Real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good. Ladies and gentlemen, hello and welcome to another edition of America's Best Sports Canadian Sports Podcast. That's right, real good show is back at it again for another week. It is episode number 138 and episode, I think, promises to get us back to our sports talk roots so people have been missing that recently.
a big big day in the city I think. Fuck the people. My name is Justin Morris that and with me once again as always is. Stefan Hack.
I am John Cullen. And Stefan, before I went to air, you just shouted out of the room to Rob to ask if he had just peed on the cat. Can you please expand on that further? Well, so, okay.
So, okay, so look, we've got Rob and I are roommates and we've got a cat. I'm in Oscar. Sorry, Rob, who? Rob Whismen.
Oh, okay. Yeah, cool. I know him from Twitter. Yeah, yeah, so we're roommates and we have cat.
That's cool, man. Like he's really good. Lots of people know him on Twitter. Yeah, he's very, very funny.
Yeah, cool. We have a cat named Oscar named after the pro wrestler. Yes. Oh, I thought it was something different.
He is a, she's a little Helian. But so I'll be peeing with the door open, which is normal to do. Absolutely. Does Rob watch?
All your roommates love it when you do that. Yeah. Well, okay. You don't know the layout of the apartment.
There's no way anyone's going to see into the bathroom. And the door is like, no, it's not like wide open. It's like slightly ajar. But the cat will push her way into the bathroom and she loves the toilet.
And so she'll just jump into the middle of your piss stream. Okay. So like a secret service agent diving in front of the present. Exactly.
And then I'll have to put her in the shower to wash her off. She hates that so much. She's like shred my arms up. So wait, you said the cat loves the toilet?
She loves the toilet. Okay. Here we go. Like your tweets.
Also love the toilet. Because they're shitty. Wow. I was going to say because they're often about the toilet.
Well, that too. Wait, so I thought the tweets were the toilet. No. Well, I mean, yeah, your tweets go in the toilet.
Who doesn't love the toilet? Well, I mean, people have been inside the app. I don't know if that's true. But when I was in the toilet, it gets flushed to go to hell.
Is that hell? But going to work, I think. Is it? I think that's true.
No, I think the lights on the poop. It dies. That's like a poop funeral. I think technically though, is when the poo be going to work in your body?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what I mean. Wouldn't it wouldn't it long for like the sweet release of death? Oh, I see what you're.
Well, no, that's that. But again, so the the okay. So a toilet is a poops graveyard. I guess.
Okay. But technically it's not no. See, I don't know that that's true because technically the poo is not it's almost not formed until it's out of you. So I mean, technically that's where the poo comes to live.
So I'm thinking that like leaving the body is like getting out of bed and then going down the toilet hole is like we go in going out the door and leave it. What does it do? It just hangs out in the sewer? Yeah, with all its friends.
I don't know. I think that's I think that's as you get older, you realize you can never go home and poop teaches us that every day. That's right. I love I there's probably a lot of people who turn into this tune in this episode for like serious hockey analysis.
Like, oh, the toilet is is the poop cemetery. No, it's where the poop lives. You fucking moron. Yeah, exactly.
That's the poops home. It's where the poop goes to die. I think that as a show, we're going to have to collaborate off air to the side of the official poo slash toilet metaphor of the show. And then we'll report back next week in episode 139 our official poop metaphor.
Of course. Okay, I agree with that. But we're calling this episode poop funeral, right? Yeah.
Well, I don't know though because we didn't agree that that's what was happening. Yeah. Okay, that's a funny term. Although I guess that is true because oftentimes you like candles when you take a shit.
So that's not the air of a fever. Exactly. You bury it in like the toilet paper is like the coffin, I guess, right? What?
Yeah. I mean, I guess so. It covers up the poop. And so people who do that prank where they light poo on fire and put it on people's door steps are actually just screaming.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I'm always praying for breeze after funerals also. Well, yeah, dead bodies smell too.
Yes. That's true. Make clear. Never shit on the cat.
Of course. Well, I would think that your bony body would be covering the toilet enough that you could not jump in the mask. Yeah. Yeah.
It's because of the elongated bull. If there's a ramble, I'd fall in. Wait, are you saying it like age 28 you don't know how to use the toilet paper? No, I'm saying the ramble is wider.
I'm saying so I would fall in. Oh, because you go skinny ass. Yeah. Yeah.
That's what I was saying. You used to work at a toilet source. I'm not like anyone would know. You would know.
Were you guys there when George was peeing in the toilet? Did you guys ever see that? Yeah. I thought you did.
I never saw it. I know you mentioned it. That's John's old cat. My old cat.
I was starvation. No, we didn't die. It's still around in the toilet. No.
As we know, the only thing that dies in the toilet is peeing. Yeah. You agree? Okay.
So you trained your cat. We trained your cat to pee in the toilet. Yeah. Yeah.
It worked for a while. And then we went out of town. So we gave him. We were able to buy my ex-us-parents.
And then he forgot. He just like brought the toilets to the over to their house. But it just like wasn't the same. Like cats just have to know they're like one toilet.
And then they can't handle it. Otherwise. I think I would pay probably if there's like, if there was like a ticket based thing I would pay like a hundred dollars to shit in a human sized litter box. Just to see what it was like.
You pay $100 for that. For the experience. Can you just like go to elementary school during off hours and use like their sandbox. Why did you say elementary school?
