Well, it's just a clap that podcast that didn't kill anyone this week, apparently. None of our podcasts killed anyone this week. You have podcasts? No people?
I'm pretty sure it's just this one. No, no. Guess I want a damn. Not yet.
Looking forward to that one. No, we did let me like within days of his birthday, then he died. The David Bowie thing. None of the three people that brought up last week as birthdays died.
Right. Yeah. No. We did use our powers for the God of Mankind on shooting the gap where we did a list of people we think should be dead.
Do it. did not Adam Sandler still alive. Dr. Phil still alive.
The Kardashians did not die in some awesome house fire. Not horrible. Wouldn't be tragic. I think it should be a plane crash because then it's a lot more likely their kids wouldn't be there.
I imagine like cat-a-bombs I'm like in the self-work with it. Well it's just one of those things where it's like you know they do have children. So you never want a child to die. Well I don't want to make my such a Kardashians.
Yeah I mean it's not their focus. There can be only none. Yes because either duck or I have ever recorded when we were massively hung over. Yeah this isn't doing for me though.
It doesn't happen for me often and you make pretty much all the right decisions. So good on you. I'm really like celebrating something or just like that's just fucking me. That ends in life.
Yeah. Because it ends up right here. I'm going on a Monday so. You're basically on vacation.
It sounds like a recently go drinking. I walked into the office yesterday I grabbed before the younger guys that are on the team and I was like all right we're going to bar. They're going to bar. Like it's just a bar.
Kind of bar. Bar. I think it people in it. They're like okay.
Well let's trip or pull on the bar. Oh I meant to text you yesterday. So you know I've been listening to that audio book I've been recommending to you. The White Trash Zombie series where it's set in New Orleans.
She used the phrase in the book quote my heart gave a lurch like a stripper who realized her pull has been greased. Wow. That is a phenomenal description. That is a great metaphor.
Yeah and it's just one of those things where one first I laughed and then I started to imagine three stripper pulls. I see a new competition. You can write that greased pull the best. Or that really good practical joke.
Oh it'd be so good and so terrible at the same time. Yeah one of the guys is most of the girls that use pulls are actually to do tricks with not just like hold on to support because they don't know. Well don't they wipe the pull first. Yeah.
But yeah like I said I meant to text you but I wasn't sure if you get the context of the text. It wouldn't matter. I wouldn't have enough. Like I said my heart lurch like within the confines of the story was happening.
It is the perfect description. Yeah my heart lurch like a stripper who realized her pull is greased. And of course started laughing hysterically but I have a headbones in so I bring it around the sidewalk that I was insane. Yeah.
Something I don't miss about listening to stuff on my headphones is I don't look like the crazy cackling bastard on the fucking bus. Yeah. We should really start talking about things. I want to get it out of the way first because I haven't watched it yet.
But you guys watched the Lucifer pilot? Yeah I watched a month ago. I watched it this week. I liked it.
No I cannot see why you're watching it. Thank you for watching. The casting on Lucifer is pitch perfect. The actress playing the female detective.
I like her. Guys playing Lucifer's fucking really good. Yeah. What's Tom Ellis?
Sure. He's done other stuff. It's just such a departure from the Lucifer pilot. That's my issue.
It vibes like a sleepy hollow like supernatural plus detective. Like I don't I'm not a big fan of what's becoming that cliche. I like that. I like that.
I like the pilot. I'd be interested. I might check out the second episode and see and that's where I'll make my ultimate judgment. Yeah.
Personally not you know. But I like what I go on with it because it seems like you know the point is basically that the longer it was for state out of hell the more human he becomes is he fresh on getting? Yeah. And you have like the gods pissed at him for staying out of hell.
Yeah. I like that. It makes sense. It is kind of you know.
The community starts kind of poisoning him. Well they never. Oh no they do kind of get into that in the in the same comic where it's like because the key ends up with the angels. The key ends up with the two angels because it has to stay like in the family.
So they end up serving the key ends up starting to completely warp one of them. So that must be in Lucifer. Yeah. It's not the same name.
It's either got to be in Lucifer or the dreaming because it's not the same name. You're right. It's probably Lucifer. No there is a part where they talk about how one of the angels let us speak touch the ground in in Sam and it's very brief.
But yeah. It's right near the end like during the wake or yeah the world's end where they do the kind of fairy tales. I have a whole lot of Lucifer. My caries kind of hit her miss with me.
So I was a big fan of it. I hear it's one of Lucifer's great but like his run on X-Men was fucking cool awful. What was his run on X-Men? What sort of a mystery?
They didn't really have a lot of like it didn't have like pop out storylines but he brought in Mystique and a saber tooth he was trying to redeem. Yeah. Like it was kind of the brotherhood of Good X-Men or whatever you want to call it. Like you know what I mean?
Like he was like we're going to bring in some kind of murky morality into the X-Men and I'm like nah nah I don't. I mean he's not Chuck Austin by any means who's known as like one of the worst X-writers ever. Right. And he's fucking god awful on anything he writes.
I give you no snare. Sorry. Yeah it was one of the worst X-writers ever. There's a reason I remember South Land Tails and fucking Green Hornet.
The worst movies I've fucking seen. But no so my carie at the time was hit or miss and Lucifer was kind of his one thing at the time. I really liked Lucifer. The end was a little bit unsatisfying because I feel like they went off on a weird thread.
But in general I really liked the whole run at Lucifer. But the premise of the story is like Lucifer is like oh all these wrongs aren't being righted on earth and I'm going to do it. It's a little more complicated than that in the graphic novel. I'm sure.
