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Mar 9, 2016 1 hr 41 min

144 Blade Clapper

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SPOILERS! Rambling intro into a riff-tastic episode about some DCTV, some SvB and Frank Miller, 911 comics and Ms. Marvel, Doug does bad impressions, Walking Dead, Agent Carter, Victor Frankenstein, Ghostbusters trailer, Lucifer, usual ending nonsense

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Hello and welcome to know applause just the clap are the numbers going Oh my god, so I had to like interview of course to think of something I did like interview my parents for some school project. Okay, it was something public social studies and it's based on politics and I was talking about over the phone and I Remember talking to them. I was like well, what's your take on? You know the the debt he goes well with the national deficit and it's not to be confused with the national defecate And I've always every time someone says the national deficit.

I always think like a national deficit Yeah Really not my dad is a registered Republican He says that George W cured him of it. I don't I don't think he's voting for Trump Yeah, this is miles away from making fun of dinkook Really dumb Joe. Oh Explain to the conversation and a dinkook that came on and I actually laughed Which is rare because I don't like dinkook. I know but he actually did have some gems in this His first couple albums were good like I said the part about making her life a hundred percent better by lying this one was about trying to like discreetly They've been playing some Tosh like his fun.

It was amazing. Yeah, it's talking about wearing the cargo shorts I'm putting change in it waiting for the homeless person to hit the water They're screaming get the pit boss get the pit boss. Don't have to it's less than $3,000 Nice so yeah, have you guys listen to the preview yet for Alice isn't dead no It looks like it's really good. I'm so behind on every podcast ever sounds like it's really good It's probably better with that.

Um, they did like a two-minute little preview the girl that does the voice of Tamika Mm-hmm. She's the mecha. She's the one that sounds I think she's gonna be the one doing the voice. Yeah.

Yeah, she was at the show We saw right yeah, yeah, but Doug almost had a panic attack at the bar afterwards. He had a degree well I did he just spotted her easily Love it. It's okay My men in Sorry, I was isn't it yeah, no, he's really good. I like it.

I'm looking forward to it comes out March 8th And it'll be every other week, but it's a mini series I would be like binging on you know how long the episodes gonna be I don't I think be like I'm going to um, you know if Alice isn't dead, you know where she ends up wonderland the freak worth. Oh I must make that spear That's the worst thing that's happened on this sofa this one. You have a point this one's probably okay Jackson polypaining I'm thinking first I can actually that part I must sit there anymore The freak or it's been I did clean this over oh Free for you ever It's a supposed teenage diary from the six trees about this girl falling in the drug culture. Oh, I've heard about that Okay, it's not a great book.

It's worth reading. I know I feel like doing pot Yeah Freak Wharf and Tomkins is holding my like no one has called at that. No one has ever said that I believe that is a major thing I'm pretty sure that those two words have never appeared on the same page together much less side by side. Yeah, good That was god.

Are we coming back our first episode possibly? Because I didn't understand what was happening the first podcast was all about rape because I find the guy Mars and I've been reading slash watching girl dragon tattoos trilogy only thing better than people need Gong girl and come up by then you know talked about the whole trilogy of fuck up section. That was a rough one I was trying to say I actually did not like watching her fuck herself with the wine bottle I didn't I didn't either. I mean I don't think anyone should right.

I mean Germans maybe basically raped yourself with a bottle Like she did not basically that's what she actually did Is that what you can't people do when there's not a dude and you finish the one bottle The suction So there was a YouTube video that I saw this week of Kevin Smith watching welcome to earth to video Yeah, did you see it? No, but I saw it I mean I saw it pop up he Nothing sad in the watch of fat man cry over a flash. I mean noted. Oh like he's bawling.

Oh, he's ever since pot He's been super emotional. Yeah, well, he's definitely high watching it But he's watching a little laptop or something as you're courting himself watching it I mean pretty much from the beginning he's like when we get on earth to he's just a mess and that scene We're very talking to his mom now granted. I got we'd be doing that scene We call our idea and it's like to be fair I just flash pulled a few things out of me every now and then one of them was that season finale lash of the first season When he goes back to his mom. Yeah, I was like if you're yourself like those like holds a hand up I was balled.

I was balled happened. Oh my god. Yeah I say that I'm very happy they stopped using the clip of his mother telling him it's better to have a good heart than best legs No, that was season one. Yeah, it was I do need to hear the mom's I love his room.

I need to hear run very run more though I just do run very run like that. Oh But I know WB your Yeah, yeah, I have this one brother's one of those television is kind of on hold with the exception of tomorrow Which I'm talking about yeah, I was actually surprised about that based on last episode I was like okay, you've had your big reveals like you're gonna take some time off much like flash and arrow Nope, nope, I was very happy to see that. Um, so the new episode came out. I'm still Are we watching it, but it's growing on me.

It's growing a little bit the characters are going to build a build What we're familiar is acting is starting to get a little bit less terrible. I'm yeah He's still acts like a douchebag. I mean like acts like a douchebag In the newest episode, it's getting a little bit better with him and with him and uh, no I didn't say him and uh, what can I You know what I'm gonna die. Yes We're getting there I don't know why that he kills him.

It's not true. I don't yeah My the literally the listen notes and then the last one is heatwave. So I don't think he killed him based on What they said about his history. Yeah, that he was like look He's in the woods waiting for the big bad wolf.

I mean when is like did they stick him somewhere strange? They don't yeah, you can't you can't have like running a muck I get that no, but he just frees him in Wherever So much they put some I'm thinking they're pulling like the whole like the way like a future on my head like bender keep popping up like Yeah, he's in some place that they can always go get him Yeah, well the thing is I was kind of wondering because they've been also he's Dracula So a lot of teasers about how they are doing some more prison break which means that both heatwave and captain cold They're gonna have some other schedule obligations. Yeah, I mean they got heatwave out of the way How are you gonna figure out how to take cap and cold out of the equation? Daddy The little bonding moment they have between Cold and And again Scream mistakes Which I'm gonna seem the little midgets from time bandits.

Yes, they're angels Keep going the midgets by all means but I'm just saying they're Dargill Gillis like you're fine. I did like seeing reps back Yes with his wife and honey Matt and you know and her giving up the whole time thing which I was like What's something that happens? You know he's the exact time thing master. I thought this was very firefly That's one of the reasons I like it also kind of reminded me of I don't I've already watched dark matter It's pretty decent it's a psychics original series the first thing step on that there lives matter Damn it knife at the hashtag dark lives matter dark matter dark matter lives That's okay after watching like an area.

I'm really wanna start a hashtag world not my career Whoa nice no like I said it's not that later The problems I have with the recasting they did on Sarah. Yeah, you don't do white canary right canary because that's I'm gonna keep that one of myself Just No the green ranger became the white ranger. No the green ranger was bad for a while. It became good.

Yeah, that was Tommy Watch the series in order just kind of came on no the white ranger was a new character because he had the tiger zord Tommy always had the dragon zord with the dragon dagger. There was a flute for some reason yeah Yeah, yeah, that's fucking some guns. Oh by the way. I want it on record.

How better I'm getting how better I'm getting about correcting people And like letting stuff go and just enjoying life because you said cyber Godzilla and I almost was like it's my good First off you weren't understanding the context of the comment. No, I did but yeah What do you think the comment was about? Well the After I put it on Facebook post now, but there was a reason was called cyber Godzilla. I'm not what do they actually say cyber Godzilla?

No, oh there is one of the San Bernardino Bernardino City Councilman or something Demanding that Apple releases the key and relax the phone because it is possible that there is a dormant cyber Virus or something viral dormant. It was weird made up like you grab your arms and mash them together and free Quarf got it And so that's where the cyber Godzilla. Oh, okay. It was it was from his statement Not so I'll throw Godzilla in there okay because the dorm it for whatever right I think of Godzilla sleeping and we wake up up and he comes and crushes everything so yeah Okay, so I'm just understood the reference.

