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Feb 23, 2016 1 hr 33 min

142 12 Angry Claps

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SPOILERS! A Kayne intro, Walking Dead returns, no one cares about Carrie Underwood, Lucifer and free will philosophy, DCTV, 11-23-63, X-Files, Night Before, Lazer Team, Deb watched Justified, red shirts, Scarlett Red, usual ending nonsense

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Welcome to the podcast. It says fuck Kanye West Well, I mean we should all join this kickstarter for him being broke. Yeah, 53 million dollars is supposed to be in the hole His wife's not bro. I'm sure there's some really well-written pre-op.

Oh, I'm sure yeah, but he doesn't get He's titling in the last week bill Cosby's innocent He's to a that kind of bill Cosby's innocent Yes 53 million dollars in the hole because the production was out last album I think I have to do the money money you spent on Christmas. Did you get me like water 50 million presents all of them are crazy? I've rented there like worth a million dollars each. Yeah, so that's pretty through my right there And if you can't handle your money enough to where you get yourself $3 million in the hole Why would you ask why would Zutter were giving you a billion dollars?

So you could get yourself I'm starting like that And the kickstart like the fundraiser is like your next album will sell no, you know why because it's exclusive to title Is it really? 30 days Well, yes, I know what happens and you can see based on title membership like it shoots up really high and then it plummets right back Where it was then it shoots up really high again it well fucking dipshit west Decided that it will only be on title because now he's part of title. So I'm sure he's got a tie in there somewhere Maybe that's where the three million went who fucking knows title's done. There was a bad idea in the first place Yeah, but I need to make title work Gretchen.

It's never going to work. What's happened is He has hit records with the pirate bay and bit torn sites because one of them was reporting that in the first 24 hours There were five hundred thousand downloads of his album Oh, yeah, which you could buy for about three hours for 20 bucks off his website And then he took it down because it's title looks so lonely So now he's trying to sue pirate day and a couple other websites which Good luck those guys have been to stay up and running here's with multiple governments after them. Here's one of my favorite quotes Music is like sex for every one person paying for it. They're hundreds gonna get for free.

That's getting it for free. Okay That changes the economy of that industry and they're not Well, I keeping up with it. Okay, so if I was fifty three million dollars in the whole The last thing I would fucking do is make it exclusive to a streaming menu album that everybody wants to hear Mm-hmm make it exclusive to a streaming site that charges about twenty bucks a month I never considered it's twenty bucks a month for their like premium service because that's what that's what I never signed up for Father I didn't I've never really cared for his mother No, I get it I get what you're saying but in his no I try not to do this but in his case He's such an asshole and a statistical prick that I can't separate him from the music Yeah, so you know Walk off you can walk off Saturday night on their night of Saturday night. Yeah, because they changed the floor Did you see the I guess Deadpool or whatever I was released like why Deadpool will never host SNL and apparently like it brings in like Kanye West I haven't seen it yet, but apparently it's like Kanye heavy good.

It's Deadpool acting Kanye, but oh wow Deadpool. That's funny Yeah, it's I didn't get a chance to see it, but yeah, so fuck him. I hope he stays broke I hope Kim dumps his ass. He's talking about trying to third kid with her Which I feel sorry, I don't I don't think he's that broke I feel really sorry for their kids and as much as I think Kim Kardashian is not a good person She had terrible pregnancies times.

Why would you want to do that to her again? Yeah? Because he's a arrogant prick. Like I said as much as I'm not a Kim fan She has awful pregnancies.

So I mean don't you know I get that some of this is probably a lot of those probably stunts to get more attention But there's ways but there's ways to do it that are way more interesting like just pretend to be a psychopath Well the fact that like people will end up in the Kardashians It's not true and I find it funny. It's like well good for her. She doesn't worry I mean she's not nobody like one pain. She's not it's not true I think it's funny like pretends that shit is a bit anymore, but I mean like obviously they don't understand that at all Oh, no, I don't concept it.

Yeah, no So I think it's a stunt You know what there's things you do and don't do it when you're pulling stunts for attention The Saturday at life thing. Yeah, that was a stunt that when that audio came out. I don't care if that was him Like that that come out when you wonder what was the point of that? I mean granted no one knows who recorded it or released it But to do that for that long to actually you know have one Michael think you were gonna leave Hello Michael was like, okay.

Yeah, see ya like he's been doing it for what 35 years now last You think he hasn't dealt with fucking crazy before I mean So I don't know some of the stuff he does like the social media shit again No, he's just a giant asshole, but when people say oh, I think this is all just a stunt Then I look at the Saturday live type shit that was not in public. It was behind the scene That makes me think that it's not all stunt like there is some level of Something fucked up in the head. Well, I mean a quote Jessica Jones. You can't make an asshole better by making it bigger true Mr.

Hands thinks you can make an asshole better From crazy black man, I'm hoping outright list will start knocking it down. I was walking dead came back It did with a fucking vengeance really because I was kind of impressed I think this episode that just happened should have been the mid-season finale. I actually absolutely great I'm glad that like mom kid fucking got eaten. I don't care what they're saying We're like oh my god.

He's finally see like a kid like a violent like oh, yeah Okay fucking deserved it fuck that kid. I'm glad mom got eaten that's how much I hated them I was kind of surprised they killed the mom. I actually have like the Fuck riff love life. Yeah, I mean I was really surprised answer that they killed the mom Although although, you know looking at the grand scheme of things it was the kind of It was a strawberry back when the kid that ended up shooting Carl But I'm glad he said I have to do that fucking brutal scene when I'm same scene.

