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Apr 13, 2016 1 hr 57 min

149 Clapvergence

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SPOILERS! a DAMN intro, DCTV, Shield/Gotham, trailer talk, Walking Dead finale, Hail Caesar, Young Justice (again), Chasey Lain, usual ending nonsense

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We're rolling actually Bitch in blackest day or brightest night watermelon kind of look yada yada earned superstitious. How are you lots and liberty and justice for all? I think it's in my head. It's from superstitious.

We're sturper sturchers early birdie for Earl You got me into it. Welcome to damn the applause shoot in the gap There's no gap on this one No applause just today Thank you for talking about the way because the more I thought about it the more like a duck solo episode of no applause is Why do we have a six-hour episode where I just talk about we can smell better wolf rear daredevil? We left dug alone. Obviously it's your devil.

It actually I actually let it out that I believe I said it was Yeah, can we just know I did explain that that's a question no one asked me to answer but I'm going to do it anyway Absolutely, I do want to say really quick on DC TV. They skipped a week on flash. I believe it's a season finale Well, yeah, I know but I find it I can't use his balance because it's kind of this episode has a come out that that's right. That's right.

That's right They did 20 minutes skip this week for some reason. I was very interesting because I think the next week's episode is called like versus zoom Yeah, it seems worth it They would skip a week on a big reveal like that and have a big reveal on arrow Well, I know that the fucking what's the basketball thing? The NCAA tournament going on so maybe they can't let it anyone to try and go nothing someday game or something That was on Monday night Flash is too serious Wednesday. No fucking no Was there a democratic debate or something or oh there might have been That's the next RNC Yes, said he would have sex with it wasn't his daughter On delegates Her daddy issues never mind She'd be a stripper if she didn't have a giant fucking trust fund You guys really she just had her third kid with her head.

She's still fucking literally like a week or so ago I'm fine. I didn't say she wasn't for you. I'd just say she's I'd give her a kid Pretty sure she's in a pretty secure committed relationship now if you get a Trump pregnant Is that like they like having your kid born in America? You could just automatically become Trump a Trump like yeah You know you're good born America America.

Yeah, baby's American now. You're angry So if your baby is born from a Trump Baby on that one So arrow I feel like we need a palette cleanser before we can talk about I just had my nuts in the glass So arrow thing that that's our let's let's talk about how no applause just the clap finally killed something good By accident by saying hashtag not like an area ordinary matters The officer season to know but she's grown into black Mary and I liked her as black Mary Um, you don't actually have to say my emotional response to her died was more. Oh, this is gonna kill her father I thought it was yeah, yeah I thought it's gonna be drops. Yeah, I actually thought it was very interesting that initially there was a music sting When she was fighting the the League of Assassins in the arrow cave.

I know that I'm called that but I whatever that's the arrow cave um and Like there was a certain black canary themed music sting. I'd really never heard before that sounded a lot like her hypersonic vocals And that's interesting. Okay, like she has her own music sting. Oh, not anymore.

Not anymore. I'm gonna say use theme No, sting is it's it's really just short and old when she's on screen. Yeah, it's called a thing Let's not argue about this. Um, but we found out who is in the grave and it's Laurel who by the way dies of an embolism Yeah, like not the arrow to the chest not anything mystical not anything heroic Is it like she means father dying of art attack where it's like they can't I think it's about how life is fragile and no matter what you do People are gonna die shit kids whack shit is whack and you realize the embolism is obviously a result of her injury Yes, but I mean to have her ultimately die of an embolism I thought was but you also realize that they left it way open so dark could have done some kind of his crazy booty When killed her Did who do he do?

So well, yeah, I did So I'm here for so obviously And dickles anyone call Laurel in the grave. No, I didn't Yeah I think one of us like I said one of us had called it. I knew it wasn't me. Yeah, because I really thought I was gonna be a Here's what I give it to you still alive.

Yes, we all know you were Do you think this do you think this gives way for white canary to come back as black? You know I'm serious because well, no, I think it does I don't think legends can survive without her and they renewed legends Well, they did renew legends, but there were talks very beginning of legends about how each season might have different different characters Yeah, which I would actually bring in Jonah hacks there. Well, I was like a little mean to like as mean Mr. Gold is being heroes who's your goal.

I would be surprised they didn't have another main Especially with rip hunter in that whole thing. Yeah, so I'm like maybe the next couple episodes instead of like trying to kill What's his name? Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm so blocked.

I mean good. So stupid. The good column is weird real name Casper Crumbel. No, no, it's his actual name That's the exact one.

I think it sounds like a Harry Potter character The big bad. Yeah, I think it's a little bit of trying to kill him. Maybe Rip tries to go and back like goes past to get more heroes and other heroes leave like to change up the team Change up the strategy. Yeah, you know, it kind of feels like right now Sarah I feel like I don't know what to do with Sarah Episode which was actually a really good episode.

They totally have Adam and Hawkerel kind of trying to build a life together on their own Back to the League of Assassins, which was interesting. This is a minute. I saw Matt Naval as a guest appearance I was like oh the original like rage like it and all yeah, and yeah, you see actually never She's mentioned my name, but you finally see her. Mm-hmm.

This was the City of Nice. Nissa Nissa Nissa One he had with his concubine. I should do like you do. I need concubine.

I'll see what I can do Like I can take away is I need to hear him. No, it's not the concubine No, it's just multiple concubines with good press a harem and oh you need a singular concubine not concubine I'm not really a lot. I said it's I'm still not real fond of legends, but they have put some interesting elements It's this is one of them legs. I do like this one episode.

I think it's when it really got like I said I did like the reveal on Chronos. Yes, that's good As soon as you like no, no, I think that grabs snark when it together until then I was like yeah, it's Chronos I mean, it's not the same as the comic. I really bothered me before that when they're like, it's just this weird guy That's totally chasing me dirt dirt. They're well You have to give rip hunter his opposite number and that in that a faceless bad guy named Chronos I mean like I said, it's not the same as the comic, but it worked as like just an opposite number But yeah once he grabs snark, I was like and it's heatwave or whatever his name is Dracula from blade 3 just a story Mc Rory, yeah, did you like the whole scene with that snark totally freezing his hand off to get out of the hand?

What I didn't want to talk over that what I didn't like was that they have the whole like Equivalent of Lazarus pit now. It's just technology. Well, they go. I get the whole like none of you never lost a limb before So it's almost gonna die.

It's okay. I'll just regenerate you. Oh, no, it's so it's a lesson. That's okay.

It's not permanent Oh, there's something your blood through the atom can get in there and blast away the shards of the kendarnia No true stakes Started going that path the Lazarus bit and they Really Laurel Lance is going to be in one of the DC No, it's in the flash as earth's to Okay, but she's not any black canary is just gonna be whatever the beige canary no It was like the golden age black canary. I can't or there was like a something canary the slightly different name but Slightly different gosh. There's a different name. Yeah, but like the original golden age black canary.

Yeah. Yeah, he heard mom in the comics But it's just gonna look more like the all this. We have a whole rebirth in DC's doing their comments right now I have a feeling black Mary's gonna die They need to kill her and reset her ever since the her marriage with green arrow was a train wreck It's the same trainer that's going on with fucking Superman right now Well, I don't know what that so spoilers that sort of Superman comic that came off this week Uh-huh they do finally just disclose what's gonna happen how the Pre-52 Superman is gonna become regular Superman the married one who's raising a Kryptonian son with his wife Lose Lane, we'll call it Superman classic. Okay.

Okay. Oh Man versus classic. Okay, okay New Superman is dying. Yes, which is interesting because they just went through all this like last nine months I'm losing his powers of being exposed and getting a new power which I'm not weird like solar fire power base and then dying and then dying when somebody out of room might be the fuck out of them and then the Fortress of solitude apparently is sentient and brings him back.

Yes. Yeah, the I've never and just on this note. I've never liked his relationship one woman in the in the Flashpoint I've never liked it. What's romantic now?