Yeah, okay, but I didn't try to correct you Well fuck yeah, okay Wait to record it to correct me said Even though it wasn't so far one step back. Yeah, I'm a working progress lady Okay, we love you sometimes though in legends. I did like text. I'm like a dick Me I was like I'm pretty sure that was a knock at you But no Oh my other note on legends I loved all of the sci-fi references that rape Homer just threw out I did like that he thought he was Kirk and then she's like a Total labor card and then yeah, and he's like you're part of it You know whatever he's like arming the thing he's like no more solo like there I think that shows turn to jolly.

I think it's found it's late And tiny iron man And they had like the whole I should running down he's gonna save the thing and Yeah, no, that's well, but the thing is like in the justice of comics that Jeff Jones wrote they had the whole thing about Hotman wasn't around for a while. Yeah, and hot girl Right, but um Red arrow Arsenal whatever you want to call him at that point right Roy Harper and they ended like hooking up in whatever and some character goes Okay, you know, she's destined to do this guy. He's gonna pop up eventually like do you really want to put yourself through this? It was implied that he's like the sex is good enough.

It's all right Yeah, it was a little bit you 13 on that one, but uh, but yeah, I mean so to have a character hook up with hot girl or what or not We hook up but yeah, but still hot girl. Well, yes, but I mean she's still not fully merged No, but even the yeah believe in the comics. She was more Kendra Saunders than then yeah, I'm gonna sneeze hold on Hold on purple dinosaur right on her whatever. Oh great.

Wow. Hey fucking work Fucking list somewhere So Yeah, so for her to end up with a different characters not odd But it's just a matter of what does the other shoe drop would be my point on that one? I know especially with time travel like you're gonna run the car to run ever yeah pretty much I mean it may or may not be Carter. I mean yeah, he seems to know what's going on in general But there may be a point where he didn't Okay, I saw these on vacation now, too.

Yep. I love I zombie they're starting to kind of put the screws to a few different things I like major well now they've done the reveal that the guy that live has been sleeping with that also works for blame Is criminal informant. Yep. Well, no, he's an agent.

Yeah, I was gonna say and so it's like live a story and find out more and more of his cover story And away from him and she figured out who the girl was ginger is she figured out who That was awesome. They also totally watch the episode where they fight But I mean they also have a new clone to zombie red. Yeah The new clone zombie rats just completely fucking losing it. Yeah becoming like a brainless like zombies Like you know the star zombies which does not speak well for Blaine and major up to see you guys walking walk in major and walking blame Yeah, I'm with the other one.

However, did you guys like the whole thing that Blaine did where he was waking up his dad? And he put on the old face makeup. Yeah, he was totally fucking with him. He's like it's been 60 years We gotta leave now or dr.

Zayus is gonna come get us You know, it's like yeah, it's an old future on the world of tomorrow pretty much I did like kind of seeing Blaine and major team up to take out the zombies on his list. I didn't really work out for Blaine No, it didn't but now he's fighting the weasel guy from uh, Mr. Big Yeah, but the weasel guy from all the oceans 13 Yeah, yeah, he's the guy with the yeah, yeah, very and like he like goes to like is there on the left? There's a lot of letters Well, it's like I'm watching that's not like a whole not a whole lot on the BBC so I so the black canary comic started up again or with was a black canary it's still done Yeah, or but she's a rock star now like them not that cheesy Not that Look at early dazzler and throw what they did was DC actually released a black canary EP of three songs How are they they're actually really good?

They're kind of gothy which makes sense. I'm finding those fuck out of those later I'm banking nice. They're like three dollars. Okay.

I downloaded them. It was in a really good I don't know it's gonna damn I have a job now so I can afford the three dollars Canary charity case I think we're all amaze I got that out in one day. Thank you I've got it on my list of kinkos. It's very tasteful.

I think it look good like right here. I know I'm I'm waiting for speed I've got space waiting for so I can hang everything else for you. Yeah Gotta send that one in first the pussy canary So any who's all This song is a very gothin style the comic itself has been getting a really good review good But because easy just like revital not revitalize we did our whole line after convergence and it's It's not a new comic. It's there's a new storyline that she's on tour now with her with herself title band It's like someone and the birds of prey is it black and I mean the birds of prey is the new title There's no oracle anymore.

It's just a black and airy comic. Okay, and she's still that Oh answer you're balancing my super hero won't be a kick out rock star and And Truly truly sorry the people that actually did the real music in her life Brendan Fletcher Cave boy vocalist Michelle Binsaman who is she's a really good voice world That's not to do and Joseph Donovan masquerading is released from Dina and black andary It's 350 from band camp and simply titled EP one There's two original songs fish out of water in old world and then the third is the man with the x-ray eyes is a cover from Bauhaus. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah So I had her that I was listen to it.

No, you know what if black andary was actually in a band I think she'd be in like something that sounds like the trick cobras as opposed to covering Bauhaus No, I think so I think she'd be coffee I think she's doing more like a sousine the Banshee's type thing, but maybe a little bit more romantic sounding I guess now but I'm thinking of like black can hear from ten years ago And I would think that you know she'd be in something like the Detroit cobras or or even no Bell vague. I mean Yeah, so I recommend listening to it. Okay And then what else do I have here? That's what I hear He looks like captain cold Ward winning episode Multiple I don't like what they're doing with him I don't like the way that he styled I feel like I can't say his motivations are forced But I feel like he doesn't have the tools to do the things that he's supposed to be able to do this He just keeps acting as a dad wife.

I can't do this Not yet yet. I was going through our escapill and thing Back to his dead wife. She's only mostly No, it's princess pride. Oh, that's right.

Wow. He's also slightly alive. Yes Do you need that chocolate pill from miracle max chocolate coating helps to go down here? Six to twelve hours activate I'll think I'll make it not a chance carry always not being able to move his limbs That man versus oh you were talking about I'm sorry.

I don't really have a lot to add on that No, I don't like what they're doing with freeze. I do like the fact that Michael checklist is now a little bit on to yeah to Gordon to Gordon where he sees disillusioned with the golden boy And I do like they're building BD Wong up as the evil site hi-hatristan arca I did like yeah They're building BD Wong into that character which is really funny because they totally have penguin getting thrown in there and trying to give a speech about being The king of God that was awesome Talk about the thing that goes in there needs to adjust all the table because of course You know gets boo thrown out of me or something and just like people like I'm not kidding I got them Everybody looks at him for a minute real quiet and you think they're gonna be all scared and become his minions Right and they all start laughing and what I'm talking about I'm the king of Gotham like by the end of it everyone's the king of Gotham all the bitches in the second season I mean they said fish when he's coming back, right? Yep, so until then And they did bring what the sister back from Oh, yeah, um Tigris. Tigris.

She's back. Tigris is back with butch. Yeah, it's actually pretty awesome. She's totally manipulating butch Butch is so fucking alive.

He's running the kingdom now. He's the king of Gotham Wow Successful man is a woman pitching for you more. I'm pretty sure that old seen a dead pullers like no that's butch Oh the international woman's day. Yeah, yep.

Yep. That's him. How many times do we have to watch him? Twice I'm a three No, no, no, I wasn't saying that like I'm just just kidding relax Did you read about so in that ever Superman world Yeah, but that affix that it keeps looking more and more badass that scene when he takes out all the guys in that like House I do like Jeremy iron's I'm fully behind that at this point.

