Anyway, we're back. You're back. I am back. Yeah, I've been supposed to get a number of refered, didn't I?
This is some crazy shit on the wall. I'm trying to appeal to more of a younger market now. You know, it's this neon shit. I didn't tell you that I was.
I must have said you did for this particular moment. So far, I was there. It was a couple of weeks back. When I had a point when my dad had a word of his locals.
They had Sahara nuts. They had Sahara nuts, but I saw it as I was leaving. I was going to get you mad. Oh, man.
And they've probably been there since the 90s as well. They look pretty slick. They had this little pot. But on it as well.
I don't know if it's on or next to it. Yeah. But they had the pots. You know, the classics of Sahara and that branded pot.
They would give to you, which is nice. So we'll have to go there. Somewhere in head in. I don't think anyway, like that was even thing was even a thing anyway.
It's a thing. I can still see it. Maybe you'd see it. Maybe anything in it.
But you're like an on the bar just old turned off to put it anywhere. This was quite slick at a nice fancy garden. The pipe was probably like seven quid. It's a classic nice pub.
Yeah, it's a hard one. Well, there you go. I'll put it on the list. Go over to get some nuts.
You don't even pot nuts mate. It's the horror. You know it. That'd be our worst place to travel to.
But we'd just travel it every day. I said that. Once they've gone there, we'd eat them. They'll not be in there.
That's fine. That could be a little game. Just go there too. No one's saying that bag is the horror.
It's not the bag. No one's saying that. You're saying that you're going to get it from a hang wall. That's like, they're coming over.
But would you buy it? I suppose you could take the piss. But I'll just go. Oh yeah.
Just travel in there. Travel in there. It's a beef. It's a hard one.
It's a hot one. There you go. There you go. There you go.
We're not there now. No, no, no. So we're better now. You're better now.
You're better now. You're better now. The Turbo Tavern. The new improved Turbo Tavern.
All new, all new, all different Turbo Tavern. I've got the TubeBox now. And that plays all the kids' music. I've heard you're going to do a...
There's going to be the TubeBox playing soon on the Turbo Tavern. Soon, they'll be. Yeah. All the favourites.
I've got your Gwen Stefani's on there. You've got FCO, any Tunes. FCO on there. I've got the Backstreet Boys there on there.
Nice. All the kids' music. I've got a... He's on there.
Nazz, he's on there. All the kids' music's on there. They fucking love it. He's 17.
He's 17. They're on there 24-7. And obviously, you see from Mario's, Mega Man's. Metroid's.
Metroid's. Turtles in Time. Master Masters. He's on there.
He's on there. He's playing Nazz. He's just in the background. He's just literally a little bit there.
He's just like a fucking music's brilliant now mate. It's not as if we see it. It's like so fus and she has a kid's. It's like in a fucking sofa.
It's been back. It's been back. One inflatable blurt ones. You know?
I've got three parts. If you have a bag on it or something, that's why you can't smoke and have much more. So, you're alone smoking, right? You're alone smoking, right?
That's probably it though. You didn't do a next. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's it.
Poachers on the wall are like, I don't think it's a Lamborghini. Go around and say it's purple. No, it's only purple. It's a purple Lamborghini.
I go on and say it's like a gl Secret of a Dark. I've got a one that's going to have a black light. So, you know, depending on where the lights are off. Or I've got a black light on.
Or I've got a black light on. I've got a black light on. Depending on where we are off. Or I've got a black light on.
Yeah, different images. That sort of shit the kids like me. Neon. And you know, black lights and shit.
This goes and shit. There's no one to me. Yeah, Kevin. It's a lot of Kevin and a bad shit.
Yeah. So yeah, that's what I've been doing. So you must have a new menu now, man. I've got all a new menu.
All new. All now, man, you've got a few today. So you must be starting to stop with something that's really new and... I imagine this is probably...
If I'll be honest, this is probably pretty. Anyone have seen or heard of this? Yeah. I have to go all night and my sources.
I'm getting some deep, deep, deep dive in. But have you ever heard of Hooch? Have you ever heard of a thing called Hooch? Yes.
