We know clause just the clap the podcast that says we're not saying listen around music makes your criminal But a hundred percent of the people that bought the last boot tank landed arrested I also like that you posted something and then just looking at like how they only should look some of the comments, right? They were like hey it begins or whatever you're like kind of the plan in motion. Oh, yeah Yeah, I was like there's one person well, so when he bought it when it came out that he had bought it There's a campy my friend Ralph was like I'm calling on Ryan and Luke and Chris to get together with me and steal his fucking thing Back Yeah, that's the thing is like I get only putting out the album for like one person All right, I thought it was interesting, but he's such an asshole I don't think that was our intention though their intention was we're gonna put it up for auction auction to whoever wants to release it to release it I mean, that's I think their goal was they were just not tying themselves to a label in some weird PR stuff kind of way Well, but so the day after he got arrested the FBI actually had a tweet There was no seizure in his house. We don't have the fucking album.
He was a home When your person when your friend and your person stuff like you know, I bet you could find someone who knows someone Who knows someone to come in contact with someone in Wu tang or Bill Murray and be like just let us do this for the cred Yeah, like you know what I mean. I don't want the cred just like just like we're gonna get this back to you It's just don't ask questions Yeah, I really like that I saw that one of all people Yeah Thankfully the internet already did all the research on the guy I know where everything is His lawyer raises these five thousand percent. I saw that his bail was five million dollars. Yeah, he made it Such a punchable face too.
He's got like the tech three space where you just want to hit him Did you see the YouTube videos? I'm talking like 17 year old girls. Yeah. Oh, yeah, he's got like no He's like categorically an awful human Come back well.
Yeah, but like he's there's this whole YouTube channel that he has of him just like it looks like he's live-casting and talking to people There's a YouTube And the one particular guy saw was him talking about what was obviously a 16 or 17 year old girl in high school Yeah, I got creepy a couple times I see places guitar Living in body man to Dave Matthews man Assholes If bro culture became personified Body spray and game cubes A couple weeks ago For just full of nanny ice, okay, so what did you do this week? Okay One episode one and started watching him all again the first season was kind of funny watching him get used to doing it Yeah, but now now watching an Alex six seasons later. It's like oh yeah We'll have these funny why did you go back the first episode or two? It's like how he's really just awkward like he's sort of funny, but in general He's just like not really sure what to do.
Okay, and his stand up is really funny Yeah, I can stand up but I the whole premise of like what people puke on the internet and then we find out like it just doesn't it's a nice way to enter day laughing Yeah, like I said, I'd like to and then sometimes why won't watch the at midnight in the morning because I'd like to end my day laughing And that's what it is is that and I'll come over to your place and we'll walk upstairs and you're watching Taj my now And I'll stand there for a couple minutes and I'll be like hmm and then come upstairs I just don't like to stand there. No one actually sits in the living with me They stand on the sofa for a few minutes and watch TV and then they go upstairs randomly and like no one actually sits on So I'm just like watching apparently we'll sit on the sofa and watch TV with Ryan more talk during stuff So I don't care. I'm usually not watching something that's so important. Oh, you know, I'm not saying scouts It's just a guy to the apocalypse.
Yes. I finally watch scouts. I watched it last week It's on it's on Google Play and all the other Yeah, and it was it was entertaining. It wasn't I mean it's not gonna be fucking awards No, but it was definitely entertaining.
It was uh, it was fun, but it wasn't it was fun. I expected it to be More horror than comedy I did. I said that I expected it really really well. That's why I said last week.
I'd rather watch cooties again But I mean scouts guy was funny I liked it. I liked it. They're running gag of David Keckner coming back over and over and over again. They're scallowing it already I kind of set him on fire.
The the bad zombie cats with the bad cats were fucking funny. Yeah Just when I all their lives went up and I'm like, yeah, I'm a little positive to work And you think like one of the kids is gonna get like oh my god like He's gonna be eaten by the neighbor and then you realize her teeth fell out she's just coming in his ass Oh, yeah, it's gorgeous leachman. It's fucking hilarious. It's pretty funny.
And then the female lead just cute Wow She's a cocktail waitress Sarah I looked it up and I was gonna say she hasn't been in a lot of other things. Yeah, I didn't think she was gonna end up with the Scout like I think I said no, but you're kind of like oh you're like oh, you watch the trailer you think she ends up with this Yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah, I kind of set it up with her going. It just gives me like prank, you know, whatever I'm like oh here and then it's like, but I'm sitting there going okay, so she dropped out like two years ago She's 19. He's like six hundred centings are going into I'm like that just wouldn't happen anyway Well, it just gives a show that even our world is on these hot cocktail waitress from strip clothes not gonna be dating a Yeah, I'm an Eagle Scout.
Oh, so no one's ever touched your penis Condor let's get the Condor badge, which is the highest thing It was funny. Did you notice on our patch it was the Americans scouting something? The actor was asked was why the Ass I was like the American scouting suppose you Yeah, I was at It sounds like a mercenary like a fan of spies that just to grab work for you Just as Lawrence It's I think you were probably five. Yeah The Mr.
