Welcome to no bludges clap the podcast that says What No The podcast it says and I'll form the head and all forms a pinky toe Manic reference. Yeah, we're the all the like dumb superfans like form up to fight Vasquez for an autograph or something and the one weird one with a French accent for no reason. Yeah Yeah, it happened Well as I said earlier, I want to face rape to stay with a knife in every no I want to own a knife rape this day with a in every face hole. Yeah, no No, I think was this day sucks three farms worth of goat dick Wow, but that assumes that there's a lot of that assumes there's goats on a farm That's not all three farms.
I mean if it's like a Wisconsin very farm No goat dicks with a big goat farm though And you got a lot of go there'd be a lot of goat dicks and that has been that has been my day I mean at the end of the day when I'm counting out nice. Yeah, much I've made like it's borderline worth it It's one of those okay, okay? I'm glad I'll see that in like a week and a half on the next paycheck, but you get the right to know no Yeah Yeah So in case you couldn't tell I've been watching the new Voltron on Netflix great. It's fucking awesome I'm looking for the watch it holds up.
How many episodes they put out for that. There's only 11 so far really Mm-hmm thought for something into kids would be a bit more but no It's a lot of episodes. That's it and I like it. There's a few small changes that I don't like page Don't tell me fuck with page well, Pidge is a girl like a girl dresses a boy trying to it's part of the story That explains it Change my my Facebook profile back to page no don't do that.
What do you midge the castle of lions is a spaceship? I don't remember that from the original cartoon I'll be set of a castle on planet. Yeah, but the castle row rather some bullshit the castle is a spaceship It took it started on the planet but then They decided to take off and go throughout the galaxy and fight the bad guys Sultan is a still Prince Alton. Yeah, yeah The way is he still a sexually frustrated weird creepy dark elf.
Yes. Yeah purple You don't remember the mean purple. I remember the mean purple. I remember the mean purple I thought you're skipping over the fact that it's sexually frustrated.
No, it's just because you couldn't fuck his sister That was a subtext I got from the original cartoon So yeah, there's a there's pages of girl the castle of lions starts off as a castle and then becomes a spaceship of lions Well, yeah, well, yeah, that has the line has the line basically an intergalactic zoo. Yes instead of Five space explorers it would they are pilots and and whatnot, but they don't stumble across the planet the half the lions In the original cartoons they found the planet yeah in this one they find the blue lion on earth Okay, the blue lion flies them through a worm wormhole and goes to the planet and they find other lions And they're it is gonna go get your watch them learn how to use the Voltron Thing not that I mean it's like I'm swinging wildly. I'm just kicking one leg I know the lions have some form of sentient sentience Because like you know, they don't just all of a sudden know how to use the sword The one of the lions basically like pops up this little thing that put their weapon in and turn it as when they're a kid And so they're learning their weapons piece by piece, okay, which is kind of cool What else is different? It's mostly CGI at this point.
Well, yeah, but it looks really good, but it looks like cell animation like yeah Not rotoscoping, but I you know what I mean, yeah, it doesn't look like a river reboot Yeah, okay, it doesn't look like that good. It looks like a cartoon even though you can kind of see anyone else from a reboot other than us Probably I see people dress up cosplay really Reboot yep, I want to say last year dot and I want to say last year that DCC was Anyway, all 11 episodes run definitely drop yesterday So yeah, I was pretty happy with it. I haven't watched all of them yet. I'm on like episode 10 Well, that's true but I mean you said it had like the same a great balance of like Campiness and Earth's and yeah, a little bit of goofiness and like the Sounds like the wah wah every now and then that'll come in like they could stay true to the original show I think good things were all worrying about where I mean there's a lot of the stuff that's getting rebooted then Either goes so far away from the source material or as a slave to it that rates very inclusive Well, they're doing something like what is it oceans 11 and rebooting which I don't know why they're rebooting that because they don't need to but They don't they don't they're doing it with an all female cast now all that goes busters I think I'm going to take a good movie and reboot it For her no, those are actually dozens like the last ones in like two dozen early two dozen no no no no the last one I'm saying the last one oceans 13 12 11 12 13 Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, it's It's I'm not correct in this shit But I like when was it yeah, you're looking at it when when did oceans 13 come out?
That's one was a fun one with oceans 11 was 2001. Yeah, I mean like when was oceans 13 this one looking out 2007 So less than 10 years. Yeah, I mean it's they're treating everything like spider-man. It's ridiculous.
