148 | WE BACK, BEYOTCHES!!!

After a three-month hiatus, we make our triumphant return... with a VENGEANCE! If the #Tigers actually do the unthinkable and trade Tarik Skubal, Scott Harris had fucking better land the motherload of big-league-ready, future All-Star-level talent. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed with the Motor City version of Nike's ill-fated City Connect uniforms. Comcast, Bally Sports, and MLB combined forces to earn our Asshole of the Week (Year?) dishonor as millions of fans across the country cannot watch their local teams on TV. A relatively easy second-half schedule should give #SFGiants fans some hope for a turnaround. The Craig Counsell Effect certainly hasn't turned out to be what the #Cubs thought it would be. When will Pete Crow-Armstrong stop swinging for the fences and focus on getting on base where he creates havoc for the opposition? Is it really the right time for the #WhiteSox to trade Garrett Crochet and/or Luis Robert Jr.? WEB: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://majorleagueaholes.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ SHOP: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://assthetics.shop/⁠