You are now listening to the UK and the world's favourite wrestling podcast, RT and wrestling with your host Andy and Emma. But cool. Before, obviously, it's a good one. It's like, I just have to have the laptop very close to me because I usually like it on the chair, I run back.
Those words just start and be set. It's professional. You look like you're ready to go. You look like you're ready to review a show.
Mm-hmm. Which has not gone really properly for a very long time. Yeah. How are you doing?
I'm OK. Yeah, I'm all right. I'm starting the toilet doing me do's, making me wears. Gross.
And the kids offered the pool. God, I'm making a do. That's the only one I know. I'm dropping the kids off the pool.
It's a fucking great one. It is. It is. But there's another one.
It's Lane Cable. That's fucking disgusting. Yeah, as well. Anyway, I'm starting there.
Feel free to pepper those in through the show. I will, if I look for the cards. I'm there checking out the new list on the old Twitter because I've rediscovered what our list is to get rid of it. I actually named it.
The Twitter list. Yeah. So I've put all this together for people that we like and things that follow wrestling wise. Is that so we don't see any more porn that time?
Well, I've never seen it anyway. And I've just put decent people as the main feed is a cesspool. And that's public. Oh, cool.
Yeah, nice. Any random is that, aren't they? But there's only 12 members of it. So you'd be really offended, wouldn't you, because can people join that themselves?
No. OK, all right. So you'd be really offended if you were one of the porn sharing perverts who joined it and then got kicked out because it's like essentially I'm the cesspool. That's me.
You are the cesspool. Well, I want a list and wants to be on the list. Just let me know. I've only put a couple of people you'll kind of regularly on it, but there's loads of people that aren't on it.
So it wasn't extensive. So don't be insulted if you're not on it. And yourself know. Just means you share porn.
No, it doesn't make yourself known because people listen to this show. They don't talk to us. We're not from the stats coming out with our. Unless people just re-listen to the same joke.
No, you don't. On SoundCloud. It gives you the stats. And sometimes we chant.
as we chart in America at 700. Sometimes we just don't. 700, that's amazing. I don't think it is.
I think it is. I think it pretty much drops out after that. Oh, right, so 700 is like, so if we were doing the old openings, it's now you 700th favourite wrestling podcast. Yes, 692 I think it would be in precise the last time.
You're 692nd favourite wrestling podcast. That's got a bit more of a ring, so it's 139,400 and whatever it was. I forgot about that. Yeah, when it was a bit more of a professional show.
Yeah, we were talking about that before how on slick we've become. I think people are liking it though. We've had loads of talkings about the new openings and stuff. The professionalism comes from Brian's intro.
That's true. Yes. We had nothing to do with it. We shoo it on.
Are you ready for this? That's true. I could not have a piece of omega in the intro. Cheers anyway.
Cheers with our paper birthday cups. Happy birthday to you. Well, I'm not still self-written with my birthday, I'm not that sad. I'm not sad.
But we are having a slight tickle. I'm going to like tomorrow. Now the plan was to review the show yesterday. However, I had one hour sleep.
And now I've had three hours sleep, accumulatively. So that paper view has fucked me up for the week. So I've got to drink something to try and get back to sleep. So welcome everyone.
It's RTM episode 140. I was going to try and call it with a sparkle up on book. Couldn't do it. The last time I've done it.
Revolution. Revolution. No, we've got a better title than that. Well, have you got anything?
I don't know. Well, I'll pick something. Exactly. We'll pick out a snippet organically from the show.
That can be the title. Yeah, okay. So hello everyone. Welcome again.
I've got a series of five days. You're lucky son, bitch. Gosh. And then we can have three weeks off.
No doubt that. I've got, I've really got the book for it at the moment. Good. Me too, I like it.
I think it's possibly listening to other podcasts maybe. Watching tons more wrestling like today on fight. There's like some R08 shows that are on there for free. I don't know if it's like their weekly show.
That's on there for free. Yeah, just watching tons of shit. Like I thought I was, as I was saying before we started talking about Lane Cables. New Japan going on about another show today.
I was like, fuck me. I literally watched one like three hours ago. Yeah. But the English commentary won't go up till tomorrow.
I don't think so. I'm not trying to think I'm not either Lane Cable named Sax. I'm sure, well, I'm sure in some degree it could be. If you're a guy who's a Dungeons and Dragons guy from being the elite this week, that's a hog and a half isn't it?
