Welcome to No Plots Just A Clap. I am Deb. Need John to let him sit across from me that needs me to talk him down from buying shit at the hot topic is Doug. And we have our first guest, our non-turned Michael.
Hello, it's Doug. Doodaloo. That's Michael. Actually, I'm a full whiteboard for all of us today.
The first one I wanted to start out with is something that we had talked about previous to this. First real problem looks. As we all know, I got a disc stuck in my broken Xbox. And I could not find the manual to check to get it out.
Michael, do you want to tell them why we finally got it out? Mainly because I really wanted to watch one particular episode of Venture Brothers. And that disc was stuck in the Xbox. And we decided he had to watch 20 years of the midnight, so he finally looked up with a manual eject on the Xbox.
Ignore me. Well, that's actually overlooked me if we're talking about the eject button. No, we're talking about the grand galactic Inquisitor. I know.
Ignore me! Somebody left the baby. Ignore me! That was a weird one.
Okay, sorry. But yes, after what? Two weeks have been broken. That's what finally motivated you to look up and look it up on the internet.
So all of you that break your Xbox 360 and need to find the manual eject. It's hidden on the side in the air vents. Where it should be? Oh, that's the exhaust port?
Huh? That's the exhaust port. I just don't know why you wouldn't put it on the front like, you know, all computers ever? And the original- Because you wouldn't have to have a trenchboard to get to it.
I wonder if it had a locked-in achievement. Oh, it'd be fucking rad. Well, the funny thing is- The funny thing is even though it's broken, it still makes the noises when you run your finger over the power in the eject button. Like, women.
You know, I know it was a bad idea to get you two together. I tried to get it over the last time I had a girl pee-pep at me. I was gonna have an eject button even when they're broken when I rubbed it, never mind. Um...
Okay. Moving on now. Yeah, because you know what you call a girlfriend up your breakup is the next box. You have to get back together and then break up again.
She's the next box, 360. Why would it be the next box, 360? Because you've got to get back together and then broke up again. So you did a 360.
It's a geometry joke. Narrated. Narrated. Oh, God.
Uh, so Michael, do you want to tell us what you've been reading lately for the first time? I've actually been going through Dr. No by Ian Fleming. Nice.
Um, was I going to say, you didn't read any of the Ian Fleming before? Nope. I accidentally got into them like a thousand years ago because I found an audio book to a point of the Ian Fleming novels. And I ended up really liking it, so I just blew through all the other ones in paperback.
And that's my plan the next week. What were you telling me about Dr. No, the movie versus Dr. No's book?
Uh, it's movies much slower than the book. There's just so much that they left out. I just kind of really wished that they'd vote. I kept it more true to the actual story.
Yeah. In the book's name is Dr. Yes. No.
No. The book's actually called Dr. No. God, God.
Keep up. I got it. And you're also telling me that you can never see Sean Connery actually playing James Mullen. No, because the actual character in the book is no bit more brash.
And Bragget? Yeah. Sean Connery's rugged. I don't know.
Zardoz lives in the desert. God damn, why did you have to put that image in my head? Isn't he wearing a little harness thing in that? He's wearing a banana hammock.
That goes up over his shoulders. Oh, you mean like that? Like the bullrat? Yeah, it's like an over the shoulder, boulder holder, banana hammock.
I mean he's so fantastic. Yeah, I mean like Batman built. Yeah, he's not doing it. Yeah, he's not doing it.
Yeah, he's not doing it. He's a healthy belt. And um, what's he doing? Oh my God, one of the first pistol you see Han Solo pull.
Like, you know. So when you're trying to fill me Sean Connery shot first. Does that make Greedo the giant wooden head in that? Oh, why do we get set over time at Zardoz versus Star Wars?
There's no comparison. There's one that we talked about on a regular basis and one that we only bring up when we were laughing at Sean Connery. Entrapment? The rock.
Fuck off. Nicholas Cage. I win. I didn't even have to agree with it.
I enjoyed the rock. Where does she go home and fuck the prom queen? She was the prom queen. But you know what movie I want to go back and rewatch?
I'm totally giving off topic to a shot with Nicholas Cage was I was thinking I had to see Face off. Oh, nah. I love that it's uh. I love that it's uh.
It's called Cast of ours when you and I were talking about Face off. I want to take his face off. Um, yeah, what is that? John who was first American movie?