You haven't had any of your accounts. Well, I've got you. I've heard of it for a long time. I've got you.
Listen, how about Blue Hooch? Blue Hooch, mate. Yeah. It's like Hooch.
They just put some food coming there. How's that taking on your tits? So it's like a Blue WKD. Yeah.
Which is a... You know, who took inspiration from Hooch? Yeah. They're taking inspiration from back.
Don't it back. Because they're WKD. Are they still... Can you say why that?
I'm not looking for them. I'm not going down the alcohol aisle. Just looking at alcohol. I'm looking like you just go to that small, little small...
I know where I need to go. Yeah. I'll be at my beer for a bit. The IPA section though, that you're kind of always sometimes your fight with someone else there.
You've got their trolley in front of you. You want to be in front of it? That's like, that mate. Mate, I know you're just...
You want to just protect this over. You're not going to buy anything. You've got your beers in your basket. I'm here looking for something.
I want to get on it. I'm here to buy. Yeah. I always, whenever I'm in there, I always being at the exact same point that I've got you stocking it.
So it's like... I'm going to be in the back of the beer. Well, this is the easiest one to stack. This one's a bastard to get out of boxes.
Oh, that's one of this is lussy. Wait, wait, what do you... This is... What colour would you...
Is that cyan, mate? Is that just pure cyan blue? It's blue, ain't it? It's very blue.
I mean, it's pretty much like a blue WKD in a gaz right now. It's got a hit on a note. Ooh, that smell better than WKD, don't it? It's tropical, ain't it?
That smell's good. Got polyn apple. Oh, that's good, man. That's ongoing.
Well, sugary. Yeah, it's that's sugary. It's that sugary. It's sugary on the tea, Bennett.
Ooh, you can taste that on the back of the tea. But it's like a, you know, appetizing, you know, just get yourself... It's a table, it's warm, then it gets them ready. Would you call it in the...
I suppose you have an apple, isn't it? In Italian restaurants, do you have the cheeky... Oh, a digestive. Yeah, yeah.
You have an apple tea for the game, wouldn't you? Is this an apple? This is an apple tea for the game? No, it's an apple.
It's an apple tea for the game. It's an apple tea for the game. It's an apple tea for the game. No, it's an apple tea for the game.
It's an apple tea for the game. It's a party starter. Yeah, it wouldn't go all going to blazed him when you go to Tesco. Don't get excited when you see him.
Yeah, take it. I mean it's like a fork. A fork, fork. That's right.
If you do get a fork packet like that, like pour it in a bucket of vodka and a bottle of gin. That's a butter party. Oh, it's an engine fucking... What's it got one in the cocktail?
You know, the cans of cocktail fucking fruit. Yeah, chat with me. Shut the fock and punch me. Shut the skittles in there.
Why not? Yeah, shut the skittles in there. What would you... Skittles, wine gums...
Would you want it to flow? Because we're skittles just sink to the bottom. Yeah, but they're also absorbing when they get real fat slimy. And like, you'll be with your punch scooping it out and making sure you get to them and putting it to the glass.
Can I not? You're absolutely right. You have to make it apart of the punch. Yeah, but it's just all slimy and just breaking.
Can I have the other one? No, you'll get me a bit. No, you'll get me a bit. The other one's in it.
Yeah, the other one. You don't deserve a green one. I like a green one, man. Red and black.
No, red and black are dead from my favourite. But I like a green on the side as well. I'm not offended by a green. Like a lot of green shit, no no no.
Yeah, you start that green hoodie for years. That's what all came. My love of life came from me. Where in the green hoodie?
Fair enough, mate. You bring it back, really? Is it up green hoodie? Yeah.
Let's get back to my old homo Simpson gimmick. You know, just a prototype look. Just the same every day. Yeah, I might just start doing that.
Just buy the same t-shirt, the same trousers, and the same top. If I can home it seems to me it's easier than I guess. Even though, just do it. Just get a white polo shirt.
Yeah, white polo, a genie. Nah, it's your genie. Sure it would be my genie. Yeah, yeah.
Go for some dickies or something. I was like, I was like, I reckon it was Sean of the Genes. You reckon? He's like, he wears it to work.
