So I'll be forever. Oh, you're talking about having opening to the... No, we did not. So this is the opening.
We don't do cold opens. No, we do not. We've learned our lessons from that. Well, this on the opening is if we do a cold open, it's giggling about something, somebody said five seconds.
We go off air. So welcome to Noah Plaz, just the clap. I guess it wonders if the gay farmer or jelly rancher. Nice!
Where did that come from? I went through, yeah, screenshotting my shit and one of those is a gay farmer or jelly rancher. Well, no, because farms and rants just aren't the same thing. I sent you one other day.
It was like, I'd have to look. Is a redheaded baker? Oh, yeah. I sent you a red man.
Oh, Lord. I was going to say that was actually very well timed because I was having a irritating time at work and I'm like... So a good idea to do the one that says I sexually identify is crying. No, I'm going to laugh.
We're even going to talk about the fact that there's one in three of us here. It's fun to be true. The usual suspects that we're joined by Rochelle. Hello.
From Sillake, you know. From Sillake, you know the podcast your mother won't go about. It's like an hour south of here. The podcast, not your mother.
My mother's way further south than an hour south. My mother's not an hour south of here. Mine's probably not. This would be in the United States self-append.
Oh, metal reference. No. I'm working on your Photoshop project, you put me on by the way. Yeah.
We're still waiting on that. Yeah, we're still waiting on that. I was actually thinking about that the last couple of the phones. I know.
I know. I know. I can show you, but that's like I didn't want to ruin it. No, I know.
I don't want your ruin. I just want the damn picture. Okay. I've got like four.
I'm working on a fine art plot. No, no, no. No, no. Pussy can area swear.
Okay. Pussy's a bad word. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. That's the letter. Yes. Yes.
Just so you know when you see your daughter, it's a bad word. Got it. Good lord. Her mom would not appreciate you teaching her that word.
I don't think dogs should think about teaching her anything. No, I, not, not out of like a dangerous bad guy. No. That's what it's far as it should go.
Lord, that's not going to last longer. No, it's why there's another half-pine. Are you serious? Yeah.
We had two bottles in there. No, I bought a half-pine to replace this for a month. We stopped at the store that used to be the Marie Callingers. They sell a lot more booze than they do pies.
I've had. It's just a really weird building. They have puppy shots. Actually, they have this thing that's on a counter every time where they are that it's the gel.
Oh, the injection shots. Yeah, the gel that's in these syringes. It's like something I've had. Yeah, they're party shots.
We've talked about this before. They're creepy. I'm sorry. So, do you even check them?
I mean, I don't. I like it down. In your mouth. Mm-hmm.
I failed it. Sorry, I've heard it too hard last week. Right now in the wedding at the bar last night. I'm going to get the bar.
Tim and Katie. We're all not making eye contact about that. They went through a week's worth of gel shots that night. Everybody's going to be feeling it.
Well, they're getting married. But gel shot. But wedding was at four. So much sugar.
I know. It was bad. I know what it was. What was it for?
For BM. No, everybody was beyond hammered. I went through a week's worth of gel shots one night and I'm like, yeah, I made this with triple sack and well vodka. You are not going to be having a lot of alcohol.
Oh, good luck tomorrow. They were made of so they're like a yellow orange. They taste orange. But it's all sugar.
Yeah, it's yellow. And somebody's like, oh, it's from the gel. No, no, no, no. Just because the room doesn't mean you should do.
Yeah. I had to say the phrase, you need to eat something before you blackout from the whole time. They're like, yeah, I'm like, yeah. Sometimes eating before you blackout is already too far gone.
Yeah. And then you're just going to. Now you're just going to remember eating that. Raspberry on your own.
My left. I'm going to eat a toast before you leave. Told you to have a taste on the bottom. Did you know the settings on a toaster are the minutes and not interesting?
Oh, yeah. Well, I watch toaster here makes eggs. Yeah, our toaster does eggs and toast at the same time. So they're both going to the same time.