I'm not behind the movie as a whole like as a driving plot for the rest of their movies But I'm behind aff like as Batman. Like I said, I reserve like I'm the guy who said hey I'm like you're out of your fucking mind and I was wrong now. Jerry still out on Jed leto It seems to be channeling a fair amount of ledger on that one, but yeah But I don't think you can't not at this point. I mean you can't well they were talking about a lot of Lords that were coming out this week were about things that like new little things are gonna happen The movie and now I'm starting it where they really are trying to do way too much But it's a two and a half hour long movie and they're gonna do an R rated blue rate.

Yeah, there's a lot of great ultimate edition Actually, there's a really funny and I was the copyright on ultimate But yes, but yes, really running around where somebody made that trailer of our rated and it just adds a bunch of swears And randomly like that man screaming fuck when he's meeting people. Yeah While they're starting to already blab about this R rated version when you're funny enough, you know, that will did it I think that's gonna be the next thing that's already movie. That's gonna be our sponsor like oh I did it like we're gonna be already that will do for nine-year-olds Our reading release like well that already did they've already said that that's what we'll be already Yeah, and it was by the way Is a no brainer, but okay, but anyway, so there's other already ultimate edition No, no, general ones character. They're gonna try to figure out who she's gonna be she got cut and she's cut Yeah, she got edited out of the film cuz at time she'll be on the ultimate edition of the film Cut no, they did say she's not back or Or you know what he said was she's not back or he said she's not Barbara Gordon or Robin is the quil.

Okay, so she's not Carrie was she no from from dark night from dark night now But yeah, the more especially this week more I kept reading all these little blurbs more You guys are really trying to jam a whole bunch of shit. Mm-hmm. I mean they've already come out and said yeah, we talked about The third big bad guy they released in a movie for the second one they showed in the trailer You've got dark side and dark side. Yeah, which and like given they're gonna build up.

They're gonna build up one dark side He's like the fanos of BC. Yeah, I get that He's gonna be the bad guy in justice I mean and I don't give you a look I would see a really pretty much, but the flash is not just a little flip on the screen No, he's something that some of that speaks to Bruce Wayne in one of his nightmares the flashes Mm-hmm, but they haven't met okay, exactly like I the flash can do I don't know Time dreaming or who fucking know I don't know I'm not gonna get into the actual fictional thing so that oh my god. I'm pretty sure the flash could feasibly do it I'll care. I do love the flash And then Frank Miller, you know, I've talked to a friend Miller before because I didn't like it at it Oh, he's out of tune, but he's talking about how he won't watch Daredevil.

Yeah, he won't watch Daredevil He won't watch Batman for Superman. I'll give him one, but not the other. I'll give him don't watch Superman vs Batman Well, so there was a he should be watching Daredevil that is fucking Frank Miller at its core I agree But someone asked him from the Hollywood group where this week He plans on watching you to want and as shitty as he's been the past with his comments on that I'm gonna quote him a couple times because I liked it. So the first response was like no I did make up Batman I did make up Daredevil have no right to be possessive but once I've worked on a character It's hard to see any other way than my way by and large most of what they do I'll just get grouchy by see it so I tend not to look at it except for a few exceptions.

Okay, that's a fair First thing he says is I didn't create him so I mean Daredevil is I mean you say Miller and Daredevil and that's a thing Yeah, and Miller and Batman that's a thing. Okay, moving on So, you know, do they ask about Electra who's gonna be in season two and Daredevil? Right? We've seen the user on the 18th.

Yeah, they just know and they say something like you know they ask him I don't know if they I don't know if they didn't quite know I'd exist Let's see if they credit me for creating a lecture because he did create a lecture did it Then they asked if Marvel's will hang in for that and This is where I got respect for me. He's like I'm not right for president I don't want to be one of those cranky old guys grinding an axe wishing I got paid better I've done that best to pave the way for artists in the future be treated better than I have yes And that's all I can do beyond that I'd be pissing him on you about things I have no control over I signed every contract that I've signed and agreed to the work conditions that I've worked in and I'm not gonna Why not this I make a good living like wow? That's better than Alan Moore Alan Moore's been saying wizard Alan Moore's a dick and maybe that's dick wizard I would kill for that fucking business. Maybe that's maybe that's why he was trying to do it, but none for that Maybe he's really interviews with more and be like oh my god do I sound like that no Well, I think that's a little bit better than Frigler.

Well and Frigler went through the same Courtcase that Neil Gaiman did against Tommy Farland with the whole sponsor They split the characters so weird after stuff like that But Frigler knows deep down black and white it was a contract gig. It was a work to work to order That's not right, but On the characters he creates them We don't own them and that's that ends up in the whole Neil game in Tommy Farland thing that's image versus DC DC's got I'm sorry Marvel Marvel has the established thing where it's like yeah, you're a work for hire That's a work for work for hire anything you create its ours. You signed it done So I mean Frigler being mature about it going Is Alan Moore's one's like really? So overly precious and douchey about his work.

It's fucking annoying. It's actually But the battles he picks he's right. Well, he's also David in general. He's pretty careful about who he works for Correct along the same lines of people who created characters They started doing a little differently now because I think they focus on their YouTube presence more Yeah, but it's not that they combine them into an hour and a half Did you listen to what Paul Dean no, okay?

Not not the most recent one Paul Dean. Yeah, there's two of me just did okay And it's awesome to hear him talk about creating hard liquid and how excited you listen now It's he's he's not bitter. No, no, Paul. They just a glad like add Squared of the quilt so to speak like he's just happy that like because Harley Quinn didn't come out of the comics It came out the end series Yeah, well and he talks about that in the first interview He's like I just wanted there to be like this tough girl that was part of Joker's gay Yeah, and he mentions it and this one too and then he talks about Mad love and that and He's proud of the character and only keeps saying like hearing him and Kevin come and talk about it back and forth It's really really really cool.

Well, the reason that they had him on this two part episode is that on Vertigo There's gonna be a release of a graphic novel called dark knight a true Batman story and what it's gonna be is it's Dini Relating a real life occurrence of himself. I read about this when he got you got fucked Yeah, you have to listen to the story you got mugged and beaten shit And like I was gonna die because at one point because I was like close your eyes and put your head in the ground Because we're gonna shoot you know Wow. Oh, no, I read about this. It's got an excellent music.

Yeah, and it doesn't come out Like the hardcover I've got it on my Amazon was just about till June 21st. So But it's a dark knight a true Batman story. It's night in I GHT And I guess he's you know as he's telling the story himself recovering from this He's got the Joker in there acting a certain way he's got all these different characters And it's funny to hear him talk about how to get over it because even as the cops show up to take a statement It comes out that he was working on Batman the I'm in series The red mask That's what they were working on when this happened I watched a lot of that was But the cops are like oh you're an artist or writer. He's like yeah, what you're right?

He's like Batman because Batman wasn't here tonight was he and it hit him really hard that statement and that's stuck in his head The whole well, I mean you can stop it to that point up to that happen. He talks about it Like you know I wasn't really in a relationship. I was getting lost girls. I was I was living the game It's awesome.

I was living the wife's a magician. I was living the geek dream because he's an actual dick wizard Sorry, I was writing Batman and I'm dating women and I've got my own place I've got money and I'm doing all this mingle stuff And this event happens to me gets back to his house like basically crawls home Yeah, and he opens his door and he like hits them really hard. He says it on the podcast it stuck to me too says I open my door and I immediately get hit by the fact that there's no one there to say oh my god What happened to you? Yeah, he's like I'm surrounded by toys and comics and Cell slides of a cartoon and things that can't come from me and emotionally.

Yeah, it's an amazing episode of the podcast I know there's times where I'm like whatever. I like I like mark mark Bernard. I like him a lot He's really I don't think he's got a co-host that kind of keeps him on track Yeah, because you know the stone can Smith knows wrong around Which is not that one's him in the interview But like him in a like recap of like pop culture this week is a little rough No, it reminds me a lot of when after 9 11 happened and Marvel NDC put out Non-profit well I'll get to that in a second, but yeah, they put up like the nonprofit of issues was like The fire we weren't here. That was a marvel.