Boss So the cure that doesn't work so eventually major Was a real kick in the crotch the episode they had where blades mothers his grandfather to try and releases like trust funds to get out From under his father's thumb right when major kidnaps him in six in a freezer To get his trust funds released to get out from under his father's love right but his father disappeared shortly after that his major grabs He's in the freezer Other people for he's the clocking how much would you like? Actor he's also in insane pedophile like murder if you watch prison break I I Like the other humans came into their own Give you a little background in the hydra and what they're In the comments, but at the same time Right it makes sense that these guys would find this thing Oh Like a nod to that or it's it's something where oh who knows yeah, I mean really Reservation, but it's like there's so many different directions everything's going right now that it's like hard to do any kind of conspiracy theory is just that Yeah, your grasps draws they might begin. I'm interesting article there about Civil War where they're comparing what they think the storyline will be in the movies We think the storyline will be in the movies compared to what was in the comics which was I guess at some point the con I don't remember this very well the whole Registration act or super-out registration I became a conspiracy from damage control or no no sorry not that part The the speedball and those guys doing blowing up the school all that was set up by damage control the CEO of damage control Something came out after right No warriors having the reality show and then they try to catch nitro and blow up the fucking town right and then that's what kicks off So war yeah speedball and I draw the way to the room that survived Correct and speedball freaked out and signs and signs the thing Which was written deck here to was run in by one else But Thinking of that whole CEO of damage control did this marvel is about to start a series hall damage control on TV written by the late Yes, so they're turning them to a disposable economy obviously That's the impression Basically like the collateral they put up the claira That's how he's a shield sort of was presented at the beginning of the whole series These are the guys who go and handle things after they wasn't supposed to be a super power show wasn't supposed to be right like that until the ratings Surge when they finally had a tie-in right People want we should give it to him I think they had to sit on the first season Okay They tattered up and threw her naked in the time square, okay, you guys know I watch everything I've really tried with that show, but it's just so convoluted. I can't do it.
It seems so visually like black list I can't get past it. Yeah black list is actually fun. This one. I'm just like everything's It's like it's like watching typewriter hands.
Okay. It's like watching they're like so you know people really like NCIS right? Let's add a naked girl with tattoos and do that yeah No, it's basically moment NCIS momento Should she know that the story now that she completely refeed herself to erase her memory? Yeah, oh not to herself.
No, she put all the tattoos on herself. I need to do them herself Yeah, I do want to say real quick. I'm over on Marvel before I don't have something else I rewatched Jessica Jones a Marvel hates old black actors Actually, it was such like both times those actors got killed in those series. It was such a kick to the job Yeah, you're like oh, maybe that's gonna be like you know in phase two movies at some Black guys have to tell it's they're not to walk you So There's nothing on IGH online really other than people about what the fuck is I know here's what I'm thinking Much like they have you in growth hormones in the comics.
I think it's in human growth hormones, okay That's what gets filled on her gives her the powers so it's like a distilled to tear again master or whatever It's some kind of you know science equivalent That's what I'm the only thing I can think of when I see GH like I think like I see like MGH I think you can grow a form of because I'm inert there, but that's what I'm thinking that it's it's like it could be hydro because They're doing the whole experimenting on in humans thing it could be the work of each woman. Yeah Mother cream though Working with them Okay The showrunner and they've cast him and it does not The weird casting call So it looks like you're gonna have the cast because the rumors have been that they were trying to get right, Philip E. Oh god So it's an unknown I'm guessing I can't imagine why would you go with it? Nobody else is relatively Breaking back 23 I mean she's worked consistently, but she isn't you know, she isn't one that you're gonna put on there to draw a draw an audience Oh, I'll tell you that's good job.
I've got something to walk us off both of you But I did find the panel breakdown from the alias comics where she's explained to look what happened what she was under purple man Okay, it gives me it still makes me nauseous Um, but yeah, that's what I think and then the thing is it's a flashback when she gets in the accident So theoretically it wasn't well, it's still is hydro, but it could have been under the shield guys So that's like a whole another layer of like things they can do you know what I mean of what this age age is gonna be okay Which I get excited when I think if I'm right and I think about it. Oh shit, like there's your like there's your like you have the I'm all that so I'm a shield and I drug Yeah Brandon started watching The transporter TV series Which I don't know what channel it was on but it's on Netflix at least the first season on Netflix I started watching last night. Okay, no I think it was one of like that it had to be something that allows nipples and naked people because they're Every episode really hot Naked women at some point. It's part of the transporter franchise.
It's pretty much required on the TV The third episode do you remember the on the WB they had Birds of Prey? They never really called black and very much kind of was Yeah, it was not a good girl who played dina who was 17 when she did Birds of Prey isn't the transporter TV series in the third episode I was the dambulan distress, which is basically It's a Russian project. No, she's the daughter of a general who's a crime who became a crime or never retired from the army She looks amazing naked Pulled by him to be a finder on the list of cast birds pray and I'm like birds pray. Oh wow fucking dina I Could have gone some really cool places with it if it wouldn't have gotten canceled Hundreds had powers black and I was black and airy Sarah was Harley yeah, they just I didn't like what they did with the Harley character.
