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Jan 26, 2016 1 hr 59 min

138 Clap Are 138

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SPOILERS! An awkward opening, DCTV, #OscarsSoWhite, Suicide Squad, Batman: Bad Blood, orphan donkey shows, Agent Carter, Heroes Reborn, Angie Tribeca, The Drop, What we use in the shadows (Lizzie), Janice Griffith, usual ending nonsense

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Welcome to No Applause, just a clap. I'm Doug with me is Deb and Lizzie. The only show that thinks it is in the coincidence that David Bowie dies and then we find a new planet. You found a new planet?

Yeah. I think we did a new planet accident. I think they just named it Peter. Why would they just named it Billy?

I think we're here to find one. I'll just call it Black Star. Nope. Which I've heard is fucking amazing.

I haven't left any yet. Our friend, our neutral friend Scott, got it and was raving about it online. It's not his last name, but yeah. No, no, it's his middle name.

Or spursant and it went into the middle name. I believe it's his... I think it's Raymond Scott Herman. Just added him on the podcast.

Fuck it, Scott, who gives a shit? I was like that for him. Good. I know his kid's name.

I know his kid's name. Like I said, I'm guessing two scoops is no longer two scoops. They are, but they're in separate cones. What?

He posted a picture of his very pregnant lady and she had a hair up in the box so she clearly looked like two scoops of ice cream. And it was like they were like, they were like... Do you like two scoops to the fair? Yeah, something like that.

I miss Scott. I miss Scott so much. She's no longer extremely pregnant. No, I don't know.

That came into relation to the whole world. But like the two year mystery, what the hell that kid's name is? If I'm not solved. There's a few ways to go away, but they're pretty one-other.

No, it's... I'm going to say it's natural progression, but that doesn't really answer the question. Does it? Okay.

Alright. Thanks. So, DCTV is widely f***ing... I'll just jump right into it after that.

DCTV is finally back. Yes, it is. So we do know and we knew already because of the set. She's liable to question one movie this week.

I said we knew already because of the set least that Felicity didn't die. But... I don't think she's oracle. Okay, I'll show these.

But she's paralyzed from the way down. They've said like, we were going to do it. Do we think maybe that it's Felicity's mom in the grave? No.

No, it's like... I still think it's Theo. I unfortunately agree that I think it's Theo. You still think it's Theo?

I wish it was. Which by the way, you guys know that Colton Hayes is going back? No, he outed himself. I mean, someone else.

Someone else. Someone else. I was just talking about this one of those like... Okay, when you post pictures on Instagram, if you dressed up like Jennifer Lawrence, it doesn't...

It did look really good on him. That actually looks surprisingly close to the press. Yeah. Like, you know, it doesn't take a leap of faith.

Well, also, when he's described as being abbored, probably handsome. No, it's just one of those things where it's like... We can't eat gigs. We're ugly, apparently.

Well, I'm not a dick. I like mine, but not in you. You don't like your own dick in you, but what about others? I'm not a good myself.

No dicks. No dicks. No dicks. No dicks.

No dildos. No things. I don't want to take period either. Yeah.

I'll let you. That'd be horrible. You should go to a doctor, but that's not when I'm used to a kid. And different goes to the chaperson.

So, Aeros back. Aeros back. Aeros back. I'm glad they're finally going with the whole start.

You guys just got to let us know. I said before, I was over the legends of tomorrow. It was getting real old. They're trying to do too much at once.

It wasn't working. That does not bode well for Donna Justice, but it's a whole other story. Sure. Now, question for you guys.

They did that flash forward. Oh, yes. To four months. Did the flash forward to the burial scene?

To the graveyard scene. Of course, they're already buried. And Ollie is saying how he's going to kill him. That was in the first episode, though.

Yes, yeah. Now they have the... They've been dead into the scene with Felicity. He has the level of Felicity's in the one else, so obviously it's not her to grave.

Now, there was a rumor online briefly that it could be her ghost. Like, well, I mean, she looked okay. And she wasn't wearing her engage or ring in the scene. I know.

I'm fairly certain there are cavemen. It's not going to work out. Well, it's going to be pretty obvious. There's going to be a part where the whole son thing doesn't get.

Yes, because he lied to her twice about it. Yes, I realized that one of the times did not happen. But he lied to her twice about him having a kid. And it's just...

Like I said, no, their engagement's not going to work out. It's March 2. The hell is on the side of your head. Oh, the marker.

The marker behind me. Are they at the dumbest looking eyebrow ring ever? Is that why your head was turned? Yeah.

I'm pretty sorry. They haven't done anything interesting with him at all this series. I really hate his quote-unquote, backwards accent. Yeah, maybe not a mask.

Yes. I don't think he's going to... I'm thinking more like... I don't think it's moral at all.

No. No. It could be moral's that. Well, they've been teasing Paul Blackmore to die first.

He has the heart problem now. Yeah, but they've really played off that. I said, listen, he's mom and you guys both shot me down. Well, I'm sure to think.

But why would Barry be at the funeral? Because he met Felicity's mom. I don't think that's a big enough thing. Dude, I was at a friend's mother's funeral and I know that he's not a big enough guy.

Yeah, but they've really played off that. I said, listen, he's mom and you guys both shot me down. Well, I'm sure to think. But why would Barry be at the funeral?

Because he met Felicity's mom. I don't think that's a big enough guy. Dude, I was at a friend's mother's funeral and I never met her. You're there to support your friends.

Yeah. Even when you're late. Yeah. Well, Zoom.

Uh, thanks, Japan. That's just my new... Anytime I don't have any answers, I'm actually like, why is this going on? Like, why is this going on?

Because it's Japan. It's better than thanks, I'm gonna say thea. I'm really hope it's not. I really like a character.

I really like the actress. Oh, Willa. Yeah, Willa, whatever. Hey, she's interesting.

She's one of those actresses that has only ever really worked for the CW and it kind of baffles me because she's very beautiful and she's obviously talented. I mean, Flash obviously isn't using her full abilities as an actress. Sorry, there are obviously issues in her full abilities as an actress. She's only ever really acted on like Dorset Girl and Arrow and that's it.