I don't want you talking about that sort of problem. That's a gift. Oh yeah. Fucking allos.
Allos. Allos era. Allos Anderson. Oh my God.
WWE literally I think let go of about $5 million a year. 100% before after paying them. Yeah. You should just give them like, give them their own podcast.
I know they do their own. But imagine if they had done that on the network. No. They could swear and do whatever they want.
It was so untapped though too. But really that is just not the company for them at all because they need complete free reign and you can't have it on WWE. Yeah, just can't. The thing is when you give somebody complete free reign, that's when you get talk each other mania.
So as much as fun as I found them, there is an argument for raining it in a little bit. True. So instead of going 24 hours for this to percolate, we've had 48 hours. Yes.
So do you want to? Sorry. No, no, no, no, which has been. It's been an interesting 48 hours.
Yes, because a lot of things has gone on, which I think it's worth talking about after we like review it. You laugh at me with this. You're just making such a good point and you've got your little cut with balloons on it. It's just adorable.
It's warffed in your giant hand. It's just warffed in my hands. Let me just type away. So what's going to happen is I'll just fill in the blanks.
You took a load of detailed notes throughout the pay-per-view and I am going to read those notes. I'm going to, we're just going to let's put it out there. I'm going to read the notes out and you're going to respond because usually what happens is you read your own notes out and I just go, yep, agree? Mm-hmm.
Great. And that's me for like a good hour or so. That's why we stopped doing, because you, like, I overly analyze everything and I've tried to keep it job. Yeah.
I've tried to not overly analyze everything. But when you're reading that out, I will remember stuff and that's why I just said. No, that makes a lot of sense. It does make sense though because I do tend to just go, yeah, great, cool.
I don't have, unless something massive has happened, I don't have a ton to say. So it makes a lot of sense. Okay, so before we start with ours, let's go to the tweets. Now, these could be coming during the show because it's only done for about 20 minutes.
So first we've got at Chris Horik's 31, he's put Christian is good on Mike and the expectation level with him will be lower than that of Lesnar or Punk. So it could be a good sign. The exploding bad way of deathmatch ending is why more cinematic matches are done. Yeah, well yeah, yeah, yeah, got punished.
I've got to be on that layer, yeah, that type of thing. And then it's getting us up to date. Axel Underscore, Jamie, we said, it's such a fucking shame about the ending. It takes the headlines just how it is.
I thought the One Wing Angel on Sue, sorry, the Open Chair was mad. Mark's is finished on the outside, but it's the same. I don't know why, but it didn't get into the ladder match, which I'll get to later. I can tell you why, Axel.
Darby's a great filmmaker that much was good. So that's what I've got so far. So he's still trickled through during this as well. So yeah, should we get on with reviewing for the first time in a long time, a wrestling show?
Okay, I'm just going to fix my punctuation. No, not at all. I'm just going to put it in this. I'm still, because I can still watch GarageBand on one side of my screen.
Oh yeah, really professional. I need two laptops. You need to need one on GarageBand, one with this one without... A keyboard, so I could do me own music.
A re-wap-ment. Linnin' it. You're looking up. What was that that you said about?
I know this muscle, I was sort of a criss-ramsy when he was on radio and was like, they called it something. Yeah, they called it like bed-in, bed-in, or something like that. The bed-in segments where the music comes in. Yeah, yeah.
Just do a bit of a 10-kilometer go to it, and I'll exist like that. I love that. And it'll be like, and the resident house band. Yeah, I was just about to say house band.
The resident house band? So we got a house band. I got a lot of that. Imagine you were doing it.
It's Luke, or the mama earth. That got over, mama earths over. Motherfuckers. Don't tell Vince.
Don't tell Vince. That's Becky when she comes back in it. Oh Christ. She'll have a swaddle on.
So you can't see what's going on, but we know what's going on. Somebody's getting a feeding. Oh. That sounded so round when you said that.
But it is the swaddle. It's getting a feeding. Oh my God. Why did you make that sound like that?
Because it's hilarious. Mama Earth is it. Sure gimmick. Sure gimmick.
Don't fucking twist this. You made that dirty. Hey, don't. You added quotes to eat at your nose.
You know what you said. No one has said, I'm going to stand by it. Right, okay. I'm going to go on in the notes.
