135 Perverted New Year

Just looking at the board, seeing what we got. A bunch of fucking food coma motherfuckers. That's your fault. Look at everyone, this is like literally, it's like ham.

That's you. You served us food. Having cookies. It was our first holiday gathering.

Second holiday gathering. Second holiday. Are you well-satiated food coma people ready to do a show? Oh, God damn it, Happy New Year.

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Oh, Oh, oh. Underknows the cramps. Oh, there's hunger reliably breaking shit. Yes, boogie.

We're just off to 2018. Show 135 off to get star. Hey, do it, I'm sick. And he's here.

Ed is a bull, but he's here. Jay actually caught it from hunger. What they were doing together? Yeah, little mean-to-ween poking.

Little lightsaber to lightsaber going on there, you guys. I'm glad you came Jay. Oh my god. We did it.

This was amazing. We did and what was cool is we did two times last week after the Christmas episode because of course we're such losers we're here on Christmas and New Year's because they both fell on Monday. But it was actually really cool after the Christmas show. Unger and you and everyone we all went out to the fire pit threshold kicked on the fire and we actually made s'mores and actually sat.

Which I don't know for you maybe that's just like normal human shit. Not for you. I'm like we're just sat and you is looking at me and she's like this is weird to see you like this. And you even were like oh I mentioned a creative explorer.

He's had a gun and I explained that we all went to the fire pit and we had s'mores and I told him I look over at Boogie and he's got this weird fucking look on his face. I've never seen this one and all of a sudden it's made boogie's contented. I've never seen that fucking look on his face. What sucka back and get your fucked up.

What does that mean contented? You look very happy and satisfied. Okay okay okay happy and satisfied. Man really?

Well I mean no I did not. What was cool is like I said I think I said in the last show maybe I didn't maybe this is some other show. Maybe I didn't maybe this is some other fantasy nightmare that I have. Is that I always dreamed of having a place for people to go on the holidays that don't really have a place to go because my family's all dead.

So I don't and I don't and I'm fucking believe me. That's a blessing. I'm fucking blessing that I have to deal with all your holiday bullshit. So I'm like how amazing would it be to like just have a gathering and get people and so it was really great.

And then today New Year's Day just threw it out there that Unger discovered the world's greatest ham deal in the world. He did. That is some fucking deal. And it was like 57 cents a pound for ham at Ralphson.

So you being you you about five or something. I'm not a bad animal. And it wasn't a bad ham. I said hey New Year's Day.

Which turned her fucking mic off or she's going to be talking the entire season. I'm done. You just talked. You're already a liar.

You're already a liar. Hey. Thanks grandma. New nickname.

We're going to put you on some some loving the white bush fucking profiles. Oh ho ho ho ho. Don't hold that. What is fucking buggy.

Oh my God this is going to be good. So now it was great. So I said hey I'll make a ham and whoever wants to come out on New Year's Day. And I guess if you fucking put free ham next to any invitation a bunch of fucking losers are going to show up.

And everyone brought to the audience. That's our audience. They're listening. If they listen to us they already know.

We're losers. We're going to talk to each other. We're here together. It's a telling thing.

So now it's really exciting. We just all had a nice big dinner and we're going to eat a little bit afterwards and everyone brought food and stuff like that. So it's kind of cool. It's kind of cool.

It's our little dysfunctional perverted family. Which is I can hang with these people. Because I don't have to pretend you know that I am this or that or watch my mouth or you know all the shit that people have to do with their non-kinky family. So it's good.

Got to admit there's a lot going on this week. So what are we 10 minutes in? This is the first time we have yet to talk about anything on potato mayhem. This is going to be a long time.

It's well. It's not potato mayhem. Okay. All I can say is I like cheesy stuff and I almost made Mew kill herself and me.

Because there's a meme that's some kid biting a sour apple and he has a look on his face and it says this is the face you make when people tell you on December 31st. See you next year. Yeah. And this kid's like and I'm like okay I got to top this duh.

So I'm like at 11.55. I'm on Mew. Take off your pants. And she's like you're not going to do it.

Are you not good? Get her? We're going to do it. I'm going to stick my dick in you at 11.59 and fucking at 12.01.

So I can say I lasted two years bitch. Okay. Stop it. I've asked a long time.

I could last two years. Dork. She's like literally the most un-inorganic sex ever. Couldn't even get hard.

