Two hello home everybody and welcome to this very special Halloween episode the h3 podcast It is I a rabbi Klein to greet you the world the the temple's greatest Cantor the can't there is the one that sings during a service now as Tricia Paytas had noted I am a acidic Jew so I thought that I might as well look the part here today on Halloween My beautiful co-host isn't here. Ila. Where's Ila? Oh?
My goodness that OJ Simpson I brought you some sorry not that she brought out a night. I brought you a banana for your feeling window Okay, thank you a banana is much more comforting than a knife So you can sleep in the jar and so wow okay Simpson. You're not wearing your oh shit You forgot to wear your glove you love you want to try that again you want to come in again? No, you should come in again because the gloves are very funny.
They're there I mean they are murder evidence, so I mean the gloves really make the part so let's do that again No, no, it's good. This is good. This is entertaining. Go ahead.
Okay, and I said oh, where's my beautiful co-hosts? Oh, it's okay Simpson. He's got his gloves on. I hope you didn't No, the knife comes first.
I hope she didn't murder somebody with weight you gave me the knife and kept the banana Okay, okay. Just gave me a knife. I don't know how to feel about that and he's wearing leather gloves Do they fit or are they too small on you? They're too big.
They're too big. I don't know what that means What's clearly not mine? Well, OJ is obviously an alleged murderer. He was equated in court But he did lose in civil court, so I think we can all pretty much make a conformed decision that he is a murderer So good for you.
You know I want to show off you want to you guys want to come make an appearance too? Because your guys is your outfits are but let's cut to Zack. So because he can't really move Do you know who he is? That looks so good.
Oh my god. He's haloed by light. He has a pendant show your pendant The gays is really a he's wearing a white blouse This is a move to the left or right a little bit because he was buying you The gays of miracles a bratzo Bratzo Zack really pulls off the bratzo. Yeah, who back on Zack?
I am so anxious now. There you know I feel calm You're really good at not smiling. Oh, but I feel like the gays of miracles I was gay and then he gazed at me and I'm straight now. Am I saying a little lip twitch?
You want to read what's on the sign behind you? It's pretty funny. Mm-hmm. Go ahead.
Well, yeah Come on every time you turn off I get anxious. I'm gonna read it for Zack. You shouldn't turn around. You get gazing to her It says experience bratzo's loving gift this gentle man from Croatian named bratzo has a remarkable gift that has helped countless lives People come seeking help from life's difficulties health problems relationship issues and more and how to figure it Just by looking like it cures all that by doing exactly what's actually right now Yeah during during group-gazing sessions with bratzo visitors describing touch by an invisible and silent power Which opens them to new and positive possibilities as they assimilate this power Oh results in a greater inner joy peace and healings life transformations and even miraculous experiences so many share excitedly I feel this is kind of weird.
There was a bit on there that I thought was funny where it says he he does like nine sessions Gazing session schedule nine sessions daily Yo, he he gazes nine sessions a day and they're 30 minutes apiece that motherfucker stands on stage for like five hours They just gazing at people man. It's so epic. Okay. Well good job.
Zack is looking like a thousand percent damn What do we got from you from me? You should you got to give the whole body What do you have your rabbit ass mind? Yeah? Oh Shit Is that raw is that the raw raw is the raw?
Right clicking on the glass. Oh, yeah, I think you have to stream like a you know dying animal Yeah You look really good Come here come here. Yes. Yeah Because you look I saw it down.
I was like dude. That's Bradbury's got the band Danny's got the crazy hair The blouse really pulls it together man Talk nice to me dog. All right. Thank you, Dan Ethan Bradbury and finally Definitely how do they say last but certainly not least we have Ian the employee?
Let's go. Yeah, baby. This is me when I'm so flow You want to do the line his mics not on I won't lie. This is definitely me when I'm a on camera awkwardly Can you know can you do another one with this is definitely me when I got a P I Won't just don't sound by me.
I know you guys well well. I love Ian's though. Everybody is Keeping it 1000 over here, you know I and by the way the his c2jue outfit is incredible and I give it up to Dan and Ian who went on a mission impossible yesterday This is all do it yourself They put this all together so I thought the hat was real like expensive Yeah, this should do the Jews really should they shell out a lot of cash for these outfits They wouldn't expect anyone to actually want to wear but there you have it Fredo really wants my glove so I'm giving him. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Oh my dog ate my murder My murder evidence So today the big thing we've got here is a Halloween candy taste test tier list which I am so excited to bring to you guys I haven't had a lot of these can't here. We go. We've got all these almost get into that later But before we do I'm so excited you guys I want to watch to honor something our outfits who we are for example Elas banana gag is of course OJ Simpson's classic Gag where when he was being accused of murder some of the interview I don't want to talk about it anymore. Just did you do it?
No, I didn't Oh After we finish the OJ said did you do it? Nope? Nope? Nope?
Did you murder two people super? Volk finally? No, uh-huh wasn't me. He's like all Jovial about it He had a surprise for me, and I genuinely was surprised.
I think it was his idea of a joke and this is it Man if he wasn't a man, I don't think Hey, it's what it will would you like to die? Hey to the world. You know what I always think about OJ I always think does he get girls Because imagine like like imagine being in a relationship with OJ because he killed his ex he killed the last person I think not only does he get girls. You know he got out of jail because he has so many friends people don't want to believe Oh, well the jury He didn't convict him because they thought it was just a conspiracy.