Why didn't you just say sandbox? That's our sandbox though. Well, no, they're in playgrounds too. well other playgrounds to well-wearing playgrounds mostly always a good as a child you could always saying is what you should have said just so that it wasn't uh...
we have to have the narrative of seven going to an elementary school shitting in the sandbox is that you could buy a sandbox that's true most of the class exactly you're going to turn on and then you could buy sand is not expensive we have a much of the evidence as a little bit of a shit sandbox you know i bring this up it's not the same thing because like the whole idea is like the catler is the experience by the right i can buy the turtle and fill it with kitty litter that's so but again that's that's so expensive that would be less than a hundred dollars how much is the total i don't know what the turtles and i'm going to go to the table and what's what is what is what the volume of the turles and i'm looking for the kid the turtle sand box costs thirty two ninety nine to be back to the other that's a great deal because the one thing here is forty dollars and this is a thirty two ninety nine and it holds uh... it looks like it said what's ten point five leaders no no it's like ten point five inches long that doesn't seem like a long enough i guess it is ten-and-a-half feet yes ten feet ten ten feet by eight feet that would be thirty two dollars no way that's what you have to do that is a lot of the things that's what's going on and it's made by little tykes and it's not forty four inches by thirty eight inches by twelve inches so it's a good high uh... okay that i think the one i'm looking at is almost like one of those like gardens those like zen gardens that you rake but it's not a lot of the shinnazen garden too yeah like you don't see it looks like you don't sit in this one it looks like you got a sandbox volume kai i see the little tykes turtle sandbox yet that you're right that one is forty four eighty six and wal-mart dot yet okay here we go i found a sandbox volume calculated for how much sand you need to put in your children's sandbox okay uh... and of course i'm going to use this for catler and then imagine how much that letter shitting into it so because a big bag of catlers like ten bucks if you need like three bags of hundred boxes about right that's something you're right so i think you research this before this and a seven pound bag for fourteen dollars that's yet that's really bad quality well what does that matter to you no i want i want to use the best of all you like it's a first of all clump yet it's not it's got to have a good for breeze kind of cross branding that's over uh...
absorbent or whatever now that absolutely here we go and we got this so it is that the issue is that it's a bit of a shit in a plastic turtle in your backyard all right i think i got this yes all i i'll answer that question for you yes so the turtle is okay forty three point two five inches we're doing this by the way this is happening i've no we are not doing this no but you're yeah you're i'm what i'm not doing anything to you i'm not this sounds like the opposite of a party the diameter of this okay uh... turtle sandbox this is like stephens to make a wish foundation it's like terminally ill i like the idea to that stephen does it almost like when nor mcdonald does the burr Reynolds impression like almost a flippant lee like uh... i was one of the shim one of the service you know what i like go to you know what it takes website actually has how much sand it will hold on one hundred fifty pounds of sand oh wow but i think that little the little extra sand box will hold so let me just go seven-pound back here that was fourteen dollars yet but that's again i find my captain this is clumping this is the good stuff that you would need to fill it you probably have to fill about half so you need to have a step-by-five pounds yeah so that's a hundred fifty bucks plus the cost of sandbox all of a second i got i got i got to find my cat litter of choice that okay since it's okay okay because you guys can uh... talk amongst yourselves one thing i don't want i was your week on house recovering from your search again i woke up this morning and i have a i have a small uh...
sack of fluid by my uh... by the inside by the incision who yes so it's not you guys want to see that has been drained uh... they're not sure yet they said that most likely that my body will be reabsorbed like will be absorbed in fact it's not infected in fact it's just like i don't know stuff and you want to see it what we are not to see your answer it's not too bad it's just like what if you don't want to see it and don't i know i do want to see it case it's like right i can't really tell okay so you have to smooth this down a bit case so it's like right here so it's like a little tennis ball i sort of see it okay yeah yeah like if i stand like this you can see it's like damn it's not too bad though it's actually gone down a bit it was bigger this morning okay so i found what i've been getting my recovery is going okay thank you for asking i'm doing a lot better but yeah this was a weird i woke up this morning i was like what the fuck is that so looks like i just got a little tennis ball okay so the doctor said it's fine this so this i've been using that one side yes bullshit i've never had a beer gut in my life so it's been in a week shape fresh step uh... clumping litter is the one that uses for breeze okay it's actually it's actually a good deal so it's twenty five pounds for and it's on sale right now it's twelve dollars um so we're saying what seventy five pounds yeah so you only need two three of those yeah and you're good yeah so that's that's thirty six dollars plus the forty dollars for so seventy six dollars u.s plus the term i want to be cost me to um shit in a in a turtle sandbox fill the cap which is not much cheaper than you thought it would be what's at twenty four dollars cheaper i think when you when you factor in um like the ticket master fees and stuff i think it would work out too about the same um because i'm a bit different from the big part of it so um is that that's what that's all we're talking about this episode yeah of course that's the big news of the day of course is whether stuff you know shit in a sandbox or not um no i think we saw that great episode guys yep thanks uh thank you for tuning in no uh daniel and henry's adine announced this morning that they uh will not be back next year not in vancouver not anywhere they are hanging it up and calling it a career after uh i guess they were drafted nineteen years ago but they didn't make the jump over until two thousand yeah so it's an eighteen year or nineteen year career here eighteen yeah yeah essentially my entire hockey career yeah pretty well yeah good rinsed to my say it's gonna be so so weird watching the Canucks without like it's it's just gonna be really weird because i i started really really watching hockey in their first year um and i i watched kind of like piecemeal before that with like friends who were really into hockey when i was like you know ten or whatever um but only really got into it their first year and it's i don't know it's it's gonna be so strange and i'm genuinely terrified so what they're gonna do with all that cap space um they could do something really good with it you know they could weaponize the cap space they could they could use it to start a proper rebuild um or they could sign uh jin's name and jin's niel to uh six or seven year deals um i think we know which is more likely tyler bose act yeah i don't know if it's just that i was like a kid and so it like your idea of sport is different versus being like a cynical adult watching stuff now but like remember we're growing up watching those west coast express teams and thinking that like that group sort of felt like uh uh a family in a way you know like a hockey like family i don't know if that makes sense at all i don't know you know yeah and whereas like this team outside of the sedines just feels like a random disparate collection of players it's just a bunch of guys so it was easy to be invested emotionally in a group that felt like they were all together in something and i don't get that vibe from the Canucks anymore outside of really hunter-kendaniel and losing them next year i think is a big blow to emotional investment in general well i feel like that only happens if the team is good like if your team is good then you're like oh they're a team they've really come together these boys uh hell yeah and if they suck you're like nah they don't care about each other they're not they're not fighting for