Because in the graphic novel there's a whole thing where the Archangel, I must say Michael, probably who's the only one that has the ability to reproduce has been captured and they actually do manage to basically create the grand daughter of god. No, his name's I would say Lena. Not Sarah Finn. No, it's not Sarah Finn.
Well, I guess that destiny. No, at the end of it they get into or just angel. No, I was going to say near the end of Lucifer they kind of get into a pissing contest for the day of the universe and it's between Elena and Lilith. Which makes your way.
There is no greater pissing match with God than in battle Pope. When God and the Pope fight and God like he's usually this giant head of like you know the whole beard and all that. And then he like kind of like forms his own like you know male body but he's naked and the Pope just looks down looks like God goes that just there doing Tim Thanks, bad. Well, like Pope ends up sleeping with Mary Magdalene and he's like how was it?
And she's like you like to do and she's like that's pretty good. He's like what pretty good we're going again. Like you know he's like you know like dehydrated and he's like okay okay how was that? And she goes you know yeah and she goes she's like what the hell he's like she's like what do you have to remember what been with?
Bear in mind that's Robert Kirkman. Robert Kirkman. Guy who wrote what? It's just such a departure from walking dead realism.
Sure. Thank you. Yeah, it was locked. That was what was it?
Okay. Um but it's just like I said battle clubs such a departure from like the really it wasn't a departure hated battle but way before you walk dead. Most people are familiar with it. Correct.
Okay, sorry. Moving on. We finally got the second half of the pilot for Legends of Tomorrow. Better than the first part.
You mean with titans? Poilers. Talk man dies. Zero not a spoiler.
What's with tiny like what's with like uh what's what's what's with the what's with the on your ant man like I'm kind of over. Yeah. Yeah. I'm over the atom like having the suit like he needs to have the belt he had in the comics and then they're building towards that that what he's basically been told he can't take the suit and wear a case he loses tat again.
No but then they give him the suit back in the little action figure. That happened. Okay. I really like.
Because Rap Hunter says like don't lose a part of it again. I really like Sarah in this episode. Usually you can take these guys out. Still kind of stone.
All of the pot jokes were so great. You can never in the white go go boots in the white furry 70s coat and then she knocks out Victor Gerber's younger self with a bomb with a bomb. Yeah. I love the pot jokes.
And then they grab the joints at the very when they're leaving the lab. People dressed like this smoked a lot of pot in the 70s and obviously had effect on the fashion. I thought once again like the heart of the episode was once again with Firestorm where Gerber is talking about how he sees his younger self and how he thought he had matured but yeah like it's his ego that led them to give himself away with Vandal Savage at the arms sale. The arms sale wasn't a little bit more like in Chuck when they go to like the the Supervillian arms convention.
Did you sell it? I don't watch John. I don't think it's called like weapons con but it's somewhere in the Middle East and they go for like the giant Supervillian con to buy these next other weapons. I like Dark was there.
I didn't like Dark was there. I was reading that Matt Mabel is going to show back up. Raj Algul is going to pop back up. I was reading that episode six.
We talked about it that yeah you're gonna have the Dark Knight return screen arrow. Just weird because I actually just got done rewatching the animated Dark Knight returns. Oh really fucking good. I mean because I fell on this weird hole where is that watch we were gonna talk about later where Michael Ironsides in it and it said like Michael Ironsides voice Batman and I'm like why do I not know about this and it turns out an episode of the Batman animated series.
They see three kids talking about their versions of Batman and one of them is like the Dark Knight returns and Michael Ironsides voice is Batman and I was like I'm going to watch the animated one. Really good. Same before. Yeah so I'm excited to see that on on Legends.
I'll keep watching Legends just because I wanted to see where it goes. I don't the thing is flashed no pun intended it had legs a minute. They learned their lessons from Arrow. Arrow didn't.
Arrow didn't and that's where I'm gonna give Legends benefit that out. It's a huge ensemble cast. I was talking about Hunter. I just like Rory's getting work.
I'm just saying I think he's supposed to be their quote unquote leader. They could have done pretty much the entire thing with just getting in the ship and none of him. Well they do run rough shot over Rip Hunter and I think you're gonna get more out of him as time goes on. Should he use Booster Gold?
No. Which is weird because Rip Hunter is actually related to him. I do like the idea that Rip Hunter is not his real name so that his enemies can't go back in time and kill him. That's in the comics but uh actually Booster Gold.
But based on the you know once I'm seeing the Dark Knight Green Arrow and I want to see more of the future and I want to give them the opportunity to do that. That everyone seems to have once in the unifying the catalyst of them really being brought together is... You're not gonna say the same joke that you said earlier? Yes I am.
You know for Tada. I mean for Carter but just another thing for Tada. These exact words were quote they got Carter. Oh yeah that one they got Carter.
I'd be interested to see where it goes. I'll keep watching. I thought they got her to talk now. I think with time travel and reincarnation he'll be back sooner rather than later.
I think he'll be back sooner rather than later. But he had the spirit like almost deep break the spine about him because he wasn't like he was really deep. How many times does that happen? Do you think someone was gonna lick a hot girl like Purple Man?
Actually yeah the whole thing with single-samaging. He was like I always loved you. Oh Purple Man! Oh Purple Man!
Oh Purple Man! Oh like he's gonna lick her. He's gonna smell her hair. He's gonna do something weird.
You smell better when you're sleeping. Different. You smell different when you're sleeping. I don't know.
They feel true. No. When Brandon and Ryan moved in together or right in the beginning they moved in together. They like had the weird ten things that were made out.
15 creepies things to say. Oh and it's a lot different or better when you're sleeping. I think my favorite was actually when you hug them deeply and say it's the slow play that freaks the shield. Yeah they come to each other and I'm like I'm going to regret introducing these two.
