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Calm down. This is the daily life of Frank episode 155 Welcome on in. How are you doing? You have a good muddish day?
Husbands, street your wives, right? If you treat the mother of your kids, right? D everybody called their moms wish them a happy Mother's Day. Did ya?
I hope you did. Take off my headphones Let's get this party started. Yeah, we had another day. We had another day.
We had another day. It was kind of like back one because it was shitty outside It's cold with rainy So we ordered some good food in and the kids gave my wife her Mother's Day present I believe my wife was able to go to the bathroom and take a shower without any interruptions. Thank you. That's me.
Thank you So that's always good thing. I thought she wanted it anyway Mother's Day, which ability to go to the bathroom without any interruptions and people shower without any interruptions No, it was good. It was no other day. Yeah, it was just you know, it was bad weather It's just the water stopped.
I don't know about anybody else. I'm not ready to get into this like 70s and 80s. I want this made to come It's like making dragons ass. It's like, come on.
Come on. Come on. Come on. 80s 80s 80s 80s and instead we're getting these like We're getting these like, you know, 40s and 50s and cold and wet snow and other bull shit whether that's comes down So yeah, besides the weather it was a rather enjoyable mother's day.
I know why I'm saying it was enjoyable I should probably ask my wife. It was enjoyable. Hey Kate Kate She's not me. I'm sure me.
No, she's not so maybe what's as enjoyable as I mean in my head Asshole I told her I was gonna be on the phone and now and now he's calling for me. Let me stay with his back The one that sucks besides the weather for Mother's Day was Amazon I am so done with Amazon and I know I'm gonna go on this bitch and this ran for the next 32 minutes What's exactly 30 minutes? If you like 30 minutes, but I'm gonna go on this ran by Amazon by Amazon and I'll probably never have Amazon as a sponsor But that is okay Jeff. That's what keeps his money keep his money No, I didn't trouble Amazon.
I don't know anybody else is having this thing trouble that I'm experiencing Amazon but the first thing I'm experiencing is every time I order something for Amazon lately I get this little email goes we're sorry, but your order has been delayed now first time I'm like all right Whatever so what but now it's happening frequently. I have couple Mother's Day gifts in the most day The most day bag goes again. I'm like my bag goes like a gardening set and also a garden flag You know to my wife my gift to Mother's Day and I ordered it on Thursday I don't know Wednesday last week and so it was gonna be here by Friday or Saturday or Saturday And I was like cool. I have this gift.
I actually ordered in advance I know some of you are like in advance a month ago No, my head advancement is like a few days before and then you get the rest But then they told me it was delayed so I fucking had it. I fucking had it because it's like a third thing It's been delayed and I had it so I Know how you yell at somebody in the chat room for Amazon, but I y'all I'm using caps when I was like I'm very disappointed I went to mother mode. That's what I did Amazon like I am very disappointed in you I am very disappointed in you and you know like well, sorry. It's very frustrating.
You know I'm like I'm not frustrated I'm disappointed now. You go to your room and you think about what you've got with those deliveries The second problem I have Amazon is Amazon doesn't have any more prime Notice this but you order something on Wednesday doesn't come to the following Monday or if you're a Monday doesn't come to the Thursday That is not prime prime is two days. But Amazon sure you're like oh, hey, we could deliver your product. We could deliver your product tomorrow If you pay $35 I don't want to pay $35.
I want to buy that for $20. I don't want to hear in two days So I don't know what that name is prime. I know they've been busy lately trying to get a real these counterfeit stores and all that bullshit But I don't see the value anymore in Amazon. I don't see it.
I don't see it. I don't see the value in Amazon anymore It's not doing what it's saying it's not advertising what it's saying it's not saying it's two days and it's not three days I fucking order down Tuesday. I'm on here by Thursday. I'm not talking about ordering it like I'm choosing night Okay, I'm talking about fucking order in Tuesday early.
What should be your Thursday now? I'm saying it by Friday. No, they fucking delay it and come down Saturday But no wait post my day. I'll put you on my Anything I don't like is something stores a fucking me.
Maybe they have a counterfeit store But you know what? I ordered a nice polo last year. It was $12. I said oh my god I found clothing for a large man and it was $12.
This is great. You can buy five X L polos or five dollars 12 dollars you can't do it again do it on the try to do it So I'm like you know what I'm doing this again. I went back to order again. It was $44.00 Me how is that even possible?
I love these a lot of words. I used my lot of that for them I guess I apologize. I never click the double explicit buddy my upload tonight Yeah, so you're never done calling troubles falls in trouble. I'm not sure I'm gonna stick with them I'm gonna take it back.