that's probably true i think that's definitely true i think also they could be bad and still entertaining at least for sure personality version and and it's like the team has had dips and spells where they have not been good during the city in stanier but they have always in my mind mentally been a part of that group so they're like a through line through everything sure yeah for like the last 20 years basically uh i don't know like i i kind of felt like at the beginning of the year when they put out that open letter in the player's Tribune that they probably weren't gonna come back because they felt like a saying it without saying it this is the last year buckle up for the goodbye tour basically i sort of wish they had explicitly said it so i could have come back to watch them play one final game but uh i guess i can't be too mad at them yeah oh i know you can that's just classic though like them not wanting to make those things about themselves right i mean my dad was gonna go my dad was gonna go up to hombi island and has like canceled the trip or at least delayed it so he can go to the last game yeah he's trying to take me to one of them and i very much appreciate that i can't go to one to the last one on thursday because everyone who would cover my shift is already going to the game maybe i'll uh maybe i'll go to the last one in a leaf stirsy hey with hey the last step next week it's gonna be good you guys check it out the other thing i'm really bummed about is not getting to see them play with that peterson yeah yeah that was the only thing that i like i definitely i agree with justin uh that i felt like the when i read that player's Tribune thing as well that this was gonna be their last year but then i thought once peterson started getting really good and they hadn't really said anything and it was the calendar was going on and on and on i did start to think like okay you know what maybe they are like maybe they are going to say one more year just for peterson and maybe dallin if he's coming and this was the year where like the wheels did not fall off they're still like combined for a hundred points this season they still showed that they've got something left in the tank and maybe there is something to wanting to leave before the fully bottomed out and showing that you can't go anymore because maybe like there have been signs definitely this year where like they just don't have the speed to back up really bad defensively now yeah it's just like they were getting a lot of ozone starts so you kind of wonder like how would that work with like all the rookies next year um but does it really matter if they get completely obliterated defensively next year like next year is probably right off as well so yeah i think that they seem to be like pretty conscious dudes and they probably felt like because the thing is it's not just like i feel like it's more excusable if it's one player you know if it's like one player's like ah you know what i'm coming back for one more year and it's going to be good but they probably thought themselves like shit like if we run out of gas next year we're taking like a whole line for the team and you can't scratch them yeah there's two of them right so that's one whole line of your team there's you can't scratch both of them like that's never going to happen they would cost the team probably five million a piece like it's just what yeah i feel like they were at least conscious of that like oh if we both come back and we slow down even more then that's not very good yeah and they get to get out while they're still i wouldn't necessarily say on top but they're both 50 point players right now and that's looks like still pretty fun yeah they both got their thousands point yeah all that um like their thousandth game it is just disappointing though because like you said like Patterson coming over and you know Jonathan Dallin and who knows if the team drafts rasmus dallin or not probably not obviously but like you know there's something to be said about just having a swedish role model for a swedish player coming to the organization because like like when uh Alex other broke the rookie scoring record or the defensive scoring record rather uh last month like all he could talk about the entire time and it was really like the only time of ever heard out's ever show any sort of emotion in interview whatsoever was just talking about Matias Oland and how much he meant to him coming over when he entered the league like having somebody there like that to teach him like how to be a pro player and uh and like you heard it last summer like Thomas Grudin i don't know if this is just like rumors or whispers or whatever but him being super disappointed that they couldn't get Patterson over and Dallin over this year so they could have like one year of the sedines to kind of like the way basically um and it's sad i guess like that that isn't gonna happen but also yeah like you said it's this is like you've just handed a newly extended Jim Benin uh like all kinds of cap space and there's honestly nothing more terrifying as it connects to man than that it's i'm i'm so i'm genuinely so scared i mean i think we mentioned you mentioned edler and i think this does open the door for an edler trade because like you know the sedines are gone now so i could see him waving and he's had a really really good year actually on on a train rack of a team he's been genuinely this is like a renaissance year for edler like he's been great yeah um so i could see i could see him being traded now i think he has gone for sure um i i don't know like to me obviously the ideal off season for like the Canucks could be a playoff team again next year if they win the lottery and get Dallin uh Tavares signs with them and they trade for Eric Carlson um and like there's like a one percent chance of it happening but there's a little chance of it happens yeah i think they will go after Carlson hard they went after Suban a couple years ago so i i think they will absolutely go after Eric Carlson because did you see that he grabbed the puck tonight i did yeah i finished the puck out of his own now at the end of the game and quietly tucked it into his pants yeah he's done yeah i mean i i wouldn't be opposed to them trading for Carlson the only thing like but again only if they win the lottery this year then i won't feel as bad if they like because they'd have to trade the 2019 first rounder and i mean auto i would ask for the 2019 2019 first and peterson like 100 percent yeah rr bester and even like the fans who were like well i would accept the twins coming back next year provided it would be in a reduced role like there's no role that they could take they'll be more reduced than what they were already doing this season they're playing third line even straight minutes that were like bumped up by power play time and like you know they're already playing basically the brand and sardin line is your line two behind horvat that's just but that's just what it is in terms of who's been getting this time this year so to say like oh it would be nice if the twins came back in a more reduced role like that that was it this year like there's not there's no more reduced role this year than like straight up making them fourth liners it was really fun to see that and they probably wouldn't want to live that either there was a conux uh reddit post obviously it was on conux uh reddit um talking about the draft and like oh would you would you pick like a center i think cock and yummy maybe or i think walls from sometimes play center in any case this guy was like well no we're we're senate center you know we've got horvat, sutter, gaudet and then like dad yeah you're like oh my fucking world i wish like these people have been like to go off like on these people i mean that's a day where all for the most part all conux fans have been on the same page um but i do want to say these people have been like lobotomized and i had people say to me like well why are you even following this team if you hate the management like don't you should just stop complaining and just just enjoy it and it's like i i like the team and i want them to be managed well that's why i complain about them yeah and it's something that i think it's this mindset uh it's people who treat treat as just entertainment i mean it is obviously in the grand scheme of things but when you're like this invested in it it's not it's more than that well i also think that like that's just a stupid argument because like if this is like you're saying like oh it's just entertainment like who cares well i don't want to pay and watch bad entertainment like if someone like if you went