And I do. Apparently we're all poly-naught. Hey that was you. Whatever I got included in that yesterday talking to Brandon.
He's like when you have four people and I went where the fuck's the fourth person goes? I'm like no no no no no no no no. We ended up today and it's up to six. I walk up to them one night where they're staying next to each other waiting for pool to happen and probably in the first thing out of his mouth is so where we poly with me or poly with your sister and I'm like why?
That wasn't my fault. That was crazy. Crazy chicks fault. That was crazy.
Yeah it seemed safer. Yeah it seemed much safer. I don't want to be an ego. I'm going to talk about pleasure error.
Hold on one thing and I said this off air. It was a weird episode of Legends. The ending once again I get bogged down to the minutia where they say they can't risk like a time jump because like Kendra wasn't stabilized and then when Rip Hunter walks back into the little like cockpit area they go to house Kendra and they go same and he goes okay and they're like well for Carter we're going to stop Vandal Savage and then they go on a time jump and I'm like the next episode better start with like Kendra bleeding out and they go oh fuck the time sutures didn't stick or whatever. Time sutures.
Makes more sense than time fletches. No time punches make sense. Let's speak in time travel let's talk about the flash. Okay so reverse flash on the back and I do this whole like oh he's on the time stream or whatever the fuck it was.
But that does happen. Actually that was the return of it's called the return of Baryallen who's one of the first story arcs by Mark Wade on the flash. No and that it was Eabort, it's a Bort, it's a Bort. That in the comic by Mark Wade Eabard Thon comes back before he like before he ever faced like he went back in time but not enough so he didn't go to Baryallen he went to Wally West and Wally West ends up being his actual first nemesis but all he remembers from the like drama going back into the time stream whatever is that he hates the flash.
He doesn't remember which one that's why that's his birth of the hatred of the flash. So to have this happen was out of the thing I'm not that especially knowing Jeff Johns and his reverence for you know all things flash. It made sense that you know he came into the he faced Bary before he had actually faced Bary it's that whole like you're meeting for the first time but only for one of you. Once again time travel gives me a fucking headache.
I'm paraphrasing on that one. I didn't mind Eabart Thon coming back. I thought it was a little lame kind of doing the same plot line of he goes to Amanda Pays and says like I need a tracheon thing. Do that now before I like put my hand in your attack on.
Yeah tracheon would be like a tracheon. Yeah no yeah no yeah yeah no one of those things that changes voice or smoke out of. And then I have a bad week. Okay we're gonna talk about X miles later.
Okay uh attack you but like I thought it was kind of like you know fix the tachyon thing or I'm gonna put my hand through your chest and it's like eh and vibe getting his glasses. Oh my god. Can we just let some of the 90s characters for a little while or like not make them so beholden that vibe has to have sunglasses. Does his future so bright?
Yes first date. No other people's futures are so bright he has to wear shakes. Yeah they're getting sloppy with the time travel. Yeah I think so as well.
Very very very sloppy. I mean I think it was kind of like a gimmick to be like over like return to the reverse flash. I feel like we need to wait out. I would say a few more episodes for realistically it might be the rest of the season and wait for the next season when we're not spending so much pocket time building towards legends.
No we talked about that last week where like they should be focused on zoom at this point. And if for the most part well this episode wasn't um no other than you know turtle's dead okay. Whoops. I don't know what a giant thing showed up as no one can't bring in here.
Yeah I was like no there should be chug was bring missing. That'll of course get played off I mean it's a check offs gun but um my thing with with my notes on um on the flash oh it actually says time travel hurts okay good um hurts my head uh interesting that jay garris um doppelganger is hunter Solomon or is they say Solomon? Yeah I was imagining it was I never heard pronounced but I was thought it was Solomon but no I mean I guess yeah Solomon so he's actually the one called zoom um because at one point he gets his powers scratches name on the um like hospital chart and he scratches on all the letters but ZOOM um because one of reverse lashes nicknames I believe was professor zoom um I honestly I don't think zoom I don't I think there's a nice nod but I don't think it'll turn into anything past here's a nod other than like you might be there to like do the healthy cell thing but I don't think they're gonna turn it into like I don't think hunter Solomon will be maybe a thing maybe they give me a hundred Solomon's to make his cells work with jay's that's a theory um yeah I don't want to take too many speedsters but I know I got a degree in English I can barely fucking talk um and then I just fall silent I thought that was nice nod I'd like to actually see them not do anything with it I think they're building too much you laugh about that's awkward this I know you're kind of rebutable over there um I think they've got enough going with all the earth to stuff all of Jesse quick it's coming in um Jesse got Wally got Jay got Barry zoom well yeah well Wally's not a he'll he'll he'll have powers by the end of the season I guarantee something will happen they'll close the portals and that will cause another thing and he'll get superpowers and all I know is an African American will not look good in a kid flash suit just because of the color scheme the way apart is I'm racist against yellow clothing don't nobody want to dress like a canary I just agree I've seen what canary looks like I'm more than ever watching this lee canary uh and my last note just because I want to go on a on a weird funny I know uh just when they're closing the uh the door on um yeah bar thorn a thorn and you have uh sis go go by Felicia that was fucking funny I love the like weird he doesn't say like really sassily he doesn't say it like really sassily he doesn't say it like the reason why people say by Felicia and I was just a repaul yep oh is that what happened yeah yeah yeah we're gonna come back to the repaul learn something over there um but I'm gonna run around quoting the golden child by any fucking means did a golden child I won that's exactly like did he didn't really give me the knife please and he didn't recognize it was like what the hell is that I'm like the fucking children fucking 20 years yeah but I mean you know how can you forget any Murphy wrapping on as a betting yeah no I know prayer uh yeah prayer real that's better so arrow yes jesai before you say yeah so apparently diggles almost getting up creative some kind uh hmm one of you dreamers of the flash actually diggles get my helmet upgrade I think I'm forward uh he has a little I think I don't know what kind of upgrade I think it'll look the same I think it's probably something I have a function they should give him something like the red hood mask or the red hood like helmet not red but I mean something like that um I really hope he's only sorry I hope he's only dies and I think maybe they can use his brother as a policeman well this will be very localized in the last two seasons I know not over his character and I have a feeling that his wife's gonna end up taking over artist from waller she's dead oh that's right children that's right spoilers um they killed waller so I feel like his wife's gonna take over artist because now are you know shall we get it as are you gonna have a heart behind it that'd be