Everybody look at bunny bunny has all sorts of things written on her like pig tits and whore look at her go Pull your arms away pull your arms away. Yes, baby diaper sluts. Yes You wrote on her side. I pee myself.
Oh my good, and then oh it was a good day today I know we have we have terrorist prisoner achy And then we're gonna play the game who's inside achy Oh, I think I know the answer we got some guys here, and then of course bunny has her strap on so we could just play who's inside achy Who's inside a lucky charisma you ready? I'm ready. Are you guys ready to show one to three? Following show is for mature audiences only listener discretion is advised and if you don't like it, please go fuck yourself Do you feel your sex life is quite lame?
Scared of your desires might be straight Join the kicky world of play Show where you explore the adventures of a kinky lifestyle sex and perversion recording live from the threshold level of in North Hollywood, California for an ever birded studio. I'm Kathy. I'm company and I'm younger and I'm charisma We don't have Musician 40 years still just don't have the groom no happy what show 153 you know that means we're three away from three years Three years no matter what sticks says we're like stick Okay, so sticks try to do some funky mad because charisma is supposed to do Ficking on the three-year anniversary which is show 156 But she had some sort of scheduling difficulty and then like sticks is like in the shower thinking about shit Like how to be an agent for charisma to get her out of that and he's like you know zero Zero is not the number that you should start from but that three years would actually be 157 So then she could make it and I'm like what the fuck? You motherfucker with your ten gallon cup of ice tea you drag around with you every day Gallons isn't really You know 15 rolls of paper towels equals 27,000 rolls of paper towels.
I don't know please okay perverted podcast listeners in the UK or beyond Outside of America do you have bullshit in your markets where they put things on your products to confuse you that It's not the size that it is like here in America We have a thing now with all fucking paper towels where they put eight rolls of those towels equal 27 rolls of a regular towel And every package is like different fucked up paper towel math is it am I the only one that gets us? I've seen that yeah, it's like you mad about it though. I saw a meme. It's like why do we have to deal with paper towel math now?
It's like you don't even know what you're buying you're like this was good as 75 rolls of paper towels But you're only buying 16 now we have to do with sticks math sticks that sticks math and fucking paper towel math Kathy, I'm just excited. It's been a good day. I think I'm just I'm kind of like I don't think I've had this clear of a day In a long time it was I had just an amazing time with the girls. We went to the park today Wait, wait, wait, wait, you went outside went outside went to a park.
We have a really cool park That's close by that's not all scummy and homeless there were some creepers there But it wasn't really bad and it's just amazing it has this like this giant playground with this like orb chain rope thing That's huge and of course bunny, you know has a crap fit every time we go and there's giant slides with a rock climbing Well, like totally dangerous shit for kids like the slide is like 12 feet tall and it totally shouldn't be because kids are gonna die on it But while it's still there we're gonna take advantage of it because it's all new but yeah So we went there and it was really amazing because today bunny was feeling like a little humility and like what type of plane we're gonna do and kind of set this up in advance and and he was like oh we can do this and and we're kind of working together and Bunny's like well I feel a little humility today and but then of course she pulls back and And so she's like well She has her fairy wings right the little cloth fairy rings that you get that are you know They're really cute and they look good on her and so we're like okay You're gonna wear these to the park, you know, so she's gonna jump around the park and there's kids playing There's a little preschool there or whatever So she kind of stays back and waits for the kids to go in from lunch and then it's damn I'm going into that playground and so it was amazing because she was a little nervous, you know Because we don't want to be being overtly little right around kids, but then we're talking about it And it's like we're not doing anything sexual, you know You're an adult woman wearing some fairy rings with a big ball and you're bouncing on the slide So can you please tell me why that is people climb through the mud people celebrate people climbing through mud on these boot camps or playing These things are jet skiing or whatever But somehow if you wear, you know fairy wings and you have a ball and you want to go in a playground that that's somehow socially wrong So it was a channel, you know, I'm just like no We're gonna go we're going the wings and then I noticed that about halfway through cuz there was some parents looking at her And she's you know, she's she's a tall normal sized woman and she's climbing on these things I'm like, oh, she's having fun. I'm catching the ball We're going down the slide and the kids are looking at her going like why don't I have fucking fairy wings Mom, what the fuck is up with this bitch, you know? I don't think they were saying that mom get me to the fucking 99 cent store buy me some fucking wings or I'll fucking throw a Shale bit in your shoe kids are like animals, you know, they do horrible things Kids are not what you're saying But some of the parents and there was like some big group doing something there and they're kind of like looking over and you of course the whole Time we go to the park. She's like, this is my blanket.