I'm like trying to jerk it off and squeeze it just because now I'm pressured because now I don't want to miss the clock is counting down. You just stop it here. And I kind of give it like that cock ring thing and it gets in. Yes.

And fail. So I danny got a little bit and sure enough we get in and I go give her duh. She's like oh my god just give me the Hitachi and pretend you're dead. So did that.

It was cool. It seems like not a week goes by where we don't get some story where you're just humiliating yourself. Oh it gets better. No, no, no, no.

The story of you. I want to hear about your amazing Christmas present. I want to hear. I believe you think this is potato man.

I have butt fishing and a bunch of other things but this when you told me this I said this is creative explorer. It is creative explorers just to give you some backstory. He doesn't do birthdays. He doesn't do presents.

He absolutely does not want anybody expecting anything. Almost like a witness or something. You would think so if he weren't an atheist I would say he's a joke. So he doesn't want to set up expectations.

So I've been hanging out with him for I think over three years now. Never given me anything and you don't expect it. He doesn't give you presents unless it makes sense to him. Whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean.

So what he does every year when he goes to visit his family is he'll get like 20 of the same thing and just hand him out to everybody. He got gift cards to islands, restaurants. Which is a hamburger place. And he just handed him out to him.

I'll just get 20 and he ordered them from the waitress and he goes oh great my Christmas shopping is done. So this year he brought him. It's pragmatic. He bought himself silver dollars and he figures oh.

Like real silver dollars. This is the perfect fucking gift. I just hand him out. He just kills his pockets.

He's just kills his pockets. He's so fucking heavy and he hands him out to everybody. So when I saw him after the holidays I'm all had to go and he goes oh it was great. I just hand him out and I said to come across really well I loved him.

It was really good. That's great. And he kind of looks at me and he takes one amount and he goes everybody else got one. Here you go.

Merry fucking Christmas, bitch. That's pretty much what I heard. Make that sound again. This is it.

Here is your first Christmas gift of three years. That just sounds like love. I felt so good all inside. It made me feel so good.

That is. It's got to be worth at least four bucks. What is silver dollars? No, it's like what do you mean?

So the subtext under that is don't expect this next year. This is the one off. That took the effort. You get the island card next year.

Exactly. Even Jesus. That's a burger. Weird part is that's what I love about hanging out with him.

He's just a very unusual guy and he calls it like it is and he will never lie to you. Merry Christmas. Even though sometimes it's the one he said it's here. Everybody else got one.

Oh my god. That's amazing. I don't know where to go. I just wanted to clank.

He's going to hear this. Okay. So something fun because we got to put some sexiness into potato mayhem and some creativity. Because it's a level app we're trying to experiment.

Always trying to do things. What was your name? Guess what we can say on the show? Volca.

Behind you. Don't touch those things that are behind you. Okay. Is that it?

That's why you stopped the show. I was going to refer to them and usually when you refer to them if someone's there, they're like, oh, you mean this and then they pick it up. Just don't. So I tell the girls because yeah, those are anal hooks and I haven't yet cleaned them.

So you're not going to want to. So I mean I mad decided them. See because yeah, see Volca would have been like, oh look, I like these things and he starts sniffing them and you know good weather. And no, they've been mad decided but I just haven't watched them.

And so I had this thing in my head because remember we did the hook pull. I talked about the hook pull that we did and how it was really cool and Bunny really felt the connection. Oh yeah, yeah. So of course, well what's the next level of that?

Oh God. What is the next level of connection and physiology and experiments in the level app? So I said, yes, anal. Yes, thank you.

He knows me. He knows me. So I said, well of course, you know, Bunny's not very anal at all. Trust me, I've been trying.

Very, very little maybe about plugs or whatever. But you know, she'll do certain things for me and that's a kind of begrudge submission. But she volunteered and I said, here's what I want to do. I want to tie both of you together with the anal hooks because there's two of you and I have two hooks.

So that makes sense, right? Put a hook in each and a tie with each other. But what I really wanted to do, I wanted to say how far away can you be from each other? Oh no.

And still feel each other's presence. So you see the door where we're cramps are sitting? Okay. And then you see where Unger is?

Yeah. Okay. So we know that's about 20 feet. So I had a mat on the floor, I'd mats on each side and I put them both down and I put the hooks in.

And you have to be very, it's very much like needles because you can pull on anal hooks. And it's so terrible. But you have to be careful because if you jump up a rip, it can rip and tear and catch you in a knot way or hit you inside somewhere bad. So anal hooks have to be treated with a little bit of care, just like needles or a hook pull.

