15: The Halloween Superstore presents: The Evils of Halloween!!

SUPER CREE-PEE TIME, VOLUME ONE... Well, folks, it's Episode 15, and we've finally made it to our very first HOLIDAY SPECIAL!! We got so excited, we recorded too much Halloween stuff. Like, more than 2 episodes-worth. So you're getting 2 weeks of SUPER CREE-PEE TIME!!! This week, we revisit our old friends, Reverend Ben and his sidekick Donald (from way back in "Episode 2: The Lord Walks with an Iron Head") as they warn you of the Satanic nature of Halloween, and what you can do about it. In this episode, you will learn: -How to protect your family from demonic entities by pretending to be a lamp or filling a sleeping bag with various things. -Why black cats are unlucky, and why they may or may not explode -Where the word "Halloween" comes from. -Many readings from the bible, including one in which Mac started laughing so hard, he actually, LITERALLY became afraid that he was going to give himself a stroke. PLUS we have many spooky Halloween Superstore commercials, to meet all your Halloween needs! Come, my friends, and bob for apples or anything else you might want to get out of a tub of water!