We've got a lot of gain, we're doing alright, we don't have any loud talkers, you're okay, I'm okay. Come on, my okay, do me close the door so I'm not humming anything. Yeah, probably. Um...
How's it sound? What was that about? Door's closed. That's what?
That's what? Welcome back. Good to see you. I was good.
You guys are back all right. With a bane. That's the fucking door credit. What are you going to have to do?
We're going to be listening to the one talk car podcast. We're at the Madhouse, the news studio's cool. We're quite fine but we haven't set up the recording equipment yet. Painting's done, hoist are in, cars are in.
The glass is in, the viewing platform is in, everything is in, except for a microphone and a studio. It's a stupid problem, the chicken is always... Double bar. You can hear it, it's a happy new year, Roscoe.
I'm going to be back. I feel good to be back, I missed a few episodes towards you. I'm going to say, yeah, I was about to be around. I'm going to say, I've been for crazy in the year, and we've pushed COVID away.
We've pushed COVID off the cliff. We've got back to the COVID, so it's only 20, so it's only 20. I actually think I had COVID the week before Christmas, and I was going to functions and whatnot, and I kept testing negative. I think...
Did you? And I kept trying to function again. Man, you're okay, I was really holding your life. It's not that long, I was sweating like an animal, I genuinely think.
Did you wear a job on? Yeah, it was alright. That was a lot of ice. How was it going?
You're brown. Oh, I made a lot of ice. You almost looked Jamaican. Without the length.
It wasn't a hit. No, you got friends Wendy. Let's see. No.
Well, are they all welcome to the Democratic Republic of Jamaica, last day? Wendy? No, okay. Dead joke.
Dead joke from a lot of that support. Dead joke. Yeah, well, I did something this year that I've done for many years, but I changed the format, not a little bit of a cruise through the city. This time I went for a cruise on a boat.
Well, let's talk. Road trip? Or just come back from a road trip? Or cruise?
Because the glistens out there know that I love my cars, but I also love my boats. So this was interesting road trip. What are you doing? Road trip.
So road trip with a Tesla. Well, where do we start? We just stop. We want to...
No, no, no, no. How was it? So we're going to compare your trip on my trip. So how was it?
Stopping every two hours, like the 8C's. Drive, revise, revise, stop every two hours. Usually when I go in the sea, whatever, I've always had a diesel car for long distance travel. It's like land speed record.
I'm going to do it without stopping. And I get there and I'm fucking trashed, but I still set land speed records. With a Tesla and with a family, you cruise. You have to stop.
Because you got a choice. There's so many people buying cookies and brownies and food and those types of stuff. If you notice, I've sent out a few jobs. Yeah, I've sent out a few jobs.
Yeah, and what happens is, you get to, it's almost like a little convoy. Because by the third stop, you get to know the guy. It's like, hey, Roger. Go on, go on.
He's that. 10neion, that's 6 miles to the gallon. I'd get the wave and I wouldn't wave back. A bit of a cock on that.
It's like the old school vlogs back. Yeah, it's all these drivers. It's like, you know, can I? So basically, I thought I could skip a stop.
So singing to Melbourne, there's stops at Gullburn, Gunter Guy, the Taka Box. Classic. Yeah, did you take a petrol generator with it? No.
I would have been the guy that bought it. Well, Donka, then you'd rather say, something you've got when you go there and then Melbourne. So it is almost every 150 Ks. You think, yeah, but I've got a 400 K plus range.
You might get 200 or 300 minutes. No, what happens is, you're plugging the superchargers. So from 20% to 70% to 80% to like 15 minutes. I know it's going to cost you.
About 25 bucks a hit. Okay, so how much do I got? I'd say, under 180, 90 bucks. And how much do I cost me in diesel?
Well, just over half a tank. Yeah, price-wise, I think it's the same. Yeah. It's not a money-sane.
Did you hear that? My brother-in-law. No, no, no. I didn't see that.
So what happens is, so when you charge everyone knows the superchargers, although it doesn't, from 80 to 100, it becomes a trickle. It slows down. It's like filling up a, the analogy I've been told is I'm filling up a bucket of water. You turn the tap full blast, and as you get to the top, your slow down set doesn't spill.
Same when you charge. It's got to find empty cells, and it's looking for them. So basically, you leave it at your set. So 50% worth the outside kilometers.