That's my point. Hold on. Look, I do want to revisit this whole egg toaster thing. But all the settings on toasters, I always thought they were like, like, likeness darkness.
No, no, it's minutes. I didn't know that. And had you learned this? The internet.
So it must be true. Did you know that Zamboni's a brand name? Is it really? It's the company that makes it close to the damn thing.
Everybody calls it like a clean egg. Or a band-aid. Or a band-aid. So yours makes it what?
Are you sure it's the thing? Yeah. Does that mean it doesn't have numbers? It's the darkest thing.
Well, then yours is different. But like the ones I have, like, one, two, three. Yes. I know.
You have an eggster. It makes eggs. Is it like a convection oven or? No, it's just like a little system.
So you take your own. Oh, gross. No, you can boil them too. Well, it's just like a really hard.
I'm going to look at your toaster. Yeah, it's got something off the side. Not on air. You're like, holy shit, this is awesome.
So you've got a little miniature pan. You put two and a half tablespoons of water in it and you push egg and toast. You put toast in. Yeah.
Drop it and it starts poaching the egg or hard-willing the egg. So you can make it like an egg in a basket type of thing. Oh, wow. And if you really wanted to get something, there's another little...
It's called egg in a basket. You've got a damn thillistine. A little grill thing. You've got over the eggs that will heat Canadian bacon or whatever.
Oh, cool. It just needs... Huh. Don't call it Canadian bacon.
It's just a ham. It's just a ham. It's Canadian bacon. Yeah, that's how I say it now.
It's a different part of the face, 30 rock. It's a different part of the thing. Hey, ham. It's less fat than you can make it in the mail.
Is it real? Yeah. Usually gets like a... It's still got the striations of fat through it.
You can make it look usually fat. It's thicker cut, obviously. Yes. It's actually up to you.
Hence the Canadian part. Hence the Canadian part. No, it's Canadian. That's better for you.
Because that's what it's all about. When they do the hokey pokey. The hokey pokey. So we actually have stuff to talk about.
Yeah. Well, we have. I'm absolutely sure. We have DCTV.
We finally got the finale. There's something bigger now. I'm glad she's here for this. Oh, God.
Should I be worried, guys? No. What am I going to... I can try to think of the most horrible thing I could say.
I could call it the punch of shit off something. It's not her most rigged task episode. That was in the first three weeks. I think it's her list.
I think it's her list. I think it's her list. I think it's her list. What's your DC thing?
No, it's not the movie. This is episode 150. Is it really? It is.
I'm not for sure by now. You and I wouldn't be friends anymore. No, God, no. I watch it sometimes.
Suicide murder pack right there. There are times when I wonder if you're still friends. Sometimes when we're not. There are times you can hear her roll her eyes at me.
No, this is on 50. That was you. You laughed. I did.
I didn't think of it quick enough. You brought it up again later. I bring it up several times on different shows that she was listening to. Which is great.
You said a retarded kid with Down syndrome. It makes her re-retarded. It's really happy. Yes.
You know there's just some part of their brains that's always thinking about cake. There's some part of my brain that's always thinking about actually more brownies than cake. So that's why you're not retarded. It's brownies not cake.
I really like it. They're kind of. So maybe it's a retarded thing. Retarded people don't know they were retarded.
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Yeah There's a Reagan bio pic happening I'm sure it's actually gonna happen now that Nancy's dead Have you seen that lifetime movie about that woman? I'm going to have starring Valerie Bertnelly. No, it's right by clowns starring the guy from clerks That's the premise of vulgar. Yeah, I watch clown rate movies.
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Yes, well, that was unfortunate. I snore loudly when I'm on my back Okay, we're having snores too. You were snoring pretty good last night. Wasn't?
On the couch. I'm just like Brandon says that you guys fell asleep together on the couch. I picture you spooning. No, he seems like.
Yes, I know you have separate couches. I just picture them like one night. I'm gonna come out. They're just gonna be like leaning on to each other just snoring.
Thanks. I'm sure they're spooning. You should feel better because I think you're the big spoon. You're the big spoon?
