Hello and welcome to No Plaz, just a clap. I'm Doug with me is Deb and Lizzie. Death needs to take a day off. Did you see the big trip, Ozzie?
I did with Dream and Death and it's like take a day off Sis. Like what's this going to go off? Actually, I've been posted a really nice story on this blog and basically wrote a fan back for the origins of David Bowie. Yeah, he had posted a few things about the other men that fell to earth and all that.
So we lost, we lost a lot of fucking people. And we lost Oenra. And the guitarist of the specials. And?
Who am I? The voice of the animated Robin Hood? Fox? Yes, but yeah, and...
Who am I forgetting? Fucking Hans Gruber! I said Hans Gruber! I know!
Hans Gruber! I bet you were going to go for the Mayor, but I also read the only thing I thought was the interesting characters. Who are you, Lillie? I mean Gruber was his big break.
But he was also, you know, everyone remembers him as the sheriff about him. Where? Yes. Right.
Catch his heart. With the spoon. Why a spoon cousin? Because the animal you've twitted.
I actually talked about how we quoted that at least once a week with Rachel at Paris. Who was the one else you died recently? She's really cold. You're not really cold?
No, she didn't. That's why I have. Amazing center. Yep.
Not originally that can't go. Which funny, she didn't really know about her. But then, I think like your first three albums, she didn't really like her double. And then she got fell off her bit and then she made her big comeback when she, yeah, he was a fair amount of technology to have her scene with her.
Yeah. Which I thought was really cool. And then that's where the- That's the same technology that Lady Gaga's used to do, uh, to do as Tony Bennett. Yeah.
He's not dead. He might be addressing this. This has started my- I like the way we're going this year. Yeah, like this has started the- Remember when I thought I killed Heath Ledger?
Oh, yeah. Remember when I thought I killed James Gandolfini? Yeah. Yeah.
This has rekindled my Angel Death Complex. Who do you think you killed? Oh, you're a rookie. Uh, Bowie would be the big one because it was his birthday, so we talked about it on this show.
We talked about it on, uh, shooting the gap where I called him in a mortal. But actually what? Oops. What happened in reality was, Bowie actually heard us, heard about us talking about him on this show and fucking life is over himself.
I wouldn't say he killed himself, but maybe he gave up the will to lay back. I have no will to carry on just. Oh my god, are we really going to be the show that kills people? Is that our new talent?
You know what? If we are, we probably won't listen. We probably won't listen. We probably get paid off tonight.
Not the long run. We just won't. By not being treated. Well, that's why we're not.
I'm glad it's listed celebrities. We no longer talk about it. Well, the whole joke is that yeah. I told you to.
Like, don't say the word iPhone on your podcast, please. What is that? What the hamlet of tech? How much do you think Disney would have to pay us off?
Oh my god. Can never talk about Marvel again? Or any Star Wars or anything even Disney's? I'm not sure.
You know what? Four billion dollars. Billucassille? Um, you know, we made a joke.
You know, we made a joke. You can call the white slavers afterwards. No. You can call us whatever you want.
Like, I'm good. I'll be airborne now. I'll be over here. I'll be around.
I'll take it like a champ. Um, yeah, we actually made the joke in language. Now I am betraying on the podcast, which means it's only a matter of time for the bell tolls. Um, yeah.
Uh, Betty White's birthday is tomorrow. And I was like, yeah, we're not doing Betty White. So what you do? It's just.
Yeah, exactly. Well, this is good. You have a good test of your theory. Though she is not, um, a Brit around 69 with cancer.
So that I, yes, that's true. I mean, it's a very part of the number. But also she's not. You don't know the cancer.
You don't know. But not 69. No. So there's that.
Actually, I, I Google pictures of her last Saturday as a young woman. She was very brave. I also know what pictures pop up now when you do a Google image search for Betty White. Oh my God.
I can only imagine. I don't want to know. It wasn't careful. It sounds like, that sounds like I played more.
You just don't. Oh, don't look it up. Or talk it to you. Yeah.
Yeah. Like the bird? Yeah. It's giant parrot.
It's just sitting on his day. Sitting on his day. It's a big, pleasant penis. So a process of that guy.
But why would you let a bird? They're sharp little talons. Yeah. Because I'm sure.
Maybe you're into it. Thanks, ma'am. You're a birdfucker. If it's a failed dick, I'd tell it's your pants.
No, I'm sure it's a fetish because it's a cham. Yeah. Now who's racist? Mom always just, you're a deception.
It's easy. You're just going to be on achander during. I'm always just going to be achander during. I'm always just going to be achander during.
I think I'm a chitter on. I think it's totally Japanese. Definitely Japanese. I think that's part of the result.
I don't know why. So, Germany. I'm here to point there though. Brazil, Germany.
I also go to a lot of Stephen Lynch lately. I like to think of it as long as I know from the Indian. I don't see. I think I've listened to that one.
I like Stephen Lynch. It's very sweet. And a lot of committees talking about how she quoted mine comps in her fifth anniversary card to him. Wow.
She tries a panzer. On their first date, he said, how are you? She said, like, how are you? You know, just really subtle clues that she might be a non-supe.