Yeah Okay Also, that was I love that reboot like I think it needs like kind of the tech reboot on that one where it's they're not like Taken on like multiple casinos all at once it's just one high tech that's you know like I liked that I like that was like oh we're just consolidating into one thing But it's like you have all the laser grades and you have the Chinese guy who gets a sand slammed and the barrel thing and like you know Like what happens to him? Which they wondered while we're all wondering it as well, and he like makes that leap and you're like Dun dun dun But yeah, like this whole culture of of reboots and and renewals is a little ridiculous To some extent like no you guys want a bunch of money then yeah, and then tomorrow land fucking fails Yeah, and don't get me wrong like you know They're pulling in new and I'm gonna be in there about this but they're pulling in like new comic properties You had a good in the galaxy for example of yeah, it's been around for 25 years property though. Oh god no like if I walked into a comic convention said tell me of Charlie 27 You wouldn't know who that is and I don't think well I'd like to see the movie But I mean but initially like and the guardians that are the gardens of the galaxy The third gen of the guardians the galaxy. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, they're not well yonder's first.
Yeah No, well you haven't seen Mantis. You haven't seen Charlie 27. You seen yonder in the courses in there You haven't seen an anymore like but there's a lot of talk about that with volume two Well, yeah, because they're doing the infinity word and Well and they're talking about that her might be is rumored to be the big villain and the opposite of her is him Not only grammatically, but in the comics him is at a more like what you did Her is because there's other genetic perfection of cosmic creature of a cosmic being okay as at a more like was the like male Perfection. Yeah genetic Yeah, he actually kind of is a fith element well if it was love That's where they kiss and then we save the world and they bang no, no, I made it dirty I Were gonna be going all over the place on this one a lot.
It's gonna be another if that's So speaking of a movie that over in the stuff because I just rewatched it we can never reboot never remake. Well, yeah, okay Let's hear it other than It would be like it's in space doctor who did it speak yeah I just dropped my head and shame yeah Um, was that the one with oh no, that was the murder Yeah, yeah, I was thinking it was the one with the it was murder on the order express episode that had the really really cool Like jazzy yeah, I'm queen cover. Yep, I love being John Malkovich. I rewatched really Watched it like I literally woke up a morning went I've seen that movie in a while they could well he still alive they could technically We do it he does such a great job I like the especially was being like taken over like I forgot how good he was when he's like I'm And like basically has a stroke and then John Q sec takes over and grows his hair out That was my fashion takeaway rest in peace Joan Rivers.
Um, it was my fashion police moment. Yeah, no, but like rewatching on like What a completely original idea and I know that when I did Did spike I can't remember spike Jones or I don't say Andy Cotton, but that's not right Charlie Cotton right that That they were like we're not gonna make it without yeah Malcovich like at one point like the students were like well We can do with Tom Cruise and they're like no it has to be and when you watch the movie, it's like yeah It absolutely has to be I forgot Charlie Sheen was in that we could do it was crazy. No, they should be crazy crazy They should they should do being Tom Cruise. They should do being Tom Cruise and they can like now well Well, I'm gonna be like well, but then they can happen to be all like Scientologist and Have them explain him being insane by having somebody like takeovers body by having like yeah Like either people are like when they all like jump into it like as a generation Of course they all love Katie Holmes Even with her piece Which I now refer to is xenon crabs.
Yeah, well, I think PC give it to her In the creek That's where that's where that happens Creek crack whatever All right, so she's got xenon crabs in the creek PC But it's paces fault absolutely, but not like it's one of those like talking about original ideas. It's like There's sadly not a market for it. I mean Yeah, movies like I'm gonna bring up like Bing John milk. Yeah, what's the one Americans?
American Beauty American Beauty It broke my fucking brain like I walked out going like I am not the same okay that Cementus written oh my god was I didn't know a movie could do that. I really didn't like the effect it had on me There were only a true handful of movies that really affected me. I Think we're running for a joke here and I can't I like I don't know silver streak with a POV Actually went back over a website and I saw the description of you and it was like his love of good bourbon is only Matched by the bill to add porn into a conversation. I was like he really doesn't do okay.
Yeah, he does You want a joke? That was easy is joke But I mean like there are just movies that like I just saw them went oh my god like you can do this Probably mall rats was one of those you know Kim and Smith talks about seeing I was a bottle rocket or soccer was a bottle rocket I think it was and going it was one of those it was one of the Richard link ladder once and he goes Oh, I can just do this like on a quote-unquote shoestring budget at the time Helped birth like indie film But like those are the there's some movies that just hit me and I go I could affect the world this way if I just found the right thing to say and American Beauty Bing John Malkovich a lot of the spot actually really not a lot of the spike jump stuff I mean her was her was good her I should not have watched well as an deep depression Even your even your operating system will leave you and I was like not a great takeaway And then I saw Lucy went well That's just a natural prequel because she turns herself into the USB drive and becomes her and she's on me with Brankox The bad guy for a one kiss that's what you get for trying to capture Scarlett Johansson like you should know She was out of your league and just left it alone What's in the original voice though? No Samantha Mathis was right which is why she's named Sam is it Sam? I think so that's why I don't know why Samantha Mathis couldn't do it It would have been a great career boost because like what the fuck is she been in like?
