148 kinky easter egg hunt

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Hello and welcome to the Purdy Podcast, the show where we explore the adventures of the Kinky Lifestyle, Sex, and Perversion. Recording live from the threshold of love in North Hollywood, California, in front of our perverted studio audience. Hello, Perverts! I'm Kathy.

I'm Hunger. I am Count Boogie and fucking three girls on the table hyped to the fuck up on... I'm Sugar and Candy. I'm Easter Candy.

Yes. I'm just waiting for like 38 minutes into the show. They're all going to crash. Literally be laying on each other, but right now they're like fuck yeah!

We're going to do a show, bro! Are we recording? Are we actually recording? Yeah.

Okay. I thought it was a dress rehearsal. This was our dress rehearsal. That was actually good to hear excitement today.

Yeah, we did our kinky Easter egg hunt minus the eggs. What? Well actually they found... They're not an Easter egg hunt.

No, what do you call it? Well, we went to get the eggs and stuff. Who did they? Bunny Mew and myself.

And you know, because every year... I noticed you didn't invite me. Every year. No, I did not.

I would have liked to be here. Well, I'm saying. Well, let me tell you something, Kathy. I really don't think you would have wanted to get the egg with the coupon that says hard anal in it.

I would have handed that over to Mew. Because everyone knows where that one goes. That's pretty much what Bunny did. To Mew.

Here, so I put them in the love lab and then I go and take all. And we didn't have eggs this year. So I put little coupons, like 20 belt swats. And then for Bunny, it's like humiliation scenes.

I'm going to gag your mouth and drag you around the dungeon on a leash, which totally makes you happy. So there's all these little coupons and orgasms and stuff like that. And then of course tons of candy, a lot of candy. And so then I hung it and they go and they search for it.

And it was really fun. And so we didn't have the plastic eggs. So it was great because then I took the bags of candy and I just scotched it behind the St. Andrews Cross and stuff.

So it made it more difficult. So it's a boogie Easter. It was a... It was a...

It was a... Silky what makes... Besides the coupons and the sexuality that goes on, cause you know, Mew handed me an orgasm coupon from last year, just like a couple weeks ago. And then a massage coupon, like a 10 minute massage, you know.

And what was amazing though is I guess from last year, someone... We... There was an egg that wasn't found. I'm sure there's people that are gonna find candy because there's 800 things to candy.

So people are gonna be like, Oh freak candy! So... We're in the dungeon doing our Easter kinky Easter and it's just so amazing growing up with regular Easter. And then all of a sudden Mew going, I found an egg!

Oh, but it looks like it has lube in it. Like someone fucked the egg. They ate the candy and fucked the empty plastic eggshell. And then Bunny's like, I found Loub!

Thank you. So much fun. So much fun. So they were all wound up on sugar and then you had to study.

So I took Bunny in and in the spirit of Easter because she saw that Jesus Christ Superstar musical, you know, on TV. And so obviously I had to role play her being Mary Magdalene and me being Jesus using Mary Mag. I got my single tail and I whipped her and I marked up her back and then I had to, this Jesus, you're the fuck dude. And then it was totally hot and then I raped her.

You know, because she's there to service me. So she's a nice fit on her. I totally spit on her and everything happens. It was great.

We went to a new level now. So yeah, our Easter was fun. It's pretty cool. Our Easter was fun.

What is Kathy's self-harm? What did you do? It's kind of a sad story because and all my stories are sadly. I don't know why.

Bring in the sugar room down. I was, you know, I think I had to, I don't know. Would you do? I was masturbated with Malilo with my hand in Lilo.

And you know how I fucked up my shoulder. Oh no. It's still not. It's okay as long as I don't move it in certain directions.

I mean, what do you do? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I'm like, you're raking a guitar. You're like, no. I'm like, stop. I'm like, I'm in circle circles.

I mean, don't you just kind of just lean down and hold that there? Yeah, but with my other hand, I just had it at a, like, 90 degree angle. And that's good. I shouldn't move it past that place.