I'm gonna take away my problem. I'm like go fucking ahead There's 39 people use Amazon who cares what you do keep your $99 and your five X L polo My four year old son. I got it was not pretty but we had an argument I think it all I like to take half the point for it. I probably should have not going to because I'm a dad So my son I had already been in the reading my hands argument was he doesn't he doesn't and one puppy mine is probably There is kids they break things right they break things of ours and you know I'm okay.
It's like a moment like and every one time like I was coming down to see her and pull my parents Bandister and broke and I was like oh shit like I'm so scared to cry. I'm like oh Wow, okay, I don't mind. I don't know. I'm like mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. This is my accident. It'd be fine But he's a nice things. I mean, I was potentially like that thing's gonna break and You guys care like the laundry.
We have laundry basket. He's playing a lot of us. He's jumping. I don't do that I know it's longer back.
It cost me three dollars probably at the store I'm not sure but he has and he's jumping around. I'm like get off I'm just listen to get the dad was get off of that Hey, I'm mad and he threw a pillow at the TV So I got I'm like damn it and I'm like fuck and he goes off Fuck and I go fucking we were throwing that down. I was like an Italian get Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck now. Wait.
That's my mom. It's like what is going on first off your four Don't say that your 38 38 38. Oh, this is a whole mess, but we got a little drag I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good.
I'm 18. I don't think I'm a long bad. You're but you know I don't know you know, but I fucking thrown out, you know fuck fuck. It was like it was just all over the place But I was you know I was I don't know I record the daily like Frank podcast I also do this wrestling podcast called bro wrestling pop and then also coming soon is this podcast called operation Do not die before 40 but I'm hosting that's about my life and things that I'm doing do not die before 40 Like healthy life changes and things for my mental health my stress and everything and then I also host this episodic Podcast this seasonal podcast I just say I'm not just big words.
I'm cool It's a show I show a live with a four-part series and call my mental health breakdown And I'm gonna give a real inside look. I'm not talking. I'm gonna give it and hopefully People can relate to it because it's gonna be very open very honest I want people to know that you're not alone in these battles I'm actually doing mental health awareness. I'm going right now and it's gonna be okay So that's my story that has an air the reason why I mentioned all those was not to get myself free plug But what it was is I've been recording these podcasts in the afternoon and I record these podcasts in the afternoon Because in the evening after cori I was like this.
I'm like welcome No, no, it's a really long design All the time my kids no, so the thing was I did you know, they were just I mean so tired I have more energy to tell my voice right now that I'm hyper now So this is the time to do it so the problem is make it wrong I don't mind the kids on the background under fighting or whatever people this is not an expensive studio I've been quarantining since 2017. I was my fetch all these minutes because you know this is life right so I I paid my podcast from my home from my office slash studio slash bedroom And yeah, so it's here and I do it here and the thing is I'm hoping this is always been on my premises. I am hosting relatable podcast I'm a host relatable podcast for you and I want you to relate to it because you know what you hear the kids in the background That's life man. That's life.
It's like you have to get home probably everything. This is this is why these podcasts are about even The problem is I can't take is since this bedroom studio office thing. It's right next to the bathroom. Okay Let's begin with it here's my time and the kids use a bathroom upstairs You have to have the house one downstairs one upstairs.
They always do the other one and it always happens to be when I record a podcast They have to take a shit. That's no every fucking time I do this. They're going to the bathroom every time and I get through it and it's fine I get through it and then you know Or kid and sometimes they close door at the time they don't they don't close the door It's like fucking a sound effect machine In my house in my house in my house this is like they say they go I never heard me in contact before my life just pull and stop play your bone your candle and then the classic It's like I bumped you know sometimes they wipe their buttons. They don't they're still growing up so I'm like great It's like I've been I've heard before and I pop out guys right away I'm gonna read on a reap core when they're done.
Let's throw that my groove that way off like my mind is is one track like boom We got to go get on it like if you like to do to do okay, that's what is and if you like make your Something else go not into rails and then I got to start over. It's like I'm like 22 minutes in. I don't want to start over But yeah, it's a bathroom sound effects sound effects my son man. He has to have it now I don't pick up on this because I don't think I've maybe I've done this occasionally as a joke It might sound like so far down people no I am dead serious I don't want to know if he's farting on people and public I don't want to ask that because I'm afraid if he hasn't I mean put that brain in his brain That's a random person walking down the screen like hey smell this one I don't want it to happen.
I don't want it to happen You leave far some people I was part of his mom first on me. I don't know where come time. He's four years all these petit He's skinny small. He's like boom whoa Whoa whoa whoa?
So yeah, yeah, he starts on people's farting on people It's like a bit of a nasty as far. It's never heard my life like more nasty other my farts. I have nasty farts Just crazy. That's a boom.
Whoa. Whoa. It smells. I Thought I saw something to kill the other day.