I don't know nothing. Yeah, but uh, yeah That I wouldn't want to dress like walking Phoenix. Oh my god those pants were up to his tits. Yeah, I don't like how we I'm so glad it's 2016 We're in future times and it's like dead pull shirt and jeans Yeah, like I'm wearing a vendor shirt like we're being really you know comic-y right now But I mean like it's all like these shirt and jeans.
We're not wearing like uncomfortable tin foil jetpack hats suits Yes, well Well, that's a whole other story You I Don't really watch this the Americans finale was like no, I thought they got picked up for another two Because I know the lady you want to be dead was dead no she has shipped off to Russia to a gulag No, she's like a celebrated spine out because she won the Hunger Games. Yeah, basically what she volunteered distribute No, the FBI is gonna capture her with the nation is totally district 12 Anyway, yeah, they left it on an interesting note There's a one of the Russian assets is a is a chemist a biochemist who's been working on a lab working on a bioworker stuff and gets a hold of some crazy fucking New bioweapon that we developed the United States developed and he's gonna hand over sample of it to the Russians But the FBI find him first and they go chasing him down and his solution was to impale himself with the brought with the vial of Like yeah, I got the turn to organs to liquid in right? So now he's captured in a containment unit in some hospital somewhere under the watch of the FBI the the Russian leaders of the 50s yeah 80s The Russians that are in control of a group of super deep-cover spies want the main characters to take their kids and go back to Russia Because I think they're in trouble and they're not sure in Russia kids take you So yeah, I mean it wasn't as much of a cliffhanger as I thought it was gonna be But it's it's a good job. I know you're quite fun to that I mean I do like the show.
I like a lot and then I did watch the hard trip now like because last time we were talking about it But we didn't why didn't see it. Oh you hadn't see I had seen I was one behind it. So how to shake up Archer kill Archer Like we're done being spies now. We're like cocaine dealers Now we work for the CIA now work a exactly private dicks How to shake up for next season kill Archer?
That I thought was a great reveal the episode where hey they set up so quickly with like Archer talking to the replicants I guess yeah, yeah Yeah, there you go. What is love? Actually, I expected a how do we joke sadly and they didn't follow up on that so Adam read get on that one I'm sure he listens But yeah, like Archer like getting down when you know it's like oh fuck like it's gonna be kind of the wedding of the I figured something was gonna happen to me like that And they're like well wait if that's robot Archer then that's archer shot gut shot in the pool. Yeah, like four times And obviously dead I was gonna say they want to do a live-action Archer movie now.
I saw that and they want to have John and him as Archer You know I I call shenanigans, but I don't see John Benjamin getting into shape. No Benjamin I love you, but like I don't see that voice they have to do that. He still has to do the voice. Yes cameo somewhere Yeah, they'll do I mean, I think I should either could be Lana Kane and she looks enough like her Oh, yeah, I think pretty much everyone on the cast could be except their characters exact separate John Benjamin I Think John Ham's probably my first if like I really thought about like John I was my first voice at first choice to to be Archer.
I don't know anyone who's got the comedy chops the drama chops And the look and we know you can pull off the look from that man. Yeah He's been on the show before see voice Captain Murphy. Yep, rest in peace George Whatever the fuck your name was the original voice of Captain Murphy. I came everything.
I'm so sorry And I'm really more sorry because they brought on that like weird football captain on the last season Oh, yeah, yeah, that was fun for like a couple episodes, but after that it was like Yeah, have you seen this giant Easter egg they did no, okay? So I was gonna talk about that so on reddit This one of the users on reddit noticed a hex code in one of the scenes of one of the episodes And he took the hex code translated it gave him a URL and that led to a YouTube video If you ran the YouTube videos audio channel oh Lord through a spectrogram Once again back to we talked about this last week with your zero. Yep So fuck And then you uncover a hidden message with a Another name the cipher, but you decide for that the message gave you another URL to a Craigslist ad to be posted by Krieger looking for experiment volunteers And the Craigslist ad contained another cipher revealing another URL. Oh my god This time going to Krieger's personal reddit page if you decrypted the reddit page If you feel the link to his flicker account which linked to the mad scientist personal website outersoft.net So if you got to outer soft.net you log in with the password of guest and the user name Go out Krieger it was that or pass you get a bunch of games and images and there's a file called insurance.zip But no one's been able to figure out what the password is to that yet So yeah, and then there was an update Reddit's got some crazy listing of the entire list of all the Easter eggs, but somebody figured out that there is a button The latest step require requires one million presses of a button on triggers website But the catch is each person can only click the button once every 10 minutes Oh my god every time someone tries to do the bot it increases the number of presses required to compensate So if you're in a script to do it somehow it figures it out and increases the number of buttons that number touches push the button So someone jumps in it.