Jesus Christ. Get out of this. Holy balls. Let's go.
Okay, so starting off. Bear in mind, reading out your notes there. So for some people on the words. Don't worry about it.
I'm not professional. So the buy in. Mackey. Oh, Otoh.
Ito. Ito. Mackey. The pitch ending in the set up of a six woman tag on dynamite, which Reverb Rebel is already trying to get out of.
Will that lead to another debut? Should delete that bit because that's what equals later. I'll just delete it in real time. I mean, we'll delete it in real time.
Well, we'll delete it so I can watch it. I can watch it in real time. That's how I'll do it. OSC Yeah, so what do you say out of the debuts?
Maki was the number one. Yeah, from crowd reaction to current attainment to the segment on being the elite this week. If Khan hasn't got a multi-year contract in front of her absolute star, Superstar. So funny.
So funny, so great. And we were saying this about like the, um, the women's, uh, the Japanese bracket of the women's tournament is that maybe the language barrier side of things and from what I've noticed on the Uchpond as well, and I've said this before, but I'll say again, there are a lot more emotive. There's a lot more going on because you can't understand what they're saying or the thing that some of the, some of the viewers can't understand what you're saying. Um, so there, there are a lot more emotive with it.
And it's fucking great. Like the style is great. Like whenever, um, you know, Rio and her were in the ring, it was slick as fuck, you know, Thunderoza in this matching my opinion, it looks a step behind. And it's, it's tough.
But that's what we've been saying for ages that the need to start, you know, if they can't sign a big star, which I don't want them to, I know we disagree on that, but I don't want them to. If Becky Lynch or Charlotte or anyone of them came available, obviously it would be a great moment for them to do it, but I don't want them to do it, I want them to make their own, but to make their own, they need to go with the ones who can go. They can't, I know like on Dark This Week, like Big Swole came out and did the impassioned thing about Crohn's disease and everything like that. Great.
That's all great. And that'll all do well to leading to her character. But keep her off down, my until she stops watching. Like, just put on dark in Dark Elevation.
Like, you've got to put on Dynamite ones that have either rehearsed the match or can go. And you know, if everything they said was true with Machitto and I mean, it was an army for later, they were in the country for like 18 hours and they're rocking up without, because how can they practice, apart from maybe when they were in Japan for Sheida? You know, how can they practice that? They can't.
And yet they come into it and they just do everything it seems as though. And that's not saying it's just them because you know, Thunderoza and Brit and Brit Baker obviously held up their end of the deal with that. But when we've had matches in the past where it's a case of them trying to call spots on the fly, it can't happen. It can't happen with the men.
They don't put randomness together from the men. They don't ever do that. They always put like a really inexperienced person on dark, a really inexperienced person with an experienced person. So they can call spots and they can talk to me through it.
When you've got two green people and they kind of know where they want to get to, you're asking too much. Like let them rehearse it. Let them get a bit more experience on the belts. But yeah, she's an absolute star.
And what was the thing that Meg has said? It was just a quote which I'm afraid has been saying that how much he would like to get her on board. But saying that he wasn't sure whether it would go over with the American crowd because she's so crass. It definitely goes over the fucking UK crowd.
Let me tell you that. Just as a side note, half time, Salt Hill, Moz, Neil, Stoppel County for... Wow! My corpse losing its structural integrity.
Yeah, yeah. I don't think it's meant to have to call on it. It's for kids and it's probably corroded it. Thanks to like Chris Oryx.
He just sent us a little notification. Probably knew we were recording at the time. Yeah, so Mackie just needs to be signed now. I would sign all six of them from the eight.
Was it right? Was it more? Yeah, eight on it because it was their bracket side. I'd sign all eight and just get them over.
Why not? He's fucking giving contracts out left, right and center. So people who you might not think deserve it but may come good in the end. So how much money are they asking for?
I mean, I know they've got the pay thing that's supposed to be equal and that kind of stuff. But how that actually works, we don't know. Because nobody's been pissed off about to leak what their contracts like. So there we go.
Yeah, I thought it was a great way to start and the pop was fantastic. It was. It was the biggest pop of the night. I would say so.
I'm going to move on. So now we're on to the pay-per-view. Jericho and MJF versus the Young Bucks. A lot of middle fingers also.