I'll just be laying here You know, I'm not there. She's a middle. She's not a little she's like I'm just gonna sleep until it's time to do something and I noticed that people were looking and then I noticed that it was no longer about Bunny being You know embarrassed or feeling uncomfortable all of a sudden I go gosh This would be so much easier if I just told everyone that she was like, you know, just had a car accident had brain damage or something Oh, my God, that's horrible. So that's why she wants to jump, you know, I'm telling you this is what my fucking thoughts were I'm not telling you it was good or bad.
I get it. These were my thoughts and I'm like, why you're not supposed to do why do I give a fuck Yeah, you know, and I go oh, this is because I'm already the creepy old man And she's already, you know, 20,000 years younger than me So I started I started I go do you feel insecure about this? I start talking with myself and I'm like yeah, I feel like I Had those feelings and I'm like, you know what and I talked to her later about it I'm like, you know, this is this was good for both of us because I need to get over my Worry about how people view me because we're not doing anything wrong like when people wear like dog gags and you know Leather and stuff like that you shouldn't do that in public. There's fucking kids around There's certain things that are sexualized or eroticized that you shouldn't do that around because there's kids around and That's not appropriate, but being a little in playing with the ball I mean that's something that gives her joy and we all enjoy and we're better people because we can let go and do that So why should we?
Why should I feel shame and why should surely why should she feel shame for doing something that gives us so much happiness? So it was really interesting and then go ahead. I was just gonna say bunny. I'll play on play ground with you We got a plate it so then it gets better.
Okay, so now we dealt with that and that's cool So now bunny's like, oh, what are we gonna do and she feels humiliated and of course mew mew She's gonna be a surgeon. She's gonna cut people for a living and hopefully save some lives, but she might kill a few That's just the reality of the surgeon and so sometimes she gets like a little sadistic like me But even more so because she's like, you know, she's like new at it So she's never fucking filter so so I'm like, okay Well, we're gonna go to you know They wanted a hot dog and some pizza and stuff and there's you know Costco and we're gonna go get some stuff And I'm like, okay I want you to wear your wings into Costco and she's like That's so became his old humiliation thing and she's going down the aisle and I'm like where are the diapers in here? It's like I'm not saying where the diapers for you Saying that and she was just just cringing and of course mew is like This is the greatest thing ever look at her face Mu gets so excited at bunnies humiliation that she's like, oh my god I think I just started my period and I'm like you didn't just start your period She's all no, it's around the time I go okay, well you might start your period But most likely you're just wet because bunnies humiliated right sure enough they go into the fucking bathroom. She comes out She's all you're right.
I'm just turned on It's just turned on it bunnies pain and suffering But then 20 minutes later bunnies now in total heat and it becomes just this amazing snort some Viagra get the girls happy Sex fast and so it was just that very cool Just amazing day. So I just a little interruption here sure. Addy are you dizzy yet? No, you're good.
Why does she get dizzy when she's blindfolded? No, some people get dizzy when they're blindfolding. Yeah, so fucking really okay. We'll just keep an eye on her She just goes head first Oh Wait look, I made a jingle for Kathy listen listen Kathy you ready?
Thank you Thank you creative explorer in our last week show a guy from Denmark or Germany or whatever He's like you guys you need to make more jingles. I'm all right. I do need to make more jingles Dabble in that dabble. I'm gonna get in trouble.
Someone recommended the creative explorer comes on the show. I didn't read that way Yeah, why not great? She doesn't give a shit of command. We'll just all just like you by the fucker Love it.
We'll let him put a chain around your neck. Oh, we will not be doing that No, you're gonna edit that part out. What you can't hear that. Okay.
No, we're not it's you know I'll say no, we gotta keep Kathy in a professional mode Okay, yeah, I just have my back, okay, I'll get you back You're back Always have your back very fucking loyal to you. I just can't talk shit and make a fucking great idea What exactly you're back mean to you? Making jingles that are gonna get on there. Yes, boogie.
Hey, you know, it's a wonderful day So wonderful, that's so good. You got a hot chick blindfolded on the bed on the massage table Yeah, just they're just pawn. Acky's just pawn at herself and yeah pulling on her pulling on her skirt all nervous and stuff She's just waiting for you apparently to you know, just do some stuff with her eventually Later you let us know. Oh look, it's even on look.
It's even on the schedule man. I know how to write it It's pretty good. I'm pretty excited about that. I'm going on the chatroom.