I can see you're the big spoon on that one. Sorry. As long as you guys are clench we're fine. Is that a good one that spirits your heart?
No, because that was a swear. And that was big enough that 11 year old would really do. Well now she's paying attention. Yeah, so I shouldn't explain it.
Can we talk about the CCTV though? Yes, oh my god. Full on zombie mode on that one. I was gonna say they basically started, you know, the zombie apocalypse.
Well, we'll see. Because it looks like it's not gonna be apocalypse. No, but it was localized. But I mean it was a big deal over the military.
The military industrial complex is gonna start trying to run the city. Yep. And who else loved it? They hate Rob Thomas.
I was gonna say like Rob Thomas is finally on. There's a him playing the guitar for one of the songs while they're eating Rob Thomas. But she walks into that room and you hear the song going but you don't see them yet. I'm like, oh, if you get into the room, I'll be guessing.
Can you hear the show right? Whenever he goes, and they'll be dead. It's my just Aida's brains. I love that they finally kind of had a from Veronica Mars, like payoff with.
Rob Thomas. From Matchbox 20. That had the whole thing where it's like, I'm sorry it's locked up. Like we can't let you in.
Hang on with the band. Oh come on in. I like that Rob Thomas gets weird. I'm gonna say they've finally been outed to Clive and her and Robbie actually got into some trouble because of major major Lilly White.
Yep. Major Lilly White every time. I honestly thought he was gonna die this one. He's like, it's like, it's weird.
And turns out, I'm fucking done. You're like, what? I'm actually bad, because I thought it was fun. Well, it's much more like you find out he's an undercover cop, like this is his whole thing.
He's a stand-up dude. And it's like, nope, you're a shambling half-man of undead meat. And was that Teaches? Nice guy, Spanish flaps.
I'm aware. I haven't been seeing anyone this entire season. You're always getting freaky with Peyton. Again?
Yeah. But I'm trying the whole season, like he hasn't even gone out on dates. Nobody's been touching his area other than him. He was holding out.
Well, you had the, er, major. He had the sight piece for a little while after Peyton, right? Yeah, he saw some of the girl that pixie cut. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then, like, when Peyton showed back up, they got awkward. And then... I was gonna say, and Peyton was making me pay... But he paid, like, massive shipping on that one.
Like, they... it's Ross and Racham, like, they have to end up together. It's not a real interesting character. Yeah, I did.
I have a 17-year-old niece. I can use that word. Excuse you, use it again. I can use it accurately.
You just shouldn't use it. Okay. Like I said, I just... Peyton's not very interesting.
She's super beautiful, but that's about it. I'm gonna do that. And I called out a coworker, we're calling you bro, too. I was like, you mean, babe?
Yeah, babe. I'm not calling her babe. You're never calling me babe. You know.
I will throw that water bottle at myself if I do that. That's all an empty. It wouldn't do that much right now. It wouldn't do that much right now.
It's nothin'. Anyway, I... the last two episodes were good. I wish that we killed Major.
Don't really have all that work with him to do it. Although, plot issue with this whole fucking zombie taking over the building thing. Well, they still listen to the military and those people. So they know that.
No, no, no, no. So they know that. They took the boat party UWM. They're not gonna...
Yeah, right? That's why you don't take drugs from strangers. Or a scientist. No, you're dealer.
You realize now, forever, if anybody says boat party, I'm gonna be like, hoo! Yeah, holy shit. Ugh. Don't take drugs from strangers.
I'm sorry. Well, I should've listened to that real loud weekend. Anyway. I went to the cop, live in...
I'm out of Vietnam? Um, yeah. Yeah. And they're trying to save badminton zombies.
They could've thrown in that room, cause they weren't being chased. They live in major being chased. They've just... No, badminton was being chased.
They were not. They were stopped by himself in that room. They've just taken out the zombies. They've just taken out the zombies while they were trying to get in the room.
Way more complicated than they needed to make it. I didn't say it's were they... But then they went ahead to badass VA. Lack ops chicks show up and just weakened everybody.