up to that same person you're like hey man like i mean i tell you this year you're gonna spend five hundred dollars on movies but you can't go to a single movie rated over forty percent on rotten tomatoes yeah like there's a reason why i went thought annihilation and not tomb rate yeah exactly like it's not you just try you just try jesse by the way don't hey well that's fair enough but uh i'm just saying like i just don't understand that i'm like if you're invested in this thing this entertainment thing like of course you want the entertainment to be the best possible entertainment it could be like it doesn't make any sense it's the same thing even if you like what's the first thing you do after you go to a movie you turn to the person you went with and you go so what do you think yeah it's good or bad let's talk about it let's talk about it and you don't want to be every time like fuck it was bad oh it was full bad again oh boy it was bad again oh man eventually you'd stop going to movies yeah exactly all together yeah um yeah no that's that's that's super true fuck i mean i think that you actually see this attitude from a lot of conox man i don't know if it's because they're just younger or they're just dumb i think that is hard not to be too rude but they're genuinely just like you just support every move the team makes because they're the gm and you're not if you knew what you were doing you would be an angel gm and you see that sort of appeal to authority all the time which is impossible to believe in a in a league where pete or charelli is an angel general manager and also for years yeah and also if that was the case then why are these same people so uh vehemently anti-gilis uh he was an angel gm i think he knows what he's doing yeah exactly that's my other favorite argument well if you're if you're so smart why wouldn't you be an angel gm uh what well i was playing the angel which is kind of the pre-requisite yeah exactly yeah you're already uh behind 90 percent of the people um anyway uh would you guys like to field some questions sure yeah a lot of questions about sedians today so i will return to my role i just i just want to say one more thing here we go which is which is like one of the reasons that i kind of wanted them to come back next year other than like my heart is just not ready to let go of them is that like this is a bad team that has been very bad over the last three years and it's going to continue to be bad probably next year and the year after as well like yeah there are pieces here for an upswing but it's not going to start next year unless they get dahline it's the only way and even then i don't know that dahline they don't have a one c you need a one c to be good and like we if they get dahline then tomorrow's time yeah exactly then they might get to various if they get dahline and to various then they don't actually be good then they're a playoff i don't remember if i've talked about this on this show before or not or if this is something that i brought up on 650 but uh we did like a radio special from dice nice like the uh charity casino night thing uh a couple months ago sounds like uh the uh new uh dyson model of uh so blower uh like the dice and ice like a month and a half ago we did this radio special where we just talked to a lot of the guys about you know taking a night away from the rink to do this one thing and bow and brock did it together like they did their interview joint uh and they basically just bagged on each other the whole time and had a bunch of fun making fun of each other for like how bad they are at cards and like how bad they are when they play like mario card on ds against each other and blah blah blah and like fortnite presumably yeah and they seem like they are kids who are still having a great time with the team and doing like all these things in a year where like everything's kind of gone wrong and like there's a lot of reasons to probably not feel super great about things and i feel like a big part of that is because like when shit really goes bad like when the team has their like worst of the worst efforts when they are just impossibly bad and the knives are out and the media is coming with hard questions after the game that is when henry kendaniel always step up and be the guys in post game to answer those questions and basically take a bullet for the entire team be accountable for everyone else's mistakes and take those questions and take those answers and take that accountability on behalf of everyone else and i know there are people who will say that like it's just the media it's just questions how hard could it possibly be but i feel like that is when being a young player on a losing team like actually starts to sap your soul when like losing takes away this being a fun thing that you get to do is like being asked like 1600 times over the course of a season why is your power play bad and like henryk has had to answer that question probably like legit 3000 times over the last three years and there's something about legitimately 1000 times per year there's like something valuable about having someone who can take that bullet on behalf of young players and i don't know that i'm necessarily ready for those young guys to have to like take that responsibility well they won't if you listen to Jim Banning today who said he's looking to lewie erickson and randon sutter to fill the leadership exactly randon sutter is going to be the captain so i can be the captain it's going to be so funny i can't wait okay so this is a question from jason wickman and now that the sedines are retired who will people blame next for the conox refusing to rebuild my gilless they'll just keep going back in history 100 percent you think by now they realize oh it's not four years this is jim Banning's team and the next year the sedines will be gone but i saw oh no they're just going to blame it on the post-sadine blues oh okay right without the sedines so let's kind of blame the sedines yeah that's actually a good point it's like sadine hangover yeah 100 that's 100 percent what's going to be what the first year of the sedines like what do you expect well you're fucking blaming them like i don't know i need another beer one sec i'm gonna go uh lewie erickson it's not fair to lewie erickson with four years left on his deal to try and like knock this thing down rebuild it can happen how could that be fair to him right yes that's true next question uh jordan henry uh speaking of next year's captain what kind of bet do you have to lose before you buy next year's captain's jersey which is brand and sutter i mean mate while they haven't said he just said like it seems like sutter maybe good branson i think corvette will be the captain i don't know that they're gonna go there immediately but i would i would assume that they will probably i don't go a year without or maybe go six months without go a little while without and then eventually just be like it's it's both team was this through the next captainist no it was uh what kind of bet would you have to lose to buy next year's captain's jersey well i would hate to have a brand and sutter or erica branson jersey because that is what's gonna happen it's gonna be one of them it'll be kind of like a soft gap captaincy maybe for like you know only four or five years and then i know i'm kidding i think it will be horvat but i do sort of agree with jordan that like that's the likeliest thing but i also would not be surprised to see them go brand and sutter because he's like oh he's the veteran voice in the room and they fucking they're always pumping up is like a big leader they are they could have been so many promotional positions in ways that make no sense to me considering he's like so i'm like my bet is it will be sutter and it's just it's gonna be glorious it's gonna be so fun is it like is it just me or is like i feel like the fan base like doesn't even acknowledge sutter is like a player like no okay i'm guessing that to me that's ericson like we've just given up on lewie ericson because we all know that he's a problem and we're just stuck with him for fucking four years i just mean like i feel like yeah you're saying like i see sutter in like ads for the team and everything like that but to me he's like the one guy where i'm like oh right he's on the conux still that makes like to me like ericson i always know is that like i feel like sutter's like the guy that if you just ask like a casual conux fan like name five conux they would like never name brand and say no casual conux fans love brand and sutter because they think he's like this gritty defensive because he has the left name right because they all