Oh We're talking about actually being one-folded. It's good. Look at her Probably she's not covering in a corner, but actually sitting there with with right in the middle right in the right She just flipped up No, we don't have ackies back She's on her own. She's on the cold That's gonna be good.
I went into the discord group. Why did you do that? Well, what were you thinking? Well, I tried to go in and I'm like retard retard retard retard every button.
I'm like And acky's just like oh my god I'm a little bit of a toaster with my face on my face toasters Hi, can you hear me? So you win so I went in she tries to talk me through and and like then it becomes apparent to everyone in the room that oh my god There's fucking idiots here. So nobody know you know, they know me from the show But it's like I've never been in so these people are like why is boogie? This is our chat room, you know, I'm like hi everybody.
I'm Joe boogie from my guys You know your group's name after us, you know, they're like, yeah, get out old man. Oh, yeah Download like you fucking dick. I'm like, okay. Just thought I don't think they did that stop by say hi very welcoming I'm well some of them were but it was funny.
I felt like I'm like I don't belong here I'm like totally not in I'm like I felt like that idiot like that idiot awkward douche That I'm gonna all the pictures there's bunch of people in there and I felt like I'm just gonna make some like really bad You're like, hey, what about Bert Reynolds, you know, and it was just gonna be like yeah, that's that's a totally like two years ago See told you I'm not I'm hip kids. I know they'll just just go back to do the fucking show leave us door discord I tried I tried it was and Apparently could be teaching a wax cloud. Oh, it's not just wax. It's sensual wax sensual wax because he's sensual with No, it's not that's why it's funny because I'm not I'm known for being the mean monster who yells at everyone You are an ogre and and and and just like when I'm topping I'd usually draw blood and leave bruises in places people didn't know they could get Bruises so you're gonna be actually conversation.
We had what wow In my ass crack today you're gonna be mean to a key and then during your wax class you could be nicer It's gonna be sensual That is here on Saturday at 5 p.m. Local time this coming Saturday, so I don't know what that date would be The 12th I wrote it up there age 12 2018 so for those of you ten years from now afterwards I was not gonna be occurring. I don't want someone like flying in from Madagascar Love that little fucking creature little flamboyant creature thing What's that King Julian King Julian? Okay, like don't you know?
I picked hits I don't know okay Well she wanted to be a people she didn't want to be a piggy to theirs. They're gonna be a piggy to be she's like yeah And so oh my god Kathy was so you didn't do that at the park did you know? No, no, no at the park No, we got home and then we stripped your naked and made her put her hands behind her head And then you and I just wrote like filthy things all over that are still all over and she can't wash them off She's gonna have to wear tea. Hi mom.
I'm like hi pig tits. How you doing? You pee yourself should I know about something I'll get new sheets. Thanks mom.
No, she's just gonna cover that up Yeah, I hope so it was hot We put her in the cage and how well it was good good Weird weekends just another day Enlightened or possibly bird-like Just know Who's this Writer this time We mean half writer I am not a hat writer. I say with a straight face. I wrote the doggy style post I remember that you know, do you know that mew? Read that post I was some post I did a long time about what men really think during doggy style and by the way It made number one on kinky and popular on three separate occasions over the span of a couple years because it is amazing writing Okay, it's just can't be whatever, but you know that mew Actually saw that post long before she ever met me.
She was still possibly not of legal age and She's like, oh, that's funny. That's cute. And then later when she finally met all that is me You're that guy. She's like you wrote that you're the guy that wrote that post, huh?
Yeah, I'm not you're never gonna be my boyfriend So now so yeah, I'm not a great writer But sometimes I write shit and sometimes I just write some real shit And this was something I actually wrote a long time ago But it's kind of come back for me and we had another post and then that got canceled today So I'm like I'll just throw something I wrote it get these like whatever I'm gonna paraphrase this and it's a post called these are not real demons These are not demons. They are not alive except for what I breathe into them. They are merely personality disorders I have romanticized the issues and given them a life of their own I have treated them as real people who know things that I don't know about me I believed my own lie. I believe they were real I have done this for me to create an excuse not to grow and to feel somehow special because I'm so insane I now accept that this basically is no more than a tool for self-pity and avoidance of personal growth They are not their own they are mine and that gives me control over them.
That gives me a choice So the concept behind this was yeah, thank you. Yes No, you don't need the concept behind this is for a long time. Thank you. Okay for a long time.