I think she's gonna be fine. She could be. Unless she just said, oh, I'm kinda just wanted to kill the daughter. Oh...
I liked her not a big last on that one for me. I kind of like I like her as a redhead more of that's me I like who better is live in zombie mode than serve as a normal person as a makeup Um, did you notice a lot of the framing on this episode? So my photography wise was resident evil I mean it was like it was shot like a zombie movie like a zombie game I mean like they went if we're doing this we're doing this I was a first person shooter, but you know whatever that's technically Okay, I'll kill her victims How to make sure when they realize he's the one that kidnapped him the whole chaos go to me like kind of like Very new Steven something very like very up. Oh, yeah, like you just set up little payoff That's what I'm gonna start calling major little payoff I do what my dog Oh my god tears There was a bird hopping like on the patio at work like just trying to cover and I was like I should give it some bread Like I was like should I make it like a tickle box like from the entire buffet like is in the squirrels cone and I steal a bread The birds well, I was gonna give them like a little bit of crust and we have the whole tickle box.
Oh, yeah No, I didn't do that. It's 1895 before tax. I don't mind that bird anymore that shit That bird worth 20 bucks. I could totally just touch it to the hotel and go that bird was technically a guest Or so I would argue gave me a great customer review if that bird could yeah, but my GSS.
I'd be happy It's just a good service That sounds like that Statistics something I mean whatever. Oh, no is that like my department now has its own and I'm It's surveys Yelp, it's all aggregated So I serve in the night no novel Thinking of how finally finding out how pawn shops work You go in they say $11 no, I'm about 60 pages in I'm about like a third through it. I'm really digging it I can see how it's a hard read I The mom of the shape shifter which we did from the podcast which I did a great job if you didn't listen to the podcast Like if you just handed in that book and what this is fucking weird It's happening like I'd be intrigued but having The mom of the ship to which we know of yes the pond star The Pawn shop owner is a new character as far as I know yeah I have not gotten to any big reveals about the amenity with the deerskin Yes You can tell it's written in a way that is very Podcast like you can tell it's written a night they'll wait it's written very episodic Well, I'm to listen to not gonna knock and see so well but by any means but listen to him for like six hours I love him but like That would be annoying absolutely That's that's a rough one But like after like maybe I'd say like ten pages like see those voices out of my head like I was reading it as a book When they do the actual like transcriptions of the yeah Police oh do you yeah about them basically shutting down one day and saying that the police was closed and then becoming the police was closed and then the secret police oh and then the secret police come okay, I like that I haven't gotten there yet basically Both parties the punch up owner and Diane On your head They both have the notes of King City that we know in city yep Well, but you have the voice in your head. I don't he says it in a very specific way every time and that's it's kind of a weird one Where it's like I want to hear it audio book, but I think read it first and then listen to the audio Yeah, I guess I don't know if you log into my audible and you can listen to it that way.
Don't share passwords Fine Oh I made it pretty far through the second season of the unbreakable commission it I I'm sorry. Yeah, no, I love that show. I mean, it's it's not something that you know I'm gonna jump back Yeah, they put up on that I was gonna say what up on the 15th. Yeah, it's gonna say it's just such a nice departure It's kind of like watching Bojack once you walk into the universe.
You're totally sold I'm glad I don't have to watch an episode episode week by week It's so much better to binge it. Yeah, cuz then you kind of get locked into their little well That doesn't come across as someone who was sitcom me because it's basically a sitcom but the way you binge it's not So I was like you're okay is so funny is there land lady in that and she's trying to stop the neighborhood from getting gentrified again the band Yeah, she's trying to stop the neighborhood from getting gentrified again at some point She ends up hand-capping herself to a bulldozer. Oh, yeah, you know like you do First season's great. I mean you sold me on 30 rock in the first couple seasons So I'm big fan of the way the style that she does with her sitcoms Yeah, Tina Fey's voice and it comes through on Kimi Schmidt Second season she plays her therapist who's a raging alcoholic.