Yeah by the police I think you get girls basically you think that some girls are kind of into the little bit of like Charles Manson Yeah, that's if he got that's different though because he's like not in denial, but I wonder if it's a little like a Exciting it's like oh shit is he gonna cut my head off? Oh, no Thrilling maybe I'll lose my head tonight, you know girl there are some weird fantasies and of course to honor Zach's excellent outfit We must look at Braco whose gaze is such a miracle that he actually you can call in Skype and Get a gazing session via the internet because I mean let's be honest I got like this can't be everywhere at once and his power and majesty is just too great You must be shared with the world and therefore on Skype You can call in for a nominal fee of $20 or whatever it is and watch him gaze live from his spot in Croatia It looks like a spot doesn't it says gentle life with that What do you say see it such gentle? He does have gentle eyes and so do you that's why you're such a great broad I think this is just five minutes straight of this though. You get the idea But what I'd like to show you is one of my favorites braco in America He made this world tour in America, and it was just a thrill It's just such an exciting time for everybody here in America the time for miracles.
It says you can cut the Zachary Is now Within ten seconds. I saw him shapeshift. No people really come in their own. They get a sense of power They stand taller.
They stand full. They glow they have purpose. It's just like a shower of gold and he has just like a car He has a horror of like middle-aged semi-attractive women that are obsessed with him and travel with him like Ruby But like this girl on the right is one their eyes are all a little too wide I think the lesson is that there's a women out there for anyone OJ's anyway, I think he probably pulls like hands though Well, so is that so the message to the end so yeah, I'm gonna say Jesus braco figure out I went to see my mom why do these people all look like they're from like the same like like a low-income public housing facility Go ahead and stereotype these people. Okay, maybe mine was actually disagree.
What do they look like deal? They look like that at all they look like they have way too much money. Yeah, no, they're all broke No, they're not look at this guy. Oh, you're shooting on broke people do I don't bro.
I don't know bro people Mm-hmm who has a fuck look at this guy my spine and also fuck my hips around and stuff No, these are people that they have a lot of free time on there exactly now these people are bougie They're going to it. Did you just refer to a dude with a mullet who's drooling and the cost of bougie? This guy doesn't have a Y. Boogie.
Yeah, the bounty hunter. Boogie. Oh It's got it's always not boogie. Sorry But then the next day I went to see my mom and I walked in the hospital and she was walking down the hall I brought those gays is such a so powerful that he gave that this guy and I made his mom walk.
That's crazy powerful gase That's crazy. I'm with a nurse on each side and they're all going my god. This was a miracle She just hot up this morning and wanted to walk in and eat breakfast. She hadn't eaten anything But I like a couple little something for a month.
Yeah So this is one of his other members of his heart with eyes just a little too wide open semi-trapped at middle age I bet you he gazes he gazes somewhere else for them You know I'm saying what happens if he gazes at their genitals doesn't touch them doesn't like do anything like a Kind of lingus, but he just gazes at their their genitals. Do you think that could bring them to an orgasm? Yep Probably they do those sessions on Pornhub not in Skype Geysosexual get brought to sexual gays. I had some spontaneous spawn on miracles happen for me.
It's just this guy You know So this is a real gazing session the music is just playing on a speaker. They have their hands over their hearts like he's the American flag and And that's it. There's no meat and greed or anything by the way. He just walks up there and then disappears Go easy.
He hasn't spoken publicly in over a decade. It's like one of the things about him Bro, my god You know they do they don't give you a head on gays because they're like look you got to pay for that head on gay boy We give you a side gaze my dudes Anyway, that's brat so so zap once again pulled it off. We're very bad. It's a sec Sweet young zak we call him here for green Green and great.
He's got the gays. He's got the light. He's haloed. I'd pay ten bucks to walk to do it We do it the dead air contest that is definitely gonna win or you're not impressed It's like not even smiling.
It's not zag's job to talk how he of course he's gonna win that air Well, if we all did it, but it's if that if that air goes on it's my ass Are you saying I can keep it straight face she's saying you can you could yeah? You're talking about just a stare down. Yeah, that's not dead air Well, that's what we called it when we did it like you want to do that right now You want to do that right now? No, but is that air just like try to make the other person laugh?
You know what I mean? That's not that air. It's just a staring contest. I guess that air is there's no it's live on the show That's why it's dead air.
Okay, let's move on. This is starting at the dead air with words So phloan tonio look we all know so phloas, but there's one there's one there's classic one is almost too graphic to even watch What is he up to today? Does anyone know? Yes He posts regularly on Instagram.
Here's a read one and see what we got here so flow He's in later housing Why he's in later housing October fast for the success excellent and here's got a mask on Looking like a little height East and that's four days ago. Yeah, he's very current. Oh, he's first class Wow, does he have a baby? No, please don't please please please please please don't let him have a job So proud to be your uncle.
Thank you Please dude. I can handle you having a baby good. I can't believe he's still rolling in it He's so neck deep in all these weird Facebook scams Easy to get addicted to travel when you get free first class flights travel hacks bullshit What's he got here? What is in this bowl salmon gross?
I won't eat Yeah, but what's rolled up here? It looks like salmon because he was an Asian. I thought that was a carrot That didn't care it who serves a carrot like that looks like logs. Yeah Can you imagine anything raw fish on the plane?
I don't care what first was it not? You know here is first class again I Wonder if the lady behind me was thinking the same thing is there anything the world more rewarding than this? What's rewarding about what do you mean dude? No, the girl's not thinking that anyway, I get down the cell flow hole and I just get escaped and of course Ethan Bradbury That was a famous actress find him for real.
Yeah, I think that was L fanning Hold on. Let me open this back up now. I want to say yes costo me. Yeah pull up pull up Well, I mean as we do this That's so good.
That is really I'm super proud of you for pulling that one off now Why is he got this girl candidly in the back of his photo anyway? Yeah, zoom in again. I'm I'm pretty sure that's L fanning Yeah, what's your name? Oh, someone tagged her in here.
Oh, yeah, there you go. Oh, that's not cool. So he knew it was her Yeah, he was just trying to like flex probably because why would he frame it so that she's randomly there? I've never heard of this girl, but yeah, that's definitely her.
Who is she? Related to Dakota fanning? Yeah, it's Dakota fanning sister, but she's been in some pretty good movies. Let's see she's been in this Maleficent Maleficent that's oh she's been in a hell of Maleficent's The new yeah, okay.