I found that first American director. What is it actually kind of holds up pretty well except for the few bitches I had about it. Except for the dubs. That's an every John movie.
It's not for the few bitches that I have about the styling. It actually holds up pretty well. It was the first movie where you really had the oh is there a lull in the action? Turned into slow motion.
Like that I mean at the time like that wasn't cliche. I mean it was like the whole when I talked about the Shane Black uh uh Shane Black cliche of uh Every third act of a movie is like a white guy with guns fighting yeah fighting bad guys on a boat at night. That wasn't cliche when he wrote it and John Wu doing slow motion action sequences wasn't cliche when he did it. It was John Wu.
Um, but no I really want to go back. I want your vampires kiss. You just want to see naked listen to him. I don't blame him.
Not only do you know what she's not like she naked but she's in that? Yeah. Vampire's kiss. Yeah.
I think you're kiss of the vampire kiss is one where he uh thinks he's going to be a vampire and makes the coffin out of a couch turned over. Yeah I think you might be kissing the vampire. However speaking of a list Moana please tell me you saw her quote unquote sex tape on Funny or Die because it's hilarious. No.
Oh yeah that is actually pretty good. It's what her supposedly in Mexico is the random guy and they're supposed to be making a sex tape but at some point during this she kicks over the camera at all you get to see is footage of what's happening in Syria. It's hilarious. Awesome.
Yeah Adam why can't you let her go? For a second there you had me at like sex tape you went to your dynamite. Oh no it's fantastic. I'm like thank you for having such a great sense of humor about yourself but knowing if anybody says a list Moana is sex tape you're gonna get a million hits.
She's so charmed. You want to go back and watch Charmed again? No I've never seen it. I don't seem like it would be your thing.
No. Hello to other news I don't know if you read this this morning. I'd rather listen to send me Charmed life than watch Charmed. Oh I'm sending Charmed.
Maybe. Maybe. Sorry. You can keep singing if you want.
Well it's a bit hails. Oh if you're hearing that wrestling Michael's rolling cigarettes. For money. Yes that is exactly what I'm thinking.
You're shaking it up and down like a fucking shark. I don't know if you read this this morning there is Arrow flash casting news. Yep and it's a glee. Not to be confused the monkey food space ghost.
I was thinking about the whole thing. Oh I was thinking about the whole thing. That was really good. But it only be one so I think that coyote finally got that.
Yes it is Grant. What is it Gary? Grant. Grant.
Grant. Yeah it's going to be the flash and arrow. Flash. Yeah the pilot.
Which I mentioned that they're going to build into the. What would you call it the DCCU? The DCC cinematic universe. I can go with this.
Because it's empty from Marvel Cinematic Universe. DCCU it makes them seem like they're going to show all of them in their college. Yeah it sounds like some sort of weird community. No it's not like a free speech like political committee.
DCCU. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. It's like the ACLU of the comics. It's like oh we're not back girl get married to a woman.
I've got to call it a DCCU. Which that's true actually. It's been a hot button issue with DCC is that the two creators. I can't give them one more time.
I know the other one is J. Williams III. Left back girl or back woman. Because woman.
Why does he keep talking that voice when everyone knows his Bruce Wayne. Anyway. Even Bane fucking knows it. He's like where's the trigger?
And you're like dude just save your vocal cords. He's in character but I'm having some help. He does it in Terminator 4 as well. I always talk to you for whatever you're going to ask.
I don't want to hear about your sex life. You're going to have to get the horse mask aren't you? Yeah. It's going to give you a weird snuff porn version of your next.
It's going to be a jive snuff. It's very German. Or it's cocksam poop. But I know so the creators left Batman because she wanted to marry her girlfriend.
A character named Maggie Sawyer who if you remember back enough she was actually a character from the 90s Superman animated. And she ended up being put into the comics as part of the Travelers Special Crimes Unit. I ended up moving to Gotham for Tumbries. I didn't read it.
Would you say work? I was teasing. Or twerk. I said work.
But she's been dating Kate Kane, Batwoman. And they were going to get married. And I guess D.C. was like the kibosh on that.
I don't understand why they would have such a big issue. I mean they've obviously been dating for a while. What's the wrong with them making it the judge? Well and they made the earth too.
The only reason why they turned gay. And Judd Winnick from the real world of any novel greeting nerd would know him as a symbol writer from Batman and Green Arrow. And Buri Lean. Let's not give up on my indie cred here.