It is I just and you see it in the animated stuff I'm kind of wondering what's gonna happen there? Because I love the DC animated universe, but I just never liked that They cut on a relationship like right off the bat. I like the despite It's writing as a whole the dark knight returns to or dark nights right back. I like they eventually grew into a relationship Right decades later after Lose Lane was out of the picture and blah blah blah blah blah It took a really really really long time for them to grow into that relationship I that I like that like just meeting is like oh there's dark side and now we've met and now we're gonna make out Yeah, like the earth moved she says by the way, it was an earthquake.

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah So what does he say was the new Superman is dying that came out this one the classic Superman Is supposedly coming into this world now New to two world as a replacement and there's and there is an Asian the rebirth comics They're talking about there's an Asian kid who apparently has a power superman Okay, and at the end of this comic where's the new Superman by that dying There's a car crash and this kid or person like bursts out of the car like I am Superman Okay, so there's me another army of Superman like after the death of Superman because that was I didn't know that like Superboy and there were Iron Man Man of steel but he's just called steel and then you have the eradicator in action comics and cyber Superman and I blew just Man its own They've revealed that superwoman is going to be all over slain We don't know which lowest lane earth one or earth prime. I think they call it now earth prime earth to Maybe maybe in that earth lowest lane gets a blood transfusion with the superman. Oh, she hulk Yeah, um, you know DC lace ripoff Marvel's well the less the last superwoman we saw was actually the villainous equivalent of one woman from then earth to with the What they called the csa that creme syndicate of America with two Ks Because three Ks would be way too villainous way too villainous Pretty cases too far. Yeah, yeah Let's go those guys are a little nuts.

They're a little nutsy Uh, uh, nothing. All right, you're all jerks. So anyway back to arrow Why don't you play no display now? I honestly was shocked by the death of black and every I You called out a couple of I think I started watching it this episode And I didn't read any spoilers or anything before I watched it But I did start watching it as I watched it.

I'm like wow They'd be more heavy handed with like foreshadowing honestly I thought it was gonna be diggled because I started well the first shot you see is I still kind of wish it would have been there well Tiggles brother is such a waste look at such a waste here's what I hope they don't try and do I hope they don't try and have him redeem himself all of a sudden No, I don't does this every now and then it pisses me off words like you just kill somebody or you mean someone we care about You kill my mother and all sudden you can be friends with where all of a sudden you want to give a shot or all a sudden you like well They set it up for like, you know, there's gonna be this huge arrow Spartan split and then turns out It was right so there wasn't a split right like This is literally one of them. What were the sticks? No? Okay?

Yeah, like any diggling needs to die. I'm sorry Where where did it go in? Yeah, you want to be? I'm just to your brother just killed the one of the great loves of my life is to like put his hand on his shoulder like Yeah, I'd be fucking pissed if I was Oliver Queen and the guy that I kept warning you like I just killed I can't tell you stop doing this Like I know that plus these the love of your life that you never stopping mine like that would make me want to Pubble someone whoever was responsible for her death and I'm not saying that Diggle is Responsible but partially and I agree with you.

Yeah on that. Sorry. I didn't know I do I don't want them to see I don't want to see them try and redeem diggles brother in some way No, I'll just point you can't have a character is actually named after a creator like that's just go. Well, sure I bet this point like they really just need to yeah, I said the word go.

She's made him responsible at least partially And to me it's not partially to me it is they would have won That fight the brother would have been there. Wouldn't have fucked up with diggles brother wouldn't have done what he did Well, he's the triple agent to the motorist bullshit. I mean, right So to me there is no redemption to me their their storyline has gone far enough now in this direction that shit needs to get really Fucking dark what it no pun intended when it comes down to it. Well done.

There wasn't a fun It's a baby really just needs to kill Malcolm and they need to be there working up to that I think I said any to clean house genius genius to get that story like that That's the only story like I figure out for her and So many more interesting things with her care. Yeah, I mean they may speedy Let me if the S be they may speed female then they should use or the old speedy storylines are really really good They haven't used her and they totally had her brushing with addiction and Easily revisit that and a much more easily There are other speedy storylines. I mean that they could have done or they can't do well. We'll talk about that later We'll still get really speedy, but not an arrow later You weren't on last week show and I wanted to bring this to it I'll say something fair about it, but On air I do want to say who gives a fuck about magic island like not specifically Leanne you right now But just like the magic aspect is like I could give a rat's ass right now The way I'm feeling right now with the whole flatter about later It was just there to get the idol in the same place as dark Transitions aside, which it's dangerously close to Star wipes at this point.

Yeah, the flashback story This whole season right as of right now has been ridiculous is It's been an entire season of flashback story Which honestly is that a constant thing? Yeah, true I thought the constant story which was separate what what episode but out of me think about it flashback stories take up probably a good Third if not half of every episode right. Yeah, so you spent half of your season almost a half of your season Just telling the stupid stories so you can show how the idol gets found like the past I suppose to like other flashbacks where it's either you show a relationship that was building or informs the decisions He's making right where you see how strange and certain things you see how we got knowledge of certain thing But there's a review the whole the whole through the whole season right this episode was like I'm still wondering why this fucking French woman so goddamn important. She's Russian Russian.

Sorry. Well, I think that's how he gets introduced to the Russian mafia No, but he already did. Oh, that's right. That's right.

I'm so the guy on the side of it. I'm like the last three seasons That's right. I didn't try to introduce him to the Russian mafia. Um, I forgot about that So yeah, I'm really curious what the point of her character is She's not at this point they've gone so far off script basically my comic really but in terms of her like Oh, yeah, I mean, but I think they're gonna fucking die like there's no way you build someone up like that Like she's not gonna stand there.

I love him. She's not gonna be his new shadow Yeah, yeah, I'm over the character over the floor over this season absolutely Whatever their plans are for next season. They're fucking good because this season's kind of saw well at this point the next The last year is on the island right next year should be yeah, but it's just comparing it to the flash I'm like oh my god. How can you be so shitty?

I know like and maybe so it's because they spent so much time trying to get ready for legends tomorrow Because I just about that too like they just have your own and each show wasted about half a season doing it Yeah, but the flash came back so strong. Well, the flash also wasn't always trying to build up legends tomorrow I mean these men how many episodes dealing with Sarah getting better at least two if not three Oh, Eric and Eric. Yes, you mean they're I mean Sarah Lance how long they said he said on flash I started talking about flash. I switch.

Okay. Sorry. I don't know. I just didn't fully I was like talking about them I was like crazy Flash and I have one episode dealing with Hawker when they totally got everything they need to done on the flash Yeah, yeah, because it's flash.

He runs fast kind of like the show writers they deal with the ship back It's not like hey look Sarah's back. Hey look. She's crazy. Hey look.

We should go to another block up Hey, look you got loose. Hey, now we gotta get constant. Yeah. Hey, look, so it's constant.

Hey, where'd constant go? Yeah, yeah, um bring the accident for no fucking real reason to break the idol which make no sense because you're just In the strength of a lion which doesn't make any sense. Sorry at some point the show writers from arrows started running from Zack side Oh, that is an insult. It's meant to be that is time to my trees and countries Do you want to jump on to legends?

I'll do my short one that my one short one. Yeah, Joel straight. Good. I did like seeing her like when I saw her name I was like yeah, Kaylee like I wish I had some more of her, but you guys really she also hasn't been working much in the last year So she just had a kid okay.

Yeah before that like what has she done? Firefly and she did a series for the CW show channel called the LA complex Actors trying to make it in LA that last long nasty ball of it. Oh, yeah They have a casting There is a casting couch like genre in a It doesn't even fit and there's no underwear. I'm in a French mail Yeah, clean bitch Anyway, go back to Perdaketon.

I'm so glad they introduced this character. Also. I got to hear out of actually pronounced his name I didn't like how they actually called out like if you could go back and kill Hitler would you like those a little heavy-handed? But Perdaketon is actually another time traveling villain who mostly disrupts the justice society of America or the JSA But I was glad to see like him kind of included on that Savage is not grooming him but grooming him to use him and how does that work once they go look fuckers gonna use you Extremely long-game being he's immoral But I did like a Perdaketon coming in they've only read him in the justice society stuff So to see a new sullend on him, right?