Oh my god. Yeah, so I don't know yet What the end result with this insurance does it by will be but it should be interesting you think that the archer in the pool is another It could be there enough of in there. Well, and you think that in that case in that case Archer's been in quote-unquote like cold storage like a winter soldier for years In cold storage for 10 years so I got an archer coming in going we're not spies. I have a kid I fucked Judy Greer or whatever Christall or whatever her name was He's gonna have like 10 years like memory labs.
Yeah, that would be that would be fucking phenomenal Actually, I yeah, that's where they're going then that'd be pretty impressive. Hey Adam Reed. I'm telling you We're writing next season for you Yeah, you know I started writing a season adventure brothers without Without Doc Hammer and Justin public turns out our season two outline was our season three outline was dangerously close to what they did To the point where I actually emailed the one are you hacking my email? And that's how I got invited to the pitch shows for tips Which did not work out my notes process was horrible They didn't like the disgruntled that's figured Like your character.
No, no they did not apparently was it was too much a little bit They also didn't let the fact that the main character was surrounded by crates full of mewing cats Like their paws coming out and all the crates were just labeled for kicking Wow, yeah, that was my dr. Mongoloid pitch So I did change the second character to Irene Gore who answered a Answer the craigslist ad for assistant to a mad doc of mad scientist But she was took it as mad like angry not mad as in mentally disturbed gotcha So she kind of ends up as yeah kind of the audience or get but moving on um See our archer like that's At the end of episode at the end of series or a season like by killing the main character And basically misdirecting us all from the first season excuse me first episode where you see him in the pool right? Yeah, no, and you're like oh my god instead and then the rublings come out like three episodes before that and you're like Move with a finale rather and it's like oh he's a replicant. He's a replicant.
You're for all fine No, we're not new. No, he isn't So yeah, um, it'll be odd to be interesting To see where archer goes next season On that whether they're gonna pull a winter soldier on it or Something radically different. Yeah, it could be a season without archer. They could be a series without archer at this point It would be but may I mean that got such a great supporting cast they do but they still have that I would miss him I miss him for a season.
Yeah, you know what I mean? But like I'd want him back. I don't know I don't think I'm just great of the cumulative hangover and that's why he doesn't quit drinking So as we in this article and they were talking about the uh, the 12 cinematic universe is currently in development. Okay, uh, the first one was Ghostbusters I wouldn't call that a cinematic actually it's they're making it into one.
So the first one is this is a one I think I'll see a reference face. No, it's one that's coming out soon within um Yeah, after after this one then there's gonna be supposedly a movie called ghost core With, um produced by Drew Pierce and Channing Tatum Oh, I like Drew Pierce uh, Valba and supposedly there's gonna be four more ghostbuster flicks in the near future They're centered on difference. Well, but Paul Fick said that like we was like this is just another like quote unquote franchise of the ghostbusters Right main thing. Yeah, um I think they might be running into 1990s x-men problem What that means if you don't know if you didn't read comics in the 90s, um, basically anything with an x in front of it was like printing money Um, so you had x-men uncanny x-men astonishing x-men x-force x-factor x-factor the new x-men new x-men I mean like it was rampant.
It was written. They brought the new mutants back. Well new mutants are gonna be one of the new movies Um, so they don't think they're gonna reboot. They're going back to the original new mutants.
They're not Yo, it's gonna be magma and then wolf main and all that and cipher what that'll be interesting. Um, I don't care what archer said. I don't think it's a gay sex man. It's not just because his name is Doug.
Um But no, I mean they're going back to I like that like fox is not gonna reboot x-men all of a sudden they're gonna go Hey, we've got Wolverine 3. We've got x-force. We've got new mutants. Um, it doesn't necessarily have to have x in the pedal Um, it would help but new mutants doesn't Um, so okay, then there's the Hasbro universe with gijo micronauts And and rom and rom.