I was a martyr So I was so into like oh, there's no hope for me, but I will help you become happy and you know It was that whole emo thing. I know you hate it when I say emo, but that was pretty emo And I had spent so much time talking about how my brain was trying to kill me and that I was doomed and I had given all these different Voices of negativity Personalities and voices and you know you call them your demons. I mean even though I was an atheist He stole whatever these are my demons and I started believing that I was outnumbered I started believing that I was outnumbered in my head and that all these voices that are saying these different things based on fear Insecurity resentment narcissism all of those things that somehow I was outnumbered and that meant I didn't have the ability to stop that I didn't have the ability to grow so One day when I finally woke up and I said oh, yeah, by the way, you know, these aren't real Things right, you know, these aren't real people these are just parts of your brain that are each of those parts of your brain Some of them are behind your pro your interpretation of processing centers some of them are behind your morality centers And they're all trying to accomplish something They just don't know that what they're trying to accomplish to protect you from this fear thing is actually fucking you worse down the road So I had to start pretty much believing that my brain is not out to get me That only parts of my brain that I have allowed to kind of drive the bus like I talked with with bunny about and everyone about That that it now crippled me and once I put them back in a place of going you're just parts of my brain You're not real demons. You actually don't exist Other than in my mind.
I could then now have power over those voices So you didn't deny they weren't there you didn't push them away. You didn't you know, lie to yourself or others You just put them in a place which is the back of the bus. Yeah, that's what that was a way to deal with them But yeah, I mean I had built an entire life of believing these voices You know, maybe that came from the Christian thing, you know Where you're obviously you're filled with demons and they all have voices and those voices that you're in your head They're not really you though So you're just a victim so you have to you know worship some God or whatever But yeah, I given them so much personality that I was completely felt outnumbered and like I would never grow Funny I was just gonna say that to a lesser extent like maybe not with the voices But I feel like I did that too like back when I was I would use like oh, I'm just like so depressed or awful I just obviously like I use it as like an excuse to continue with self-destructive behavior until finally like the same thing You have to wake up for yourself and decide no, that's not true I get to have power over these things and put them in the back of us and do that with mint chip Mint chip Once the last time in trip drove the bus My chips all drive to the bus. Oh, really?
Yeah, very good. We got to get you some more mint chip Yeah, very good So Kathy viewer had a time in your life where you felt that the voices in your head were out numbering you and Ganging up on you. Yes. Yes.
Yes. I'm related to talk about because it's embarrassing how I got rid of them But would you fart on them? I mean like I got back to the big you found me out But how did you how did you do it? How did you how did you kind of do it back when I I believed in a higher power and I believed in in I don't know that energy had the universe universal energy And so I used to Imagine and visualize and and focus on that and imagine that I was you know getting rid of that bad energy and Wow, it worked It was just so great because I was no longer depressed and and life was actually good for a change And I was enjoying getting up in the morning and though though if you've ever been you know really really severely depressed You know what a change it can be just to wake up in the morning and be happy so sure and then you know once I realize Well, that's kind of not real and there's no such thing as a God and there's no such thing and there's no energy in the universe That's gets attracted to me or whatever and I had to realize I think what I did there is I did it myself see look at that and I did that's what is the amazing But the placebo effect just wore off and for the next few years worried tremendous struggle to try and get that back You're chasing the dragon like a crack at it.
I don't even know what that means But so it's gonna be well, I mean you get that emotional high and then you think that's happiness and that's not happiness That's just euphoria inhalation. It's a nice feeling but that's not contentment It's just kind of you get pumped up and you don't feel bad So then you get excited about not feeling bad and so your chemicals are going for a little while and then in in like The program and you know 12 steps and stuff like that. It's like the honeymoon era where you're just so goddamn happy to not be sick You're just you for you just like I feel great But then reality, you know those chemicals start to kind of like any honeymoon period You know relationship or anything and then it comes down to like oh that was a feeling that helped me get to this place Hopefully to where I can now start looking and taking apart these things so I can make it more consistent So I mean I get as much of the euphoric feeling but I'm now consistent and I'm okay And so the depression is never gonna come back Well, it did take me a quite a while to Climb back out of that and then finally just settle on the fact that you know placebo effect or no you did have the power to do it you do have the power to put those demons because I was really were My demons were those horrible depressing thoughts that make you think you're the worst person in the world And you have no redeeming qualities and why are you even alive right and so it it had I would say I'm definitely climbed out of it Out of that whole time where I came down off of that cloud thinking that wow I'm so awesome because I figured out how to use this energy in the universe and I guess right now I'm desperately trying to do it the normal human way and finding it hard But I always am able to look back at that evidence and go you can't you can't ever pretend yourself Kathy that it can't be done Because you did it you did that's called the that's the evidence right and And yes absolutely that's good any other any thoughts comments Christmas. Oh, I was going to say I've definitely been there I think for me I just had to realize because at one point my Relationships with other people my friendships and otherwise were failing and I had to realize that if I was going to be productive And put into them then I had to challenge myself and prove that I had something to give Kathy's pondering I am how do you prove to yourself that I'm by doing yeah, but evidence shoving it back down and proving it wrong I basically had to like make it a challenge for myself.