Great match on Expected Clean Finish on Jericho which could be setting up poor Jericho being kicked out of the inner circle. We knew this was coming as soon as right at the beginning when MJF first came in. We said he will muscle Jericho out. That's the whole point of him.
Yeah. So it was just, I mean, the match was an inevitability. We knew which way it was going to go when it's setting up. Yeah.
It's a good way to make you tune in on which we obviously would anyway. Yeah, I mean, I always will. But yeah, I thought it was great. I love the fact that they kept going for the Meltzer driver and the cats getting in the way.
One spot was like the flip into the line, line, line, tamer. Yeah, that's what was a Jericho in it. Flip into that. Then, co-breaker, you know, the drip, the drool from MJF was the start of the show.
When he was getting these super kicks, that drew that came out of his mouth. I didn't see that. Oh, Christ. It was massive.
It was like it was a prop. It was that good. That's what it was. It was a prop, but it was disgusting.
And it came to his like, it's it's it's it's. Oh, no. I'd be so embarrassed if that was me. If anything came out of my nose.
We did it on purpose, obviously. You don't have that, is that level of God? Because he's like chewing, chewing gum. That might be why it got to that level.
But Christ, that was something else. That was something else. But yeah, Jericho being kicked out. Yeah, 100% because it did that little promo where it was like, we need to have a war council.
It's time for a change and then the fist bump. Is it a face turn? It's a friendship all over again. Why is my name on?
Yeah, yeah. That one. Imagine if you use that one as well. Yeah, I think it's going to be that and you're going to feel really, really bad for him.
Do you do what it ones? Because if, because at the moment all of an ounce for him is this war council. Do you do it Wednesday? Or do you do it the following Wednesday and say something like, all the members of the inner circle need to go away and I know I'm obviously right down a name of somebody who's going to be kicked out and all of the majoro apart from one.
I don't think so. Only because I think it's gone as far as it can now. Right. You know, like dinner, debonair was back in December or whatever.
We now in March, you know, we knew something was coming between them. It's run its course. It's done. It just needs to end nothing.
Not in a bad way, but I think the times come for it to finish. But if it goes on another week, it goes on another week. And then you can get like a really pathetic version of Jericho who you like, it's like hanging out with Adam Page and just getting hammered all the time. And then something of air is just there and just like it looks at him and just nods.
He just nods back and then it's, is there less ex gods versus inner circle. Yeah. I think she's settled. Where is it's going to go?
Right. So, I lost my window then. Casino battle royale, tech teams, fantastic. Ray Phoenix and Jugger boy were amazing at the end, but the static countdown clock was an issue.
WWE says that it's 90 seconds before the next person comes in, but they actually wait until a spot is finished to start the countdown clock. AEW, you have a clock all the time, and then rushed, slashed, missed spots. Yeah, there was a mad bit in the middle where like so many people got eliminated. And like silver and Reynolds, I don't even go in yet.
It was just like, God, why are so many people just being eliminated like really quickly there? Like it didn't make any sense to me. And then obviously, you know, I was watching a bit of the rest of the rest of the thing and the rest of the thing was like, I don't know, but at the Royal Rumble this year, there was a three and a half minute gap between one entrance to another at one point. Oh, wow.
So they don't actually, you know, but you don't notice it because you're watching what's going on in the ring. So they had a static like clock in the background that was just kept counting down. Right. Okay.
So regardless of what was, yeah, so regardless of what's going on. And then that bled to like loads of rushed bits, you know, bits where somebody's coming in and you know, there was still on the ring while somebody was getting thrown over the sorrow. I mean, it's not a massive deal, but just at the time I thought that's really weird that I put the note of every 90 seconds it should be for when WWE do a Royal Rumble. And for then I saw like yesterday that'd be that the wait until the spot's finished and then do the turn.
Nine. So it's never like actually 90 seconds. It's always what you. Yeah, because you only get the 10 seconds countdown, don't you?
Never occurred to me that before. No, not me either. Because the original note was this felt super rushed in places, but it was great. Like absolutely great.
It was just nitpicking, but it was just like Christ. Like so many people got eliminated within the space of like 10 seconds. Yeah. And the camera's like flying all over the place.
I was like, fucking hell. I mean, it was amazing. I mean, you kept the timing under control at least because it could spiral out control if you're going to choose when you do your countdown. But I do agree.