Well I don't understand why they would care when they've already established that they're fine having gay characters and gay relationships in comics. But they can't get married as the issue. Apparently they're shitting on not gays but gay marriage. I don't understand.
Maybe it's just because they don't want to deal with the political fallout. I think it's stupid. Because comics have always been pushing me up a letter to be socially or politically or what's simply acceptable. Well and Judd Winnick won the Eisner Breakout book was Pedro and me which was about his roommate dying of AIDS.
Yeah and God it's like fucking mouse level depressing. It's like Elliot Smith depressing. It's like Requiem for a Dream Depressing. It's like if Elliot Smith did the soundtrack for a Requiem for a Dream and then watch Haynes.
And then like Tom Hanks Philadelphia was in it. What I always thought Requiem for a Dream should be part of the High School Anti-Drug program. That's actually not a terrible idea. Hey do not want to fuck a dildo for drugs.
Watch this movie. He got a friend that referred to that as the worst porno ever because what he would do is he tricked friends into just watching that scene. And then they'd ask to borrow it and then a number of hours later he'd get a call from him incensed with rage. Like that's the most horrific prank you could follow.
It's a reppering for a boner. It's more like a... Like I said he said he's like the worst porno ever because like I said he tricked him into just watching that scene. And if you watch that scene out of context it's not horrible.
But when you know what's actually going on it's sort of rushing. And I think Michael's right on this. I think maybe that's a good idea. That might be a great idea for anti drug propaganda for teenagers.
I don't know why the dildo lobby is not pushing for that. Is there a dildo lobby? I'm sure it's probably the porno out of the lobby. I'm sure if I googled dildo lobby I'd come up with a bunch of websites I don't want to look at.
So just turn safe search on. And then by that they just mean that dildos have condoms on them. Like I said it's just one of those things where it's like there's always going to be things you're afraid to google. No matter how innocent it might be.
Like I was trying to find... Do you remember the kids' books that had like Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Stringbean and they were like round?
Yeah. Or these owned the rights for them for like a billion years. Yeah. I'll turn five pictures of Mr.
Happy. Something you really shouldn't google. See like I said it's trying to find a children's spoke character called Mr. Happy but you're afraid to put it in the book.
It's buried. I will tell you right now. You know what you should have put in Mr. Happy children's spoke character.
I'm afraid about... I'm trying to think of how I can safely google that screwdriver I have called Mr. Seven Hands. Yeah he's got a screwdriver called Mr.
Seven Hands which is pretty useful and awesome but every time we use it we laugh like fucking idiots. Edward Seven, have you got to know Mr. Hands? No it's more Mr.
Hands. Mr. Ohhh. Dude keep dying doing that.
Not that time I'd later on. Well everyone dies later on. Not that way. Dude you finally walked the new fright light after I've been recommending it to you for a while which actually I think you made me watch for the first time.
No cause we watched the new fright night together. I never watched it. You gave me the name of it. It's fucking worth it man.
I thought... Actually you were pretty tall when you were watching that. I thought it was Friday night lights. I thought it was Friday night lights.
I couldn't figure out why the football player... I couldn't... Why was that football player biting everybody? Um...
Yeah. No I guess I'll finally get around to it. I think part of it I'll be honest was I'm still on my hook kick and David Tennents in it. You know David Tennents created it.
He's fucking funny. He's fucking funny. Now do you realize that most of his lines are just in cursing? Yeah.
I started breaking down scenes with him and I was just like not with him. That'd be nice. But it's just... Some day.
Just have David Tennents guest and then all we do is just break down the script of Fright Night. I don't know. I was like this. I'm fucking...
I'd listen to that. I think in the nerves he's talking about filming that and how intimidated he was by Colin Farrell's body. With his shirt off and him with his shirt off. Although David Tennents with a shirt off, it's not bad.
He's real lean. He talks about that on that podcast. No, he's real lean. He is not bad to look at.
No, he pulled down a major hotty. He's very married and extremely happy. No, it's fucking his own fictional daughter. He made it weird.
Anyway, so more on the night. So Fright Night, yeah. I kind of outgrew horror in general. It's the reason I just don't see movies like the Exosome of Emily Rose or the Conjuring or Insidious.
I don't care. I don't care. So Fright Night was kind of a left field one for me. Well, I liked it because of the humor.
Well, and so I'm watching the credits and I realize it was written by Marty Noxen who was part of the Mutinandami group. I'm sure some of my favorite episodes of that. She wrote the Jonathan episode, I believe, when Jonathan cast the spell and he's the hero. Oh my god, the opening credits are low in a worth watching that episode.