talk about it because everyone talks about how good he is i tweeted this but if you see someone wearing a brand and sutter jersey you can safely write off anything they say about it yeah no that's probably fair that's probably no any wrong the Leafs have had those guys over the years too yeah like how like how would anyone be like oh that's my that's my guy he's like he's so boring yeah yeah like he has country music for his goal song oh my god i'm sure he's i'm sure he's a nice enough guy but my god i mean i he's inoffensive is a long word because he is offensive i mean the contract is offensive like he's the first the first race of redry clause in angel history to brandon sutter yeah yeah it's bad and just like we talked about this on the most recent now bag the things that he has said publicly like he basically attacked the fans over wanting the team to tank last week yeah he attacked build open and said he needs to find his balls last year like yeah and i mean not not sutter's fault but jim benn can bring him to put he literally was like i'm not comparing him to patris burgeron but he's a major on type player yeah and i think i believe it's it's our friend pet bugs uh who has has the tweet where he quotes he takes a screen grab of that quote about sutter as version on it's like it's even money the connects will not see a single playoff game during sutter's contract and i would take that bet i i certainly would also he has four years left i think on his deal which is he's being paid like five hundred thousand dollars per goal so well suggested the reason he's not sutter he's not scoring is because he's getting over the defensive match up i mean technically both of them probably right but maybe eric's even longer because he scores less than has a higher contract okay last question and then we'll move on to our clip of the week and i'm gonna say uh so the question is from erin makai what was the biggest fallacy that would piss you off when people talked about the sedians and i think a lot of people talk about their toughness so maybe choose something other than that because i think that like anyone that actually watched the Canucks knew that the toughness angle wasn't uh oh to me it was that like they didn't care and that they weren't like outspoken leaders like everything like you don't have to be outspoken to be a leader first of all obviously none of us are in the locker room but everything you hear about these guys is like like it's just respect towards them from other players but obviously not like you know troglodyte's like shan for it but um i think just the idea that they don't care um and i mentioned this earlier and it goes along with the toughness thing too that also goes along with karen uh in the lockout in 2004 uh henrykotts slashed on the tip of his pinky and they were like okay well we're gonna have to set this and it's gonna be like a three or four week thing and this is in the lockout yeah this is playing for moto during the walk this isn't playing in the NHL this is playing for i mean his hometown closer his hometown team granted so instead so they were like okay well three or four weeks uh for it to set and heal or we can amputate the tip of your pinky and you can play tomorrow and he was like oh okay wait i just just chop off the tip of my finger and i'll do that and no one that's a story that gets forgotten i posted that to day people were like holy shit i never knew about that yeah like that's a that's a story where in the 2007 playoffs against dallas ryan kessler asked for that to happen and they remembered and they didn't let him do it they held him out but just him asking for it was like this like legendary story that got held up forever henrykotts actually did it and most people don't even know that that happened yeah they also used to work out this one always was insane to me they had this workout routine where they would put like 50 pound weights on their backs and roller blade uphill like wow that's so ridiculous these guys were like these guys were really tough uh like the the punishment and shit they had to put up with was insane and they rarely got injured either yeah so yeah honestly you look over henrykotts career and almost every season other than lockout shortened ones he played the full lady too now sometimes he was playing through injuries and doing that which was not always the most advisable necessarily but yeah like they were just never injured basically other than daniel had like a couple seasons um but yeah i mean like you said seven like the respect thing there was that story a couple weeks ago where uh like patrick sharp has been desperately asking for a sardine sign stick for like four years and they finally gave it to him after the game that they played a couple weeks ago just in case but like the fact that there are teams there are the guys on the other team who like desperately want sardine sign sticks from you like i think says a lot about the kind of player that you are especially a guy like sharp who would have faced them in the playoffs like three years in a row in chicago um but as far as like the biggest fallacy that gets my goat with then we're disregarding the lack of toughness critique i would say that that they're the idea that their cycle game and like the kind of style of play that they uh i i mean there's never i don't think there really are any players who've ever played the game like those two guys ever so i was gonna say like the kind of style that they popularized but it's not like there's anyone else who plays that way who's boring you know i think people compare it to like the fucking mechanical way that like i don't know like team germany plays soccer let's say uh but like if you actually watch the sardines night in the night out yes they're not players who are going to score off the rush necessarily all the time but they still did that on occasion uh but there's no way that that cycle game is boring like these some of the most insane puck possession shifts that you will ever see where the team just has the puck on a string in the offensive zone for like upwards of two minutes and does these fanciful beautiful things with it and result in these like incredible passing plays that lead to a goal like that's the sardines style of play yeah people who say they're boring have never watched them play that's that's basically or just don't like the things about hockey that you should like exactly yeah like there's more to hockey than just scoring a nice shot off the rush you know the sardines made brad lugo which score a beautiful goal that they should be in the hall of famer's based on that yeah like biring bits had like a string of games where he scored like ridiculous goals way brook bank scored a goal with them get a multi-goal game with them wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait is literally a caveman he scored two goals in one game playing with the twins he thought what a hockey stick was an hour before the game okay well with that let's move into our uh our clips of the week this week we have two because they're both short and great we had a couple that came up right after the last episode that we did came out with on power of course and uh...
couldn't pick between the two because they're both so excellent uh... where you want to start john uh... we can start with a quick one this is from uh... the boston red socks they were playing one of their last uh...
spring training games of course mlb has now started and uh... mookie bets was uh... the red socks uh... outfielder was miked up and he was uh...
he was chatting to the announcer's about something and the ball was hit in his direction and uh... his reaction is uh... is great wasn't a walk on you just drop the mike walk off knowing that this is a strike and undone i wanted to but uh... because you know so good just like how that kind of sense of humor i mean obviously it's a spring training game but just great like the ball was like so far away from a pick up and through the second play and make the play well he just meant that he wasn't gonna get over the course of course but yeah so funny just a make a joke in the middle of that so great and this uh...
second one comes to us from the national the court lacrosse league one of the uh... well-known places for great sports clips of a new for us in the last of the first of the colorado manne and uh... i guess uh... two guys uh...
were were put in the box uh... presumably for uh... for exchanging some pleasantries and uh... the referee had a had an interesting panel that probably just finished watching slap shot exactly the store understraint themselves that is like part psychologist part like uh...