Yeah, which I have issue one of so the next one of that will be gijo 3 Uh nights of transforming or whatever the fuck it's called. No gijo 3 not transformers 5 or whatever transformers 5 is like It's only universe. They're not this is just Hasbro. It's gonna be gijo gijo rom and micronauts No transformers is joining that no their Hasbro They're keeping it separate or the kiss well, no because then the new name is like nights of transforming or some bullshard It's listed separately as a separate universe.
Is that really? Uh, then they're doing one for apparently I do one for King Arthur Which it's it's a brief discussion. Uh, there'll be something coming out March 2017 Uh kaiju Um That's gonna be the king Kong Godzilla one Uh 21 Jump Street is gonna be broadened together with men in black and a crossover Uh, there's also gonna be a female oriented entry of 21 Jump Street of course because that's what you do now Valiant comics is gonna get its own universe Uh bloodshot so you can start with bloodshot Remember the bad you've read valium comics They came out around the Valiant Like harbinger Harbinger whatever, uh bloodshot Yeah, so they're gonna Yep, yep, so they're gonna do that Yeah, so then there's another one called american international pictures That's bringing it together all the like campy fifties movies Uh like she creature teenage caveman reform school girl brain eaters viking on the sea serpent Uh, all of them in one movie so they're gonna make 10 interconnected remakes of uh, looks like the day the world ended and the cool and the crazy Uh, they're gonna do one for Robinhood. They're gonna do one for transformers, which we know about that Um There's going to be a spinoff of the origins of bubblebee That's slated to be anything within the the conical transformers.
Yeah, obviously there's marvel anything Uh lego universe Uh the universal monsters should be on there is uh, it's it's not yet hanabarbarra Uh, yeah, hanabarbarra is starting one called scuba I see obe and then they're gonna Johnny quest and yogi barret Uh, yeah, or thunder barbarian. Oh, we fucking rad What was the with the with the with this like the triceratops that like spit ball? That was the um, I just said it wasn't thunder barbarian. It was um, herculoids.
Yes with the stone ape and the bleeping glue And all that was starting to think I'm like, I'm like Yeah, yeah, so I would love to see a Hercules movie they do mention universal monsters with Dracula and told me What it was supposed to start with also and there's been nothing else since then right? Well, they're saying the wolf man the mummy and the creature from a black looking in her hall Did they actually confirm? So and then would logically end in monster squad if that would be awesome if they pulled it off It would be a coup like it would be a cultural coup for the people that like take our kids to movies But we want us that see movies like you know what I mean like pretty cool. Oh my god It might still be on Netflix.
I don't know it was songs on youtube. I know that Oh, yeah, so yeah, so i'm not gonna versus everywhere Yeah, speaking of cinematic universes. I guess we'll launch into this. Um, I sense so despondent But it's actually not that bad.
Uh, I saw it to me in turtles two out of the shadows um it had the right blend of We talked about this, uh Earlier with like all the reboots and stuff. Um, it did have like kind of earnest relevance Um, not relevance, um, reverence for the source material It did have camp. It was cartoony enough that any newcomer into the series could join in But I found it really funny that like the plot of the movie was effectively I think we discussed this off air I'm not sure. Um, I'll leave it to you internet That the premise of the movie is that Shredder and Baxter stockman are tracking down the three teleport items Or i'm sorry, uh, like parts of like a teleport machine to get cring from dimension x I remember that being from The comics the original archie comics could have been from the first season of the tell uh the 80s cartoon I don't know could have been both could have been both but um, I liked that like there was that nod I liked that crang wasn't He was kind of scary like being a weird disin body brain just hanging out outside of a robot body Um, but then you didn't have that really cartoony like we goes partner-brocker and And like the thing is like just punches in like in the face over and over and over to get him He's like no wait.
I'm sorry. I miss under yeah, um, I misspoke Um But like the robot body looked like the robot body from the ninja turtles like everything about it was great It was Probably one of the dumbest third acts i've ever seen Um, well you had be bob and ron and rock steady internet People actually were actually actually pretty cool They kind of nailed it. I was pretty happy with them Especially when they're at a bar at one point like as they're mutated themselves because that's where they would go And there's like I can drink the whole thing and not feel a thing There's a war hog and i'm a red ostrich and i'm gonna run into the bar like on a dare like I liked be bob and rock city. I thought that was very um Character like dead on like okay.
It was great. How was kacie johns? Oh really? Wasted he was wasted as what he was.
Um, he wasn't drunk the entire time. I know i brought the bar Uh, he was it was mis potential He originally started out as a cop Okay, and then when you know the cops couldn't go far enough Um, they suspended him because be a member of rocks steady, you know escaped with the show The world's biggest super criminal. Um, they benched him and he ends up saving If it will you see that in the trailer And then he like never really dawns on the mask again. He's just kind of there as assistance for the turtles Yeah, like it was really wasted potential.