No the kid that shot Carl Yeah, I can't think of his name, but um, yeah that dick shit motherfucker son of porchic I think yeah, but um that like Rick could like go with Jesse and Carl had like hack off Jesse's arm I'll make him like it was like that. I was like oh Fuck like the first that only zombie like guts A t-shirt no That's the team I can't go in the world Maybe if you describe it more say I'm a female tarp tarp They're wearing turps. Yeah, they're wearing like punch-ups. Thank you.

That was it with a zombie gut punch-ups That whole like scene was great. I loved having like everyone else Abraham and and glad everyone come back and so like well. Yeah, I did like first time a long time Everyone's actually been together. It's the first time I think they said like they're holding really Away from the ball.

Yes. Yeah, the whole thing with them. Well, they're always running around collecting people. Yeah Yeah, when they first got to Alexandria, you know, I mean I was always running so bad.

Yeah, someone was always running around Yeah, so I mean even since after they got into Alexandria like this was the first time they'd really all been together again They've even talked about it when they were um Talking dead which yeah, I'll go into that in a minute Where the one of the producers or directors or whoever was discussing how was the first time in a long time they got to film So they got everyone there like oh my god, it was back Um those things are up. Yeah, so it's kind of cool. Um the episode was I thought the episode really good I like the fire lake was badass. Yeah, but they wasted all the gasoline like that was the whole point of well Okay, let's be fair gas me doesn't store that long anyway.

So all the gasoline in the world unless there's a refinery We don't know about water Expatriates nothing yeah gas goes bad after the first year. I will say I always love hearing the Abraham isms Yeah, I do like the rocket launcher like blowing up all those well I'm talking dead and I thought about it when I was watching I was like check off like yeah Abraham goes get the rocket launcher It's gonna be yeah, I did like the whole like who's Anna who's me again like I Will watch that show just for what falls out of Abraham's skull I'll say that right off the bat, but I love the group coming back I but I actually thought it should be the mid-season finale not yeah like I was a little underwhelmed by the Carol Morgan fight again Yeah, that was kind of silly and the wolf and the doctor who I came from the name of the doctors the chubby chick But it was kind of nice to see the wolf possibly have changed his tune. Yeah, did you see what's talking dead like yeah? Here's British figure.

Oh, I was trying sorry. Yeah, it is British use as a prison island But yeah, like them talking about the whole like backstories like that they either do or do not develop behind the scenes So let's see him kind of commit play with that. I like that dynamic I kind of wanted to get to like niggans camp and then they come to her As opposed to he gets bit saving the doctor and then Carol just pops him out of nowhere, which was so anticlimactic I thought I should rewind that part because I was like this you just shoot him. I guess you did Yeah, it didn't seem like a mid-season like premier to me no Lot of big moments, but it wasn't big.

Does that make sense? Yeah, it wasn't big like thematically or or and It was big special effects wise absolutely. I don't expect anything less from bring the kataro. Yeah, but the I've all shot out on well And the thing is like we were all waiting for we've all been waiting for if we read the comics Yeah, we've been waiting for right to lose a hand.

We've been waiting for a car lose an eye Carrie Underwood said the smartest dumbest thing I've ever heard where she was it's like a governor thing and I'm like In the comics we don't know yet because he does emotionally attached to me again in the comics. Yeah But in terms of the show kind of dumbest thing I've ever heard like so you know as I shot it Like governor like that doesn't make me Yeah, it was very under was carry on a way. Well, let's be fair. She's a big fan.

She had such a great bit. That's great You know what though? I don't care. I want to hear from people that are the point of the show is to talk about the show I don't care about some famous persons I don't need a button on that one thing.

I don't want to listen to nurse on every every every I don't know the note I don't know some the fucking nervous podcast about walking get I want to hear about fucking walking get I don't want to hear about So-and-so random fucking celebrities and impressions of it whether they're a fan or not I want to hear a set like what I want to see you want great, but it's not right You've on you know I'm talking about from a community. Yeah, yeah Yeah, well it's a bit okay. Yes, that Nicole Brown. Thank you She's got her like little moped.

She takes the notes you can tell she's a fucking fan. I love her. She's on But that's what I want to listen to like more when they have a lot of the like second I was gonna say like the second unit directors Yeah, that's what I want to hear about how they pulled off shots. I'm here about how what they tell you that they can Terri But then you have to be able to get the man this need to go to carry on a wood for her opinion on Yeah, well, yeah, okay, so better than Maryl handsome breaks the fucking flow.

There's no point. I'll give you that in terms of watching the People are watching walking dead by what carry on to a depression of the fucking show was they're watching walking dead to hear from the cast and the crew how they did shit What's coming up what things you know what little insights they might have had writing the quiz? Oh my god What the quiz the tweets are coming? What I had the tweets or whatever, but I do the quiz because I'm like The tweets and the quiz are like hey, we have a sponsor that wants to make their name Let's come over to do it.

I see what we're doing. I do the quiz. I love the the weird behind the scenes Snippet I want more of that rather than fucking carry on to her anybody. I mean they're not if they're not on the show.

I don't care I just want to see no I'm sorry. I'm not interested in having interesting things. Sorry. I just want to see more of mark maryon getting antagonized by Chris I'm having his underage girlfriend call in.