And all it takes is moving it in the wrong direction and it's paying you to the other hand. And it popped out. And it happened right when I orgasmed. Why?

Because I got all tensed, oh my God. It had all the harm marks of a really great orgasm. You know, ladies, when you can feel it coming. You sense it, y'all.

You know, it's a really big in your toes. And so I just tensed up and went to stretch it. Oh, man. Just totally fucked up my shoulder at the same time.

And it wasn't the good pain during the horizon. Yeah, no, I know. It was the sad. I'm really sorry about that.

Yes, I had to. Kathy, would you like us all to masturbate you so you don't have to use your arm? But then it wouldn't be masturbating. Well, I'm just saying.

Why does everyone have to be a technician of grammar? Yes, you get what I'm saying. I had to jump. I rubbed one out the next day and it was good.

That's what I like about you. You're a goddamn trooper cap. You're a show one, 48. You go.

Unger. Now then. That was Unger. There was a little party on Saturday because it was a fifth Saturday.

And so we didn't have we were supposed to do Unger's hook pull party. But long ago they booked some party and then it kind of didn't happen in the last minute. I'm like, hey, I could have booked and made rental money for threshold on this. And so they're like, okay, well, what do we have a cigar party?

This is Unger's brainchild. No, no, no. This was not Unger's brainchild. So they just really quick the other board members who are on the show, J.J.

and Poppy Ramon. And they're like, well, we'll do a cigar party. But they kind of worded the ad to look like, hey, get ready. This is going to be a smoking party.

So literally nobody should know. No, no, no. I don't think literally. We had literally like 20 people.

Okay. No, no, no. That's not really a matter to you. Actually, it was fantastic.

Yeah. There were a few people there. Yeah. People who actually like message or just realized they're not smoking doors.

Of course they're not. And showed up like we can have anything we want. We can use any piece of equipment as much as we want, how we want for as long as we want. It was so I swear to God, I am not lying.

I am not lying. All right. I'm walking down the hall just looking around looking at how dead this fucking party is. And I swear to God, Kathy, I walk by the school room.

And it's empty. And all I hear is a fucking cricket chirping. You did not. I don't believe you.

I don't believe you. I was pissed by bats. I go, my God, it's so dead. Just literally.

Our club is usually just fucking bumping every fucking. I'm sorry, you can say every part of it. That's so crowded. Crickets.

Just a one, not even a group of them. Just one lone cricket. Just there. So we need for a dean or a principal or someone to come and put a done-scap on it.

Oh, that's not the first time. It's just rubbing its sad little legs together. Somebody spank me so play wrapped up by one. But the weird part about it is we didn't actually leave until almost three.

The last like six of us. It sounds like a few of you had a lot of fun. The last six of us were there until almost three just hanging out around the fire pit smoking. I see.

Many people had their first cigar ever. My cigar class. Let that be a lesson to the people listening. Show up to the cameras.

Did charisma take that cigar too? In the mouth. Ah! At least the one that worked right.

There you go. All right. And Ann is doing in person. Ann Ann would take the metal cigar tube in her butt.

Wouldn't you? Come on. Come on. Maybe not in private.

Would you do an angle cigar play? The cigar tube? All right. Yeah.

That's the spirit. Want to do that on next week's show? Play the throat out there. All we have today is dude on dude play.

Hey, that's good. I like that. Dude on dude play. First time ever.

Dude on dude play. Dude on dude play. Dude on dude play. Dude on dude play.

Dude on dude play. What are you doing later? Later, Unger brought his cell popping kit and he'll explain what cell popping is and everything is basically mini-brandy. And what?

Before we head out of potato mayhem, something's actually come up if I can give a quick public service announcement? Yeah. Sure. If you'll...

Hey! Kind of. Okay. Sorry I didn't get a touch with you about this earlier, Kathy.

But if you see advertisements for dungeon equipment being sold, please let me know. Oh, wow. In what area? If you're in the Los Angeles area.