The marble. I had the fire the firefighter cover by us Ross. Yeah But you're talking about Spider-Man issue Three I'm sorry thirty six. Yeah, yeah, I'll cover by a Swresinski and John about a junior Not a nerd um be I have a see that was one of those like it was spider-man shows up with a rebel and goes I didn't know yeah Like we're talking about fighting Thanos and we're talking about the red skull eating Professor X's brain, which is an actual storyline But like this like we didn't see coming and what's wrong with the hero community that we couldn't stop a quote unquote like ground level Issue or we couldn't see this just being living our normal Peter Parker lives I was so called being spider-man I didn't live as Peter Parker and and then that episode that issue I mean was groundbreaking and it comes out of Swresinski living in New York and We're often a weirdo live in tangent, but um But no, but I'm talking about talking about I mean that there is no When all the when those moral comics came out because I had that one too I have the I don't have the 9-11 Mm-hmm, but that's why I'm a book kick off Marvel's month of saying nothing that was well That was that wasn't an 11 base though the the enough said that was no Enough said was um, yes.

Are you yes? I am the enough said the enough said month was based on Doing entire month of comics without dialogue. I remember I had yeah, but no no no but spider-man 36 wasn't part of enough said Because I Because I had the captain Marvel Episode of that by Peter David and Chris Cross not the rappers the the artist No, that was just them doing the same way that like when when Justin Whedon was like oh everyone loves buffing for the dialogue So amazing spider-man volume 239 number 39 was originally solicited as number 36 Yeah, this is a black cover. Yes, but when I had a marble push 36.

Yes, he's 36 I put it 39. That's why I got you assume it with the enough said month. Okay. Yeah, the enough said month was just I'm going to challenge We believe in our fucking writers and artists to have an episode it was basically the the song of the hush episode of fucking Buffy Yeah, it's what it was.

Oh by the way, I've loaded this idea to die while we're in the car I think we're gonna him a swear star we are and when it's full we're using it to get him some kind of swears of version therapy That was my idea. Okay, what's your children's dirty? Yeah, it's fucking kidding shit. It's a sort of child friendly podcast I have like two kids that are pretty fond of one of them.

I didn't say that actually yours So we're gonna keep talking about comics I picked up the first trade paperback of Miss Marvel It's pretty good actually I do like the fact that they have a Muslim lead character and I want to say she's Pakistani Yeah, I'm gonna say just Pakistani. I think it's an interesting take on the character I do like that in this first trade paperback the first time she actually tries to go on a quote-unquote mission She fails horrifically. Well, she should that and there's a joke in the book where she uses her old quote-unquote A quote-unquote Burkini to make her new superhero outfit Nice Burkini. You know the Burkini, right?

A Burkini made out of a burger. Yeah, it's what has a woman where the beach. Yep. I'm not kidding.

It's a real thing I'm looking at where yeah, it's a Burkini Look at your work for chicken. Can I do that like yeah? Like I don't know how to do that a minor or minor key Well, they just slowing it down. Let's try doing a minor key So speaking of things getting slowed down.

We want to talk about the new Cloverfield trailer that we also if you want to It's more like are we actually gonna see the monster this time or is good? Yeah, you know what like if you didn't see the monster that would be Would have been better I fucking hate a Cloverfield. I didn't like it either that movie made me sick actually That's actually why I don't think I can see um hard core. I got much like I can see hardcore here I think it'll make me sick.

I think a point because I'm watching the previews and the movie looks great I think I can watch it on a TV. I don't think I can do it in theory I think it'll make me sick like the GoPro's I Gotta great stuff, but like oh my god. I hated Cloverfield so bad. Hey, it turned into fucking like Yeah Yeah, yeah Every fucking movie the giant reptile turns into a Jurassic Park movie at some point with Raptors chasing people through the grass No, whether it's actual Raptors or grass.

Yes, we're virtual high five. No, no, no, I was making you say oh I was Chris Brad Oh, oh, you're doing that. Okay. Well, well, but like oh I know I've got the George could send the thing going right now.

I know I need a haircut Thanks for expecting him to say it's supposed to be the summer the year of George The year of George he's decompressing right now. Sure. Why's not creepy the fucking sign folk. I'm really worried No, have you seen any of those?

I think it always real life people that I'm obsessed there with oh the kind of talking about like how we just Watch Seinfeld so we had to pretend he knew the jokes his older coworkers. Yeah. Why why he's like yeah It's like a 20 something right now watch my phone. No, I can watch my mother's do I'm a co-worker tell me because they're all over Me like here dick.

We're stuff fuck off, but there's also your older coworkers are dicks as well There's others where they're talking about um they're talking like couples married couples. Oh, yeah, I'm fucking wedding or we were hanging out I'm trying to figure out the new arcade. We just have you watch this episode and so we named her this Oh, we named her mauva. They're all a 20-year-old guy watch that episode Like everyone's people are just fucking weird like just they're not normal What is it do they have a different side and felt fans like I mean the hoovians and I don't know Elders Filmsers I like that one better because I'll just like I know I know what it sounds like Which is about how I feel Um, we're commercials.

Have you guys seen the car commercial that has the wacky Are you fucking yeah? I'm sorry. I should not laugh as loud as I did the first time I saw that. I totally lost it.

It was great Um, you know, I was gonna switch to I was a switch back to Batman for a second Absolutely because something else that came back. I was both podcast Adam West reading dramatic lyrics of Kanye West songs. Wait what? Yes, so I know Adam West that are reading of killing joke and that was bizarre Yeah, this is a dramatic reading of Kanye West lyrics and they're fucking hilarious.

I didn't cost them $53 million No, Kanye you're such a moron. Yeah, it's it's fucking brilliant. You should that was on the Hollywood Babylon podcast I was it yeah, but you can see it on YouTube Babylon icon, I'll cherry pick their episodes I like Garmin, but I like Garmin a lot. Yes, there was that and then Kanye Well for a while in Kanye remember how we talked about the fallout for trailer being released on Pornhub Yeah, we come basically a very interesting place to go through the sfw the safe for work areas Which which is funny.

Well, it's funny because they say safe for work, right? But you still have porn ads all over the safe for work content So the fake Asian video game girls their tits like giving them black eyes over five seconds Yeah, but you know since Kanye only allows The life of Pablo to stream from title title someone was nice and cleared a whole album up on Pornhub Oh, wow And it lasted four days It was about four days before the one finally took it down and then by the time I tried to like I clicked a link Just to see yeah, this this file removed by Kanye West I mean like you can't buy that kind of publicity. I mean yeah, obviously for $53 million Right, but um, so he also was trying to talk about okay. What was he doing?

He he tweeted something tweeted a picture of his desktop and he was trying to talk about how bad his title was and blah blah blah And what he actually did was he showed a pirate-based search. Oh, no for a software called serum What is zero? It's a synthesizer plugin. Okay cost like maybe 190 bucks to buy it legitimately.

It's a music tool It's a very popular news tool Which turned into a war? Basically between Kanye West and dead mouse or war because I don't know if you guys follow dead mouse on Twitter at all He's like the troll of Twitter. He's really good at it Funny That's beautiful Which I think it went on for days he was just Ever gonna talk about the fact that since he only released it on title His album didn't make the board really eventually because he's eventually gonna release it to everything But there's a post the fit that he threw and he said he was never ever releasing it anywhere But I was a Tyler fucking swift. Did you say Tyler talking swift?