There you go. Good job. Uh so she wasn't super eight. I'm sure she's wondering is there anything in the world?
More rewarding than travel. She's probably on the way to work. Yeah, okay. Let's get him out of my life She spent too long talking about so flow Um and of course Ethan Bradbury who we honor and love I can't say single bad things about the Ethan Bradbury other than that he was race baiting and for a good couple years Uh, but other than that we can certainly we can certainly look past the race baiting when you consider this Yeah, baby.
Sorry what what race baiting pranks? Oh We got all that stomping on black people's Jordans in the hood, but he had your mind That's what I think Dan. You can't wear a undershirt under that. I don't know what's a good point.
Yeah You guys it's all about that. He's the breeder in confidence. It's about that's a swagger What I sure is that like who wears I mean, it's like a like me anything or like an Armenian He broke it I love that Can you give us one of your come on forget about it? What do you have your mind raw?
Yeah, oh Water oh, it's new. Thank you what then I don't really want to hurt my throat Do it like him yes, you're a scream earlier All right, she is forget about it This is my favorite in Bradbury moment. This will always be my favorite. Oh, I got some new stuff now Bradbury's yeah At the end of their prank most trying to say thanks for watching and Ethan starts threatening him and fucking crazy Anything do you think I have a question a very serious question for the charity stream Ethan mo can we get a live regular?
What if we have a regular ritual like every 10,000 What should we do to salads because they voted to have salads on they did I think we should chemically castrate him well Because castration obviously is too violent so you can give him some kind of drug that will make him infertile for left No good well discuss it with them, but I like the idea of having a regular ritual Does it look better like this you look like this? Well, you do need to be able to talk yeah, whatever we do have more well, you're right we do have a Regular 101 you know Bradbury's been keeping up the regulars He's been on every day on Twitter to having a regular ritual and that that crazy guy actually kept it up He made it all the way to 100. I'm happy to say you got a lot of support and love to 3,000 likes And get over the high How many coffee machines does he go yeah he goes through a lot So okay, I was like wow that was a great one of the 100 of the regular but wait there's episode 101 is even more epic So he's he's pledged to continue on So funny Let's go that he's that about cot dude. He's kind of becoming like bringing a cult follow I feel like before the regular here I mean he's really look this has a thousand like people are getting into the Ethan Bradbury But like I said something I said just nutted I'm not gonna play his probably music on it, but what it's Ethan anything singing some song like I could Boy if I wanted to but I don't want to But yeah, Ethan Bradbury's coming to You know his own man I think we need to get a petition to get them out here for the charity they've been good to the mothers I made sure do I hear a regular Well, anyway, let's get to the I've got a lot of fun stuff to watch, but let's get to the Halloween Andy Taylor show up for the break.
We gotta break in five minutes. Oh Any new OJ to show or no, it's all the same bullshit Just go for the world. Hey, Twitter world. So you know this football team So this about this and I'm out here golfing and eating sushi and remember how I killed two people back in the 2000s Oh, well, that was crazy.
What was it really that long ago? Hey Twitter world I killed two people back in the 90s and I also stuck up a Las Vegas pawn shop or some shit like that at gunpoint I went to jail for that one. He made a Halloween one and he actually has a lot of likes. It's kind of like He always did no, this is more than here.
Let me look him up. Oh, Jason The real usually I mean usually you can get about three thousand forty four thousand yeah You motherfuckers know he's a murder. Yeah, let's see what the comments are. Oh, J.
Justice Patrick Holmes following Patrick Holmes right now I don't know the stuff He sees this I don't understand all these these sports references. So I really don't know This is me. Oh, J. Mahomes now.
I know a lot of you fantasy guys out there wondering if I'm gonna play this week well Oh, they tells me I shouldn't he says should wait these 10 days get that tender ankle and that tender knee I don't know anything I'm really what I do know that he murdered two people with 99.9% certain Hey, what about it's just me chilling in my yard? Well, my ex wife and her boyfriend are in the ground dead. Okay, take care Well, then well while we wait for the break Dan the break God tells us when when we're break I just love I don't I really love the interrupt are we loving dr. Phil or cuz I remember not liking dr.
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Phil I always kind of dislikes him because his content is just so trashy But all of a sudden I think we do we like dr. Phil no cuz watch this video Now I've been seeing some birds in my comments that I need to ask you all about so um like visco girl bro his head has so much makeup on it like A dome like his bald ass dome has makeup on it. It's epic as fuck I don't know that's the S the young girl or visco girl or Skis skis skis By the way, is that was that was the sit skis skis skis from jeff goldblum or is it predate him? Wait, what's the day asked jeff goldblum?
What he thought about the spider-man? I don't know I think it's related. What the fuck is it then because I don't know what it is. I don't it's been around for a while.
Ian. It's like Ian keep her culture. Do you have an explanation? I think it's like ha ha ha type thing But when you're typing on a phone s and k or like in that position left and right so as people just mash it I think so hold was jeff goldblum actually referencing the six six six six No, was I really are you sure because he goes six six six and I'd never heard any play it.
I think it's completely unrelated Well here let me tell you this clip which I love by the way Why do you think spider-man is such an important part of the episode? It looks better so it's happening. This guy's on drugs. This is the first time I've heard of it.
No I'm crestfallen Sks save what you just said Yeah, I was just uttering that Go meet exettering wait, how is jeff goldblum not like microdosing acid right now? He might be I think he's that he's like the cool dad. I kind of want a microdose LSD in like 30 years every day Yeah, he does doesn't he I think he does microdose Watch how he's looking at her Come on. How can he be that much of a character like he doesn't even know what she's gonna ask him Look how he's staring at her so and family big as he probably Asked all this different questions Or Co-produce spider-man so it's looking like spider-man may I'm not a business person you're speaking whenever you say is Greek to me, but all these the mountains of The mountains are breaded choraya Is making it up.