Los Angeles County, Ventura County, even San Francisco County area, Southern California up to San Francisco. So basically all of California. The whole thing is canceled. Yes.

Because some douchebags stole everything. Or a group of douchebags. Yeah, stole the trailer. The trailer that everything was in.

That is so horrible. So if you do, please reach out to me and I'll get in touch with the folks that run it. How much money is worth of stuff with stuff? I don't even know.

Well, any time it's a lot of expensive stuff and a lot of it is one of a kind stuff. Yeah, each of those pieces takes a long time to do. Because a retro-folic makes them. Right.

Well, let's hope that we can at least find... There's anything you have to do. And they don't just do the camping trip. They've done Burning Man for many years.

So those people are amazing. You go to these events. You never think about where the shit comes from. Some dude has to keep all this stuff in a huge trailer.

And build it. And keep it up and maintain it. Alright. Well, thanks for that.

So later on, I'm going to do some self-popping on sticks. Is that why Stix is in shorts and he stops? I know he looks all comfy on my head, bro. No, he's in his living room.

I don't want to fucking bathrover or something. A little towel. Sorry, I'm going to go shower. Well, Stix looks exceptionally comfortable today.

This is the type of show we have. Very casual. Very casual here at the river department. Oh, you do.

So what's up with your big mouth? Oh, we let skip that. You want to skip that? Are you sure you want to skip that?

You want to go right into the magic? Into the magic? Gotta get your cake right. All types on fat life.

The big reveal of me. Hope is on me. It's a big delight. Well, put your piece of light, please.

No. At the author of every post we talk about, specifically granted, is permission to do so. Do, do, do, do, baby. I'm supposed to check in with the chatroom before all this.

I don't know. Well, no, because we're going to the chatroom. It says what? I know.

We're going to hear from the chatroom once lately. I'm enjoying my lemon water. Is it your lemon water? You went and retrieved me some lemon water.

It's very fancy. It's very sophisticated. Thank you, me. It's very delicate.

You want to know what this really is? You want to get sad? Well, it's lemon water. Yeah.

But it's lemon water because I'm like, you know, pre-diabetic and stuff like that. And I've been doing candy and shit and junk food and mac and cheese for them all day. And I'm like, you know, sometimes the butt hurt. Sometimes that I want something nice.

So I'm like, you know. I'm going to have me some lemon water. That's sad. God kill me.

It's better than being blind and likeless. I just had to say it's better than diabetes. So I'm like, can I get you water? And I'm like, can you put a little lemon in it?

Maybe a mint leaf or a cucumber. Fucking cow in a chocolate syrup. Sound very pathetic. Stop it.

Sorry. Let's go on. It's a good topic. Yes.

This one is from zero 180 who wrote kinking as a whole person. And she says, did you know that I am a housewife, that I'm a mommy, that when I give my students a group project, sometimes I will check fat. I've also been known to sex and teach and take naughty pics in the library stacks. Did you know that I had an impromptu trist with my lover this week that I loved every second of his choking me while he fucked me?

That I swallowed every last drop of comedy gave me and that I get wet at his command. Anyone who chooses to reduce us to just one aspect of ourselves does us all a great disservice. Reducing anyone to anyone aspect is insulting and short-sighted. We are whole beings.

We are all messes of many sides walking around and it is quite beautiful. Amen. Amen comes while we're. Stop it.

I'm a guy. I don't like it. I'm like, yeah. I want to do that to my girls.

I just want to look at money right now and go wet. And just a little or just laugh at you. Just a little spoosh. Now when I pretend to be Jesus and I whip her ass and then yeah.

I don't know what your point is. When I saw this post, the reason I chose it is because it is embarrassing for me to admit how often I put people in the box based on one aspect of their personality. One element, one trait, one thing I see, particularly if that thing is negative or if it's something unusual or really out there. And I don't like that part of myself.

I never liked that part of myself. It's human nature. It's what we do. A little judgy.

More than a little judgy. The other day we were super judgy. It was great. When?

