14-Year-Old Florida Teen is a Criminal Mastermind, Paul's LEGO VIP Points Expired, and Florida Man Tries to Hide 1/2 Pound of Meth During Search!

Send us Fan MailThis Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Are You Ready?!Paul's Disappointment!We're Fat and Gay!Dave Fails at French! Again!Yawning!Drive-Thru Shopping!Cars Shouldn't Be There, Should They?!Our Neighbour's Loud ASF TV! Piano Playing Neighbour is Terrible Piano Player!Jennifer Love Hewitt is a Great Crier!We Hate Paper Straws!Paul Loves McPizza!Dave, the Condiment Whore!14-Year-Old Criminal Mastermind!More Yawning!Pyramid Schemes, Identity Theft, Forging Money Orders!Dave Loves Awkward Reality Show Moments!Simon Cowell’s Botox!Kevin Spacey Continues to be Gross!Our Neighbour's Loud ASF TV! AGAIN!Jameela Jamil is Awesome!Dave's Taint Sexual Injury, Much to Paul's Embarrassment!Screw Lego's VIP Point Expiration!Corporate Cock-Suckery!Suck Our Balls, Lego!The Universe is Horrifyingly Large!NASA Science!We Need Holodecks!Paul's Farts!Florida Meth Fun!Dave on Meth?! Nope!Our Friend Doug Coming to Toronto for the Fan Expo!Super Sexy Sean Astin!COVID-19, Monkeypox, and Polio, Oh My!Dave Isn't a Good Patient!Expensive Autographs!The CNE!Paul's Mic Nonsense!Really Expensive Photo Ops!Episode Links (In Order): Boston Woman Drives Through 2nd Floor of Shopping Mall!Canada's Ban on Single Use Plastics!McDonald's Chicken Big Mac!14-Year-Old Florida Boy is a Criminal Mastermind!Neil Breen Courtesy of Your Movie Sucks!Kevin Spacey Must Pay $31 Million to Production Company!Jameela Jamil Pulls Asshole Muscle Filming "She Hulk"!Paul's Lego Tweets!Jupiter Images!Black Holes Sound Horrific!Man Tries to Hide 1/2 Pound of Meth During Police Search!Get Ready To Fire Your Load!2022 Fan Expo!The Canadian National Exhibition!MUSIC CREDIT!Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: https://audionautix.com/Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: [email protected] To Find Us!:  Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!