I really really liked and I think adds a new wrinkle to Whenever they go back to the 21 30s 40s 50s, whatever the teacher zapping gone past rip hunters belly being dead right now. Yeah, yeah I feel less because John Hacks not not James Brolin Do you guys like the joke where they have Ray Palmer talking about the last girl he dated ghosting him? Yeah, I Honestly thought before the before they revealed the second reveal on that where he might have had a love kid I was like love kidding. I'm I was like oh fuck Long enough I know what it's still showing But yeah, my thought was like Oh It could be as simple as oh well when they went back to the future of 2016 the future of the real timeline She and Ray got back together and fucked and then she had a kid Yeah Future I think last episode where you have the big reveal on Chronos and they Okay, this is kind of solidifying a bit I did like like the previous episode better honestly because I finally got to like truly act as a hero Yeah, I mean yet for his own self-free But that's not like sacrificing his hand not realizing they get back because somebody magically took his DNA Oh, oh, I know whatever I that was to me that's lazy It's very lazy It was a bit like a word of future whatever they gave hands in the future all the time Yeah, I've never seen a fifth element.

It's like that not been funny. It's not fair because you know my you know my whole thing with that They should have made a sand black Oh god, I've been watching that season of archery and I believe yes I'm gonna say because my hands black because I was crippled I gotta go apologize to Lana Which by the way that episode that series finale on that one when they do the fantastic voyage I like I don't think I've ever laughed harder. It was pretty good. Especially old ends.

Oh Wow and Crieger oh yeah, yeah Sorry go ahead legends whether we found this episode it It's another one's where like you can tell when they're placeholder and I'm like the flash will do a placeholder But it's still an entertaining story the placeholders are like Well, there was one that I didn't like King sure they don't like really Really Budget I get that but I you work within your budget dead bull perfect example You know you need a lot of CGI figure you should out write the story appropriately. It's like we've only two of you that live here Yeah, it's like this to be a good enough order for next So I don't really care for legends episodes week. I'm still watching it for now I'm gonna finish the season and see what I think overall before I decide to watch my season. Yeah, I'll wear them This this actually seems I Enough past five But the thing is I've gotten to the point with legends where I never watch it week to week I'd always have to have at least two episodes bank before I watch it because one episode just takes me off And the thing is if you have a show that does one good episode in one fair episode I'm not okay with that the time to season crap.

That's what I'm getting is half a season of crap from them Which is basically what I've gotten from arrow is half a season of fucking crap I mean the entire season really comes up. No, I mean despite the signs of team arrow and despite the size of team flash I just really want them to realize the diggles point. Listen you're rhythm Spartan racist right whoa Nothing to do with why can't arrow be urban Because Weirdly not talking about black characters There's exactly two things you can do with diggle kill him or kill his wife and have become a single dad That's it. Yeah, it's not enough.

It's a sitcom. It's Wasn't that bad No, but speaking of coming off black characters shield killed off well effectively killed off Blair under wood Yeah, he won't transform anymore. Now. He's just like it's more blue He's become flash permanently.

Yeah Thus kind of getting a sort of bit of closure to the whole mean yeah, like I'm sorry. I called her by really me Yeah, like yeah, I just may and then I came over to the actual guy's name But Blair under woods like yeah, but like that she's like well He's a lash now so I don't have to hunt him because he's now in occasions and he's gonna be lashed forever But just means he's gonna get loose eventually, but thanks Marvel tech thanks dark tech It's like literally the revolving door to our company You know you gotta be very wealthy as a government contractor make it the least amount of corners And that's why the Joker get that the art like get out the art in my fucking 90 It gets out of the outcome. I can't know what movie it is. There's a quote though like I want to say it's a military movie But there's a quote in there about basically how how the field to have like six million dollars or six billion dollars of whatever Hardware strapped to you put together by the lowest lowest bidder.

Yeah Not really much three things maybe once or twice Lines of three kings A lot of work. Um, anyway You were just talking about killing black guys and agents of shield. I'm gonna switch back to DC really quick and touch your zombie Oh, yes, because it is the outside of the flash. It's the other DC universe show that I'm actually enjoying right now Well, there wasn't you go off them also.

Oh, yeah, Gotham's gotten done. I don't I don't think it's the new promos they have a lot more read learn them and they actually look really interesting Yeah, I want more people up. That's what I want. But like I said the last kind of hate But they never freeze I don't that's what I heard I didn't like what they do is freeze I don't like Me he's passed their own attention to where he becomes who he is in the comics at any point Barbara's back.

Yeah, whatever. Well, they thought I got rid of the you know, oh, she lost the baby Lee lost the baby You Glad that we're actually making some progress on I zombie I am where major is and gone full zombie He's yeah, and they gave him the the a positive right in which was hilarious by the way. That's probably most amused I've been by that character ever remember She ate a super positive coffee. No, I don't know.

I saw I did really laugh super hard. She's like, you know This is not gonna last he's like let's live in the day. Yeah, let's listen now Still want to see major go away That's actually where I thought they were going when Robbie was like realize that he was the chaos killer went Drugged and he shot in the mack and he's like what he started going like full on me. Yeah This this season's taking some really interesting twists and turns especially with a major becoming a fallen zombie again Blame taking the cure that memory.

Oh, I think I think I think I think I think they started doing a little bit in this episode Where he starts talking to Robbie about who we was and he started I think he'll start piecing together like the guys that are running the morgue right now or full of shit are not his free Are they're like, oh just go back upstairs. He's like, what are you doing? He's like nothing. Don't worry about it.

This is a This episode this last episode where you have a rock Mars dad is back Captain he's a guy. He's the vice guy. He's a vice guy. He's like a corrupt vice operation regay Captain It's like very Spanish and Italian at the same time.

It's very cantalouille. Yeah, it's like in regay. Yeah Well, I mean once a you have repetitive casting with Rob Thomas J. Oh, yeah, I always love the rock.

Do you hear that Rob Thomas coming in on it like the matchbox 20 Rob Thomas is gonna make a really no he did that Veronica Mars to where they made a bunch of Rob Thomas Jokes Do you like where the season's going I do I'm a big fan of the the daughter being a zombie now. Yes Dean she was what conceived it like a Santa concert or something. Yeah, I mean yeah, he goes like yeah Max Rangers guys daughter big fan of her being a zombie I'm looking forward to her like the What they've done is it given her an opportunity to become a good guy now now that she blesses like how shitty her dad is She's gonna go team. I think she always did I guess I guess what I think she did but she loved them still She's still like I just want dad.

He's approval. I think I think dad took care of any daddy issue She may have had okay. I know they put a super by points by doing a zombie By locking her in a room with another girl and watching Turn it that way if you want they put a super fine point on all the characters because their name because I mean the lead character's name is Literally live more and major's name is major Lily White which cracks me up every fucking time they say his full name major Lily White Yep, that describes the character that describes the character so hard and God Imagine him as a kid in elementary school major Lily White Geez Swirly's lunch money faffes speaking of TV shows there was a show announced this week ABC family or whatever they're calling now. Yeah, yeah Yeah, they're making a book and now they'll be adaptation with No, like looking dagger black and white girl There's another I Highly underutilized characters they were before Civil War So I was kind of their re-rigerick through I guess you call that when they joined like Team Captain America and Cloak became like their their like their Basically It's an interesting one in terms of like their origins I think it'll end up in all more like a rom-drum thing than a superhero show Is there?

It is on freeform the same network that brings you pretty little wires. Yeah, no And freeform is doing another series as well like I can't think about my head. Um, so another TV show Hulu I've been talking about that 11, 2, 2, 3 show The last episode from the came out. So I should mention all yeah, yeah I'll do it more time.

I did Watch yet. Well, I have no just um, there's so much to watch this but I like this series overall Didn't really give a shit about the last 30 like the last 30 minutes of the last episode I was kind of like watching me and a little bit of rings. No the last 30 minutes of the last episode almost kind of destroyed the whole fucking thing Okay, because it was just like Stop and then we've got 20 minutes. So let's tell another story Oh Like we were going in this pattern and we could join some Left her in the series and also like it wasn't a left turn It was like let's just jump from this line over here to that line way the fuck across the room And then go for another 20 minutes and stop and that's the end of the series like you watch it No, I mean it's still kind of like when you watch it deals.

