know watching guys watching guys watching guys that are known for their knockout power And I like watching those guys too even if they're fighting Jiu Jitsu guy, right? I don't want them to win That was why who was it was it? Uh, Akiyama. No, it was um, who was it?

Yoshida who beat Melvin man who have an arm on him. I think it was your shit. I think it was Akiama. I think Akiama I think sexy.

I'm a fun way to gee on Remember who fought Melvin man who in pride see if it was a Melvin man who versus Akiyama Wonder me Kate. Hi. Yeah sexy. I'm you can say sexy.

I'm a who killed him sexy. I'm a was it she a fellow Michael Sheavelle did he I don't know who named him sexy. Oh, no. He wasn't doing he wasn't doing pride, right?

He was in Japan, but I don't know if it was dreamer. No, no, no. Yeah, well, he does one now And he was doing he was doing all the shit on access TV, you know, he was doing a lot of shows of Pat Melotich He's doing a lot of different things, but he also does a lot of Muay Thai to you. She here Yama you got him with some heroes heroes about that one.

Oh, wow. That was the K one promotion, right? I think so. Yeah, wow It's crazy how much this sport has changed and just you in the time you and I have been watching it Yeah, you know from when you and I met in the 90s when we're doing Jiu Jitsu and you were a purple belt Yeah, I didn't miss shit back then.

I was on top of every goddamn and then make like now. I'm just like lost There's so many promotions though. Yeah, so many UFC's and it's a target track And I don't have time to keep track everything's streaming. I love it like what is it?

Oh, yes, pan app like how do I watch this once you get it on though? Once you figure it out once you get it works Once you get in it works everything is on ESPN app. Yeah, so you can get on your phone and I saw it a shill For the company now, I'm not but I'm saying like for me like when I watch fights It's pretty fucking easy once you get it hooked up the problem is people that don't have their TV hooked up the internet Which is quite a few fucking people then you got to watch it on a laptop. That's not ideal.

Oh your phone That's not ideal. I'll do it though But that's the good thing about it is I've done that like I've been out and I couldn't go to see a fight I couldn't watch it was at home, but I have like an hour where I could sneak away and watch like the one main event Yeah, I get to watch on my phone. I'll take that all day. Yeah, yeah What about like what's that function mirror?

Is that what it is? Yeah, we shoot it up to the TV from your phone. Yeah, you can do that Yeah, if you have Apple TV if you have Apple TV or if you have Amazon, what is that firestick? Is that what it is Jamie?

Yeah, crumb cast also crumb cast and there's probably a few other ones You could probably do that with too, but they have like a USB slot I think you just stick this thing in the USB slot and then a lot is that am I saying that you don't even need it Depending on when you're bought your TV built into it now a lot of the chrome thing is right? It's like what if a new company comes along and they want to get built into that that system I don't know you know because when you get your TV does your TV have like the option to get Netflix? Mine does yeah, it's like you don't need an Apple TV. It's like one of the options.

No, no, no, no on my TV I've a yeah, I'm an old TV dude. It's like I got it like in 2006 or something damn so I got an upgrade Yeah, yeah, it's still a flat TV I don't know how like then you need it I'm gonna go old school and I'm gonna start riding a bike and getting around a TV when I'm fucked up babies with a dark in the corner Big boxes big old box. Yeah, but stuff on it put stuff on it totally at the shelf to the first time I got a TV Um, I got like it was a big-ass TV like my first TV that I bought when it's first got on television It was like 30 inches or something like that. It's like look at the size of this fucking TV was giant like from here to here It's like that big and I remember sitting in stupid hunting inch I remember sitting in the stupid thing on the floor and I had to be so far away from the wall because there was all this extra Shit behind it.

There was like tubes and stuff and bazookas There was like you know, it was wires and everything and this big box and fans and stuff remember bulbs There was there would be bulbs and they'd have to change the bulbs and make a TV brighter remember that Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't really know the mechanics behind the TV I just turn them on and then we would break down you kind of There's no cheap nowadays to TV's are crazy cheese crazy We were just talking about that out there how much like a TV for ten years ago would cost and now it's like the same TV It's like a couple hundred bucks. Yeah ten years ago was like ten thousand fifteen thousand like who I remember when I first moved out I I a little you know, everyone starts with their little black and white little boxes, you know I mean you put a clothes hanger in for the antenna and the first TV I got a 19 edge color TV She was like 300 bucks. I saved forever for it, but man that was my pride and joy. Mmm Yeah, man, no, imagine living in the days before TV when they first invented it was already out It was when you were playing theater movie theater just the first right not wrong that right Yeah, how much after the movie theater did the television get a mention like well?

He was a TV. I think the 50s. That's when it came in the TV came in the 50s. Yeah, bro That's not that long ago.

They want how much dominates people's time. Yeah First TV started appearing at homes in the late 20s early 30s. Oh shit Yeah, I think color is when I was like the 50s late 20s Hold on how many TV said homes in the 50s only 9% of American households had TVs in the 50s One of 10 rich folks while Imagine just being alive back then when those things start happening and being some some dude who thinks way way ahead And look to this and those whoa, where is this gonna go people in 50 years are gonna look back at this time and go shit Remember when people used to actually open their eyes? We're gonna be like in some kind of matrix for sure.

Remember when people lived real life someone outside. Yeah, stupid fucking dummies We're so lucky we could live anywhere. Yeah When VR gets so good that you actually can just live any life you want. It's inevitable Yeah, I mean they're getting closer and closer to it if you look at what we would have seen if we were personally in 1920 when they turned on That first TV.

I mean what was that like those people probably in all probably thought oh now they can't lie to us on the radio now We got the truth in our living rooms now. We got finally we got the truth to see what's really going on in the world Please bro, 1920s, you know, they thought you ask give me something to look at yeah When you love to go back and talk to someone from the 20s You guys do No, how boring was life that though? No one of the broad hops gotcha shit like that and jump rope. Yeah after a while That's that just seems like it's so much fun.

Yeah, reading books and shit never that horses. No one people read books I rarely read I get almost 90% of my reading I get done with audio books 90% Yeah, that's it's way easier. Yeah, it's great to do while running to like it does two things at the same time It gives me some shit to think about that kind of like propels me while I'm running Don't think I do what you worry about we mean getting cat by cat. Oh, do worry about that man.

Yeah Yeah, I've been hiking more than ever lately and sometimes we're on some trails. I have a rock ready to go I carry a knife. It's a good move. I carry knife when I run.

It's a good move. Yeah, it's not likely It's not likely people come and call you paranoid two people were killed by mountain lions last year and a kid got bit by mountain lions Just a couple days ago Jamie. I'm getting over cold folks from F5 sounds naughty, but If two people got killed by werewolves Would you go out with the moon to full you would like fuck that if two people in Seattle got killed by werewolves when there's a full moon You're gonna lock your fucking doors. Am I in Seattle when I go out?