uh... you know playground monitor to be so good i also my favorite like my underrated favorite part of it too is when uh... is like they're showing the mammoth guy and he like is trying to get water out of one of the water bottles it's not working like frozen on the ground and so it looks like he's mad at the ref for saying that he's not he's just mad that he can't get water water bottle but going back to like your playground thing it kind of looks like i think i would have been like frozen water bottle on the ground is just perfect timing so i love that we talked about that with what's called the stuff to you like i don't know why more officials don't do more of that stuff is just fantastic go off script and introduce i feel like and i feel a ref to do it every so often yeah well there was a lot of the might carry always used to have a very exaggerated like outside but it's a defense but i don't know second-round but really much and truly that's a lot of you know yeah yeah i think it's a lot of you are hockily alright and i have a rough week mispronouncing words okay i thought first of all okay either the western candidate and look it up and it is d e c a l how do you pronounce that all that all they fucking you know it's not you it's americans yet it's a detail i know yeah so i which is like roasted on the stream for saying that because we got the jesse that had which you guys signed but jesse decal but what you just fucking say and it's like what's a normal that's how you say it the decal is crazy it's the same thing i know that's the way i think i think it's because decal sounds like well i'm from ontario and ontario they also say decal so i feel like it's more of like an eastern slash american thing but to me like when you pronounce it like that it's like you're saying that you're going to take like you're gonna take the calories out of something like or this is like a low-fat it's a decal product like it's like it's like the difference between like resign and resign it's like the same kind of thing no it's like it's like pronouncing metal like me tell yeah well or like one of the pieces of a flowers blossom p-towels so you don't say any other word like that yeah it's so the argument that almost swayed me was uh f-e-c-a-l-fecal matter you do say fecal not fecal but you don't say fecal no no no so so it should be decal well yeah i mean so we just call it between the two and call it a decal i cannot tell you happy i am to hear you pronounce it like decal yeah decal to me sounds correct but i said it and i was like i had no idea what the problem was like that's just how you say it at the same time you do say monk so no no no no that's really what i was worried about so many things i think i say mad magazine wrong i put the answers on mad magazine no i don't know i think rob me have just been uh who puts the emphasis on magazine mad magazine no i know that's weird it's a green day thing no that's but you're right though mad magazine no i know i know i put the emphasis on magazine it was an important part of any magazine's title decal decal fucked with me so bad because i people were like oh my god they'd never heard it before and i was like have i been saying this wrong my whole life like it was a very weird moment but thank you guys for no problem did you get roasted as well for uh pasta uh see the thing with that is i'll kind of say it differently from time like i'll say bagel versus bagel i'll just switch them up i don't have one that i stick with because american's all say pasta with something i would say all but some of them i have to use coast west coast that like it was all these regional things it's so fucking because i say nowhere a pop coke all that shit too because i say drama and people give me give me they say it's drama so i get roasted for that but i feel like i'm gonna wear that though drama drama drama yeah but that's what i'm saying just a lot of words like that where i'll switch up the pronunciation it's kind of just like whatever whatever your fear yeah i also i also i also got a ton of shit for the way i say about when i live down in state well of course i like i got an attitude but like here's the thing like i know that i'm not necessarily matching exactly how american says that word but i'm not saying a boot no it's because it's because they say it's because they say like ow like we say like ow and they say ow that's why yeah but then they say that it sounds like a boot but then when they say yeah but their impression is nothing like what i'm saying though yeah but i'm saying in comparison to say oot and a boot but it's well some people are but that's besides the point and on terrains in mid-as-seultan Ontarians are saying oot and a boat sometimes a lot of Ontarians do say like that like capernest will say like that on yes then highlights but i'm saying we're going to a shoot out yeah but it's like it's because they it's because the emphasis thing again like we put the emphasis on the like ah we're like about where they're like about but i'm at least so it's like a different mouth shape if i acknowledge that impression i at least do it accurately because she will like people like that say shoot and a boat we're going to shoot out let's say oot and a boot no one says a boot no no it says americans get your fucking Canadian impressions in order all right i think when you guys come on go upings for the drafflottary stream we can set them straight the only time i say a boot is when i'm trying to fish and i don't catch what i'm looking for you know what i mean guys like oh a boot did you get a tuna john what is it it's a boot oh fuck it's time to quit the show that's officially the worst bit we've ever done uh okay well let's get to our top three questions yeah hey yo it's the top three questions of the week on real good show you know what the fuck it is bitch we've learned CFL podcast up in this motherfucker Russell look out we need to rescue ourselves from that uh let's go in the mailbag this week yeah fuck you know a lot of seeding questions yeah we got we answered some of them during the siddin section but uh person comes in from jacob new at jk new uh if cap space could be spent on non-players what kind of things would benning spend the 14 million that the siddines take up once they come off the books and i think i i think i have the perfect answer to this i think i think jim benning would buy a blimp yeah it seems like the type of guy to be like cool blimp super cool blimp travel it's gonna make a big comeback i tell you what absolutely that's a fun uh fun little trivia fact for you guys the spire of the empire state building has built for docking blips yeah it was a mooring for blimp's that's right or as they called them airships uh i'm gonna say he would buy just like he'd go to wholesale let me go to aliebaba.com and buy like 21 million dollars worth of those little sponge dinosaurs that grow slightly bigger yeah definitely uh you're feeling swimming pool with like sea monkeys yeah i mean in in jim benning's defense we did spend 15 minutes talking about how much cap there needs to go in a sandbox i know i was gonna say i love it i know i was gonna say i love it's amazing i do love the idea though that jim benning just watch like sky captain in the world of tomorrow and it's like blimp's remaining in the company it's happening uh so i'm gonna go this entirely on a green screen oh but yes no uh oh i don't know 14 million dollars yeah he's gonna he's gonna buy the world's largest turtle sandbox i mean i don't know how much blimp's cost who blimp's are not that expensive actually the top okay a top notch helium ship costs about 12 million but i am reading an article from 2006 that said blimp's were about to make a comeback that uh that like this is so great reading this article it says this sub that's the headline is the sub us two hundred thousand dollar family aircraft of the sky yacht and uh it's uh it's just the whole article is about how you could uh how they think that that's what's gonna happen in the future that screw car is we're all just gonna have personal blimp's that only cost two hundred k um i also love the idea that jim benning like watched the opening and closing ceremonies of the korean olympics and it's going to drop like 14 million dollars on drones colored light drones and also like they're