So he hasn't got to be smart. No, he's got to be like a, I'm sorry, I reckon it's more of a tuck of a genie. He's a big man as well. No, no, no, no.
Right, let us know. Yeah, right, let us know. Right, let us know. It's good though.
I like it. Yeah. It's nice and tangy, mate. It's got someone about it.
I reckon. Yeah, that's got to be about it. I reckon if you were hanging, you obviously got slaughtered the night before, and you needed something the next day, you know, because you've got to get back into it, you've got to get back in there. That's got to give you like a buzz.
That's surely got to be a good one, sir. I think it would boost you initially, but if you didn't take, you know, use that quickly. You've got to use that fast to get another beer down. Yeah.
That's on your bedside table. You end up looking like that on your bedside table. That's your right. That's your right.
Brush your teeth. Yeah, exactly. Then get yourself down to a pub. Again, it's the lunch sometimes.
That's it. Oh, it's not your stick to the side. Yeah, it's not your right. Oh, it's not your right.
Oh, come on. Right. Right, maybe. You could have a good advice.
Yeah. I do like your punch idea better. You see those videos that avoid Instagram or YouTube or whatever. Probably all of them.
Yeah. He does the swivel. I'm swivel it up man. He does the vortexes and just makes the most room to drink ever.
The tipsy bar tender guy. I don't know what it is. I think I do know who's going. I'm swivel it up.
Swivel it up. Put some more vodka. It's like ooze drink. You just kind of get people like how drunk to then, you know, you can do it because how can you drink it?
Yeah. You just pour like 15 litres of vodka into that fucking kitchen sink. Then swivel it. And it swivel it and shut some fucking food on top of that.
I mean, I like, you know, I would drink it. I don't go. I don't go. You go to the house party and that's just in the sink.
I'm not being, I'll think you clean your sink. Yeah. Because you've made that punch in there. And it's like, I did sort of wash it up first and then made the punch.
It's a tea bag, so you can put a couple of potato peelings and a little bit of the gable of laze sort of flowing in there. Yeah, but that's just part of the punch. It's called kitchen sink punch. You know, I mean, I will drink it.
Yeah. But I might stick to my, my tiny red ones. I'll put it with me. Yeah.
Well, that was a nice drop mate. I did enjoy it. Keeps your perky. Keeps your perky.
It's pineapple, mango and lime, I think. Yeah. It was quite, it was tropical bungee, wasn't it? It's a good kind as well mate.
It's got the classic huge logo with some nice little things on it. Like it's catching right in it. Like if you're, if you're like 15, 16, E12, Wayne, you can catch your eye in it. I mean, that's his target audience.
So 12 gold kids and 42 gold men. The bad thing they put alcoholic on there as well. Like they're saying that we're putting on there to protect the kids. You'll put on there so the kids drink.
Exactly. And I like the fact it's called chopper Cade as well. Like, like, that's a chopper Cade. Chopper Cade.
Chopper Cade. Wait, wait, wait. That's enough. She's not against him fully.
Moving on now. Well, we have got a real beer now. We have a real beer now. We have a IPA now.
We've got back to good stuff. We've got a blood rush. It's about time. West Coast IPA.
Now this is a renegade brewery. Times the Amazons. Have you heard of them? No.
Before you crack it mate. Just keep the listeners waiting. Can't one crack it though. Just wait a second.
What are your thoughts on like a lot of these kind of like co-labs? Like, what's the point? What's the point? What we saying that, because it's brewing somewhere.
Surely that should be the main name on the tip. I think normally you'll get one of them all. We'll just ask one of the other ones if they want to do something together. I guess it's the way.
Because if like say, renegade brewery was massive down south and the Amazons were really big up north. It's a bit like how we do something together and then it would probably introduce that up to the other area. If you say something, you might not stock these beers. Because you normally stock your local beers.
You get your brand and you're going to get them tested up down the country. But even if you get a lot of tested over cross different areas. They have different beers from their area. Oh yeah, definitely.