Especially the last beat of that when they have him, the Angel jacket walking away. Yeah, they do the Angel nod. Which unfortunately is one of my least favorite seasons because they have the Adam as the villain. Once he got back to the floppy drive on his tit, he's like, I just uploaded all of the internet.
I'm like, not on a 3.5 yet. And it's got the eject button like that. You could have just noticed Michael rubbing his nip when you said best. You're rubbing your disc move?
Is it flash drive? eject. See, it works on many levels. But uh, so Marty Noxen, the special effects supervision was provided by Walking Dead's Greg Nakatero, who I'm a big fan of.
And I've been into special effects since I was seven, kind of a weird aside. I had a friend's older brother who that's what he wanted to be, was a special effects artist and had just an entire bookcase full of books by or without like Stan Winston. And industrial like magic and like piles, just jealous piles of Fingora magazines. And that was really, like influenced me very early in terms of, you know, where I would go in my life in my brain.
But uh, so yeah, the special effects were alright. Hell for the lead. The lead, I actually really like Colin Farrell. He kind of had that like, white, somewhere in me.
Oh, we're talking about Anton Yelchin. There's been an everything lately. But I was gonna, I was gonna text about this one. I'm like, now watching Fright Night, it made sense he would be odd Thomas.
Well, he was really good at not Thomas. The times he had with that movie were not centered around him. Michael, you like that Thomas didn't you? I guess he did.
He watched it with me. Was it wrong? Yes. Is this just, it's just Anton Yelchin movies that you're having in the stream?
You're just like, fuck your son, I gotta drink vodka. No, no, no. He and I were playing some drinking games with Jameson. Yeah.
And normally I get off work and he's already got a cushion going. So, yeah. I have a high tolerance, I have to start early. Yeah.
Okay. But yeah, no, you watched that Thomas with me. I think we watched the second half. Anyways.
But I really liked it. But yeah, I guess I probably knew it was a plus or plus. And David Tennant was just fucking hilarious and charming. And when he's pulling off, he's trying to get the sweat off his balls and the leather pants and pulling off the facial hair and all that.
And he's like, oh, I'm drinking Midori. All these old character quirks. Just fucking great. And the funny thing is the first time I did the reveal on that is after I'd seen the episode of Community where Jeff is dressed up as what Nightshade, the goth, the magician.
Oh, yeah. Just James' birthday party. Yeah, I kind of want to see them do kind of like dueling stupid cough magicians. Well, it'd be that in Jim Carrey from Anderson.
Oh, can I hear that movie? Brained fucker, whatever they had. Mindfuck. Mindrape.
It was such a bad movie. I know. And you laughed so hard when I told you about it. I was like, oh, yeah, mindrape.
He pulls a fucking thing out of his face and you watch it. You're like, Jesus Christ. It could have been, it was either going to rock or suck. It was either going to rock or suck.
There was never going to be in between. It was really funny when he goes to the third world country to give him magic kits instead of food and water. I mean, there were so many premises in that movie that were gold and just squandered. And you had a super-poddle livey a wild, although that might be the next one to mention earlier in the week.
Yeah, she's bad shit insane. Isn't she dating, uh, Jason Cydakis? Yeah, but she's like a crazy vegan and she does really kind of have the crazy eyes. I think she might be so...
It was probably from the lack of protein. Like I said, I think she might be so crazy it's not worth putting up with the hotness. Yeah, that's right. Like I said, it's the crazy hot ratio.
What's they calling on? How much are you specific? Uh, Vicki... Vicki Mendoza diagonal.
Exactly. I think... I remember that. I know I mentioned Mother.
That's true. But like I said, I think the crazy might have to be the hot in that woman. There's a reason why she's the poster child of Peter right now. Yeah.
What? What was that reaction? Well, it's just if you're the poster child of Peter, you're like... I'm gonna say...
I'm gonna say... Don't get me wrong, I'm a Pescatarian. I don't wear leather. And I was gonna say...
How many robots had the dog for those leggings? No, they're nylon. This is a bunch of Maitons. Exactly.
In their own image. Hold on, I've got it. There's a lot of them. They're like, oh, they're robots, they're called to Maitons in their own image.
No, because the Nylons are who they fought and battles are like to go. I can't tell if you're sad because I made a nylon-silon joke or you're just sad because... Because it's an excellent point and I didn't think of it. Yeah.
