156 - SlopHole 23

Episode 156 of Key Frames, a podcast about anime. Welcome to SlopHole 23, shining city of the future and last best hope of humanity! We hope that you have read and followed our newly promulgated Civic Directive 153.77/A, requiring you to obtain and complete the paperwork from our Bureau-at-Large, Southeast Region in order to have legal permission to stand in this checkpoint queue. If not, please be aware that the penalty is death. You may appeal this sentence to our Supernumerary Liminal Corps, though they mostly spend their time firing guns out into the wasteland and the penalty for a frivolous appeal is also death. Regardless, if you are able to enter our beautiful metropolis through means other than transport by our Motorized Enforcement, Morgue Division, please make sure to make contact within twelve hours with the Resettlement Section of our Nonviolent Riot Police Unit, on penalty yet again of death, for unilateral disarmament and prophylactic torture. The latter will prepare you for the realities of living in a uniquely but necessarily lethal utopia such as ours. Don't worry, our Aural Adjustment Officers Ben and Duncan are quite experienced with newcomers. After all, they used to be podcasters before the Cyber-Eschaton fell! The post 156 - SlopHole 23 first appeared on Key Frames.