I had to be almost competitive in a way That's unusual competitive with yourself. I could I could do that Everyone has different methods. Yeah, and the ultimate goal is the same and I used to I used to make jokes with people Because the mob a it's not it's not personal, you know, it's business But and in a lot of sense when you approach yourself mentally, it's not personal It's brain business, you know those those parts of the brain that maybe they all want something They're all trying to protect you They're all trying to function some of them are a little haywire or they get programmed to be more negative and restrictive But those parts of your brain are not actually trying to hurt you They're not out to fucking get you every part of your brain wants to survive unless it turns into a cancer or a disease Everything in your body wants to survive. It's just when it comes down to your brain There's other parts of your brain that maybe think that they're helping you by protecting you from the thing you're afraid of or whatever When the reality is is that you need to face that fear and deal with that really whatever but that part doesn't know that So don't so don't think your brains out to get you.
It's it's trying to help you. It's just shitty at it It's just not doing it right and when I start realizing that it's not personal It's just brain business then that gave me the power to go Oh, then Then it is possible and like you said then you start getting evidence and those little things we love evidence where all sciencey people The more evidence you have you cannot look back like you said no matter how bad it gets unless you start drinking or doing shit to Be in denial of the fact that you had growth at one or two points of your life You always have that I never have to be I have never been as depressed as I've been in the past because I have all that evidence that I Can I did obviously I can do it again same brain. That's right good stuff, but I think that you drove bunny to the bed I did bunny just left she's just draped over Paul which now It's getting creepy because she heard that somebody else used to strap on their stuffy and now she wants to use a strap on Paul and I'm like no she did she did Snell bondage on she did Paul is now bondage why she well I mean Paul apparently likes type on it So okay, then he's happy so that's pretty cool, but I'm just telling you man. It's getting creepy in here This is from sin as my alibi very cool name I like it and she wrote to us and said I have thought more than once about writing to you So fair warning this email may be slightly incoherent enough a map just like boogie is most of the time That's a dig I'm not consistent or coherent I love you too.
Thanks, but after listening to show when 52 this afternoon I thought this is it now. I have to write to you Kathy boogie and anger. I have one thing I want you to know I appreciate you not only has my long commute to and from classes greatly improved with your wackadoodle nonsense I said wackadoodle. I saw one of the fucker now.
I hope it's a girl. It's a girl. I want to fuck her for sure She said wackadoodle. It's amazing and absolutely inspiring honestly But I've enjoyed every moment so much that I've started to re-listen to your show from the beginning See this is why we have PPZ am echoes because they can't get enough and they go back for more She says the way you approach kink and perversions is great But what has made me stick around all this time is you your stories real life experiences inside banter being in the moment And your obvious care for one another is an absolute pleasure to listen to insert glitter bomb here I can let go.
I'm sorry. Oh, damn it But he's like glitter. Yeah, that is somebody say glitter. I want to go.
That's very nice. That's a wait not done To all of you Kathy boogie under you bunny everyone behind the scenes and creepy who's been a delightful guest host for many Why would you read that now he's gonna be like You guys are just awesome. I love the show keep it up. That's very nice.
Thank you very much Thank you for that nice little big at boogie. Yeah, that was funny. All right. Well, what do we have?
That wasn't the jingle I was gonna play I was supposed to play this one Love is less than nice. You may need some fucking advice right now. Sorry Don't pretend we see right through you you are pulling no one wrong button is not very inappropriate Totally intended to hit that button. This is if you're gonna.
Yeah, okay. What are we doing some fucking advice? No, yeah? Yeah, no, I know what I am going to hear.
God damn it. She nailed it man All right, some fucking advice this is from Fox trot to who wrote to us and she said he was my first Dom We played a total of three times over a three-week time span one evening He told me I was too much that this was too much and he wanted out It left a sour taste as my first experience in cake. King and is that anyone does I pick myself up dealt with it and moved on About a year later. He reached out again to apologize.