Of course, I think you're not the favorite. So what else we got? Are we going to talk about Billy already? Well, I posted a lot online in that he was anecdotally and irresponsible.
Well, yeah, man, it might be true as well. Not as well, but as well as as well. It was irresponsible and indirectly responsible for us starting the network. Just might totally die.
Just starting the network he found out about it. He was embarrassed. I don't want him. If you watch Labyrinth, he found a wall that was a baby.
So let's get him props to that. Rise and call if he started us was the first final out by about. So about venture brothers. I mean, the running Bowie jokes.
Well, that he was going to say that he was the sovereign for so long and they finally revealed, of course, you know, he wasn't the sovereign. He was just a shifter who looked like the sovereign, but it was actually came on the cover of Diamond Dogs. That he made his form may have appeared on the cover of Diamond Dogs. That is the creature from Diamond Dogs, yeah.
And that they thought Tin Machine was ahead of this time. Which totally was. Yeah, Bowie was a hard one to take in terms of deaths in the last couple of weeks. I mean, in terms of Lemmy, like he put his body through punishment day in, day out.
Lemmy, yeah. Yeah, like he died. He had a goal in mind. Yes, he did.
He had an end game and. You know what I really want? The walk is match of monopoly in the entire world. It's finally ended.
And as we all know, Lemmy has got so in three days. He's really, yeah, just grand. But Bowie was hard to take. I actually cried in my dream that night.
Which I think is very Bowie, by the way. He took text to me in the middle of the night that Bowie died and I read the text in my sleep and then didn't remember reading it when I woke up. Oh, because I texted her. I was like, oh, he's fucking dead or something.
Like 1209. Like the minute I found out, I was getting calls. Like I was driving my on the way home from, really have gone out from, turn in the gap. That, yeah, I was driving home and I heard my phone like, I still had it on silent from the podcast.
And when I look at it's like, free missed calls from a sort of people. And I'm like text messages are like, you know, how you do end? Like, are you handling it well? I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
It reminded me a lot in terms of how I felt, in terms of how other people were handling me. I'm not trying to make his death about me by any means. You're talking about how it made it feel. I'm impitled my feelings.
Oh, God. But it reminded me a lot of when Hunter Sumson did. Yeah. In terms of just this great emotional absence all of a sudden.
It's very weird to take a road with that, though. And we've talked about it, like jokingly, like months ago, remember when I said that, where I was like, imagine if it's died tomorrow and you're like, stop. It's weird to think of the world without Boeing. He hadn't done a lot in the last few years, but he hadn't stopped making music by any means.
Rewatching his Lazarus video is a little unsettling. Yeah. It's like watching Johnny Cash's hurt video. You know what I mean?
Yeah. You're like, oh, you are on the way out and this is how you were telling us. I kind of always wanted him to be like Prince where when he died he had this whole vault of unreleased music. Oh, God.
Prince has probably the album's working music. He said it, but he probably does. He probably has a bunch of unreleased stuff. Like so.
Demo versions of whatever. Maybe the Mick Jagger, the Boi sex tape will finally come. All right. I'm not going to spend half an hour online for that.
Yeah. It's the follow up to the dance industry video. It's a continuation. It's a logical ending.
It's the directors extended. It's the logical ending of that. Yeah. It's a logical conclusion.
Please don't take that as a good business. Please don't. Please don't. Yeah, but I mean, there's a plan.
He did everything. He never, like I said, he never denied it. And then you know, we have to make your house when Jerry Hall divorced Mick Jagger. Yeah.
And the rumor was she came home one day. She came home and found that together. Yeah, but it's David Bowie. How can you be mad at that?
You're like, she just joined in. Yeah. Because she's actually in love with Rupert Murdoch. Who's just completely worth 80 billion dollars.
Yeah, that's a weird one. That's a weird one. That was a weird one. Yeah, I saw that.
Yeah, Rupert Murdoch showed up with Jerry Hall. You know, they're totally in love. It has nothing to do with his millions. No, she know that she dated the Joker.
That was the girl with the silver. That was the girl with the scarring and then the first back. Oh, well, sir, wasn't it? That was Alicia.
Through herself. You said you were going to let me help you with the pictures. And what should we make? Oh, whatever she says.
Yeah. I'm in trouble now. No, it was just really interesting to see on Instagram everything go to Bowie. Yeah, I mean, in terms of when they say like breaking Twitter, breaking the internet, I'm so glad that it was Bowie more than another Kardashian's ass in terms of this one.
This is really just going through and like, I forgot a lot of stuff you've done. Like you, Jackman, was putting up photos of them from the illusionist. He was the prestige when he was Tesla. He was Tesla.
He was so funny as Tesla too. Ben Siller putting up stuff from Zu or like Flashin like he did. He could have been a stormtrooper. That's true.
You might have been. We don't know. That's true. We argued about him and his cameo and David Lynch is very welcoming.
Yeah. Would you argue about it? She forgot it or didn't mention it either way. I hadn't watched it at that point.
The first time we had that argument, I'd never watched my walk with me and he held it for 20 minutes. That makes sense. That seems not right. It's a lot of relationship.