It sounds like god would be good. I thought he was making some actual like reference to Greek mythology To go on a suggestion something hold on I do think that he is referencing something It's going really slow right now. Yeah, I know that too. What's happening come on Uh, okay, all of the suggestions are things related to chub-cubum.
So I don't know I got a micro does these the mountains of I don't know I'll work out. I'm sure Well to be fair, I think that he's actually not high on anything is but you might be Ela that guy's fucked up on some Decided already that is gonna make fun of whatever she's asking I'm sure that I mean that question that she posted didn't really deserve a more dignified response than that Anyway, he might not be the first you know, so he's like, oh, maybe he gets asked out like a trillion times today Oh, you think he's heard of it like a trillion Anyway, how did we get here anyway? Did we have that on a sound bar? Oh, I want dr.
Phil saying it. Oh, well, no, we don't but we can't nobody cares about that original You know what I mean? I need this should we show the original for the And then there's one that says and I I got a feeling that somewhere in there. This is way inappropriate.
So you're probably getting a really big hoot out of this. Um, so Let me know. I love and all the answers are just total like meme trash like I don't think he got any A genuine answer and like the millions of comments. You want to watch the original and I and I oop we do have to break now Oh, well now I'm so sorry to interrupt.
Sorry. It's 30 seconds long This is the original and I oop for all of our wonderful views at home Or I don't want to be nobody fucking babysitter Hey, sometimes I may want to get fucked up being carried to the car. Let me see my bad. See I've done many a times Today I want to get fucked up and drive.
No, no, I mean I'm already fucked up. So we talked about my bad thing a couple hours and oh Look at the eyes. They look like down the makeup I see my balls Yeah, that's a that is a powerful moment That's definitely a name worthy moment. All right Let's take it to a break when we come back.
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Okay. So so yeah, what do you think that it's a little questionable? I don't have a problem with it. Yeah.
Well, what if probably well because you know you do it on Halloween like I What if you get drunk and then you start being making me and like because you know they would be like oh Let me break some change for you. Oh, did I give you the wrong change? Uh, you know like Yeah, well I don't know to tell you how he's exception. Did you yeah, did you hear about the new Jewish car?
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Do you know why uh? The look that's for you. You could be a rabbi. Yeah, dude.
I totally could rock this bro You know the thing about jujokas that they're funny But once you start doing my call of costs and gas jokes, those aren't funny. You don't snack during a show All right, let's start so we've got the candy tier less. Okay, let me introduce you These are all the classics we could possibly think of and I think we have pretty much everything here candy corn tootsy roll Snickers milk duds jolly ranchers M&M skittles butter finger starburst Whoopers whoppers baby Ruth Hershey's nerds kick cat hot tamale dots crunch almond good. Yeah, you fuck Yeah, I love that shit.
Um, um joy twix Reese's peanut butter cups and of course junior mince We haven't all right here. Ela. Have you tried most of these or no? You're in the dark on a lot of these so that's got to be kind of exciting for you And a lot of them.
I definitely never tried and a lot of these I haven't had in I mean decades, you know So we are all prepared to rate these the guys. So is this specific to Halloween? These are Halloween candies Yeah, this is what you would find in your Halloween bag for the most part cool Yeah, so let's start with the candy corn because this is a very controversial one now. How familiar are you with candy?
I've seen it in stores. Yeah, so people it's really trash on candy corn There's a lot of love lost for the candy corn and so well, let's just you know give it a shot I mean, you know, it's kind of waxy But I don't like it. No, see I like the candy corn. Thank you I actually do like the candy corn.
Why don't you what do you want about it? I don't like the flavor I guess just tastes like sugar. You don't sugar You but you like corn I don't like it. I don't like how it looks.
I don't like the texture. Hmm. So how so let's well, you know what? Are they gonna write to?
Because candy corn is like the most classic Halloween candy. No matter trash. You always see it at this con section I mean for me to see what I have their scandies. I hate way more than this one to for me This chocolate head back here, but love it.
Oh, they love it. I didn't get it back in the end I'd give it a seat too. Yeah, I'd probably go beat here. It's not beating shut up because I have to like five pieces like you're over Yeah, it's not be come on.
Okay, so but we should get a D I guess we got out voted then no, but the consensus which it is a democracy. Okay, not really but I think candy corn gets a D So candy corn's aside. Now. This one is gonna be controversial because next we're doing jolly ranchers now There's nothing I hate more in my candy pouch than a jolly rancher.
That's gonna take forever to it Well, you can spit it out. Okay. I hate jolly ranchers. It's so boring It's so lame.
They get all nasty too because the wrapper when you throw it in like a pouch with all this crap It collects all this dust and schmodes and I love it. I just never liked jolly ranchers. It's too sour I'm gonna say for a long time. It's too hard.
I'm not into the girl around your I love the flavor But I know people like it. Am I the only one? I? Definitely like your interest.
Yeah, sorry. Well, we are Yeah, I love all the right here You like the other answer? I think you're alone in this one. I'm surprised.
You don't like it. I like it. I put it on a tear Yeah, 80 or 80 for me. I can't do that.
Well, you're the only one so yeah But I'm I'm the one with the mouse A tier what was your ranking because you got to go up because of it Jolly rancher if it was up to me. I'd give it a I give it a E. I mean seriously. I just Hate it.
No way. I give it a seat. Let's just say see it's always a So it's not going up to be no You guys all give it a yeah So do you guys agree that be then yeah, I think that's fair. That's my first thing.
I think see okay You can convince me see Okay, we should go be we gotta move through this, but I think that you guys really are misjudging this I don't know that these tier lists work on a democratic scale Yeah, well it makes people at homeless piss because if I put Jolly ranchers in F everybody would download the video So maybe it's good next up. I let's say I mean skittles taste the rainbow, right? This is gonna be controversial. I've had this I'm not a fan.