So imagine it's a way to, because then you can obviously order online and ship. But I've also seen a lot of people like American one, won't they? Or a European one or something. So you get like a UK brew, a co-op, but sometimes I think it's different fun.
But I guess sometimes they do it as like a sprint day. Same as when you fucking do stuff like on Instagrams and shit when they do fucking influencers and Tiktokers do shit together. It's just a wide-knit fucking profile surely. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Must be that. Because I was thinking is it possible that they were combining to spread the cost a little bit. Obviously they got pumped out of the get it, the test goal, whatever. Or wherever they're selling it.
Two smaller companies come together. It's not much of a big gamble with them. I'm having so much producers. That's probably why you get some more sort of obscure thing.
Not when you do a colab, they say, well, let's make this beer. Because then if it fucks up, you sort of everyone's a bit more protected. So if they did the fucking, I don't know, think about the crazy comedy. Like when you get one, it's like all even pick and fucking sour.
Shit like that. Or anything less colab on that one. Because then we can sort of, we can share the cost and it's not really, if it goes down the drain, a bit more protected. If it fucking flies off the shelves, we'll make it right one a week later.
And you'll probably say, well, that's just that colab, you won't remember the people in colab. You would go, like, that's it. And then when they, I was a bit laugh when it was a bit laugh when he did that. But it was good.
Then you were, oh yeah, I remember the renegade boys and kids doing that and the Davosans. So yeah, so I might have to mix that sort of game really in it. Not against it, it's just an interesting concept. And it's like, yeah, it's just a quite strange concept.
But like you were saying, it's people coming in, it's just people coming in, it's just people coming in, blowing up a little bit. Yeah, a little bit in that role. It's normally like a story going in there. So they say, we've teamed up with blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, because we like this stuff.
And they always come in a long time and that sort of shit. Yeah, exactly. Well, what's this whoopsie? We got a little whoopsie whoopsie whoo for it.
That should be the name of our big, we have a big, we have a big whoopsie whoo. I love that one. That's every tab in whoopsie whoopsie whoo. So there we go.
Oh, copper. Yeah, nice orange colour there. I think that's a nice golden colour. Nice head as well on it mate.
It's a nice, uh, nice fizzy head on there. There we go. Now like I said, this one says, the Amazon's blood rush. Just a classic West Coast hops give a citrus and tropical backbone balanced by English.
English mulch for England. Booling barcher. Booling barcher. You can say you can definitely get your nose run.
That's mulley. Right, it's mulley, isn't it? More mulley than I'd expect for West Coast. But it is the colour of it, that suggested would be a mulley.
Yeah, it's very almost amber, isn't it? Almost like a classic, a classic pub point. Yeah. It's lighter than I thought it'd be as well from there.
Long line, I thought it'd be. That is a pub point. That is a pub point mate. That is a really good beer.
That is, it's a really good beer. It's a mulley copper. Yeah. That's a really good beer.
Yeah, that would suit to be a brand. A brand, a brand, a brand. A brand, a brand. No, it's not.
Or you're going to kick the clear bottle because it's coloured good. No, true, yeah. But that would be nice. If we didn't do the turban, we just went down the old swan mate.
That would be a nice point. If you'd have got that all of that up and that was called to you, you'd be loving it. Yeah, you'd be happy with that. Yeah.
And it's nice and chilled as well mate. I like that. It's nice. I can't do it.
It's nice. It's chilled. I think you could drink that not chilled. It's just a fresh and fresh.
It's nice. It's nice. I wasn't expecting it. I wasn't expecting it.
That's because I can say I've not heard of Renegade or Diamn's. Renegade does ring a bell note. I'm not sure if we have that. We might have done it.
We're terrible. Remember what episode? Do you want to do? Remember what episode?
Remember four beers. What's your favourite beer you've had? They're saying four that we always say because they don't want you to be a member. Remember what?
No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. That's not listening and writing that note.
I think one of the episodes, we did like ten beers one time as well. I can't see if we're that. No. It's not worth it.
Check if we're done. When it's over time seven. There's a three-part one. That was terrible.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That one is a great one.
Yeah. Now more thanks. Just go ahead. Look, we cut that out.