I think you'll see what I mean It's not that it's completely unheard of it's just weird. It just kind of came out of it's just charring. Yeah, it was like I'm like there's only other ways to do this. There's only other ways to do to work with this and you didn't do it at all You just kind of went okay, and and back to the main timeline and then oh that didn't work like we thought it was going to So let's go reset really quick and then oh, yeah Watch it.

It's just 20 minutes of James Franco painting all the guys from recent gigs Remember that painting all right Please do you get right there? I did watch a trailer this week for What's the fucking thing called it's a new show? It's a new movie coming out Search party It's like a comp it's sort of like the good parts of the hangover Yeah in Mexico. It's got the main developer character the actor plays a character from Silicon Valley in it It's Tom's little dish.

Yes him and one of the guys the big-back median guy He's okay, he's big boned He's in it Allison Free community. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, she's in it. She's in it.

Uh, Jessica Jones is in it Kristen Kristen She plays like some sort of escort who Well Looks pretty funny search party And then the other trailer like I'm up if you guys saw it it wasn't technically as a trailer the teaser for Star Wars World one. Yeah, I haven't watched it. No of it. I'm apparently it's the heist movie that that's how they can plan for the Death Star before episode four.

Yeah, I know episode. Yeah, four. I'm right. Yeah, I'm excited I'm not alone like the fact it's more about heist movie than a science fiction thing Yeah, I'm excited for there was an interesting scene in it where you see the normal stormtroopers from the floor in the foreground and there's this Imperial transport kind of like almost like a giant sand sand speeder Okay, because it's got a lot of people in it.

It's like a tank version of a sand speeder basically Like not like the sand crawler that I know why I take Luke's sand speeder and make a tank out of here In the background and on the sand speed in the background are what a peer to be clone troops So it's an interesting like jump between the sprinkles in the original But I like that I thought it looked really good I mean, it's just our wish trailer so they don't give you a really the story like it gives you some really good I mean like that and Superman did give us the entire fucking thing. It was the entire movie. Well the entire plot is the name of the movie It's a member suspect. You know except our mom said the same name Martha why would you say that name?

That's how you guys full trunks come out on the flesum joon-joon? Yes. Okay. I actually want to talk to you about something You know that I'm Seprogan and Evan Goldberg are putting out another garpiness comic Which my voice?

So it's a cinema aspect of the boys really the boys Wait, who did? Okay, that works because the boys is like the boys is a very spiritual sequel to I'm just really In fact that preacher hasn't even come out yet, and they're still trying to bring another one already It's a different network. Well, yeah, the thing is like how long have these deals been in place that it just has the first No, I've seen any kind with Goldberg and Logan going after the boys for any network Well, I'm not gonna knock them for worshiping it and this is all I'm not going to find them either, but I'm never considering how bad Boy's we haven't seen pre-ture yet. We all fucking know Which looks great the new the new 32nd trailer has our space in it, which I'm very excited for He doesn't look the HBO Makeup test on that one, but it's close enough that I'm happy with it The boys it's not a spiritual successor to preacher.

I would say just a pilgrim is but The boys are in the same vein of preacher where it's like and it's going How how or what can I make this? While you keep reading you know actually Stephen King has a period like that where he was all hook up on drugs and alcohol You know, do you first of that period as kujo a dead toddler period who and yes? He did write kujo during that if you guys remember What a good job actually I'm really a first of that whole person No, that's way for that There is one other there's an actual storyline well the business of the person the boys let me say it since you've run it I'm sorry the promise of the boys is that there's a group independent of the government to keep superheroes in line Morally status quo so far so long So when Superman gets out of line or part of the justice against a line the boys are which one of them is a girl The boys are brought into kind of sharp shock and or kill them into place It's The authority It's very much the authority but without the like with more of a More political slant but more of a socio-political slant Okay, so it's more about them you can be interactions with each other like you know in the pro Written by Ennis or sitmen saves that play with dick hanging out No, first of all he she's the plane down by coming and then second ball he saves the plane with dick hanging out the boys we brought into Either course correct or killing totally kind of punches somebody right front of the UN and then pisses on her as you do Well, she grabbed her by the tits and tranger through the yet No, I said on good dog I'll turn in a version of the ending of civil war I wanted to read something to you and then give an opinion and then I want you to respond So this article popped up on Wednesday on IONI Tom Waits joins cast of Hulu's mysterious hero origin story citizen Okay back in January we're puzzling over the description of Hulu's new show citizen Which is touted as a hero original story sent in a supernaturalized Los Angeles, okay? I really just want Tom Waits to join Lucifer Fuck yeah, like I Tom Waits be Lucifer.

Yeah, like no He's played him before yeah, okay, so he'd be some other conniving angel from God trying to get Lucifer back to hell Yeah, he would be On that one I really just want him to join the cast of Lucifer Do it be on you Yes I want to see the after effect of her showing up drunk at the bar Is it wrong when I'm watching TV show them like wow Exactly I'm not saying I won't watch the series because Tom Waits, but I really just want to see him and Whoa, whoa The devil That you get Tom Waits and Lucifer and the female character coolie dancer I don't remember I thought Also, we're fine on that one POV I thought our best episode of loose forever Well, I said it's I read that and that was my first immediate thought you they said super naturalized I like I'm like The way you read that I'm like, okay, so vampires no way that was just that was But the way the article that's the first time I have this a supernatural is delay okay vampires and ghosts That's what pop my the vampire. Oh, never said super naturalized LA I think I think two things I think angel and Wolferman heart which I love the whole you know Demomanic I was gonna say lawyers for him and then I think LA not for the movie just for the series for Constance yeah, yeah, I hate the hell a movie But in the series it works Next song next song what else happened this week? Apparently audible is trying to basically become like Spotify and they're doing a beta on these yeah They're doing a beta on these channels you can listen to like romance and funny and other shit like like audio book channels Yeah, but they're not audio book channels. They're like short stories and podcasts No, I dipped into it a little bit.

It's interesting. It's nothing. What's gonna make the money and I don't know why they're trying That's kind of weird. I mean there is already has Amazon music.

They can just throw it on there. Yeah, huh? Why are you bearing the lead on that one? Let's talk walking.

Yeah, like why are we talking audible when we have the walking dead finale? No, we have not and everyone's pissed about the way I did it. You know what? I don't think it could've been shot any other way No, they could not have why because they're gonna have us come back next I know they already have they think it's clean I Call bullshit on that I don't believe Know no no no no no no no no no in 30 days I do believe based on Thomas they've made all season line.

This is what's just not it's not I don't think it's that it was a cliffhanger People are used to cliffhangers. That's a good cliffhanger. I'll give them that but it's that it's a death image or character with an enclosure It's that the way every interview with a major character with a major cast member that show went every every news article was I there's article with Andrew talking about how he couldn't sleep for days after reading this final script Well, if that was the script he fucking read I don't get why that's why I'm calling bullshit on them not if filming that scene Well, there's no there's no reason to be upset about that script now was it hard to shoot based on watching the watching the talking dead after Like having those people because I got four 15 hours. We're talking about it Like normally, you know, we got people you know fill in that words Cass I'm standing there looking at people that are acting Yeah, they're acting as if they're a noting that they talk about that they had the actual cast I'm gonna explain what you're talking about right work They actually had the whole cast there on their knees for 15 hours and I think like trillion rain or whatever It's like the rain and it was cold and they just like film like from niggans point of view from their point of view like and It's just my time he worked with that entire guys like that's impressive too.

