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Jul 12, 2016 41 min

162 Clap Lives Matter

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Lizzie and Doug ramble about Dragon Ball Z abridged, they get political for a bit, Flashpoint predictions, Lockout, Doug watched Roger Rabbit, and Pokemon Go/Iron Maiden apps

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Well, welcome to No Applause, just a clap. It's the only show that doesn't solve mysteries Like Sherlock or Batman, but fights their enemies like Jet Li or Batman And that leads me right into Dragon Ball Z That's not fair like that's okay, so in Dragon Ball Dragon Ball Z a bridge there's a part where they're deconstructing the Sagas the cell saga and Go on is presented with a mystery. Okay, and he says like oh a mystery We never get to sell a mystery like Sherlock or Batman We would just be the bad guy like Jackie Chan or Batman You've seen it You saw the Frieza saga effectively you have not seen any of the Android saga I'm obsessed with Dragon Ball Z a bridge which is effectively the 50% off Dragon Ball Z if you don't know what to present off is it is the American I guess like perversion of free the anime about the trials and tribulations of being in the Japanese swim team But a 50% off is amazing it gave us whoops we mix But it's basically like people like American people Redoving anime This is their needs very much like kung-pao or what's up regularly? Oh, yeah, it's it's actually showed you the Frieza saga And I know you liked it And then just but you know like having like or I Build they should after watching it, but I did watch I've been watching the Android series on that one the Android saga which I have on VHS Not see not that bridge version but the actual version and there's a point where Vegeta calls Android 18 is smug cunt She totally is she then breaks his arm which actually like that's my point is like the bridge version actually makes more sense Because he says that and she goes I'm gonna break his arm.

It's like yeah, that makes sense like break his arm Where's like in the original anime? It's like I'm just gonna break his arm for no reason right other than I'm more powerful than him Like the fact that he calls her a smug cunt everyone goes Which actually happens on the episode like TNN chotsu Krillin everyone goes He's saying what are you super saying? This ruffles my butjamas Right like a first you like okay, whatever, but we're gonna keep referencing it up for over again because it's amazing It's actually on team four star doc calm I believe it's the name that that one was But team four star is the one that does all the episodes. They've gone up to I think halfway through the cell games.

I've only watched through the Android saga It's amazing Well my life doesn't matter so I would Why life doesn't matter because I got pulled over by a cop for doing Four of the speed limit while it's in the kiss apparently too loudly No ticket because why because you remember the kiss army I don't know one of those I remember the kiss army Because I wasn't Well jamming on kiss It was a poser ticket and it was like I want a rock and roll out now. Yeah, it was poser ticket Yeah, all right, so let's see this week so politically We want to go down that road not really okay, because I'm more than happy to but that'll be a whole episode It's me just ranting. I don't care if you're gonna vote for or not I was expecting to go jail, but I was expecting charges or something and if you actually like listen to the FBI director Get that speech like wait, so what you're saying is anyone else would have had something yes But for some reason that you're not saying she's too rich to feel And there's a conspiracy there's like oh, yeah, no playing up the attorney general on Saturday in Arizona And then well, no, we didn't he talked to Laura Lynn, but that's all the story In a secret interview on a plane which is there is one there is a clip of us There's a senator or congress person person Excuse me congress person. Let's be PC about this Who is an XCA operative?

He was an agent like a undercover region and now he's in the house a clue They did it pretty much as soon as the FBI guy said that speech which I'm sorry The FBI doesn't make decisions on whether you're gonna prosecute or not. That's the attorney general Correct. They called a special session and started asking all these questions this guy ripped him apart. Yes So you're saying there wasn't intent.

He's like right. Well, what do you consider installing a server in your basement? No, but I'm the one to race and don't call both of that I agree and I don't know the situation as far as them having well They do that exactly what they had personally know address is they used to work as well however unlike Hillary They also printed out their emails that were considered for work and submitted them for public record because it wasn't just about the sense of information Exposure it was about the structure public records as well, and they just skimmed over that entirely they destroyed public records So yeah, anyway, she should have had something out the door people that have done less have lost their jobs lost their clearances Hey giant fucking finds or gotten exiled to Russia. Yeah, that's true Russia or the The what country embassy is he hiding out in like Venezuela's embassy in England is yeah, it's in South America But it's not South America's yeah, whatever fuck her fucking I actually like a little during guy Well, see how that happens, man.

I got a win, but yes I put a massive dent in the footing block in the next literally 30 days. I Talked to some Guess about that. I read it like a column. He has to put a massive dent.