So that's why I'm like, hey, I want an anal hook pull. And so they're like, well, of course, you know, me was like, I'm down, let's fucking do this shit. Bunny's just like, hey. So which adds to the fun.

So what I did, I set them both up in their sections and I made new, just stay in position, stay there. And then I went and I worked on Bunny and, you know, it took a little while because, you know, she's not very anal. And we got it in and then I tied the rope across the room and I created and I slowly put on, you know, the tension. And it built up and then I finally knotted it off.

I got it into a new and I not in literally there's now a rope 20 feet across the room attached to anal hooks in both these girls. And let me tell you, that was Buddhism because those girls were fucking present. They were absolutely present. There is no way you are not going to be present where if the person 20 feet away moves anyway, you could have a problem.

So it was really it. So sure enough, just like with the regular hook pull, they started, I said, okay, I want you to start working together. And then of course I got to get involved this time. So I got behind, you know, because there was a whole humiliation cook hold thing with Bunny, you know, because she's into that.

And so then I get behind Mew and I start playing with her and whatever and I start calling across the room. I want you to pull and let her feel. And so they were like kind of tugging at each other and it was like swaying back and forth and it's in their fucking asses. And so I get behind and I start, you know, like I start fucking Mew and literally Mew was like, it felt like I was being fucked by both of you, but she was all the way across the room.

And so it was like a whole like kind of mind fuck thing and whatever. But what I didn't realize is, you know, I'm watching Bunny, right? And there's, you know, I loop the rope so there's two halves of the rope. And so I'm seeing her kind of sway into it and I'm looking back and I'm fucking Mew and Mew is just like, ahh!

And I of course put the Hitachi's Wired with extension cords so they can, you know, you got to give him something in the deal, you know. So Mew's like in her moment and I'm seeing Bunny like rock, you know, not big but just rock and I'm like, oh my god, this is totally being anal. This is great and she's, you know, because she can see she's being of service to Mew which she really likes and making sure that she's happy. So she's really, I'm like, she's really pushing herself.

This is great and I'm blind. I can't really see. So it's totally hot and I'm getting all turned on and then of course Mew has this giant orgasm and it was just fucking whatever because it was the hook and me. And she fell bunny and it was great and whatever and you know, putting you down and I go over to Bunny and I'm like, you did really good.

I'm really proud of you. I had no idea and I start going all this praising and then she goes, Daddy, I kind of cheated a little bit. And I'm like, how you cheated fucking anal hooks? So I didn't see that she had reached up and grabbed the other half of the rope and was pulling on it and faking like it was creating tension.

Wow! Oh my god, I'm here to ask! Did she get punished for that? Tell me what you got.

You got it as a daddy, you got to give points for creative fucking avoidance. You, you got it, god damn it. You got to get your keg right, all types on fat life. The deeper in the feed, the whole facade is a big delight.

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Her Pussy Cookies award from last week. No, no, we'll do it. I just wanted to make sure that she, in between when a bit ends, say something. My award.

She doesn't talk like that. She can. She can. And I'll give her her fucking award because apparently just handing it to her wasn't enough.

She needs like a whole presentation. So I don't want to forget and I have it here. Oh, is that what it was? Fat like topic.

Go. Alright, this is for Christmas present. Everyone else got one. Sorry.

Happy New Year's Kathy. We're going to own 218. He says that I go, wow, thank you. Alright, Nuki knows who we've used some of her post before.

She wrote something called Tell the Truth until it doesn't hurt anymore. She says we most often tell lies because we are afraid of what the truth will get us. We don't know how people will react, the hurt of rejection. Yet we get hurt even when we lie.

There's no way to live in love without pain. So I choose to tell the truth. I have told my truth that first tentatively, shyly, quietly, then louder, more sort ofly, even challengingly, demandingly. Now I just tell the truth and I put it out there until it doesn't hurt anymore.

So solemn. It's just so intense. Stop provoking. And here he goes.

Nah, nah, nah. No. Yeah, go ahead. I know what you're going to say.

No, she covered both sides. She covered both sides that it hurts to tell the lie. Unless you're sociopath and you're doing it to actually get away with something and that's a whole fucking other world. But when you're actually lying, omitting, or sugar-coding the truth to spare someone's feelings, that does hurt because you want to be honest.