I'm in Seattle where am I in Seattle? Well the guy who's the werewolf could have gone on plane and San Francisco. It's totally possible and Right or just walk if you knew there was a real werewolf. There was on the full moon was Possibly gonna kill somebody.

Sometimes he didn't sometimes a full moon comes and goes nobody dies because everybody's smart They all stay indoors. Yeah, yeah for sure Yeah, you know the odds would be astronomical just like a like jaws You know if you get dropped in the middle of the ocean, you know that this guy it'll take this guy has a fucking mountain lion That's a what is that? That's not a mountain lion. That's like a that's a domestic cat.

Is that a bobcat? That looks like a cool girl. That's like a no. That's a domestic cat.

See those ears. It's like a really wild domestic cat What is it called? See It's it hiss Adam the guy might be a dick the guy doing that fucking with that cat might be a dick He's trying to get it to hiss. I guess they have a good relationship It looks like those where those two they look like that.

Yes. Holy shit. That is a for what kind of animals It's not links is it. I don't know too stupid.

The video doesn't say what it is. I saw um crazy I saw links in real life ones crazy looking like a big these big giant fluffy feet I saw him up in Alberta big weird crazy feet like almost like the wearing shoes very strange looking cat like a big old furry cat in The woods in Canada so strange man. You look at you like what the fuck are you you you ever see a links? I'm not too sure what the difference between the links and a cougar.

That's what I saw I saw one of those motherfuckers. I was like what is that? I'm not here. Bro.

They're super hairy because they're cats that's what it's like that one of the long legs right there Jamie that's like exactly what I saw and it was in the snow to or it was not in the snow right it was in the forest floor like green too And they the feet are designed so that they can move quickly over snow They almost act as snow shoes like sort of wolves like wolves have big ass feet and they spread out That's what it looked like we were driving down the road and we saw that guy on the side of the road and we're like What is that what the fuck it's so weird to see when in real life? You see the zoo you would even look at it. He'd pass by that age Even like what the fuck is it fucking tigers hat wackass a little cat and the crazy polar bears But if you see it in the woods, man, it's like the greatest thing you've ever seen in your life Wow look at it look at it like a porcupine. I see a porcupine.

I'm driving. I'll stop my car. Look at that Whoa, what are they still do they really shoot? No, they don't shoot them.

No, they don't shoot them. No, no, no, no, no Do porcupines don't shoot them. They don't shoot them. They don't shoot them.

They don't shoot them. They just have barbs So if you bite them you get stuck up how crazy is everyone thought that growing up like an 80s It's not like they shot you with thorns kids fucking live tell their dad. He shot a mammy dad Yeah, that's possible to right like everybody thinks coyotes are stupid Yeah, like Jaws, you know Jaws pretty much scared 95% of the population out of the ocean. Oh, yeah out of the ocean Well, I just got Jack you heard about that guy that just got Jack right right yeah You know what kind of shark got him, but got bitten Maui.

I think Maui. That's a lot of tiger sharks, right? Yeah, yeah Sir for a surfer. Um, no, I think it was a guy standing resort just swimming.

Mm-hmm died dead as fuck They found his body. They got him. I mean they brought him back to the beach We had horrific wounds he died just happened. Yeah, just happened.

Yeah, man sharks are no joke It's a terrifying animal and again if there was a fucking werewolf running around the woods Exactly and werewolf just killed a guy last week. Would you go to the wood? Yeah, it'd be just like Jaws Yeah, we had it on the news now. Oh, go put the things that sharks are sharks 24 hours a day seven days a week They don't only on full moons become sharks But what about what about guys that say that that's totally blown out of proportion?

They swim with sharks they get in the in the ocean with sharks They're right. They're right. I think the great white is the only one that The divers those crazy divers don't get in the water with right but I think that was a lady that swam with great white Yeah, there's pictures of it. We were looking at her Instagram page once you remember that lady Yeah, is it a trick like she knows things she knows if it's pregnant you could go swim with it or something You know like those videos of babies playing with King Cobra's and then you find out that they defang them right so that they can't hurt you at All they take away their venom sack to I think that if they have a thing I might have made that up Yeah, I'm sack is that a real thing so we're gonna nut sack, but it sounds like a no Shark tag runs with the shark.

It's a eight foot nine inch white shark. That's been just recently spotted yesterday or today I guess in oceans outside of oceans city Maryland. Oh, yeah, yeah This is the way it's Twitter account works. They like it speaks in the first person what if it kills somebody?

I'm sorry He was tasty they're still gonna keep up the Twitter account if we know that shark killed somebody Look if it gets hung here enough all these assholes are over fishing the oceans you over fish the fuck out of those oceans And actually those sharks are gonna turn each other. You know, that's what's happening with snakes in the Everglades Do you know about that? Two you know about the Everglades nope anacondas and pythons and shit mostly pythons because dudes have his pets and they've got them go And either find them now. They're 17 18 feet long anacondas are pythons shit.

They're eating alligators. They did a study They're video that oh, yeah, yeah, they're photos of it and there's video this video you can watch them eat an alligator in Florida And Florida yeah, they're giant and they're infested so they did like a biological survey of the Everglades and they were down like 99% in some animals like deer 99% marsh hair like no like 98% 95% raccoons that kind of shit Are they anything are they killing people to oh? For sure some fucking rednecks have disappeared and they just don't guarantee a guarantee that go if you want to get rid of somebody man Take the python country are they Population of these snakes how much you can do if you're seeing the everybody instead of traps do you kidding show Jim show And probably is a genius is with that kind of shit brothers too many of them You know what 50,000 of what snakes yeah, there's over 100,000 pythons. Yeah, yeah, how did they count?

They have rough estimates based on corn quadrants So like what they'll do is they'll take like it's not it's not a hundred percent accurate unless they tag all of them in Which the case their assholes just kill them but if you because they're in invasive species for people don't know They're not from Florida at all so they're just devastating the ecosystem and they're turning on alligators They're eating alligators now because they've basically run out of everything else to eat It's it's a crazy fucking animal So what they would do is they would take I would guess like a chunk of the Everglades you know like a hundred square yards I'm like that they'd measure the amount and then they would do another one They would do it like several places and then take an average and then calculate all the square footage And that's why they'd be pro or con You would think like hundreds of people would have been killed already No, because I don't think that many people first of all go in there And I don't think they want to eat people I think they probably don't know what the fuck person is whether they see a rabbit or some other shit That probably looks like food people are wearing clothes. I'm just guessing I know they do Jack people though overseas. There's been horrible videos of guys getting cut out of giants next Never seen that. Yeah, that's crazy.