gonna in lieu of like mainly now it's season ticket packages next year they're just going to attach each of them to a drone fly directly to your house it's like uh what's what was that ring at the doorbell others uh there's a bank over connect to drone at the door yeah because like some of the smaller market teams will actually like send team players to draw off these ticket packages so you'll see like Colorado avalanche like well naked mckinnon came to my house this morning what happened for you guys um like a drone yeah i live right next to running arena too so i'd love to just like look off of my patio one morning yeah and like 16 000 drones just fly out of roger's arena it's like the uh rise of the right of the balconies it's like the uh uh cedar harry potter with all the owls like coming to the tower you see all the drones coming out of roger's arena uh this next question 200 point question and he is now in second place alone with 700 points comes in from dan and he asks if you could send one text message to anyone in the world who would it be and what would you text it can be a message or an image who i know right that's a big uh god damn that's a really really good question right who um well i know what i would send i should figure out who i would send it to i would send the the gift of wolverine lifting up uh towel and revealing his gigantic block like a 100% that's what i'm sending because who would i send it to who would who would result in the funniest possible reaction um who would get the angrass about it and i'm gonna say um Sebastian gorka who's like notorious for getting really really pissed off online and uh if i had a direct line to him and could send him the wolverine flapping dick gift i would do it that's a great choice oh this is such a large open-ended question i don't right it's very difficult um john do you want to answer i don't think i have no one to stand i just don't know who i want to send see i don't feel like i have like a really great uh philosophical answer to this i think what i would do is i would send the photoshop that nick myers made for me of me and austin nath use on that boat off the coast of florida last year and i would send a tostanathius i'd be like hey man like it's destiny let's hang out this summer like we're doing it i mean i'm just like i'm really like i'm only tying jackson play for up to a chair and threatening his life away from getting austinathius own number so i mean it's not out of the realm of hossing that that's steaming casino royale where uh he just gets like thumped in the bottomless chair with a nod on i just have to go to halifax and tie jackson to a to a wister chair with the bottom pick and i'll exactly and just be like you don't whip his balls and ask with a big rope you know why i'm here it'd be like i thought the state would come okay okay i have mine now so i'm sending it i know exactly the time that i'm sending it also i'm sending it on july first during free agent frenzy coverage like the live spectacular tv special uh i'm sending uh to dairn's rager on tss and while they're doing like their insider panel while all like the trade information is blowing up their phones i'm sending dairn drager the uh pig poop balls uh photo nice on live time vision that's all right dairn drager's blocked me on twitter so uh i respect that move nice how did how that happen uh because it was last year when he was trying to run knee lander out of toronto oh yeah he like he kept like he kept doing these radio hits where he was saying that the leaves were gonna trade knee lander and i can't remember who was like oh they the big thing was they were gonna trade knee lander to the ducks for brandon montour of course it was going to be to these cousins to exactly and that was the big thing they're trading knee lander to the ducks for brandon montour and so i said oh it's nice to see that dairn drager's back on that i wish my cousins still worked for the toronto may police tour or something like that and then he blocked me and uh to him i say good riddance thank poop balls to you sir yes exactly uh well done okay this uh the 300-point question i think the dans question was maybe better but in keeping with the theme of this episode i feel like this is a suitable 300-point question this episode is about pooping in a sand exactly for our homer samsung at tan kov and he asks uh if you could poo in any receptacle what would you know uh if you had a twin what career would you two do exclusively together and how good would you be at it and uh i am going to now i don't want this answer to sway people into thinking that i think that i am very attractive or whatever because i don't do i i think that i love the idea of ironically being like twin male models okay like subverting that idea of like it's all like oh the hot twins you know like even that they i was reminded of that and that's like commercial commercial guys i got a swedish twins um kind of like subverting that idea of the tuni exactly so it's like subverting that idea of like just me and my like shitty hipster twin but we're like male like when you're a friend did the like doo-dwar thing that like viral it would be like that but we would actually like people would really get on board with it and they'd really like it and we would like do all this kind of like stand up comedy career after something like that but that would be like we'd go viral by like mocking the twin thing you could also do a bunch of photo shoots where it's like pretend that you're looking in the mirror right there's no actual glass there so that like one of you is looking the other way or whatever you know i don't you're picking up one i'm like absolutely i'm coming up with the shoot right now and honestly the shirt you're wearing does scream photographer absolutely sorry this like floral print shirt like unbuttoned halfway down with a bit of his chest hair showing and it's totally like okay make love to the camera for me it's my bartending shirt it does very very well i don't know what that means you do know but not in the story we're gonna call on the air right now okay wow um i've got i've got an answer okay go for it i would be so i would i would be like a like a camboy like an on the camera and we had it set up so it looked like um there was like a mirror in the room and and everything i was doing was like mirrored by the mirror and then i get like build like a big following and there'd be a big reveal where it's like no that was my twin brother the whole time like the prestige yeah but like legitimately all of a sudden he's gonna he's gonna do something different and like we'll both be like people will think it's magic yeah so sorry i stepped on you saying that you'll be whacking up yeah well no we're camboys it's like a yeah so but people think it was one guy who was really into like the other guy you know a full length mirror and then all of a sudden yeah you guys know what i'm talking about you guys know what i'm talking about you guys know what i'm talking about you guys know what i'm talking about yeah everyone gets it who could who could not follow that yeah it makes perfect sense to me uh i'm gonna go with um with pears ice dancing because obviously yeah because obviously like we got the there was a big hollabolie about that brother sister sure ice dance tandem for the states yep this olympics and of course like the the big key that ice dance is like will they won't they like you know chub romantic chemistry well yeah i'm gonna do that except it's gonna be dancing with uh like genetic copy of myself and we're gonna be well is it gonna be a woman no no okay that's that's two uh twin brother ice natures okay and then there's no category for that yet so i guess i have to make it hey the olympics want to be progressive they want to be progressive they'll include us in sestrual twin winners and allow us to beat look we're not incestuous we just have a will will they won't they chemistry absolutely look stephen it's not that's part of what ice dancing is like that's what tessa and scott is all about you know of course of course we want to believe that they're in love with each other even though they're not and for this people will want to believe that i'm in love with my own twin brother but i'm obviously not already wanting to believe this we will go from there into