Yeah. She's like, what's the... Another of you would know this, the name of the lead for viewing the beast and she's on Small Bill. Oh, I know you talk.

Her nickname in the cast of Small Bill was Ice Beam because she was a complete fucker. Who was Kirsten? Kerback. No.

Who was she in Small Bill? She was a small thing. Kerback. No.

Yeah. I just, I never entered into the other before. She's like parking you in my whole thing. It's more realistic to see alien in Kansas than a half-anyway.

No, he's right. I can't match her last night. But there's a K on R and a... Kerback.

Kerback. But yeah, whatever. Like I said, she's only ever really worked for the CW despite the show. She's very beautiful and incredibly talented actress.

That chick that played was lighter than her. Yes. Yeah, she was. Here's the thing, it's just one of those.

I didn't watch Small Bill, but I know that shit. I forgot she was in your own trip. She played the girlfriend that was fucking them. She was fucking my day with him.

She was fucking at the human. She was fucking at the human. That's all there. That's all there.

That's not like a highly, highly underrated film in Europe. Oh yeah, the unrated version is fucking amazing. Happy Juice. Hey.

They have lesbians in their own studios commercials. I will seriously consider this product. Can you talk about the flesh? No.

I do want to say in Arrow. Ew. I did actually. I was like, she was the painter.

It wouldn't be a show if you didn't throw something at me. In the D. I didn't say the artwork. So, anyone else really suspicious of the campaign manager?

Of course. I know they played- Any time they didn't know that somebody that doesn't have some kind of power, he's an evil dude. Well, I know they played that card with blood. Which obviously his last name was Blood.

I told you I was like, don't fucking trust him because I know who he becomes. Yeah, he's got a bullet. No, obviously he's one of Dark's creatures. I mean, that politically.

I don't mean that mystically. I mean, that politically. Yeah. No, I think he is like a plant.

Mm-hmm. No, I think absolutely one because any time he's gotten involved with someone, yeah, he's either or a bad guy. You know, the thing is like, she almost kills a dude in the middle of a bar and yeah, it's his job to cover that up. But he's way too laid back about it later on where she's like, I have anger issues and I don't know.

Like, you work with my brother and he's like, it's cool. I'll get you a gin and tonic baby. You know what? If you came to my door, I'd probably just use a few things to keep on.

Like, almost I don't rage. I know. Oh, you're good. You realize it's one of those things where she's crazy hot.

Crazy rich. I'm probably crazy. How's it going to say? If she's got the bloodlust?

Yeah. She got the cock-a-lust. Wow. She's got the cock-a-lust.

Yeah. It's always awkward. He says cock-a-lust. Yeah.

I was like, how often do I say it? Is that the word we should put on? What we use list? Yes.

One thing, cock-a-lust. Say it like, you know, you can set your watch to it. There's the episode. Oh, God.

They'll be next week's. 50 Shades of Cock. I think we're going to do that one. Wait, that one quite simple.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fifty Shades of Clap-a-a-h.

That's when I actually read the books that have more of a curiosity. Because I read Girl Smiles. It's totally the most. This is badly written Girl Smiles.

It's so terrible. It's so terrible. Oh, I actually flipped through. I had an ex-girlfriend who had all three books.

And I had to know. Because I was like, what is it about? No, that's exactly what it is. And I flipped through the first book.

And I was like, I'm just complaining. I'm like, the most innocuous emails. I'm like, okay, I don't get it. And then I flipped through the third one.

And the third, that's in the reboot. But like, yeah, the third book I was like, was it manuscript written in Crayon? Where all the Rs backwards? Like, what is this shit?

And apparently, not just the syntax and grammar are horrible, but the girlfriend at the time was like, oh no, you hated the pacing and plot horrible. Or I was like, what? It was a fanfic. It was a tri-lit fanfic.

Mm-hmm. That she was asked to take down because it was overtly sexual. You played baseball when there's like me. There's your fucking segment.

So can we talk about the Flash? I am fucking, I won't say furious, but I'm so tired of Flash and Arrow just sending away the unhelpful girlfriend. I got a job and a new city. I'm leaving.

You might come back. I like Patty Pivot. I think he should have added himself a lot earlier. Honestly, it had been enough time between the Mitzvah and Finale.

I thought he did. Especially based on the first scene when he runs in with the roses. The dream. And I was like, shit, did he fucking tell her?

I don't know. I think he should have added himself sooner. I did like the whole stuff that they have with the turtle, which makes me laugh. I loved the turtle.

The turtle was like, honestly old character too. That character is back in the 50s or 60s. He was one of, I want to say Jake Garrix, yeah. But his abilities, whatever, was meticulous planning.

Whereas I know the modern age turtle, which is the inertia. I like the whole joke about him having the museum. I have no good term for it. He's a speedhole.

I'm stuck in a cavehole. I'm stuck in a cavehole. I'd like the inertia sucker. I don't like inertia sucker.

I do like the whole thing with the turtle. It just dawned on me and me in the fucking sense. I'll be the man to the reference. I was going to say I do love the joke they have.

Everybody knows about the turtle except for Barry. I love that Cisco was tracking other meta humans. Totally buried the lead on that one. That makes absolute sense that he would be tracking other meta humans.

It's one of those things that happened to crop up here and there. He just makes notes on them. It makes sense. I'm super pissed at Barry for totally fucking things up with Patty.

Dude, if she could put up with the fact that she were temporarily blind, tell her you're the goddamn flesh. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's kind of that whole Batman live was too slow. Yes, which would be very.

I mean, that is in essence the character Barry Allen is that he's always late. He's daylight in the dollar short. We get it. Well, how do you guys feel about the build they're doing on Wally?

I don't like it at all. No. TV about the city that he actually is from. Certainly?

No, he's from the other one. He's from KeyStar. He's from the news clip on TV about bodies being found in KeyStar. I think they were showing them putting guarantees on something.

Yeah. That might turn into something. It's just one of those things where he's supposed to be in his 20s, but he's acting like a teenager. Yeah, people in their 20s act like teenagers.

It's just one of those things that he's hitting them. They're insanely stupid. He erases cards into its about it. He'll be fine.

