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EPISODE · Jul 21, 2026 · 50 MIN

15 Signs You’re a First-Time Flyer

from Two Guys on a Plane · host Two Guys on a Plane

We’ve all been there. Getting on your first flight can be scary! But no matter how nerve-wracking it can get, flight attendants will always be there to ensure your safety onboard.With that being said, if you’re a first-time flyer… there’s a good chance your flight attendants can spot you a mile away!In this episode, we’re talking about the 15 signs that tell us you are a first-time flyer, sharing our best flying advice, and spilling some of our favorite passenger experiences.Let’s laugh it all out and reminisce about the first time we ever boarded a plane!Episode Highlights:[0:00] Welcome to Episode #42![0:53] Are you a first-time flyer?[01:35] Drew, good flying, base hopping[4:30] Rich, trains, and a cranberry vodka[8:20] Sign#1: Wreaking havoc[11:41] Sign#2: Way too early at the gate[14:04] Sign#3: Is clapping cute or cringe?[16:16] Sign#4: Too shocked by the turbulence[18:34] Sign#5: Extremely silly questions[20:10] Sign#6: The bathroom question[21:21] Sign#7: The seat algebra[24:42] Sign#8: Overpacking[26:42] Sign#9: Yes, there are boarding gates[28:10] Sign#10: You must be an influencer![30:23] Sign#11: We love the safety demo[33:51] Sign#12: Suitcase & the open bins[36:42] Sign#13: Small lavatory[38:01] Sign#14: Why are you standing?[40:58] Sign#15: Making the connection[43:35] Galley Gossip[46:07] Let’s reflectText us or leave us a voicemail! Join us for an unforgettable Christmas Markets adventure through Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania in December 2026! Experience festive markets, charming medieval cities, holiday treats, and the magic of three countries in one incredible trip...View the Itinerary + Book Your Spot✈Join our official community for exclusive merch, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. We couldn't do it without you!Join the Galley Gang on Patreon✈Have a funny, wild, or heartwarming travel story from a flight that you’re dying to share with us? Submit your story at the link below and we could feature your story on an upcoming episode of the show!Submit Your 'Galley Gossip' Story✈This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app! If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out StaffTraveler for free in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store.Download StaffTraveler

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We’ve all been there. Getting on your first flight can be scary! But no matter how nerve-wracking it can get, flight attendants will always be there to ensure your safety onboard. With that being said, if you’re a first-time flyer… there’s a good chance your flight attendants can spot you a mile away! In this episode, we’re talking about the 15 signs that tell us you are a first-time flyer, sharing our best flying advice, and spilling some of our favorite passenger experiences. Let’s laugh it...

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