Okay, so you don't have that much? You don't have that much. You get there with 30 to 20%. So you top up.
You have any range anxiety? No, no, no. No, no. No, it's good.
Because you set the nav to Melbourne, and it guides you through all the charge stations. So it's good. And we got there. Well, relax.
It was unreal. The kids didn't complain. It was good. I asked you a question.
When you got there, there was no one waiting. No. Without a full? No, that was all media hype.
Let's say there's 10 people waiting for you. I'm sorry. Stop. We left at four in the morning.
Okay. I don't want to avoid that. Say, because all the Tesla people wait for each other, it runs nice. There's no animosity.
So you'd be sort of the way the car, the way it is set up. You could probably queue up in a line. Like when you go to football, and you queue up to go to the toilet. Next in.
Yeah. Then you queue up. So there's no like walking past while you're getting a cheeseburger, and you take the charge rather than one Tesla would be one Tesla. No, I don't.
No, I don't do that. That's what I do. I take it out of the Tesla to give you the cane. The family or else.
No, you can't. And if you stay idle, so if it does reach your maximum with the superchargers at 70%, anyway, you get charged idle rates. So if you park there for half a day, Tesla's charging you up. Well, you still get really good parks.
The best spots in the shopping town. Yeah, but the shopping center's because they're free. You've got to be pretty quick. So I'm thinking about getting a cap on your cap.
On the petrol cap. Yeah. I think about 3D printing the Tesla charger piece. So you can just plug it in.
So I can change my cap to the 3. Not before. Not before at the 3 ones. Anyway, it doesn't matter.
But I can park my car. You could just plug my car in. You could pop the car. They're going to do.
I don't even know. I don't know. But Christmas gifts from Tesla. So what they did over Christmas is for a month.
Because I've got the self-drive capability. I think it's always the money 10 grand. They get it to you for free for one month. I think it's something similar.
I think it updated everyone's cars and took features away. I think it's all right. We've got features. So you drive along and you double tap it and make a doo doo doo noise.
And you're self driving. You can't steal the Tesla driver. You can't steal Tesla driver's a fuck. So basically you get self driving.
It's almost like a cruise control of the mobile self steering. You have to have your hand on it. You can't. It doesn't steal by it.
I don't have any of that. Yeah. And then what you do is your auto lane change. So you put your blinker on and your tub in the wheel.
And it changes lanes. But this thing is not really good. Three ways a lot of divided lines. Yeah.
At one stage just by chance. There's a gap. Like a U-turn bay in the middle of the freeway. So when the car changed lanes, it didn't recognise the lane.
The right. Unbroken lane. Line. It kept going.
No. Yeah. And I had them enough. No, no, no.
If I wasn't, if I was sleeping on reading a book. Which you would have, like you would have done on YouTube yet. You would have, we would have done it in the media stream. So basically I had to gain two children a while.
I had to gain the wheel back. I'm all I've lost is shit. Like, oh, this is Ricky my neck. And it gets spooked.
No, no, no, because of the signal. Nothing else. And basically this thing gets spooked when we, we ever took a car carrier. So the car thought there were two cars.
Like two-thirds of the car. They car us. And then we could recognise the garbage bin. We got the garbage bin.
That's just hats. And those were the we just had the garbage binies with the number on it. Put the car to the door and car carriers. And then I got to go up and shout out to good friends at the show Paul, Mary.
Made up with him because he had a Tesla three last year. And he basically, Paul, Paul, I've been following him. He's done the wrong thing. He's gone and bought.
But we saw the rangers. So basically he said to me, there's a stop at the other pass here. Like, no, on the way back. That's what happened.
This thing just hit the fucking brakes. And the other pass. Because of the shows. No.
It thinks there's something there. It gets spooked. So would you spend the 10 grand? No.
Did you turn it off? Yeah. I was driving smooth. I got better range driving by myself.
I'd stand in cruise control. So I had cruise control set with me steering around the car just driving around the car. I had the opposite with my car. So obviously, it's going to be the second way.
So the BMW F95, the X5, the M5, all the M cars. I'm not sure whether something's happened with emissions over in Europe again. And they've done over their updates. Hey, this is a straight up.
I am second. They've done something. When something's happened with emissions, right? So all the cars sound loud.
