134: Twitter is now 'X' and we are 'Y' ... Northwestern's hazing problem ... Dan sees Lisa Bluder and 'Barbie,' not at same time ... Taylor Swift turns down KC Chief's digits, 24-minute song to follow

Dan and Paul explore the mysteries of the universe from comfortable chairs. The ole' Paragraph Stacker and the World's Most Dangerous Accountant discuss the following topics of no great import: Following Twitter's change to X, we change our name to Y. #Whoppenheimer: We wish this was a real thing. Dan reunites with Lisa Bluder. Dan goes to Barbie. Lena Dunham to direct Polly Pocket. Paul sends Dan to film school: Umbrellas of Cherbon; Rounders and Solaris. Man gets 33 months jail sentence for extortion plan related to false claims GA Tech coach Josh Pastner assaulted his girlfriend. Question: How the hell did Josh Pastner get a job at Georgia Tech? Northwestern football players go into hiding after hazing scandal. Arsenal minute  Yankees minute  George RR Martin is on strike: how can we tell the difference? Memphis squirrel's suicide knocks out power. Taylor Swift turns down KC Chief’s player’s number.