Yeah, it does. Yeah, all yellow to girl for 20 minutes if they haven't seen a dick with Lynch movie. That's just a lot about you. That's what I do with YouTube's relationship.
It has to do a lot. I'm sure we'll talk about Billy. Many, many, many more times in the history of this podcast. I'm sure we will.
Because it's always going to come back to Bowie. But Bowie and then Rickman. Rickman was a tough one too. It's a bad that my turn Alan Rickman died.
The first was like, oh, and the second thing I thought was that family guy gaggle about his answering machine. Hello, how many? This is Adam. Yeah.
Emily, the himself messages on his answering machine. I honestly wish I would have explained it by grabs ours hammer when he died. Well, tonight at shelter actually makes me contribute to Bowie. Nice.
Yeah, there are a couple places doing tributes to Bowie. I think some of them were doing it for his birthday and now it's kind of turned a dark corner. Yeah. But probably still seems that list.
Somebody else think it's interesting he made it to 69? It's very Bowie. Yeah. Yeah.
One star lead. I guarantee you if that takes out his sex team with his one thought he will be born shortly on the show. Absolutely. Without question.
I'd watch him at a mom. Cool. I might even watch him jaggers as a scene. I thought about saying that.
I would be fucking out of curiosity. I would be absolutely watching him at a time. Especially when they first got married. You know.
She's still gorgeous. You know. They're daughters in mid teens now I think. I think late teens.
Yeah. You know there's a picture somewhere of him dry humping the Pluto costume from Labyrinth. That's got to exist. I think it's probably face on the end.
I mean I believe that. What do you think happened to the pants from that? You think they're in a hard dark cafe somewhere? Prained on a wall?
Well they're not going to be in a fucking planet Hollywood. No I bet it's sadder. Because the food was so good at Hollywood you were missing it. I never even seen it.
It was fucking horrible. Oh it's got off. They opened one of them and ate one of them in the last two years. I think they're LA or Phoenix I think I had one and it was just like oh this is not good.
Also that's really cool there's a skateboard from Glimmy the Cube but that doesn't really enhance my dining experience. Do you want to move on? So you finally saw the last Witch Hunter? What?
Yeah. It's early like vagina. I saw you in the last Witch Hunter. What did you do?
I saw you in the last Witch Hunter. I saw you in the last Witch Hunter. I think it's awesome that Vin Diesel did a movie that he could base off of his D&D character. Yeah.
Mel Kore. The Witch Hunter. Yeah like finally gets to live that moment. And he got to do the Viking.
That was a weird that was odd. Okay. Yeah that beer was weird. That was a weird beer.
I liked it. After watching Vikings. I liked it. They were all bottles.
Oh god. So many bottles. I had a lot of pop bottles in a Vindy movie. It's so hard to believe.
But Nune had to talk about massively mismarketed. It came off as like super natural cloud atlas. I think it was how it was marketed and it wasn't that. It was a Fast and Furious 8 with all the cars.
And witches. We were placed the cars. With witches. With witches.
Let's see. They noticed. We do. Oh my god.
Yes we do. You know. It's just that cliché of like I hunt bad things. And then I'm going to meet a bad thing that's not bad.
And then I'm going to bond with it because it's not bad. Like I hate that fucking cliché. The other thing I like to do is I hunt bad things. And then I find out that I'm actually descended from bad things.
He wasn't descended but he realized that they did view him as bad as. Which I was like okay that's the I am legend twist. Fuck you. Whatever.
It was way better in the you know I am legend story by Richard Matheson. Not good in Will Smith and or Vindy'sl. I was not incredibly impressed. Even the special effects were like so overly done they stood out as bad.
Does that make sense? Yeah. They were the resolution of special effect was too high. Well like the all of the whenever the big other Viking dude like a traps people in the weird.
Yeah but like he traps them in the weird like branch sucking into the ground thing which didn't make any sense because it wasn't them putting them in which prison which was a whole mother thing I'll get into in a second because which prison is retarded. Sorry. That's retarded. That was in college stupid didn't you?
I don't care. Like yeah like the special effect they just they live with like bad special effects which is weird because they probably spent like what 10 million 20 million on the effects. Yeah like it's yeah the special effects weren't that great. They stood out in how they didn't fit in.
That's a better way of saying it. What do you feel about the weird spinal vertebrae detailing that kept having a witch's hair? I didn't mind it but it caught. I just thought it was an interesting style choice.
It was but never like gets like. It's funny. Or like why the witch queen looks like a tree like I get tied to nature but they're supposed to be bad so that doesn't make any sense and then she looks like what but it's like. It's like a bitch.
And then Vin Diesel kills her. Well spoilers. Yeah and him getting his immortality back was ridiculous. I would have liked to see him kind of the that very inner preacher that we talked about while I talked about it last week where you know Cassidy makes the deal and he gets kind of reborn quote unquote to live life as a human.
I would have liked to have seen that at the end of witch hunter it doesn't he ends up immortal because the chick sees something in the darkness that's worse than the witch queen in her death tree which just sets it up for whatever. Please death tree whatever. You really want to see this one? It's fucking horrible.
I didn't think it was that bad. I didn't think it was good. I didn't think it was that bad. But they set it up for like a franchise.