something for good right right right right that whole thing um and then they killed diggle and they make diggles brother then you dig go then you dig go hopefully without a making a helmet okay that way I just don't want to be the other and that's really only the other option yeah it's gonna be the other dig go no no no unfortunately like I mean I like her okay just she's not I don't think she's not gonna be black uh that is very interesting that uh I think I'd have to go back and rewatch the uh I think they call it the secret origin of flicity smoke which was one title horrible oh really when they were producing it was called horrible weird she's title I love that episode but she's you know the god oh by the way I think dark's gonna heal her spine you think I'm calling it right now I think they're gonna force him or some there'll be some effect that heal heal her I don't think she'll stay in a wheelchair but I think I think it's gonna be these are gonna be dark or it's gonna be Palmer pops up and fixes her fucking spine we're gonna actually thought that would be nice yeah well then like I said that was my first thought is I'm like always gonna come back with some kind of tiny technology to figure out the final word he's doing penis he's tiny technology I based on his height I put an edge it's not that's substantial it's not always not always a deciding factor very enough um yeah that made me awkward um that I don't remember her looking so much like death I do I don't remember the big onk but I think was my I remember being goth by doing her looking like so much like death I'm just kind of just one of the can't do it again now or if they do it's gonna have to become it's gonna be an interesting way to pull it out again because they kind of ended that chapter and she looked fucking amazing as a goth trick yeah she did well I remember when they first hear that episode I was like oh yeah I remember that too for sure we're talking about that for a while but to have to have her like past self like dressed like death I thought was very well I thought it was not I thought it was kind of a night like nice like subtext yeah you know that she sees possible like regression as death I might have read too much of the subtext uh too much into the uh the dyed hair and onk but doesn't sound like you at all no no why would I not did she do the swirl with the eyeliner she did I don't think she did she no then it's not okay so I want to briefly touch on the fact they've made an announcement about Gotham and none of us are going to like it fucking fish moonies back yes oh okay I'm so emotionally disconnected from Gotham at this point I could give a shit I like Gotham I fucking hate you to pick it in this goddamn show no what else is she I mean she's like I'm not going to the Oscars but a little being Gotham again and what is concussion 2013 where that shit gets that was the year that it came out that's a different movie you know that right yeah that's a better movie where a girl who gets like a concussion and like it's like regarding Henry but with a chick yeah yeah no different movie than Will Smith football concussion no I know that's why I was like why are you texting me with this movie like should I see it yeah no totally different movie this is almost as bad as the uh I wonder if I was about the DJ yeah scratch versus stretch but at least concussion you're like okay she texted me and I'm like okay so look it up and it's like regarding Henry with a chick what the fuck uh you want to talk about lucky man I do um recently on Sky which I is that Sky's British right okay not British I mean not BBC but yeah it's British yes um this was a show that was conceptualized by Stanley um and the premise is it's about like um a cop who's got a gambling problem is in the middle of a divorce or maybe after divorce still loves the wife every like weird cop cliche you can kind of think of um drinks not alcohol but drinks um he ends up having a one night stand with a girl and he ends up with like a bracelet like on his wrist that he can't tick off that um allows people to um control their luck but it's got a drawback like he ends up like winning back a lot of his gambling debt paying the guy off but then his daughter gets like hit by a car while she's on her bike she really breaks her arm but the the girl in the girl in black the girl in the bout of segaly slept with goes like there's yin and yang like you can't just you know become like a billionaire on blackjack and then nothing battle happened like it's a monkey pop story kind of um I really like it it's I'm not describing it well but it's it's edgier because it's not American TV um and you have like you know his partner doesn't trust him and their first murder that they come across is like a hooker and then um the casino owner that he owed the money to and he's not really forthcoming with the information yeah so um it's a lot like his his um police company like don't know that he's not dirty but untrustworthy and he's kind of treading the line with that and there's a new like internal affairs guy over watching him who they used to be friends but then something happened and we don't know what um only like I said on the pilot um I really really like it I'm looking forward to seeing where it goes if it turns dumb um but you could um I'll stop watching it but I like that it's not like in terms of powers it's not an eight power that he understands like he kind of understands that there's nigganyang like I said the first episode i think is called like more yin than something like that um I want to say luck is not a power you really see like you got i blast you got invulnerability super strength whatever and some of the shows we watch yes i like that it's like yeah unquantifiable super power yeah watch the movie unfriended oh the port movie yeah and it does the entire thing is basically you're so the entire movie you're watching this girl's not top stream it has to be the cheapest most stupid way to make a fucking movie ever i think it's supposed to be watched basically on laptop but it's still something yeah it's it's fucking silly um yeah watch it so what's the first the girl it like it's just the first party so first well so it starts off with you know this girl uh was i don't know where the character's names i thought little was moving across me um the main girl is watching a video and reading you know headlines about this girl killing herself and it's apparently it's one of their friends that last year a year ago that day of course um she some video had been posted online of her being drunk at party she shit herself and all times her shit and she killed herself at school and then so this is a year after that happened all these uh five people yeah there's five of them uh two three three guys and two girls uh one of course the guy is a hacker in christmas whatever um they all apparently use nothing but skype to talk to each other yeah i got that from the trailer yeah they don't use their phones they use skype um and they're all in the chat room with each other in skype which is kind of obnoxious um and this mysterious person's always in their chat room they can't kick them out they can't forward emails and they can't do this and they can't do this because the ghost is hacked their computers and ghost hacker i watched the show but throughout the story you know um like at one point the ghost is supposed to be ghostless girl she's like let's play game everybody hold the five hands hold a hand up and then like kind of like uh kind of like uh i never yeah so instead of drinking you put a finger down if you did it and so it starts off getting real specific with things like you know i never saw my best with my boyfriend's best friend and ends up being a main girl and you know all this shit comes out about it's the discrediting scene yeah i have fucking just retarded these kids aren't ghost always doesn't like you know they never try