Before orientation. What were we talking about? We were talking shit and I was just being so self. I'm doing that in therapy now where I'm trying not to be judgy.

We had a conversation. And so all of a sudden I'm like, God, it just flows. How easy it is to raise myself above other people and discount them for the stupidest shit. Stuff that's like, this doesn't tear you down as a person.

I mean, we all have our, obviously I may have a few of my own quirks. But it's just how quick we discredit someone because of an awkwardness or they have a certain like or dislike or something like that or they don't hold their floggers right or something like, okay, that was pretty funny. Why is money? Money is now just biting.

Mews butt. Mews butt is literally right up in the air. She's giving you a little swan. They're doing things.

Okay. So anyway, so yeah, totally. Yeah. We are judgmental.

And I don't like it. It is something that I did when I was younger and because you don't know any better. I'm supposed to be a mature adult now who knows better than this. I succumb to it quite often and I can be so judgmental just because it does not roll out of my head and out of my mouth and you hear it.

It doesn't mean it's not happening. And I truly loathe that part of me because I don't like it when it's done to me at all. And yet I do it to other people constantly. In my mind, I do it a lot.

And when you look past a lot of the things and the quirks or whatever, you realize everybody, whether they have their quirks or not, they bring in their own skills. That sometimes when you pass someone up over those quirks, you miss a lot of their skills. Like I was just thinking because I kind of took the angle of being a whole person in that the poster that we just read described having a life and doing all these other things in their life and having kids and all that stuff. And I just think when I don't focus just on people's kinks or what they do or what I can relate to them on, it's the people that I've met in the lifestyle that have skills outside of kink that I don't have that have actually inspired me to become a better person.

Like I got this whole list. Like of course, obviously the lady that brought me to the lifestyle who's a scientist. I didn't get her my center email. She didn't get back where I could use her name or not.

But she's amazing. And I remember all the conversations we had about science. And I mean like real science and that forced me to not rely on my opinionated bullshit as much. And so if I would have never have engaged that outside part, not just her kink because we had kink in common, we played.

But it was her other skills in her life that made a difference that I then applied to my life. You obviously have always been an inspiration to me as far as your ability to organize things and to put things in place and how you handle membership and whatever. Lizzy, our treasurer, teaching me about all of these different skills that people had that if all I looked at was the kink or I discounted people because I didn't like this or you know you're not attracted to them or you don't consider them, play partners or whatever. Like all these opportunities to learn things that I've applied in my life just by if you're going to be in a community, find out a little more about the people than just their kinks.

Yeah, absolutely. I mean even in reading her post, I'm thinking, well that's hot and kind of cool while she's doing fat while her students are doing some tests or something. I thought about that too. And yet if I had a kid and I knew that she was texting and she was having a little kink of fun in the stacks in the library, I'd be like, I don't know that I'm happy with that because all I see is some pervert teaching my kid.

There we go. I am not looking at the whole person. I'm looking at that one aspect. Now granted, when it comes to kids, you don't really want to gamble and you're going to get it.

I don't think she's doing that. See, but you're actually making my point. That's all I hear. And so I immediately judge her and put her in this box of, oh my God, we got to get her out of whatever school she's in because she's going out and I start to, oh my God, I did it right now.

I'm reading this thinking, yeah girl, you go. And then I'm thinking of being a teacher and having all these judgmental thoughts and thinking myself, you're just an asshole. I mean, I don't think I can adequately explain to you how much I detest that part of my self that will immediately jump to those conclusions and judge somebody. I don't think being critical.

I mean, there is a part of how we adapt to our society and how we build a better society, a people that we have opinions based on this is a good way to run a society and this is not a good way. And these are good behaviors that will help people in society. And these are bad. I don't think there is because you're without some level of judgment, without some level of choosing what right and wrong is, then it's just up to everyone to make their own choice.

And obviously, psychopaths and sociopaths are going to be very much about themselves. And people are going to make a lot of choices that aren't based. So I don't think it's bad to have an opinion or a gut reaction. I think what's bad is to initially just hang the person without a trial.