Oh they totally set it up for a franchise. Oh yeah. Easily. They're worse than death trees.
The name of the actor who played the death wire. Fire exactly. They had one point fight the actual like funk band book for the earth when fire. Okay.
Fuck off. I would actually watch that. I would watch the shit out of it. Or his role.
Yeah it takes on earth wind and fire. Which under five. What's it going to do after that? No.
Then you have to kill all the fun guys. It takes on the P funk. Yeah. I was like, what's it going after blood sweat and tears.
That's a good one. I like that. It'd be the last temptation of his witch hunter and it'd be fun in the temptations. Oh, fuck off.
That was good. That was good. I don't know. But he like, he has to fight the grandad even more.
It's like Smokey Robinson. Oh it's Lionel Richie. But he's dancing on the ceiling. No.
He's got two heads and one of them. You can't tell which one of them was spelled by a blind girl. I was going to say he's a hello head. Yeah.
Nice. What are we? Are you going to lash with a chantra? So the witch prison.
the whole head thing from the Leto Richie video. A Del Key author song hello. Did you see the mashup? Were they talking on the phone?
Yeah, I did. Oh my god. So I finally saw it. I saw it in the first place when people first talked about it for whatever reason.
I heard that. I thought it was gonna cover. Oh, I know Richie's on. Oh.
Cause it made sense to me for whatever reason. Yeah, no, like I told him. Like, hello. Yes.
That's actually such a letdown that it's not. No, I'm hearing the song. Yeah. Hearing the song.
You know what I'm hearing the song. Oh my god, there's always no beautiful, like, whatever. This song is about me. Or to do.
I can't even like it. You get the point. It's an idea. Of course no one will do it.
Well, most of the girls are right. The song is okay. I know it's really mad at that bust by the way. Cause he said he doesn't look like it.
Yeah, I know. I was watching a VH one. You do a lot of videos. I love a lot of videos.
You know what? It's actually something I wish more movies would do. Girl Next Door actually did a pop up track for their special features on the DVD. Space did that with the Ama Mysprancipe.
Ama Mysprancipe. Ama Mysprancipe. Ama Mysprancipe. Ama Mysprancipe.
At least I have like the, like, space box set other than the ridiculous commentaries. Nothing to do with the show. I would love for more shows than movies to do stuff. Especially.
Yeah. Especially the witch prisoner. The witch prisoner. Yeah.
So, then the whole like, he's like, we put all the witches like in a prison. And now we've built the, like, perfect witch army. And I'm like, you have a sword literally called a witch slayer. Why didn't you just kill them all?
Well, cause this way they can all come back. All the witches he's captured within prison can come back in 2 million years when he's trapped with an alien planet flying, they can only see him. Oh, no, there was a moment there was a moment there fighting in darkness and I was like but doesn't have his eyeballs polished And then whenever he dries I was like if there's more than three scenes of him shifting. I'm gonna crack up like I'm gonna lose it Oh, yeah, a really fast car and he's really furious.
It's a little weird The opening is in medieval times and the rest of the film is modern is my Well, Elijah what like what weird what weird thing to say yes to speaking He was in Denver last week and DJ It's not just for a role in the movie no no That movie that was gonna make in the entourage. Oh god the Frankenstein DJ. Yeah, it's not Frankenstein. It's a mr.
Jekyll mr. Hi. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. I No, apparently he He's a mother DJ buddy like just DJ's it's under a wall is a team chain It was like wooden magic aka DJ Frodo like it's something so ridiculous in Lord of the Rings Yeah, it's not wooden magic, but it's it's wooden something Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, he he was in which hunter and his whole character arc seemed like No, where he was effectively Okay, and fuck that because basically he's a fucking muggle who then goes to Voldemort and goes like make me a wizard like that's his fucking arc It is he's a little human born of witches who kills his parents But like weirdly like worships the witch queen and wants magic given to him like it is the most ridiculous shit When he finally gets revealed I was just like Okay, that doesn't explain all your ill-fitting clothing. Thanks wardrobe department Michael King He says yes everything that's Michael came But no his whole thing was like they go outside you have such a pro-life career early on he goes I never said no I never said no As long as he plays a butler what was the movie of my pain and Steve Martin Really runs down yes, I love that I did to with the Rupert with the cork on the fork I will laugh. I mean there's that scene where he goes magna go to the bathroom He goes of course.
He goes. Thank you. Oh, thank you like I laughed so hard and it's like Rupert Don't get the cork off the fork and she goes. What is the cork on the fork?
It was I patch I will have some fucking I got that we remember when McDonald's would like every Christmas would be like if you bought an extra large cup You get like your choice of like four movies on VHS remember that It's actually how I originally got back to the future. That's how I got during Ron Skendrels Which is a remake of a French film? Well single mom effectively single mom like it was easier for Because McDonald's passed up on it because they were like what is this British sci-fi bullshit right so I found on Better toys long run. Yeah, but well, it is the order Mom still has the four set original four set the Star Wars Do you know I lost I lost the quote-unquote divorce I lost my full set of Taco Bell 1980 Batman cups, okay, I lost and I lost the full set of return of the Jedi Burger King cups With a double of a league fighting quote-unquote fighting the star like that which yeah, I know Technically drink it.