I think it is a bit random. It's not random. It's right. So I've got the clock ticking down constantly.
Yeah. But it does. It's limiting. It is limiting.
But like on their pay-per-view, like the pay-per-view was like, I think, three hours, 40 minutes or four hours, 40 minutes or something like that. So it wasn't Bob on like an hour timing. So who cares? You know, this is supposed to be like your WrestleMania or your massive, you only do pay-per-view like once a quarter or very infrequently.
Like who cares how long ago? I don't give a shit how long ago. Like I'm in for a penny. Like I'm not going to look at the time until it's finished.
That's true. And then go, oh shit. But yeah, Christ, the ending like that. I mean, when Johnny Hongi got eliminated, that was tough.
The scale of Phoenix, scale of the ropes, kicking him off. And then you're that crazy little sequence between Phoenix and Jungle Boy. And I was 100% oh, it's probably going to be Jungle Boy this. Yeah, yeah.
But the fact that it's Phoenix, it means it's YoungBugs versus Pac and Phoenix, which is going to be fucking crazy. Yeah. Crazy. I loved it.
I loved it. Not a lot of people do for some reason. They get a bit of shit for this. I mean, you're having constant battle royals.
But I like about royals. I like about royals. Or Royale. Royale, if you nasty.
Right, OK. You said everything you want to say on that? Yeah. Yeah.
Moving on. Shida versus Musiname. Musiname. Musiname.
God. How did it think? Shida looks like a completely different person. False finishes all over the show.
Maybe too many. Great match ending in the set up of a six women tag on Dynamite, which is what? What was it said before? The Before the Reverb Rebel tag get out of.
Yeah. So is that going to lead to another debut? Who knows? Yeah.
But yeah, I thought it was great this. And I was saying at the time, like, Shida, when she's in there with somebody who she knows and can just go. It's a completely different person. Yeah.
There was a couple of watches. There was that Mad D.D.T. thing near the end. That was the only one I think that was inexcusable.
Where it's so obviously a botch that, you know, there's no kind of coming back from it. But those things happen. The rest of the match was great. It's hard hitting.
They both knew what they were doing. They were both selling it. They were both just putting on a great match. It was becoming one of the best women's matches they've had.
But then a few things towards the end, I felt dropped it. Below that. The false finishes thing was strange because there was so many. And it kind of got me to a point where she kicked out the falcon arrow.
And I was like, oh shit, what the fuck are you going to do now? And then there was like a lot of running knees that she was kicking out of. And then in the end, it was just like another spinning kind of knee shot. And that was the pin.
It was like that part of it was odd. And I said that at the time, it was like that end you needed tight. You know, they should have really planned to finish a little bit better than that. Yeah, I thought it was great.
If you got one. No, I enjoyed it. I thought it was really. Do you think this an army should be signed as well?
I think maybe. Yeah, not sure. I mean, I think I probably don't know really. I suppose it's how much more do you want to see because you should be in a title match and you're comfortable with a contender composition.
So maybe. Yeah. I think all of them need to be signed because the other people, sorry to be harsh, but they're not ready. They're not ready for the itemite.
They're just not. Like Swole has got a great character. But she's in every match she's in. Britt Baker.
And this is what I said. Like when we were watching it, I was like those guys don't want any of these bitches. Come over because your TV time disappears. You've already got Serena Dee who's like a great hand on TV and quite easily be the women's champion.
You've got Thunder Rosa who will look to step behind, which is insane. Yeah, so she looked to step behind. You've got Sheida. You've got Rio.
You've got Nyla Rose. Like it's a shark pit. So none of these other ones are going to get anywhere near it. So it's one of them where you're on a JG icon is your Chris that landers when she comes back when she's finished with her injury.
If they start bringing back over the people that they can do from the UK as well because they let two wrestlers go one of them being off sprays partner. Be greasy. Yeah, and then the little ones called Sadie I think I can't quite remember in home. But they obviously do a lot of work in Japan as well.
So again, when they come back, that's another shark bit. If you do come back. Yeah. Because obviously bees do a lot of stuff with offspring and new Japan and stardom and all that kind of stuff.
So they probably won't be together rather than one being an American or being a child. But yeah, there's a lot of people there that can, you know, that's forgetting Jade Cargill and Red Velvet now. Because Red Velvet's stock has gone up in my opinion after that match. She didn't mean souls.