You know, I mean yeah Post Batman world like Batman disappeared joker disappeared after Yeah, so there was It had possibilities it wasn't canon for damn sure, but it was it's DC's multi-verse you guys looks big on multi-verse It was a fucking multi-verse show. It was good of her shit But anyway, yeah, really cute blonde girl played down on bird and prey is naked in transit series. Oh my god She grew up really well. She has yeah, she grew up in a really good way Girl, so yeah, I was happy Just watch the third episode You could skip there's not there's an origin story.
It's the transport. He drives a car. What does he do? He drives So I know you saw Star Wars Probably go in a couple days and honestly, I'm not sure if we should even begin next week in spoiling the movie because I have a feeling that We might have to wait well by the time about time next week's episode comes out.
That will be the 30th That's 12 days after almost two weeks. Yeah, also the holiday. So people should have had time. That's true Yeah, I might have had time But there's something before we came out Carrie Fisher's been a bunch of interviews So when I asked her about the slave Leia band that Disney was talking about doing or did I'm sorry I'm merchandise.
Yeah, and her response was awesome Quote because there was this whole thing started because of a dad being questioned by his daughter about the slave Leia action figures and Yeah, the job a meter do it like it was a wardrobe choice Dad didn't know how to fuck a handle. I'm sorry you can't talk to your shit kid I don't think the rest of us should have to deal with it So her quote was how about telling his daughter that the character is wearing that outfit not because she's chosen to wear it She's been forced to wear she's a prisoner of a giant testicle who has a lot of saliva going on and she does not want to wear the thing And it's ultimately that chain which you're not indicating some sort of accessory to SMM But it's used to kill the giant saliva testicle. That's asinine. That's like Also fake it's all fake bad people are in the world at some point you're gonna have to tell your kid sometimes Somebody's gonna try and make you do something and you need to strangle it with a giant chain.
Yeah Much also without that bikini I mean that was like the fair faucet poster for the next generation that was a sexual awakening That's why they have that episode of friends where Rachel finally wears it for Ross except she screws it up She does the hairbuds with the bikini instead of doing the break Yeah, I'm the guy that would be like now They also have that episode of that 70 show where Donna does it for Eric He just wants to run his face against her hairbuds He's like runs out like the catch on fire No, I was catches on fire and the structure of her helmets and she's got like one bun up and one bun all on my Folds, Bob screams. What did you do to my daughter? Yeah? Yeah, no, no spoilers No, we're not talking about it, you know, next week or are we after her?
How about that shakes out? That might explode, but yeah, I mean everything I've heard is that it's fucking amazing and that everyone that it's about My age is going oh my god. I feel like I was seven again watching it, you know Oh everything is like all the feels all the feels and my arms so many of the feels yeah, so a couple drinks before it and Yeah, I did have a really funny conversation though about drinking at the movies because everybody swore it Half the trailers may want to cry for some strategies. No, um, Libby's was if you're gonna drink at the movies Don't go to the don't go to like the dollar theater and watch the Smurfs movie with beers at 2 30 on a Saturday afternoon That weirdo drinking beers in the theater full of kids.
It's like a horrible idea I watch the particular six on Netflix. How is that pretty bad? But still watch it? Even scrap that no, it's actually on Netflix contract like for movies for them.
It's pretty terrible But still probably watch it because star stud cast yeah In the entire world is they end up having to go to a poker game with like I think it's like this rich guy that I don't know and general Custer and Mark Twain Mark Twain played by the Nylize nice. It's pretty awesome Oh, Luke Wilson is the secret security guy that screwed up and got Lincoln shot. Yeah, no, it's it starts in a cast Luke Wilson Terry Cruz Fett dude from lost or just a blitz yeah And they also It's pretty rough, but still watch it I actually did that Okay, so you're gonna be that they basically jarred our beans fucking cubers. Yeah I Even his character just like you're just obnoxious annoying you all Yeah, I know but it's very rare that if you make a character so obnoxious and just the testable Yeah, I'm not gonna get too fucked about them.
Yeah, it's rare that I give it shit about the bad guy It's happened with her twice, but I mean he's not the bad guy movie, but of the four. He's the bad boy Yeah, that's right. I didn't talk about them. So yeah, even the guy that I would have normally like seeing in a movie I didn't care about because he was the jackass now Yeah, you know pixels was I think I got it because My friends family was going on a road trip.
I hate you but a bunch of movies on USB drive I saw pixels was up and I'm like I'll grab that for them like I'm sure they'll Maybe she's crazy. Maybe she needs carbs. You just don't know It's a tweet from Oh Really? Yes, then a Speaking of ridiculous things like like pixels and what is it ridiculous sex?