I love skittles, but I'll tell you the problem with skittles At first great delicious. Oh, you're like mega snacking your lips right now. There's a rough. Thank you for wearing me But once you get to the bottom I just turned into like granulated sugar disgusting Like I can't agree with you.
There's an arc to it's good. Can you it starts as like S tier in a drop right? It turns into like chewing gum. Yeah, yeah, you're right about that so It depends on the type of skiddle.
Yeah, it always looks like Eminem and then I'm disappointed when it goes in my mouth and it's not Eminem So I don't know skittles. I feel like I think that's a classic. I think skittles is a B I wouldn't give it a turn on Jolly rancher. I'll tell you that I give a seat.
I give a seat too. Yeah, I see you say I go eight Really? Yeah, I think we have to get it's like comic. It's glass.
It's skittles bro. You can't rate jelly ranchers higher than skittles I won't allow it. I simply won't allow it. I can't even see those candy coins at the This is so controversial.
I had a feeling that this is a It's so interesting how we have the I first of all the candy thing is like the ugliest candy on really I like it It's awesome. It looks like a piece of corn. It's so dope. That's the top so depressing I do wonder if there's gonna be one candy that we all agrees the shit.
That's what I'm interested in. You know, yeah, I think that happened with the 20 We have here. Yeah, let's just I mean further for the sake of of The classicness of skittles. I just I can't go lower than a B.
Okay, let's get my moving I'm a fan of dots here. Let's go this old shit. I love dots. I love the name already.
It fucks your mouth up It makes you basically need to go to the dentist after chillin on it. I've never had dots. Go ahead When I had a when I had dots in my bag my trigger treating bag I went for the dots for almost every time Good, but it's a very accessible candy Thoughts Definitely fucks your mouth up. Yeah, fuck your mouth up.
It takes a week to get everything Um, I think that's a C You and I have very similar candy Anyone else I'd give it an ask What is one of my favorite candies now? You just get you just bust I love the glow is still glowing Every time this wishes act the music and the welcome's on it's awesome Ian go ahead and speak up on what I don't want to ask your opinion for after your easy what I hate this candy What do you hate about that? Because I take a bite and I won't get it out of my teeth at December. Yeah, well then I think we got to ask on top You got an F on top.
I think we got to go with the see then. I think that's only fair. I'm happy with the see Do we agree? I think it's fair.
Yeah, I think it's middle tier. Yeah, honestly Next up. This is another controversial one. I know people have strong opinions about this next one nerds nerds.
Ela have you had nerds? I think I have before there's just these tiny little kind of sour Crayon dude. They come in this little box. Yeah, I love the little box.
They're sour. I mean hit that I always look at the full package, you know, I get sold if I like the package, okay And I do like the little me personally nerds was always left at my bag bottom of my bag because They're just whack. It's like these they're like chewing on little stones It's like if you picked up gravel and put it in your mouth like I don't like them They're too sour. I just don't do it for me.
I feel like it's not a It's not like a classic like it's not on the level of some of these class nerds are classic for me It's more like fun. It's like a funny. I mean here's the pandy if you're wondering Oh, that's not one. No, it's a classic.
You'll end up with like 20 of these. It is a little box though. Normally. Yeah, that's like a big box And you shake it up.
Yeah, so go ahead you guys. Oh, they read this. I don't know I like nerds. I like sour candy.
I put it like an A or B personally they're up there. I was gonna go with the C For me they're they're D. I know that's controversial. I'm going D too.
Oh, I give them an E Yeah, so the consensus that nerds suck Well, not I mean, I think it's a D based on consensus. We're taking a couple of years. I feel very nostalgic eating it I don't know why I never had it as a kid, but I feel like It's the colors. They fool you with the colors.
It's like nostalgic colors, but Just criminal center is candy. Yeah, it's not no the corn has to go down. Yeah, I agree The corn needs to go up. I agree with the iron the corn should be up the corn should be C rank and the nerd suck They should be D.
No way. You guys can't rock the boat. The nerds are D and that's fine. That's insane.
Okay, my mind Fine candy corn and nerds are of people and corn. This is crazy. Kind of be under Man, you guys are just wrong. I feel like my Billy.
Okay, so this next one has always and forever been one of my favorites When I go when I would go to a theater as a kid I would get junior mitts my one of my favorite episodes of Seinfeld the junior Yeah, all right It's chocolatey. It's mint. I love chocolate and mint combo the centers a little coming So what I like to do is you can fridge them a freezer and it becomes like it's not It firms up but Junior mitts So for me junior mitts is like a great adult candy. Does that make sense?
I like it nowadays Okay, I don't know if it would have been my thing as a kid. I love it as a kid. I'm just mature for my age What do you guys think of junior mitts? I'm not a big fan of mint and chocolate, but cycle But I but I recognize that that yeah, exactly that I'm not in the majority there and it's a well put together candy So I won't really dock it too many points.
It's not for me, but it's I put it like be your seat Yeah, D or C or C or C go ahead Come on I'd give it a I'd give it a C Ian. Yeah, I'm feeling C as well. I Can't give it a because you guys are pulling me down I think B but I think it's fair for you. What is what I'm just I'm so curious what's gonna make it to the top This is exciting you guys.
I already have my eyes on a couple. I think I know the thing is that The chocolate are always better, but do we have here everything? Everything's there everything doesn't look like it. You know, I'm all I'm all you've never had hot tamales.
Yeah, it's a funny name It's one of my all-time favorites all long side junior mitts I used to get them at the movie theater You can eat them real fast and they're hot or you can suck the heat off and then your taste with it's really delicious I'm going to go right. It's hot right. I'm having these in the 20 years brother It's cinnamony spicy. No, you don't like it.
It's an experience. It's fun, right? It's it's really good I want to say it's tasty. What but I would I don't think I'm a fan of the flavor, but I like the experience interesting So what does that mean?
Probably a C backstage Yeah, maybe Ian and Zach help me. I'd give it an A. Oh, me too. It's like a burn so good like I need a lot of them I love how small is now?