I thought he was gonna get me killed so it was on a Tuesday I said time for a coffee break. I was so excited You want a coffee get one I don't prefer dessert. Let's go crazy. It's coffee time.
So my son you like to drive with me He likes to go with me places so I said hey son come with me now Also a truth be told I get very anxious make sure person sometimes I like to get out of house because Driving for the long time was one of my biggest anxiety. I did not like right at all And the one where we have long trips my wife is kind of drive. I can't do it But I could go out because if I don't get out of the house with like a week or two weeks or like I'm still confined in a time frame By time frame of like not leaving the house like I'm in the house in two weeks and I get like shaky If I have to go out and I go out and go out here and go there So I took it with me And this is the other part of this is where they were just like an added element like a movie I had to say why do they go to the circus? That's making sense.
That's why it was But we're driving and all of a sudden we're making a left-hand turn and it's construction and I'm like oh shit So we're in construction and there's construction guys all up and down the road like I'm talking big Burley dudes right big big guys on the road My son has this habit now. I'm just fighting on people like some yellow people on the road So like we're on a light and a car's not turning. We'll hear the window. Let's go.
Let's go It's green But hey, I'm like I don't know I don't know I don't know And we're stuck in construction like stop the car's or stop now. The roll down his window and goes hey, let's go move We're going down his own way. I'm like holy shit. He's gonna get a skill We're gonna come over here and pick my car up with the crane for a little to concrete or something I was like I'm ready anxious and fucking cars.
It is not even more anxious and then like following my friend Oh shit, I'm like rolling down the passenger side. No. I screw now. Oh foster Oh fucking like swag them down.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I like this 22, I'm like sweating.
Oh Oh my god. Nothing as embarrassing as me dancing with the blinds open So of course there's a song, you know megging the stallion valley out He never heard of the guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what I hear a good beat to a song. I like the dance Yeah, I did do okay, so the blind for open and I was trying to be a goofy dad, you know and some reason song came on I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I know you fucking I was thinking about like Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do now I realized the back of my head the blind for open right like the blinds were open to the ring door My god, but my fucking neighbors side.
I know she saw it because she's standing in her deck on the phone It's like her name. She can ask yeah, checking my ass. God. I don't know that as bad as a time Yeah, we're in a town.
It's like there's like they're really close to each other at one time When I went in was in a kitchen and I haven't been looking out the window and I was just looking like you know You see stuff and I said it was like it was like her like balcony and I'm looking but we fucking made eye contact I don't bear seeing that was I contact like she was in her house like inner morning robe Or some shit like only like a fucking people time would do that's what it felt like and I wasn't being a people time And I'm like I'm like I'm fucking I work out and sweaty in my shorts and she's looking I contact it was embarrassing. I fucking have any still talk to them every the same. I was like two years ago No, it's like like four weeks ago. Oh my god.
I don't bear seen this at man I'm gonna close my window blind and close the us we're blind no more no more that's that no more opening for that No speaking of opening everybody excited we're going to the bridge phase I Want to thank no the mayor and the governor for giving this to this ring. Oh, I'm not gonna thank them. No. No, no trust that that's why No, I'm not trusting governor of the mayor.
I don't think I'm alone at that Okay, I'm gonna go alone and I'm really not about Republican or Democrat. I just don't trust him. He can probably be my one trust I'm what it's impressive. No, but if we're gonna make anybody it's fucking our nurses our doctors the people who are like all right We're a damn ask there we go.
You know, I don't mind we're mass that's much way for different time But it's awesome. I think it's not him or the governor mayor. I mean no I think it's here. We got ourselves here.
We should be happy. Let's enjoy it before all of a sudden You know my dad aka governor picks her takes it away. It's enjoy it. There's barbecues and summer events coming to me a fun time We did it though.
We did it as my city's press conference and like thank you governor It's like no, no fucking thank him. Thank me. I want to be a more my mask. I went to the fucking brookfield to holiday lights I couldn't breathe because I had a wear mask outside, but I did it because I love animals and Christmas lights Thank us.
I got my vaccine I'm still twitches to this day. I'm okay. Sorry. That's not a pretty different time, but thank God.
We did guys. We did thank us us They got like thank you governor. It's like no, they're fucking nervous. It's worth 49 hours shifts taking care of people when it was 90,000 people coming to the emergency room.
There's nobody they can't place anybody anywhere Thank the nurses and doctors and frontline workers. Thank the person delivered your groceries And all of this thank those people Not fucking politicians. No I did not have rant on this prep, but I don't know. I felt like I felt like I can fire I feel like and I'm proud to be American.
That's what I felt like they're all said. Oh, no But yeah, I think I saw like you know this bridge face like thank you governor. Thank you. May or forget this No, shit.
I remember him fucking delivering it delivering night into car groceries. No It was a Florida. I have time to live groceries man. All right It's been very podcast this week.
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