Oh, good episode Maryn and I'm a great girl. No, it's in it's in maryon in He's on second season the first season. Yeah, he goes on an episode of talking dead and hard way fucking hates him But he gets established in the green room that the other reason that maryon is on the show is because he's doing a favor for his agent Yeah, I mean hasn't never seen the show and obviously flounders like I said It's a great it's a great for season. I think they talked about like doing a maryon on a midnight as well They really should do but like I said, it's great He ends up saying something about his girlfriend after she's already banned him from talking about her and it's stand up And she calls in she's falling in and yeah, yeah, my lady in black like jumps on it like no I've voiced feelings about hard work and some of the things that he doesn't but me.

I'm not watching talking So I refuse to do it. No I watch I watch about reaching for a fucking title. I mean they spend like three seconds on that They could have needed yeah, they could have called it something so much better Well, and they I'm in a sort of like a sneak peek of better call salt like on talking dead I'm like no folks But like they do have that running gag with all of everyone under it as they go How many shows like how many after shows do you have to host right? You know, I mean I don't know But I'm gonna jump to a kind of a post chat Lizzie I need your opinion on this I need I need to talk about this.

It's very it's very troubling to me No, there's a show. I don't like okay, but I keep watching it. Okay. Oh, yeah I keep watching Lucifer Not because I necessarily like it because Tom Ellis is so fucking charming as Lucifer It's I don't know he actually watching Lucifer himself.

Maybe he actually has the power of that I don't know because I cannot stop watching Lucifer They've even done a turn with him and Rachel Harris and it's like maybe only just punching people you like like Justice for the right people I'm like Charming I've already told you I distance myself between the comic on the show I really like I love the way he plays that character. He's so fucking I get it's not how he's portrayed in the comic, but honestly why couldn't he be that way? Why couldn't he interact? Similar storylines Where where you know as someone that's supposed to be superhuman or angelic or alien Because you know something is more time around Talk depends more time around people's or caring about people you're not doing this extent as they spend more time around human beings It is I think it's a little narcissistic on our parts that instead of us becoming like them they become like us But whatever it makes for interesting storytelling it does so I've heard arguments like angels don't have free will well they have to otherwise lose for never have started the war in the first place Now that's well, they talk about that preacher.

I know where God knew which way every angel would jump you could still argue fate But there can't be it was God's will but not very well Was God's will at lose or what I lose so God now you're saying God made lose everyone often do that yeah, okay? I don't know Angel in bondage because I'm fascinated by the fact that God created these creatures that didn't have free will and he created Let's have her to become the adversary. But even though we didn't know that but God did even when they show Angels like let's take the prophecy movies for example great That's what they do to some extent because they've learned to hate humans They had they made a choice to despise humans. I think God made them why would God make them hate I don't think I made them hate hate humans.

I think God gave me the ability to hate humans Okay, so they had choice. They have free will to some extent it has any the same level to him as I mean This once will which ones won't well. He is actually will Know that's just Prefigure production. Yeah pre- hooks Anyway, sorry I loved the way he plays the character.

I like the story overall I really like I think it's interesting to watch as someone who You know Watch a character who thinks of himself a certain way so permanently they Science Is changing and why I mean it's kind of obvious I mean, I think Rachel Harris kind of works like as a I wouldn't say an audience surrogate But she kind of gives us a heads up like you are changing who is changing you is it your quote-unquote father God or is it chick Who he seems to think she had dropped on her head because she's immune to his charms Yeah, I do one of the best parts of the early part of the last episode. We like and I'm sex with you Yeah, and she's like I'm really good. She's a really good. Yeah, I mean now get now bear in mind You take this a lot of seconds to bear in blood.

So I'll do it. I'm fine with that That's her axis the guy that plays bear in blood Another time doesn't become something second. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, that kid's weirdly like Ethnically ambiguous.

Yeah, I'm Lickly gray I really do like the one that they have like the cop not just for her track. I do actually like the way she plays the character I think it's a great fault to lose for I mean So if this goes like three four five seasons, do you think that they're gonna let the story breathe enough? They can bring enough growth to the characters where it's still be interesting. Yeah, okay.

I just great I think I so I Think I think it's three seasons around I feel like I learned my lesson with Constantine where interesting for the first majority of that Show I fucking hit it and then by the end of the last three or four episodes My cool shit they finally hit some point they were comfortable with going a certain way and once they started going that way It was really really good first. I don't know ten episodes of fucking hate of the show I mean we talked about a show for seven X well, but I didn't like it It was one of those ones were like, oh, yeah, I thought I was on I'm out of things to watch I'll watch a scene I Think you're having the same problem with that with Lucifer that I had with costume where I don't ever all I don't like it, but I like the actor and I love I can't go to the play that constantly on my head Ryan Ryan something I don't know. Yeah, but I mean like you have such a good concept that I'm like I will bear with how bad it is Because he's such a great is not Keanu Reeves Not bad I like the man I like the man I like the man I'm not really good But I think I think I think Lucifer is building up but how I suck to that same kind of thing I think the first few episodes are feeling them out They're trying to get people in trying people that are not kind of people into the show the thing Now it's not Arrow to some extent as much as it is now. I don't think it started that way at all Green Arrow was based on green arrow with the first season was nothing like it That a bow The building the story from giving you very metered flashbacks to how it relates to the future to the Next seasons when they run out of fun Especially like Star City and come back and come back.

Yeah The first season era which we talked about I was way more interested in flashbacks than the actual I was so much more interested in what happened I wasn't Never was going on with him in Laurel and Tommy so yeah, we'll just jump into the DC Well quick quick, I still like I still watch it. I will keep watching I Say to my cue like it's entertaining enough that I watch it. I think that I think the ag the two main actors the guy Tom He's really good. I love everything from his micro expressions and spatial features and the way he moves and talks And everything well just the whole thing was like the players like what if you have all of that and she won't sleep with me Like what yeah, I know I have confidence and whatever and the biggest dick this set of creation But this woman will not sleep with me like it was so fucking great I'm like I'll just watch it like despite myself just for Tom Ellis.