Wow Ian fucked it up for a What what what I actually read on why do you guys rate it so though? I don't like Yeah, I don't like The cinnamon flavor Some of my favorite gum big red gum like any other sounds like a C then yeah, that's a big compromise, but all right a big compromise Come on. I put a B You think it should be a D. No, no, I want it to be an A, but yeah, and I put it a two I mean that's C is a If I'm looking at if I'm looking at our choices so far, I think this is like a very scientific You know how they say there was this experiment where You put a jar full of a lot of stuff like you guys have all probably seen this where you feel a jar with jelly beans And everyone guesses how many jelly beans there are and a lot are super far off and some are really close But when you take everybody's guess and average it it's always almost exactly right the group decides correctly And in that spirit, I think that the group is deciding in a very just way here Do you think I'm interesting?
But each of us made it alone. It would be so different exactly, but this is a good universal. We're right here So moving on again, I mean Guys this tootsie roll. I mean it's most beloved.
It's a tootsie rolls been around for I mean a hundred years to two It's around it's at the center of the tootsie pop. It's chocolatey. It's chewy. It's not This is where we are like complete opposite me to two.
It's probably an It's an AR nest for me. It's probably or F. Why same I don't like anything about it. This shit looks like grandpa's best candy I don't like how it looks and then it's brown Yeah, like chocolate and then the how it chew it is It's chocolate low quality chocolate though like the lowest of the low quality.
That's not Good to really take me off anyone else got my back. You'll spit it out. I've given it as it's probably my favorite that they bought Yeah, I'm gonna go deep. Okay, justify guys expand It's low quality chocolate.
It is but it's it's not trying to be chocolate There's an even technically chocolate caramel. No, it's iconic Iconic man Real what why don't why do you hate it in the presentations terrible? It's too gummy. It's just like it's not good Everything about it.
It's a description. Just a relatively mildly chocolate flavored taffy like candy. I like it. Do you like taffy?
You guys Exactly, it's it's trying to have it's putting too many too many places explain how it's been around a hundred years Everybody's favorite candy. It's out for a thousand years. It breaks barrier. Yeah, but my grandma's been around that talk Yeah, it's probably her time to go Some things are timeless unlike your grandma So it sounds like a see then because it's like it because in 2009 it became certified kosher by the Orthodox unit Well, there you go.
These guys are selling international. They got that kosher market even well, I guess you love it. You hate it It's right in the middle then see that breaks my heart Okay, guys again, I'm really putting my heart out here because I'm bringing again out one of my favorites I think you guys are gonna try to let's try some day milk. Okay?
So this is like my all-time favorite during Halloween the milk does was like mama Mia daddy like you the milk does You got this tiny little pouch, but they're so fat. They're so fat. You can only fit like two or three in it. Oh, yeah Milk that milk milk that milk that you know what I like milk that's a two and To round out the point about the two roll milk does are like to see rolls done right?
It's like a thing but much better. I like them better than the two roll Whoa Rambo wrapped in chocolate and a little done the chocolate pulls it all together who mixes Honey Anyone else Wow I give it I probably give it a see there's just no consent to it's like to chewy It is very very very good The two cheer roll is worse for me. No the milk the milk does probably the worst chewy ever like that shit does not just For this one beer beer beer for me. Okay, so I'm with the B Hmm I think we might have to because it sounds like it's like an S for you.
Yeah, I think it's a tear Yeah, I think I think milk done might actually be our first a tear that's surprising. I thought you guys were gonna dislike it I did we go because you have asked well, I love love love it. Yes. I said a or B So I'll just say I mean everybody like the milk that yeah, let's go.
Let's go with this classic next Snickers This is timeless classic candy beloved by all. I mean, there's nothing more classic There really is it so true and I have to tell you I get it. I love this We're gonna put it on the coffee. It's got the caramel.
It's not a chocolate. It's all happening Yeah, the flavors work. Yeah, you can argue on this one. Let's see it's so good It's me Snickers is good, but they're they're better chocolate bars So I mean I would give it a bit like a C or B.
I think I give Snickers a nest Wow, I give it a nest. I mean, it's not my personal favorite. It's as good as it gets though Yeah, it's like they figured it out. We're gonna get to some chocolate bars later that I think Rate above it Ian and Zach, can you please not make me ask for your opinion every time I give it an A.
I'm going A too So I think it's an A then yeah, that's that's fair I mean it has to be like this one was highly rated overall than the duds you think it out of high rating than the duds I put it as and you did but I can't go as unless we have a Yeah, that pulls down the average a little bit. I think it's fair. I think so what do we got next here? Fun side baby I mean to this is bullshit with these nerds M&M always happy to get it crunchy Chocolatey, I love the hard shelf That's a no bomb who agrees?
I love M&M. I love peanut. Okay, you got that you're dropping killer dogs I give it a I'll give it an A. I love peanut butter MMS.
I love all the flavors are coming out with all of the all men I'll give it a I give it an A too So do we go I give it s I give it s as well. Well ultimately what I do rate M&M if I think it's got to go to us you got three A's and two S's Anyone changed about to ask I mean it sounds like an a to me not an S Plus sometimes I like the peanut M&M is more so I can't give it I agree well We're like I'm an Amazon home if an M&M can't get a s then I don't know what it's going to but I think it's an eight I think it's an S. It's an A But even just that I'm including the peanut butter and all of them. No, those are different candies Yeah, we don't have them what you're gonna rate like every flavor.
Yeah, by the way, you guys messed up not getting those peanut butter ones actually It just came in Veratypack. You do M&M is I'm a name in my opinion all flavors. I rate them all the same I think today. I'm sorry to say that s class needs to be so pure so indisputable Okay, all right, but at least it needs to be majority.