Um, and I love Steve on melon. I mean, I love arrow. Um, I know my my friend that I saw it was like Well, you know, he was pretty and that's enough for all of us. Yeah, pretty for that Really slot It was just like the third act was like, oh no the techno drum i can reverse a polarity.
Wow there goes the techno drum Okay, like that was literally the third act. Wow. Um, sure it was like let's fight to reverse polarity of and we did it because we're good guys Right. Um, the only true redeeming factor out of this movie which I talked about I'll fair with you Was that tyler perry played baxter socman who never turned into a fly which I was ready to point to it Um Also, it was tyler perry so I kept leaning over my friend every five minutes and going medina helps the shredder medina Though there's no way there's no end.
It's just medea. Oh, I think so Medea, yeah, but it's like medea helps the shredder medea built a teleport machine. Okay, like Medea doesn't build mouse or don't let's me down the next movie the next movie Is basically it helps the hip-kc jobs like I imagine tell me a scape like please cost it He's just dressing as like a big black woman going I'm just here All right, which leads into medea goes to jail So how was uh speaking of april new how was megan fox didn't shoot her thumbs that much i was really impressed I'm really big About her they had to seem like she's going undercover as what appears to be a call girl That's not up stretch. No, um and then sees that she has to become a catholic school girl to Oh, this is a plot point a literal plot point Okay, where she has to like turn to a catholic school girl to stop the mark so she can finish downloading the files about The purple is that so is basically a reason to make a box dress It's basically an excuse to watch her change from call girl to catholic school girl in slow motion Of course, which effectively killed my boner because I was like this is gross.
I can see her thumbs Okay, never want to get jacked off by the hind end of a ring of tang but hey, we're gonna go brine nasa green Um Yeah, but they're having like a third kid like it was like kind of like on the way when they started breaking up so who knows Um, he's gonna keep sucking that fucking back and off the teeth. Yeah I would cheat on that one. Yeah Goddamn thumb them in Mm. Mm.
Yeah, so so you're saying that her performance was about as good as in uh, what's a Jennifer's body? Do you ever watch that? Oh Awful when she's like I am a sex demon and you're like, please stop. Just please stop.
Just please stop Yeah, no, so she has to become a catholic school girl as a plot point So he seems like slow motion where she like sees a catholic school girl, um kiosk in the uh, what's an airport or whatever it was Oh, yeah, there's a catholic school girl kiosk. That's where they sell the skirts. Oh What airport was she in was it like Berlin? Uh, no Ninja Turtles one.
So what? New York? Okay So, yeah, she like strips off her jacket ties her shirt up steals a you know skirt Yes, Kurt puts it on rolls up her pants and it's like, oh, I'm a school girl And then gets the guy trapped with like other school girls and she's like, aren't you famous? You're famous to make them all stop flock to them take selfies so she can use don't tell us watch to finish uh downloading the smile on the purple ooze Okay, so Don't see it.
Yeah, no worries. My father. Um, I mean it was fun Like I had fun watching it, but only because I was making fun of it the entire time. Okay, so what else do you have on your list?
Not that much. Okay Just a one or two red shirts that I've got Um, and I don't watch it, but The uh second episode of preacher. Yeah, I had a lot of shit in it. Did it.
Oh, yes. Oh, yes Um, I haven't watched it yet. I have to And I know when to bring the comics over. I just got that from that dnd cheater upstairs, but uh trader Yeah, we're gonna bring that up in the next two minutes on to the story.
Um, because I know Emma will have something to say about it Well, technically won't be the next one. It'll be one in like three months from now Actually, we're catching up really But uh, not in this order that I've written down, but I would do one talk about the things that appeared in preacher one the word the word of god Is okay. I mean he's he used it twice in this episode once to tell everything to be quiet, which crickets stop. Howdy stopped I don't he hasn't like willfully used it yet.
Like it's been kind of weird accidentally Um, he uses it when he's basically torturing a child molester. Um, his school was driver who has obsession with a girl on his bus Okay, but he gets basically gives this guy like a scolding hop bathism Over and over and over and over. Oh, yeah, and then at one point just goes Uses the word and says forget about her and it freaks him out the point where he shoots across the room Um, and there he goes. Forget about who he goes the girl and he goes what girl?