Oh my god. I mean yeah To amplify her therapist Fae playing a raging alcoholic In sisters I don't think anyone saw That's one of the go-out from the least It was set up as an indie darling and then didn't become an indie darling. It was badly promoted. Yeah What I mean Sorry, go ahead.
Do we have any more DC TV? I'm not about my legends I love the makeup on John Hacks. I'll say that come as probably the only person at the table that's seen the movie Baster No, it was not With her weird thumbs She has monkey No It's just like monkey Yeah, she's got thumb toast. Thank you Yeah, great way to go guy from that O2 1 0 That's what happens you try to re-kindle romance not even not even Jason Priestley or fucking Luke Perry.
No, sorry Luke Perry No, I mean the characters The girl who was supposed to play Andrea that looked like she was in her 30s You're like, but it's not no two. Well, no now itself your sates I really liked John Hacks coming in. I have a few issues with the episode One of course it won the writing seemed really repetitive in terms of just storytelling you had I like that you had Kendra coming across her We'll call her older self. Yeah setting up the whole like you can't love anyone and that's why I've been alone Yes, I read the Justice League when hot girl and red arrow and it didn't end well But I just think it was just kind of Retreading it was retreading old ground in terms of like there hunters after them we had to find a Not a fixed point in time, but for lack of a phrase on that one a fixed point in time that rip in there before Like I just didn't think I moved the story forward enough No, it was a it was a filler episode Well and like he wave like with Rory like he's like Silbing deep programed right like so why is he out in the field?
I mean given they didn't get my gun but I mean Kendra's for herself tells her that she can't follow up It's always in badly when it's not with what's his name with a man. Yes With that is or have a little bit harder either They die exactly or he does Number two like we have the flashbacks of them as the little family unit when they have a kid in the and he died and there's John boy Sorry, I went all by some that one sorry. Oh loves in the prairie. Oh, yeah Boy, that's the Walden's it's not little house on a fair enough fuck.
Oh, it's Laura Ingalls I know you go running through a daisy field What one of them blind Mary went blind she had some kind of fever No, it wasn't started I From 1897 brings you I tired I do another point on this I want to bring up real quick before I The ad a bullet like that he literally chat He literally shot himself like through someone like that seems oh dark a little uncharacteristic Because they're all about like not killing people and fucking up Person as soon as they got there that's true. Well, the fact that he was like I'm tiny I'm gonna shoot myself through you like that doesn't seem like when I say to you well Oh my god I like the day that the HD wall bro, okay Well, I thought it was weird that he just shot himself through someone like I wouldn't do that No, you're right and I would get really big and stop on somebody Which wouldn't make it Whatever the same person same principle creates there. It wouldn't stomp on like he's got a sense of morals. No, it's not true You can't tell me like as if you were a giant man You're walking through a city and you're fighting somebody you're looking down to make sure you don't step on people No, because he's fighting also Wait, Deb you want to talk about zootopia?
I was actually thinking about go to your effort, okay? If you were giant you're kidding telling me you wouldn't pretend you were God's ill and rampage a little bit Like just a little bit. I mean, I mean little Little village I'm a part of our true box No, I went and saw zootopia on Monday Yes, I was cute Not interesting is right at Ralph, but it still had some of those same type stuff Okay, but I mean right at Ralph is kind of hard to top I'm still kind of pointing to making the sequel to make your own sex. They're making a TV series Really?
It's gonna be a Disney XD cartoon series. Well, maybe they just had more stuff than that I was gonna say they wanted to fit in and they thought I am happy that they were doing a follow-up to the Incredibles Yes, yeah, they've been talking about that for a while. It's pretty far off. It's gonna be is it?
Yeah, I thought they were still here Bradbirds finally on yeah, okay. Yeah, you can't do without Bradbirds a no end to mode and be like no case There'd be like no heart no soul to it. I mean like if you did it without Brad Bird I'm really sorry that tomorrow land didn't do well, but nothing about this You maybe want to see it. Yeah, and now Bradbirds back to what works.