We have two out of five passes. That's that's not a one that I know everybody loves Yes, okay, but you generally don't like the chewy snacks and Dan doesn't like the chewy snacks, but Well, you wasn't the problem with the tootsie roll. It's the low quality just trash ingredients, okay slow down, okay Starburst Sorry, everybody throw back is like SS There F Color for me. Oh come on.
We're not gonna write a call it The pink Starburst alone puts it in S here for me as well pink Starburst is an A for me That's not it guys. I may have to go ask on the starburst I go as to oh Okay, holy shit, I guess I just I it's not an ass plus it's not for me But clearly they're individually wrapped dude the Starburst people really figured it out. That's why far a highest rate of can do interesting hmm the best now let's go with the classic Hershey chocolate because This one is so funny to me because it was Here's like the classic chocolate, but I think it's an American thing and to me. It's not tasty at all Yeah, this is a high-level chocolate.
So Hershey's is a very contested. Oh, I'm sorry. Hold on. Just ran over our dog So Why was that mean the YouTube?
Oh, it's been on I've always liked Hershey's but when I had German exchange students come they tell me that Hershey's they all said Hershey's tastes like a vomit They say it tastes like a natural ungodly weird. Yeah, and when I first moved here You were like I don't know you bought this like this the classic chocolate and I was all hyped up and I like this It tastes like shit. There is a taste there But to me is a very nostalgic taste that I like but there's something kind of weird in there so weird. Okay What do you rate that it's hard because I love chocolate, but I feel like this is like the worst chocolate so I Put it e I ready to see I like it though.
Actually Yeah D is not good. Like especially there's so much better chocolate bars. Like if you're gonna get a chocolate bar thoughts Yeah, I'm going to give it a D. That's a D then you guys out wait my C was too generous Here's a wild card all in joy.
This isn't a candy. I thought much about in my life I don't think I've ever tasted that I can tell you when I got this in my trick or treating bag I was not excited about it, but that's an adult. Oh, it's got like Marzy pan in it. Oh It's like coconut It's chocolate.
That's like the candy your dad would want. Yeah. I don't think any kid would want this. Yeah, it's a straight up F What game of what that?
It's come on there's something redeeming about it. I think it's a either Well, there you go. We're getting a really good spread here. I'm very happy with how this is coming out Yeah, but that makes sense to me.
I'll enjoy really isn't it? I love that starburst is an s That's not the hell that me. I know people like starburst but they don't that's perfection Okay, next up. Let's go whoppers.
That's a little wild card. I really actually I don't know if people feel about whoppers I've always liked it. I'll come through just three of them like a little tube I've always enjoyed them. I find them to be refreshing break from the really heavy chocolate snacks that you you get and I always like kicking these back a little bread like a bready crunchy chocolatey joy But also weird flavor in their dough.
Yeah, yeah, that's how it tastes It always tastes like they're expired. I don't know why there's that weird flavor to be honest with you That weird flavor really demo down to a To the expired section It's not a new stop Whoppers that flavor is problematic. I have to tell you in theory. I like them in theory.
I would like it. I give a seat I'm teetering between C and D. I'm going to you well, and then what was your vote cuz I was like E. Yeah, so it's a bit to T That makes sense actually it belongs with nerds No way now.
Here's a while. You love Hershey's crunch. It's different. I'm telling you the Hershey's oh, no This is not yeah, I was gonna say doesn't look like her.
I love the crunch hit that first of all rice It's dried rice and chocolate brilliant. It's tasty. It's crunchy. It's airy.
It's like a dream The chocolate let me evaluate There's something with American chocolate is not it's not doesn't deliver. I know what you mean The chocolate feels a little quality Again, I would like it, but the flavor is not it's okay. It's like the crunch with the chocolate just it's not there for me What would I write it? I think you know it's somewhere between C and B from here It's probably a D for me.
Oh, yeah I think it belongs up there. I'll go see I think I could go see I think it's a C Then cuz I was kind of but you gave it a C. Yeah, oh then it's gotta be a B Cuz you guys were kind of high on the board up with the crunch bar. I was considering even a so I think okay Oh, wow, okay.
We've got some big boys on the board here. We've got butter finger baby Ruth Kit Kat I expect big things from Kit Kat Reese's peanut butter cup also and twix. These are like the big boys. I mean these are the big names and chocolate Let's go butter finger.
I feel like this is a controversy. You know about butter finger. You know I don't know if I had it It's a weird crazy one. It's Crispy country peanut buttery, but it's not really peanut butter.
It's like Candy peanut butter, which I mean I I've always liked it a little interest in texture too But I like the caramelized peanut butter Not my thing. I frankly love that I can see why it's good, but like I'm not into peanut butter and candy. I think it's cuz I didn't grow up on that I think I think it's a B I'm with you on that B It definitely tastes like a good candy. So I think I'm okay with B.
Just not my personal Taste I'd give it a C. Mm-hmm I'm going What explain yourself It's way too flaky. Just made a mess everywhere. It is Big drawback.
I know I think it's a C in that case because he really brought it down with that D I guess it makes sense next to dots and how to molly's and to girls. Yeah, it is too flaky. I mean Every I'll give you and you said D I said B I should go and I would bring the average up you can't do that. I know I didn't For all men joy.
It's the only candy we didn't like Yeah, but I'm enjoy does it deserve to be down there baby Ruth is a controversy one. This is my mom's favorite candy bar Which would tell you something? It's literally it's like a Snickers but worse. That's what I've always felt because it's just peanuts I only like it I guess it's like a Snicker to no caramel Coffee and Scott lots of peanuts for the peanut lovers.
I don't like it that much Okay, I'm not into it. No I'm not into it to see but you know see I was a C too, but again, I'm looking at that. It's definitely Don't definitely better than to zero, but stop with it to two rolls It's kind of like a poor man Snickers. Yeah, that's what I've always thought I'd give it a deep Ian I Guess deep you guys trying to do it at the same time.