Um, but Jesse's starting to Jesse and jennison's are starting to kind of coalesce into the same being Okay, um being that I know this season is basically a quote unquote prequel to the comic Right. Um, I like that. I like that seeing Jesse be freaked out by the power he's got um, he kind of took it on board really quickly in the comic Um, yeah, yeah, I did and this is The series is different Um, but good and it's different in a way that I'm like, okay with like the way like I'm talking about where it's like he's not taking the board Right away. He's still a preacher.
Um, you need kind of a really gentle slope into the into the actual series of comics Like it's not just like we're going 60 now. Like I like that. Um, I'm not Mad about it with with garthennus and sethrogon and evan gulberg and the guy from breaking bed his name. I can't remember Um, sam katelyn, I believe his name is um You do have kassy which is if he's not a fan favorite, he's my favorite I mean he's been my favorite in the comics despite him being a complete bastard by the end of the series Finally referring to art's face as that guy with that arsehole for a face So I like that we're getting closer to our face to basically him becoming our face Um and most importantly I will actually say most importantly they shot all the way back to 1881 and started showing the Origin of the saint of all killers.
Nice Um If you're a fan you basically came at that point like the minute you were you realized it was the saint You're like Holy shit. They're building them up slow. Will the saint come in that way through the season? Will he come in at the end?
How far will you have built his backstory? Like if you've never heard the comic you're kind of like Why are you shooting all the way back like oldie westy? Well, basically pre preachers on western it is Um, when I start bringing it over, you'll realize that but I've read it. Oh, that's right.
I'm thinking brained I'm thinking you're upstairs. I'm thinking like first off I read it and then take it off I read it again when you brought up all the Yeah, um, but yeah, they started getting into like him leaving for his daughter's medicine Okay, and he runs across like that. Um, we're like a wagon train of like where you know the people from uh What is it? Pretty or whatever is yeah, they're they're they're like they're yeah, they're doomed um But basically like they're building the the saint at the same time.
They're building Jesse custard So it's a matter of the timing and I'm sure the response in terms of the season Yeah, um, but this is one where if you've read the comic Yeah, it's different. I highly recommend it Um, it's much like uh, and it's I know it's it's a sick sick name if you know comics Um, but tom McFarland where every iteration of spawn was different. Yeah, and they've said why do you do that? He goes why would you want to tell the same story over and over again?
Yeah, um, so while Spawn the animators was awesome and spawn at the time comics were awesome. Yeah, and spawn the movies Is the better um even the area really rough. It's bad. Yeah, um in terms of preacher like they're not telling the same story exactly and Seth Rogan has said we will hit every Uh milestone you expect from the comics now is it gonna be timely is it in the same way?
No, but we will because we have reverence for the source material going all the way back to the beginning of this episode Um, so I'm super excited about seeing this just just the second season of it I'm sorry second season. Uh the second episode of it um as every note. I've wanted to hit All right, I mean we're all wondering how the hell you're gonna have ours face Um, and then the seventh element made total sense Um, even though when I close my eyes, I can kind of figure it out But I figure that's from the years of reading the comics over and over and over again, right? Um But yeah, like you know, our space doesn't look as As just figured as ours facey The guys got like a moat like basically through his eyes like period like he doesn't He kind of got a tone of voice, but it's mostly there was eyes and the guys went a great job Okay, uh reminds me a lot of um Jesse Plimpton from uh breaking bad the guy that um, you know I'm talking about the guy who shot the kid and yeah, yeah Um, kind of the anti-jussie right?
Yeah, but I mean it kind of reminds me of him of like kind of being a weird moral compass in the world of chaos Okay, cool. So that was very articulate Yeah, it's like you've been writing political columns. It has been like a very good almost I only said fuck in my first column four times. So I meant to tell you um when you were talking about tv generals too I I was gonna throw porn in because there is a porn coming out for tv Naturals Has its own trailer and it actually looks good Actually, they actually have really good costumes and high production quality for porn Um, and I think my favorite part is the porn star april Neil is playing a for a little Neil like yeah She doesn't wait for that that one to come out That was a like back like a truck of money over to go come on I thought they even had to do a truck.
I'm sure she would have gone for it, but yeah, so That was gonna be my porn throwing porn into something That's all I got. Oh, okay. Well, um, there's a video on youtube of uh the stunt woman from super girl who what this not the stunt woman Oh that first first super girl, uh, she did the american into warrior course Yeah, and like blew it out of the fucking water. So that was impressive Uh also on super girl uh superman will be in the first appearing actually appearing not just like on the next season on the next first two episodes in the new season Really so they're already casting him.
So we finally got superman in the Arrowverse. Yeah, I guess it's gonna be the arrow versus the blendy verse. I think it's what they call it Uh, and then the Cartoon Network justice league action series is What's gonna be just a league unlimited continuation? Um, and there's gonna be you know, obviously superman one woman and batman But they did some sketches.