Hasbro announced this week that they're going to take mask G.I. Joe Microknots Visionaries and wait for it ROM space knife and make a shared universe Microknots Oh, ROM space I have a ROM space number one to come from Hasbro's all spark pictures and Paramount Wow Yeah, right I run was it was fun. It was Roboc Green Lantern The comic was quite you know, they've always threatened to bring him back and maybe this is You know what I mean? Like he's like the the butt of the joke in like outer space whereas you know That's gonna be the joke on earth type of thing or duck universe wherever the fuck he comes from Um, why were there hairs there's duck nipples stop you have the duck nipples.
Um, hey, don't have nipples though I can't believe you're having this conversation. No ducks do not It wasn't a full week. I was really disappointed in that this week. I know it was only Monday and Tuesday, but that was it No, really?
No comedy centrals happens only Monday and Tuesday so far. It's weird. Um, yeah Thursday was the good one with Redell Tomlin and It's weird all Tomlin and fuck I can't be the third person Yeah, there's only like real stand out one like Monday sucked. Yeah, Tuesday sucked even worse I was Tuesday Hardaway's little like fuck you do I'm over him.
I really don't like he just bugs me now. Yeah, but if you notice at the end of that radio Shut up hard like he said we were all thinking yeah, but I mean I didn't pop up online for me to like Wednesday, so I just watched like all of them on Friday and yeah, I was just like okay Monday's usually strong Thursday's Strong but like Monday was weak Tuesday was weak Wednesday. We can then Thursday. They're kind of like a flash show We're gonna have yeah Yeah, it's in my queue.
I have the next Money they come back is gonna be good. I'm sorry. I can very busy watching biggest loser season one Podcast It's the first season they did basically Well the first episode was the first season this season is about The dessert Yeah Yeah No And then he hit the court I want to say to pick them up same day No What but you got released you came home and they court marshaled him no no they spent months yeah How they're there's different kinds of court Yes, there's a special court marshals and there's regular court They're going with regular car show which is bad for him if he wants to get away with it or get out of not The special court Marshall would have probably been more lenient towards the fact that he's been five years being held out He voluntarily left his post yeah abandoned his unit So usually I first off I really like to try as much as NPR can try to show all the sides Which is not something you get from most mainstream media NPR in general is not neutral But serial itself does a very good job. I think it was like all as much as they can all outside the story So for example, they've been interviewing people from his unit interview that were in charge of the search and rescue mission that went on for like a month Yeah, after he was after he disappeared They interviewed people that that captured him like they trapped down the people that have captured the guy It's so far.
It's really I'm enjoying it But all it's making me do is realize just how much dumb ass this guy is And people there was a really good point the last episode is getting into you know He left his post and what happened immediately after that so basically you know he got captured but when he got captured the military as a whole in that entire region went from find us on a bin laden and Hold on what we have and build relationships with the locals to drop everything to find this guy to find this guy I mean there was there was his platoon. Yeah, there were also eight other platoons brought in to find those eight Basically a policy of diplomacy to search and rescue Special forces units, I mean like all kinds of shit, you know There was and then once al Qaeda realized that they were looking for this guy so hard to take very long They started feeding disinformation through their through their spies and There's a story one point where the screen gray guys like yeah We were rushing around so fast because we would get into what we can validate it We would just send people they're like you know fucking go right now So there'd be time for they would go out in the middle day Special forces guys don't operate in the middle of a they operate at night for obvious reasons I got that time because there's but yeah, they're on the short helicopter I'm gonna say that all the time now So And we look up and the entire buildings on a plastic and thankfully we're looking out before it went off but They were trying to kill I You know lesbian elk bulb No, I watch it on the same because I mean I know they slam left but Watch fox news is entertainment. Yes And she was like what's cereal? I'm like yeah Is it super no do we figure out that it wasn't no we stopped having this conversation?
Oh my lot of um Serial the podcast not fucking breakfast your own mother it's super not a fucking care. I don't care shut up No, you're saying I figured out I remember we already covered all that You know if you really want to get a group of half-dram people angry ask that question Yeah, right anyway, so your mom was talking about this I'm looking up like I'm looking into the skies. I'm like I was like oh the new season just started Yeah, well, I'm starting looking into it There's a few reasons I've been brought up and one of them is because he abandoned his post second reason is because basically Obama pulled something Is possibly highly illegal when he traded? Prisoners for him and people with arguments is that why the fuck were we trading the level of prisoners that we had for one?
Which is why the military dropped everything try to find this guy but at the same time like when you find out that he deserved a post It's like people died because he couldn't pack it like there's ways to get yourself removed from a battlefield There's ways to not be a part of the military anymore and that doesn't involve fucking running away It's pretty space and what he did On top of that you don't do it when you're in the middle of a fucking country where one not only you're not in major city You're out in the middle fucking nowhere and you go and buy a fucking costume basically to wear so you can't be American but then you go around speaking English because you don't speak the language you're around a small village in a highly unstable area going Do you speak English? Do you speak English? You're a fucking picked up real quick and sorry. I'm gonna stop ranting now Why I don't need to be more the guy with a dumbass and I'm sorry they captured an elbow I can't but at the same time fucking he was asking for it.