Okay. No animation I liked I mean we talked about like I like tomorrow and I thought it was something that was wholly original and I thought She thought George when he was a miscast. Yes, absolutely much like Batman wrong No, what was a bad cast on that with a bat nipples? Everyone but where it should have been yeah I think is it called the bat cave or is it just George Clooney the bat card?
The American Express back No Some friends So I get a text from the morning like hey running late woke up this morning there was a bear in the living room Like find a stick and poke the bear no they like that too much make yourself bigger Well You like to get out Fuck's watch look look kids there goes He goes to a House show where they obviously were not expecting him and they had like an orgy and like some kid like quickly gets dressed And I'm like whatever he finds in the bathroom. Yeah These were backwards juicy to towards what pants so it says juicy across his crotch And he like goes into like the Hollywood Hills like he's like I'm leaving Patons like there's nothing out there like it's just woodlands and the guy just leaves he goes look kids. It goes fuck's watch Yes, we were going home to burn our clothes we walked into a what is it a bank of no fog on So on that note I have one note Yes, thank God made his friend started banging that angel. Oh, yeah, that's how you make you want cherubim?
Actually like the Actually my favorite line is when Lucifer gave the the shirt off his back literally and goes and yes the devil does Like that's literally my note. I'm like that's the one good thing out of this episode the devil actually does wear a product No, it was the thing that was active with it. Yeah, she wakes up there ask naked She's like did we and he's like did we Once again like I don't want to like the show but Tom Ellis is so Yes I really love before and he was really funny in that too Okay, but like I mean I'm pretty supposed to like him, but it's funny funny funny you're a bridge funny Well, I don't think you'd like it as much the reason I like it because the main character is incredibly awkward six foot tall woman So I kind of I was gonna say I identify with her a little bit. Oh the same way.
I like black books. Yeah Where basically my life would have ended with me Yeah, they got the rights for the third season and extended it's gonna be a third and a half Special with John Oh my god, the Christmas special some total mind fuck Rights from they've been on the rights and the company decided to pick them over Channel 4 So it's yeah, that's like straight for the next like original. Yeah, we'll be getting at the same time They're getting it and they've It's a lot of like near it's 12 episodes instead of 10. I hope they do stand alone with a custom Because I like the fact that each episode of its own story.
It's on Up in there except the one with the what was the one the the weird fake IR character That one was horrible. Oh, I don't think I'll be gold. Yeah, no and that one was like the weakest of all of them They had that episode of the Prime Minister And then something came out a couple months ago about the actual Prime Minister of Britain It's on the ship we did college and they're made of animals involved Well, it's exactly the same as college, but whatever like hating for his friend Chris Don't actually have a gag in Kimmy Schmidt about John Ham's character claiming he invented the five world of coke so That's actually awesome. That's Wondering if if that was a draper or not Oh Software and they had a big Q&A thing.
It was funny. I liked them a lot. But they have everything from mentally disguised to after- people with different specialties and areas in the various. So far, I've been listening to a bunch of them.
But so far, I've been the founder of CELTEEN6, which was founded in CELES, which is now a dev group. They had a computer guy who worked for some military organization, wouldn't name or intelligence organization, but he's back on his peer hacking. So he's talking about identity theft and all sorts of cyber workers. And I like that a lot because what he said is exactly how I feel about shit.
So when I'm watching C and everything, we're like, oh fuck, shut up. I'm sorry, it was the worst word ever. I wish we'd go away. But he also exposed- I said we're cyber Mondays.
No, I don't think it's funny to get all the good deals. But he spoke about it in a way that he's obviously child-able. I don't know what he's talking about, but he also realized that the audience wasn't probably going to be very technical. So he was not knowing it down, but speaking of the right level or translating it into the right language.
I had to back myself off and I remember when you were talking about hacking a hotel based on the- I'm not going to say. But based on the- How much hotel? Which part of it? Which part of it?
I'm getting with that. Okay, sorry. The ISP based on room per room per room. Oh yeah.
