164: CROSS ROAST Who will it be: Jen McCabe, Katie McGloughlin, or Michael Proctor?

In this unhinged and public episode, Mel and a delightfully tipsy Rebecca break down the absolute circus of Michael Proctor’s 5-minute Zoom hearing—complete with rogue F-bombs, hot mic disasters, and peak boomer tech fails.Then, it's time for the "Cross Roast," where Mel forces Rebecca to watch Proctor get absolutely skewered on the stand by Alan Jackson. Come for the ruthless takedown of terrible police work and bad nicknames, but stay for the chaotic tangents about perfectly cubed pickles on Italian grinders, 90s lesbian awakenings, and the existential dread of trying to find an emergency vet for a puking chinchilla. Grab a frozé and enjoy the ride!Join the Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/@SomethingsOffPod/join