Yeah, they're being shined I had it for like I don't know ten years Yeah, I know we use them I'm moving on yeah, sorry, so that was your which honor It was unfortunate Don't go revisit and marry because they put another season up on Netflix. It is the new season awkwardly watching you yeah Me and about what 20 30 years. No, I'm gonna have cats. No, I'm not I totally forgot about the part where he's a strange father shows up and one of the cats disappears for a while But Marley is the catchphrase now, but my dad's not as bad as Judd Hershey's character Box play a theater Gabriel Dad No matter how much you explain what you did what they did you totally no and I'm still watching But I'm so much Shit You know I did a lot of bad shit, but that bad shit bad shit, but that bad shit led to a lot of therapy where I can look back and go Okay, I was an asshole and I understand that now you're not gonna see that again I apologize at least most of the people there are some people that you know actually recently ran into an ex-girlfriend and Her friend who hates me and her friend who hates me is based on a lot of the bad shit that happened in our relationship I'm this girl and they brought it up and I haven't seen that X in like two years Wow, and they were like what about this and what about that and I'm like well, I'm not living in the past So I'll play around the drinks, but as far as I'm going Exactly But like they yeah, it's it's it's weird to see people work in those Old like emotional constructs Sorry Guarantee this ex will hold we'll carry this horrible cross to the day she does Well they need to validate their anger at something in the past it's it's just unfortunate Movie I watched Or we still on Bowie Watching Just like the brain and kind of got caught in the crossfire you guys bought me that doctor who shirt it was an extra large I was like Why would you do that I know but like suffering from the body is more of your like are you coming fat?
Yeah, exactly what we were saying You're Batman workout. I am Increasing the court decisions really enough he's coming to town in March and I had a friend go I will buy you a ticket if we can get as close for you to like look as much like David Cross like in front of David Cross The new season just ended Two years yeah, I think we talked about I think we talked about last week the cold open with where it's the Cadillics and the death of the weird death cult That finally gets paid off. I know we're gonna say spoilers on the top of the show so not worried about saying it on this one the second season ends with Yes, you'll let me finish the second season ends with Todd Margaret basically launching the nuclear Holocaust from North Korea, so we're all up Yes There's a big close the door closed and we're pretty much there was a nuclear center of a world behind us By the time yeah, I know I know by the time the third season ends He's launching a nuclear strike from North Korea. He's literally Dan if he does Dan if he does Dan if he doesn't And I like the way that they structured all of that to see at the very beginning of the third season a strong confident Todd Margaret Which is different than what you've seen from the first two seasons were like weak path watch liar.
Okay No, there's not it's technically different characters because you find out the third season that the first two seasons were a dream How very Dallas of them it is very Dallas Um No, please still blows up Yeah, like that no matter what like even if he was the weak pathological liar or the strong business Endy season three no matter what he's destined to like to believe about the world Yeah, it was if you watch the show that sounds a little less dramatic Wow he does not like that carpet Um Yeah, so I really liked it time Margaret season three was a little cleaner Language wise didn't have John Hamm had a great John Hamm joke No, what That no I saw that the Photoshop of him is cable Yes, John Is cable for cable in the next movie and then you tweet out this this mockup photo I wouldn't mind seeing it maybe Deadpool 2 So they're gonna build into a Deadpool Deadpool and cable and then Kind of Deadpool on his own again for whatever strange reason. Well, yeah, but I mean because he walked away like the whole doing that said So I'm with a backpack on a shoulder that he was I know it wouldn't surprise me if they actually did and the movie that way I think You know what it would be a run rail tumming the theme like that. Yeah, yeah, it'd be him whistling So I really liked the third season Part of that is part of that is the one of all the golden handcuffs of it where it's like you're locked in four three Five movie contract you're gonna get a shit ton of money, but that's but that's all you can do No, but now I mean nowadays when you've got when you've got Robert and junior and Cheap and that's cuz that was a cheap deal. So is so drum down You know what I know what I'm sure him That's for two star I Blonde I mean, yes, but with her coloring, it's it's glaring.
Look ridiculous. It's glaring Anyway, yeah Marvel for a long time that was there was to get cheap directors cheap actors because they were Unknown's looking for a break or they were down and out and had been heard from a while I wouldn't say unknown in terms of directors. I mean you look at blade. Well, okay.
Yeah Iron man on It was it was kind of a craft shoot of you know, I mean they were pulling in people that loved The first one yeah was Stevens What was his name? It's it's so nice They want to do it because they were fans then they would go for somebody that was Which on Favreau was was a name, but he had love for Iron Man He's not At the time in terms of Favreau's direction he was a thing he had he had Darth Arusa or Darth Ussa or what about fucking Jumanji? Yeah, yeah, Elf under his belt. I mean he had swingers and maid.
I mean he was a proven Yeah, but who else could like made that Shakespearean I do because the second one was not Else shouldn't be in spaceships Okay, fuck you for playing the drow card Not gonna nymphs or sorry. Yeah, I was gonna go and insult you and say well It's soon my purpose is called you a drow I did fine, so Brandon was with me when I started listening to 20 this morning Mm-hmm. I mean we're sitting there all this shit that we've got about it. It's been four months.