Yeah, because they had tried being all clever and it's all through control stuff. And there are certain aspects of a hotel I may work at where I'm like, you're wearing my hat. That's not your hat, that's your hat. It's our hat.
No, it's hers. Sorry, I have to stick to the dead court jacket. That's okay. What's that?
Oh, you're just going to listen? Yeah. Okay, watch your mouth. Sure.
Please sit down. I'm not going to be able to work. But yeah, there are aspects of like, especially as we've been going through a lot of tech issues with our POS. And I'm like, so there are parts of this I could totally hack and then get into what this server route looks like.
I'm not ever going to my boss this. They probably know. But I mean, that's- They probably don't. Well, I mean, every job you've had to figure out ways to mess with it.
I do. And I shouldn't be based on that. It tells first-time installing Wi-Fi. It was awesome because there were like three companies major and three for down that company that would come in and install the guest Wi-Fi.
I'm supposed to be a separate network. Couldn't see the hotel computer. You're supposed to be able to see other people's computers on the wireless. It wasn't a basic set up chip.
But I love to be because they were set up properly. I was supposed to be because I was poking around. And well, it was also- Next thing you know- It also wasn't protected very well. So you can do things like- it's called ARP Spooking.
So basically you're kind of spoofing the hardware address of the router, the Internet router. So that all the traffic- That's what that's called. Okay. All the traffic goes through your laptop.
So it goes really slow for everybody else because it's going through your laptop and into the Internet and then from the Internet through your laptop back. So they even know you're doing it. You can watch everything every single person doing because they didn't set up properly. I'm like, nine times out of ten, you can see those all computers.
Yes. And I want my boss out, but then I don't want to put myself at risk where it's like- Well, you could make a comment like, hey, I noticed this. Did you notice the possibility? And like, no, don't say you investigated enough to the point where you obviously broke the law, but you could still explain it like, hey, I noticed this and this is something that I had a concern about.
Like, as a recommendation, like maybe- There's a security thing I've noticed. Because we've done no until jobs four where- and they were specific. They were forensic jobs because of insert response. Because they got hacked.
And what they found out they got hacked was because MasterCard, Visa, and Amax had called them and said, hey, guess what? We've turned into the central point of a breach because we've noticed that there's 17,000 credit cards across just one of those three that had been- had had brought on and all 17,000. Like that was the central point of commonality. And then Visa and Amax are the same thing.
And it was because when they set up their wireless network, someone figured out, oh, look, you can break into the POS system and set the front desk. Yep. And they were reading the cards. Why does it go through the network?
Well, and the things that are back office in the front desk is tied to our POS for the restaurant. Yeah, you probably sure are POS. I really like how I thought that naming at point of service would be good. Well, yes, it's still like POS.
Yep, that's how I feel about it. Usually. So what do I- yeah, I'm right there with you. Yeah.
But now if you're bored, what else I'll do? It's actually really good. It's an interesting story. Very interesting.
Yeah, actually. I should have said educational. But I think I'll start saying stories and some of the stories actually, like they're being vague on purple, they have to be. But they're saying enough, and I'm like, hey, what are you talking about?
Yeah, like, yeah. Mr. Roebock can be back. They just did a new trailer.
They just did a new trailer. New teaser. Yeah, well, they released the teaser, but at the track back at the contest, well, this weekend, in New York, they were doing a Mr. Robot season premiere release thing.
Okay, so it should be soon. Because they premiered the first season episode, the first episode of the second season. It's kind of cool because they had all the death fund villages, the Laffetton Village, and all the other people that were working with Mr. Roebock, who had a lot of it.
It was something horrible idea in the organ. You're like, this was a bad idea. It's not the teaching, it's what you do with the knowledge. That's how I have saved my bunch from several things where I'm like, no, I taught that person I do it.
Did you know they did this? Nope. Not my problem. Well, you taught them how to do it.
Right. But I mean, you taught someone how to shoot. You taught someone how to shoot. You taught someone how to shoot.
It's not a complexity. It's not a complexity. I can give you the knowledge. What you choose to do is it is on you.