Look how he was dressed Really really when he said he got a costume at his imagination running around like he was asking for it Look how he didn't speak past tuned is that better? Yes? It's a magic dress as a clown. Well the funny thing is you got a costume and I'll get this flinger for a mash White people always go back to bash I mean, I know it's not easy to get permission about a field Don't get wrong, but there's other ways to handle what he was having to do with him He's argument of like I was trying to show my leader for being mean He took the easy selfish way out and fucked everybody else over yeah, and then you know five years later got treated I'm interested you should listen the podcast very good so far thumbs up for serial highly informative They are showing his side as well as military side as well as the fuck on the side So yeah, this way I think we're not ever falling for that.
I did like that line from scouts We're at the end part he goes and he's like rather ammunition and all their guns are broken All the things they built out of the hardware is for a broken he's like they're coming in We don't have a way out. He's like give me your backpack and he pulls out the fucking bomb He's like what's that I mean a bomb? What are you fucking out? Kinda?
That was a nice tag with the Yes, it's just like it gets shut on by birdie like really That was funny. That was hilarious. I think it's popped Watching that at far and I walk out he's giggling to himself Anderson from what he's dancing to what that would be on say I was like the first two minutes. I'm just going upstairs.
I'm going to bed I'm like you know, I'm just like no, I'm going to bed alright, and I press play and like to make them laugh at my fucking ass Off because the guy from workaholics. Yeah, dancing around with headphones on sing and Beyonce in the worst home death voice I was like he's just like pulled dancing on his mop and like oh so fucking fuck I was like openly go falling out the bar. What are you like? What's funny about that is just one of those like it's when you're catching something at private moment doing something so Horrifically embarrassing and then we make a thing.
I'm like karaoke. Oh Yeah, I did like the opening I like Sorry, what else do you have in your list or do I get one you know? I've been listening to a new series of books which is called white trash may have that white trash zombie books Nice, they're hilarious the main character ends up getting turned into a zombie, but she likes it because now she only has one problem Which is brains and before that she was a pop bill popping drug addict. Oh, it's like the line in sesame demented Like you have my problems.
No, I'm really having my drug problem. Like I said, no, it's actually like I said It's pretty interesting. It's essentially, you know kind of a murder mystery with a zombie element thrown in But like I said, I'm about probably 25 minutes away from the end of the book So I'll probably finish it after we get done, but no, I've been really liking it like I said The first book is called I think my life is a white trash zombie and the second one is called even white trash zombies get blues Which yeah, I feel like the nod there But it's gonna say but I've been really enjoying the series and I don't know if it's just because I like that the narrator has a little bit of a Southern little to her voice and it is said and like a know where's bill town in Louisiana like we're like half the town is next to the Swamp. Well, yeah, I mean swamps for everyone.
Yeah, exactly Sorry, I'm sorry. There's a lot of that state that's not swamps at all. It's just for the record It's like what do we do? We're all just in the capital Sorry Go ahead.
I've been watching a lot because everything's on how you watching a lot Well, maybe I'll binge shield this the next of the last couple Yeah, it's not about getting the sons of anarchy while everything's on so I can just focus on all 7 So I've gone back to watching trying to do my whole like watching a movie every so many days trying to be my record from Last year which I am very happy He needs to be his record from last year on how many movies watch to get a cool Last year was one every four days and every three days now um Crimson peak the general ever and up singing no cuz I'm not good at scary things So I don't see it in the movie theater cuz I'm a jumper See I'm a grabber, but you know I know I've been to movies with you He totally does the claw hand when I get like excited. That's why I go see like Marvel movies and then start words by myself I just really bad vision that you said I'm a jumper and that for whatever reason anything that fucking movie jumper That was a terrible movie that which kicked off you saying grabber and something I had an image of a giant claw machine Oh It's pretty I thought for like magnetic leads like Jessica Chastain and Tom Hylston and Amio something unpronounceable With Just and then I get it got into like The shock ending or like you know like I mean I guess you girls would mind seeing Jessica Chastain giving Loki a hand job I've been to bring that up like a couple weeks ago Yeah, I mean I mean Libby and Roxy watch it Why can't this be real? I know so fucking you think the gay girl watch the video about hand jobs Figure blast they show a girl getting a job, but then she grows a dick as you do What's up life from clerks to Just one step from dating a dude with an undersized day. Yeah You can tell del Toro like lot of effort and money into like the set pieces everything was beautiful Or or definitely or decrepit like a lot of money went into there, but it's just the story was like Great, I mean it was just but it seemed like the script was like 40 pages and I was like, yeah Just gotta improv it like you know what I mean like it like it's not a thing to develop there wasn't that much story Was my issue Which also No in scouts there's a scene there Like five minutes By Taking lots of you That's not a good Your tons really cold And then it's like a zombie with like no lower job with tons hanging out.
Yeah, yeah Baron's 100 by takes off his job. Yeah, there's no fun. There's no fun. No, it's there and underbite Hannah was Um Actually Get the green dough is a Mel Gibson movie from 12 It's fucking awesome fucking awesome.