Because I... No, no, I know. Say what you told me earlier. Go ahead.

I told you something earlier. We talked about this in the kitchen. I don't know. I don't know.

You said that you actually don't want to hear the truth all the time. Oh, yeah. That's what you said. I don't know.

My good glasses. Maybe your notes all feed you the line. So, just feed me my lines. I wish I had a teleprompter.

I really... One day. One day. One day.

Donate to Patreon.com. That's pretty much it. Get me a fucking teleprompter. No.

I really... Sometimes you struggle with that whole giant picture of what reality is and we dedicate ourselves, especially in the King community. We have a lot of us that, hey, this is built on communication and honesty and being forefront. And I just don't always get into that because there's consequences to telling the truth.

Even if it's not my truth, if I'm just telling you a truth about yourself that I'm observing, I know that there's going to be pain-suffering possible consequences, possibly if I don't word the truth in the right way, then you're going to leave because you don't want to deal with that truth. Am I ready to lose that person in my life? I do this... But you're talking about ways of expressing the truth, right?

You're not necessarily talking about that truth. Yeah, but then there's when do you tell the truth? How much of the truth? Because this post kind of comes off like, hey, I do it fuck you.

It's, you know, because I used to be like that and I was a very lonely person for a very long time over it. And so the poster kind of comes off very like, hey, I had to train myself to be brutally honest and I'm going to be brutally honest and I think that's a wonderful discipline. But I don't know if I always want to live in that. And I don't always want to, I don't always want to hear the truth because my realities are fucked up.

I talk on this show all the time about how fucked up I am and the stupid stuff and my character defects, but there is always a level that I hold myself at. So self-deprecating to me is a matter of pride. That helps me kind of protect myself against being hurt from some of the deeper truths of how fucked up I really am. And I know that because I've been so honest on this show about so many things, there's some people that have put two and two together and they know that I'm just a scared little fucking bitch, you know?

And I don't know if I always want to hear that. That's why I like hate mail because it forces me in a controlled environment to go, okay, I'm going to deal with my hate now. And I'm going to listen to what this person says and I'm going to see if there's any truth to it or if they're just but her. You want to hear the truth on your terms?

I want to hear the truth on my terms. What does that mean? And that makes me feel weak. But you have to protect yourself.

You can't just run around telling everybody, hey, everybody tell me the truth. What do you think about me? I mean, the truth is always going to be there. Whether or not you decide to express it, it's up to you, how you decide to express it, it's up to you.

And you're right, you have to have tapped. Or you will go through life a very lonely person. For her, it might work for her. You know, I actually do know people who just go out and tell the truth.

And then there are the assholes who tell you the truth, whether you ask them or not. Like nobody wants to hear your truth, wait until somebody asks for it. But I actually agree with her. I want the truth from people.

I am afraid of it. It sears the shit out of me and there's a lot of times that I don't want to hear it. But I want it. I want it and I want to hear it just like she says until it doesn't hurt anymore.

Because that pain, it doesn't last forever. It hurts like a motherfucker when it first comes out. When the words come out and they hurt you so much you just doubled over in pain. But it doesn't last forever.

Or at least it doesn't have to last forever if you don't let it. At some point you've got to just look at yourself and say, how long am I going to carry? If you're a healthy mature courageous person you will do that. There are some people who I have encountered this unfortunately on the wrong side who will ask for the truth and hold it against you for the rest of their lives.

And you'll learn never to be truthful with them again. That doesn't make you a liar. It just means you're being careful about who you tell the truth to. But don't you think that if you're telling you're the truth giver, you're the truth receiver, sometimes I know for me like I relate to Boogie with how he does things because that's kind of how I like to do.

And then I need to process it. And then I need to figure a way to get over it. Sometimes people that are telling you the truth don't allow you the minute and the time you need to process. And they want to talk about it now.

How are you feeling? Fuck you. I don't want to talk to you about it right now. Spoon feed it to me a little.

I just did that. I actually just bunny and I had some experiences last night in our visit that were very, very tumultuous and very hard. And there were some very strong truths in there. And I said we need to talk to, you know, we'll talk tomorrow about this and we dealt with it a little bit then.

We knew there was more things to deal with. So there is, I'm a very big advocate of we're going to get to the truth. But it's okay if that is a process that maybe takes a little while. So you can meet someone where they're at in order for them to be able to take it because I don't know about everyone in this room.