It's one of those things where it's like he's so pissed at his quoted quote, father, for not finding his being there. The fuck was he supposed to? The passive aggressive jokes about him being like a detective were really shitty. Yeah.

Well, there were some comments about white shadow. Yeah, they came out of nowhere. Which no fence body that I was supposed to let's call up. I'm like, really?

He erases paces for shit. Why would you call him that? You know, you can call him white lightning now and fucking start singing the song. That's where he's like.

He never refers to racism. He's okay. I guess. It's actually the reverse of racism.

People are flipping out about the fucking cabinet words right now. You never really like to protest. You know what? It fucking happened last year they worked.

Selma got some nuts about another story. Well, yeah, I agree. But not every movie Spike Lee makes is fucking Oscar Callibur. Like, I completely agree.

Sometimes they're just not performances. Well, there's not be Spike Lee either. I mean, just in general, I agree that they're sometimes like, I don't know what I phrased this. I think it's city-pointy.

I wasn't in fucking movies last year. He doesn't add to any more. I know. I know.

But like, major level characters that are not white didn't really, that didn't make a splash didn't do anything to warrant. I should realize that also points to a larger problem, which is you need a lot of money to make movies and a lot of people don't invest money and richly diverse movies. Bullshit. What was the budget on Selma?

On top of that, we've got a fuckload of security movies. Yeah, I mean, there's a nerd galore. I have a lot of... I might go be Jordan with Nachael.

Non-white characters in... In... in... in...

In... in... in... Actually, they've been getting better.

Yeah, but in general. But... but Nachael's not gonna be nominated for Civil War. I mean, like, let's just be honest.

I mean, that was not... No, no, no, no, no. I just thought the movie's winning the awards on the special effects. Maybe it was a...

I'm pretty sure that the only reason that any... That's important. I was gonna say, pretty sure the only reason that you know... Was posthumous.

Yeah. Was he gonna do a fucking job? I mean, not saying that wasn't a worthy performance. Oh, yeah.

We hadn't died, he wouldn't have got that. I guess, like, I don't know, like, Judith Pickett Smith isn't going... Oh, I'm sorry, she never given it a performance worthy of an award. No, she's like literally making two beats by that.

She's boy caught again. You're a little smith. Did he not get it for concussion? I thought he'd gotten nominated for it.

I had a cop member. I didn't have that. Chris Rock's mostly, which I'm looking forward to. I'm not saying that's exclusive.

And then, yeah, then... Chris Rock, we'd something about it to the opposite of the BET award. Which I thought was fucking like... Yeah, but...

Let's not turn this off. Let's not turn this off. Let's not go white guy. Oh my God, I watched the show of that.

Have you realized... Well, normally not watch something. Watch something. You do it cross stuff for...

Unfortunately, realize since we're all white, we can't screen or reverse racism. No, that's not screen or reverse racism. Not much is said. I'm not screening regular races of either.

I'm not saying people are blowing into that abortion. I mean, okay, I'm sorry no black actors, but I'm not going to wear the performance. I'm not saying that. According to the Academy, not me.

It's also one of those things where you kind of have to look at what it is at this base. And it's such a small percentage of people deciding what's worthy. It's the one percent. We could call it national bullshit that like, a lot of British people are...

Taking American rules. Yeah, actually there was a guy that's black-thruined fucking British. I didn't know that. And two, they're mostly nominated for BAFTA's.

Not American people. It's like, well, fuck you. It's just the way it happens sometimes. I mean, you know...

That's just the way it is. I'm not saying it's right. I'm not saying people should try to fix it. But at the same time, like, a white guy in a war show that you really don't need to be at any point.

Because that's why he weren't on me. Now if they said... What the fuck do you fucking do? If that really the best you can do?

Well, this is one of the things, if you go back and watch the Matrix movies, she had a terrible... She said awful actress. I've never been a fan of her. I mean, I remember her being in that spin-off of the Cosby Show.

I know that. Yeah. I know that. Different world.

A different world. Yeah. But my thing is, if they were to say, we're going to boycott the Oscars because they're not enough African-Americans, or diversity, on say the Academy side, that I could get behind. But just out of the nominations, it's like...

Make a change of protests the right thing. Don't protest the symptoms, protest the cause. I'm still with the whole Academy Awards. I'm kind of bored with the fact that most of the movies they nominate are things none of us have ever seen.

Usually. That's not that nice. What's Carol? What's Carol?

Carol is one of the films that can't play. Oh, is this thing you say at Christmas time? No, it's Carol's one of the films. It's a friend of us likes it.

I wouldn't find it Carol. It's always a Carol. If you don't then there's a Carol. You're a Carol.

Bye Felicia. No, it's... We should probably move on. So, hold on, let's get in a flat.

That's what we span off of. I do reel the flash conversation. He wasn't that. Was it the kill?

Pissing it up, please. Excuse me, I have to go through my face. Okay, thank you. Keep talking.

My thing is, it did seem kind of just... May... That they brought... What's happening?

Sorry, you have to go through all the walls. The cats? That's... That's sticky.

That actually wouldn't work as the cats. I know, I know. But anyway, sorry. Do we find it weird?

Out of nowhere? Not out of nowhere, but like the eobard thawn is back? The thing is... No, they did...

They took a flash of him with zero. And he says like Gideon, like, where am I? And he talks to Gideon. Well, we're going to get him to Gideon later.

Which is weird, like I said, I'd like him to chat. Not on the flash, but not on something else. However, when they go through the comics, they talk about heobard has been basically shaken free of the timeline. Like he's in his mean force, the timeline isn't attached to him anymore.

So no matter how things get changed, he still exists. No. No, you have brought thawn crates to the reverse, uh, speed force. You're thinking of...

You're thinking of, uh, you're thinking of, um, Hunter Solomon talked about where his powers are time based and that's being based. No, maybe it's in flash points. In flash points, I want to say that... Yeah, that's the one where he talks about the first.

Oh no, it was re-breath that he talks about creating the opposite of the speed force. In flash point, no, he's shaken basically free of the timeline because of the speed force that he can move in time, basically, without regard to his existence. Right, right. Or because of the speed he can exist towards the time we had this conversation.

Yeah. Yeah. There's more, you know, he was in this conversation about immortality and what makes immortality. He's like, yeah, that's right.