You said Tyler, but you know even Tyler swift never getting back together I don't know. They're never ever ever releasing their fucking albums a title again without title And then I just to talk about the the K names Kylie Minow and Kylie Jenner are in a fight right now over the trademark of their name Kylie Kylie Kylie Trademark and me apparently Kylie dinner is trying to I think there should be like a purestilted right now I'm not gonna have to go yourself. I want to see I was coming to know I would go You can have the copyright as soon as you survive breast cancer But what she said was obviously her representatives filed notice of opposition to a trademark application for advertising entertainment And then kind of a note came out and said quote Jenner is a secondary reality television personality He was received criticism for disability rights groups and African American communities and as such The no-goon her presenters do not want Jenner to quote Dilupa brand Delete her brain is a little you realize that just lawyer speak Personal statement, but I still still a little yeah I can't you wear that white outfit Hell yeah, my head video Cave okay, yeah, I know I'm picturing the cage there too, and it's pretty hilarious. Oh, I mean You need to go watch what we do in the shadows again He almost does it with the accent No, he doesn't Throw another human on the Bobby So We saw so many more notes I'll start the top of my list okay the last episode of walking dead yes, it's been getting really fucking good I know you and I were where sir.

We're really fucking disappointed by the Season premiere fuck fuck me fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Do you fuck?

This one had so many Abraham isms That I was in seventh heaven because I love whenever Abraham just says whatever floats through the brain and out of his skull I knew you're thinking of Rick these banging Rosita, but he's all hung up on what's your name? Sasha Sasha. Thank you Sasha or Rosita was Well, I mean She's one of the short shorts in that tik-tok and you're like yeah, that was the cover of like issue So I want to get into three notes real quick on walking dead one. Let's talk about Abraham talking about Biskwick Oh, yeah, and if you're pouring the Biskwick did you mean to make pancakes?

Yeah, because that was easily the best Abraham is I mean he had a few of these episodes See some other Campbell even the keys and he's like well we're scratching our sacks or whatever the fuck it was When you pour the Biskwick did you mean to make pancakes? Yeah, yo he named your best quick So when you're coming in a chick to jamie to make a baby That was isn't one of the best lines Especially because he's so torn between who he's with and who he could see himself with yeah in terms of he was Then she fucked off because she's like no I took a different detail and he's like he's like all right see you then Well, she also knows that he still was Rosita so She's not gonna play second-fiddle. No and she said that we can episode where she's like do you have it all figured out or something? Yeah, but then he lost his little necklace.

No, yes He did the break like he lost at the end of the episode no, yeah, it's up to no at the end of the episode He found the ground and he stood up and the piece of metal was it After that fight where the guy gets stabbed So much on a rip episode Jesus finally speaking of Jesus Jesus Tester factor I get a witness I was just being We're going old 90s like yeah, I know I know front for you yeah All right, well, this is a good throw a dead bull fucking pissing In terms of being a comic fan you fantasy hilltop I loved it Walking into that like the governor mentioned out of the library I like seeing Maggie coming to her own deal with the guy that runs hold up. I honestly thought he was such a skivy motherfucker He is that I loved seeing Maggie go. Here's a fucking deal. You're not gonna see my cooter.

Here's what we need deal with it Oh, he was getting he was I rapy. I mean he was he was clothed rapy. He was Well, she can't get back up again Can you make that baby pregnant if it's a girl? No, well can we all on speaking of which?

I just saw this on fucking Facebook. Why is this happening? I don't know I imagine my that There's a hashtag and it's trending and I get it's a baby But yes, I have to say that like I was well for some strange reason um that we're calling the Glen Maggie baby like Glaggy yeah hashtag laggy baby Glag I get even fucking say it. Glaggy.

That's a fucking horrible. Just call it blend. That's way easier Just call it blend When that's so much easier just call it man because there's an Ellen Glenn That's not nothing to answer There was a very interesting aside about being right off the bat Which if you read the comics, yeah, niegan and his bat lu seal They're gonna pop up at the very end of the season, which means glens time could be very short Well, I mean they've all been on borrowed time. This is not the apocalypse, but Do we think that they're gonna kill Glenn?

It's one of those I think one of the guys lost was on talking dead talking about how like fans have like their favorites And you're afraid the audience will turn against if you kill their favorites, but you want to be I'm walking that's never really been afraid of that. No I mean the baby's still alive the baby's dead in the comics Mm-hmm Hands They talked about how they were That's why they did Building up. I mean they took Carl's eye. Mm-hmm By the way, I did like seeing Carl when he made a comment about dad and I'm not gonna go because how do you think they react with one eye?

It's so sad. It was but it was also kind of proving that he's growing up. He's accepting He knows that like going to a new a new settlement with like proof of violence would look unsettled Absolutely five minutes later rich covered in blood again. Yeah, the rotatorship made its appearance I think he really just needs that to stay young So And Rick it's the little bathroom I might I might understand that That cradle of filth wrote an album about Rick Graham's Rams We all know where Carl is all the time now Carl running into walls because he has a death perception Because I thought about like everybody pulls it down like he's had to like retrain You were the one who wanted to pretend you were daredevil when you watched daredevil That was completely blind so and two that is the one thing that super kissed me off of that sky captain The world of tomorrow when Angelina Jolie was supposed to be this crack pilot But she only had one fucking eye yeah, but then she at least like the frogman or whatever that wasn't a great fucking sci-fi line But like I said now it took me off it's supposed to be this fantastic pilot and she only had one fucking eye Well, no, I was that's really horrible.

Um, shocking. No, like I stopped myself. I'm not gonna repeat it Nothing. Um the agent Carter from alley.

Oh, yes I binged the crap out of the last four five episodes of agent Carter. Do you think it was kind of a Neil Stevenson episode where all build up and no let down. Yeah, he's jack-a-dole boy It was actually no, it was very much like that. I do like that they finally wrapped everything up I do like that she finally made that with so so yeah finally Was like fucking it over with I had to tell you though Jarvis made me really mad through a few of those episodes Where but I liked him shooting the madamask.

I did like that my issue was one I cannot believe he wouldn't sack up and talk to his wife Yeah, and I cannot believe he was being such a bitch afterwards So really you just don't like guys lying to their girls I didn't like I didn't like him lying to her and I didn't like him trying to take it out on Carter Even though he made the choices that caused that thing to happen. Okay I'm just trying to think of a good way. They're basically stranded out in the desert and they're trying to walk out of the California desert if that makes sense They're trying to walk out of the California desert and Carter's like trying to just make the best of it and keep walking and he won't stop Bitching and moaning and pissing and whining and she's like how his wife No, he actually doesn't say anything about that He's just about the situation and she finally cracks and it's like, you know what? You've been begging me to take you on a mission for forever Do you think that this kind of work doesn't come with the price you get to get to go home afterwards to your wife to your calm life?

But somebody always pays the price of course and then he finally admits to her But because of his wife was shot before that they can no longer have children and he hasn't been able to stack up and tell her that yet He doesn't want to have a voice in a box Just do that because that's exactly what he ends up being He ends up suddenly Paul Petney like I can be worse deaths Like I said no, if I die and I suddenly Paul Petney without sending a 3D printed dick to me like I'm fine You started that one I did One thing I thought it was like a kind of a letdown finale in terms of the gamma cannon I did like the whole like they're gonna turn the gamma cannon to a bomb and I'm like Well, that'll happen eventually. Um, we wouldn't have the adventure. Did you like all of the stuff with um I like the emotional lab tech who's a comedian who's name? I'm not the wronger.

Yeah, all the stuff with Matt wronger. I love him hitting on the uh receptionist yeah, that cracked me up. There was like This season was really so much better than the last very well balanced I did like the whole joke with them accidentally not being able to turn off the rip to another world So they're trying to draw lots for who gets to go take the choice to get the crank And then so so just goes and does it or was it? Or was it just goes and does it?