It's really good. Yeah No, no, we'll listen to our stuff from a while ago and laugh at things that we said Oh, yeah, no, so we're listening to it. I'm like oh my god. I forgot about that Oh, yeah, I forgot about Justin like never wanting to pay for shit It's a try to drink his first questions that free.
Yeah, they said no he pushed it away And then I would ask everyone like there's all this amazing food on table He said they're eating his fuckin dry ass rations because yeah, yeah, and then The thrift declare it you started talking about how your character appears It was the first episode The first episode I brought the picture and gone here Formless later, it's still a thing That it was Oh, no Yeah, but it's a different director a different writer I liked other guys um it was different writer a different director the one funny part is at the very end where Mark Wahlberg becomes a stepdad and all the shit he did to Will Ferrell gets done to him by John Cena Which is like Which is in train wreck he makes a joke about like I'm like a Mark Wahlberg mark Wahlberg like Not the other guys and I like the other guys Once again not seem director not stand writer. It's missing that like Adam McKay will Ferrell Spark which I know you guys don't like but I do So I struggled my way through the entire F is for family series on Netflix. Oh, Bilbers totally and not Either we see in that it's not great builder does not work as a voice actor. No, I've heard I don't think they're gonna I've heard that it's Realously crass.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, he kind of pulls it back when he gets angry in the stand up He kind of pulls it back to be more funny. No, this is me And this is like he just goes full-born. It doesn't work the one thing I liked about it is their middle kid ends up getting basically Forced into a full-on rage out and blows up a shed full of fireworks and starts a five-on fire But the the small notching up of this kid who's kind of a pussy and I was a probably around 10 or 11 Just the small notching up of him getting fed up with everybody calling with pussy and just fucking losing it and going like full-on Old is pretty brilliant, but I mean that's one thing in like five episodes.
Yeah, it's a short season And builder does not work as a voice actor. That's not for effort. It's not great And I repeat struggled all the way through it because we watched the first episode and like Away from it and then came back and struggled for the rest All right, American ultra done. Um, we talked about before when Lizzie first sawed Um, Lizzie and I have talked about many times either on the podcast or off You don't have the same brain as I do You don't pay attention to No, well in that you don't pay attention to writers directors the minutiae of the production of the piece Right, you're like everyone else who my envy Thank you Based on who wrote it dev.
I will tell you this I Watched I liked it a lot. I liked it. It's very nice landus. I Like my friend is writing every once in a while.
I can't him talking He does come off like a douche. He absolutely does But I like Michael and I liked American ultra, but it is very much a max land is like a mentoring candidate He's writing a lot. I don't much care for him as a person. I haven't seen his new one But it's not getting great reviews Victor Frankenstein with very modern professor X Star Wars It's a straw dog is what they call that.
Yeah, I mean it's the same way that you know when we talk about movies that come on January That's where movies gonna die. It's when the first right along came out. It's where the second right along came out I'm not gonna see the second one. It's a deep bulb.
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Yeah, I think she was this Either the oldest or the second oldest of the sisters on the TV show Okay, she's a great actress though. Yeah lots of really good stuff. I really like doing heroes Yeah, she was in the air of her in them rules of attraction. Yeah, they drug-addled alcoholic.
Yeah Well, I mean The ladies who wants to do you know pills since probably it is a good up that book Yeah, yeah, yeah, Breddy's and Ellis. Yeah, um everyone done pills everyone's doing drugs sisters Tina fan Amy Poehler surprisingly raunchy like In terms of that Tina Fey plays the older yet like party sister No, the premise of the movie is that their parents played by Diane wease and Is it Josh Berlin? No James Roland is the father, right? Okay, James Roland are selling their like childhood house and they have to go Clean things out and well, but any pullers like trying to keep Try to keep the house because she's like overly helpful and overly like emotionally connected to everything Where's Tina Fey is kind of the fuck up the family and wants to try to keep the house so that she and her daughter can stay there It was really funny like I was pleasantly surprised John like was a mo and who was really nothing in American Ultra kind of playing the same character Actually that he was that he wasn't sister But he was like totally skeevy guy that they went to high school with and he and Tina Fey's mock flirting is just I can bare holds plays Amy Poehler's love interest that was really fun.
I Like I mean Well You see that that's kind of a funny thing, but yeah, I would say it's a love it not a shovel it I Wouldn't say it's like one of the funniest movies this year You know what I mean like it's not gonna stand up against the rest of the year, but I'd say It was entertaining. I mean to see Tina Fey and Amy Poehler like how bad could it be even if it's terrible which it wasn't Maybe I was gonna say I'm the baby mama. That was pretty bad. That was rough That was more any polar than Tina another was Tina Fey wasn't yeah Yeah, yeah, no, okay.
Yeah, no you're right in that one just saying alright. You have that last item on the whiteboard Yeah, so last night today's Saturday Keep that mind but last night was the 2016 XB is porn awards and Since a lot of my friends were there like regular updates and tree captures and shit But there were a few winners that I want to go over because if I was his entire list weeks in here for an hour That's how we have words they have that last night. Okay. What's the most ridiculous?