Um, I finally figured out why all my cables are filling out later. Okay. No, actually, it's just the case of my phone. Oh, okay.

But we'll talk about it later. Uh, but uh, uh, I don't want to go down a hoo-hoo. I don't want to go down a hoo-hoo on, uh, on this. Um, but I don't like it just seemed like...

Ooh! Just like a weird aside that like... No, it wasn't. Well, the thing is, apparently, within the next couple episodes, that, uh, Cisco's gonna fight him, which means they catch him or he comes to them or whatever, which I'm like, doesn't make any sense because like, why wouldn't he use the fact that...

Why can't he be either on the front of him? That's true. I mean, they're gonna have Caitlyn and, uh, Firestorm. And Death Storm.

That's how they bring it in. You know, he wasn't Death Storm, I was too about to go. Whatever. They're not coming.

Well, let me push all my glasses on that one. They're not following comics. I know. I'm not following.

Within the same, within that, they do have Caitlyn Snow becoming on, on, on Earth. Um, you should kill her Frost. You know, maybe that's my major bitch about the... They're doing their nots.

But they're not beholden to this work material. Which I like. I'm not, I'm not, I'm only like nerding out because it's like, maybe that's my major bitch about the getting rid of Patties because I totally picture her and Barry having the brunch relationship chicken conversation. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Niggis. He knows it. He knows it.

The issue you were talking about. I haven't shown him it. I mean, I've got dead. I'm in the way of Pattie at brunch.

And they would talk about it. Oh, they would talk about it. Relationship chicken conversation and that oh, thank god, Niggis. Hey, for Joining me.

For Joining me, I mean. I think as the show runners of Flash are doing a great job at sticking with the heart of... Yeah. Oh, maybe not.

storyline. Perfectly. There's no good pieces. My thing is how much you're going to pull the Earth 2 thing.

Where it's like there's Earth 2 Wells, now there's Earth 2 Caitlyn, Earth 2, and one of the things- What's the biggest that's the focus of the season they have in the opening? That they opened their- I know, but it's like the, like, evil twin plot is wearing a little thin to me, and I know. I think it's so I think they're I think this characters like Like Caitlin are very popular with show washers as they are Cross yeah, they would there would be a massive People are rising up Oh, yeah For a while he wasn't like four episodes until until Wells gets shot I They online they say they killed Just goes meh no, that's exactly what it is. I get that it's part one of the pilot.

Yeah The acting is super still There is no human element to this the only the only emotional thing that happens I'm gonna say emotional I don't really break down crying but the only emotional element to it and this not a huge spoiler, but that Victor Garber Professor Stein basically in the community in the joke Rufy's Jackson So that they join Yeah, but I'm just having to see Darville empty Yeah I just follow Whatever she's super cute in this and they have a great outfit The most untalented directors I've ever seen in my entire life from the director that one it's not it's not a name I see it's given them good material and they acted it like the most boring Last dick car I will really give you an example of that is when they they find a set like to all form the team and Gideon One didn't get even comes up the ships AI that Barry Allen designs But when I'm under stock and Gideon says like there's a 6% chance that any of them will join and they all come back Go we're in and then they look at Kevin Colton He wave and Victor Garber says like what about our reprobates and they go well as long as we can kill and you're like What that has never been the motivation for Captain Cold even in flash even in flash I can't think of his last name. He didn't know what's kept cool The actor, so well, I don't know he's in prison break. I said it's what we're something like I said Miller All of his monologues in this or so Not as fun as he's in flash They promoted the show they just make it a two hour fuck special absolutely I agree Other than that just trying to stretch out that part about TV shows like these sort of piss me off So first I don't understand why they did that I think This the lack of humanity or the lack of emotion or the connectivity care Would make sense to me because one they all don't really know each other you've got the atom and kid and what can I Sort of kind of know each other but at the same time last time I saw her she was a fucking crazy What's also sort of the things with the atom? In the in the hooks that they know each other but only like really tension While Guarded yeah Okay, the action was great the emotion was not No, no be the wakenerry like there's Yeah, it was super shoe horned in I thought like yeah, having like the arrow team in there was a little shoe horn to be very I hadn't really split off.

They hadn't said goodbye on arrow to And they had a shoe corn this crap in I'm with you I get it again They hadn't said goodbye to Adam they hadn't said goodbye to wakenerry on arrow they had to do it some way I'm sure that's what their solution was again. Maybe if they would have played both parts at once this wouldn't have been such an issue And honestly, let's see how the season goes and see if they develop a little bit better Okay, so you and I have this conversation where we have the five episode I'm yes, absolutely Another issue of God in legends is it's all motivation based Last week where I watch things slightly differently And that's being charitable but like looking at once again Kevin Colton heat waves motivations and then everyone else joins not because of the greater good but because Similarly there egos can't take that they're like inconsequential to the time stream like you know what I mean like he I'll tell you this Lizzie that rip hunter says like you were all brought together because your desk don't affect time in general Okay, which hey anything to say? That would be a good let it in third or fourth episode thing to say like that would have been a great reveal later down the road Not the pilot but then like they all say like well if we can remake time to make and remake our legacies They're all selfish acts holes then yeah Like what weird motivation for these people who and you know you've watched you've watched arrow like I know Pulmer's like I want to make my one of my stamp on the world And it makes sense for him to say that but firestorm in the Hawks the Hawks motivation is that fucking Vettel savage right they don't need any other motivation other than wait we thought we killed him we didn't we need to the end There was also another sub-law that made their performances more emotional, but yeah Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a sub-lac They're like I said the woman they have playing hot girl whose name I can't think of she's very beautiful She actually is a pretty talented actress like she does very subtle very emotional performances based on almost solely on her facial expression Mm-hmm like it's very smart. Okay, and it's just one of those things are Hockman is a giant douche right now.

It's hard man's a giant douche I mean he always I mean he is like much she's not personified I mean relationship between the two of these giant tick right now. It makes sense He's playing it very well. I understand his motivation And it's one of those like those were kind of the only two characters that made sense for me in the origin of legend Well, I mean I'm not saying yeah, like I'm gonna go with like let's table it till at least the pilots over before I mean a couple more episodes and then go total motivation with the wife and the kid and I'm like, let's just cram that all in there Well, really okay, I think It was implied that he wasn't right, okay Absolutely, let's talk about the new suicide squad trailer with the queen song. Yes.