It's basically payback and like basically Get away Who stole a $2 million and he ends up in this Mexican prison, but it's a prison. It's like run like a like a getaway neighborhood And so basically payback in this Mexican prison and I love payback I highly recommend it. I mean basically place almost the same character where people were saying it's gonna be spiritual sequel to payback Can you stream it? I guess Yeah There's a Oh Yeah Yeah Unfortunately the version I had did not have subtitles for the Spanish like we got a lot of Spanish that I figured out what was going on Yeah I've got one more Coming back.
It took me a couple weeks to watch it. I'm so glad I did I know catching up on with Bob and David the Netflix re-up on mr. Show Okay, or Mrs. How as well it can say Learning the first sketch they say like this isn't this ain't no show mr Like it is just as fucking funny and edgy and great as mr.
Show. It's only four episodes and then they do a behind the making of okay Yeah, they're making of the making of it just so Bob and David's ridiculous It's not busy making better calls all it's it's not as complex. I don't know if you guys remember mr. Show was structured It was incredibly complex for sketch comedy was like one sketch would like connect to like two sketches later to a callback to a sketch after that one like It was an incredibly serpentine structure And they made it a little they made it simpler, but it still has like all that they don't spend as much time on the connective tissue from sketch to sketch to sketch But everyone's back.
You've bought a David brian post saying Scott ad sit from 30 rock Ocarim and paulf tompkins maryland rice cub makes my parents because she was the announcer for the first two seasons and then she What's he's an agent? Michael key is that right? He shows up as a David Cross is one of the he's like I could go pro and he's like you should know your break Can you get pulled over by police like I'm gonna check point and like the cops like super nice? That's my little key and key or whatever his name is and um he's like oh Uh, no, and he like keeps going through the checkpoint to see if you can make the cop do something I know my rights whatever everyone David Cross has something blackface Like it's just as fucking funny.
There's a bit where uh David Cross is in a barn he calls his guys ex-girlfriend a cunt like over and over again And they're like oh jeez behind you. He's like, oh And they were another friend. He's like yeah my boss very news like what are you boss is a fucking gun? And then he turns around like the boss is right behind him.
He's like and then the FBI's like we need your help This girl's missing color cunt and it turns out that he has the ability to like insult women and then they just show behind him Um he ends up like finding a terrorist by uh saying tell me that he goes off It's it's just as edging and fine. Um, I highly highly recommend it Um with bob and david it's on Netflix. Yeah, but making up is I mean if you love mr Show, I like watching it to see like their process because it is one of the greatest get shows ever written I beg anyone to disagree with me on that it's not me, but it's one of easily um But just that they have the board you know the ideas and they're building the connective tissue and Um, probably one of the best writers rooms I would imagine ever just if you could be a flying ball of both saying across and oden kirk and um ockerman and jj Johnson Fantastic Uh, do you want to have a week? Yes, I can I can make everything else for sure Uh, so apple week is uh when you find the page there we go.
Uh, it's called tach deck and tap dec Which I guess it sounds entirely different if you hear tach dick. Uh, that's a really different app or top deck Also a different app tanger for you guys Yeah, I know Um, so it basically what it does is it scrolls through uh facebook rather flicker with a pedia and gets these amazing pictures Um, that you can use for wallpaper or whatever. Um, if you like the image you can double tap it And then it'll pull up more information about where it was taken who took it what you know the story behind it You can like or dislike something it changes your feed based on that. Um, yeah, that's free I don't know if it's it's android only currently It's great you're dead if you want something that gives you interesting Well, I remember she runs back if you want something for wallpapers that goes retired over your pictures then check out tap deck All right, you're sick of looking at pictures of your significant other and our children Tap deck.
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They did J. He has a r h o d yes. Um, she relays the guy from the Black Sabbath no Black Sabbath Maybe that's I've noticed I've started noticing that a lot about ponters too. So a lot of them are from very large families Usually the youngest of large.
Yeah, because there's no money for them to do anything else right Families with denote religious should be as tripping when she was 17 I also did new model. You're working in porn. She's a webcam model. She has to start by an agent She was as a webcam model entered the industry in 2012 shortly after her 19 birthday So she's still young Uh, it's been not made for a bunch of works.
The only one she's won was 2015's x-biz award for best supporting actress What is it you like about her? Just turn left? She's pretty Yeah, I like her look. I like her.
I like the nozish she makes There's this one scene that I found of her on a new biles.com where That's sorry Nubiles.com. That sounds so like it was in a show or something No, it sounds like the name of the porn. It's a site they had to make up for the movie Oh, look it up on new Biles.com. Yeah, well, it's our big production house online Uh, it's been coincident.
It ends up being a reason but starts off with just her and bed and she's like Even like Doug all the time. She's like she's in a lounge. She's sleeping in making it bed and just opening so you can have hers really really Good. Um, yeah, so that's the porn shortly.
Um, hold on. What what is the like qualifications for best supporting actress? Well, obviously she's not the star but she's all up in it. She's not the main girl.