to call the cops they tried once at the very beginning but then they never tried again um what's the radio with the end uh that the girl the main girl the one that's really all goody goody is the one who posted it posted the video or another boyfriend post her boyfriend post the video the goody goody girl is only took it okay it was fucking stupid the ghost it's a ghost it's a ghost it's an actual yeah it's actually supposed to be the ghost of this denderal um yeah i just i don't even know if i was catfish with murder and ghost i don't know if i was a millennial if i could like this movie like i seriously watch it like it didn't get no i know it didn't you know it didn't it was the good dinosaur of social media ghost movies yeah it's like constant all it is is you're literally watching this girl use skype and i message and youtube and web browser that's it that's all you see the whole time ask well yeah there's a reason and then you know little skype windows video with all your kids it's not very good being unfriended it's a struggle life it is an absolute shovel shovel it shut all that bitch or shovels down i'll give it five five shovels five shut off it was bad blackness i'm the opposite of the spectrum i watch black mass which is that uh boss and crime movie with um jenny dapper yeah with the weird balding thing is that the one we find the astronaut oh well no he had it for uh donnie brasko didn't he? brasko i'm not sure um really fucking good um it was weird like how much did you actually make that for uh mortikai yes um i mean it's interesting like seeing a lot of people that you don't expect to have or speak in british or uh boss in accents like benedic cumberbatch um apparently it's apparently it's eight inches taller than the character than the real guy he was playing which i thought was kind of funny because like they kept calling him like a dwarf and all the papers like the real guy and then they got like and then they got benedic cumberbatch to play him i'm like all right but uh really fucking good um uh once again i mean i'm glad he got the Oscar and i think it should be i think it might be up for um best i want to say screenplay or adapt i'm not sure if it was adaptor not that's funny because he gets the Oscar and all that and you have a whole thing about how johnnie dapper and i do not have ever won an Oscar i don't think leo will get it for revenant just say bear rape it's not bear rape i know that that's why i'm not gonna see it um you're not gonna see it because you're disappointed but uh but uh i i highly recommend black nats you can see it's one of those like i was a little itchy because the whole thing like jenny dapper it's like it's always like weird accents and funny hair and whatever and and talking about the same again uh i really bad south african accent such a terrible accent all i could think it was the same i don't know um but black mess highly enjoyable especially coming off of like the drop where i'm like watching these like kind of um uh morally dubious um like boston crime movies um yeah but uh black mess is really fucking good i'm sure what i thought in theaters oh god we should have got my so can we talk about the x-1 yes it's back did you describe the hand gesture that you were making while you were watching it yes but it doesn't really work on a podcast outside of us well we'll try and describe it this i was doing this describe it i kind of crossed my hands so i can only see like the top half of of my uh screen when i was watching the second episode what looks weird is that spoilers so many times i'm not gonna say this time but uh when she says i didn't kill him i was letting him out and then the baby's hand comes out of her like cut stomach like i can't that like the kids with the like genetic abnormalities like that kind of shits me on i feel i honestly part of it is i feel so bad for the kids because that's horrible but then like when you see them the pictures didn't really bother me when you see them in their in their cells which is even worse and it's like and the kid with them weird modicles they can't wear fucking glasses like i'm sorry but like i get freaked out about like that level of physical deformity i'm sorry i'm sorry i know it's unfortunate it's unfortunate that people do suffer from those abnormalities and i'm not disparaging them at all i just don't want to like them but that's that's more of a how horrible i mean of even being am i i'm more than willing to take on that judgment um it's it's not against them first i like to i like to the they built more of the mythology in the second one um and i liked that they at the end of the second one uh the second episode that they touched on um that moulder still thinks of their kid yeah um that that was heart-wrenching especially in when you see like both of like the alternative on how scully and moulder think of their kids and she thinks of it more as like oh what's happening to me how do i explain this and the whole alien DNA thing whereas he's afraid that he's gonna get abducted like his sister right like very different but very real fears on both sides i just i want i thought those really interesting i like a lot more i see similarities with the located because chris karterer or moulder okay well it's not filicating his first not as writing because he has sister he died really young and then he started its distinct she was abducted yeah so just one of those were like i said i see the similarities between their kind of their psychosis um i like you can you can hear the writers being kind of glib in their writers room when they talk about like a Riley's knowledge of the truth could fill an eye dropper or whatever that was in the first episode like i love i love joe mikel is the weird weirdly right wing but conspiracy pundit like i'm i'm i'm glad he's gonna be like recurring um just i was getting hurt yeah i'm sure he's real hurt um well you know that they actually did an american pilot for the it route yeah he was that the lead yeah never saw it the only way they could make it work and they had the other guy um the really awkward guy but it's just it counts too not saying uh what's his name looked out is you know ugly by any means but you gotta have that schlubby vibe dude chris oh damn it says yeah um what is your feelings in the first time since the next time i liked it yeah i did i i did like the uh mythology aspect obviously mythology aspect but i really um i was glad to see that i hear that fox is gonna start airing so that it's only how to work uh no intentionally chris karterer says it works out okay he's making changes to to have that order that they can adjust um i don't know what the purpose of the number why did i change yours remember that i did um it there's times where i'm like it's this is kind of a little forced like i don't know i love seeing it i love watching it there's times where i'm like man like like the whole first episode of the premiere um storyline just never really grabbed me like there's no alien in the solid giant world conspiracy using anti-technology to make people don't duck babies from french chick um like uh she's french or whatever she was whatever she was whatever um yeah i i like it it's like not the first story just kind of me i think that was i'm interested like trying to introduce mythology into people that hadn't seen it i know but there were other ways that they didn't know that they they seem to be both is it weird that like ignoring slash weirdly reliant especially on the second episode about what happened in the second movie which i heard wasn't very good i didn't actually see it i watched it was awful yeah there were no no no Chunribune that's what i hear what's the rumor that i even watched it since season two uh the whole alien sub-slap is ridiculous to me then the Nazi doctor making like cannibal i guess I guess all zombies are cannibals, but we had like zombie, free range zombie cannibals.