He was horny Go on please go on you wanted to try again. I will be honest I was enthralled with the idea of his presence in my life as a chance to explore kink once again But I was cautious I let him know my reservations about him and I was open to rebuilding But would make no promises that things will work out between us from day one. I saw the scarlet red for lags Now this is a long email. It's a kind of what what you can just see like a bunch of people just came in the fucking clown noses on It's Wait, what names can we say can we say buck squid we can say squid okay?
What we can say this guy so just Miguel who was on the show last week? Hello, he's just like I just look in the fucking doors cracked open He's like they were the clown nose on of course ungers like Rose. Thank you They're all in their painting the men's bathroom and they're all covered in paint I'm more painted at the bathroom itself. I would believe it.
I like how you and your girl are wearing matching shirts Oh, we're also having like a role-play thing, you know office. Oh really? Yeah, we're like 95 nice very very good. Is she the one who fucked a stuffed animal?
Don't put this you put that stripe on away. Oh This is not someone's got is someone's got to have Paul's back somebody. I mean, I don't like Paul because he helps her come really good But you know I contact with you when you were fucking her is why yeah, it was a little awkward my Paul Don't just you're good bear. No no still on girl.
Okay. Okay. All right. I just walk in they just walk in here I waited to you to finish me so so she she she you know despite her better judgment She goes ahead and she says yes, and here's here's what goes wrong because she says that they they both entered into this vicious cycle where a Simple disagreement would lead to a huge misunderstanding and practically every conversation like for example She would give him information and effort to explain something right because you want to be clear She wanted to communicate and he would reply with you're making a big deal out of it Like I just didn't fucking get it or she would mention that she mentioned that she wasn't sure that she could keep up with him sexually But and that despite being horny Her sexual frustrated was not direct first person was not directed anyway And he says to her will then bring your tight little body over here She goes I didn't say that I wanted to have sex with you more I mean this guy was just hearing what you wanted to hear so at the end he ends up accusing her of being indecisive And he tells her that that goes hand in hand with mental instability.
Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna use this jingle later But let's use it now I just thought it fit I didn't want to kill the surprise of the next bit But it just does fit because she says at the end of my robe I stood my ground and I cut ties with him I had established a clear picture of what place I was in and when we initially reconnected this wasn't me being indecisive It was me going through the process of decision-making engaging in conversation about when and where and how we do it because it's a two-way street It's called negotiation and communication just because I don't want to have sex with you Go to bed with you in the way you want to does not make me indecisive or mentally wrong my pussy in my mind are mine Not yours for the reaping well Bravo Bravo But I said it for you first off you don't have to make excuses for yourself when someone's just a douche They're a douche you don't have to spend any time don't waste your time Explaining to people that have proven themselves douche that you have to somehow convince them of anything because sometimes when I I've done that to people That's me trying to convince myself, you know So I say it you know and and the other person like I want some validation from someone that they're gonna give me closure And they're gonna like miraculously go you know what you're right I'm gonna start therapy right now because you're right. I'm a douche and I gotta fucking deal with it That's usually what happened if what you want to happen that's not what's going to happen 99 times out of 100 So it's kind of like don't waste your breath just you you own that you probably shouldn't have given them the next chance and it worked out like that just Let them go and and move on you're not crazy because that's what we're doing because no matter what she's trying to explain away The shit that he said in this in this email you can see it He said some shit no she's because she's still trying to figure out she's still went wrong It still fucks with you and here's the thing you and it this is a hard lesson for a lot of people understand particularly people who are You know saying rational and they lead their lives that way and they surround themselves with saying in rational people and they're they're used to intelligent discourse and People listening to you and actually you know, maybe you're taking into account that maybe they are wrong Let's have a discussion about it. It is hard for people like that to understand crazy They don't get it.
They simply don't understand that you are dealing with a crazy person here You are not gonna get what you want you cannot treat them the way you would someone else because they either don't get it They don't want to get it and either way you're the one who's gonna end up just gonna Yeah, they're just gonna keep throwing it on you this is about you this is about you But it's hard but it's wrong it's just about you because you hear these stories and you never really realize you're gonna come in contact with These people you know, they're out there, but you've never encountered them And so you go down your regular path of trying to figure out how do I communicate with this guy and it actually takes you a number of Lessons before it finally hits home and then the next time you see crazy coming at you You know, yeah exactly what it is and you walk away. I'm definitely better. I am definitely better at not sticking my dick and gray gray That is uh, I don't know what I had a ukulele song. I never finished don't stick your dick in gray No, and ladies don't let gray gray stick their dick in you.