Oh my god I loved it and Harley Quinn So hot breakout character of that tire. Oh, she's I I Really want to know what the scene is with Joker pulling out of like the water I really like the dye streaming out of her hair and clothing. I want to know what that scene's about I think that's for I think they're gonna go into what I mean, it's hardly good sell. I know I think Harley Oh Interesting Really like the big named actors you've seen you've seen dead shy you've seen but like in terms of El Diablo and slipknot I'm gonna get the captain boomerang it a bit, but uh Fuck you No, I think they're all watching our cam or bell rev or whatever or stungate or stungate black game whatever it is like they'll be in They're all yes, they've all been in prison in Tony Tony Tony and Fuck both of you.

You're both laughing I like the big like the big title characters like Wilson and Margarobian and Oh, but she isn't a big name until she was Carly Quinn. I mean she was in focus Between the two I Really like focus We did really enough I've really seen Kristen Bell I would like to see Kristen Bell as hardly cool The problem is she's not in real life. No, that's how she acts is that she's a little bit too I know Hardling quin cell yes, it's hardly queen She'd be a good Batman So my favorite Escape I'm sorry I know we were texting I'm so emotionally attached to the voice The thing is like when I hear those lines if I hear them my head done by I can't think of actresses They left out my head from the anime show or even Tara Strong doing it doing that impression But like I can hear and go oh that's fucking pitch perfect So I think the more I see of the movie if I can get past then go okay like that's just the voice I have to do with now I can get totally behind it The galaxy I thought Like you know right I didn't do like They have like my chemical remains to it Second of all I cannot tell you how furious I was during the original Okay, so things that I noticed they didn't really go on was first off was the big bad they didn't talk about it really at all They showed I think they showed some of it with that Subway train and the subway train splitting around them yeah The giant technical thing I think that's a part of whoever really bad is I think that hardly being in their water or lacks because it didn't really look like water Look at access chemicals fat like it look like the jokers or Yeah, I think that's gonna be our origin. I think she's gonna fucking run away Oh, she looks fucking amazing in this movie.

Yeah, she's still the purse I love that cosplay of her NDK with the correct shoes But no, I'm stuck with this movie That movie I'll see it we all know the next movie all of us are gonna see And speaking of characters right so I can spend this back to see what I want I loved that the thing is even in all this is what stuff and even in the justice to get the sports ex That they've gotten a camera and pitch perfect and I love that at one point you just seem like hiding behind a car cracking Attachment issues. I don't remember that at all. That's a great line. I know I know I know in the comics and in the cartoons They make references to a he's not necessarily cowardly, but he won't fight if he doesn't have to not in the pacifist way Well, I can I like look in the division the task force episode of I won't point their sin the thing from the justice league sound like the end there's your setup and They come across Adam Smasher, which we know from flash And in the cartoon like everyone's like no one's anything about him.

Maybe we should run or hide like it's nothing It's not that's only a coward, but Erring on the set of characters and that he's really cheap that in task force X they talk about how he said off the metal arm he goes What am I supposed to give up for you money like 75 cents? It's in my pocket or like how like the fact that he has boomerangs because they come back so he doesn't spend a lot of money on So to have like that kind of separation The fact that they kind of have like boomerang being that kind of character in the trailer already I'm like alright. Hell you so much Captain Boomerang I think the line of trailer that will pretty much define the entire movie is when she smash the fucking glass We're bad guys. It's what we do I like I like the tagline on that it's here I said brand that I didn't say duck I know I Scream that songs worth money.

I mean That's coming back this week We'll stick it to you real quick bad blood. I'll just run through it's the Yeah, no, it's the That's what was it he was trying to relax getting into a bubble bath on this Taylor Swift Yeah Much as that was such a pain in the ass to do it was so much fun What the problem was talking to the Daleks about their favorite Scarborough fair yeah Yeah, how they keep their skin so so exfoliate exfoliate Just really depressing mr. Freeze that always came back to his wife It was always like what kind of peach you do in the bathroom? It's like I don't care my wife is a frozen hosker whatever I'm not getting involved in local government take control.

Oh, yeah take control of your city council that world Was anyway That's the new DC animated Yes Batman's gone in a fight with the era tick which if you read the comics I'm really new who the heretic was It's not a car contract it's a move it wrong And so Decorating us go Maybe undercover but like has to play Batman you have Damien returning from Batman versus Robin where you went to the ashroom And then you have a Kate Kane as the lesbian battle which I'm glad to see come into any kind of continuity that's not comical Let's see that character special with her dad one by going you disappear for a while I thought you know nice girl and it was like there wasn't like it wasn't like heavy handed that she was a lesbian it was like You're not like I was like great. Thank you. That's actually one thing they did right with white Mary is they very gently Basically right where the other bar fight where it's like No, this is one of those things where it's kind of a pledge was by for a long time and that they basically just said no she's gay I don't like In your ass when you think about that remember he said in your ass No, no, I'm a ladder Right right Ideas set up for key coal Oh, arrow on arrow, okay I really liked it once again darker more violent I'm glad that the DC animated is learned like it's people our age that are watching this not necessarily kids I mean I would show it to my nephews Probably warped the fiber a bit more but then again, it's a sociopath That's all another story I really liked it once and I'd like to see the whole we talk about this with the whole grandma some Batman and Robin That's like a light heart of Batman very serious Robin Which I think is hilarious. Yeah, like I said, you have David is the Robin and he increases that man But pulling in like heretic your your favorite prego girl Marina of a Karen is back as It's back as I don't know what happened in your personal life, but everything that's coming out basically makes you seem like kind of a whore and a bitch You work for the relationship Like a whole PR firm, yeah With your new baby daddy who you work with and now you're in the new Deadpool movie as his love interest Oh, yeah, that was a while ago.