Yeah, so hold on though because I gave it a C I'm okay with a D and everybody came in and then I think it might be a D. Yeah, I Don't I would never ever buy baby Ruth like if I was in a store. Yeah, I would never buy a baby Ruth ever Twix this we fucking go is I mean everybody loves Twix you can crunch them off you can share them with your friend You got the perfect balance of caramel chocolate cookie. I love the tube.
It's a great device for eating snacks in a tube The proportions are everything. It's like a whopper tried to do in a ball and failed miserably The Twix is everywhere at once This is alpha omega It's delicious. Mm-hmm Wow Esther Twix is us It's a personal a plus so I could go as I'm a as well As is another chocolate bar which I guess which So we have three yes, yeah, I mean it's really how is Eminem and I'm not up there. I don't understand you guys Well, it's just at the end of the date.
It's just chocolate. It's Eminem. It's like the classiest. Okay fine But the times have changed it's like saying you know show me another Like chocolate in this kind of format that could compete with Eminem.
Well, who nobody's gonna try to do Eminem They've tried in Israel. Yeah, come on everything sucks in Israel. I Mean at the end of the day, it's like, you know, yeah, the first car was cool, but now we got Ferrari's got it, but okay, you know So now the kick-cat and the Reese's peanut butter cup is all that remains and frankly I don't know where these ones are gonna land Because The kick-cat is similarly positioned in my mind as the Twix it's got the cookie. It's got the layers You can break it.
That's what I love about it. You can share it. It's always bomb. I love that you can break it It's just well and these are the many ones, but the real ones you can break off the book.
Yeah, it comes like four Oh, you got the wafer cookie chocolate is really good. It's like I should do chocolate in the best way. Mm-hmm I love it s s hard s plus the s s plus plus. Yeah, I think the twix is better.
Go s s So I'm gonna give it a f to write it up No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm gonna do that to you. I do think the twix is better So I would give it an a kick guys, but everyone just said s right.
Yeah, everybody else is this I like to explain kick-cat though. Okay, so they're all ass, but they're all ass Finally and a big part of it is just for the design that you can break it. It's still I mean it's engineered to perfection Genius Now finally, I mean Reese's peanut butter club Classic as it gets. I'm a huge fan.
I love let me show you the cup Okay, there's so much the chocolate the peanut butter ratio is and fantastic. It's genius In fact, they have these dark chocolate ones that are off the chain, but you know cross-section. There's so much chocolate So I just like it's tough for me because Not butter is not a thing in Israel. Well, you can buy it is the most popular snap in the whole country.
Yeah, it's not peanut butter though What it's not the same it's peanut flavor. Yes, what's the difference? I don't know it's not the same Okay, there's literally a snack called bomba in Israel that everybody's obsessed with all people eat I don't know if I've just eaten too much candy. No my enthusiasm.
Yeah, it's it wait. What is bomba? What is it? It's just it's literally tastes like peanuts.
We had it here in the office. We can get a Trader Joe's Saying she's like I don't like peanut butter. It's like dude. It's all you guys eat.
It's different I don't know how to explain it. It's like a really heavy tone to it the cup I give an a But I could be just because I've eaten too much sweets and I might give it a s on a different day to be honest It's an S for me, but I recognize s for me. It's an S But I recognize chocolate peanut butter combo isn't for everybody so I'm probably gonna get brought down a little bit But for me it's an S it's up there with the greats. I don't like peanut butter.
So you go I give it a D Oh, holy fuck that's is everything I ever liked them. I think I um that is I can recognize that it's a really good candy Okay, but not my soul what you're ready. So Well, just the act just in between B and A and A you don't even like it be honest Yeah, because it's a really I can't tell that it's really good Real for me, but I can tell that's a well made it's well made real real I recognize real I understand how classic I know that it's a classic and I never grow up here So what do you say to Zach? Give it a D?
On American That's not good cuz I'm going D as well It's just sitting here Is your neck starting to hurt? Oh, yeah I keep gazing at him, you know boost his energy. Give him power. Encourage him Zach Gaze that Ian for doing it now.
Look at Zach. What was your rating Ethan? I give it a name Okay, so we have we have a D a D fuck it might be an SC. Yeah, but that seems wrong That seems wrong.
Oh, I can't do that. That's right. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
So here we go Is this I think we're I'm pretty happy with this. Yeah, we didn't know what happened because it's candy I'm enjoying needs to be apt here. It might as well be I believe that I'm sorry. It's just I would still eat it I mean, this is the most popular candy in the world.
So and for them to have been around for all this time being that bad We all enjoy the most popular candy in the world. Well, it's I'm saying definitely not. I mean, it's got like the two words things almonds and coconut and marzipan It's an E. I don't think it's an F.
I'm sorry, Zach. Okay, and no amount of gazing is gonna change my mind I like it. I think it's a good list. I think everybody should observe and know that guidelines For the most part, it's a good list.
The candy corn is the candy corn. That's a good one. That is an F That's a good one. What do you think it should be?
You think it should be enough? It's not even in consideration. I think it should be there, but it's the only F I think you guys are obviously freaking wrong. We all like it.
This is the thing about candy corn whenever you see it It's always this much. Yeah Like of all the candy Milk that or a bucket of candy It must be so cheap to make it a day after Halloween like go to any grocery store And you'll see the biggest bag of candy corn for like $1 This shit literally costs nothing to make it's so Halloween though Probably keep those same packs for the next year Hater ass Well, there you have it. All right. I think it did pretty good overall.
You're pretty good with that list Yeah, I haven't eaten that much any of them long I gotta go straight to the dentist from here. You know Well, what else we oh I have some other videos. I want to show elo before we take off We should watch Dr. Phil and I oop now elo this one's for you as you guys know I love instagram food.
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Well, I mean, do you wake up the next day after you eat something like that? You die in your sleep for sure. By the way, it's pretty cool though. It's pretty inventive, don't you think?
It is. But I would not touch that. I would definitely. I mean, I would take a bite.