They've got overruns, all that kind of stuff. They made them quiet. They're wrong on playing. They brought it back.
And they've since given everyone the Christmas message on the screen, which did the over the year. Oh, yeah. You're talking about the year. They did the over the year update.
And we literally lost everything. Like my tune. It blocked my DME. They got my car.
So I can cut my car's been detuned. They literally locked the car out. It's really cool. It's all the tunes you've definitely gone.
It's really frustrating. It's really frustrating. I made some sense. Another two things that happened on the self-driving.
For some stupid reason, when you've got an exit, like an off-ramp on-ramp, it says when the self-driving does the navigation, it puts up my blinker on to tell me that I'm going to go right, instead of left on the exit. So I don't know. I'll get you to tell you right on top of the... I'm not telling you I'm going to go straight.
So I don't know whether the blinker's turning on to tell people I'm not changing lanes. It's just weird. And the other thing it does, you get weird messages on dashboards. I think lawyers have written the Tesla message because...
I was just tacking it with the wheel. I wasn't holding on, right? Remove defeat device from steering wheel. It thought I had the feet device.
Oh, like an orange. Like a hand. Like a hand on it. Yeah, you know, you can wedge an orange in there.
Oh, is that what it is? Yeah, an orange goes in there. So that's a weird shit. Not a pair of...
Another Christmas shout out to Tim. You know, Tim. He told me to press the top button and say pop-up to the Tesla. Or was it good to have it?
I don't know what would have it, but basically you had the screen how you've got the car which shows it with the bins and the... Well, it's tended to say the sleigh. Oh, that's cute. And it's nice.
Oh, I like that. Yeah, and the other cars... I'll buy Tesla just for that thing. It gets with the other car.
You can go downstairs and get a drop. And you know what? The other cars are? Randy's.
They run. That's the other car. What about the car car? It was just a 15, right?
It was just a 15, right? It was just a 15. It's like a... It's like a 15, right?
And the front of the sleigh's got Tesla, Model 3, and lights. And Model 4, so you know what? Yeah. Looks pretty funky.
I'll show you later. I'm not taking a photo and put it on Instagram for this one. It's the grand. That Tesla, very boy.
I can't believe you can't become a Tesla fan. I'm the one. It's just a great car. What I'm moving into Harvard, well, we talked about the majority, but I've already got a lot of money.
You can't. I'm going into the Harvard. Oh, you're getting it. So I love my twin-tuber, V8, BMW.
V8, BMW. Yeah, I'm a fan of mine. I've been in the three- I've been in the three- I've been in the three- I've been in the three- I've been in the three- I've been in the three- I've been in the three- I've been in the three- I've been in the three- I thought I'd find a grant. I thought I'd find a grant.
That's like $4. I thought I'd find a grant. And then, do you wait? I've got to look at the G1.
That's really small. OK, I've got to look. Maybe I want to plug a Russian GX to the 20. So I'll wait a minute.
Look at it. Firstly, I'm going to look out. So you've got to look at the used ones. There's no new ones out there.
You didn't have any. You didn't have them. So these websites too. What do I?
Online, they're $4,000. But they're $4,000. Yeah, they're really small inside. They're $2,000.
And they're just not for you. So I've done a very extreme. Like, B&W want to get this new XM on the road. So it's bigger than my car.
That's electric. No, it's actually my motor. So it's the S63. Oh, it's a river.
It's a twin-turbo V8. But they want it to go faster. Fastest, this river with fastest in production car. Because that's like an M car.
It's like an AMG. It's like the G. It's like the GT. It's when AMG built the GT, the Coupe.
Correct. This is not a Mercedes car. Yeah, this is not a Mercedes car. It's not a Mercedes car.
It's not based on a base XM. There's actually no BMW badges on it. No. No, it's a Mercedes XM.
It's an AMG. So what does the badge look like? There's no badge. There's no badge in the front.
The back has a little shadow of the BMW on the glass. Does it say, build your dreams? No. It says plugging in here.
It says plugging in here. Sorry, it's a tangent. I saw that thing. The build is ready.
I'll show you why she goes what? It's a plugging hybrid. It's got basically an electric motor with the petrol motor. You can drive on your petrol motor.