I didn't know that he had no reason I don't know that So we've done a hashtag who is it? I'm not finished yet, but going back to what I was saying like you can get an idea I went back to several articles that I had read through the course of the season where they were stuff I think in coming You know Scott knows how many fucking articles are entered in against coming I believe is what you can't believe is fuck your winter Negan is coming yeah, um, you did a great job, but again like you have the girl that plays Carol The only the girl who plays also right yeah, I'm wasn't glad you have Andrew talking You have Glenn Norman like all these major characters individual interviews are talking about how much that script upset them not filming it the script So you think that they know right that's written like okay This will be hard film if they like written as I'm gonna be sitting there for all my knees for 15 hours night on on camera Yeah, okay, it would be hard agreed I mean that's what I think what they're but to be so upset as the way they were describing it doesn't make any sense Well, I think unless they already know who's going to know and that I guess we're upset because they don't know I just agree I think all of them go my number could be up except Andrew Lincoln Andrew Lincoln's like I just don't want to lose a friend on set But I'm ready to go film love actually it's just Yeah, it's just the way to describe what you talk about it You go back through it and know they and I think three people are upset is not because the cliffhanger because they feel like they were lied to I feel like it is very much is the end of the sopanis where you don't know what happens It's just like it's at the end of a season versus series, but I'm like that fate of black like it's just like and you are But even with that, but even with that there wasn't a lie the whole season The way things were portrayed and you can say well We did I just say that whatever perception is reality at some point perception comes reality Yeah, and with a show that has that many ravenous fans that fight actors and lick people and Thousands of dollars fucking bullshit crews for a day and get sick me like people are fucking Some like there are some like blocking dead crews the Again all those articles and you know and not just online are a little bit Ew magazine and my or a pop lit up where they're interviewing people and they're talking about how upset they were not not I do I think it's been felt I think it's done. I think the album though I think it's been filmed here. I think I agree with you I know the writers know I don't know I don't think they've done yet because I think Cas no Again going back to all their comments I think that the first episode of the next season is going to jump back like 30 seconds To the whole I mean you mighty mocha They're all the police they're all the colas so you don't know who's not invited you know what I mean I get what you're saying I hear and I understand why I think that's strategic.

I don't think it's because they don't know I Think it's that's the smokescreen for that episode and then you find out it's and by the way Let's talk about who do we think it is we were you called out Laurel two weeks before but we all thought yeah Or and or we did we get when you said William the sound I made was not human The sound I made was not human I was leaning towards to go for a minute. So hashtag who is it? I still say it's taught between Glenn and And Daryl I agree at this point at this point I'm leaning towards Glenn and here's why No, not even because of that. It's purely it's for completely outside the show reason I'm along the same lines that I'm saying people are pissed out of outfit and then why I think of the cast and crew know Who dies because these interviews because the way that you know reading the script was presented Because of this lie so to speak But they just did last weekend now looking back on interviews where showrunners and the creators are talking about things going Well, you know the comics Glenn dies, but this is different and we've taken lots of liberties with the show So, you know it'd be kind of cheap to do the same thing You know people want people think it's they know it's gonna have a be kind of cheap to do it the same to do the same thing That's gonna happen like that's been a kind of running line last couple weeks in interviews and whatnot now now I think it's a good deal and I think it's fucking going Here's why I know that's Glenn I will say this on this one With evidence going on with Maggie Obviously She's gonna come to she gets a good time with that.

I don't think they're not gonna give the audience closure on Glenn and Maggie I don't think she's gonna lose the baby While he's being bludgeoned by those But here's my issue with any of my lineup and my I don't think it'll be anyone I line up is the character of me in the comic has that certain code Isn't he doesn't like killing kids or what? stream just like Almost exactly. Yeah, he'll claim women as his but it won't hurt them. He won't rape them.

He won't hurt them Right, so we kids because he and Carl Oh, he and Carl comics are like a big deal. I mean, that's like later on what's later on what's on level relationship at one point? it's It's I think Rick and Nick and are like opposite sides of the coin that Carl Yeah, I mean, I guess I don't really have a way to me That is in control and Rick's been in control of is now out of control I mean, I mean this part like taken from him rather level of craziness. They're the same level They just show it in different ways.

I don't think it's a single woman that lineup. So Sasha all this, you know, Maggie I don't need anything Terrace not there. She's back. I still think that the whole He's handing handing him the recipe for making bullets.

I think that was just a misdirect I still I think they get to seize the value of I Don't believe anything that comes out of the actors and directors and creators mouths in any interview We've narrowed it down to Abraham Abraham's possibility. He should have died earlier on the season based on the count of them. We would have Abraham is Oh, well, I need to be mother bitch to me mother could be Abraham son of a shit They were gonna look something Abraham looks up at him in the show and says like I didn't think you could and you can't Yeah, the whole drive the truck so yeah, it's But I still I still feel that it's fucking glad I think it's demo Maybe it's because of my response to them being so full of shit up to the final episode that they they ducked protest too much on that One yeah, or it's there because they talked about like no reason going like I'm on my way out You never said that who said that like he's doing another show There's plenty of people do the shows and they work around that schedule No, no, it is his show is only like six to ten episodes long I think you show down like that like two movies is that what he said? I remember yeah, there's plenty of ways to work around No, no, he's he's selling on for quite a few more projects and I think he's actually put his own in Georgia up for sale Yeah, I know I do yeah, but that's a big no.

Let's see first off we said that like two seasons ago No, I was in the last year No, we said the other plastic no This is Different school On that yes My little two big talking points one movie one TV. I'll go movie is let's just move through this base and look on your face So I watched a laser right the new gun brothers. It's actually within my top three favorite I'm really funny like that whole they keep the pacing is a little weird because I keep going like into the You see See Like weird sailor song and dance movie. Yeah, is it like you see a western you see Dangerously close you do have the actual movie health.

These are What no, there's like the last March of the Roman Empire It's very bent or bent work Ben Ben her meets Ray Ben her meets Oh See The pacing's a little fucked because I think you keep seeing like but all the movies that the other that all the main characters are part of But it's basically a Blowjob a love letter to the studios in the like 40s and 50s Yes But you have that undercurrent of at one point, you know the plot that George when he's abducted you'll find out later It's by the Communist Party to get him to join them They're gonna use the The ransom to repay them from the millions that the studio has made off of their writerly stories that wasn't that didn't get paid to them So weirdly capitalistic Communist you know actually years ago. I read about this like communist era hero They did a whole Pulp fiction series like basically Spencer Tracy except communist Yeah, I desperately want to read those books. They'll probably find a great place within Hell sees or the movie the way it was shot how Darkly colorful it was everything that was going on was very colorful like I haven't talked about it's going to answer the real thing But um they they talk like she was in the synchronized swimming movie very effo's I'm not gonna finish that you finish and you don't get interrupted either No, I don't like this at all get over it Well like you know the the kind of like she was this bright colorful star in these Secretest doing movies that you saw and then it turns out she got knocked up out of wedlock and they're trying to figure out how to Find her a husband it ends up like she's going to Doctor own kid by giving it to a the lawyer at one point then she adopts it from the lawyer like it's it's bright But the actual subtext is really dark very come on brothers. I loved it.

Yes, please Visually Visually actually color wise they probably styled it a lot after a scene in the rain The colors of the films and the way that some of the movies are laid out like where you graph wise and the colors of the outfits I would say more was it about on that one? The thing is this also a little bit I don't have to go into like all of the Hollywood scandals But there were so many like weird backstage political moves going during the era of Hollywood We're like you have to have this reputation and nothing terrible can happen Hey, you're gay, but you're not allowed to be gay communism. Yeah, no Back to the back of World War two you know Nazi supporters in Hollywood. I mean there is all kinds of weird Yes I see nothing I Hilar What's watching for?

That's not true. I see everything Or that splits me Yes, I do there's something you're gonna interrupt me on this one which is fine No, it's totally fine. I've been rewatching at least the first season. I've got the second season locked and loaded I've been revisiting young justice Yay, that's just a one person wave.

No, I did cheerleader arms From YMCA This is more like an age okay or you I guess actually they set up a lot of the end of the second season of first season with all the Apocalypse tag that I didn't realize that I've ever seen the second season because I think on necklace I finally came out on Netflix. Oh, yeah, they finally okay, and there's women's why bring it up There's river though. Excuse me. Well, you're just a kid to the conflict We'll get kicked into the country one of others, but it was too anime it was too goofy You're talking about You're trying to Make the power of girls it was too cheap.