But they don't have a clever catchphrase like the Bellux or the Cyberman. No, they don't. You're a silon, aren't you? Yeah, I'd say like they glow when they fuck.
I think it's a whole thing. No, you're a silon, I think. I'm a silon? Yeah.
I'm a silon. I'm not... I'm not... I'm not looking enough to be a silon.
No, I'm... You're looking... You're looking... I'm a good...
I'm like... You're her nerdest? Yeah, I'm gonna see her and John Beere even filth off. Oh my god, that'd be fucking amazing.
Yeah, K-Sack out of John Beere even filth off. How do I get on that one? Oh my god, because you need the only one that could pull it off. Yeah.
No, I'm probably pretty enough to be the inside of a doll like in that's not as close as I get. It's the fucking Tom York lazy eye and a couple of tentacle whiskers and... Aw, poor dog. I'm like the one that got sucked in through the time lock and is kind of fucking crazy.
I gotta be that one. So you watched the James Pragot roast, which I did not. I did, and about halfway through it became the John that Hill roast. I started watching it, but I thought it was like 3am when I was watching it though.
It's... Okay, most... There are a few comedy roasts that really pop for me like the one you shot in one. Oh yeah.
The Joan Rivers one is probably one of my favorites. Bob Saggot. What I've noticed is the ones I really like are the ones where they have like a circle of friends. Not just your usual roast.
I don't know if you're gonna have Jeffrey Ross and Rest in Peace Break, or all of yours. I'm gonna have those two until recently. I'm gonna have a great girl though, but... Oh, great girl though.
Yeah, I know. Rest in Peace and Demons one. But this one had, I mean, do you know who was on the dais? I mean, you had Joan of Hill, Seth Rogen as the rosman.
I started singing Falco's On the dais and I had... I'm glad I'm not the only one. Yeah! I thought...
Oh, weird place on the dais. On the dais. On the dais on the dais on the dais on the dais on the dais. On the dais on the dais on the dais on the dais.
I can't trust him. He killed Mozart. Oh! Sorry, I'm ahead.
So if the snake's eating its own head, how does it poop? Okay. Orgors. Orgors.
It's the peppermint of this week. No, so it's got Joan of Hill, Seth Rogen. Sarah Silverman, which I know she's really funny in it. I'm not a Sarah Silverman fan.
Bill Hader. I'm a huge Bill Hader fan. He's really funny in it. He plays Mr.
Hollywood. But they have a great fucking gag on Bill Hader. Two of them I remember. He goes, yeah, blah, blah, blah on Twitter.
Speaking of 140 characters, no one gives a shit about Bill Hader's here. And there's one where he goes, something about, yeah, I know you have that fucking Lazy Eye, but that is so lazy it's collecting welfare or something. It's Jeff Ross pulls out some great shit. That's awesome.
I think it's Sarah Silverman who says something about... Yeah, backstage Seth Rogen rolled a big fatty health rate to get Joan of Hill on stage. And they start making like fucking terrible weight jokes about Joan of Hill. He takes all his stride.
He speaks well now. No, he fluctuates. He's kind of pulling an Oprah. And they make fun of that where they're like, how hard was it to find a Tuxedo that changes sizes every three months?
I'm Tuxedo doesn't fit anymore. It must be because I've grown so much. No, it's because you stole it from that boy in a bar of vitzva. Man, thank you.
What is that? Be trauma. I was going to post my personal Facebook about it and thanks to a healthy Dose to Denial. I'm immortal.
I'm an outbursts general sleddingist. Denial son. Thanks to Denial. I'm immortal.
I'm immortal. But also Joan of Hill wrote it. See, the James Rinko was really fucking funny and the opening credits, it's like directed, written by, produced by James Franco. Yeah, everything is Franco.
I mean, everything is Franco. I mean, it's like watching kind of an almost extended riff from this is the end where they've been being, you know, pompous and going to Yale for seven years or whatever the fuck you did. I don't think it was seven years. No, but I mean, you know what I mean?
Like, it's some good shit. It's really worth watching. Like I said, I put it up with some of my favorite Rose from Comedy Central. There have been some do'sies, but they need to do George Des Kie.
Well, he was on the chat. Yeah, I know. They need to roast him though. It's not Des Kie.
It's Des Kie. No, Des Kie. Like gay. Like he actually said that.