I mean she was a knockup then But I like that you know we've talked about Yeah, or a shut baby It's either like angelic or chud But I would say that um once we talked about like the Batman versus Robin had built on the court of owls And it seems like Batman bad blood is building a lot of fire thing, okay, which was the conceptual opposite of Batman incorporated I don't know how well verse we are in Batman incorporated Well, they had a great thing song Right No, that Bruce Wayne basically says Hey, I've been playing Batman with all of his tech all of his funding because he's been great for city I want to go around the world and start Batman's in every nation and then tell y'all gold turns the basically the League of Assassins into Leviathan which is the You say Leviathan I have a very loved crafty image of this giant. Oh absolutely Probably take him from that but so now it looks like instead of the court alz it's aiming towards Leviathan Especially with the character the heritage which I was well Because I was right at the end of the beginning of this episode, but it's a The the accelerated clone of Damien which he was in the comics that they basically got a clone form of Damien's which they hint at in the in the comics Basically the replacement parts it's very much the island I liked it. I know it's Michael, but I like it Yeah, I like the island just fine, but bad blood once again DC animated can really do no wrong in my opinion I even re-washed green lines from first flight really weird hearing Victor Garber as Sastra Also into a car real quick because I'm gonna see I didn't really want to be like that nerd run like I was like But I'm Real boy If I don't do a donkey getting drunk a lost orphan island What Oh no no no no no it gets worse when you think of Orphan donkey show Which combination of those things is it is that Norfolk and don't keep it's a donkey fucking orphan is an orphan turning into a picture of my face right now Can we just talk about Agent Carter for the love of God so it opens with the donkey show no Well, she's got LA no so um really the big part it's so Basically it's Agent Carter goes to LA to solve a case that's vexing the SSR in the LAPD Which is during a heatwave part of the lake is frozen over and then there's a body in the middle of the frozen bits It's kind of no no no I know it is kind of the black dahlia that is she's kind of the my guffin of it that body is a Mughuffin of it we find out she was banging this industrialist and she was working at like a Destine classified like science center called ice a 9 Well, there's only two episodes, so it's still unsolved too I don't think I was calling the black dahlia at all I I've been searching for my entire life. I'm I was a joke.

That was a joke. That was a joke. I'll talk about it on day But no you have like interesting love triangle because you had the sexual tension between her and Guy with horrible Russian name. They got the crutch.

He's got the Russian name in his real life. He was in dollhouse Yeah, yeah, yeah, but he was like the wounded veteran in the first season he ends up being the chief of the LA branch and And so she gets out there is a now embroiled in There's no the rich guy That was banging the quotes black dahlia It's part of the council of nine which is a secret society you do see Ray Weiss wise come back He played the head of what would become Roxanne in the first season and then you see weird what's called zero matter or dark matter which apparently this season of Agent Carter is going to instead of playing into shield and Captain America to the whole hydro thing Weird enough love item It's gonna play into exotic matter and dr. Strange Yeah I'm interested to see how they pull till this one till this wings angel isn't she and they just cast It sounds so horribly racist that they basically cast BD Wong as Wong That's that's all true by the way For a little bit career in those people that realize he's had a resurgence with Jurassic world and then he was in Mr. Robot.

I mean he also he was in You He was the minister and Oh, so I guess I know he's about what the third season I think is one that guy found a guild Well, you know longs make a white fuck you. That was good No, not glass don't do that So heroes reborn finale. Yeah, I literally I'd written in my head way better than what it was You finally realize there's a lot in the last episode like anyone talk shuorn dab Let's talk about the shoe horn of that the twins powers like needed a conduit which explains where Bennett went right by blast of that coming By the way Which sucks is I really liked Noah as like the connective tissue of everything yes, he was I Honestly thought and tell me this would have been a better end Instead of the twins powers like creating the anti-healy which was Is that what it was? Yeah?

They undid the ozone damage Flip right I mean this the big bad of the solar flares Timey and right because magnetic holes at a flip at this around the same time Way We temporarily be down right so basically rebuilt that magnetic field quicker than it would normally I honestly thought that the twins would save it by her the girls Like nature abilities and then honestly I thought that he would have especially He was in every now and he says in the show where he says you trap me there for so long I learned all new shit. Honestly. I thought he would like phase the planet like ahead two minutes Or what you know what I mean? I honestly thought it was gonna be like on that level It's like she can touch him and put him in like control like the nature spear so speak Yeah, and then he would be able to phase the world like through the the healy I don't think her powers are nature based I think her powers were magnetic based They were a Baliales I thought she'd want to weather base because she had like stopping windstorms and stuff Yeah, and really really Nathan's power is to absorb other people's powers, but right but he's got heroes powers at that point I was led to see like you're not gonna come back in for all of us.

What's that in flashback? Yeah, I was surprised they never actually did anything with the girlfriend as far as you're about I really kept waiting for Oh, she's gonna get powers. No, I know that she says and oh I know Thanks, right The hero story I think if they would have compressed it so they went 13th I think you could have done it in 10 I think I think six you would have lost some stuff. Yeah, you would lost a lot of luke and what's his name the wife Which did you think it was weird like he's like it's my destiny to like defuse the first flare like that was weird Yeah, exactly like the whole thing is like he's uncontrollable for three episodes, so I think they could probably have done it in Six little short.

I would say 10 give it give it give it like a cable season. You know what I mean with the 10 episodes Losing a little bit of Nathan or Luca whatever you want to call them. I don't know anything as Luke as Well, I was really convenient that ever now had all of his memories over able to unlock all of his memories after they were taken by the Any guy like it just was like it just seems so like it was typewriter hands. I mean it was exactly typewriter hands I Shout out girl, okay, it's all about as if Phoebe or Sophie Phoebe That was like Well, it seemed weird with like the whole like oh he's that Quinton was like the quote of a butterfly, but like it just she and him like it there was no chemistry there was no Like I got the sense that there were siblings that didn't get along But that wasn't the relationship that they should have had they should have been very close and that the whole thing's like he's concerned about everything and she's not and See I think in like six episodes that wouldn't have been that wouldn't have come across as well I'm sorry.

We're talking about stuff on the white board. Is that okay? Take a note. Um, I think you're the only person on this podcast.

