147: Employee Orientation, or Protecting a Cow's Nads from Magnets

Sometimes your employees need to be oriented. These people need orientation. And even if our plans all turn to a cybernetic leprechaun giving birth out of his asshole, by god we're going to orient them. The Ski Holes Corporation is here for you, to teach you about flexibility, competitive pay and a Thought God, which is a benefit, apparently. Please enjoy this with Jarvis, the squirrel with money problems!