Yeah, some poor villager. Yeah woman missing and then they find the snake and they go We found her like they know they know this motherfucker bounty hunter kills guard Gantuan Burmese python gets 375 bucks and earns our undying gratitude Oh, I think dude 17 and a half feet. So these things are Florida what like a Everglades, where were the Everglades are Miami the Everglades is a giant ass one the golf side middle like The both sides kind of depending it's a big swamp land show Eddie an overhead view of the Everglades because the Everglades are fucking bananas One thing that they found that was interesting Yeah, that shit. Yeah, so that all that stuff is dense dense swamp that's just monster soup the tip of the dick of Florida is monster soup That's what that is you got some leaves you got some basil Fucking snakes you got some grass you got some shit growing out of the ground and you got fucking alligators and snakes in a Aliens versus predator battle to the death how would Joey describe the Everglades Muslim cocksucker?

These fucking dirty white people with this thing you want a fucking snake? Oh, well you all I'm a wicked get the fuck out of here The guy kicks his fucking kid out of the house to get get feed the snake Next thing you know monster soup I mean it really is down to these two super predators battling it out to the death and right now I mean, I don't see any pictures of the alligators eating the pythons. Do we have video of alligators eating pythons? They're eating each other okay, so I guess it's just gonna at least everybody's eating everybody He's got a whole deer in its body this Florida.

Yeah, it's the same article Jesus Christ man. They can swallow whole deer that is so nuts They're not even as wide as us imagine not being as wide as a person and you can swallow whole deer says it Foll it had a 35 pound white-tailed font in it. It was eating 111% oh 11.1% no, no, 111% it was a 31 pound snake eating a 35 pound deer. Oh my god.

Oh my god They don't give a fuck. Oh, I didn't read that part. Oh my god. That is so ridiculous Yeah, they can eat their whole body weight.

What you ever see that you've seen that we've showed that video of the frog or it was a Frogger at toe that ate the mouse The mouse is bigger than him, bro. He just fucking eats it. He just I didn't know that totes did that I had no idea this video There's like a little white mouse is in this cage It's like looking around with this frog and this frog just like slowly comes close to him slowly come closer and then swap Just half his body and you see this mouse trying to kick and get the fuck out of there and the frog just like slowly just chokes him down Oh, I know it's insects. That's what I thought too.

They figured it out See if people believe in evolution, right? I believe in evolution if people believe in evolution Why do we think it stops with us? Why don't we think these goddamn frogs gonna take over maybe like one of the first the first signs of it was this pepper The frog controversy on the internet maybe it's shots fired things to come these frogs gonna start eating meat now The Trump frog maybe these frogs are eating meat. That's what's going on.

How about starting? Pepe the frog was that around before? What is this Jamie? Oh, I've seen a frog has a snake in his mouth This makes fucking attack on a cat whoa the cat comes over to swag the fucking snake cats are ruthless, bro Cats are ruthless Well, there's one that's like super specific that I found on Stuff that worm look at this one.

Here's one. Oh, they're only showing part of it It's just a bunch of shit like look how he gets that whole mouse in his mouth down This isn't even the same one so there must be multiple videos of I guess that's a toad is that a frog or a toad? I honestly do not have a difference in that one. I think frogs are like green Frogs live in water right and toads hang out on the grass, right?

I think When I was in Costa Rica the first night I was I was in I went with a bunch of friends and they had this mansion dude right there in the jungle Oh, we talked about that And and the first night I doused my whole but I knew the bugs were gonna come out so I was when we got there I'm like oh my god. I'm gonna get attacked my bugs So I I went to the neighborhood store and bought all their off and just use it like moose all over my body And we sat we were sitting there as the Sun set We were at the pool and I was like ten of us at the pool and as the Sun was setting all these frogs just appeared out of nowhere It was scary and the guys that live there said trust me don't be scared. They're gonna be your friends Like what do you mean was trust me? We're gonna need them and go for the bugs.

It goes Yes, so on the Sun went down where we're at a pool in this Jay Z type mansion at a pool in the middle of the jungle And there's all these frogs everywhere and then the bugs started coming You never saw the same bug twice and it was like Braveheart dude They were all these frogs just you just see them attacking these bugs. It was it was uh like a war It was crazy the bugs lost dude the bugs lost jacked the bugs like like those white walkers do they fucked them up? Wow, that's an amazing it was very entertaining. It was very entertaining.

We're just sitting there going holy shit get those bugs Fuck those bugs. Why doesn't someone make a documentary about that? It's crazy the war The daily war in the jungle when the bugs come out fucking frogs eat bugs and frogs What a weird place to choose to put a mansion when I get you want to be able to scream no I learned one thing I learned about that trip is there's the people that like that shit or the people that will like Let's see a tranchelyn pick it up and try to scare you with it and then the fucking eat it or whatever Like you have to be one of those people like you know people like me who are scared of bugs I I'm not a jungle guy. I'm a snow guy.

I want to I just went to Lake Tahoe. We went to Squaw Valley That's my shit Snow too cold for any bugs the jungle if I never go to another jungle ever I wouldn't give a shit At horrible time that the last time I was in a giant cow and had a similar story about when he was trying to be a bug scientist What was that call fuck a chisrin to be and then tomorrow just and he was hanging out in the jungle with these people And they had to put turpentine on the posts of the like the platform of the tents at all for the ants Yeah, cuz the ants would be marching through the jungle. You can hear them walking you can hear them. Yeah You can hear the ants there's so many of you can hear them Fuck the choo-hoo-hoo-hoo-h Fuck the jungle dude, fuck the jungle That's why if you have a choose between cold or or unbearable heat I wish you cold.

Yeah, the thing about cold is it's like you can get warm You know when you're hot you can't really get cool. It's hard You can get cool in your house, but you can start a fire in your house and you just wear warm clothes outside And you just live smart. Yeah, it's like the challenges of this interesting when you look at like population world Because in this country it's not the world But in this country all the places where it gets really cold population gets limited like it's only gonna get so big And when things like sweet real nice like special like LA who people just pile in I guess New York's the argument against that because New York's Phoenix that's opposite it's like super hot there melts everybody yeah people like party down there You like to party you go to Phoenix or meh is where I live I live in Phoenix open Carrie state the fucking sheriff our pile makes everybody wear pink underwear and pink jumpsuits It's crazy think if you look at where people live I think generally speaking white people like cold and darker people like the heat It seems that way because if you look at the North Pole Which I look at the North Pole looking down on it all the surrounding countries They're all right, right, but you know why right because they want to be next to the North Pole Is that why the one me Santa's first stop? Hey, there's that it's supposedly a magical place the North Pole Well, it's because they don't get any vitamin D up there because it's hot as fuck where they're from and sunny Where they're from originally and then that's people migrated and got these northern climates their skin became paler and paler like a Solar panel for vitamin D.

That's where you get it from the Sun So because they don't get much vitamin D because there's no fucking Sun out. It's cold as shit It's cloudy in England and Ireland and all these little really really white It's fucking cloudy all the time. That's cold as fuck so you're not getting that vitamin D plus your whole body's covered and fucking minks and animal skins and shit That's why they're all white. They're often the same thing That's what's weird about it, but there's also some some growing evidence that there was a whole gang of different kinds of people They're finding these new Russian people called Denisovans They found bones of them So they think there was like maybe a bunch of other versions of human beings that we just lost in time And then you're gonna probably find it as people like get further and further into DNA testing to find more and more different Versions of people and people there's supposedly a lost empire in Russia called Tardia.