No, I love this season way more than the first season Well, if you remember the first season I'd rather watch more Carter and Les shield. I'll say that I've been watching shield and she'll just see this Well, she'll see me get interesting because now they've got hive I knew it but yeah, and not hive from DC, but hive from marvel, which is a actual spindle Well for the standpoint of readings it did not be well As well. Carter? Carter?

She's surprising They didn't put it in a good time slot and it wasn't very well for nobody It's the same time slot of shield Yeah, but I don't know but shield's been struggling since I've been through the first season. Yeah, I mean I didn't like shield at all until I pinched it and I I'm sorry. I haven't watched the last two seasons Well, until yeah, I mean you're pretty much watching the first season just to figure out why the fuck calls the soul alive Once Tahiti is revealed and you're good What else do you have? I watched Victor Frankenstein The Daniel Radcliffe movie?

Yeah with the McAvoy as Frankenstein Oh, okay So basically written by Michael uh Michael written by Max Landis who roves american ultra who wrote chronicle So I knew that I had higher hopes than the 18 percent it had on rock tomatoes I like the idea of it What's the big old butt? What's the big old butt? Well, she has a future Yeah I like the idea that it's from Igor's viewpoint I like that explores the characters Victor Frank Sun and Igor Igor coming from the circus and being quote-unquote saved by Frankenstein The idea that Frank Sun is trying to atone for like the death of his brother By he accidentally killed his brother sort of Was there a song in the accident? No, it was freezing death And that I mean accidentally freeze someone They wanted to play in the snow It was their idea and then they got caught in a blizzard And then Cool, but you're gonna freeze in?

Yeah, that horrible bullshit from gone But anyway, um No, uh That he's trying to be toned by bringing like life into the world Because he took it because he has a death So it's like a ledger thing All of black and every black and every black widow I like the idea of it the execution Little rough Interesting that they took away Igor's hunchback via science Then why was he on a circus? Well, because he was hunchback And then they figure oh what heard that That happened every time That doesn't seem right Does it hurt every time? Feels so good Well, um You ever played electricity before? No, I was doing, oh, excellent That, yeah, like it's basically an abscess Uh, abscess?

Yeah, abscess Abscess? Abscess? You should say You keep saying abscess, it's abscess Abscess, that they drain And then they like slim them into wall All uh, it kind of reminded me of um Shawkums, the first Shawkums with Robert and Junior They fix his back and he wears a brace and he's fine Um, because he's very fucking potter Um And he reminds me Yeah, yeah You're talking about the record? Oh my gosh Uh, very big topic that last week So, um, I liked it It's a bit too little, uh, love it and a shuntlet I mean, I think it's Worsing if you like the idea They flush out the characters The frankincense monster doesn't really pop up to like the last 20 minutes Okay, um, it's all about Frankenstein and Egor is emotional character Once again, I like the idea Execution a little poor Um, he didn't I liked this guy made, but Matt Falandis' pit on uh, on Mac Clan On Hook Hooke never got made Which is not what I really want to fucking see Yeah, I think of that every time I see what, um, Mac Clanis movie He did an episode of a Nerdist where he totally full on pitch Like a back story for Hook That's like a trilogy and it's fucking amazing It sounds fantastic Love that this gets made, but I can't see that Um, it didn't sound like Mac's Landis I know I've talked about like American, with American Ultra I was like, oh, I can hear Mac's Landis I will say you can hear Mac's Landis Visually and audibly By the young frankincine references Okay, where at one point they say frankincine and he goes, frankincine And that the cop who's, um, pursuing Frankenstein over the theft of body bits Um, ends up sacrificing a hand and ends up with like a fake hand Okay That he can't really move Not as much Not as much Yeah, not as much as young frankincine But like there are references to young frankincine Where if your daughter might die or whatever Like watch it, they're gonna go Okay, you lost a hand or they mispronounced his name But to us we're like, oh, there's that's a reference Yeah, um, that was very Mac's Landis Otherwise See it's but don't love it I mean, you know what I mean?

Like it's one of those where I'm like I'm not mad. I thought I'm I think it deserves higher than 80% on run tomatoes Um, but I would say 30% Mac's Landis Um That it's Should I just not let him talk? He's getting made or too close to that Yeah, what else is on your list, though? I like the invite that I talk more No, I'm just trying to get through your list Uh, the Ghostmaster trailer Uh, we could skip talking about that as well, let me turn I'd say what?

Like it's skip talking about it as well, let me turn I think it looks like they're just redoing the first movie Up to an including K? Cool Up to and including Mm, like up to including including like the library ghost Like I, I want something new Other than ghost possessing What's my character? The only thing I got out of it that I will probably enjoy Is the blonde crazy engineering girl Want the goggles on all the time? I can't think of that actress's name, but she did the most Really nice Um, I don't remember naming it a bit You're watching her Even when she's not the central character in that trailer She's the most entertaining She's the one to watch I can't think of her The most hilarious parody of Carol for the Independent Spirit Awards But I'm gonna make you watch after this Did you ever see her bit with um It was the In an abduction bit with uh Uh, Ryan Gosling?

No Where it's like her and some other girl on fucking uh It's like three of them They're like Yeah, we got definitely my spaces and we were like Filled with love and they were smoking And emotional aggregates and whatever And then um, Ken and the blonde It's like They just knocked my tits around Okay, do you have anything else under this? No, that was a really good bit I really really really loved it Yeah a lot Um, so I'm gonna talk very briefly about uh, BBC series I watched on Prime called Fortitude Okay Which is actually the name of the town It's in this like tiny Swedish town That's basically on top of the fucking glacier And it's essentially a murder slash epidemic mystery Starring Stanley Tucci and Chris Eckelson Is actually in the first couple episodes Like I said, it's free on prime, I do recommend it Cool Fortitude Is it a difficult murder? Is it murder? Is it murder?

Is it murder? No, no, no Murder, Demik Yeah, what's going on? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm sorry, I'm sorry Just like Ryan Ryan Also, we haven't had about Elizabeth, yeah Was my last one Was my last one This episode is for Gro More so Outside of the psychiatrist I like this episode a lot Absolutely, I think this is like Where it came into its stride Found its legs Whatever running metaphors you want to use I like that And I want to get into my favorite thing last So I like that like the angel suddenly popped up To talk to Rachel Harris And he's like We can just go out for a drink And she's like Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa Whoa, whoa Whoa, whoa Yes, he did He should have entered or I'm the new neighbor That's a wide bit of a key, that's why I'm in here But I think that I think One or two episodes The title is At Two Doctor So she's obviously gonna spill These atanic beans, so to speak Pinto Black Refried Urban beans Black beans He's Satan I, yeah but I'm going to say Tannic, you're going racist Well I see they're black or red And you know kitty beans I want Pinto We could also go white Or kind of beans that explode When you hit him in the rear We could also go white or navy Well you know the ass Rachel Harris About that Okay Um Man Oh my look at my wrist I still have a huge thing for the girl They have to blame the detective Oh she's I don't think they have Something Um You have to remember she got knocked up Like Brother Blood So Can I hear her in her solo series? Arrow?

Oh how did you run? Um Her ex is Brother Blood Oh how did you ship it back? Okay Um I will say that was for a container A shipping container stolen What's with fictional character? A fictional character Oh you got to tick-wise Um Chloe Decker?