He's like a very smooth Colombo to me kind of because it is sort of a With where they call it long letters the type of show it's a procedural procedural this to me is kind of like a procedural and He he reminds me of like a slob Colombo he bumbles through all of it I'm gonna watch Castle if you watch I never watch Castle He's a little bit like Nathan Billy and Castle. Okay, my thing is like once you like Rachel Harris says the whole like You're not just punishing you're looking for the justice, which I don't like I don't like that aspect But stay but I'll keep watching it, but well technically that would be in the justice. That's what he does You get into that a little bit You know Justice and retribution no If you guys have ever had a Punishment you're sort of into justice I was a member of the devil when the devil comes to visit with that and they're talking about you know like you think of the perfect punishment But that's because you want them to get to Passpergatory want them to get to the redemption like you're ultimately looking to get people into heaven right? Which is the justice for the crimes that speak right?

That's purgatory. That's not hell I'm not defending Amrices right? I still like the show. He's entertaining.

I like the characters. I like the characters so far. We'll see what happens. I'll keep watching Speaking of guys who wear green hoes and churneros.

We'll just over in the TV. It's a subtle one It would have been more subtle like a couple minutes ago Mero I have three issues of this one three three. Oh really three. I mean that's short for you I I love the first couple seasons when the like literal visual segways between flashbacks was not seamless, but maybe made sense And then as it leaves the wall it's into the Fire there's no Do some Star Wars wife so we find one's gonna I love seeing mr.

Trippic coming yeah Fantastic especially in this episode he's growing on me and then we're gonna get a split thing I'm gonna bring up this character later when we get to another point with something Yeah, like once in your building up William not only they are Mike to die well. Yeah, I mean that's a possibility that Williams one of the dies My two go to right now are William and Diggle or one of those Big old before being the one that gets put my grave because they kind of reach the end of the road with this character Yeah, I mean he's in the comic now, but that doesn't mean shit and they better replace him for him in his brother I don't know That's The writer Green arrow your one is a double and that's I know the way I thought that last time I didn't know anything I Don't think Andy's gonna come in. I don't need both of them up enough to be I mean I think they kill him like why would team arrow go to any go replace him like that doesn't make any sense Why I think you would be they have to you know vintage mode just like everybody else that I Kind of man, she's never married this felt like one of those in between episodes. I did it.

Yeah, which I'm surprised I mean if you need fillers that short. I guess my that's not really like British television better shorter season So there's not as much filler bullshit There's plenty of they still do plenty of character development creation, but there's not these episodes We're just like why didn't bother watch Where he's watching Abby because it's the end of the series and the British series you always get resolution. Oh, yeah You know I didn't really get that with the misfits like god. No, you know They left misfits kind of open for coming back The last No good the season before that was rough the girl that can make some of the apocalypse like yeah, well season was like I Loved miss fits.

I will say Speaking of rich stuff is a real quick to hear that the rumor that was it Macy Macy Williams or whoever it is. Maisie. Maisie from Game of Thrones. Yeah wants to be the new doctor.

Awesome. I hope she's like once She's mob a gentleman. She's mob around with a claira's wall. She could be no I would love to see her as a new doctor her age and her gender would be a great match.

Yeah completely revolutionizing the role Yeah, they would do really well with that Role where however, she's got some some scheduling problems maybe What happens in the throne so last book her dad's books are done But I'm just saying the last book's her character didn't really do much so She was doing Game of Thrones so She's only on like two episodes a couple of way but she was the focus for two and she was on third as the focus I'm gonna say I was like you're the big bad. Yeah, I know I can't talk about that on the show Tomorrow in terms of legends. I'm behind I have a friend but I also not motivated to watch it the slightest Well, well the interesting is that it's the fifth episode which for dad is a make a break so the funny thing for me was I started watching the new episode whoops and That's when I realized I hadn't watched the previous episode That's how little I really care what the show is I still watch it just to see what they're gonna do I'm always in the 70s, but not in the 80s, but I hadn't even realized like like I really With this show starts like what the fuck's going on? How did I miss this one because they do like last time they never know Yeah, just watching I'm like I'm fucking miss something I go on who I look at the description of the previous episode I'm like, I didn't watch that.

That's fucking weird. I literally missed the last episode. Wow. Okay.

That's how little let show That was thrilled that the not the fifth episode before that said open with oh in a time jump And we ruptured Kendra like I said they shot. Yeah I really hate the brandly they're branding and how they've stylized all of the fonts and everything for the show I don't like it just looks shitty It was complicated. I mean I'll give you that yeah, so just flash an arrow and they look great. Yeah Oh my gosh Let's go to flash cuz it's a game from Earth to yeah So theories on who's the mask?

I'm actually at a loss on this one really you I don't think it's Jay Why not because we're gonna have a J from Earth to is doing mother fuck I'd like to think they wouldn't throw like that monkey wrenching. Why not why not? I'm gonna be what the guys in pretend to be Jay any number of bad guys that can change their shape of which there are many And use him to help manipulate Barry into getting his speed. Mm-hmm.

Why not? It's too It's too weird of a long super to get his speed back wouldn't wouldn't you want it to be a long game? No, I don't think it's well. Yeah, I think I think I'm asking the actual Jay Garrett and that the J.