I stopped watching that after coughing. Cuffin'er was rough. Cuffin'er, I liked to coughin' like a good one. Really?
I loved people that didn't like it. I didn't watch freak show for obvious reasons. I couldn't get into freak show, I tried watching it. I just came to do it and then whatever it was to tell.
Hotel is. I just need to bother starting. First season's still the best. You know what else you can't say, but I can get back into it, it's fucking Agent Carter.
I am a huge fan of this thing. I was just like, I just sort of watched the first of the premiere, but I just don't think about it. I think that's a problem, I think I'm gonna go through the same thing or we kind of did just three episodes. I really like this.
I didn't actually. I just didn't watch it as it comes out. Like I said, no, I guess I like it. Well, they released the first two episodes back to back.
Yeah, no, when I could even run up to watch the whole first. I kind of struggled the first half of the first episode. Getting back into it, this one where they're all like, weird science ghost, and like, eh. But I said, no, I think it's the first way, and I'm really enjoying it.
I like that a mask. Like I said, I'm enjoying Mrs. Jarvis. I did like her character's one, and all the double and dolongers are coming out.
Yes, and do like, what was it? There's a sock on the door, no? Yeah. That would maybe laugh.
And the third season had Stark back. How was Stark? And that was fun. He was like, they'll just.
That's season you might have a zig. Yes, sorry, third episode. What's up with the girls? Oh, they'll be relaxed.
I'm glad. You know, I don't want to see him as much in it as the first season. I know the first season was based on him being labeled a traitor and all that. But he kind of takes me out of it.
Howard Stark's character does. OK, why? And the first season, it just seemed like he just kept like popping up like regardless of like his fugitive status and all that, I was just like, I know you're supposed to be irresponsible. But you're just here to give us another gadget and then fuck off.
It just seemed. Fair enough. Yeah. Just it.
Contrived? Contrived? And the character never took it seriously, which I know is the character. But at the same time, the character couldn't even get it through his thick skull whenever Jarvis and Peggy were like, you're in fucking trouble.
Don't show up at the dock with a boat full of women and whatever. You know what I mean? He was just so seemingly oblivious, which you know he wasn't because he's a fucking genius. And maybe he thought everything was going to work out, and it did.
But that attitude, that character attitude, it took me out of it on the first season. But I'm really enjoying season two. Obituent is the sea. Is it a foreigner?
Let me go. Devilant Pink. I'd be interested to see what's going to be like, how they're going to tie Madamask and the zero energy? Or zero matter?
Zero matter. Zero matter to magic. See? Especially because he has a science ghost.
He's not even like magic. Like he's a science ghost. Sacred as a day. Which this point is weak as it's not?
Multipleticity and we already got the conversation. Come up on the roof. I'm bugged. It's not the right thing.
It's not the right thing. She's my puppy, babe. She does my puppy, babe. All right.
What? What? Sacred as a day. Sacred as a day has been all over Facebook as the underground, or the indie sci-fi movie.
It has. It has. Okay. It's no one friended.
No, I'm just kidding. It's basically about a guy who is beholden to an investor, and he's being rushed to invent time travel. And basically Michael Ironside is the investor, which explains why I brought up Michael Ironside 20 minutes ago. And they have to do their, they're creating a wormhole, or what is it?
Einstein Rosenberg Bridge. And they go like, we have, we built receiver and now we have to build the transmitter and that's how we know it works. So we need, you know, whatever. And the element that makes the time travel machine work is worth like $5 million or something.
Whatever. Turns out, you're so good looking. Turns out, inventory is trying to squeeze out investor for percentage on the invention. That's seduced by investors, mistress.
Things go awry. And as I do. Do you try to tell me it's a time travel movie that's not really about time travel? No, it's not.
It's about destiny and love. Which makes it sound really weird and dumb. It was really cool premise. I think it was, the idea was too big for the budget.
Okay. Did you ever watch the time travel movie I recommended to you with a dull, illegal husband? Tusk. It was called I'll go down with you.