Apparently I have a post later that'll read that apparently shows how fragile I am. But I sometimes need to survive. And sometimes my survival is based on how much I take before I get overwhelmed. Because I have a head that'll take me straight to negativity.

You piece of fucking shit. You're a bad person. You should kill yourself. So I have to kind of sometimes as weak as it may sound.

Hey, that's that's where I am. I need a little bit of time to process something. So when I deal with my partners, I kind of, you know, you can set up to them. Hey, we have some truths that we need to deal with.

They may not be flattering. But we're going to get to those and then let's take a little bit and then kind of you have to listen to each other and see, okay, this person has taken a good amount of information. We don't have to give them all the information as long as you're in that process. And sometimes if I know that if I was just blunt and said everything that I'm feeling, I'm very reactionary and angry, they would just, I can't handle this.

This is fucking crazy. I'm going to leave. Yeah, but you know, Kuga brings up a good point. Yeah.

Because a lot of times we hear the topic of truth and we think, well, you have to learn how to take truth and you have to learn how to accept it and deal with it and process it. But on the other side, not everybody knows how to tell the truth. And sometimes that person needs to be educated on how to do it right. Because we don't know how to tell the truth.

We don't know how to do it constructively. We don't know how to do it kindly or productively. And so I have actually had in the past a conversation with a friend who was going to tell me, and I understand how I came off sounding like an asshole, but I was actually trying to make it a productive conversation because this person was coming after me. You do this and you and I had to stop them after a while and say, you know, you keep talking like that, I'm going to walk out.

We need to wonder if it's going to get anything out of this. So instead of saying, you do this, why don't you just start by saying, this is how I feel. This is how I'm perceiving what's happening because that is way more constructive. So be prepared for a steep learning curve if you're not somebody who's used to telling the truth.

Because if you're not used to telling the truth, just like you said earlier, you will end up learning it out there doing it horribly. And you will end up with no friends. And sometimes your truth isn't actually a truth that you're telling them. Sometimes your truth is just based on your butt hurt.

So sometimes before you just blurt out what you're doing, I'm on a school this motherfucker, you know, before that comes out. I'm not saying I haven't been guilty of that. And I had some information come back that wasn't a truth. I was just a butt hurt asshole.

But sometimes it's good to evaluate, is this coming from a place of anger? Is this coming from vengeance? From me feeling righteous like this person didn't follow my script, which I get with my girls all the time because they're not highly submissive women. Oh, no, they're not.

They're much more educated than me. I'll mention that in a little bit. So they do add a head and they do think and they do listen and have facts that are better at what you call than me. So sometimes when you're going to school someone about what you think is a truth, sometimes it's not bad to wait a day or so maybe write some notes.

This is true. And this is why I'm such a big fan of using the words, this is how I feel. This is what I perceive. Because they're not absolutes and they allow the conversation to begin because if someone says, well, this is the way I took what you said and correct me if I'm wrong, I am much more open to listening to what you're saying than if you were to come up to me and say, you're a fucking asshole because the way you just did that sucked and you need to go back to fucking school.

And learn some manners. The conversation is over. It's only to be defensive and you're not going to win. But you know what?

It's also a truth. It's also when you're protecting your boundaries too. Because I'm reminded of a few months ago when we were going to play. You had made it very clear what time I needed to be here.

And it was a terrible day. It was a terrible day. I was late. And it was one of those members only nights that was super crowded.

You guys have a long drive. We had a long drive. And Kathy came up. She knew she hurt me, but she still had to speak her truth.

And I respected her in the way that she gave it to me. We talked later, a week later, you know, and everything was fine. It changed nothing between us other than she said her boundaries. She said her truth and I received it well because of the way it did her.

It's still hurt. I was still mad because that a bad day. But it changed nothing between us because of the way that she prefaced it and the way that she delivered it. And that's a great example.

And I'm glad it didn't hurt you that badly because of the roughness. And by the way, bit fucking shank. Switch, blade in the gut. But that's true from both ends.

It's hard to say. It's hard to receive. So truth, no matter which side of the coin you're on, it's the tough thing. So now that we talked about telling truth and how to tell the truth.

I mean, because lies are a supply and demand business in some cases. And at what point do you not tell the truth to someone? Because there's been plenty of people. Does this dress make me look fat?

Does this all these you're fishing? Are you fishing for truth? You're fishing for validation. When is that time?

I can't pretend that I always tell the truth. I can't tell the truth. I always tell the truth. I will lie all the time.

