15- Pinball Wizard

First Local Lad: Ever since I was a young boy, I've played the silver ball. From the Soho down to Brighton, I must have played them all. But I ain't seen nothing like him In any amusement hall. That deaf, dumb and blind kid Sure plays a mean pinball! (A second Teddy Boy stumbles on, clearly another local champion) Second Local Lad: He stands like a statue Becomes part of the machine. Feeling all the bumpers, Always playing clean. He plays by intuition; The digit counters fall, The deaf, dumb and blind kid... The Two Lads: ...Sure play a mean pinball! ( The rest of the arcade assembles around them, complete with funhouse mirrors and several pinball machines played by the local lads and lasses. Cousin Kevin's popularity clearly rests on the unseen Tommy's status as local legend.) Cousin Kevin & The Two Local Lads: He's a pinball wizard. There has to be a twist. A pinball wizard, S'got such a supple wrist. First Local Lad: How do you think he does it? Second Lad: I don't know. First Local Lad: What makes him so good? Cousin Kevin: He ain't got no distractions; Can't hear those buzzers and bells. Don't see no lights a-flashin'; He plays by sense of smell. He always get a replay, 'N never tilts at all. That deaf, dumb and blind kid... Cousin Kevin & Two Lads: ...Sure plays a mean pinball! The Two Lads: I thought I was The Bally table king... Local Lads: ...But I just handed My pinball crown to him. Local Lasses: How do you think he does it? First Local Lad: I don't know. Local Lasses: What makes him so good? First Local Lad: Even at my favorite table, He can beat my best. Second Local Lad: The kids all lead him in And he just does the rest. Cousin Kevin: He's got crazy flipper fingers; Never seen him fall. That deaf, dumb and blind kid... All: ...Sure plays a mean pinball! (Riding in on a pinball machine, a teenage Tommy - our Narrator - appears to the delight of the Arcade.) Cousin Kevin & Lads: Even at my favorite table, He can beat my best. The kids all lead him in And he just does the rest. He's got crazy flipper fingers; Never seen him fall That deaf, dumb and blind kid All: Sure plays a mean pinball!!!! (Sirens wail, lights flash, bells ring as Tommy runs up an astronomical score, and the curtain comes down.)