Garrett we've introduced to is some form of Bad guy working for zoom I think I think zoom thinks far enough I had that he wouldn't rely on just one possible way I'm not gonna reveal where it's like zoom is the J. We know yeah, and he's been like something it's not that I think Jay is zoom. I think Jay works for zoom the J. No is the this and Looking back at some of the episodes.

He's not even though he doesn't have powers. He doesn't act like the flash It doesn't act like a flash would you're not like a superhero would like until he gets the the formula to give him back his Speeds and I was like we're gonna get the boss in the night soon. They did it this one. Oh, yeah They said he was on sale, but she fixed it right so we're not so we're talking about last week I was like oh, I miss up.

I was focused on nine and yeah, so I think I don't think it's well Maybe maybe something is gonna be introduced like oh well you're supposed to this bad guy They got sent to take away very speed but fell in love with Caitlin and couldn't do it So zoomed out the ultimate Wolverine I want it happens in comics all the time hell Yeah, but Wolverine happens in Deadpool which yeah with Vanessa Yes in the comic my specific was that in ultimate Xman the first storyline by Mark Miller Wolverine is actually employed by Magneto to infiltrate the Xman and falls on the Jig-Ray Yeah, and at one point like I think some of the other brother of music are like what stigmas I want to kill professor actually like magneto goes if it's taking this long he's just weak to bet somebody that which he does He totally bangs in the ring different. Yeah. Oh, yeah totally cute spunking shirt right here. Yeah, I remember yeah That well, but I'm no does not you do not across multiple stories You know, I don't know who the guy the mask is I really was gonna bring that up and go I don't have a strong theory and there's not a theory that I can argue or disweight It seems like such a left field thing to me that there's suddenly a character in a metal mask We don't know the sponsor name J knows like war code didn't respond to the name J He was tapping out J, but he knows we're war to code Yeah, exactly there's a war which would make more sense the whole golden age flash right right but like for them Like do like another like person wells ask flip on that was my kind of thought of it Yeah, it doesn't get it's a doing it cannot be like good on yet It seems to work, but only you do it well if it's plot device they do well then so be it but they can't really like time travel thing Reversing everything and why I don't think yeah, so there's a show we'll talk about when you're done You know it's that is very much like that, but I will say why I think J acts like the flash and is the flash okay?

Because when he saved people he did the hat tip Maybe that was something that in the Jeff Johns run Wally West says he's always moving too fast that people don't see it But every day he saved someone he does like the tip of the hat Okay, well and to me like J wouldn't fucking do that they wouldn't make such a thing about it Maybe if he could absolutely do that if he's studying Actually has a reverse flash right he does and that's a possibility to that I think it's Clarice is the last time I can't hear anything, but I mean, you know So here's thing J. Gary in classic class uniform had the yellow lightning bolt on his chest. He does not No, he has a lightning bolt. It's not yellow.

It's just a black lined It's yellow like okay. It's yellow lined. It's not yellow solid. No, but I mean the comic in the comic the reverse flash Right, right?

Did not have a yellow streak but had same got very similar costume to chicken. I Will say that I don't think that's something you can say definitively I think costuming is something you go well, but I mean very didn't have like the white but beneath the The white people in the first season the second season. They didn't eventually I mean he was but I mean like you're saying like you know The white would be the flash like no, that's a costume decision that it's rival versus J That are a little it's young just because they do well We'll see in a few weeks I'm sure oh, I'm sure because they've already talked about how the majority of the rest of the season basically involves Or two like occurs are as well. They sure which not sure how or why yet?

I'm sure there'll be some magical thing others Did you think it was really weird how like how quickly very just like football toss and clothes? I'm fucking breaches like I'm like that could have been done episodes ago Seachlessly oh one thing I've mentioned during arrow discussion. Yeah, Vixen. She's a thing next week in arrow Is she yeah, because the animated web series is part of that same thing.

Yes, but she plays You know because flashes against supergirl. I saw that did you see silver Banshee? I did like other people. It's awesome.

She does like she looks like she does in the comics which is Heria fight you also see the shot I'm not sure if it's a single story Banshee There's another shot where they have super girl laying on the ground with a bunch of people around her and she's got the flower going out of her chest Do you not remember the flower story from Superman like Batman one woman? Yes Out to the end of the season Yeah, and I'm just gonna binge it and see how I feel about season two Weird enough way to put Gotham and I plan it was wrong because the second thing I got was good But whatever every fish back so how big yeah Sorry, I mean bring it down on that one. Thanks a lot dog. I don't know so We were talking about the big fan.

I like this episode. We'll see who the metal man is I like I liked I liked I liked how Cisco has seen now what his powers could be with reverb and I'm curious to see I'm curious to see what he does try make those happen. I'm gonna take a look at that paper one It's such a great earth to name although when you watch the new episode of legends It's just isn't it mm-hmm. I'm not gonna spoil how it's like the very beginning.

I like from the start You know what's it like I thought it was interesting that he vibes to like all the realities where in the comics It's like it's like gravitational by the way. I love the MGO answer like what a deal is goddamn villain They're you know they can man. Huh? They're making what they can't I'm sure that well and the thing is he's a JSA villain Which Jeff Johnson is a huge JSA fan co-wrote it with David Goyer So it's not weird they would have like a jig.

Oh weird like JSA villain pop up Well, this is still the beginning of very evolving and power so they have to give them you know weaker weaker bad guys But killer shark apparently is going back next yeah. Yeah, yeah King shark King shark Cool shark is a different villain in back. Yeah, but uh yeah I don't want to follow up or hold up shark Killer Crock you know, he's just gonna fight the street charts Um, which is you with both in diesel with the yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know god But yeah, so I'm excited where DC is going though Like I said it was weird that like vibes powers are like geo vibrational whereas now it's like dimensional vibrational And reverb like he affects a nervous systems and shit. Yeah, he can direct us So what'd you think of blazuring that?