We've heard about that. No. Yeah, it's it's supposedly a race from all history for Different reasons. I don't really know that much about it But it keeps popping up on YouTube.

I thought I would make a joke about the name of it Tardia Yeah, I'll make a joke. What'd you say? That's like something terrible like what? Tardia, I can't think of anything.

Do I didn't make it? Okay, I got Graham Hancock I wrote that book that you ever listen I podcast I did with him recently not the recent one Dude he was talking about the Amazon and that hidden civilizations that were at one point in time of the Amazon and European settlers Or European explorers rather came there and gave them smallpox and it burned through the entire fucking population just like it burned through the Native Americans Same deal just wiped out these huge cities people just abandon these huge cities And he was saying that at one point in time They think as much as 20 million people are living in the Amazon And they had these really big established cities so now they're using this stuff called LiDAR It's like light like laser that they shoot from a fucking plane and they make maps of the jungle cities. They find It's crazy. It's amazing to watch because the first European explorers when they went to the Amazon According to Graham Hancock in his book which is called America before The first European explorers when they came to the Amazon They were like oh my god This is incredible These they have these massive cities and sophisticated culture and they wrote back about it then when people came back Hundreds of years later everything was gone It was all just engulfed by the jungle because all the people died off after the fucking European explorers came So the European explorers came they spread their diseases they came in on how many boats over how much time they wrote things about it And everybody fucking died they died like just a like a haunted curse Like they brought a curse to a place and then the jungle overcame the city and grew through the pillars of the floor And just took over and now they're finding it through all this new sophisticated technology Where they could scan through the trees and just get images of what the ground looks like and then they take this image of the ground You can see these grids see buildings It's amazing the brigations that they could survive in the jungle with all that fungus and bacteria and viruses Dude bugs and all that shit, but smallpox takes them out smallpox jacked them.

They weren't ready for it They didn't have it was probably not a smallpox Probably a gang of diseases that the I mean smallpox for sure killed a lot of people during that time period So they assume it was smallpox and smallpox most likely was one of the diseases But I bet they gave them a bunch of other diseases too These fucking people had no immune system for any of the shit the Europeans were running over there Just and I bet the same thing would happen if someone from there went to Europe I bet they have some weird parasites and weird shit that if they could somehow I mean I guess you'd imagine Like people that live in the jungle must be exposed to certain parasites or certain certain Certain diseases or germs that they don't get in Europe either for sure transferring them back and forth like that Probably wouldn't like if they went and visited like a giant ship full of Amazonians went to visit You're probably giving them some strange diseases. Yeah, like dude. Can you imagine? I wonder if those guys brought anything back.

I wonder if they got anything from the Amazon people brought it back vaginal parasites Oh, dude, I believe you went there man. I imagine the kind of sexual diseases they had in the Amazon But they were immune to the Europeans were like just dying from the phone Like coral grown on their dicks. There's no deodorant They probably didn't use soap and you probably got used to it You know they say people are used to smells you get that's why people that live in those towns where they have a factory and everything smells Like chicken shit or something like that those people get used to it or when you drive around the 405 you pass by that Budweiser plant It smells like has that weird almost fried. Yeah, we're fried food.

Yeah, what is that? You drive into a San Pedro and it smells like the sewer You know, you're on the 710 or the 110 is there certain places there's certain places where you like in New Jersey when I was a kid I remember there was areas to grow by that factories and you could see the fucking smoke coming out of the factory They were just spewing it with stink the whole fucking city with stink and if you live there You just had to accept that, you know if you lived there there's no fixing that that's just what the town smelled like that was your reality It's crazy. What do you think of? 5g and all that scared I'm terrified of their all that shit.

Yeah, because there's how much long-term testing have they done zero or negative numbers They're putting up off. They're putting up on do you is that would when when when I'm driving around my family my wife is obsessed with recognizing plates She's always calling out Florida or again. She's her and my son. They got a little game.

They play they're always looking at the plates I'm always looking at cell phone towers and satellite dishes Yeah, all satellite dishes point to the southeast for some reason or other and that's what I always talk about They don't point to the north in Southern California. That is direct TV satellite. That's all satellites all satellites But every satellite dish is pointing to the south consumer consumer satellite every satellite dish that I've seen I'm obsessed with them They're always pointing never point to the north. They're always going southeast all of them the great majority of satellite dishes that you see are probably like direct TV or No, I've noticed all of them all of them, but you go up.

It's crazy. I don't know why I don't know why but also those cell phone towers I was on this website called smart meters murder comm smart meters murder I was trying to remember smart meters murder comm dude. You want to get your fucking head blown off go to that website and read the documents that they're pulling from Different agencies dude scary. We're talking about scary.

We just kicking in strong. You know what you're gonna have to go check that But it's like on 5g but back from back from their documents from government agencies from 2001 July 2001 it's like this whole I Don't know how big like 400 page plan for the world. It's a plan for the world I'm who wrote this plan the way you're holding that here. Why you do it?

It is quite hilarious It's the perfect like if someone's talking about conspiracy theory and they had a blunt and they're just like in the full bore Conspiracy yeah while they're holding the joint. It's so scary dude that I don't even want to talk about it Let's change the subject, you know if you want to look into it go to smart meters calm smart meters murder calm But it's scary. I have read I want to talk about it I have read things where people are questioning the like whether or not 5g is going to be healthy But I haven't seen anything that verifies it is or it isn't I haven't seen anything This is I need to look into it But just in the what I'm worried all told is that I really think that Wi-Fi signals all the various signals that surround us all the time I think they have an effect on us and I don't know what that effect is I don't know if it's negative or positive I don't know if it it it dulls the senses It's entirely possible that it does something to dull the senses because it occupies an area I mean if we have the capability of recognizing the fact that there that there's these signals around us all the time Cellular signals signals radio signals satellite signals were surrounded constantly by signals Are we absolutely sure that our body doesn't have the capacity to recognize those signals even though we don't have like a really clear Method of taking those signals in and then translating them into visuals or into audio But because we can't like take that serious satellite signal and then and then have like a player in our head because of that We assume that we're not taking it in in some way. That's what these that's what this uh report Oh, let me just go about it's about this is why I say this is why I said it's because when I feel the the least Foggy is when I'm in the woods when I'm in the mountains when there's no cell phone service There's no radio service.

There's no Wi-Fi. There ain't shit That's where how satellites don't work when someone's in the woods No satellites do work you can actually do show no in the bush you get a dish you put on the roof your car You can watch this new thing. It's even though don't work on satellites No phones were gonna sell towers, but the GPS works on satellites So your phone still works as a GPS unit when you're in the woods even if you don't know any signal So you can find your way out with a map if your phone was on There's people that say the GPS the GPS GPS is also run by the towers They don't need to go into space that you could triangulate your position from towers alone But you probably could try triangulate your position from towers, but you couldn't broadcast a such a gigantic area like you can with satellites You can see satellites the people that think the satellites aren't real. They need to talk to somebody make satellites They're there you can see them with telescopes.