Yeah, it was too cheap. Yeah, it's one of those things were one of others totally killed a really interesting Series that was actually drawing adults to try and draw younger viewers and it failed miserably it didn't feel miserably What happened was that their toy line wasn't selling so the time I'm talking about the team the team the team the team time justice still though the yeah, yeah The trigun free-headed for I don't Overwhelmed or underwhelmed I was just well I love that in fact that like when like they get their mind wiped by like six months that gets brought up again Yeah, we like I don't know because that's what he said like four episodes ago Once again, I think the show got short times fires cock age Starfire is not in the show In justice season no, I was watching but did you see the I think it's one of those reasons was it Batman bad blood? Yeah, no, no, what night we get the call he goes Which one the black one oh don't have to be pictures. Oh, she's any pictures and it's like heavily implied that he's yeah You know she loves dick as the pictures in she guys But it's grace and not the Dean, but I just really liked Revisiting a season one of them justice.

I wasn't gonna watch the second season, but I'm almost always with the first season I'm going I can't not watch got to five years later where Robin has become Nick But I mean like just they set up so much stuff and there we go like we're talking about Well, the thing is like you don't at the time when you're watching the first season you don't realize and I do sorry I'm sorry. I'm you don't realize that the voice actor playing guardian Sorry playing guardian and speedy slash red arrow. Yeah, and then eventually the second season arsenal So the guys we want triple duty You don't realize in the first season that they're all the same voice like yeah, they sound alike But whatever you don't think of it you go. Okay, they don't have that much of a budget only two x man That's that that yeah, and then you realize the new thing Large budget.

Oh, yeah, that's that's the new one Realizing the second season you find out like they're all clones. They're all Roy Harper That's an insane payoff for a quote-unquote kid's show. Thanks for spoiling Girl, oh fuck I totally do So to save him to save him. Okay.

I'm just saying he came to face two favorite lines from that show one at Roy's pit So long coming up with an acronym place knuckle buddy We should not take away That's a different show. It's a two favorite lines like I said after I spent so long coming up with an acronym acronym monkey's I got there And Robin I'm definitely feeling the aster That's what I'm gonna show with was we're feeling the aster So Robin's whole shtick the entire time is kind of dissecting the origin of words. Okay, so he's talking about disaster And they're out on a mission and at some point. He says disasters the opposite of it's going wrong wouldn't asked her to eat it going right So at some point he says I'm definitely feeling the aster or you're not feeling the aster Yeah, no the monkey stroke was hilarious.

It was felt like m. I see you you Well, no blazers the clap where we're imitating the fucking Mickey Mouse Club M. O. N.

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It's pretty funny. I'm not sure Well, it's funny because how I got caught it's not necessarily funny that it happened Although again, I appreciate why these things are wrong But as a guy who went through high school and went through puberty I think if one of my hot teachers want to fuck me and most of the one they get caught doing this are hot Quickly hot they're in their mid 20s and they're very attractive most of them. Yeah, not all. No, they're not like dude I could know no, but in general it's they're in their mid 20s like 22 to 28 and really attractive Yeah, now this particular one not so much.

I mean at least in her mug shot not so much which well That's not really telling but she was a substitute math teacher. She was she still is I'm sure 24 years old But the way she got caught was she snapchatted pictures of herself in the tanning booth to her teen boyfriend's dad Girl you dumb you've rolled up now Okay, my issues here are Why why'd your dad have snapchat number one number two? Why did your teacher have your dad snapchat so that the fuck up could even happen Like to me at this point there was a lot more going on to me at this point there is like dad and son were fucking the same chick Yeah, dad covered it up like what didn't dad go for it Dad got pissed when he found out because he got snapchatts that were directed as son and he connected us. I can be wrong This is all allegedly but yeah, but yeah I mean she snapchatted pictures of her pussy to her boyfriend 17 year old boyfriend's dad who was her student also three like Snapchat's pussy like Riley still does it all time she'll snapchatters look it's getting browner.

No, no, it's like a you be like Brown it was like that it's more like a hey, I'm having maintenance done in these lights are cool. Yeah, I mean it's like Kind of an array but not really Tung piercing that yeah, I have a tone piercing she likes this look Very crazy. She smokes. She pokes.

Yeah, she got busted And what who's I gonna make corn charlie hold on I'm gonna pull the list up here I've got a list of people that eventually will mine were like no names were it's like look it like Sexy Latina like take on dick. I'm like well that doesn't help me sometimes if you read the description not just the title Or or you'll see the It's headline also Well if you like this you might like and you see it, you'll see Do my due diligence I do a little fucking research. I mean, you know if you're going If you can follow up a keyhole where you come across the Warner Brothers DC Cartoon crossover. Yeah, you can scroll down past a couple porn movies and get a name so we'll go old school purely because Listen to Pandora and I was like holy shit, I haven't thought of Jason baby fucking forever.

I love that It's a great song now She's like one of the first porn stars. I really remember like Jenna Jameson Jessica Drake chasing me There's like the three big ones for my teen years Or not like like teen into early 20s So I did what I thought was a good idea. I know I'll do a good a porn. I'm a look up.

She's Elaine She's anything does still do porn. Yeah, she doesn't look the same. That's she's now in the milk genre. She doesn't look bad Like no, she still looks good, but it's not what you remember.

No, I'm not even close I remember the thing for me with chasing with her eyes She's the she had the brown hair and he's like really green green eyes that yeah, anyway, she still has the eyes Everything else not not like I remember um So we'll go ahead make chase the lane towards start a week as a not a memorial But you know, you're time span chasey lane from chasey lane from like I don't know when she started to be honest So let's say a testament. Let's say from like 93 to cuz I don't feel like stopping the podcast research That's not sure she started this early, but 93 to like Okay, somewhere in there tasty lane 93 to 2000 porn start the week. Yeah, absolutely Kingdom Hearts 10 on Chingaro X on chain so you don't think that was a battery killer. It's it is a battery killer that will give you It's not so much a mobile game as a sit on your phone next to the power of like game.

Yes, it is like do I need an outlet play this game? Yes, you do it is just as involved with starting a new game of Kingdom Hearts, and I don't know if I know that she played Kingdom Hearts It was brilliant to you kidding me it was completely unexpected. I got like weirdly the racism But anyway, I of course jumped the chance to play the mobile version for free There is in that purchases I haven't gotten there yet because like literally in the two days I've been playing I haven't gotten all the way through the tutorial because it is just as involved with starting a new game of Kingdom Hearts I'm gonna do your data you need through I Yeah, I mean it's a huge data drop. I would imagine it would be it's either a huge data drop or a huge storage issue Actually the app itself is not huge.

Okay. Well, then I did that a drop. Yeah Like there's some games like like plants versus zombies huge storage issue, but low data. Yeah Because I played like one and two I haven't played extreme gardemore friends.

It's only console things I'm enjoying it once again like I can make my avatar. I have a keyblade. I'm killing the heartless Like it is very powerful course in that but it drains your battery. Yeah, like a motherfucker It is it's it's not high graphics, but I mean it is very much Kingdom Hearts very detailed background So when your data get when your batteries being drained and you're going it's really hot when you're playing it Yeah, it's usually not because of the graphics.

It's usually because the data is just going back and forth that chip that controls the data flow It's what usually over time. I haven't noticed that on Kingdom Hearts. I've noticed it on Dragon Soul Okay, it's a really popular game right now. I say right now because I got it on the ground floor and I'm at like level right like astronomical Ever save battery and I fellas out once on all my trips to like third-world country.

They don't have 40 No bad idea Not so much turns into nothing turns no brick with a cord But no like turn your phone down in speed so 4G LTE 4G both of those will suck a battery dry faster than now faster than Porns aren't you know POV feel there you go. Just for you. I'm not fighting there However when you go something like my dad is calm There are certain countries that don't have 4G or 4G LTE they at best have 3G your phone will last for days It's fucking awesome like you could be on the internet the whole fucking time for two days straight It is like it is on a lower speed, but because that lower speed right it's not It's not power enough. It's not power that chip has to suck on the battery to keep up with speed right?