I've got a chance to watch it now. Okay, you're really quite during all of us. I've been watching all week. Yes I have just fine.

I'll let you talk about that No, that's bad. I don't know if you've seen it. Yeah, it's a good one. No.

Yes. I am sure yeah I'm gonna see it Sunday. We not then not Okay, it's just gotten busy. I'm sorry All the nights that was you see it's not so we're still like I Already I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I subplot which is most of season 4 which is basically a nod to DB Cooper you know stealing all the shit jumping out of the plane but no it's a fantastic series I can't wait to see the conclusion so I can talk about it.

So much odd casting. Michael Rambapore the guy played Swamp Thing in Conair as boy-grader's dad. Who plays Daryl Jr. Crow?

Mike Whiter. No it's not. He mostly does community. Oh the other one won't the dog?

Yeah no that's the brother. Like I said but there's an actor they have as one of the foils in season 5 and he mostly does comedic roles but in this he's basically like a small town as small town gangster who's come up from Florida take a bunch of shit from his cousin in Kentucky and he is so good in the role and they have Alicia Vid as the- Yeah Alicia Vid. Yeah I was gonna say as- What's he about Pat Naswatchy? Oh my god Pat Naswatchy.

He was a control of the automatic machine gun. Pat Naswatchy was a small town sheriff. No no constable Bobby. Constable?

Yeah he is very grab on her whatever fuck he's got. So I'm kind of hatchback car that he's got lights on even though the lights don't mean anything. No it's a great show. The casting's amazing.

I re-listened to Armada which is the follow up for Ready Player One. No it's fine. It's an okay book. No it's not a bad book.

I have the one complaint I did about Ready Player One where he doesn't have an anti-climax. I want more resolve at the end of the book. I should hold back a little bit and then blow your load all at once. Well he does.

And then you get like two paragraphs afterwards. I want a little bit of the little dribble after. So the- I want a little bit of- The Neil Stevens thing. It's absolutely Neil Stevens thing climax.

I'll take up to one hundred and then just bam! The thing is it actually is it's his sophomore book. I know you spend your entire- Top or jigs. Like I said you spend your entire life writing one book and the other time I'll put another one.

Yeah. That would be the top orger's okay. Third. Two weeks ago I finished listening to the fourth installment of this audio books I'm listening to.

Yeah. If I only got fifth one today. The Iron Druid thing. No, the White Trash.

I really think you'd like the Iron Druid. Yeah. Like I said, no, finally got the fifth one today. I can't wait to start reading it and see if she can just completely dissolve back into addiction again.

Great. Just gotta go. Well I mean, that's what the end of the book for. Was it fun?

I have a couple of new books right around. Yeah. So a few- well we'll call her insurance right now and I'll do a porn show. I'll do a porn show after that.

A few rich are coming. Some of her weird stories and then there's one- Sort of like her political conversation last week. Yeah. the last one.

But the first one was, there's a security camera footage that came out on the internet, like early, early this week, of what happens when a teen, a 17 year old teenager tries to rob a guy he met on Craigslist for his tennis shoes that he was trying to sell. So basically, this guy, Pierre, had an ad on Craigslist for selling a pair of tennis shoes for $190 bucks, probably some dirty... No fun, because they don't identify what the shoes were. So Zachary agrees to go and buy him.

So they meet up, Pierre pulls up in the car, but then supposedly Pierre says, no, they're $490, not $190. And the kid says, fuck you, pulls out a handgun, says, give him for free. And Pierre gives him the shoes. Pierre's a 39 year old.

Okay. Zachary is a 17 year old kid. Seven year old kid pulls the gun, takes his shoes. The kid starts walking off.

Pierre starts driving off. Whips a U-turn. You can see all this in the video. Fucking Hall's ass hits the kid, rams him into a fence, which severs the kid's right arm.

Oh no. Now I'm going to say shock and adrenaline. Let's say him book it. Look, he leaves his arm, his gun, and the shoes.

Hold on, let's just look at the sentence. He leaves his arm. The way it's described in the Zunarkel, the team's right arm was severed in the crash. And as Zachary escaped from the under the car, he ran to the scene, leaving behind the sneakers, his gun, and his newly unattached arm.

Oh my god. Everyone was yelling, come back. Your arm, you're going to bleed out. As if getting his arm back, they're like a fucking deterring.

So the kid goes and gets off the bus. The bus driver won't leave because they can't bleed in their way. I finally bring him to hospital. They supposedly get his arm, which has been pulled off right below the elbow.

So I thought like stuff. Pierre was charged a secondary murder, attempted murder, excuse me, but an interview, a cousin of his, tried justifying the incident saying it's relative, it's just been trying to detain the teenager for at least. So far the kid's been charged with robbery and criminal possession of a weapon. He's 17, so there should be additional charges, I'm sure, fleeing the scene of a crime.

Here's the big awesome. So don't go trying to steal shoes from a footlocker. Yeah, if you got a hundred and above shoes, you can buy shoes. Yeah, oh yeah.

In another story, there's a woman who won $5.7 million from two parents who planted for arms. No, planted drugs in her car. Oh, this is the PTA thing, isn't it? Yeah.