everyone's favorite segment because it means we're on the home stretch the cherry on top of our simple sunday where we pick the things we like from the world at large one good thing if a lot of people love each other the world would be a better place to live gentlemen what do you like i like the uh i'm gonna pick something with a theme i'm gonna i'm gonna pick the uh daniel sittin between the legs goal against the calorie flames okay cool yeah good choice a good moment yeah that's one of that's i saw that live that's the most insane goal i think i've ever seen live that's cool it's fucking ridiculous and like the between the legs part was obviously really nice but i think the past was actually somehow even nicer he's been a ramble in that same game right oh he might have i feel like i was like at their best that was that was one of their art ross seasons that was henryk start ross season yeah um but i feel like daniel had two insane goals in the same you might be right i think he may have had a spin around a goal that game both of them were just like insane in keeping with the theme where i do not care about the sittians i will be choosing something different uh i'm going to be choosing a comedy special by mark forward and it is called mark forward presents mark forward and for those of you that don't know mark forward is a very great Canadian comedian one of my favorite comedians and uh he's a very uh independent guy uh definitely uh marches to the beat of his own drummer and so he just decided to do a completely self-funded comedy special and uh it's absolutely fantastic i watched it this weekend with my girlfriend and we both loved it and uh yeah he's one of my favorite comedians working so if you're an american listen to this and you like stand-up comedy you probably haven't heard of mark forward so you should check them out uh you can find it's on vimeo it costs a dollar to watch it or five dollars if you want to own it it's on vimeo and uh yeah you can check it out so just go to his twitter at mark forward to so there's two d's yep and uh and check it out he's absolutely fantastic so that's my recommendation uh i'm going to stick with uh the theme as steffindid and uh my one good thing this week is uh being uh a privilege to have witnessed the entire playing careers of handwritten daniel sedene in one city and himself and and plus steffin you went with like the iconic daniel moment i'm gonna go with the iconic henryk moment for me anyways which is the uh it's a it's a goal in i think game four of the western conference final against san jose and i guess there it is yes it's the past between the legs it is the henryk sedene passing between antineemes five hole the final expirals in the crease for an e-cabin 18 points combined in that series so i don't want people to think they don't perform the playoffs yeah uh they weren't staying on that whole run but especially in that series and that goal like i've never seen anything like that i probably never will ever again see someone thread a perfectly placed pass directly through a goalies five hole to a guy on the other side it was out of one's name uh and i'm also grateful that they announced that they're retiring today just so that we can stop the fucking petty infighting on team tank that i'm not gonna stop that i'm somehow uh i've betrayed the tank by like not being mad that the team isn't is winning by playing the kids like i i didn't say i'm happy about it i just said i don't care or that i'm not mad honestly kind of that point too like it's so exhausting caring so i just don't care i just literally cannot believe like i called a banning bro yesterday no no but that was really funny yeah i liked it anyways uh yeah henryk sedene what a fucking pair of beauties those two guys are i had a couple of you'd say about i know i think there is something to the fact that like we got to see two players play their entire careers in one city which like almost never happens you know what i want to see um in the last game this season i want to go to a shootout because i currently am wrong i think henryk has ever scored in the shootout i have no idea probably right yeah i would love to see them sort of shoot a goal before the the season's out well he's gonna smile that's my question he's making history this year already by being the only player ever in n hl history to score more than 50 points in the season or even more than 40 points in the season without having more than five goals i love it well i don't you never know you could get a hat trick that's true but even in his final year it looks like he's going to set like one final piece of n hl history of the heads out the door and with that that will do it for this week's episode our roommates have been heather and ben once again a producer Dan because that i was been enjoying his uh fine dinner this evening of vanilla coke and bold barbecue Doritos to match his of course breakfast of champions pep and shed and fucking energy drink nagas buys all of his meals at gas stations what can we say um but you could help him have the money to be able to afford to go to a restaurant or even 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me this you know what whatever just watch it just watch it's not to be so let's go with kings we'll be on there for the draft lottery live stream um yeah that is where our real-time live stream is gonna be this year yes yeah which i think will be that'll be uh better than youtube i would yeah i'm sure all of your regular viewers will get to uh tell john and i how much we suck live as we uh you know no they're not we have argued i think it's a rare thing on twitch is that we have a very positive um just don't just don't they deckle i hope i hope they tell me that that we suck i welcome it i'm going to intentionally they deckle as much as possible i'm going to antagonize everyone you know until next week i'm Justin Morris at seven john holland be real be good be real good turtle sam box god damn it i i thought i was thinking of saying turtle sand box to be honest but i was like i should say sateans so well you guys uh i think that that worked out though i felt like i had it jumping out of obviously obviously it's so obvious what it was gonna be i thought all three of us could say it together turtle sand box no i i was i was i was i was just trying to read stuff it's mine and i thought for sure he would say turtle sandbox no so it was a coin flip i almost said turtle sand box almost a poop funeral which again that you can hear uh all right well thanks everyone for tuning in and then may your poos have great funerals send them off and stop and we've got to thank some donors so if you want to be thanked to sit around goodbye no wait was music to come and then we say well yeah goodbye that's not enough to buy yet oh okay bye see you guys later okay bye okay so uh thank you to dog lornin who just upped his pledge from five dollars to ten dollars and sixty nine cents he's a wonderful thank you dog he's a wonderful man a great man and thank you also to ujin chin who edited uh their pledge from four dollars to five dollars and eight cents that is music to my ears specifically sweet chin music to my ears sweet chin music is like a kick though you want to get kicked in the ear oh it's like kick to the mouth right for the jaw yeah but you said you wanted to yeah it is but you said you wanted it to your ear no i was i was making a him raising his pledge it's like music to my ears yeah i know but but you're saying it's like just like two in this route to get to these sweet chin music to the ears which is a kick so you want to get to get to my google home going off there i did yeah okay i was trying to capture hey google uh who are the sardine twins all right coz now yep according to wikipedia i don't love it when definitions begin with that me too anyway now we can play bye okay hi guys hi hello all right well hi shut the fuck up there someone else lost take us out say he won't hit one more time and he doesn't think that's really really what you need after re-quan the chef you guys okay and claim you have some problems you go emergency toilet for five minutes you're and then you say you don't hit the leg and you don't say sorry you think you're good to i ain't get this voice we're gonna come two minutes to think about what they've done