I've never fallen away on the other person's ever I know I know The flu and Dave was here the thing about that character the sister Phoebe Yeah Uh, she's just dumb the whole idea of like she still believed that Eric was coming back like I was fucking gone. You dumb. It's like they're literally going to town. It's like no one's there No, you don't idiot well at least fucking parkman had the fucking like foresight to be like the net well for him But he was like fuck you.

I've got your daughter and your unborn grandchild like give me the fucking watches He was I watches yeah That's their bad guys. It's what they do. They stole a bunch of I watches I I thought it was a very season two ending. I guess you can you know what I mean?

Yeah on that one Very hurried very everything was kind of crammed in everything happened really quickly in that way very typewriter hands Like we said my biggest thing was that it ended with end of volume and you guys have said like though They're willing to go ahead of crings got more ideas Which is weird because why would you end it on a cliffhanger if yeah, right? But like you know like why would you end it that way if you didn't have more ideas? Give himself a yeah Angie trade back up is the new quote unquote police procedural on TBS with Rashida Jones and sure I want to say it's jare burns who did you never watch dumb? Neither of you guys watched a justified The mood Her partner is the Iron Man Kurt whatever his name is from your mother Yeah, the hockey guy that Robin dates for like all three episodes if Iron Man Kurt Connors or some bullshit like that It's not a police procedural per se It's on TBS If you liked naked gun if you liked police squad if you liked airplane it is that show it is Fucking hilarious, but in like the like in the dumbest way Like there's a part where in the first episode she's interviewing like the Whatever the the quote-unquote murderers like wife or an Ella by and she goes coffee.

She's oh no thank you T. Oh, no Thank you Euro like you know it's like it's that it's that naked God It's that very soccer brother humor and at first I was like this is kind of stupid like ha ha it's stupid But like as I got into the first ten episodes I got put out I realized like how smartly dumb it is. Does that make sense? Yeah, like like yeah, I mean absolutely I highly Yeah, I highly recommend Andy Tribeca.

I think you guys really like it I know I throw out a slew of shows you guys with with that and man-seeking woman I will watch the crap out of me I I highly recommend I think it really like Andrew The one movie I managed to watch this week was actually Jim's game. I'll finish the last one and what Tom Hardy is the main character Yeah, it's when I confuse Stretchworth with scratch and was like what is this DJ documentary he seems I think is so funny Which is very much good big I didn't watch it. I managed to figure out that was looking at the wrong thing The drop is basically it's one of those like Boston crime movies, but Tom Hardy plays a bartender and the bar is technically owned by Jim Gandolfini he sold it to the Chechnins, but he runs it But basically like the bars around Boston are set up as like drop points for money laundering and each You know, it's a different bar every whatever so the cops can never track it because it's random. It's seemingly randomized And it's all about like Tom Hardy's kind of like two weeks of life But like two weeks in his life about the bar becomes a drop for Super Bowl Sunday, which is a huge thing He finds a dog and bonds with a girl.

He runs a foul like they get robbed at one point And you find out that the robbery was like a test for like to rob them when they're an actual drop You gotta get sucked into that even though he doesn't know he's running the robberies It's weird seeing Tom Hardy play like kind of the quiet sympathetic Nice guy Or if you've seen any other movie he's in because it's like Bronson mad Max like Jane Yeah, but still a badass this one he's not I don't want to spoil anything on this section that good of a movie I Didn't like the town I didn't like the town for a very They change the ending yes, yes, I know that in the firm Which doesn't happen in Boston But the drop is recommended to me That doesn't make any sense at all I highly recommend the drop it is a level it not a shovel it especially James Gandalfini James Gandalfini's it's the last movie And once again plays Once again, I would watch the shit out of it Oh my god, just watching him spin I I'm finding a happy place right now just thinking about it From ever being like torture for information to be like to get Tony's a prino's a DJ But yeah, I highly recommend it Okay Or about a Bing something like that something very Jersey But like yeah, he once it always plays like you know the guy from Jersey like he's He didn't disappoint him the guy was amazing actor once and Tom Hardy I'm nice to him play like the really quiet almost awkward like guy like he's really It's not public enemies even though he's in the I know it's a time I can't give a name off to my head It's not Oscar bait for this year. It's Oscar bait next year is it based on release And it's like it's like public enemies like set in the 1940s It's another very piece. That's basically You can't say another period of family giggling. Can't wait for that to come back this year.

Okay I only have a couple things left on here one I guess over Netflix has a series that's been up for quite some time called chef's table Okay, if you like food at all watch this fucking series. Yes, all right It's all in that place. It's a reality show. No, it's every episode They concentrate on a world famous chef for one reason or another It's a little bit more of his backstory than his personal life and how he came to have his love affair with food And why he doesn't move the way that he does Like I said, if you're even vaguely interested in kind of like a document or series.

It's absolutely It's wonderful. I've only watched the first four or five episodes By now completely obsessed with an Argentinian chef named Francis Malmell He actually tends to cook basically out in the middle of fucking nowhere with fire robots But he can also do fine dining and it's amazing and they did and I can't think of the origin of the farm table chef He's giant D bag and he totally has the French chef temperament, which is bullshit because there's no reason to scream at your kitchen like that Okay, but it's it's fascinating like just the relationship with food and why everything is the way that it is I didn't have a I didn't have a thing about What we use in the shadows Stuffs What we use in the shadows Yeah, so I'll go for it We use it with shade We'll split up with the externals You're less it's still just gonna be forever Well, no, I think of what we're not doing is like every six months or once a year we do this See that's what we know It's gonna be something that changes over time obviously We'll kind of a checking point like go hey, it's been a couple months Yeah, you're red The entire recap will be you change Like every day carry That's not a noise for those of you have a concealed carry permit I think I've experienced it before six hour P to nine to ten to two nine sass into a 40. That's my that's my Interesting, you know, we're in Colorado. Yeah, I can carry absolutely carry It's got the R.

F. I. Do you think inside? It's a hard case wallet My rocket raccoon on it Because I can't keep you from keeping my wallet It's that raccoon that James Gandalfy need to move it When I started when I was carrying a regal wallet I was just not giving it to fans I can carry so much So I lost his Oakley ten-foot carbons They're expensive, I really like them Tablet, I use the Google Nixis 7 2013 model, which is now six years old, three years old, but it's still worth fucking great Ever worse than what you need it for?