So I'm not being good. Please don't watch that. No one calls the DCCU on me. Please tell me that you've seen the clip of him reading Fifty Shades of Grey.
Oh, God. No. I don't think it's a lie. Every time something is particularly suggestive.
It's hilarious. Did you hear that there's a black flag level uprising about casting a Fifty Shades of Grey? I can't have her. I'm huge pro casting on that.
And one of the things is that- I don't know what the girl is. I think she's got a girl or something. No, she's got a few things. She did a very short-lived series called Ben and Kate that was actually very good.
Oh, I'm- It's Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson's daughter. Oh, that's someone- I can't think her name right now. It's her last name's Griffith, but her first name's escaping me. She does have a good part.
Emily Griffith? No, that's not really- I was just gonna go on. It was a local reference joke for anyone in Denver's Emily Griffith. I was gonna say she does have a bit part in 21 Jump Street movie that's actually pretty funny.
Who was the British girl in Ben and Kate was really funny and she's in a bunch of- She isn't a bunch of stuff and she's- I can't think of it with her. She's Australian actually and I think she's pretty much- Nothing, she's British. But I was gonna say she does a bunch of stuff and she's real funny. I was very sad Ben and Kate was short-lived because I actually really enjoyed that series.
But um- Sure, I did me a- But like I said, look up him reading Fifty Shades of Grey because it's hilarious. He made me watch it. Michael made me watch a while ago. But we've referenced a couple things which is a good jumping off point for our next thing.
Dr. Craig Joyce this week? I think Craig Joyce last week. Um- Last week since- We'll get to the short one then we'll get to the long one that works as a segue.
Yes, the short one. The short one is the eye totally correct or endo- We're almost to the point where you're allowed to talk about Dr. Hiller. No, I'm like the third episode in on season seven so I'm not out of who woods yet.
But I do like the just the sheer nuttiness of Dennis Orson's mission. Um, it's very ex-cop. Um, but uh- It was a question- Yes, so I cried during Dr. Who.
Um, and I know that I'd listened to Nerdist where Matt Myra was trying to cry during the Doctor's Life episode. It was not that episode. Uh, I actually cried during uh- I don't remember this the day I died was the girl who waited episode which is the one where Amy gets like the two separate timelines and Amy ends up like not being saved for 36 years. Um, and Rory and the Doctor are like you know running on different stuff.
It's like been like minutes to them but years to her and they find her and she's like a post-apocalyptic like mad Max warrior woman. Yeah, that was a sad one. Oh my god. So spoilers if you haven't seen it or you're gonna get into it.
Um, that's pretty deep in the series so. But uh, yeah, there's uh, you know the Doctor says we can save both of them. Um, you know, and uh, I'll rework the TARDIS to preserve the paradox which has happened because the Master did it. I was gonna say they've established it that's possible.
Um, but in the end the Doctor goes no that would actually tear apart the reality the same way it almost did with the Master. Um, and uh, so the Doctor locks the the older Amy out and uh, there's just this scene where the two things kind of hit me where the older Amy is like banging on the door and she's like if you love me lock the door don't let me in. I'm giving all my time with you to her and you know the previous speech about how she was the most beautiful person that uh, she had ever met and it was just this, just the line of like, you know, don't let me in. Like if you unlock the door I'm gonna come in and you know you're worth it and I'm starting to get a little misty and then like Rory is like yelling at the doctor like don't make me fucking choose.
You're turning me into murder. You're turning me into you. Yeah, it does. That's something that always gets me as like you're turning me into you.
That would ever like anyone like accuses the Doctor of being this heartless monster. It always hits me really hard. Because you know that's not how he thinks of himself but you see certain situations where you're like yeah you're fucking David Tennant with the end of time. And you know and Rose, or not Rose and Amy saying you know this is what happens when you're alone.
Like you don't have that kind of Jimmy Cricket character. But yeah I bald at the end of the girl who waited and you know that older Amy dies and she's at peace when they like tag her with the tranquilizing skin. And oh my god it was I thought you were in on being shocked but you were yawning. Yeah.
You're like oh but you were yawning. I love your space work. No, no I can't drink that. Which is when I end up talking to my mom and she'll be okay and I'm like Doctor who was really sad.
Stupid therapy is making me touch my emotions and I cried everything. No I'm stupid feelings. But yeah so and then the second thing I cried out and we'll use this as a segue. Which is something both I was gonna say when I watched this week.