Yes, but I don't have an audience in my head that is trying to show me the gauge of how you've gone too far here or move over here. And so without that audience, without that gauge, I will just lock into that judgment and I'll stay there unless something knocks me out of it. Either I myself will knock myself out of it or something else comes along to make me go get here being an asshole. Maybe you should give this a broader view and then just to lock into it.

Or find out what the other person's point of view is. And I've done more of that. I believe I've done more of that in my life. Obviously now it's a big challenge because it's poisonous.

Gossip and judgment and self-righteousness is at this age of my life. It actually hurts because it builds an anxiousness in me that I can't be a good God anymore. Even though my skills are God-like. My ass the girls.

I'm totally judging you right now. But it hurts to be so fucking self-righteous. It hurts to have to be invested and to decide everybody's right and wrong. It really physically hurts.

I get anxious. I get sick. I get tired. And so my answer is I just have to not be as critical.

I can't hate everyone as much. In doing that, I had a few instances this week that actually worked out perfectly because I stopped myself. There was a part of me that was judging someone that was saying, that's probably this and I said, wait a minute. Why don't you just look at the facts before you make your judgment?

And then it worked out that I was just in my head spinning about shit. And so I don't know. I don't think it's bad to be judgmental. But I think if you let that instant gut reaction judgment guide you all the time, then yeah.

That's no good. Right. And then we in the King community know what it's like to have people judge you. I can judge all the time.

I live on the other side of the threshold kitchen. I hear you. I hear you. That fucking diggy.

He thinks he's... We need to have a sign in the kitchen. Boogie is listening. Just a pair of my eyes.

Just on little robotics that just go left and right. That would be amazing. No, then I would not be entertained. Yeah, you want to hear that, right?

Well, and once again, I want to hear that because it takes me down a notch and it lets me know that I need to let people hate because I hate so many people that I don't actually hate. You know what I'm saying? I mean, you have passed quick judgment on your... I hate people.

You don't even know. I hate people I don't know for no real reason. So I understand that people see my behaviors and things I do and I say a lot of rude, disgusting shit on this to rape and retard and this and that. And there's all sorts of people that hear that and then they just judge because that makes them feel better about themselves just like I do it.

So I like hearing when people hate me because A, I need to learn how to not take it personally and then B, it also kind of humbles me. Very interesting. I don't like hate. I don't like being hated.

A lot of people say, oh Boogie likes to be hated. No, I don't. I want everyone to like me. But I know in this world that's not going to happen.

So I would rather be stronger about liking myself so I'm not affected by people's hate. And that's why I like the challenge of dealing with people's hate. Does that make sense? No, but okay.

Okay. You're a very complicated person. I am a complicated person. Yes you are.

We have a conundrum. Do we? Oh, we can do the PPE report. The PPE news that I put you this button.

We need to tell you about. I've heard it. My gasses. It's very quick jingle.

Sometimes I'm just very impatient. I like it a lot. So a couple things to talk about. First off, I own threshold.

What? Just wanted you to know. You do not. Just wanted according to Dr.

Doe. I own threshold. What? We love Dr.

Doe. I don't know. But she is my champion for an age group that I can't speak to. She is obviously way more informed about sexuality than I am.

I love her. I love her show. I do jingles for her show. She can hear, did Sexplanations episodes for YouTube channel here.

It's been great for us. You get fit on hers? Yes, yes. But she's just not a good communicator.

Oh my gosh. She just doesn't kick with the info. You send an email and she's so busy. She reads half the email and answers.

And then you're like, what about the other app? So I send her. I send her. You know, like, hey, you know, you know, threshold is fine.

You know, so I'm counting from her podcast because I just did, once again, kind of off the cuff, a whole episode of her Sexplanations podcast, which is a really good podcast. And she's obviously very well informed. And so she said, hey, I want you on it. And I was kind of thinking it was like a five minute segment, you know, because once again, a good communicator.