We'll get to that feature movie the year was once in from a good picture He released the year was Batman vs. Super Man triple X. Oh my god I would watch the crap out of that movie in parody came out before their actual movie came out I'm gonna throw a few dollars that way just to watch it. You usually catch them online if you want to buy it They're like between 15 and 30 bucks to like Thanks, you can just like rent it basically online and watch it.
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How you come to that? Just we got okay, okay, yes It does have I mean it's freemium there You can buy a bunch of tickets for a blitz and chips, but yeah, like It's basically Rick and Morty meets Pokemon Yeah, you collect all the different ricks you can find more You fight and you fight to the other trainers and you defeat the the Rick of a realm you get a badge and then You can challenge the bricks in the console. Yeah, I don't know how much of the second season you've seen so yeah The council ricks this is ridiculous, but yeah, so it's a fucking blast like there's air It was actually supposed to come out on the 14th, but I got really released on the 13th, but I was like I'm fucking in Yes, if you're actually subscribed yes Yeah, yeah before but um it's super fucking fun. I think one badge away from facing my third Council member I've also been crafting a lot more and doing the daycare we can merge them It's so it's one of the Oh, yeah, I've got yeah, I've got a fair amount I'm looking to actually upgrade or like I'm trying to track down a mustache morning so I can do salmon Figure out what more do you need to use or is it just kind of right?
You just figured out no no like if you have a mustache Morty like I had a I think an exo alpha Morty Which is the weird alien bug looking one and I found a man get two of them then you get this merger I'm they become exo Omega and then I don't know if I need to Then track down like two more to make an exo Omega to make up or if I can just combine an omega and alpha and get to that third level like you know I mean yeah, yeah, oh Question for you in that game There are you can't run away from No, you cannot you can only run away when you like what does that um you wear down a Morty that on some This is gonna sound so bizarre if you either never played the game or never wanted to show Yes, because everything we say is totally in context what's happening there I think there was one level where I managed to get away with never having a fight until I got to that world's Rick But no if you go if you go wide enough around some characters You can't there's certain parts of that you just well, I mean they're basically forcing a level up It's not necessarily a bad thing. We have it's basically a fourth grind Not to get back into the porn star and not get back into the porn star awards, but uh no my best advice is just Figure out what the craft is for serum Yeah, and there's actually a couple websites that have the entire craft table, which is nice I like that there's not like a lot of not knowing yeah Because crafting it tends to turn me off of a game, but being that it only has like 23 items. I'm like, okay cool Yeah, basically going to like what is it salesman Rick and I just load up on serums and Maybe a couple housingers Because those Reanimate your days mortise and then basically like you know how in Pokemon it's like water fire Earth went in fire The actual like attack denominations, I guess you call them are rock paper and scissors Yeah, it actually makes it really easy because I'm not actually like a paper Rick Papa or a paper Morty I'll automatically like switch out to a scissors. That's a key to like winning battles Because they have certain skills that are specifically Rock paper scissors that can do a lot more damage than their regular attacks That's something where we offer all kind of take it through on my team and show you like hey, like this is I'm getting through it.
Okay, so what we make Before I show you that I just saw this too. I mentioned this on Facebook when you're going to Oh, my god, but no man's soul. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that was what's the name?
Like a tarsa cure? Yeah I want to say Peter Gable. That's not very unique interesting Oh, he's in the main character for the next week Original publisher Square Nix is giving away the game free as a tribute. So what you do is you head to the swearing next door?
It's where you next to us QA or E dash the Nix. Yeah, I had the game to your basket It'll say it's listed as technology nor that then there's a promo code on the crown and you'll get yourself a free code for scene God, oh for scene. Okay. There's nothing quite for Max.
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It's not it doesn't come off sounding porn starry. Does that mean yeah? Natural For her mind And she's really cute and Yeah, we're very close to the airing of legends tomorrow. We're very close to the beginning of I thought about it on damn like everything's coming back Agent Carter starts This week with agent Carter There's going to be a special 30 minute thing about DC universe Flash And then the legends tomorrow starts on the Thursday Last Thursday, Monday, then Deadpool.
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No. Well, yeah, like night of all Yeah, like everywhere when they when they come in on Sunstone like I thought that kind of weekend Parkman's whole thing. Yeah, so you like so the Xbox have a character multilemon Master yeah, so he has a very similar. All right.
Yeah, except as he goes too far into multiplying himself They get done don't they know no no issue of some kind with him making initially. Yeah, like he spread his mind to think okay Peter David ended up doing it where they become autonomous. Yeah Because there's a his run on the new X factor when it's like a weird new our detective agency actually plays on that There's an entire I think volume on him tracking down his wayward dupes which equals him. Yeah I think you saw him in the movie which movie was that X-man 3 where they rescued mistake and it's got juggernaut and Madrox and the he brought bang bangs all I was Yeah, yeah, yeah He's like the camp at the end man.