They're up there We have the ability to tune in to the very specific spot in the sky with a direct TV and you'll pick up the signal That's how you get the signal you tune to the spot in the sky with a satellite is and you pick up the signal They're real people have a problem with fucking everything that's ever existed everything's fake everything's fake People think of you most of it is how many people think that we're living in a simulation really really fucking smart people think it That's okay. That's okay. That isn't crazy That's the craziest thing about all conspiracy theories like people that are not on that side There's a conspiracy theory to sign and then there's the people way on the other side those motherfuckers are totally into man We live in a computer that is hilarious. That's not logical.

That's illogical. Well the reason why they think that is because someday There's going to be a program, but there's no proof though. Hey, it may be true. Maybe we do live in a computer, but dude There's no evidence.

No, there's no evidence. No, there's no evidence conspiracy theories So if you look into each one individually damn, maybe it's true Maybe it's true. Maybe it's not but there's actual evidence is it enough evidence to prove it one way or another who knows but Don't talk shit on this on like government conspiracy. It's too.

I've never heard I've never heard anybody like it's easy to categorize people like that No, people believe that no, no, no, no, okay for sure. I've done any service This is all based on the people that I come in contact with did I got I would say people you know 80% of my students They're not conspiracy. There's there's no thing about just regular people they don't they don't they don't concern themselves with it You know what I mean? They think it's amusing that I'm into it, but they're not into it I mean but they'll see people when you're doing say do you you know Elon Musk says that we might live in a computer and everyone's like it may be true, but dude there's zero evidence that we live in a fucking computer What was the evidence what did someone someone propose some sort of theory that proves that life is a hologram?

What was it a hologram that life is a simulation someone proves something? I'd like to see that I tried reading this book the holographic universe, but I didn't get into it. Maybe I should I'm not saying it's not sure I'm just saying there's no no It might not be the same fun people that you're talking about that do or don't believe but people definitely get rigid It's cool to believe that you could talk to be like you know Elon Musk said it's like a cool thing You know you could be way on the left you could be way and just like yeah, we might live in a computer now It's interesting that's that's fascinating to me I think the reason why they say that is because one day we will and we all know it we all know it We all know that one day you could be in something that's ridiculous is what you're experiencing right now and it could be a simulation Yes, yes, but they believe that's what happened. Yeah, well, we might not necessarily believe it, but they're entertaining That's what the theory is yeah, we might be in a computer simulation.

Yeah, you know, I mean it might be living in a computer simulation Yeah, maybe maybe I'm not saying we don't I'm just saying dude. There's no evidence of that right the keywords might so to just Explore an idea like are we living in a simulation? I see nothing wrong with that. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about that's like a conspiracy That should be one of those you should love it's logical to lump that in with all those like 9-11 conspiracy like 9-11 for instance There's lots of evidence there was an inside job, but that's a crazy conspiracy to most people that they're if you look into it They're scientific science supports that was an inside job science but then science to spice that no But there's still there's evidence you know for sure, but there's evidence right?

I'm not saying but what it's true I don't want to go into a 9-1-1 inside job. No, I'm just using that I'm just using that as an example like as a that's a crazy conspiracy theory, but there's a lot of evidence whether it's true or not Who knows, you know what I mean? I think it was an inside job But a lot of people don't and whatever but there's zero evidence of us living in a computer simulation We're not talking about the same people it might not be the same people that believe one or the other They're different No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm there are different people I know but the people that don't want to believe that don't want to look at the evidence I'm saying aren't necessarily the same exact people as the people that believe when it's right you're right I have there's no poll on it. I haven't taken a poll I'm just saying it to 9-1-1 you just went you wanted to talk about it so you got us into it that's yeah We don't want to talk about 9-11.

I was just using that as an example I know what you're saying. You know people believe we're shit They definitely like like the people that really want to believe in Bigfoot or the people that really want to believe in you Foes like UFOs are coming back right now. Everybody's talking about whenever bigger than ever. They should tell you something Dave Foley's hooked Dave Foley from News Radio never Dave Foley hooked we text each other almost exclusively about UFO evidence How is the big this?

Oh, what is that Navy pilots report unidentified following objects? Here's the thing though We don't know what kind of shit the Chinese have figured out We don't know what kind of shit the Russians figured out we assume that we know because but we didn't we didn't let them know about The stealth bomber or any of the crazy shit that they were building area 51 We didn't let them know do you know me? I was balls deep into the community did my tap the first tattoo I got an alien on my left arm in any gibber. I was I was into for ancient Egypt the conspiracy side of the ancient Egypt There's a mainstream Egyptology.

I wasn't to the oh look with Graham Hancock is saying and UFOs Mmm. I thought there's so much proof in my head. It was so much proof that the government was trying to cover up Look the way they covering it up. Why are they covering it up?

Look at all these guys Pilots from the air force are saying they saw you off of pilots from the Navy are saying they said UFOs dudes from the Pentagon It's gotta be true. That's a dude. That's a CIA pilot. He's saying it So when you're when your balls deep and you really want to believe it you look at that We're like look there's all these government officials saying they saw UFOs and they got their own UFO story You know and then um, you know you listen to Bill Cooper and he was former Office of Naval Intelligence officer, you know and and when you hear what he says shit He wrote that book behold the pale white horse.

He was crazy. She said there's a base on the moon That guy that's you're talking to be hold the pale white horse. He said there's a base on the yes Yes, no, he at first didn't he that first you're talking about no Lear you're talking about That guy's crazy to write. Totally.

What does that guy say? He says that there's millions of people on each planet and they're all every planet has millions of people Is he the guy that owns skinwalker ranch? I don't know but he was a part of his dad own Lear jet, right? Right.

I forget what he's saying seems like a super rich troll totally He says what he says the crazy shit. He says I'm like this guy's having a good time fucking with people. Yeah, totally Totally, but bill Cooper says that because his job was to prepare notes top secret notes Classifying shit it for meetings with high level people in the military and he was based on what he was reading He was like damn you are really look I have proof so that first he was like for sure UFOs are real for sure They're hiding that's what he was saying he was preaching that then he learned later They let him whistle blow he never got busted for whistle blowing that they they want him they wanted him to leak that UFO That's what his conclusion was he started to realize wait a minute They want me to leak this and then he he got to the point where he believes that all UFO abductions like all like the he believed that Everything was a product of the government all UFO sightings Obduction they're taking you in it's he believes it's like the CIA doing that shit and he was that's what he was really about before I'm a man. I got murdered man They went up to a syringe and fuck him up if they wanted to really fuck with you This is what I think they would do they first of all they put acid on your shit They put ass on your doorknob or something like that because there was a dude who found something I forget what he found some Old thing and as he was opening up he just by touching it It was like some old thing it was dipped in acid and he went on an acid trip for like six hours So this what they do they dose you up they somehow or another dose you up whether touching a doorknob is finally guy That was cleaning up a board like this a soundboard.