It was like it was a little Little that's good. Yeah, yeah That's good. No wait. Yeah, we're talking about this.
What are we trying to make a point? What's funny is that she didn't actually she was I don't even know what I'm asking you guys I just thought maybe you could give some advice. Well, I mean she needed to go through that process It's a shame that when people that you blatantly know are kind of just being a douche that you still have to answer their questions for them And I'm that's why I mean you don't you know, it's wrong Just let them disappear into the wilderness and you go on I mean sometimes there's self-reflection that's needed, but sometimes you just need to go that was a douche They tried to manipulate me. They wanted what they wanted everything that they said to me is likely some with a pre-agend a pre-agend on Yeah, and there's some insane part of your brain that it's no matter what we'll still think I know I can get through this person Yeah, yeah, I got a hundred time.
I the way I see people now I and these were hard learn lessons Save yourself I see myself like looking through the bars of a you know in a zoo going wow this look at that crazy monkey throwing feces I'm gonna go buy some popcorn Good wait I was just gonna say my rule of thumb is You can disagree on something, but if they don't value your input and your opinion they don't value you so get out like straight Yes, that's a fucking me in there. That's fucking straight up mean grins love Right you don't value my thoughts and ideas you don't value me Glitter bomb That would be the other hand the other way She's it's been a while too What are you doing? Where's the strap on where is it is it okay? All right fine All right, let's still blindfolded she is still blindfolded.
Let's get to this fun time now Kathy some Connecticut if you're gonna play in public yes, there is a way dungeon etiquette will be expected From you Do Little Scripps I wrote a script the guy from Germany. I think it was him He was like hey, can you do more jingles and up your game basically like you know kind of little challenge like you know put more links up and stuff Like that and I'm like he's fucking right it's time. It's time three years man. It's time to just push a little bit So I wrote a script so we could get the point fucking home.
I'm not saying we're gonna do good at it But let's do this is now dungeon etiquette Kathy will play the parts of the asshole and I will I don't know it says be so that's are you okay? Are you ready? So we're getting my character if you have your motivation can be an asshole okay good. There's more people come on in right guess we have more people There she is Light downloaded into his phone download light Okay, we're going to do this dungeon etiquette for those of you that just scratch the party They can see and yeah, you got some space on the massage bed and whatever all right Kathy I'm ready.
This is a role play. This is out of dungeon. I'm channeling my asshole. Hi welcome to threshold Can I see your threshold ID?
I don't have it. I'm sorry everyone here has to show their current threshold ID before they can come in Don't you know who I am? You worry fucking doosh that is who you am This whole topic is don't you know who I am if you are in a dungeon and going to a dungeon no We don't know who you fucking am and This is for the type of person that really thinks something of themselves and they think they are beyond the rules It happens it's it's an instinct like say you're known in the community You're somebody maybe you've done some parties and you just think the rules don't really apply to you So sometimes you throw that out sometimes volunteers and sometimes people who are at threshold board members or people like that in the past Have that urge to kind of be like yeah, I mean, you know, I'm kind of a thing here It's not always blatantly douchey, but sometimes it's like yeah, you know, I just say board member. Yeah, that was me Don't we have a board member here?
We do we do so the idea is whatever the rules of that dungeon are you need to follow them And especially when you come to the door at threshold because I've seen it I literally had a sign at the door because people would be like well Can't you just look me up wait a minute? So you mean you want us to have your personal information on file here at the door for a random door person to know your personal information That's what you want us to have up here Yeah, so we can then look when you're too fucking stupid to bring your membership card I've had I've had many a gatekeeper shift here, and I can't tell you them at times I've heard that don't you know me don't you know? I don't know if you're not like that. I don't know if your membership's valid exactly I don't know if you're on the list you know, it's funny about this segment is normally we do dungeon etiquette to tell new people how to Behave in a dungeon because we think clearly you're not using it in this case Yeah, this is what we're talking to you know seasoned King professionals who show up here and think that they're in their entitled to I don't know what the fuck do whatever the fuck they want Well, let's go into our role play.
Here we go. Excuse me now I see you're setting up to do some fireplace in our dungeon Can you explain to me your safety procedures before you start so we can know that you're experienced enough to do this type of play? Don't you know who I am? You're a douche that's who you am Well, I've actually seen this I've actually seen this I had a story very similar to this a few years ago We had this huge party here And there were a lot of events going on at the time and this guy was doing fireplace Got really pissed off because the DM had the nerve to say to him, you know, yeah What are you doing?