I mean, she came down with the feet, but that can easily be aimed out. There's loads of things there. So there's no room for a badon. But I've been on.
There's no room because she can't wrestle. That gimmick is fantastic. But when she had that match with Sheid, I was like, oh, shit, Sheid is wrestling on mum. Like she just didn't move.
She was hardly moving about. It was quite poor when it was just like fuck, you know, you've got no place there. You can't. It's great to give these people an opportunity.
But you're getting it's the same with the men. Now they're making all these fucking dap signings and getting all these new people in. Some people are going to really miss out and they've got to make the right decision with who misses out. So we'll see.
Great. Great. Can you say it? Okay.
Next one. Mira out and Kip Sabian with Penelope Ford defeats Orange Cassidy in Chocolat. Mira Wreck shot and didn't care about knocking forward to the floor. Great starts the match by smashing Charles through a window and putting Cassidy out of most of the match.
Mira Posh begins now. Play my music. She was like, okay. She was like, okay.
He comes on. I'm the best. And he's a dragon child though. After he's just bladed himself in the back.
Yeah. I mean, now's the time they've done Jack shit with him. It was great. Orange Cassidy coming out, getting a bit of a baby face come back, but not enough to the point where they actually do anything.
It was all about Mira and that's what I said. Everyone's talking about Mira. And that's literally what happened. He just wrecked everybody.
And that's not long for the world. Easy face turn for Kip Sabian and Penelope and then he destroys them. And then you throw him in with the TNT title or even the AW World title. Yeah.
I thought it looked great. And it's now's the time to do something with him. You've signed him. You know, the whole thing was he's not being used in WWE and now he's not being used in AW up until this point.
So we'll say, we'll say, I've not really got too much more to say about that. You've got anything now. No, not really. It's a weird one because obviously there's that thing of not doing anything with him yet.
But you know, they can't, if we're going to sign people, you know, they can't just throw everybody into their best storyline that they've ever seen like from day one because it doesn't work that way. You know, Kenny Omega proved that. Yeah. So you have to put the timing, I suppose, to establish your place.
But he really, he did come in at a level that surprised me because it was very like mid card, comedy, you know, a bit like that. And I was like, oh, that's interesting. I didn't think we were going to go there with him. I thought maybe he would be like a bit more of the brute side, not the character, but just the size of him.
I thought they'd do a bit more with that rather than like being a bit of comic relief. But right, I think this is probably going to be the start of it all. Yeah. Yeah, definitely.
And I think it should be like, because you've got loads of people that are watching the same go against and want a Miro, Lantarce match desperately. Mm hmm. Desperately. You know, even like Hager or Wardlow, you know, just throw him in there with all the fucking beasts.
Yeah. And let's just go. And I would have him, you know, picking up maybe not over Lantarce. Like I've got, I've got more time for Lantarce at the moment than I have Miro.
But Miro is still great. And this is the whole thing that we were saying as well about like stages of the show. Not everybody's got to be going for the brass ring. You know, people can be in the mid card and still be putting on a great show.
Yeah. Which is, I think, for what Miro's been given, they've been great. I enjoyed the wedding. I enjoyed Sinister Minister being there.
You know, it was all, it was all good stuff. And it's like, well yeah, they've got this wedding on in the middle of the show. So it's not like a main event like wedding. But they've got this thing that's happening that makes you keep watching.
Whereas, you know, on Raw, the only thing you get told about in advance is potentially something that might happen in the main event. You know, they've put the fucking shame us and Mack and Ty run back to back weeks now. And I don't know if they advertise it the second time, the first time they didn't fucking advertise it. Yeah.
That's why here you are. And the second time it's like an ODQ. That shows you the level. So the Fromen and other random Mack and Ty picks up the win as you'd expect into.
Well, because it was so good and the reaction was so good. They reactively, like you were mentioning on the last podcast, put them in a no disqualification match the week after. Yeah. Which is apparently, and I'm not seeing it, but apparently that was a non-finish, like neither of them either.
It was like, what do you call it? No contest. So let's do it again. No contest.
But yeah, but that's them reacting to the fact that people said actually this was a pretty fucking good match. Yeah. And they keep the shit out of each other. And they keep the shit out of each other again.