But if you want some more power and some more juice, say you plugging hybrid this thing and you can combine and go all out. So how many cases does the G.F.F.E. You've got to drive an electric motor. You can choose between the two.
Yeah. So I think I'm at a point in my life where I find my car is a bit loud. You're getting old? No.
I've already spoken to HRE about getting a set of wheels before. Of course. I've got a 24-inch-aid vehicle. I've got a 23-inch vehicle.
23-inch-aid. Yeah. I'm going to stick with 24-inch-aid. Why don't you put the struts in to make a jump like a bonk and that?
That's my savings. I've never seen it. Oh, yeah, that's my savings. No, I don't think there's much I can actually do with the car.
And I like it's bigger than my car. I've got my kids getting bigger road trips. That's my car's the car. I'm going to go road trips.
So the next five of my longest car ever, it will be four years. Yeah, four years. So the longest car ever, the most case. I think I'm sitting on that 65,000 car.
The only car before that was the R36 wagon that I had. Before you had a family car? Yeah. Before I had a family car.
I had an R36 wagon with a thought on my car. I had a set of Lamborghini Galado, two sets of Lamborghini Galado fronts. I'm going to go 19 by 8. I'm going to set this up.
It was a cool car. I'm not supposed to fail. That was my favorite car. So road trip versus...
So I think you were road trip this year. You might have decided that you want to try catching COVID. What cruise ship would be like? I dread to drag me on.
I'm a good deal. I'm a good deal. I'm a good deal on a cruise ship. That's why I work there.
Everyone on the cruise ship got a good deal on September. Everyone spoke to me. I got a good deal on that. Do you get the drinks package?
That was the thing. The drinks package. How does that work? Literally the terms of conditions.
The drinks package sometimes doesn't include drinks. So the drinks package includes ice, has drinks in it. These ones are the kids drinks package. Yeah.
What does it have? It has everything except for alcohol. Okay. So the drinks package has been sold.
The reason it turns in conditions. Oh, I was. What's the conditions? Apparently when I bought it, there was more sparkling water.
But then we got on the ship that changed it. I didn't read my updated email. Of course not. What kind of drink?
I was in the comment. He's figuring everything out. I don't want to care. Just either give me the money back to the drinks package and I'll pay for the waters.
Or dirt types. It was one of the other ones. I can tell you. He comes from here.
He goes, didn't you read the terms of conditions again? You know when you get in the update from Apple? Do you find the terms of conditions he goes? No.
No. What happens to you? No. What happens to you?
What happens to you? I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it.
I'm not gonna sell it. I'm not gonna sell it. I'm not gonna sell it. Oh, fuck.
I didn't get it. The out drink package. It was like, I'm not gonna do it. So he said something going for place.
Everything is so, so on this boat. We'll cut like it because we've had a little bit more and we had what was called the foreign bag. It was our own pool away from the entis-tisk. It was our own pool.
Is it like the business class of Korea? So the way our customers don't have the off-the-t-to-theat. Oh, we had Luke Mangan had his burger joint there, but they had three of the main restaurants that I wanted. I kind of went for work because we started doing some work.
I had to go for the trip. Yeah. Well, we started doing some work for the trip. So I was like, well, I'm serving.
And, yes, I did. So three restaurants were closed. What? No, closed.
Well, they were open. Sorry, but I have any staff. What are you talking about? You're the fox there in the boat.
So they got to keep us. So they got to go to the buffet. Can you get the buffet? I don't know, the buffet is an extended.
So what's what we got? Did you read your terms of conditions? Read your terms of conditions. Oh, it all great.
You didn't complain because you weren't. Pro-sus-booed because you didn't have to think you could lose your water shops. You couldn't get the shops to apply. It's not shops.
No, it's not water shops. No, it's not water shops. So, there's a casino there. That being a size of...
No, it's actually quite big. 20 or 30 per pound. Times a lot. Times a lot.
Times a lot. Times a lot. Times a lot. Times a lot.
Times a lot. Times a lot. Times a lot. I found it amazing.
Casino's a strange thing. Like, I enjoy going to the casino. You go to the taxi, they'll go to the other balls. You don't go to the casino.
You can double that in the 15 minutes. I've lost a lot. You fucking five times. I lost a lot.
You're right. I lost everything. I've only been knowing that I was going to lose the 20. I had five.