He has to get on to those Yeah, he starts showing which he should be able to he needs like any 15% Scoothing in the polls to be in the debates I think that's a number. There's like a magic number to be in the debate at least got it I think so as of right now. He does yeah, so we'll say it gets on the base I think if he gets on the base people actually start really liking that guy It's not like Americans actually go to research on the wrong Another news Lives don't matter They are immoral I was gonna say that I just went out the wrong to there's a fair amount of arrow Dctv news that came out this week Because Stephen mail came out and said that well first he came out and said that that arrow wouldn't be impacted by flash my properly then he came out at the people's choice of words and He was saying sure when asked whether flash wanted to back arrow and then you bet when the follow question was was Make me say gonna be majorly and he said you bet but then he's since joining on Twitter Is that no I miss under I miss him to the question or miss answer the question or something so I don't feel he just doesn't fucking know Which is good move from him going Yeah, well I mean flash my Oliver clean was the head of the green arrow industries, which is that military contractor company, right? Yes, there any steals advanced gadgets from super villains from military use that was on his way Well, that's flat well, that's flash point.

I think we're gonna talk about a post flash point world when we get into it So I think you're gonna have a harder world on Ollie. I don't think he'll be the mayor I think I'll reset to him like him being a vigilante Yeah Flash we'll see on that one. I think it's a supergirl Yes, well especially cuz John Bartman just talked about how he's gonna be on every one of the CW shows, which is arrow flash Girl So despite losing a hand, I think he stole Raja Fucking final we're not talking about what you called it before He roads the star dust wrestler guy that always he's gonna be an episode arrow That's who they have said they just said he's gonna be on arrow at some point Like we go I don't like your body the way it's either a big wrestling fan like WWE wrestling things never I'm not like popped up on like the last couple like wrestling things. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. He wants to be Is he wasn't in like Or yeah, he was in like a royal or something or something Yeah, oh and then Anna Kendrick apparently did you see that picture of her as a girl? Like she's made a comment has you would love the swirl girl girl and so my photo shot did really quick And it looked pretty good.

No you should check it out. No. Yeah. No.

No. No. No. I'll replast them No, we don't Right now, Mr.

Robot starts next week. Yeah. No, sorry. I said last week.

Yeah But like what a coup would have been do you have it start on July 4th? Mmm, there's no one sitting at home watching TV. Well, most people are sitting on watch TV. Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, what you were But they got the fireworks and stuff like that at night. I don't watch TV as much as they would normally attack or five night attack What was it? Oh for the Oh, the thing in Paris. No, but in Mr.

Robot. Oh, it was the nine five attack. Yeah. Yeah Wednesday Well, we get to see it No, it should be a premiering this Saturday Sunday, are you sure?

No, not at all. It doesn't make you're looking right there. It is and we're in July Yeah No, it's really longer than damn. We're not even through all this shit.

I want to talk about Oh, I watched lockout. Yeah, I try to have a new movie in this episode And we'll talk about the old movies I watched but I watched a lockout which was produced by Luke Busan Who you know from Lucy and Fulfillament No Okay Watching a lockout which effectively is a Wet sloppy blowjob to John carpenters escape from dot dot dot city Yes, well this one was from MS one which is maxing security one, which is a prison in space Okay One is Luke Busan like some kind of high-concept Pitchman like is look at all of his movies. Yeah, Lucy Liam the professional especially like this and Development he just likes doing unique stories, which I appreciate yes, but like it's just like really high concept pitches and he goes This is what happens and then they go what's in the third act and he goes That was black hands and yeah, I actually really liked lockout once again. I love the original junk carpenters stuff Yeah, I think that in this the whole premise is that a guy Pierce white love from Ellie confidential from The proposition Ironman 3 even okay He was like I am like I'm the man Jordan.

I'm like really just got a drug of tattoo like this make you the man But I write demand with the dragon tattoo. Yeah, he's a man of the dragon tattoo I Like I pierce um the fact that it was like a CIA operative Who was jailed for a crime he didn't commit and then like part of the aging? Don't done done done done done. Yeah, well, he I just have to go now The fact that they're like well the president's not are stuck on like a prison space prison Oh, no, she went there for her mandatory reasons, okay?