So he's getting our rider, four squatch ins, bag of skittles, four blue boots, two bottles of vodka and a bottle of gin. Wow, nice. They're gonna get you in the sink, get those swelled up, four seconds in, beautiful. I'm into that.
Yeah, I would, I like the hooch. If you bought a four pack of that, you would be, oh yeah, if you could easily drink a four pack of that, that's not gonna take your T-file. But I think you were cherishing it a little bit, so if you weren't buying a four pack, you wouldn't, I don't think you'd put a joint about when drink called it, maybe you weren't. It's hard when I keep talking.
You want to be able to not do it. Yeah, but if you had, it's like if you had four or boogaloo, it's an extra boogaloo. Yeah. Could you not, not drink them?
No, but I think that's the same before. Those are easy drinking just, just perfect little, especially when it's like little free-ferties, stubby. Just four and a half just goes too easy, don't it? Whether it is the boogaloo or the crush-hour order, fucking, what's the new one you're on now?
The Rudolph neon dream. I'm not talking about it on you, either. Yeah. He said it's a good little four pack.
Yeah, if you see it pick up, it's a nice, it's almost like the cause of an IPL. It's super easy to drink. Yeah, four and a half, but anything, four and a half in a sunny day, four and a half in watching fucking Corey. Whatever you want, it's a four pack.
I think I had four pack at that crush-hour and I was just, I was just spoiled about film. That's fucking good. Combined together, it was a lovely one. Yeah, that sounds good.
I mean, we had a crush-hour on the, on the train or was it? It was a train, it wasn't a train. Yeah, yeah, but that, yeah. And it was a good morning train beer.
Yeah, it is, yeah, it's actually a good morning train beer, yeah. Moved on it, we've won the old buildings. Yeah. Ah, that's right, I saw a dog.
Saw a little boxer dog. Did see a lovely boxer dog. He did a doggy. Well, let's listen, so we went to the Tony Rebel Rebel Fest.
Oh, yeah? 2023. 2023, yeah. And it was, it was rather good, wouldn't it, mate?
Right, but I had a lovely time, yeah. Do you remember the bit? My favourite bit, the whole day is, we got some lovely burgers, right? Me, Matt and Ben, Q up, these lovely burgers.
Greasy burgers, but beautiful. Must have never been in there. Pissed all over our hands, this must have never been. They're maddies, lovely little dog.
And it was a nice dog, and we did want to stroke it. But if you saw the way that Matt was stroking it, it was definitely cleaning his hands on a dog. That was happening. We were both enjoying it, a doggy was getting stroked, and he was getting covered in grease, and mustard, juice and shit.
He's having a lot of stuff going around in here. And it was a nice dog, and it was nice to touch the dog, but it was a bit of, you straighten my back home. But greasy in yours. Yeah, we knew what we were doing.
It's a beautiful appreciation, he was happy. The dad was just watching me do it. Well, he's stroking. It's a weird way of robbing that dog.
No, it's not, as a normal way to stroke the dog, rubbing your hands up and down on the back of your hands. That's a rubber dog. It was a good day though. That's my favourite part.
100%. Yeah. We had some good beers there. There's a fucking plenty of beers there to try.
It's crazy. Too many to remember, but there were some strong ones, and we were kind of, we did well not to go. We didn't hit too many of them. Forget about one.
We had one each. Yeah. We didn't have those, like the ESP and the English, A1, especially, we had a lot of guns. Back to A1, fucking range, that was nice.
Really good, yeah. You and Ben, all of the other ones that I would have preferred to have at that time, they had the goal now, which is a beautiful job. But to be a part of it, I got the old ESP, but that is close to a six or a six or something. Yeah, it was top tier high level.
It was in there, but it was all the depth of flavour. You kind of sometimes trick yourself thinking, you know, you can only have a crush out. You just got to dig yourself. You can only have a crush out in the morning, but you can have your body in the morning really.
I mean, it's not a danger, it's a point. You can do what you want, because you're trying to help you. You can have what you want. You can only have this, but you can actually also have whatever you want.
That's always saying. That's always saying. Yeah, you better just have this, but you can have whatever you want to have. But it wasn't good, I wouldn't recommend it to listeners.