I just tend to think that this is a supply and demand industry. As you said earlier, it is about self preservation. And just because I have a truth doesn't mean that you deserve it or that you're going to get it. Now we're getting real motherfucker.

That's why I started with saying that the truth is there. The truth is never going to go away whether you decide to say it or not. How you decide to say it or not is entirely up to you. So yeah, there are times when I'm not going to tell you just because you want to know.

Sometimes you don't even want to know. I'll keep my mouth fucking shut. Or I know you're well enough that you don't really want to hear the truth. So I'll say, yeah, that dress doesn't make you look fat.

Are we going to call it positive or are we going to call it survival? Because ultimately you're not giving the opportunity to implode or whatever. You're making that choice for them. But that lie becomes about me.

I'm not talking about a cheating lie where I'm hurting you or manipulating. I'm talking about where you're asking me an opinion about what I think. And I'm like, you really aren't the fucking stable of a motherfucker. But I know if I tell you that in a fragile moment, that's not.

And you know what? You're okay. You're okay. Just stick with that.

So is that a bad thing? No, I think it's a really good thing. You know, huh? That's a microphone.

You're going to speak into it. I'm in there. Yeah. Okay.

So I completely agree with you that they're both of you that they're sometimes we just don't need to be telling the truth because I think sometimes ultimately a truth can hurt somebody if they're in a fragile state like you're saying. For me, I tend to explode and get extremely violent. And a lot of times people don't want to see that. So I'm sure my friends and family lied to me quite a bit.

And I'm probably pretty appreciative of that because it could be a fucking train wreck. And I think it's good if we as friends recognize these, I guess, weaknesses in other people. And I think that that is more loving sometimes than telling them they look great in that red dress when they don't or they do or whatever. I think there's a difference between lying to somebody and being discreet.

Like in the situation of does this make me look fat? The answer would probably be that dress just does not work. Let's find something that works. You know, or am I a bad person?

It's like, yes, I'm sorry. I'm talking about you as a rhetorical story. I'm not that bad. I'm just fucking with you.

Oh, true. No, you know what? He's right because there are times when people have asked me when we're sitting down with a friend or family member and we're having what we know is going to be an intense talk. And I'm glad we came out with something that is a very general question.

I will ask them to phrase that again in another way, be more specific because I'm not going to answer the question in my bad person. What are you referring to? Be specific and I will give you a specific answer. That's another good that you can use when you're going to be talking about tough things.

So yeah. I'm glad you threw the other half in there so we don't all come off as pure, you know, because we're all lines. We're all lines that's the shit when it comes down to it. We're good.

That was a good post. Very good. Oh my God. Did she just yell something?

Yes, mix. Can you please go over to the microphone? Go. Get your fucking ass over there.

Princess. So now mix was it last week? Two weeks ago. It was two weeks ago.

Okay. So two weeks ago you and you held hands lovingly together while you were assaulted lovingly with cookie dough, pussy cookies and you made your pussy cookies. I just want to say thank you. I think it was a great episode.

Hundreds and thousands of millions or hundreds of people. Very small hundreds. Dozens. Really would like to get that number.

If you know Ellen DeGeneres or any other major talk show that you could get us on to boost our numbers, at www.probodabuckast.com. But you were on and so a lot of people heard that. We really appreciate that. But you of course wanted a more special presentation unlike any other person I've ever given this award to.

Which is a tremendous presentation. You demand your presentation. So, okay. No, there's never music.

Do some shit. He's getting up. He's going to do something. Wow.

You have to face. God. You suck at this. Okay.

What is he doing? Yeah. Have you appropriate time? Okay.

And then... Here we go. Hahahaha. Mary, Mary, bitch.

Hahahaha. Break my ear down because I broke your hand. Hahahaha. Oh my goodness.

As the gong strikes so does your vagina. Wilts with cookie pleasure. Hahahaha. Thou hath we stole at the pondine thou this shit.

Hahahaha. With thine award of thy pussy cookies. Cathy please present the sluts with her award. Hahahaha.

Thank you very much. Oh, everyone else got one. You may as well get one. Oh, are you happy now?

Okay. Now we have to check in with Unger because we have yet to find out what's going on in the chat room. Unger. What the hell?

Sir Hacklot. Sir Hacklot. Sir Hacklot. Sir Hacklot from Hacklot from there.

Hello there. How's it going? Jesus is sick. I don't know.