So yeah, but yeah, you want to turn if you ever get down to like 10% you know that 10% the last like all night turn your phone in there Most ones are the way to do it turn your phone down to like 3G or even just 4G instead of 4G LTE You'll see a pretty drastic power saving There I'm sorry no, that's actually a great thing to say like on the heels of what I'm talking Wi-Fi will actually suck your battery dry faster than 4G LTE usually Oh, yeah, which sucks because everyone's a life on that and they go that can't be right I'm like no, I know it's like free data No, and that's that's the thing like it sucks that it happens because people one or one Wi-Fi versus 4G or 4G LTE because it doesn't Know my plan my plan in particular doesn't I'm a team all I've never had issues with plan because I just always paid 20 bucks for G LTE actually I'm a 18. I got grandfathered into the Hard to figure out how to get rid of that don't go never gonna leave until they Yeah, we're gonna do fun. They go so you're gonna plan my leave my dad one alone And they look at they go wait what you don't touch my horizon Verizon's managed to cut like 90% of all the grandfathered plans shit out However, if they ever do that to you regardless your contract because they've made changes you can fucking bail There's no cost if they make that they ever went to like you're in a letter or a text or an email I'm saying oh well, you know, you're playing this game. They say something positive like we now give you six kids of data That's changed your contract and get the fuck out.

Yeah I have a couple of apps there's a stupid it's stupid it's a time-waster game called sort of chaos you even think of it when you brought up a It's a premium. It's not so bad as you can't play at higher levels without Paying for shit. I haven't put any money into it playing out for money in the drugs Well, this one I haven't had to like there's reasons to do it Like you want your characters wings to get prettier because it's it's all magical D&D style thing you can be a magician a Wings to get prettier well like my kid the Enchanter's character has like fairy wings and if you get different levels of VIP you get different types Of wings it's all it's all aesthetic stuff that is the VIP level, which is the same in drag right? But I haven't my brother while it's it's an interesting time-waster It's something goofy to do while I'm not you know while I'm sitting or watching TV I'm not really into or you know whatever But the thing I find me about everything else character has these obnoxiously large boobs Like I do not like as you run you've got just it's not just bouncing No, it's like an Asian woman with like triple-d these it's ridiculous It was a CGI sci-fi show called with riff zone.

I don't know we're all the boobs Look every time they move like the boobs move you need more comment Street Fighter man game it was where she complained her boobs were too big. Yeah Oh, you know the girl that played Ray and Star Wars is being cast as Lara Croft with her too many I did see that very big fan of that idea I think she'll do enough boobs, you know cuz she didn't have enough nerds masturbating to her already, right? I mean, you know, she's a nerd's what dream at this point including mine like I'll I'd yeah like cute British accent sucker for that cute Star Wars and now to your meter. Yeah, I could be Daisy though Daisy Ridley, that's awful.

I could take it So you got Daisy from from a shield and Ridley which is similar enough to Ripley for millions or Hazard Mmm Oh, yeah I Was ridiculous. Oh, yeah, it was written by one of the worst comic writers ever. Okay, so let's do Richards So they're actually moving forward with an edge of tomorrow's equal really you know that that movie was actually not a bad Major of tomorrow wasn't a bad movie. However when they went into when they put it blue ray They finally changed the titles what it should have been which is lived I repeat right that would make way more money or all you need is Kill Like I said if they just titled it that it would be way more money It was what Tom Cruise where he's a soldier and kept the same thing.

Yeah, yeah, it was okay Great movie. Yeah, but like I said it should have been called the guy or only a skill It should not have been called as a tomorrow Which is why nobody went to fucking see it. They are moving forward with the sequel. Okay, which seems weird because Live die repeat again live die repeats more some more smart.

They make some more Live die repeat harder Fuck I finally made it through the night bill book They could have lost the first third of the book and I've enjoyed it just as much. Okay, you're talking about your book The book Yes, I did like it now. I liked the book a great deal They totally it's just I get that they used to doing a podcast so they totally pussy played around the story I could have done with the first third of the book. Yeah, I mean I liked a lot of the book I like the description.

I like them. I always see some little pieces were always in reference Yeah, I love the season in Carlos interactions. I love the whole thing flamingo shenanigans like there's a lot of the book I really like just it took so long to get to the point Yeah, and I get that that's their thing with the podcast, but this isn't a podcast It's a book right so the book reminded me of reading a new Stevenson book Really all build up and very They actually have pretty decent wrap up on this they do it Stevenson Hey, this is what happens and then you get nothing else actually has to push up and then bam No, you had conclusion in this which I really enjoy great But was Stevenson all almost all this books it takes me about a third of the book to really get into like all I'll read it because I like the stories interesting so far if I'm not really it's not clicking. It's not getting it I'm not even so grouchy into it.

Yeah, no absolutely. It's no gosh. Oh, so good. But then you suddenly hit this one point We're just like you're scared to the rest of it.

Yeah, it takes a turn No, that's exactly for me that was like half a book before I was like I could put it down Just you know, they finally pay off and they end in this ten jacket. Yeah, they do man. That's an jacket It's fine. I explain it for the dearest skin suit.

Yes. Oh, yes No, I actually explain the old flies on the inside cover. Yeah Like I said, you may absolutely borrow that let us know and I talked to this I talked about this for like what two months Three months now. Yeah, it's better for a while we put that bro.

No, you gave me the physical book for Christmas I got the audio book before that and I had such a hard time I actually I actually ended up because I actually ended up having to go between both of them to finish the book But I finally at that point, I'm like I'm just gonna keep walking and finish listening to this book Yeah, I did like it. I did like a lot. It's a good job with it. But again, it was that that Stevens I called Stevenson complex I'm like, I don't know what it is.

I said if they put on another one and it does the same thing to me So the next two have been announced and coming out they are I'm not sure what the what the mediums gonna be. I mean their books obviously, but the way they're describing them is that they're I don't know if I'm able to put it like a transcript of the first 30 or 60 or however many episodes of nightbell podcast Yeah, it's like with with illustrations and illustrations is the reason I want it. I'm like, okay, well It's good. You don't buy the one girl who does a lot of different artists and so far Yeah, I mean well, so I'll pick them up, but you can get for free order right now I said I struggled so I haven't had struggled with a book like that since like House of Leaves No, no brother.

Oh, yeah Based on it, but right now I haven't struggled with getting through a book like that Like Grunge The other Richard's The last season Bob's burgers finally came out on Netflix. I'm sorry. I love that stupid I do it's so stupid. It cracks me the fuck up.

Well, there's the book now. Yes, it's all about the recipes for And also we're a few days away from the second season of Kimmy Schmidt. Oh, yeah, it's not like like it's not one of those I'm like, oh, I can't wait, but it's so enjoy it. It's gonna be fun to watch and I love it I'll probably hold on to that till the summer when there's nothing No, that's probably what you should do however I recommend both of you and you haven't gotten around to it I actually ended up accidentally watching the first two episodes of the path.

Yeah, you like that It's very different from what I thought it was gonna be it's about a cold But it's more about the inner workings of the cold. It's not about like people getting drawn into the cult It's the people that are already there. Yeah, so like I said, it's different than I thought it was gonna be I'm actually really liking it. The only problem is is that it's kind of like a little bit He still looks like he's 19.

Yeah, but he's married to a very beautiful actress who's in her thirties and they have two children So it's like I know it makes sense in the real world. It's really real light. Yeah, it looks so young. Yeah But that's the only thing taking me out of the story They're chemistry's great the way they're building a relationship between the two of them It's your bother by an older one on the other man.

No, it's the fact that he looks like he's 19 and has kids They're like nine and ten So so maybe maybe a little more ones in the middle. So there you go That's what happens when the woman doesn't snap chat your dad with pictures of your Exactly sure guys love forever. Then you don't call clear on your body Your wife results in children Go to the Scientology building it's right up on cool fact and take the test They want to talk about like clearing out your teeth. I know you know, that's all I had a kid First off if you guys don't pay attention to born hub their neighborhood Corn hub.