To make sure that nothing like demolition man was happening okay because they were like if they were quite Drunkly a cry gently frozen or it put in stasis quote unquote there'd be dementia. There'd be at its a coasties whatever So she went out there to go no more Simon Phoenix Well fun fact a lot of Simon Phoenix now Simon Phoenix was played by no No, some old Irish guy whose name I don't know but his brother was played by Joseph Gildon who is Cassidy in Preacher who he becomes the main We'll get in a future in a second Who's by the way his accent is so impenetrable It's really hard to understand sometimes oh In lockout, it's rough like I don't remember a creature they dial it down and lock out It was like what if I'm ever fun. I'm all right. All right, great.

You're watching They I think they kind of well Obviously church it up in terms of preacher and this movie but like they did church it up like they did make him like The Pat Irish man guy, which by the way like why are we the bad guys? But guy Pierce definitely playing the new snake Plissken like the un-uncarrying yet Root-forable like anti-hero in this yeah I really like to walk out. It's one of those movies that frequent cast and your roommate branded like suggested to me and I just never Really remember to grab the DVD from the guys I would say Love love love it instead of a shot Yeah Sorry Finding Dory But yeah, this week been came movies although we did watch and manage she loved it She loved it and then it was funny because I was on the phone a few days later With a friend of mine were talking about something's going on and I was getting worked up and we started his way of calming Down was like yeah, that's okay. It's just creates this like crazy scenario It's like well because of this it's affecting this and like yeah, and then I'm employable Yeah, I mean can't be heard me say and then I'm not avoidable and when it first was like Are you gonna leave your job about something like no?

Maybe it's just we were just talking and she's like oh well, you know dad if you lost your job You could always go to Boston Robbins and I'm like, okay, and really really so said but be careful because Boston Robbins always finds out That's adorable and then watch Guardians of the Galaxy and in the middle of group is doing something in the middle of it She goes if you don't like group that it's okay. We'll grow on you He literally actually well yeah It's not 11 year old it's fine. You gotta be here Like she worried about my Young daughter watching a civil war going quite quiet quiet and then When the giant and things out and she goes he got really big and like Also, I'm right there with you We only have a couple more things. It's mostly app related, okay Let's get into real quick that I There hasn't been a whole lot to watch so I've been going down like a kind of a movie hole I have watched hot tub time machine to and I'm gonna go back and watch hot tub time machine one Less said about that better Like and I'm excited for the third one based on well did you see the end of the third one?

We're like basically like in the unrated version that John Q sack comes back as like some kind of retirement sassen to kill all of like the blues The like the rock Cordries Look I'm in like they get into like the multi string the multiverse like idea like I mean But I would say I start watching Roger Radith or I guess rewatching his eyes on theaters No, I've never seen a movie. What's it like? a The technology behind actually filming that movie is amazing. Yeah, it's like watching like the original Star Wars really like It was I think 88 or 89 788 no cool world was 90s.

Okay cool world was totally 90s with Brad Pitt. Yeah Anyway, I have issues with the cool world It doesn't make me sense like so he sticks his dick in a tune and he becomes a tune at the end like I don't like the rules don't make sense They're not But I've been watching Roger Rabbit and I'm like 20 minutes into the movie like much like last week rose 20 30 minutes into don't justice. Okay, and I have issues of course I do there. No, yeah, there's you.

Well. Yes, but I just just the movie So with Roger Rabbit like there are so many darker jokes that I never caught. Oh, yeah Really? Yeah, I was watching some of my dad because why not?

Kids are doing right watching now. Like I don't remember that and they are nurse. Oh, they're like that's like they took that to a home Other level at some point. Oh, yeah But no like I didn't realize that like any value in the back of the like the red car that I bought by clover leaf which was Spoilers 30 years old yeah, yeah, yeah There you go Well like he hops on the back of a the red car and like with the kids he's like help me get up And you're like oh anyone's a good guy and he gets off he goes thanks for the cigarettes and you're like he just got off Like he just got those off a nine-year-old like he just bummed cigarettes No, we're the kids about cigarettes And then I kind of like the thing and then the girlfriend with the fire extinguisher.

Yep Girl Randall does he's not intention. Yeah And goes into Roger Rabbit Well, no, but she would have to time travel for that Unless you're from tomorrow world and she was at robot Like a robot coming to drop a fucking back of C4 on them Fun fact they actually just was the new hero in the last Couple weeks that's got called Kaiju King in a dragon soul. We'll get an app right now Was effectively Godzilla and I'm trying to unlock him desperately. Let's talk about apps.

Let's talk about Pokemon go Yeah, let's talk about a game where you walk around you find stray animals you capture those animals you train them and you use it to fight other animals I call that having a kid. I'm pretty sure that's called Michael Vick Oh With their all right Lies matter we're gonna have on the top of them. Okay, just like all the lies of matter Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm babbling at this point.