That's what it was he touched That's what it was like tell them it's like I think I'm fucking hi. Yes, and they did end up testing into That's exactly the story. That's exactly the story So they could do that to you and then sneak up on you with some special effects Where some fucking crazy mask and fucking flash you at lights and you're so crazy high You don't know what the fuck's going on they grab you and put you on a desk and tell you you've been abducted by aliens from another planet You don't think they fucked with people and did something like they do for a fact Have you seen the documentary abducted in plain sight? No, I have not which one's not do it's not exactly about UFOs And well, it's sort of sort of this guy he was married had a couple kids He was tight with the family who had three daughters.

He was a predator So he targeted he targeted the 12 year old and what he did is he Had something like fuck with the mom fuck with the dad fuck with the dad And that's with the dad sexual relations and some the dad the dad jerked him off Oh, geez, we talk about this on the bus. You guys just jerk them off the guy jerk them off He convinced the guy to jerk them off So we wanted blackmail on the parents right so that once he took the daughter they couldn't say shit Is that black man because he jerked them off and he fucked with the mother to and there was a secret So of course I got his one another show. So that's the guy take his kid He's gonna take the daughter horseback riding so and they're like, okay So he takes the daughter horseback riding and what he does is he starts telling her that there's all these alien I'm dutching's going on and we got to be careful for aliens. She's 12 years old So he's setting her up.

So he does he drugs her. She wakes up. She's strapped to a table He's got a speaker with alien voices coming out and the alien and she wakes up She's gonna wear she's that's like oh my god and this alien voice says that she is responsible for saving the earth She has to marry that dude. She has to marry the dude in the alien voice You have to marry Bob and you have to have his but you can't tell nobody and then drugs I don't know and then she passes out again and she wakes up and she's not strapped.

She's looking around the trailer and she's the guy He's about he's pretending he's all fucked up and she's like waking him up and he's like you know He has fake blood on him or whatever and then he wakes up and then she tells him we've been up Dr. Bylians and I need to have your child Oh my god, he tricked her so from the age of 12 to 16 He owned her dude that they end up catching him with the girl like a week later FBI gets involved and The girl can't tell anybody or everyone dies So she's obsessed now. She's back with her family the guys in jail for like a day because you know what he does He has his lawyers send Letters to the mother and father saying to make him a sign like that it was consensual what he threatened the blackmail So they signed it let him out they signed and they let him out and then he goes to like the next day over But that shit she's like she's 12 13 14 and she's obsessed with him She has to save the world so that that's an example of and then it turns out it turns out I think the guy was CIA probably and he knew he knew those techniques That's how they got people they fill him up say there's all these alien in the abductions get them all scared and then boom They do it they believe it Jesus Christ. Yeah, so that's just MK Ultra shit She got him cayel trud I guarantee they did that to people who are like political enemies fuck you.

Yeah, why wouldn't they do that? It's easy. Oh, it's easy It just seems like something they would do too. It just seems like it makes sense and then bill Cooper said that the mutil Divided chattel thing that we're saying all you both those are taking them because they're you know, they're the organs were taken out So surgically that we don't have to keep you that but what bill Cooper he was he got balls deep into that He started getting into breaking down what's really happening with you off those.

He's going. Oh shit We're being played the government is pretending to cover it up there. They want to push it They want people to believe in aliens So what do you think that the count of mutilations where you think they were testing weapons on these cattle bill Cooper said it was really simple All the cattle were found by military bases and what they do is they went there constantly check checking radiation levels around basis constantly So what they do is if there's cows, they'll routinely take a cow take out its rectum take out of like certain organs surgically And then they dump them just to scare people to let her kill two birds with one stone They really needed to get some radiation Test but it's always good. It's always good to push you F those always good to scare people with aliens I wonder if those those cattle deductions if they coincided with areas where there was like some sort of toxic dump, you know They've got something ammunition dump or something like that like anything where some do they have more of them around Nevada where they did all those nuclear tests I'm not sure but the gist of what bill Cooper said was I'm wrong found near military bases And he like once he looked into it, it's like oh, I know what they're doing they're checking radiation levels and they're scaring people at the same time Mm, that makes sense because it was surgically removed right like people can do that Like why would that eliminate the possibility that people could do it?

Of course people could do it But people like you know the aliens could do that and then they take it and then they move it to another place so that the blood is Not in the spot where they find the animal. Yeah, that's all it is. Yeah, I'm a crazy That's how they catch poachers, you know, you know that oh they catch poachers that way sometimes they find out where the gut pile is It's like say if you you didn't really have a tag to shoot a deer and then you shot a deer in another place Where you're not supposed to be but you have a tag in a different place You you just because it's someplace where it's easier to get tags He just take the deer out of the forbidden place take a picture of it or something like that And then go back home Well, they busted people because they like park rangers recognize certain mountain peaks and they're not you weren't there I know exactly where you were when you when you killed this deer You're in a different place and then they go to that different place and they coat they look at the picture and they try to coordinate And then they find the gut pile and then they convict people of poaching that's happened before hmm. Look at the photos.

Yeah Yeah, so like so that's a bill could make sense that they would do that They would do it because it when you if you think you took that animal and killed and cut it left It's big bloody pattern and put it in a truck and then dragged it 10 miles away and dropped it off there People like this is crazy. There's no blood at the scene of the crime all the blood's missing It's been surgically removed like no one can do this. Yeah, it's impossible. It's literally no blood on the ground Yeah, because they put it there you fuck you fuck with it Yeah, I think aliens came this far to fuck with cows imagine if we went all the way up to like Neptune Go first we're gonna go there fuck up your gophers Jack them cut their decks off throw them back.

That's funny man. That's exactly what they thought aliens did That is hilarious Calimulae's just a fucking hilarious in that regard Yeah, it's gross to though that they did it so many times that it became a thing that people looked for and then they let all these people Who believe in aliens anyway? They let all these people just do they're trying to scare is it? They're trying to scare us with aliens for sure.

Maybe that's a book Bigfoot's about baby Bigfoot was about do this create this mythical monster And have people afraid they don't want people to move into woods the thing about that's like it for the NWO Right, they want people to go into cities so they Should do it That's a reason for believing in bigfoot ever heard that so funny They've been around forever though do they talked about it the CIA's been around forever and we're in the Native American culture before I bet the Nazis did that I bet that Nazis like have I bet if you go to Germany they have these mythical creatures that they created to scare people out of the woods If they're not doing that damn they got to give me credit if they started doing it because that's a good Illuminati move right there Right, that's how crazy deep you have to be if you're a conspiracy theorist if you go so deep You think that the CIA was in the Native Americans before the Lumbus Land it had a different name It was a series of American organization They taught the European maybe the CIA of the Apache because you know they have some evil elites that lied to their people right? Maybe they wanted to keep their tribes together so they said they created these monsters you can't go out there We're gonna protect you you stay here. Wouldn't that be a good move for exactly what happened right and I got these crazy stories of these monsters Yeah, man. You gotta stay here.