I'm aware of it. Yep. There's awesome. I want to say about that.

That's best internet friend ever POV in corn Yeah, didn't they got a folk about it? No, I didn't actually So this way you think about corn We're gonna talk a little bit about evil for a minute and this probably I might go on a rant about this Yeah, you'll see in a second. I might go on a rant about this. I'll try my best not to But I'll choose evil first so day I had fine time Fine, sorry.

I don't care how are they supposed to pronounce because she's the fucking evil incarnate dumbest cunt on the planet who Should just be shot and killed and yes, I know I just said that we should shoot a politician in her case I will not do it, but if someone were to do it, I wouldn't give a shout out. Yeah, we give a shout out You should shut out on a podcast She and another gentleman in Congress decided to introduce a bill Affectionately referred to outside of Congress as the new encryption bill of 2016 where they want to make it so that Everyone companies and people have to decrypt Whatever you haven't heard it at the government's request as a law. It's very vague. It's very broad.

It's very general It is it does remind me to be a lot Do any secrets But it also requires companies to choose Back door their back door their software obviously Well, well, they dropped most of it they dropped the big part of it right the big part Unnamed third part it was like it's not a name. It's self-right. Oh, do they actually name them? Well, we figured it out.

Selbright is an Israeli company that's really good itself. I'm sure of course however This particular exploit Exploit only works on everything except for five S's and six S's which is basically when Apple introduced their encryption Well, they ended up ungrinch it. So the 5C was what he was the shooter was using works on that But now they're trying to pass this law and they introduced a lot. It's not even really up for vote yet, but I'm sorry I just heard here on just a bill by schoolhouse rock in my head.

Yeah Yeah, good point. Um The day before or the same day this bill came out and this was almost my app the week because of this What's that which is a texting? Turned on into ending encryption, which might give you a flashback to the end of a record for change, but Yeah, watch it on TNT. Do they edit that out?

So the issues in encryption so that not even WhatsApp can decrypt anything you ever do I think it's really a huge amount of that and their groups is actually good now What's that doing this first off even if you're on a 5c and you do anything through WhatsApp and push numbers your phone gets taken? The WhatsApp encryption is entirely separate from the iPhone encryption. So have a fucking field day trying to break that Yes, so I don't look you got my phone doesn't fucking matter If it is on phones and they could read later eyeball to turn it on what? I'm sorry.

I'm rewatching bones. They re-inflated eyeball guys dead and he's been dead for a while They totally like rehydrate his eyeball so they can get the scan and Oh, yeah, so they can do the right Does it does it doesn't have biometrics to make sure you're still alive? Yeah, they're not too like blood Absolutely work, but most of the time when you have something about high level of security They also check for biometrics because they want some dick bag with a cutoff and opening their ship See surprise was so biometrics is the retinal and fingerprints scanners even but the additional He surprised me biometrics systems don't do that I I Holy living hell about how dare they like okay, so you don't fucking bitch. So basically she's okay until it happens to you She wants situational morality.

No, no, it's literally fine The situation is it's her versus anyone else in the world. Yeah, so she can go fuck herself props to what's after turning on full Full encryption for a good encryption to do they actually pay so you do a good job And they have a completely separate from their service good on them. Yeah, I fast well There are there is software others this thing I know What was it in the constellation? When they rearranged like the letters it was like blah blah blah.

I'm sorry my soccer She's note and too many secrets are the only two I remember. Yeah, it was something something consolation Really long time Bus through the tiered parking with structure My left It's super dated super Like you can't watch hackers anymore. It's just painful Number He's not part of Europe. Hey, what he gets what he wants when you get the box then we get your religion until then he gets to eat I'd like world peace.

We do that. We are the CIA. We don't do that James Earl Jones Fucking He's the CIA and that because of that it's now the same That Astronomy constellations I was a Wow, let's have logical the word constellation never showed up in that sense Astronomy is the study of stars which make up We should be kind of impressed. You remember that I do a set it better like you do it I would remember to take a stronger.

No, no, I worked backwards. I said you went close illusion. Yeah, I'm back He's no Orion's belt like from men in black. Yeah, I was a he's a galaxy and tight contained inside of a little bell I'm not caught because James Earl Jones is the head of the CIA in that I know connected to the Jack Ryan universe Because he's yeah, he's one of the higher ups when Harris support has to let go report to him Which makes the CIA also that the the Empire the prequel to the Empire like I said, that's how I see it It's a lack of Senate become did you see the I was a what's his name?

Yeah Who's the big dumb guy I'm gonna make you watch that My star wars like Darth Vader doesn't take off his mask when he's killing job is Yeah, oh, it's fucking it's not better also to keep it a pillar of ashes of all I It was really good but it followed so many pretty stereotypical side by tropes like I didn't see the man's gone space crazy I'm watching her stall. Yeah, it was kind of like avatar kind of like gravity. I heard so much about it I would say it was silly. It was a conception actually same thing.

I heard so much about it I'm like I don't watch it. I like that I read three hours of my life I put into it. I enjoyed it highly It might have been more because like I said a message to his daughter in a window Spoiler asshole twice down the same goddamn fucking dumb. Fuck you.

Don't watch it Twice the same podcast. I do your records like you're not looking Go sit in the corner and think what you did The ending right now There's a book called burglar's guy to the city that came out this week. It was finally got released It's written by an architect who runs a building blog.com the LDG dot com build the LDG blog There we go. Jeff something he wrote this book and in the very first couple of things He's talking about this architect back in the late 1800s who moved to New York from the city and instead of pursuing his career as an architect used his knowledge of architecture and Social engineers way through the high side of New York so that he gets scoped and case out all the places and use the architecture These amazing buildings in New York in 1800s against the security features so he could rob everyone fucking blinds I do have physical copy I do have physical copy I'm gonna read it and you're done.

I'm finishing it yet. I'll read it to your place. Well, where you want to tell don't let your daughter read it Yeah, it's like I haven't for a while. Um, she will eventually but not for a while Anyway, it's not just it's not just about the particular character That's like the first character the first chapter he starts going into like when you're when you're just caseing like he starts treating it like he's a thief There's some amazing resources in there that I had no idea existed But I officially made a required reading for everyone on my fucking team No, absolutely, it sounds amazing and everything what I was like, oh my god I can't put this fucking book down.

So it's like knowing the sub-based end of the city It's it starts making you think differently about like walking through any city and seeing things like that's fucking weird now Some of the stuff I don't know what what the court of ours well, it's like that Like they know the ins and outs of every building every yeah Yeah, yeah, but this is more like just it's a way to change your mindset when you're looking at something It's not so you know it observe things and learn them as you're just walking through like you look at our picture I'm building like that's a really pretty building but you also think like well the way that wall office I just set up I could just scale up the second floor. It's gonna talk about how like you case places Yeah, it's not about knowing the habit of the architecture right. It's not about the blueprints Which I mean I've used blueprints in the past to bring it up really that's different But like I said, it's literally like the habits of the architecture Yeah, it's like because this is the way it is or you know because there's subway tunnel running underneath this building You can do this because there's a water sewage treatment plant down the road, you know these tunnels are gonna go here and here So it's a really good book highly recommend lots of people that aren't in breaking into things. We did this fascinating It's really good.

So that's the last of my red shirts and I know we've been recording up like two hours So it's been close to it. So I don't have any We can stop it there Richard did any of you ever see the movie in my fellow Americans? Yep, because of that movie I know Jim's governor. Yes, great movie Daniel Aykroyd was the actual president and then John Hurt was the guy the vice president who said it was all a big favor for some of a cage.

He said it was all a big ficade and now whatever anyone says facade I like that's all I think it was John Hurt saying it's all a big Which is like his big reveal by the way, but he's not an idiot. Let's remind him that it's another lands and not the nether regions Okay closing out. Yes, go for it. This is it.

American season four started They have four episodes in really fucking good so far and the first episode are tricky Well, we haven't talked about it because I'm not talking about it. We will we will next week and if you haven't seen it watch it because Well, oh, yeah, this has been a blood alcohol content network production for more information visit www.vacnpodcast.com your home for almost bacon and banjo

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