156: THE ACCUSED - Inside The Metal

“M” is for Many things. Madness, Meat, Metal, Merch, and Most iMportantly: “M is for Martha” Meaning Martha Splatterhead, the Mascot of Oak Harbor, Washington’s crossover Masters, THE ACCUSED. The dudes in THE ACCUSED left their Mark on Metal with a new Mutant genre of Metal called “crossover thrash” which blended all of the best eleMents of punk, hardcore, and thrash together to Make Metal More Magnificently fun than ever. This was Most definitely a “knife and fork burger” kind of episode as it was quite a lot to digest. Who knew that “Beavis’s dad” had such a treMendous iMpact on their style? Find out why we’re all “parted right down the Middle” and get ready to be “pegged in the face” with some exhausting, off-putting, and irresponsible coMMentary as we go deep inside the Metal with THE ACCUSED.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN2NrnCuSrAaLcIzI2wpaiQ?sub_confirmation=1  Show Notes: (00:00):  #primingthetop #nowwereready ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH ABSOLUTELY ALL OF THE ANESTHESIA!!!*** #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #DeadMansFingersRum #DMF #cheers #whoayeah #differentthanthepickle #markthetime #jerkinmegerkin #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #episode156 #mathtwanglification #hallmonitor #MasonAleWorks #fruitedsourale #CherryPieEdition #recordscratch #grahamcracker #albumcover (*** #TheAccused ***) #SweetCreamsAreMadeOfThese #markthetime #nodaydrinking #burpofthebeerepisode #gettinhead #gettinfoamy #infinitebeercum ***Do you have a towel over there? *** #beerjaculation / #endingitall and the potential birth of #angryAmishMatt #moreuncomfortable #antihot / “It’s still giving me head though…” / #sexwithotherpeople #drinkme   (08:15):  #signsoftheendtimes #shittycustomers #coldfries and #gangsterpussyshit #theendofdays #WTF  #spiritualawakening ***PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR DRIVING YOU ADDERALL DEFICIENT FUCKS!!!*** #JesusTakeAllTheWheels #frenchfryfury #coldfries #stupidpussybitchmoveASMR #noprobrem ***Did you know…*** #fourhundredfiftysevenethnicslurs #rimshot #thankyougoodnight #mayonnaisemonkey ***The sign of the #antichrist #friedmayonnaiseballs*** “Mustard is the #astroglide of #sandwichlubricant” / #MayoNerdery with #nomayo #condimentless #withoutacondiment “Fresh jalapenos are way better than pickled jalapenos”/ ***#chickensalad and #eggsalad and #hamsalad are all #fuckingdisgustingsalads / #Dennys and #callbacks and #irresponsibility / #TikTokTurderyASMR and a #UFOOlogist on our #numberonecompetitor / #COVID has eliminated all other #causesofdeath #thankyougoodnight (“Where’d the #flu go?”) #ILoveGoblinCock / #RussellsReflections and #FentanylDeaths “#Fentanyl is #allornothing” / #EndTheWarOnDrugs “#Cannabis isn’t a goddamned #narcotic!!!” #cannabisisvegan / #rabbitholeASMR / “Nobody cares about the #WNBA” #theydontsupporteachotherASMR and a positive note / “Can we please have #lingerierugby?”   (21:42): “Getting back on the wagon…” / ***IF YOU’D LIKE TO LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN GIVE US A CALL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #ThePissingPost and the #LickItUpEpisode #crickets #phuckedphone #LongLiveMetalNerdery #thankyouforthat / #psilocybinASMR #nogagreflex #TheShroomChronicles and an accidental #BlackAlbumReference / We’ll Play your SHIT-TAH!!! #thenewjingle / “The definition of a #streethustler and #dudehookers” / #HelloHydra LIABILITY #ratedEforEveryone #whoa #balls / Is it #metalcore or some other #genre? #AllTheBallsProductions and moments of #exhaustingoffputtingirresponsible #dumbness / #RussellsReflections and #RobZombie and #WhiteZombie (“Incredibly racist, irresponsible, exhausting and off-putting”) / “Is #StaticX still Static X without Wayne Static?” (Would #Danzig still be Danzig without Glenn Danzig?)   (32:40): The Docket:  #TheAccused (NOT the Jodie Foster movie… the band!) / The #ageofdiscovery and #upstairsbeards vs #downstairsbeards #saltandpepper / #RussellsReflectionsASMR and #RobTheGarbageman / “The obscure thrash test” / #totallydude and #crossover #goodness and #jeanwreecore #crossover #horrormetal (and/or #grindhousemetal) / “The first song you ever heard in your life by The Accused” / #MarthaSplatterhead is the #VicRattlehead of #TheAccused / Some history and backstory details…and analogies / #allovertheplace / #thenumbertwopodcastever with absolutely no #elksteak (strictly #wolfsteak for us) / The Bruce Dickinson of The Accused / #skatethrash MARTHA SPLATTERHEAD from the Martha Splatterhead EP-1985   (44:29): Their #MasterOfPuppets HALO OF FLIES from More Fun Than An Open Casket Funeral-1987 #killeropener #irresponsible / #thedeepestdeepcut #fuckbagsmomsvagina #killercloser I’LL BE GLAD WHEN YOU’RE DEAD #ohyeah #banjoequalsindustrial  JUDGEMENT DAY / “an informal #Exodus vibe”/ The #RideTheLightning of #TheAccused / #insertadderallhere #southerntonalityASMR Martha Splatterhead’s Maddest Stories Ever Told-1988  #killeropener PSYCHOMANIA and a #shoutout / “The human embodiment of #cocaine and #methamphetamine” / THE BAG LADY SONG and the inclusion of #punk with #thrash / I’D LOVE TO CHANGE THE WORLD (#TenYearsAfter cover) #thebestwaytohatehippies    (55:55):  WAR = DEATH ‘88 and the #titlay THE MADDEST STORY EVER TOLD and the #killercloser LIGHTS OUT #waitwhat #earwormASMR / THE HEARSE #mynewlaugh / “Maddest Story Ever Told was rereleased on #COMBATRecords (*go check out our COMBAT episode!*) / Hymns For The Deranged-1988 #notfamiliar GRINNING / “It’s like their #GarageDays” / BARRACUDA (#Heart) #totallyirresponsible #again SYMPTOM OF THE UNIVERSE #BlackSabbath #killercloser (“It’s like being back in the jam room”) #budgetdolbydigitalnoisereduction / Automatic #BlackAlbumReference / Grinning Like An Undertaker-1990 #hypodcrisy #killeropener POUNDING NAILS (INTO THE LID OF YOUR COFFIN) #technothrash “All #thrash and no #punk” #drumtentaclemachine #leftturn / “An explosion of little mini-Zetros” (see also #ArmyOfDarkness) #greatimpression/ #downloadcocainelines BULLET-RIDDEN BODIES “This one might be their Puppets” / “Listen to the whole album in its entirety.” / #titletrack GRINNING LIKE AN UNDERTAKER / DOWN AND OUT #rappyfunky / “That sounds like Beavis’s dad” / #Zippy ***Go check out #ZippysGiantBurgers!!!*** / #foodporn vs #allotherkindsofporn #lookatthatburger #burgercenterfold #bigandupclose #howmanybunsdoesithave #knifeandforkburger ***Sadly, they’ve closed permanently***#ThanksCOVID #ThanksBureaucratFuckbags   (1:16:24): #imsosorry for being #terriblyirresponsible but #wedontgiveafuckingfuck #AngryMattASMR #sundaytwanglification / “M” IS FOR MARTHA (Back to the #skatethrash) / “Do you like for to be #greatagain Boris?”  #ilikeitwhenhegoesdeeper #markthetime BORIS THE SPIDER (#TheWho) / #rockandrollpants and the #cockpouch / Straight Razor-1991 #killeropener NO HOPE FOR RELIEF #morethrashy #fastgroove STRAIGHT RAZOR & SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL (#LynyrdSkynyrd) / “I don’t wanna like it but I like it” / #lovehate “The Accused is better than Smashmouth” / PAINT IT BLACK (#TheRollingStones) / “Grating insect voice” and #veryfuckyou / #MotivationalASMR “Don’t copy off of someone else’s #blueprintforlife”   (1:29:53): “Lots and lots of #relaxers” / #angryMattstrikesagain #checktheschedule / #safer / “The best parents are #Insomniacs” / Splatter Rock-1992 TWO HOURS TIL SUNRISE #softintro #myballscanhandleit #ScroteSwole “The scrote has a part right down the middle” / “IT or THEY?” / #recordscratch #topten #checkplease #markthetime #justgotpeggedintheface (regarding #AppetiteForDestruction and how it’s way better than #LickItUp) LETTIN’ GO / “The Iommi of The Accused”/ “Not Norwegian…” / “#MarthaSplatterhead is like an animated version of #WendyOWilliams” / The Curse Of Martha Splatterhead-2009  THE SPLATTERBEAST “It’s #StAnger time”  BODIES ARE RISING (and a killer #MetalNerderyPodcast cover of all of The Accused lyrics) / “Obsessions, NOT disorders” / #goldmedalist #agreathotdogplace (#totsandfries) ***If you’ve been to Zippy’s Giant Burgers (prior to their closing, PLEASE send us a review and lettuce know how it was!*** / #VegasTots / A bit of #tangentionalality regarding the burger place, The Accused, and #GunsNRoses #onemoretime / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US FOR THIS EPISODE OF METAL NERDERY!!! WE APOLOGIZE FOR ALL OF OUR IRRESPONSIBLE, EXHAUSTING AND OFFPUTTING DUMBNESS*** #thelastword ***Go BUY OUR SHIT at metalnerdery.com/merch *** #untilthenext #buckleup #jawskills #ASMR #LongLiveMetalNerdery