He uses that. I'm glad only he uses that. I'm going through a bottle of each. Jesus Christ.

What's going on in the chat room? We're talking about a lot of blood. Various types of blood. Micro blood.

I don't know what happened here. We're talking about blood glitter at one point. What? Yeah.

Glitter. Glitter. Well, glitter boobs led to blood glitter. It's been a weird time.

Okay, wait. If you took a glass vial, go with me on this under. And you put heparin, isn't heparin the stuff that helps blood not coagulate? It's a thinner.

If you put heparin, it'll keep it liquidly, liquidy, and then you can put glitter in the blood and you can actually shake it up and it'd be like a fucking blood snow globe. Well, then we're also thinking sprinkles and blood. It's sugar sprinkles. Yeah.

Like donut blood sprinkles. Yeah. It's been kind of a weird night, but the quote of the night so far has to go to Princess Daugty. We were talking about the anal fishing or the butt fishing, and they were kind of explaining what it was.

And her response to that was, I wish I had two buttholes. So she could pull against herself. That's a good quote. So she could keep one clean.

So she could have fun with one while doing bodily functions with the other. Oh, that's very OCD. It's incredibly OCD. Do you like how he has his minion, Akitan?

Did you guys post that picture? Well, Akitan brought under an outfit. It looks like a giant onesie. What was the character?

What was the character? Wait, what's the character from my neighbor Totoro? It looks hysterical. It's got a tail and ears and it's just we're going to post a picture.

Okay, wait, younger. Yes. You know, you have me watch, you know, anime's now. Okay, you ready?

I'm going to do this. It's only younger and a few people. I'm like, okay, you ready? Daddy?

Finally? Finally! A four-middle Alchemist! Finally!

A four-middle Alchemist! A four-middle Alchemist! What's going on helping you with this? You.

Wasn't that a lovely episode? That was a good episode. And then it gets on now. We're like, I'm like 13 or 14 now.

So, I know there's like 60 of them. Yeah. But full metal, okay, Kathy. You're not here.

We got a sober dollar here. There. Every now. Every now, every time.

Every now, every time. No, full metal Alchemist is like considered one of the top ever anime series in there. And it is, I got to admit, a pretty good fucking series. Yeah.

And a lot of fun. But it's got one of the most messed up scenes in all of anime ever. I really wasn't that blown away by, I just was like, yeah, it's fucked up. It is!

I think if you think of it morally, it is a morally reprehensible kind of, should we tell them? Yes. I was, I was, I forget how old I was, but I was like, I guess if you're young, you'd be like that's fucked up. Oh, but younger and I was like, wow, that's kind of screwed up.

So the military has like state magicians are called state alchemists. And there's all sorts of plots and sub-level. I won't get into that. So to be an alchemist, you can perform magic and things like that.

And then there's this one kind of scientist guy and he can't really perform, un-girl correct me if I'm wrong. But he knows science and he kind of bullshit it his way because it's kind of a thing. He was poor and he had his daughter and the daughter had this big fluffy dog and then the wife died or something. And so he couldn't make ends meet and so he bullshitted his way into becoming one of these state alchemists.

So he always has to come up every year for this review to do this incredible kind of thing to keep that level. And so he was like complete stress case because he couldn't find it. And so the heroes were playing at staying at his house and were learning some of their back story and whatever. And they were getting very attached to the daughter and the dad and they were all doing stuff together.

And then all of a sudden the heroes come back and they're like, hey, where is everyone? And there's this weird kind of dog thing there. And so in order to keep his place as state alchemist, he actually merged his dog and his daughter together to become this mongoloid fucking dog thing that just looked completely like unethical, whatever, to try to keep his status as state alchemist and impress them because he didn't tell them that it was his fucking daughter that he fucked up whatever. And so it just was this weird mop-y looking dog.

How much is this? No, you can't do it. No, no, that's it. You killed your daughter.

You killed your horse. So all of a sudden it's like this dog comes up and it's like, daddy. It was awesome. It was awesome.

And so that is widely regarded as one of the most fucked up things to do. And that he merged his daughter in a dog. Why is it so bad? It was a happy dog.

Sure. Scratch it. It wasn't happy. It wanted to die.

It was in a lot of pain. Oh, God. You speak into the microphone after me. You heard me have ever wanted to.

I don't know. I thought the dog looked happy. It was cute. That was cute.

That was in that earlier. That is, yes. Daddy. Let me try.