She's You know what? That's your homework for this week. She cups the balls. She literally supports I guess that's your homework for this week is to look up by specifications.
The balls we worked the tits on the other girl. Yeah, fingers the bottle a little bit massage the prostate. Um In non porn started the week and I think Brandon might told you about this song. There's a one named pixie fox And she's already had 15 surgeries on her ass tits nose eyelids and brow and vagina vagina to make herself look more like Jessica rabbit She looks horrible.
Honestly, she's terrifying. Honestly. She just looks like a train wreck her latest surgery was to remove six of her ribs So that she have a small Uh, no, but she has a 14 inch waist now, but she looks horrible. I don't know why she thinks that she is what she wants to do Her original measurements were 30 24 34, which actually isn't that bad?
No, but now she's 38 16 and 39 Did you ever read the and she had labia plastic? Yeah British pounds on Like they're actually still fairly attractive. She just looks like a fucking train wreck. Yeah Well, the thing and my thing is Jessica rabbit.
She's kind of an old reference Yeah, not with you, but yeah, she's she's also like animated like barbie. You're like there's a You know pushing the show there's a physical model to it. Yeah, but she's got that's a holly from cool world That's what other holly holly would yeah But it's like I don't know if you guys thought since you don't read celebrity gossip like I do But this Halloween Heidi clumed it Jessica rabbit costume and it was spot fucking on and she still looked gorgeous This woman just do you see the push-up bra and the dress red? Yeah I Is this Next year she's planning on more ass surgery hip surgery She's gonna get more surgeries on her ass or she's saying like I'm gonna get more ass surgeries more ass surgeries How does she pay for this?
What does she do? I have no idea freak model? I'm gonna freak him up. And what is it with British women doing weird things with their boobs?
I'm betting she has some sort of trust on the order. Yeah, she's gotta have some kind of you got money Uh, so yeah ass hip eyelash implants and fat removal to make her cheeks All right, no, it's just like I was like follow up is gonna be your favorite type of woman trusted at the end of an issue She also has a go-funny page. Oh, fuck you. So I'm talking about Apparently on top of having all this money she is asking for more uh to date She's had four breast augmentation for rhinoplasty's two Blafaro plasties Uh two liposuction's one bilateral rib resection, which is the One Brazilian butt lift one one lady.
Oh, please and one row lift. I'm sorry Well, you fuck it while you're down there fix this. I don't know it was crazy Sorry diet. It's her diet.
It's her diet. It's her two vegetables fruits and nuts when she blends into a smoothie She's unable to eat heavier foods like meat and bread She just needs carbs. That's why she's so fucking crazy She just needs carbs But the weird part is like, okay, never mind. I just out thought myself I was gonna say but you never see Jessica rabbits with jina.
You do and then I was like, oh wait Yeah, you do. So I just imagine like she took like a screenshot of it here. Give me one of these Oh, which is spinning around. Yeah, sorry.
I don't have anything. Um, I was able to remember Rodney king's name because of airheads for trivia this week Oh my god, I know My hooker knees have finally healed up pretty well Okay, well because your member told you I slipped a couple weeks ago last Saturday night. I slipped again Well, it's that I used to over by the fucking church, but yeah, my hooker knees have finally healed up Right Oh Steeble it's not a steeple Like So sorry while you're at the church of dick. What was it?
Cock my hooker knees field up a little bit I meant to take pictures out. She was neat. That's how The other one is I got woken up yesterday morning by my cat rock door sneezing in my ear. That's lovely.
I can't fix Right Oh, wow, okay, let's see Every year nasa puts out what is called a spinoff report, which is basically here's the technology that came out of all the cool Shit, we use in space like okay. Yeah, so a some of the things that came out where a turntable laser spectrometer That was part of the Mars rover methane detection system was repurposed into a handheld gas leak detector Yeah, well natural gas detector Oh my god, oh shut up space blanket tech which is what they call it was used to make some ultra durable laptop casings uh nasa robotics tech found its way into a smart coffee maker that makes coffee with more consistent temperatures Carbon dioxide capture research is a really description. They're kind of weird Used for analyzing Martian air results was turned it around into a carbon dioxide capture system for microveries to carbonate here with a nasa Langley 80s designed for a never carried out hypersonic plane managed to make his way into a more current version of a wind turbine and Originally designed to measure replacement parts for the whole telescope a laser vision tool is now a more pedestrian Used to sort packages in the most office, but there's like a whole list of shit you can look at It is kind of cool. I think it's our way going.
Remember us we have budget for reason I swear I got Roger velcro and But unlike the last time I was on my nasa with the Mars ticket and they gave that weird crazy long URL They might have learned a little bit Link this time if you go to hdp colon slash last spinoff that nasa.gov You should be like it to where you want go, but it's spinoff.nasa.gov slash spinoff 2016 Slash index that he does google spinoff slash Nasa What else I know this thing it's like a show after nasa. There's a first person shooter that is in early adoption right now for ghost n shell That looks really good. I bet it's something it was it's pretty neat. They're filming the live action Are they just going to live action?