And so I did the show and it turns out, oh, no, we're going to do an hour. So I just bullshit it. I'm not going to encourage anyone to listen to this interview. I mean, I know I said some OK stuff, but there was probably, I probably, because I had to send her my audio, which I didn't know I had to do.

I send her the audio. So if you go to the Sexplanations channel and you see that video, please put a comment. Oh, that's the guy from frickin podcast. Because literally she she put down, you remember, I went to book, you know, I went to boogie and his dungeon threshold.

Oh, man. And I'm like, I don't want to own this fucking place. Don't tell. Because people already accused me.

Oh, he thinks he owns this place. Now I have Dr. Bell with a show that's much larger than ours telling her I do not own threshold. I'm the janitor, but it was it was great to do the show.

And and she was really excited about it because she's a sexologist, but you know, she's she's familiar with kank. She does a lot, but it was it was good for her to hear, you know, kind of a 24 seven, you know, type of attitude. So she's doing, I guess, a whole series of it. So that was really exciting, but no, I don't own threshold and nor do I want to.

What do you want to do? What other PPE news is there? Other PPE news wanted to put out a big thank you to Sandra who's been on the show from trainees in trouble. I think it's trainees in trouble.com or.net.

It's all trainees and bondage and she does a lot of bondage and stuff. She's an amazing person that has been on the show. She's been a threshold for a long time. She does a lot of video shoots here.

She runs the tease party, which is the cross dressing transgender train party that happens here every couple of months. And she does a lot of filming and videos for her trainees in trouble website. And she just donates lights to us. Like real like studio lights.

She's a photographer. She's a photographer and she knows that we're hacks. You know, we have no real video. So literally the all the last videos she's now donated to real legitimate lights.

One is like one of those LED little, those cool LED panels with like 800 lights in it. That's dimmable and like stuff that I use in every video. And I'm like, do you want me to pay for this? And she's like, no, I just wanted to go to a good home.

And you know, thank you guys so much for your, it's so nice to us and whatever. So now that's two, like all of our lighting is now from Sandra in trainees in trouble because she wants us to have better videos, which I think is probably a hint that maybe I can up my game. So that was very nice. And then our next, our next thing, donation that came, we all know Jay from fetishartis.net.

Jay's on the show. We harass him all the time. He comes in and says awkward things in the middle of the show that I've nothing to do with the show. And we tell him to shut up.

But he's amazing. And he did our logo and whatever. And, and, and sometimes I don't know what everyone's saying because I'm not always on the, all the sites and whatever. But he was talking about, I had stickers made and I'm making some stickers for you.

And I saw some of the artwork that he did and he did a pervert about like two girls kissing. And it was kind of like bunny and you. And you know, because one has bunny ears and the other and they're like, and it's all hot and sexy. And I'm like, oh, that's great.

And he's like, yeah, you could make t-shirts with it or put it on those, those websites that they'll make the t-shirt. I mean, they take most of the money, but whatever, you know, it gets the t-shirt out. And so I'm like, oh, that's really cool. And then he comes over and he saw, hey, I got the stickers.

Can I come over and we can like do a little unboxing video or something on it. So he brought and he spent 80 bucks and made a bunch of these die cut full colored. And there's a lot of them. That is the cool.

We're not giving these away. I want to keep them all and stick them all over myself. Yeah, you can do a couple of those. Wow.

I got to say that's really nice. You're going to be wearing those paces at the party? Yes. That's it.

Is that good? There's a great. Everyone knows what they can see. It's holding me sexy.

Fat jelly body. And so when we did the video, Jay was right on top of the game and he said, and I'll put the video up and people can watch it. It's an unboxing video. It's not very glamorous.

People on YouTube like unboxing videos. So maybe your listeners can send a self-addressed stamp down below and a dollar and then you can say it. I didn't say it. Why would it be a bad thing if you said it?

Well, because then you're going to bitch at me that I want people to pay for postage so we don't get stuck sending $13 for a sticker to go to sleep. When do I bid you for people sending us money? No, not for sending us money. For every time we mail stuff.