They protected CIA Just building empires 101 you create you scare them with aliens we got a threat from up here So we need to protect you and then we got threats down here to jaws Maybe Jaws is a CIA movie. Let's keep people out the ocean. We got to keep them in the cities. It's all CIA Everything is all powerful imagine.

They just work for good Instead of trying to you know what they do to the Native American community most I'm sure most of the people in CIA Are really the gently trying to stop communism. It's just like a few key cowboys. Yes cowboys Yeah, and anything cops right when you hear about corrupt cops That doesn't mean all cops are corrupt But did you ever see that documentary on New York the 75 Mike Dowd he's gonna guess on Joey's podcast my podcast? He was a corrupt cop and shit deeply deeply deeply deeply corrupt.

I mean No, no, no, we got up to that according to him. He's never gonna tell you murder people He went to jail and he says he did not believe him just to clarify But you know tell with drug dealers and you know it was driving around a Corvette and shit living like a baller It's scary. We're all selling drugs and they caught him and you know they put him in jail for a long time And they put out this fucking amazing documentary. It's called the 75 It's what they talk about everything he tells that they spills the beans about getting involved with all these drug dealers And you know rolling these people over taking their money and then going to be with them It's crazy.

It is a crazy documentary you like you get anxiety You know the guy's still alive while they're telling the stories like he's a surprise They were just doing blow and going crazy and just and robbing people just straight robbing people showing up at people's houses putting guns their heads Rob another drug money, you know like it was nuts man like there was hits out on them. It was crazy It's crazy documentary, but this is like there's a guy who I should know who the current guest is on Sam Harris's podcast I'll look at that up in a second But he was talking about it You know they're talking about like absolute power and absolute power does that old expression absolute power corrupts absolutely You know power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely and what they're talking about today and I was walking the dog I was listening to this they're saying no what it does is it exposes you more than it corrupts you exposes Corruption and like in the gave some examples about like Richard Nixon like that Richard Nixon when he was when he was young His professor told him not to be a lawyer because he was like really shitty ethics like it exposed him when he became president That's when the power got to him and that that's an interesting that's an interesting subject Like what does it like why does someone become a out of control corrupt cop? Well, it's exposes them exposes something in them But in his case what he was saying was the whole department was corrupt when he got in there They were corrupt people were corrupt the day he got on the job people were telling him what to talk about what not to talk About and they beat some guy up or something like that It's like this never this never happened, you know like they have these little what do they call it? What is that expression they have for?

For cops keeping their mouth shut what the fuck is that what there's an expression? There's like a code It's called code says it's like almost like snitches needs I mean I think of Chuck Norris movie code of silence, but When you've got the power to just rob drug dealers and you're you know young guys doing coke. You're crazy He's a really nice guy though. I'm literally turned to police officer code of silence So Chuck Norris movie it was Chuck Norris movie right good one back in front of you know Cops movies.

I love that shit. I love the wall of silence All that's coming up. I just know I think codos islands is the name of the Chuck Norris movie pretty sure but um Yeah, man. I just like this corrupt cops most cops are corrupt I think that's the case with agents with fucking anybody, you know, that's just how it goes man I have a bunch of cop friends.

They're all just made a mad dash. You know that that's what I'll call diarrhea dash Yep, run into that can't I know there's cops out there that you know probably a couple of them out there fucking people up and maybe for sure For sure, but the cops I know the cops that I come in contact with they've always been cool to me Yes, I always been cool to me. Well also to you know, they're not pulling you over They're also in the martial arts you're a famous martial artist and a lot of times you're training or learning from them or we're talking to them at USC events they know the Salceda They're on a car thing. Yeah, it's like great guys.

I'm super pro cop But I know that there's bad people in every fucking line of work It doesn't mean cops are bad doesn't cops It's a terrible fucking job the problem is when when someone does do something bad man It changes everybody's opinion about what cops are like this two videos are last week of cops pulling people over with guns drawn pointed in the car One was a Mexican family a guy and his girl and one was a black family a guy and his girl And this is the same thing the guy's driving and the guy that the cop has his gun out pointed at them And he's telling this black kid to shut off his car And he's like I'm not gonna do that he's like I'm not moving my hands He goes up you give you excuse to shoot me. I'm not moving my hands So his girls filming it and he's got his hands up and it's crazy to watch man I don't know what happened before that. I don't know what the context was I don't know I have no idea Oh, I know is this guy's got a gun pointed at this guy's not threatening him He's not saying he's telling them to shut off the car and the guy scared to shut off the car because there are there are videos of A cop telling a guy pull over the guy. Let me see your license registration And he reaches back to his wallet and the cops use them.

Yeah, you can see that But what about this people is my point. I gotta clear I know the whole story you guys maybe they ran his place and they go oh shit We got a hot one sometimes I'm sure that never know I'm sure that's the case Yeah, but with this video that wasn't you know nobody provided that information in that video You just need a guy pointing a gun at a guy and I don't think he has his you know He just has his hands up. Look it's all fucking we've talked about this hundred times It's a hard goddamn job you're pulling people over you never know who's gonna shoot you want to go home your wife and family and every fucking day You're pulling people over there lying to you every day you're dealing with people that are breaking the law and they're not happy to see you every day And you know I think that's where that absolute power Corrupting comes in corrupt some fucking people, you know, there's some dirty birds out there I think in the future though, man, you're gonna see less and less of that I think it was probably a hundred percent of the way things ran like many many years ago and now it's way less because it's Way more transparency, you know, you know that cocaine Cowboys documentary you see that Billy Corbin stuff Yes, you know how the class of the graduating class the police academy in Miami one year a hundred percent of them either were Murdered or went to jail for corruption. Yeah whole class.

Yeah. Yeah That's crazy with that's what happens when places go sideways, you know, I think they'll so nutty Yeah, it's crazy like the Scarface days. Yeah crazy I am if someone if someone told me to do you know the CIA produce Scarface to distract from their drug running I would just need a YouTube link, you know what I mean? Well The CIA even if they didn't produce it if they really if some Cowboys in the CIA were selling drugs Even if they didn't produce Scarface They certainly benefited from it and someone because it made it made drugs among for all the drugs mothers They were all Cubans never all Mexican like but it made it sound so problem There was some guys.

What was that guy? Well didn't didn't a Barry seal bring in over five billion tons or five hundred billion or five billion dollars Or something like that a big billion. Yeah, yeah of drug money and babies. I'm cruise movie on him.

Yeah, what's not? Yeah, it was about that right. Yeah, that's about that right. Yeah, yeah, that's about Barry Yeah, yeah, what is that movie called the Tom Cruise American made American made that's a fucking excellent movie That's an excellent movie and for people who don't know how all that shit went down you watch that movie I don't know how historically accurate it was is it involved the CIA Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, and they essentially Talk about exactly what we just talked about it Cowboys in the CIA and how many people were making money on the sneak tips on Bringing in that cocaine bringing in that man.