Speaking of drug addicts. Wow. Well, I suppose it makes sense. You know, he does have a problem.
Oh, yeah. Sorry, he does go on. Harold. Are you watching?
Yeah. Thanks to Facebook and all of the voters on that one. You were one of them, Lizzie. I watched Empire Records.
Yes. Did you not have seen that before? No, there's a re-watch. Did you do that?
You have to rest many days. I'm like, duh. Two days. I don't know.
I mentioned post it. Sorry, we watched. I re-watched Empire Records. There's a glaring bottle in that that I want to bring up.
Okay. Okay. There's several. Which one are you going?
Lift Tyler. That would be my one. I heard drug abuse never gets closer. Oh, no.
It's like a Friday afternoon special. It's just kind of like suddenly. They're like, well, it's like they call it out. Like they just go like, you just just ants on speed all the time.
Yeah. We're in a set book. You're not in drugs. Like from the pills.
And then AJ, who, yeah, is just a boyfriend from the Gilmore Girls. Did you just break Ryan? A little bit. One tree hill.
But like he's like, I'm moving to Boston to go to art school with you so I can watch you do meth and meth. I'm like, yeah. Like her drug rehab never gets paid off. They probably get together and just be drunk together.
I mean he's an artist. That should have been more explicit in the plot that and where Joe's capital is going to come from. Joe's like, oh, boy, I have this place. How will you?
Oh, I'll just do it. I'm like, well, that doesn't work. No, it was established that he saved up enough for the down payment on it. But he thought he was going to use the money to get Lucas out of trouble for losing all of the...
You would have to replace it positive with that. Okay. So he gets 9,000, but actually bad. I've never got that really long time, and I still don't know way too many details about that movie.
And it used to freak people out. You dressed like the nerdy as a Jewish beetle. What do you think I should do? I flip a coin, they're all glued to the floor.
You know, I actually did that with a coworker a different job and the owner got so pissed off. He tried to chip them up and took a big chunk out of the concrete and the lonelier. And you're like, I don't explain my art to you. No, he had to do it with us.
And Rachelle, whenever you want to jump in. No, you're good. She's like fucking fire records. I've not seen it.
Really? No. Oh, it's one of the great Gen X movies. Yeah.
OK, would you still have a VHS player? I've got one of the little white TVs with the built-in VHS from the 90s in my bedroom. Still works? Oh, yeah.
I watch baseball a lot. I haven't got a best buy-over like 20 bucks brand new. Oh, 20 bucks is rip off from HSS. I think it's a leftover for what I live in the HX.
OK. I didn't get a brand new DVD player. I didn't have a plain old DVD player. Not a blue writer.
I didn't get it like 30 bucks. Yeah. I was going to say, my TV's got the built-in, but I also have the Xbox and brand and blue-ray player. So I'm going to put a picture on the TV.
I watched my own VHS tape rewinders. I'm like, if you know what this is, you're old. You know, one of my first off was actually working a blockbuster. And I totally had to rewind all the tapes.
We won that. Yeah. We got that. It did buster last week.
It was like 1,500 tickets. The coolest thing ever got a David Busters was a reaction figure from playing evil three hours. What about the thing that I did that long for her to get these tickets? She just like $10 worth of the drop of coin thing.
And she's like a symbolic kind of stuff. Really like Steve all though. I do like Steve all because you throw things at a hole. Rope, roe, roe, roe, roe.
Like I said, roe, roe, and D. Rope, roe, roe. Yeah, now we only have like 16,000 tickets left. You don't want to get the eraser that you put on the end of your pencil for no reason.
I thought about it for a minute, but that would only cost like 10. That's how I would not have gotten a kit. Then we only have like 15,990 left. Can you get the ring that makes you control Voltron?
All the robots. Oh, I would still get that if I could. What was that from? Dipple.
Yeah. I guess I did. But he gets the Voltron ring. He gets the Voltron ring.
I'm surprised. I'm running a Voltron shirt. I know. He failed this podcast.