Yeah Yeah Oh that's the character name, yeah No that's the actor's name The character name is Oh no, Chloe The actor's name is Lauren Sherman Yeah, German Whatever Yeah, Yes, a few fan hers But receiving your notes on I will say um And Deb doesn't like where I was going with this I hope That Yeah, Lucifer had a shipping container stolen from him Okay Um And containing a very important bit of Lucifer I mean he wanted Hidden he wanted on his own So does Peanuts No, I'm pretty sure he's got that According to Rachel Harris once again Um My money was on Wings Halo The Key to Hell I'm putting it down I think Wings would make the most sense Because in the Lucifer comic That's actually pursued a great deal The fact that his wings Were taking it down I never read the comics It was the wings It was the wings Like I said It's pursued One of the Asian deities Ends up coming into possession of the wings And he ends up having to return them But they steal some pin feathers The wings and the assumption That the rest of the things will grow back From the pin feathers And then it will not be two sets In the comic book series Huh Well, so what are you still on? So why are they just stolen? You don't know who happened yet But they're gross They're like flesh still stuck to them Yeah, the wings themselves are gorgeous Whoever designed those are doing a amazing job The feathering and all that Beautiful You know, I've seen so many movies And so many TV shows with Which to me makes wings The piece of flesh Makes it even more jarring Because they are so gorgeous Grow Tesla Yeah, grow Tesla Beautiful, I would say Thanks for making sure I got here Yeah, yeah But no, like I've seen a lot of wing CGI And it's always Usually bad or passable at best And this was like Okay If that was CGI didn't immediately jump No, that was prosthetics I mean, those wings literally exist Yeah But we'll see His back Yeah, they showed him the first time So they showed him the back Oh, do they really? Mm-hmm The pilot Yeah, they showed him the pilot With the Alright, so The first time I was a He's in the shower And they just think Oh, do they show it?

Because I know that like He walks out naked with Yeah, yeah, yeah Even in that with Chloe Decker Yeah, what they don't do And then she like touches And he goes, don't Ever fucking do that Yeah, they should have been fooled That Which just makes me wonder Like how that works When he has like three thumbs Three thumbs Three thumbs? When he has three thumbs, yeah Because he's the devil You can have as many thumbs as he wants What time will we have? I can't remember Good day Um, because it resets every time Remember when it starts New pilot resets? No, that can't be Oh my god Okay Hence why I asked What time will we have?

So, uh, we'll let you go Over into it real quick Yeah, this will be interesting I mean, yeah, today It's time to go I didn't even do Uh, let's see Do you feed on blood? So first off, Amazon You know how I love the Echo thing Jefee feeds on blood We're not really defensive We're not going to use that name Um, because then So we'll wake up and start talking Yeah, they released They released two new ones There's a dot And, um, which is literally just a Hockey puck size Yeah, like Echo Uh, hockey puck is like Yeah Echo, um, where you attach it on speakers too Because apparently a lot of people Were using them We wanted to hook up to their drive surround sound system And we're upset that they could Do that So that's what you do with that one Uh, that one is 90 bucks And right now you can only get it If you already have an Echo That's okay So, like, if you wanted it Or using Amazon Fire TV Which also supports Echo Smart Echo Smart Uh, I did that But the point of which It allows you to plug in at home Speak your own home speakers Uh, it doesn't It does have sound but it's really Quiet It's like an alarm clock It's like an alarm clock Um, and then Then there's the Echo What's the one called? There it is Tap Which is basically like a Bluetooth speaker with Amazon Echo Built into it So you can carry it around with you And it connects to your phone On assuming Or Wi-Fi Depending on where it is But it uses the internet That way Um, so you can bring it to the pool Or rent it to, you know, wherever And play these music for us Well, trivia is going to be really awkward Now on That one is $139, $130 Um, would you go order it Regularly through Amazon And then the other thing that was That came out this week on Echo You're trying really hard not to say It's hard not to say it So Echo has skills That you can add Like their will for permission That's it To increase the capability So basically apps? Yeah The equivalent of apps Um, but they call them skills Uh, one of others in DC Comics Got together and did A choose your adventure game Basically for the Echo That's called the Wayne investigation And you Well, you made us listen to a piece of it Yeah, until it got stopped it I, that wasn't my underestimated It's listenability It listens well It's not an other noise going on Um, yeah, so it's kind of cool It's a choose your adventure There's, uh, up to like 37 This decision in the game Takes up to 40 minutes But again, depending on the choice you make And of course, it's tied into, uh Batman Superman Um, not, uh, it's actually an importance Yeah, not, yeah, I'm Batman Superman Um, so there were some math geeks in England That were working on a new algorithm For what's called like geolocation Uh, cops used a lot, they, you know They have a whole series of members They know where to tie together And they're trying to identify people They can use these algorithms to plot out Like, here's all the different locations These things happen And then the algorithm goes through And changes their triangles Sort of, but it finds the most Like it takes into account like geographic information As well, so like, not how to launch it Okay, and finds the Look into the homes of the most positive The several most possible suspects Well, they're trying to prove their new versions So they decided to do it with Banksy Art I heard that said he might have been caught on, uh, on cameras Well, no, he wasn't on cameras Like, for the first time Heh, the first time in a long time If ever in geographic profiling The one person that the Altra identified Was the guy they suspected being Banksy Since like 2003 or something Oh, I thought he was kinda camera-ing I read that No, I read the whole article So yeah, since 2008, excuse me So they basically released their research paper And then Banksy's lawyer is like, fucking, heep shit Yes, which he has Very good ones, because he's very rich Yeah, so, um, that was pretty funny That the bunch of math geeks on a stock spanksy Um, there's a weird, I'll get to that one in a second Um, we should really start a new series Called like, thanks Japan Cause for a hundred dollars in Japan You could pay You could pay a hundred dollars to eat some random women's ass And first in a restaurant Oh, I don't want to see your human centipede picture I don't- It was the picture of the supposed to be hanging above the ass That you're getting at We all know that's not- No, that's definitely a human-ass hanging out No, no, but I'm just saying that picture is not that ass I think glory hole looks at reverse Let me go down a weird place Alright, fuck it So, yeah, definitely a thanks Japan on that one I'm pretty sure the second from the left is a final fantasy character I don't- Why not?

Those aren't her asses Or those aren't their asses They could be But probably not Probably not Probably not Highly unlikely But uh, yeah So what do you eat from their asses? Are you just eat the ass? Yeah, just a second Oh my god Well, I don't know if there's like a stupid fault What's that a little bit? I don't know if there's a- Stupid involvement with Japan No, you're not eating food It's not a restaurant Okay, next thing Got it I prefer a syrup Pretty much you're tossing some stuff Yeah Uh, and then there's just weird- Geez, go upstairs and complain about me for some shit Probably Uh, there's this book that came out And it's called uh, Two Pretty to Live Two Pretty to Live The catfishing murder of East Tennessee Oh, they're talking about all the catfishing though No, they're about one very specific case And this case is fucking weird Like even the description of it is insane So I'm probably just gonna end up reading most of this article But it's a Facebook hoax That escalated into a double murder in real life What catfishing?

I mean, not with the murder But- Well, there was catfishing involved So basically, um, a lot of the media was describing it It was unfriending on Facebook, please, the murder Which- There was more to it Who you watched? Oh, unfriended, that was not even close to the joke Um, so the cast of characters include the victims Bill Payne and Billy Jean Hayworth Who were found executed in their home Uh, the young mother was still holding her baby Who was spared The killers were Buddy Potter and Jamie Curred Who only had one thing in common Buddy's 30-year-old daughter Janelle A shut-in who's meat demeanor Belied her secret hobby of creating online fake personas Including a CIA agent named Chris Who vowed to shield her from all the enemies she had In her small-tensy town Like, this woman was a shut-in She would create Facebook profiles And- She'd make them- And make them do things To like further her own stories Um, so she was writing fake messages from real people Who'd have appeared to threaten her own life Her grandma's terrible, her motivations were Nothing more than petty jealousy And she was really good at being convincing apparently when it counted Her mother fell to the ruse as did Buddy and Jamie Who- Buddy was the father and Jamie was apparently the sort of girlfriend Uh, led them to kill the innocent couple who barely knew Janelle And yes, three-way Facebook unfriended Did a career be played killings And yeah, but this whole book like he tears through all the information Wow And they end up having to use her style of typing and grammar As To prove that all what all these characters were her Um, yeah, it's insane But yeah, you should look it up and- There's an article on I09 Okay About it that's really good Um, let me just see really quick about my shirts Oh, props to NBC Their app finally let you cast the Chromecast Because I've been trying to keep up on Blacklist I think that's the one that shows up on now So they finally activated Chromecast to support their app So, yay Does anyone have a keeping up with Blankspot? No, I stopped watching it Okay I know she did it She did herself, yeah Uh, big hero six sequel Really? Will be a series on Disney XD Yeah No Um, do you remember that like 15-minute YouTube video I showed you guys at Hell's Club?

