162 | Damn the Torpedoes!

Despite popular belief, bad journalism, or urban legend, there’s nothing new or illegal about the ‘torpedo’ bats the #Yankees are using to obliterate baseballs. A hot 4-1 start for the #SFGiants is only good for 3rd place in the ridiculous National League West. Claiming the Cody Bellinger trade was anything but a #Cubs salary dump is a fucking lie and an insult to every fan’s intelligence. If the nomadic #Athletics are going to play in a subpar minor league ballpark, why not spread the wealth with a barnstorming tour of all their affiliates’ stadiums?Even if their decent start is short-lived, it about damn time #WhiteSox fans had something to enjoy about baseball again.Pete sampled some tasty new beverages and food selections at Sox Park on Opening Weekend. A resurgent Spencer Torkelson would be a welcome addition to a #Tigers roster already ravaged by injuries. Instant Replay still needs a dose of common sense and transparency to properly serve the game and the fans to which baseball owes its existence. Instead of offering a bullshit apology and insulting merchandise discount for MLB.TV’s embarrassing Opening Day debacle, it would’ve been more honest to simply say ‘we fucked up – now give us some more money.”https://majorleagueaholes.com/