So former PTA president and Orange County resident Kelly Peters won $5.7 million in a civil suit and damages where two other parents whose son attended her child's will plant and weed and narcotics in the car. Oh wow. And they called the cops on her anonymously. Like, well, they called the police, pretended to be an Asian man.

Saying she was driving erratically and of course not, but we're fine. Like a pipe and all these prescription drugs in her car and arrest her. Apparently they had such a huge campaign of harassment against her before this. Yeah, so it comes out.

The reason that they did this was because they thought that this woman had said their son was slow as in mentally retarded or something like that. What she said was he meant supposedly in the court case anyway, was that he was walking slowly, but the parents like flipped out and took it as insult to his intelligence. I'm sorry. There's a difference between thinking somebody said something about your son and planting to runks in their car and calling the cops.

It did escalate. They originally called the school. Why should his parents return? Not the kid.

They called the school administrators and had one of her demands to remove her school duties, so no more PTA membership, and then said she was stalking and making death threats directed towards her family. There's no proof of any of these. But then they went and dropped a shitload of pharmaceuticals and a weed pipe in her car, mainly percocet and volume, and then called the cops with a Kent Easter, which is the father that called the police. Disguising his voice in a South Asian accent and giving himself a fake name reported he'd seen Peters driving erratically in the school parking lot.

That doesn't sound really super racist at all. Right. So I'm thinking this would maybe an episode of like Melrose Place has ever aired? This is like an after school special.

It's basically the definition of how that escalates quickly. Yeah, so now it's going to cost them $5 million for being idiots. On Thursday of this week, California voted down a measure. This is sort of a tiny porn show week a little bit, but voted down a measure that was going to require porn stars to wear basically goggles, body condoms, dental dams, like all kinds of crazy shit when they film porn.

Gee, I wonder why they voted it down. Apparently there's only a 32. Really? Yeah.

I want you to go porn. Is that the beginning glasses? Yeah, you wouldn't get enough eye contact. Well, it depends on what you're going to go on with it.

They could be like, wall-eyed. Yeah, that's true. I don't have to put eyes on that one. There's going to be a fetish for that.

Thanks, Japan. Yeah, so the New York Times is there, right? You know, writing an article about this whole thing. But what the New York Times writes about comes out as being like, oh my god, there's always porn stars here going against it.

And they're all fully dressed and they're all very well dressed. They're all like, yeah. The New York Times basically wrote a porn stars or people too article because they're not right. No, they wrote, oh my god, these people were dressed.

Okay. Do they think they're naked all the time? Do they think that porn is literally the only thing in their life? Oh, absolutely.

I mean, it's not. They just stay naked so they can just take the next dick. Sorry, it's the way you've raced it. And then finally, this is the one that might start a little bit of a conversation.

I don't care for her music. At all. But Kesha was in the news this week because the courts ruled against her that she has to keep working with a man who is not. No, no, that is not how that she has to keep working with Sony.

She doesn't have to keep working with him. Fair enough. However, the concern is that if she does not work with him, Sony just won't spend any money producing her music. But she can go back to court again.

She can. I say she's working on another album and if they don't put the money into it, go back to fucking court. Here's the thing, what kind of contract did she sign that she still locked in for another fucking six albums? Well, I don't understand why Sony just wouldn't shift him off momentarily.

Like, she obviously has an issue with this person, whether it's real or not that he raped him. Is it DJ Luke or whatever it was? Dr. Luke.

Which sounds like a rapist. Well, he looks like one too. But he looks like a date rapist. He looks like he drives around in a van with no windows, but he has more money.

So it's probably a nice man with no windows. Like a limo. And a lot of the laugh he'd have to get. I just don't understand why Sony wouldn't shuffle him off voluntarily and then promote her next album like she wants it to be promoted because she's made the money.

Oh yeah, she does. And she still does. And she has a lot of support, especially now. Exactly.

She has a lot of support, especially now. Why wouldn't I mean, maybe she just wants to cut all ties with them. I think that was the idea maybe was that in order to just distance herself entirely from this person because she felt that if she went with another producer, it came out the court. Basically that if she went with another producer, I'd say Sony wouldn't spend the money promoting the album.

So she'd be wasting her talent on producing something that would never see light a day. Like I said, which I understand, but I mean, like I said, if that happens, then she can go back to court again. However, she had such a physical like visceral response to that. Like she was uncontrollably sobbing when they read that verdict.

Yeah. So there's more going on. I couldn't even put her tongue in the mouth. Go stand in the corner and think about what you said for five minutes.

No more. I will throw this bottle at you. Please don't. You know, I just, I guess I don't understand why Sony wouldn't just voluntarily do this and even make it, let it get the court.

When all she wanted was to work with someone else. You know, actually, I don't actually have to leave like half the money. She's whatever you go. Yeah.

Walk away. Actually, I don't understand why Sony wouldn't just make it deal with her and be like, Hey, go to wherever you want to go. But if we still get 10% for cool, yeah, I mean, they could still get this, you know, production. Yeah.

It's multiple ways of like going about this is still safe. They're face, money, but there's. But yeah, I thought it was kind of fucked up because I think it's super fucked up because like I said, I don't something happened. I don't know if it's as bad as she says it was, but I mean, she does work with those men for 10 years.

I just said 28. She started with your 18. I know, but if you groom somebody to be a victim, you can manipulate for a long time. I'm with you on that.

But I guess that's something obviously happened. Yeah. I just don't know why Sony hasn't. I mean, maybe they're going to be.

Why would Sony? Are they still busy dealing with the hack? The spreads didn't come out of this because of the hack because that had been awesome. So yeah, finally, one shot a week.