£25. Can't do that. Great atmosphere. No one's a no bed.
There was literally no knowledge there. So that's already you paid £25 to go somewhere to guarantee. Not so many fucking knowledge. It's the same vibe.
Every time I've been there, it's the same vibe. It's that good, just everyone's having a good time. They won't have a beer, but they're not getting carried away. It was just charming.
No, I think as well is, everyone will chat, but no one's sort of half the chat, you can talk to someone if you want to, someone will come over and eat and have a little bit of a bounce about a beer. But you don't feel inclined, you can then just be like, oh, well, I'll give you one of me. And then that's it, I've done it. A slip and slip out, mate.
A slip and slip out. It's all good. Sometimes you want to slip in and then it feels good. Stay slipped.
Yeah, but that's what that's going to look like. And then if you want to slip out at any time, because you could even stay with someone for up an hour and then slip out. And that's fine as well. Yeah, no one's bothered.
That is a good vibe. I can go back next year. Oh, definitely. We'll take the old, we'll take the microphone.
I think it ruined it. I think we would ruin it as well if we took ourselves. It's better off just as we're going to this is about it with you. And then you look and go and experience yourself next year.
We'll see you later next year. Come over and stay. We're not wearing a toilet. Go on.
You were a toilet. Yeah. We're slipping out now. Slipping slip out, see?
That's it. It was a good day. So we do recommend it. Yes, it's easy to get to as well.
Newport is a very, and also let's just remember, mate, the Sunday session at the Newport pub was nearly as good. Oh, yeah. It was lovely. It was fun.
Lovely little bit of sun. Just had a little fry up. They do good Sunday lunches. I don't know.
We didn't have it. No, I'll cry. Yeah. The table behind us.
We're struggling. We're not going to tell them that too many of you like before. We didn't join themselves. They weren't trying to get on it when they started with a coconut.
Yeah, they didn't. And there was a lot of food. They went there. It was a lot of fucking meat and fucking Yorkshire's and roast.
I mean, they looked fucking dead in the fucking pews. No, I didn't even have what I had to say. Most of it. Whatever I could get into Yorkshire.
Oh, yeah. Or you could just. You can get. I was thinking, you know, you could have got like a Yorkshire wrap.
They do Yorkshire wraps as well. I kind of overheard some talking about that. If I'd have seen someone eat it, I'd definitely would have caught it. I mean, you know, we ate twice anyway.
So we weren't a big deal. We could have definitely had a Yorkshire wrap. But I didn't want to, I didn't want to Sunday lunch. You weren't that day for a Sunday lunch?
No, we had that. I mean my only brunch it was. Keep plugging out. I feel like I've really enjoyed it.
Cafe Drago. Cafe Drago. Yeah. In New Bogan.
No, I love you breakfast. Sweet corn fritters, fucking beans, salter and a fucking couple of poached eggs. Yeah. Gawkamogad, avocado and rachia is a lot of mums fresh as fuck.
I had the classic filling which made it was still fresh. It wasn't a greasy spoon, which I kind of wanted a greasy spoon but after having it I was happy that I didn't have a greasy spoon because it could have turned my stomach. Yeah, so you kept going. You said it's just giving enough sustenance in there without pulling me down into the greasy.
It was a good breakfast, can I? Lovely weekend. Lovely weekend. If you want a lovely weekend like that we'll do a price draw to name something.
First one to name something. Win. So, right in the letter. If you name something, if you're writing a name something I'll send you a tell us what's radio and now more mug.
Imagine. How I do it. So, what do you do? Why don't you talk about when you talk about rebel fest and you thought we were talking about rebel fest?
No. You get hit, that's winning as well. That's the side prize. These days you do a side prize, mate.
So, the side prize is you can go to the tiny rebel. You can go there. That is the side prize. Do you understand what the concept of you?
You can go there. You can go there. You can go there. You can go anywhere.
You're allowed to go anywhere. You can go. You can go. I could win.
I could win. Not free. No, obviously not. I have to pay myself.
I could win. You know what? I'd pay off. I'd pay off.