So I met the week eight when they came in on a Monday morning. They were like, fuck, we're doing this again. Now it's a no DQ. Fuck, can we just get the shit out of each other last week?
Like he took a claymore kick to his actual face. Shamed. So maybe he's a f**k. And now they've got whelps all over the body.
Like I'm guessing the one on the left from the autumn picture is f**king shameless. Because he's paler than a f**king... Oh yeah. ...and then they go.
So who knows? Because I don't watch it. And we'll laugh. But yeah, f**k, you know.
Put some effort in. Put a long-term storyline in. And have to pay off at a pay-per-view. Be that no DQ match.
That's basically what I'm saying. Yeah. Right. Moving on.
Hangman vs. Matt Hardy. Bit of a dipping energy, but there were moments. Moon salts to the outside.
Pick up when private party slash dark order came out. What do you mean pick up? Oh, it picked up really? What do you mean you picked up?
Like I said, you came back in the room. Hangman being caught then flung into the bookshop was great. Hangman gets the money. And the dark order have already spent it.
Those motherfuckers. Told them motherfuckers. Because he put it. Because he said he wasn't being the elite which obviously the can't get away from.
And I thought they would do more with that. Like a bit of a check presentation. John, like one of those charity checks, those massive checks. No, because it kind of felt again that whole stipulation which we were kind of like in off last time a little bit.
Just not so fucking pointless at the end. Because he was like, oh, now he just gave his money. What does it look like? But he's doubled down on that because hangman's come out and said he's took a little bit out but then he's just sold can to give it away.
So he's not actually got it. So fucking pointless. And now he's broke because they've charged skiing 16 cases of whiskey. A fruit basket from Evil Uno.
That's so funny. I've got your little fruit bouquet. It's really tasty. It's like when you charge these all to my card.
Which he went into his bag and got his wallet. So now he's broke. Is it being the elite? Yeah, yeah.
It's like, oh my god. So actually, if he carry on that storyline, he's going to come out on Dynamite Wednesday. Brocast. Anyway, anyway.
I think I like seeing Marty there. I think he's got a lot to offer from a creative point of view, from a character point of view. The guy is reinventing himself probably as many times as Jericho as he's offered that old school mentality where he can do that as well. He can literally just morph into anything he wants.
He got the delete shit over. Maybe now's the time. Now's the time to go back to the crazy. What does it, something dimension dude.
Or what the camera or the other thing. Bro come out how did it be from the people who ate it. Yeah, maybe now's the time. Yeah.
And he gets himself a little crazy stable. That'd be fun. I'd like that. Okay, next one.
Ladder match. Surprise. It's Ethan Page. Not the best first impression.
Few watch spots. Destroyer on the ladder from Penta on Kodi. That's just a sentence. I was pretty much highlighting it.
It was great. Because it was one of the greatest things I've ever seen. Fame hungry menouth. Making sure he's on camera.
I'll let me stop you right there. This little bitch. I'm going to call him a bitch. I'm gonna call him a bitch because I don't want to call him, I actually want to call him because that copies something else that I've been listening to recently but that perfectly sums him up.
So this little bitch, right, I don't know, it might have been like a story side of things or whatever. Well for some reason AEW is giving this guy a chance. In ring from what I've seen on Dark and Dynamite, fair enough, it's okay. But he does the hip thing like Dolph, why?
He's got the same gimmick as Dolph, why? He cried, literally cried on Twitter and whether or not he was trying to do a character thing, he sure he was. But he cried on Twitter saying, if people keep referring me to my brother, I'm gonna delete my Twitter account, which obviously just made everyone go, well fucking delete your Twitter account, which makes me think he did that on purpose. But it's getting to the point now where it's like, it's really crap.
And then one of the spots in the corner, so he's supposed to be stood on the top left hand side, right? And I know it's this shit because I'm laser-eyed to stuff that annoy me. Not to stuff that I should be watching, like moves so I can review an actual match. I tend to pick up on things that really annoy me about something.
So I think the Scorpio guy went up to the top rope to do me frog splash onto Max Gather. Who was lay on a ladder as well. So it's like that sort of typical, Rob Dam, Rob Dam. Rob Dam.
Rob Dam. Avi Dam. It's like the normal spot where he does a five-star frog splash on somebody that's lay on a ladder. Now this little bitch, and we're talking the character, not him as a human being.