They showed off some sketches and it's blue beetle green arrows at tana joker harley quint lobo Well, lobo was in the was he I don't remember. Uh, he appeared in the high nerd he appeared in the two-parter That was uh when they thought some of his deputies transported the future with vengele savage and he was voiced by brad garret Okay. Well, uh, this is why I don't have a girl. Why's your man hone hunter shazam?
Are they gonna be original voices? I don't think that's what they just showed off a bunch of sketches. Uh, dr light and dr fate Uh, which dr light better bad. I don't know is that a guy or girl?
Guy I think that guy uh, jimmy rays blue beetle. Yeah, uh big barta nice firestorm and what appeared to be swamp thing Nice. So that could be uh jimmy news that uh justice league dark may not be a movie in the universe But it will be animated or could be animated. It's supposed to be the next time it's supposed to be the next uh after killing joke after I think killing go it's gonna be in theaters for one night.
I saw that I saw that I saw that one night I might have to either take the day off or day over whatever that is or just Walk it over and go. I'm at like an hour of sleep. I don't give a shit the joker's off sick. Fuck.
Yeah, um, I would like really love to see that in theaters Yep, I'm gonna have to do that especially because I didn't like the killing joke comic. Um, no, I did not That's all I got. I like the first half eight the second half Okay, well, I like let me phrase that I like Everything except for that part where batman and joker shared the joke like I hated that that yeah, I thought I was a great way to end it It was I wouldn't say it's so lm war, but I mean it's like yeah, I get it. They're both insane Yeah, they're both mirrors.
We show the point. I get the story is I like the frick miller take on that more than I do like the lm More version of that yeah, or the grand more some version No, the point of the story is that you know one bad day they each have a bad day joker goes one way batman goes the other but they both It's you know, I think what I ultimately hit it was that joker told batman a joke And he laughed like to me batman doesn't laugh that to me is why it's that's why it stuck out so much Because he doesn't laugh and so and he did it that way and he did that and it was about two That that made it was about to lose it right that made even more fucked up that batman laughed Okay, it's fine. I'm a good Instagram so I just I just remember reading that originally like probably in the early I think I read like the late 90s super late 90s and just going Yeah, I got it. I like it and alamo was like he wasn't as insane yet So I'm like he wasn't he hadn't reached wizard status or the well he is a wizard yes All right.
Well, that's what I got. That's what I got. Oh, I do want to say after the week okay quiz tales TALES Okay, I like it more I meant to bring this up off air so you can remember it What was that really dumb quiz game where you fought against your friends the spinning wheel and trivia trivia trivia crack trivia crack something like that Yeah, I hated it because you had to like wait for your friends like no I play trivia trivia tales You basically play like it's a wins an outright RPG. You do level up But you bay well you want to shock I play games that you level up in Um, but you can just play like against like the I a or you can play multiplayer.
There's a group aspect Which I'm not totally thrilled with and as you level up you unlock like the shop and other mini games other ton of mini games from I'm gonna gather But I don't have to wait to play right like I can just go Normally quest mode over over over over over again like and just play quizzes and you get powerups and I recommend this if you hated trivia crack trivia pop I don't remember anything trivia something. We all know what we're talking about Um If you didn't like that game like I didn't because you had a weight Um And there are no lives like you don't have to wait to like regenerate live after like 10 minutes you get a heart or whatever There's none that bullshit. Um If you like trivia games, this is the one I recommend This is the one that I really didn't know I was waiting for and then when I saw it was like, yeah sure I'm playing a horse at this trivia You start out your base characters right? This is the one where I this is the trivia quiz game.
I've been waiting for okay quiz tales ta Oh, yes, I'll check it out. Um, I If it's not if it's not on the ultimate ultimately, no, I never did like I see references to it But it's nowhere in the store. It's weird. Like I even went to like the the store location for the programming company And it's not listed on their apps.
So I don't know if they took it down for something maybe it was really really broken for android Um, so I still don't want to be one of the levels But we just have to sit there for like literally two minutes and I'm like You'll podcast it out long Uh, that's what I got We'll make we'll make porn start the week April O'Neill because we talked about her I was like, yeah, it seems like kind of a sinch but we'll do that and um, yeah, so I don't know the social content either. Obviously I've had a relatively minor week because I had got to be with me all week So didn't have to interact with grownups. It was kind of nice You think there'd be a social contract as long as I'm kids on that one, but no no she's a kid um Yeah, I don't know that's it. I guess we're done next week.
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