Yeah, I don't know if it had in the murders of the two kids though Because that's really how they got busted They got busted because they were dropping off coke out of these planes and two kids saw the drop off and they found the two kids Near the coke and they fucking murdered them and then they put them on train tracks and said they got high and fell asleep on train tracks Families did an autopsy found knife wounds on the kid They knew something was up and then they investigated and slowly but surely though the pieces started fall apart and then when Barry Seal was murdered he had George Bush's phone number in his pocket when he was murdered Is that in the movie to I don't know I don't know if that was in the movie, but that's that's what happened on his way to testify I mean they weren't even hiding it. They just let this guy get shot up on the way to testify He for sure brought in what I would call a fuckload of coke who Barry seal for sure a fuckload Who is his boss? Good question. It was an Arkansas right somebody probably got a taste, you know at many different stages, right?

Was the coke coming in Arkansas? Meena right? Was that real? Was that a movie?

Top Cruise made a movie about meena Arkansas? Oh, it's good movie. It's hard for me to watch any movies unless it's an animated movie for my kid like going to a regular movie can't do it. No, it's hard.

Can't do it. I like my home. Well Google this was probably a lot that we just covered that needs to be Google the website about the accuracy of the movie. Oh good perfect.

That's what I was gonna ask to who decides how accurate or not. Right. Right. Right.

Right. And they let him go and certain certain times they caught him they let him go and people didn't want to let him go. It was like crazy documentary or crazy movie. What do they call that?

What do you what do you drama? What is it when someone makes a movie about it's not really a dr drama though? It's not it's a fucking movie. It's like, you know, you never know how much is true.

We're talking about that goddamn wrestling movie with Steve Carell with the Mark Hammel or Mark Schulz movie. Oh yeah, the Gary good marshals. Yeah. Yeah, the Gary Goodrich thing.

They replaced him with some Russian dude in the movie. That's a historical event when Gary Goodrich fought. Mark Schulz. That was a historical event.

Marshall dominated one of the best guys in the sport easily just wrestled him to the ground with ease and we got a chance to see Wow, this is what happens when Olympic gold medalist wrestles a regular martial artist. But in the movie they decided to change that for no reason. Like they could do that with anything. So who the fuck?

Well, the Bruce Lee movie with Jason Scott Lee. Yeah, that was filled with a bunch of bullshit. He's made shit up. He had a famous fight where he learned Wing Chun doesn't really work on Americans.

It was it was in a YMCA. He was fighting for the right to teach foreigners Kung Fu because the elders that live in San Francisco or Seattle forget. I think it was San Francisco. They didn't want him to teach foreigners and they said if you beat this, if you beat our guy up, then we'll let you teach foreigners.

So yeah, this fight was in the YMCA. But in the actual movies, you know, fucking dungeon, dude. It's like a cave and the elders are sitting up like more the rings. It's like more than fucking rigs.

That's right. It's the craziest. They didn't have to go that far. But I guess it was the YMCA.

Did he win the fight? Yes. And in real life, he had a he heard his back doing squats or doing dead lifts. It was really bad.

Here it is. So that's when he wrote his first book is when he was like in traction is that what they call it when they get back since some kind of spinal or some kind of brace. But so but in the movie, the dude kicked him in the back and broke his back. Oh, yeah.

Tricky. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And then he's there's a famous appearance of his at the Long Beach Convention Center back in the 60s. It was like a karate tournament and he did some demonstrations. He did there's a video famous video of him doing the one inch punch. It's in front of it's like at the like an IBJF tournament doing a demonstration and in the movie, it was a real fight and he fights the same dude from the dungeon.

It's a rematch. Oh, no, they made that up. They added all the dude. So like, who are the fuck you guys thinking?

Why would they do that? They need to his life was amazing in reality. Are they doing something on him right now though? Isn't something happening right now?

Some new Bruce Lee thing that I read that or I just hoping there's a movie coming out about a dude who is a famous actor in the late 60s and early 70s and in the movie. He's a stunt man. Yeah, he's a famous rich stunt man, dude. And in the movie, there's a Bruce Lee part where he's in a Bruce Lee movie and also the Quentin Tarantino movie called Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

He shows up as like Bruce Lee's in there. Yeah. Oh, nice. But it's not a rich CGI Bruce Lee.

No, it's an actor. It's an actor. It's an actor. They should have went with the CGI Bruce Lee.

Oh, yeah. How cool would that make a new Bruce Lee movie all CGI? I think that should imagine now. If the Illuminati doesn't want you to know how good they are at that yet.

Okay. So if the Illuminati created Bruce Lee, what would be the reason? Well, they would if they did it, they would let you know, hey, fuck face, we already can make movies out of anybody. Anytime we want, we could have someone talk like Bruce Lee.

Look at that. Wait a minute. That looks like Bruce Lee did. That guy looks very good.

Was that CGI? No, it doesn't look like I'm right there. I mean, it's close enough. Is that the new Bruce Lee?

It's just the from the trailer. So that's the only piece we can get. Oh, you know what? That's CGI.

No. Okay. No, no, it's not CGI. No, no, no, no for sure.

It's CGI. That first clip right there. That first clip right there. CgO.

It's glasses. Eddie's wearing glasses. Look at his face. He's wearing glasses.

It looks like a CGI video game. Oh, isn't that they did something to his jaw? No, it looks like a CGI face. No, he has an eye.

That looks real. But that's because you've seen him at a different angle. Watch it back it up to where he's at the side. What if they're doing like that faking thing to me?

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. It has to be super smooth.

It has to be really Bruce Lee-esque. Totally. And you know what? You could do it like that movie.

Man, this was like 20 years ago. The Final Fantasy movie where they did animation, but they tried to make it look real. Old people, they got the shit down. They got old people down.

Harder and make a young girl look real. So that kind of had a stellar cartoon effect. But older people shit looked like real people. Yeah.

They can do it with textured skins, right? Yeah. They do it with dragons. And that was 20 years ago.

They could do movies that are full CGI that's really hard to tell. Well, it's also because your brain doesn't have like a reference point for dragons. They could make a dragon look real. Whereas like, you see Game of Thrones, they have the wolves.

The wolves are always just like, eh. The hair move, they don't have the hair now. They're like five years away from hair. It moves to CGI.

It's super slow-mo. It's always super slow-mo. That is him that popped up here on this video. It's Michael Mo.

That's the dude. So when you see him with the glasses and see him from the side, that's interesting. I don't know if they could do the CGI yet for a whole movie and make him with Bruce Lee's face. You can do it perfect.

Wow. That's crazy. So they could have done that. But then again, if everybody else in the movie isn't like Steve McQueen and all the other famous folks in the movie, like if they're using different people for them or that, that would be fucked up.

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