164 - The Drinkin' Bone's Connected to the Weird News Bone

We spouse-swap the standard all-encompassing geopolitical &/or generalized existential doom for the humdrum miracle of other sorts of headlines, those on the margins of the edges of the normie strata of the lunatic fringe. (Problem with the links—too many, and too tired to fix in a timely manner.) Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrYSupport: patreon.com/heatdeathpodNever Forget: standwithdanielhale.orgGeneral RecommendationsJD's Recommendations: Narcos-SaintsJNM's Recommendation: DahmerFurther Reading, Viewing, ListeningGoogle Says It Will Stop Android Phones From Suggesting "My Face" When Users Type "Sit On"Police: Naked man arrested at Planet Fitness said he thought it was a "judgement free zone"Court Recommends Electronic Monitoring For Woman Accused Of Escaping Electronic MonitoringFlorida man says he wasn't drinking while driving -- only at stop lights and stop signsGermany: Man bites police dog, woman punches officerDoctor removes 23 contact Germany: Man bites police dog, woman punches officerlenses from eye of patient who 'forgot to take them out'Doctors Find 55 Batteries In Woman's Body — 'Highest Reported Number' EverHurricane Ian ‘street shark’ video defies beliefMan charged with smuggling pythons in his pants at US borderNigeria seizes donkey penises to be smuggled to Hong KongChinese man trapped aloft in hydrogen balloon for 2 daysNorth Dakota Woman Charged After Bringing Raccoon Into BarFDA Warns Against Using NyQuil As A Chicken MarinadeWoman Accused Of Stealing Pelosi's Laptop Has Odd Request To Leave House ArrestCanadian Politician Gets Buzzed After Swallowing Rogue Bee At News ConferenceCar Thief Who Hid From Police Inside Giant Teddy Bear Learns His FateSouth Korean Town's Garlic Ad Reeks Of Obscenity, Farmers SaySpain's Prime Minister Suggests Ditching Neckties To Save EnergyMan Pushes Peanut Up Colorado Mountain Using Unconventional Body PartMichigan Home Inspector Convicted After Masturbating With Client's Elmo DollLocationless Locationsheatdeathpod.comEvery show-related link is corralled and available here.Twitter: @heatdeathpodPlease send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: [email protected] us Fan MailSupport the showSupport: patreon / buzzsprout