I'll go down with you. I've seen that. Like the modern English song? I can think of it as a use on what you want to fuck a few thousand dollars.
Anyway, like I said, it's another time travel movie that's about love and destiny that I think you should check out. Don't Hilly Joel Osman and the bad guy from a night's tale. Who's also a man of a high castle. Scanning, scanning.
You know we got to talk with that, right? Rufus Sebel. Like I said, nice. Nice.
Nice. Here's the dark city. Yes, he was. Then that was what I said.
It's called I'll go down with you. It's another time travel movie that's only kind of about time travel movie. Did you ever see the dark area? Hilly who's the actress.
She's starting to lean in her sense. So, let's check that out. When she's done time traveling, then she fights our robot overlords. And then he had a reed man in her letter.
No, that was a central bullet. That was not a bullet. But she didn't see it because she was busy with the blind side. Okay, are you going to sing for this name?
I'd recommend it to anyone who likes movies like the kind of the indie. No, she's watching it. I mean, it's like I said, it's got a lot of good ideas. I just don't think they had...
It's just a day on a budget. Yeah, and it was I think only like a power of 45. So I think if they could have stretched, gotten a bigger budget and gotten, yeah, they could have explained a bit more. You like the actress, though.
I was making the ad-d to the movie. I don't know these other two characters motivations. I'm figuring I'll get to that at the beginning and the beginning before they get to the actual end. It's one of those where it kind of jumps around.
They say it's from different points of view, but really it's just focused on different characters the same way Pulp Fiction was. But I liked it a lot. I thought it was funny. It was charming.
I didn't know that the Hemsworth, they have three of them. Yeah, there's your brothers. Luke. I blew the oldest.
It's the youngest? No, I didn't do that nor... It's Luke Chris Liam. Yeah, okay.
It's Luke the oldest. Yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Luke is the oldest.
Luke is the oldest. We're now arguing about when the Hemsworth brothers were born. I'm not arguing. We're just saying.
I just didn't see it. But Lizzie totally just did like slow shake of the head. What have I done to get here? What is happening?
That's our list. Do we want to do what we use in the shadows before our segments are out there? What we use in the shadows. We're speaking of their sequel to...
Yes, it's called werewolves. Were werewolves. Not swearwolves. Yeah, they're doing the...
It's a spinoff about the werewolf pack. It's called werewolves. I love it. It's so fucking...
It's so... What's his name? Another guy that directed it, but the guy that was in front of the conchorter's name, I still can't remember. Jame.
Yeah, Jame climate. Like it's so like you can tell like it's just like we should call it werewolves. And they're like stop you struck oil. Stop drilling.
You struck oil. It's a rape stove. What are those? They're rape people.
Sorry. Thanks, Pat. That's all. Yeah.
That bit was actually on the radio. I was very surprised. Yeah, but like the writer like either like slamming through it or... I like the whole thing about the carpenter that throws at his back making...
This kid, yeah, yeah. That's because he can never play baseball with his... So he's sucking cocks in a bathroom. He's on stage in a bathroom.
Dicks in his ass like the tail of a peacock. Take that, Ted. Yeah. You'll understand when you see deathbed.
That's a bed that eats people. So what do we got? Are we doing... No, do we want to do what we use in the shadows or do we want to do our segments?
We'll do what you use in the shadows. It's my turn to do it this weekend. Which means we're going to talk about a lot of personal care products. It's like a girl and we need a lot of things.
So we talked about apps that we use every day that we don't really talk about. So my girl, I totally use a specific app called P-Tracker, guess what that tracks. Your P? Exactly, it tracks my P.
No, of course it tracks my lady cycle. Can I use that thing? My P-R-E tracker? Absolutely.
You don't even want to keep that deep in your head. It's more one of those things where I can reference it and it will predict and tell me to put shit in my purse. Gotcha. You put shit in your purse?
Tons of shit. All the shit. It's where the ticks come from. That's where the ticks come from.
That's my bad at dicks. They're next to the shit. Shit, yeah. Fuck it finally.
I was going to read your pen, but that's fine. I was going to say, on the other two apps that I want, because it should be like other free apps that I pretty much use constantly, use the Audible app. I talked to you guys about Audible Unlimited, which I absolutely love. It's 15 bucks a month for one credit and I always make sure to get an audio book that costs more than 15 bucks.
I'm actually saving money on that one. I use that app every day. I totally use my Fitbit app every day. I freaking love it.
I got the new one a while ago. I have the Fit Charge because I'm not going all the way up to their straight up wearable. Oh yeah, I got the new one. I forget what it's called.
It's not getting very good reviews though. No, it's not. Either did the force, which they had the mobile because of some of your products. I used the Fitbit and Fitbit app every day, and the one that you introduced me to, the podcast probably got.
Oh yeah. The podcast really, I use that one all of the time. Yeah. I'm going to say Hinch Water.
I drink that way more than I should. I know. I'm slow down. I'm going to get the caps.
And we've talked about it before. I still prefer Fire Stick to Crumbcast. I'm going to say you look like you want to take a joke here. That's the same joke I have every time where you seemingly like products that sound like SDDs.
P-tracker. You realize that pretty much every girl with a smartphone uses some version of that app. Oh, so? Also, because it'll track your quote or quote or quote or quote or quote, but considering the human body's fucking weird, you never really know.
Right. I said I prefer the Fire Stick. Oh, so you guys know a little Jinchi. So every morning I put on a VNOPadison screen.
You're a Lajinchi. I am a Lajinchi. But like I said, every morning I use the VNOPadison screen. Not regular sunscreen.
Right after she eats her. Kurt Haley. Sorry, the soul. Try to get freckles.