Yes. I picked a local girl. Oh, but I mean, she's not looking anymore. She's 23, 24.

Her name is Scarlet Red. S-C-A-R-L-E-T. Red. She's a blonde.

She's really cute. Like, S-C-A-R-L-E-T. Like the color. That's not a better picture.

All natural. Here you go. Nice to work, actually. Yeah.

Make sure you get a good way. Yes. Are you being like the color? Yeah.

Two words. And she actually grabbed a Colorado in the mountains in Aspen and Vale. And of course, she played volleyball in soccer. She's like 5'9".

She's a type of girl in a girl. Everybody. She had a good luck. He got a figure.

It's Colorado. She's extremely caring and passionate about things. Very cool. Intruder oriented.

I'm sure she's like riding horses. I'm just saying. I love that. I love stick.

Oh. But she's really cute. She's only in the industry for like a year. Oh, I'm basically going on two now.

Because I think 2014 was the first scene. Yeah. Check her out. She's cute.

Especially since she came from Colorado. Like, stupidly cute. No, she's really cute. She's obviously all natural.

Yeah. Yeah. No fake boobs. Which is nice.

She hasn't messed with her face too much. No, just makeup. I should at some point probably talk about how I have issues with corner makeup. It's just so much makeup.

No, but I mean, have you ever seen pictures of like the corner stars with or without the makeup? And they just put on so much fucking eye makeup. It's ridiculous. Yeah.

Sorry. Mistake? Mistake? Yeah, do you want to spread mine?

No? I'll give you that. There you go. Did you want it?

Mm-hmm. What? Oh, that wasn't really your fault. No, but it was my mistake.

I... We had to stop to get gas. And Doug apparently is too lazy to step over a box. So what happened was, now hold on, before you like throw me under the bus on the floor.

You told her to describe it. You think she wasn't gonna throw me under the bus? We told her to spread it. And actually, it's a nobody's fault incident, unfortunately.

Mm-hmm. Sometimes when you go to gas station, people will pull up and park in the curb in front of the door instead of parking normal. Yeah. Like, you know where you shouldn't.

Yeah. Give it everybody does it. People do it because I think it's being fast. So the guy pulls up there.

I'm trying to walk in. I noticed there's a box of, like, windshield wiper fluid on the sidewalk. So I'm like, instead of like stepping over the box or like climbing over it, I will just go around to the front passenger. Okay.

I'm sorry, front driver's side. I'm sorry that the dryer's song is distracting. Okay. It's okay.

It is a song. No, no, it plays a whole song whenever it... Doo doo doo doo doo doo. No, it's actually kind of nice.

Doo doo doo doo doo doo. It is? Yeah. Really comfortable.

Doo doo doo doo. It turns off. Okay. Anyway, so...

That's like what plays like whenever you go to a single repair's world. Like, that's what plays. Anyway. Cool.

So I decided to go on the driver's side of the guy's car because the box is blocking my little path. Okay. And he decides that's what he's going to empty out his entire big golf, uh, mountain dew, on the sidewalk. All over deck.

All over deck. Right. Just cocking balls. Just...

Obviously, that's good. Oh, no. Oh, no. I didn't see there.

And I'm like, I couldn't do like, well, if you went to park there, like, I would have done this. It wasn't worth it. But I wasn't. I was like, you know, I shouldn't get in see me.

Yeah, it should happen based on my day at work. Like, why didn't I see this coming? It was cool. I mean, he could have offered to, you know, maybe not buy my gas in cigarettes, but like, something.

What is he gonna do, Doug? Dry clean your cheap ass lacs? Nobody could have bought me that pack of cigarettes. Like, he'd give me the fight box to do that.

That'd have been nice. I wouldn't have done that. What's a slim jam? Like, I just did a shitty thing.

That's what he calls it now. His penis. Because you're gonna step into it. Well, you know what I mean?

Ow. Sounds pleasant. I'm sorry. That sounds about as pleasant as me just kicking the table.

Well, that's... It's not as bad as like, that girl saying like, you like my pussy beats up your dick from last week, but... No, what? Yeah, you don't remember that?

I like it when I pussy pees up your dick. Beats up your dick. Where did that come from? No, no.

Where was it from? That's from last week. I was watching, I was watching porn. Yeah.

And the girl goes, you're like, my pussy beats up your dick. Ever. It's over. And I talk about like, oh my dick's the nerd, you're pussy's a jock, and this is making me have a flashback.

That's what I mean. And then Mark Plissing talks about your... Sports. Now we know we've got another dumpster triggers.

Yeah. So, but no, I would have offered to like, get him something. There, I honestly, I think there should have been some kind of respiration. Okay, I don't think that's all that anything.

Reparations. Reparations. Like I said, Mike doesn't solve everything. He obviously did an accident.

He apologized immediately and profusely. And you're not black. You don't get reparations. That's your restitution.

That's the black. Or I'm fucking new American. He apologized. Just, you know, mistake I made this week, Doug described to me in horrific detail about the sweat his underwear earlier today.

I would have liked to not hear that. Vision about sweat running in your ass rack or something. He was talking about ball sweat. Ooh, yeah, I talked about ball cheese man.

Now, yeah, is it, as it cools, it forms that carapace. It's the chanda from down on down. It forms a carapace. It forms a carapace.

I'm very able to hammer. Do we have any corrections? No. I'm not talking about mistakes anymore.

Thank the Lord. Another Stickser. The correct thing. The ultimate sticks are in my pants.

Yay. Social contract. Don't talk about Doug's pants. Oh, yeah.

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