Okay. I'm tired. We'll see Brad. We'll get through this It'll be a rush.

I don't worry about it But up on goes don't like a huge thing like it happened. I actually saw a tweet that said We hope We hope you're We hope your lover has Goes down on you as much as the server from Pokemon go guys. Mm-hmm. Yeah, they're down all the time And so it's not it's not yet.

It's the same company that made it ingress and it's not it's not on Androidism, okay, yeah Higher so if you're on an older and we can't use it And I guess there's some there's something little bracelets for like 35 bucks that blue tooth sensor phone and all the bracelet does vibrates when you're close when you're near to a Yeah, and then you push the button and it catches them and then uh Emily did you want to sit down join us? No, thank you There's a story that I read to you off air before she's learning about a girl in Wyoming Who of course lived in a mobile home farm with her with her mom? Yes walking down walking down a river to catch the water types Pokemon and found a dead body instead 19 living in the beautiful home Yeah She pulled it the body does body you she pulled a Is that stand with me or stand by me? Just I'm wrong Yeah, yeah, it's like candy or something else to be involved Little no scandy little bugger sugar It was a somebody's a photoshop and sure it was look really no There's a stripper on a sure bowl and there's like a little bird Pokemon on her on her butt There was like a fish book mom in a friend pan.

Yep. There was one He covered up her bits and pieces but it's basically his girlfriend's bent over the bed and there's a Pikachu right over It's like hold on me. I can't for the kind of idea. I guess this purpose and they're gonna not catch that hopefully not get something else Yeah, later But walking into streets can you buy cars falling in the river they've been stopping traffic look there've been car accidents Yeah, it's basically ingress on crack because it was never this bad But it's the same interface even like they changed the color scheme obviously but overall it's just ingress where you catch your Pokemon That's it.

It's the same fucking map I'm pretty sure most of the portals and ingress they just poured it over to be Pokey spots or what about the column to get supplies? I'm pretty sure the same fucking portals from ingress are now the wait to get supplies Yeah, you have to get more poke balls and you get incense to make the Pokemon come to you like baiting It's like baiting a fucking woods. It's not fair, but apparently you can do it Pokemon So like hunting with deer urine yeah, yeah, or you know like dropping a stick It's high-minded to a lake and all the fish can terrorize it with a thought it's pretty much like that and then I get some Pokemon They call it incense. So it's okay.

It's all hippie and lovey In sense, but yeah, so there's these spots that you measure walking their spots that'll show up and they're usually Unique architecture or natural right things But so far from when I was playing ingress I've seen the exact same spots that were portals be marked as like gyms or Okay, these these fly spots Change the color to green and yellow Pokemon little dude on it a little things pop up every down then and here's a map and twirl done Best one to pick Stopping Yeah, but like Bulbasaur was like not even a thing like well when did it stopping? Swirl Pikachu Charizard I don't know what I do know about So my little adult is has a song called bitches and my first exposure to my little sister was somebody took animation from Pokemon cartoon and Turned into a music video fucking song. I'll see you later. It's my shit Like times really good and of course quality stocks was done back in like 98 so it's all that insulation.

It's not I got it all but what was your spinoff gonna be since I stole it from you I was gonna go into the other app that got released this week. Oh, okay Which app what's it called iron maiden legacy of the beast and what's the purpose of it? It is the iron maiden RPG app. Okay, so instead of unlocking your bullshit Pokemon Yeah, I unlock different versions of Eddie fire.

Oh Eddie Samurai Eddie that's like five star. Yeah, but I got Eddie and I got a wicker man Eddie. Yeah But I imagine wicker man Eddie is voiced by Nicholas Kich Yeah But no, it's a super great Actually reminds me of Excuse me legend that old Demo guys that did psycho not Yes, so you run through basically the premise of the story is unlike Pokemon where it's like just get them all the premise of this is that some dark higher power has Shattered Eddie spirit soul into across these like multiple worlds and you have to go find them to make Eddie whole again Because it's Eddie and we feel some kind of you know like closest within because because he's Eddie and I've been metalhead for a long One time you catch all the eddies you do actually But yeah, like so you go through like all these worlds and it's very it is very Use any that you've caught to fight other eddies. Yes, okay, so now we're dealing with human slavery and trafficking So you're capturing a well, Eddie's not human Right Great lives Oh, that's not the conversation right there.

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