Yeah, try to get freckles. I'm going to say, the thing is you have to understand that lotion is actually made out of babies. Get in my baby. If I'm talking about the baby on a screen.
I gotta gross myself out there, sorry. No, you're thinking about baby butter, aren't you? Fuckin' shawl. Not anymore.
I'm not. I can still do it. Oh, yeah. So you just give me a leave in hair conditioner because I have an incredibly fragile hair.
Okay. Yes, Doug. No, just have this look on your face. Like you want to say something snout.
No, it's a list. I want you to go through it. Fine. I'm going to say because of our acquaintance, I use a lot of bath and body products because she gets them for me on the cheap.
So I totally use like the bath and body. You probably wash his hands, skin cream and lotions. Yes, the cream and the lotions are different. One goes with the basket.
One goes with the basket. Exactly. And they all have ginger in them. Oh, what the hell got baby?
I actually only have a few more on here. Of course, I have 11 Jameson. You actually wrote Tom Jameson. Don't do me that.
You said things I use about every day. I was going to say told you we'd have over laughed. Fair enough. No, you said things I use about every day.
The best quote unquote. Thanks. My last three are the best I've ever had. The best lakings I've ever owned are black milk brand lakings.
Like I said, they're beautiful prints and they're incredibly durable. Like sometimes you buy a pair of lakings and it's like four washes in their tongue. No, it's a little last. I go through lakings like...
First of all, you go through makings. Second of all, shut your mouth. You have a two, a cleaning. Bam, you're done.
I said, the kaboom cleaning products. I know they used to have the infomercials like right after oxycleaning. It's like oxycleaning. No.
Literally. Don't stop yelling like that, Billy. You're going to give yourself a heart attack. I believe was the trivia team name after he died.
I died. When we were part of the two sins. Like I said, however, those kaboom cleaning products were fucking miracle workers. Like...
I like Fabuloso. No, I mean, these, you spray them on there and leave them and then come back and just wipe it off. And it takes up like years of grime and dirt and nastiness. Like they're phenomenal.
And the other is my little, my little Bissell spot carpet cleaner. This carpet's done. It's done. Because I should have gotten one years ago, but it will clean a small patch of carpet.
So it's like if you have a child or an adult that vomits, why does the Bissell spot carpet cleaner? I want to say they're only back in the rdoxics. It's totally fucking worth it. Or don't have kids who can be animal.
It can't. It can't. It happens. She only has kids who make lotion out of them.
Yeah. See, I'm gonna use my children to make lotion out of them. That's why she has that P-tracker thing. She's like, ha ha.
Here comes my lotion surplus. That's basically what we use in the shadows. You gonna call it a lotion factory now? I...
Suddenly, yeah, regret the immediate course. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out right.
Say you're sorry. Do I have to mean it? No. Sweet, I'm sorry.
Don't listen to her. She's a ginger. They lie. Three and a half of a week.
Nope. I started playing a new game, but I'm not fun. I'm here real quick. Do you want to talk to me?
I haven't played those weeks. Yeah, I haven't played in a couple of days. I think I'm one badger away from taking out my, I think, third council member. I already have third.
I slowed down. I'm playing hopeless too, which sounds like a game I would play. God damn it, I just got that. I think it would be more appropriate if you were like agony the RPG.
Like social anxiety, the Sims. I never do anything because I don't leave the house. Hopeless too is, I never played hopeless one. Good, good.
We have passes, I know I'm laughing too, but basically you're this little like glowing blob writing a mine cart and you have a gun and you shoot the monsters and you collect more like little blob friends and then you get to the end of the level and you get points for coins and collecting blobs and killing monsters and then you can upgrade your guns. I got to pistol a shotgun, some kind of machine gun or something or other. It's, it's, it's really mindless. And I know that you and I talk off air about how I like games and I can play like a level or two like smoking, like break, like break games.
No, it's because you need the bathroom game basically. Yeah. So I highly recommend, I think it was in iTunes for like best game update or it might be like one of their new releases, but I kind of saw it and went, what the fuck? And then I'm already on like level eight.
Oh, it was too long. Yeah, I don't know if it's Android as well or just well I call my autobiography, but. Like hopeless to a sequel or hopeless to T.O. Like hopeless as well.
Bit about. There is hopeless the dark cave and hopeless to cave escape. Yeah, I can escape someone. But also hopeless football cup hopeless space shooting.
Are they all little blobs? Wow. They really have a hopeless franchise. Why are they hopeless?
Because you're a little blob. Okay, speaking of hopeless to be a good one star. I don't. No, I'm going to write right now.
I just keep watching the same ones. Okay. Yeah. Oh, I've been playing Xbox with the Remy.
Yeah, from the crime. Nice. She's really good at Call of Duty. It's a big duty.
I take my duty very seriously. And this is a deluxe p-week answer. Yeah, I'm not really. I mean, there's been a lot of stupid drama for social media between a couple of them.
I'm just like whatever. What goes? The Avian Awards were last week. Yeah.
I really want a lot of awards. I think it was kind of weird that they had Stuya posted and Jane Dean show up. That sounds awkward. They were getting divorced or whatever.
No, he's accused him of rape. He's the rapey one. Yeah. It's not just for anymore.
It's like a lot of girls. Talking about, yeah. So that was weird. I mean, I guess he was not going to know anything.
I don't know if he wanted anything. I just know that. He was a Baron of the net, right? He was the Baron of the net, right?
Yeah. He was the Baron. Yeah, I guess rather even one looks six fucking awards. No pun intended.
That's a girl. It's me and all of it. Like all kinds of shit. Good for him.