You know what the fire extinguishers are he stormed out with his entourage of girls and when I walked out to say What's what's going on the girl actually look at me and point saying don't you know who that is who knows fire play? I mean, why would you guys ask me this and I was stunned by the level of stupidity of that question Don't you know who he is it I'd heard it before I'd heard the people say that but this was my friend I like profane Cheerios remember him. Oh my god. I remember Okay, let me give you a little tip that you can share with people If if somebody asks you if you know the safety procedures, that means they don't know you they don't know you know So that's the hint that you're not known in that dungeon and you can't assume that you're known and when you're in a dungeon where somebody asks you Hey, do you know what the procedures are because we default to the safety of the bottom and a lot of people come in here as experts said a little finger quote things experts Wow buddy experts.
I mean I have to explain it cuz you know it's ready experts experts and they come and maybe they've seen some YouTube videos and they're not experts they don't know how to do things safely They are a danger and our DMs at our club and many clubs that I've heard of do not take people at their word all the time So they will ask you what are your procedures? Do you understand this or have you just watched a YouTube video because we don't know you and if you are that experienced person? Which I nine years I've been here I do a lot of different types of play that I've been doing for a lot of years and I have a certain level of experience in those Plays I still have to answer the DM's question every time I start a play Especially when it's a new DM that doesn't know me yeah or a new gatekeeper who has no idea You're used to coming in and out and in and out because you're the board member Right and suddenly there's a new gatekeeper there you get asked for I did it when I was coordinator There was a new gatekeeper there and I did just because it's an instinct. Yeah, I live here.
I have the keys here I know intimate details of the each toilet in this place I know everything and and it's like who are you and I'm like oh I'm boogie I'm here and now do you have a membership card? And I literally I I stopped because I knew I knew I was gonna get the jingle if I said it and I said you know what it was And I was in the motor home town. I said thank you so much for asking I'm gonna go get it and I stopped my little butt hurt and I realized they don't know you if they ask they don't know you And when you come in and you act like you own the place then in my opinion you're probably less safe That's my that's true. We have one more.
Oh God. I wonder how this one's gonna end I just wrote down my peeves today. These are the things that I've seen the peeps Pardon me. We don't allow cell phones in the dungeon.
Can you please put it away? Yeah, I'm just sending a quick tax I'm not taking pictures. That doesn't matter. You need to put your cell phone away right now I don't even want to hear Oh When you are in any dungeon their rules are the rules that you follow a and in regards to cell phone rules Which a lot of dungeons have a cell phone rule because it is not just about the privacy and whether you know You're taking pictures or not it is the perception of privacy of everyone that is in that dungeon if you have your cell phone out while people Who have sensitive jobs and families and volunteers, affiliations, religious village whatever They are not going to be comfortable when you have your cell phone out when they are in a situation of play sexuality and that type of thing So even the hey, I'm just gonna turn it off.
Yeah, my text is no good It's not you're fucking the thing put it away right there Do not have that out because it is the perception of privacy. I've seen people leave before I've seen people leave because people pull out their cell phones They're like what am I doing? I'm gonna lose my goddamn job, right? And that's shitty you are a shitty douchebag Do not do that please really are all your peppy these are just so much and whatever There's there's dungeons that you'd have your phone out and there's you know, of course There's dungeons where you can get drunk and jack off on someone's foot if you like that's not the dungeon high-coats it's so much Just gurve Aware not jack enough on your foot then you prove Jesus Christ What is next doing in a hunger's place what six just migrated over to ungers?
Oh, I know is under Aggies all tied up all I know is achy is not wearing panties She's staked out and she's blindfolded and in for the past like half hour meu has been lifting her skirt and showing me But I just want to say thank you meu. Thank you very much. This has been good and now hunger is what's going on there? I'm good.
She looks so sad about that. Wait. Wait. We got a demo mic or something.
Wait. Okay. Just put it Wait, so so uncle just decided wait, let's put it if you're gonna just start playing with her There's a she's roped her up and now he's got a ready. He's got a hit hot gi out there wait We should play this jingle then if this is what's going down No, I don't think not for achy Of course talk to the mic don't talk to me No, we have not There's the tachy Like hunger more every day I like a manger's mean I bet she's gonna knock over my shell So she's blindfolded so she doesn't know who's here doesn't know who's here, but she did hear people walk in We're gonna play who's inside of a key Look at she's Spread and there the only problem is under is between her legs and his ass is like to feed for my face Hot I like what you want to wear, but I do want to stick a pencil in the crack So those fun.
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