A little bit of goofy gaming, but mainly streaming to my front gas Which is also on my list because I don't have cable I really watch everything through the front gas or through the Amazon video app now that I found on my TV Yeah, we should talk about some other apps Yeah, my phone We don't use it in the shadows I'm still loving the LG V10 that I got a few months ago One of the only phones I think left my market that is removable battery and SD card It's 32 gigs on board, so I thought that'd be enough my Nexus 6 that I had before this one was also 32 gig filled it up like nobody's business Do you love that Nexus? There was an external, but there was no external, but we had stores to it, which is bullshit Headphones, huge fan of solar public for cheap decent headphones About a hundred bucks for the tracks on your V8 that I have and then I've got the wireless Bluetooth Shadow headphones from them too, which I use the two walls on Can I ask you a quick question? Sure What apps do you use? Like me much every day that we have a really tough time I got in there too, but I use a much everyday podcast public Yeah, which is why you sold me on Doug?

No, Doug is the first one running my podcast public to me There was before here tonight, really? Podcasts, yeah Good, I talked about the podcast, you started using it I don't get to talk to me about that before I went to get me in a podcast because we were talking about Android apps for it So yeah, podcast public, Spotify is what I use for streaming And Dropbox, I take a box of Dropbox for a terrible storage Actually, pretty much everyone that I know that works in a professional setting where you have to share, it's Dropbox Oh no, we'll be using Dropbox for this part of the show in the next month I also use Google Ads, I do a lot of things I do a lot of stuff for a software on Windows 8 Linux And then probably the Mac version too, it's free, it's really easy audio and things that work Relatively powerful too, it's fucking free And then I use Bandsintal a lot, which is basically if you want to keep track and find out exactly the second someone else's a concert that you really like Because that's a track artist So if they have a secret share, we're a surprise share It fucks out, yeah, it also lets me when I travel a lot If I'm in LA and I'm a fan of the second I try my phone and realize it's in LA Oh, these guys are playing the night, but yeah, because of it's a Bandsintal I think you search for it to find it, I think it's all a word Well, that was a app, sorry, it's a question That's okay, Amazon I go, I love that stupid thing Every time I see a commercial for it, I can think of it as 17, it's equal to 17 My watch that I like a lot of watches, but my everyday watch is the Citizen Go where it goes It does some battery charging off of motion, but the majority of the power comes from the fact the entire face of the watch is a giant solar power So it'll take it from the logic light as much as any source of light created will, it doesn't require necessarily suddenly My everyday backpack is the Go Runchy R1, I love that fucking thing I've had for 5 or 6 years now It's a great show I will not have a backpack on my list because I switched them out so cut directly I'll have a backpack, but that's the one I always go to, especially on travel Like you know, I like to watch people, or my dad's a watch guy, I'm a backpack guy And Deb, you know this because you've seen me go through the rotation I used to go back Yes, because you know, I don't have the picture if you want my phone with you, I think Captain America is shooting I know, but it doesn't have a lot of pockets I used to be a backpack guy, like that I'd possibly go, this is a J-R1, I have a bottle None of driving, I don't really feel the need to switch up bags as much as I really need a new purse I'm just gonna draw a dick on it Just find me that dick bag, it's just your filthy form out You want me to give you a dick bag? I also like to go around and tack out, but they have this one This one has to be like, why I bought it from them? I bought lots of other hats that have a little metal on it Yeah, the little metal on it And through work and what I have made up fucking dead in the pocket I have, honestly I have one as well Fuck that, a little button on top You can get out, but not hard usually But these guys just do the buttons, but one of them has got the little one on top of them Me neither No I think actually, it's not everyday when I do go.

The challenges now have a whole different set of points Oh no, you mean that you need? I got a rocker and some of the J-R1 as their cheaper backpack Same design, same with the old laptop sleeve It's literally designed for carrying 1-8 I have a 20-35mm plate for them instead of bricks now And the 3-liter water bladder save my ass on that last one You guys hear me use it all the time I came forever Oh, oh yeah! It's a tiny bong It's a tiny bong? A tiny bong, yeah It's a tiny bong It's an iStick 30 watt battery with a kangaroo tip so sub-take on it if you're in the vaping you'll know that means if you're not that it doesn't matter.

I was a kangaroo, I wouldn't put that in my mouth. Kangaroo. Okay, I'll go J. That's kangaroo.

Oh. Fucking, Jesus. Uh, dubs. Your buns.

Um, I got those from my dad for his birthday if he loves them. Yeah, you're just for some of that too. Like he loves them, he wears them like restaurants and shit too. No, because my dad, he's a musician, I told you guys this many times, he's a concert pianist.

Like I said, my dad is, his hobby now is rearranging the sound system for his around sound, a TV. Like I said, I got him dubs because he can't even handle restaurants, which I totally get if I'm there too long, I get a fucking headache. But I got dubs and I want to say I got them on sale for about $20. Yeah, usually they were really cheap.

The company is fantastic. I got them from my dad for his birthday. He loves them. And my dad is, I won't say he's anti-technology, but he's not great with new things.

Okay. So they're basically a modified ear plug. Just try it. It's one of your filter.

That's exactly what it is. So if you look at them, you know what I'm saying? Well, you wear them when you go to like EBM shows a lot. I wear them a concert.

Yeah, because now that we're old concerts are too goddamn loud. Well, they're not too loud. Goddamn kids. It's not as though they're too loud.

But they're slam dancing. I would like to still have my hearing when I get older. I was just following this. I've given up on that, but okay.

No, but he's completely right. It's in your filter where you can wear it to a show and now you're still going to enjoy the show and not have the stupid kids like 20 feet away screaming right in your front near you. Maybe still here. I'm just talking right here too.

The filters are really nice. But also, the Santa's 32 gig wireless drive, it's a USB thumb. It's a USB stick with also an access point. So you just have batteries and you'll just turn on attached to whatever you.

Don't be sure. I mean something else you should add to mine. The Nikon D300 is my camera for years now. This is kind of a work thing, but it's also I keep my bag all the time.

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