Um, but no that yeah instead of spreading his mind that they disconnect from it And they become autonomous it's actually really fucking cool I recommend frame for murder or something Yeah, one of them is a complete psychological one of them is a preacher who like ends up like a stepfather in a family and it's like They cannot but he can reabsorb them with their experiences and then integrate that into him And he talks about that He goes I sent a bunch out to like learn kung fu and learn detective crap and then I don't know porn Which I love it. I'm probably they I got to get some prime author. Okay, but they announced a new offering for those that are members 20% discount on all new video game releases deal covers any physical game So you can't do to download you have to buy it. Oh, yeah, and as a very the 20% discount is available from the time the game is able to pre-order through the two weeks after it launches Yeah, so it doesn't cover any games that are already discounted 20% so you don't get like Cover any of the games that are bundled console.
So please right the new halo special edition console comes out And he'll have that doesn't right. It doesn't count to pure standalone games Hmm, which is pretty fun cool And then last note I have is I say here Amber heard what has been cast to play Aquaman's love interest in the DC universe in movies Mira Mira, this is an epic area. Yeah, right? Yeah, yeah For those who don't know as I was hydro kinetic very like she's been a bunch of shit, but never big She's never taught.
Um, she was a boy. She was a neighbor 406 in Zombieland. I will always remember her from from diary. Yeah Amber head Yeah, it's a different actress was a bird heard She's a neighbor in Zombieland the one who does a flashback of how the yeah, yeah, yeah The hot neighbor that comes over she's crying talk about it almost guy that came to it and bit her like chaser and Like she's been another stuff though.
I was she was also okay. Did you watch three days to kill with Kevin couster? No, okay? Three days to kill he's a retired assassin spy kind of guy he gets poisoned by this chick I never heard plays the chick right?
Like Phoebe something or super hot like ridiculous. You're almost done. You can wait to look it up I Did have a week though on top of what you got sure this was only iOS I thought it's gonna be it's called laundry care And that point of it is you can use the camera on your phone or you can just look through the the database of images that are already on the app But you can like point your phone at the label of a shirt and we'll translate all those little fucking windows that no one does Yeah, don't reach don't ring don't dry in this temperature No, some of them are really weird. I don't know there was one for don't ring I don't know who would do that anyway unless you're like a third world country if you're watching if you're in the world Don't watch board right really know something's if you're in a mark 20 novel.
Yeah With a word gym robot gym I like I grew up reading in where I did too, but I just think the mental image of him traveling in the city of the robot cracks So those are all the notes I have what you guys I have the metrics I have the metrics done I have something that I'd like to talk about for next week But we should do but I want to talk about on there and secure things okay, okay Returts they put up they finally put up the but we already watched it on for the last season of parks in record Netflix I can watch that a thousand fucking times in certain parts that still make me fucking laugh. It's them naming their baby Oh, then we're talking about like jack-o-lantern Vampire's spot of Satan which reminds me amber Aubrey Plaza is a movie coming up with Robert De Niro and Zac Efron Oh that grandpa yeah, yeah dirty dirty And she clearly plays up like I've seen the trailer somebody stupidly hot co-ed spring brake chick that like just The dirtiest fucking I'll see her on anything I love her more than having to hang out and watch her and bikini I would like her to do the gritty squirrel girl Reboot that would be awesome. I would totally watch that I don't really do about this week. Sorry.
I was sick and taking a bunch of Benadryl. So I slept a lot I was just working with this week never church for you. Yeah, okay, so what's he gonna say? I have an idea.
This is like our third or fourth episode of the new year. It's a third Um, I had an idea on I would really like us like once a year or maybe every six months to talk about just I mean to know what we use so we do have a week and talk about various cool things I don't think there's a big electronics. I mean like I mean like what kind of You got a gadget any kind of thing you just see yourself using all the time Oh, I think so like easily sunglasses car phone the super reporter use right after a podcast You know what their laptop the tablet The fact that your shampoo says ginger on it Something new in the bathroom be like oh my god Like I have these headphones. I love them and I was open here's why okay, so I was open like that We come back next weekend and I'm gonna list Orange ginger you have magic stuff I know I'm brand that I use all the time.
That's getting me a triple one Yeah, you know that you know they have their own I'm sorry right pop a week or whatever Collapse these are more like after phone Really live watch about you can live with what we've talked about but things like epic wind where I use that or The snowflake or certain my virus scanner in terms of max Yeah, yeah, you just think is really you know something that you have it You use every life and you like that version of it and correct. Yeah, I like it I'll think of a clever name for it by next week. Do we have any questions? WU My mistake I made this week I think I'm in power ball I Think about it here my dad's voice in my head where he says a lot of his attacks on stupid people Words one shot.
I mean one ticket. I'll spend a few bucks for 1.4 billion even even divided with freeways was the No I mean Million dollars I Never know $1.4 billion One ticket one for dollars so it paid for itself. Yeah, actually he increased his investment You know I'd like to say I'd like to say I'm not saying it'd be working. I wouldn't say be functional.
I'd buy an airman suit I mean just to walk around in because I'm like No, I don't mean like fucking missiles and servos Do it right Okay, you're done with one point four billion. You should really like build an iron man suit by all the automatic weapons You want legally by paying your tax tax damn feet to the to the Firearms back. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, those guys.
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