Uh huh With all the- you know, Terminator like- They're just sequel in Hell's Club too It's a bass It's really good, like there's six different Jean-Claude Monda Vindams in it As well as- And the whole thing starts off with Immimorium They've got- on the wall of the club Immimorium like Michael Jackson and the guys who died the previous one It's pretty good Um, and then- And people who died this week Uh, Tony Dyson Who literally physically created RTD2 Yeah Uh, died this week at 68 So Born and started the week is Presley Hart I don't have a lot to say about her- I found her randomly and- She's- She makes good noises She's from her net There's a difference And she's natural Like, no big tits Oh, I thought you meant it matches the dreams and the curtains Oh, that too But I mean she's natural Um, what? Well, you're so exasperated by that I can't wipe hair out of my eyes What? Oh I didn't say that I did, I'm sorry I was being retarded I was being retarded I'm fine I'm almost like smart Oops, um That's all the red trips I had Uh, App of the Week Is an app called Kill Voice- It's called No More Voice Mail No one pays attention to their fucking voice mail anyway So- I do, but- This app actually just- Just- Just go straight to like when you send it to the voice mail Just never- You never get a little mess of this You gotta go to the icons You just literally- Just go to the- Completely ignore your voice mail Um, And this is the same company that made, uh The TPA-Call App Yeah And the Trap Call App Which I messed up on- Internet callers Or ID callers, um And they also made spoof card Which I use a lot of times Because they let you spoof your card ID So we use that a lot for work And we're going- We use it to like Spook the phone number of the IT department That we're Supposedly pretending to be So- And that's all I got No, you said you had a rant on mistakes That wasn't much you guys go through all the mistakes you made And- I was sick this week Okay Doug, you made a mistake this week? No, I am perfect Well I keep agreeing to- Whole new rant that you go off on now No, I- I agree to, uh, State work later than I should But that's about it Cool, um, so- I'm getting paid for it It wasn't really a mistake And- and- It's something that kind of bugged me Um, Cause everybody loves the comp, everybody's coming out Marvel's making shit loads of money And Disney's making shit loads of money And- One of others- It won't end up making a shit load of money Um, But it really kind of disappointed me that All these people do- Comics are now Considered mainstream Yes But comic book stores are closing The Book and Mortar stores, yeah Well we made- Paper comics, they're not selling And I don't know anybody that actually reads digital comics I don't like digital comics I tried- I tried- I tried- I liked the Count Smith idea where it's like It's interesting to see where they want your eye pulled Yeah, but I'm actually trying to read a story But yeah, it's- I'm not a huge fan of digital comics I mean, I'm kind of sad that like, you know, But it's like, My own high comics are still open, They're nowhere near like they used to be No, they are- Plus he just sold his warehouse to a weak grower Did Chuck do?

Um, Um- Maybe I should call Aaron up See if they're doing- Like, uh, bulk buying, uh- Yeah, so I mean, no, no, I just- I think it sucks that you'll are so into the TV shows and the movies and the cartoons But they're not- The Perking Mortar Is that- And then the print aspect They're not going to- They're not going to like, Find more out of these characters I like- I'd like to tell you in general, When I buy comics, I buy trade paper racks I don't buy set- That's fine. You're still buying comic You're still going into a store Like I said, I drive- I buy the trade paper racks I don't buy the singles So I- I want more than just what a single issue's going to give me I get that, and I'm not saying the comic industry doesn't need to change itself a little bit In maybe sort of a way- Yeah, uh- Handelsthynx, but- I mean, comic store are always really cool places to hang out at least for me as a kid We're trying to hang out because it's where we got to meet people that- I worked the- I worked the- And like comics And it was a cool place to find more stuff That was gonna end up liking a lot like there were plenty. Right, my goodness worked at a comic store and And yeah, there are tons of comics that I know the rent if it wasn't for walking into those stores and oh absolutely I think it's kind of sad that that industry as much as it's succeeding is also failing and I don't know maybe the comic shops need to combine with like a really hip coffee shop And right now, thank you for my own business idea, but that's another thing I was thinking about it when I was thinking about it when I was thinking about it when I was thinking about it You were a club of Joea Nice, like OA. So much better name than I had actually thought with Yeah, like I was thinking like take a Starbucks and then you combine it with a complex order Yes, and you have but one can go one way, but not the other I mean, yeah bring coffee in the comics being really common in the car Right or you keep and it's like you take it as a cost of doing business that you have one issue of each of the new comics that are coming out In the walls to spur somebody grab and read while they're having their car absolutely.

You know, yeah, we get fucked up Who cares is one well if there's if it's an issue one yes issue two no, but yes We would have we would have like a wall of like free number ones because yeah You don't want to walk on the door with them But they're there for the people to read and then you after that month's gone you take those books and you're placing the next month's books And you put over a week every number one and you take those previous months books and throw them in a box that's get away Or you don't need them to Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was a ward or something, you know, I Don't know I just was something that I had and kind of love me because like the comment I went back to Orleans I went to where the comic shops were that I used to go to one of them was a family business like it had been in there for like 40 years and they're gone I've not like they just shut the doors down and they were really nice people and loved the comics and loved it and part of that is It's like you get off on our right here. I've been worked at a comic store. Have you ever did open my own comic store? I will say part of it was the Initial like 2008 Economic downturn, I'm sure because you're not spending money on Unluxury at quote unquote complex that's what I was actually looking at opening the Java with Irma actually and We couldn't financially yeah, like the coffee side was great, but the complex that was gonna be really rough in terms of You love to pay for backs.

I do as well I read a lot of three different backs of series that are already over and I'm kind of catching back up after the quote-unquote divorce but Can that can that and will that change the industry where instead of six single issues? They just go book every six months you get a trip over back is that better is that worse? That More time you guys have to they've done that they've done it digitally with I know they've done with Batman B I know I've read but that again, I buy the trip over back and beyond I don't read the digital version I read the trade paperbacks so I think would sell better if the people that say that they're Iron Man fans or flash fans or arrow fans or Superman Batman All the characters that are coming out now in movie form that people are eating up like fucking left and right like there's not a thing is like the creators the creators under pressure from editorial to Go hey, I know you come kept America Rebecca, and I know it was an amazing run. Yeah fucking read it But we've got We've got America to come out or we've got some more coming out We need to bring it back to life.

Yeah, because the people that are coming in that you're talking about the the Joe public they want Steve Rogers kept America. They don't want to talk and they don't want winter soldier. Not yet anyway They'll read the yeah, I highly recommend the pre-baker run on that one because that maybe love the winter soldier kept America I We've already forgotten my point so in conclusion Comics go to a store and buy some go to a brick and mortar I mean and not a barn to know we'll go you know Action figures here. It looks fun cose But yeah, they do I love walking the comics or anything smells or feels better than a new book Yeah, this has been a blood alcohol content network production for more information visit www.bacn podcast calm You're home for almost bacon and banjo

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