Oh, God. And you want to pay for it. Stop judging me. You're putting me in a box.

Self-addressed stamp envelope is not a term you hear much anymore. No. Whatever. Send us something.

I don't know. I got to say this is quite beautiful. And I said, do you want anything? I mean, I know for a lot of people it's not a lot of money but for all those poor people.

Yeah, that's a really nice. And he's like, you know what? I love you guys. You help me out on the show all the time.

You always promote me at fetishartist.net. And so he just made a nice donation. So I'm like, it's really nice. I mean, it helps us do the show.

He's like, hey, maybe you can use these to give as rewards for people who donate to Patreon and stuff like that. So that was really. Wow. This P.P.

report has pretty much just been all the donations and people doing cool stuff for us. But it's just one of the people. Yeah, so I'm pretty excited. Oh.

And then we can go on to the next. Well, that's not the one we really want. I mean, technically I'd rather play that than this jingle. But I didn't.

I didn't. This is what? This is what? This is what?

This is what? This is what? This is what? This is what?

I love it. Oh my God. See, because I poked her butt. Oh, during the butt.

All right. Hunger. Take it away, Hunger. This is like the all-unger show.

Sorry. We've talked to him what? We've talked to him what? I mean, now he's going to take the second half of the show.

It's going to be about it. I apologize in advance, everyone who's listening forward. Oh, God. Thank you very much.

I'm going to click on the live chat page and go and be a part of this magic. They're all one stickers. Stop a dress, don't look. And they're all wanting to see Kathy wearing stickers pasties.

Oh, okay. Well, tell them to send in more money and I'll definitely- I'll tell you what, let's do this. Let's make an unofficial. If somebody donates 50 bucks, Kathy will take a picture with two of the stickers as pasties.

Ah, my boobs. I need your boobs. Okay. Will you do it?

They're going to cover my whole boobs and they're not that big. You know, the pictures are huge. And then like, yeah. All right.

I don't know. I don't know. I'm going to autograph the photo and send it back to him. Yeah.

I'm going to surprise them. How many envelopes you're going to get? Kathy, I cover with Kathy. Kathy.

Hollywood Daddy, Mike. Hollywood Daddy is a- Hollywood Daddy paid 50 bucks to- Just because. Just to make out with Kathy's. Is it 50 bucks?

It was 50 bucks? Is that all I did it for? I mean, I would do it just to make you uncomfortable. You might be way younger.

A little factoid. Yes. The video that we made of Hollywood Daddy licking Kathy's armpits for 50 bucks. Making out with her armpits for 50 bucks.

The number three video on perverted podcast. Oh my. It's at about, I think it's like 50,000 views. Wow.

I hate you. 50,000 people. You're having a fit or something. Well, I had to Hollywood Daddy make out with- Stop bringing that up.

I could swear it was more money than that. Was I that cheap? You weren't that cheap. We were really broke back then.

No, we weren't. I don't think neither of us had jobs. That's true. I'm not that our jobs are big now, but at least we have 50 bucks.

Yeah. So 50 bucks for pictures of Kathy with her paces and you'll sign in and send a little card or or something like that. I had to think I could do it. You'll peel them off your tits and just fucking paste them on the paper and go, yeah.

It'll be a nipple hair. It's doing it. Okay. All right.

That is Hollywood Daddy level. All right. So what else are we talking about? Oh, that is our lowest.

Never going to be Howard Stern. That's just a stop saying that man's name. I'm sick and tired of hearing about him. We are our own show.

He can go fuck it. I'm going to take it away. Why are you? I'm not.

I don't want to hear. I don't want to hear my radio dad. You could go get a dad or something. Jesus, Kathy, your cat.

Well, don't be a good son. I'm not sure. Oh, that's what I'm at. Fantasy's.

That's where you go. I'm not having sexual. That's all the police. That's what I do.

If you had sex with any man, it would be him. No. No. Paul's not a man.