I think they started it yet. I think it's either started or it's look at the end I was reading a thread about scrapped projects and there was one about ghost nasa And I can't remember who was doing it, but they ended up scrapping it like back in the 90s You know who was super interested in directing it after that and thank god he didn't get to do it michael bay. Oh, oh jesus Thank god. You imagine go to the shell michael bay.
I don't want to you get to control make a box of a making box It's fucking that's I wouldn't charge him whatever name is yeah Right would have been pretty yeah I've heard that just it's got to be difficult to work around her marvels. She's in civil wars in yeah, but I mean that's done the term Well, yeah, but I'm post production this yeah, that's true Anyway goes on the show I was called first assault and you can you can get access to by going to ww. First assault game.com I don't I've got more Oh, I don't know if you guys talked about this last week or not, but stop biting people at fucking conventions Yeah, if you're doing a decent fighting thing yeah, nor a female fan bit more than it is at a walking dead conference after telling him How she likes to pretend how she's married to him to be fair like she walked up She was all happy to meet them. They were taking pictures like I like to pretend how we're married and then she bit him now I can see like walking up to like you like I pretend about you like a zombie yeah, that's different Like she's like Uh, we were pines we were new for season.
Yeah, we were fine Season I like the license lawsmiths gonna work but still um the Last GOP debate. I don't know why I bought it. Why did it? There's a lot of dick um the shit coming out of their mouths though Was ridiculous like shut down the internet trumps No, there's a real Um, fix the encryption problem because of Paris and Sam Bernadino where no one was used whatsoever Um, I didn't fear you know what the fucking woman's name is Yeah, the reason her idea is to attack china to be cyber attack china to become partners with them against one for you Oh, and then fear in a black ride about how um she helped the nsa get computers Which ended up being classified when she was supposed to talk about it when she was the CEO of HP And my last red shirt is did you know there were 52 variant covers of dark night three number one 52 52 I saw the list of artists like that's a lot of artists better including the anchors 52 And you can't get them all in one geographical location Some will at least in certain countries some are west coast somewhere real fucking nowhere Yes, but the internet now.
Well, yeah, but if you're a collector from top of that if you want to get all 52 covers What are coming from three bucks a piece? Was what did I say? So because I told you guys I'm like I'll get you first taste for free But after that That's if you can get them all at cover price, which it's unlikely Likely since there's something Rare than others. I mean you're gonna be big ticket ones like the frick Miller and Jim Lee ones are gonna be high priority, but Yeah, so I was just having fun collecting the covers that bitch Um two things real quick.
Uh just two trailers. I want to talk about they released the 15 minute teaser trailer for Twin Peaks Um the captain's back It's just a neighbor American guy talking about like the setting of Twin Peaks and it shows him like putting up the sign And then all of a sudden it's like it looks like when uh David Bowie flips out the movie where it's like Okay, and then that goes Fuck yeah, that look from peace. Um and then uh the uh Independence Day 2. Yes, it looks so good I can't figure out what the fuck it's about.
I mean other than aliens come back. It looks like they took a nod from district 9 I was I know they first said they were gonna make a sequel to their late really Yeah, I rolled my eyes So my thing is like look what we found and it's like this giant spaceship in the desert. I'm like how did you not know that was there? They found it.
It's that It's there's people there's survivors and there's power. There's functions happening from the alien. Yes It's not that they found the ship. I found things happening in the ship I'm sorry I yelled at least three times like during the trailers when I was when I was like during the trailers.
I was just like Warcraft was fucking awesome. I don't know. Um, the thing is it looks like the video game is not nerfing. Yeah But I like the way they did it where it's like works versus humans the way the first game actually was right before I went like massive Yeah, like some kind like okay, that's kind of neat.
It's like, you know, it's a guitar but with green help people Yep, and hopefully no uh, and no, no, no, no, no, we're able to break with your head with your hair. Oh, yeah They're weird head penis. I never saw it. You told me to just keep it in my life as well.
You should have ended up still Not that I was you dad. You're making two more. I'm making three more. Just give up and move on.
All right, those are gonna be for him It's Cameron. He's got enough money that he doesn't have to Um, well, I think we're finished. Social contract but down something I'm sold when it gets icy out. Don't make Avatar for plow the fucking roads and uh Don't be a dick.
I want to make a small adjustment tour. Don't be a dick. Yeah, because we use that a fair amount It's a general rule of thought. All right, we call it whatever you want me.
It's the premise behind the ticket payments. Um, it's also the golden roll So everyone's human. So don't be a dick and when you do apologize Don't be afraid to make you make a mistake Don't be a dick and when you do apologize because it's gonna happen That's actually a lot of back-folish. Oh, that's actually no, that maybe that's your social contract.
Don't go to chilis with your family for your birthday That was the mistake I made. Yeah, yeah Thinking you got a birthday dinner. Fuck you, Doug. Oh, yeah This has been a blood alcohol content network production for more information visit www.bacnpodcast.com Your home for almost bacon and banjo