14. Cattle Ranches, Corporate Pasta, and the Bath Bomb Hoax

Recording live (and unfortunately nasally) from the family cattle ranch in Red Bluff, Chris Black is powering through a head cold to bring you the premium complaints you deserve. In this episode, Chris tackles the psychological warfare of double-lane drive-thrus, the absolute disaster of Bexley’s DIY haircut, and why he’s officially done gatekeeping the "phenomenal" experience that is Olive Garden. Plus, we launch a brand new segment, Question of the Week, weighing the life choices of janitors vs. bathroom attendants. Inside this episode:Rant of the Week: Why the "other" fast-food lane is always faster and why it’s a personal attack.The Week in Review: Bexley’s birthday, the haircut from hell, and a defense of corporate chain dining.Looking Forward: Rodeo season is upon us.Movie Reviews: A double feature of Amazon Prime’s finest. Chris attempts to hate-watch Modern Persuasion (it’s giving "Emily in Brooklyn") and gets bamboozled by Love, Bubbles and Crystal Cove—which, despite the title, is about bath bombs, not champagne.Tip of the Week: A definitive guide to U.S. tipping etiquette so you can stop being a cheapskate.Chris also pitches a revolutionary film concept: What if we just fired the leads halfway through and let the hotter side characters take over? Cry Harder. New episodes every Saturday (even when sick).