Yeah and we really want to talk about it. Yeah just the timing of recording. We didn't get to it last week. It was the last episode of Futurama.
What was it called? The one with not the dead dog? Something about not the dead dog? This is not the dead dog episode.
Yeah something like that. But um just fucking heart wrenching. But they went on a high note. I mean really I've been a little itchy about this season.
It's been kind of uneven and the series finale was just the happiest saddest thing I think I've ever seen. Well I finally proposed a silly look. They spend their whole fucking life together and then they shoot it together. They do it together.
Yeah and they choose you know the once again spoilers. But at the end that line where it's like you're gonna have to give up all that time with yourself. It's gonna be stuck on like weird time. Yeah time string couples.
And yes or is it gonna be ready for another go round? Let's do it. And it's just so so fucking beautiful and poignant. It's a couple that so loves being together that they're ready to do it again.
Even if they had to kind of. Even if they run the risk of it. Well you know that Leo is gonna say yes. I mean that's just it's not like the.
I'm getting caught in the time loop when he jumps off the Empire State Building. So you get caught jumping off the Empire State Building. Don't they remind me of Slow Mo from Fred. Yeah definitely.
Totally be of Slow Mo from Fred. Yeah. But yeah cried and you know but it was like a happy cry. It was like an oh like that's really.
It was a fitting end to the series. Yeah. Yeah. You know because I think at the end of every season they've kind of pushed Brian Leela.
A little farther. A little farther. And this one was like it's the end of we've got to do you know the big you know big moment with them and fucking we talked about like you know and you could easily take out Brian put Rory into this as well when he says I can I waited a thousand years for you with Rory it's 2000. You know he goes like you know I waited a thousand years just to meet you and oh god it's so beautiful.
You know it's probably preying on you know my low level of loneliness. I'm like oh you just want to wait a thousand you need the perfect embarrassing. But that was a little joker instead of crying. I don't know what that was.
But. But you just coughed and then looked at your hand afterwards. Are you checking for Chucks of Long? Pretty much.
Okay. That's good. Always do a long check. So I don't know what did you guess.
I really liked the episode. I liked it a great deal. I was a little wondering why they just kind of sound stupid when I say this. But I mean if they're together for that long was it just they just weren't having kids?
Is that just not in the cards with them? No I don't know. Like I said it's just one of those reasons. She might have been infertile based on being stuck.
Well that wasn't fault. She might have been infertile because she's a mutant. Yeah. That doesn't make any sense because her parents are being used to be her.
People leave their mutants and humans can cross breed. Well that's true. It could be a tremendous long thing. Like I said it's just because I mean mutants were banned to the sewers until.
which I love that they actually finally brought that in. Like I said they had their mutant freedom movement. The Devo. We'll do anything we can for the mutant movement.
Play with it. No. Oh. He's so great.
So Doug you forced me and Michael to watch a very horrific video. Yeah let's bump up from crying with the fuck off. To crying laughter is the fox video by a Swedish or Norwegian band. I blew it's Yellvis.
Why can't they name them so velvet Yellvis then? Oh velvet Yellvis. What the fuck? Okay we're going to have a band.
We're going to have a band called the velvet Yellvis. I want to go with Gary King the enablers or Sister Cripple. What's the name Doc Hammer came up with when they asked him on the commentary to come up with a band name. Sister Cripple.
I had a group of ex-girlfriends that were going to form a band and I say they called themselves ambitious bitches. You were? I'm still going to have a lot of my exes. But the fox video.
What the fuck? How would a fox make any of those noises he makes during the chorus? Oh I'm sorry was the fox scatting? Was that real?
Was that the sound that you're like no no it's all wrong they actually scat. Well you and I go with another fox it sounds like Michael. Yes more of a chirping it's like whoa whoa whoa. They sound kind of like a torture chobawa and they always like that.
They do yeah they're often. No they sound a little bit like Ios but it's not I'm just going to say it's a little bit. They don't have a Yoweler bar though it's just more of a. Yeah I was going to say you might go remember when I was many years ago when I were teenagers I had this giant main coon cat named Joey.
And my parents looked right up against the Mesa. Joey got in a bite with a fucking fox and killed that motherfucker. I know exactly what a fox sounds like. What a dog is.
Oh what it's finding too. Yeah. And this is what it sounds like when fox is crying. No.
No. No. We can sing on a dais but you can't sing when fox is crying. Okay.