The next day I go to walk through the eight. He stops sitting at the table. Guys, I'm down 15th day but I'll get back. I can get back.
I can get back. I can get back. I'm going to go to the big ground and get my gun. Go back to your room.
Go back to your room. These guys are addicted. The serious problem. Anyways.
Cruising was amazing. We went to New Me. We went to New Me. We went to New Me.
We went to Vato. We went to Vato. Literally, there's different cars all over the road. John's rich.
He's got ABC one, two, three. He's on the play. One of the weeks we introduced some letters. We went to Vato.
He went to Vato. We went there to Port Vila. Then Port Vila was the same as a bit more of a city. They'd drive like in Europe.
No, no, no. Everyone's asleep man. Everyone's crazy. I thought they were smart to John.
The main towns were two banks and a Vato phone store. They wanted a lot. They wanted a lot. They wanted a lot.
They wanted a lot. They wanted a lot. They wanted a lot. They wanted a lot.
They wanted a lot. Everyone's happy. Everyone's clicking. I was basically thinking...
No, I don't... The marina had some serious boats in it as well, yeah, it's a cardboard class, but yeah really interesting class, but cruising was interesting. I was on a cruise around city. I said, I was going on a cruise, I was like, what the fuck?
It was actually class. So, thank you, bro? No. No, it was not allowed.
You know what I did want to take? I've got time for the boat, I've got Starlink for internet. Yeah, they wouldn't let me take it. Did you take it?
Or you read the five people back? They were going to confiscate us and I found us on the confiscating end. Well, I'd throw in the bucks for internet and it would shift. You would have owned a satellite on them, it is.
So, you have to, no, I've only had to say I don't want to go cruising. If it was before COVID, they just do it. If I got on a better ship. I went to a Toyota dealership a couple weeks back.
News from Toyota. You buy a new Toyota today, you get one key. Because of the chip shortages, I'll give you a spare key and I'll give you one later. No, yep.
What was your lose key? I guess your fight. I don't know if they got like a Tesla. It's a Tesla, you don't have to be like a But I just found out that the other day when I was going through the sentences, I was like, I can use my phone.
Oh, so you can do it? No, no, no. Rent? Oh, I just want to rent.
I've got to rent. I've got to rent. I was racing Sim for Christmas. Oh, yeah?
So the next episode- Oh, it's a full on setup. It is a full on setup. I did the traditional roasting. I said, I'm going to explain it to you in a relax.
I'm like, is there one better? There's a B.S. during all this. I've got the Dax...
How many fucking screens is it? It's one massive 85 inch. Oh, god. These things out of the truck.
The next episode? We're going to do it. I'm going to do it. I have a term called garage and do it's a beautiful.
It's sick. It's better set up. Rent. Paper straws.
Paper straws? How the fuck do you drink out of a paper straw? Yeah, but we're on a cocktail, we're at a Mexican restaurant, I got my veto and I like to crush the eyes. Oh, I'm trying to drink it.
It was the straws fact. So that only kind of brought me thridge trawlers. Like seriously, just drink it. Yeah, no, no, no, no, man.
I'm not going to rant. Ways. What happened? I love ways.
Dear. Ways takes you the shortest route. Almost like back streets. Right.
Fuck ways. Okay. Because it always takes me to the major intersection, bypassing traffic lights and I end up having to turn it right. Oh, I'm right.
I'm going to six lane my way. We'll save three minutes. Well, man, you're going to take you out. If you guys really like my quirk, what's going to happen?
I was driving up to the Central Coast on Friday and took me off the freeway and diverted me. And I've heard of me and kept on going, we saved a minute. Like, but fuck's sake. I ignored to get off the freeway and guess what happened to me?
I've got stuck in traffic. No, no, no. I'm not a huge ways fan. No, no, no.
Huge ways fan. So, I'm going to finish on a fact. I've done a lot of research on that Christmas. Can I tell you what's happening tomorrow?
Yeah. It's tomorrow. They should have taken the commercial. Really?
For Azuzu? Yeah. Yeah. And you've had house trucks.
You've got two new Azuzus. Yeah. You should have been to a lot of houses. The.
We'll talk to you after the show. So, they're filming tomorrow night. And you've kept that to the end. No.
Just remember. Just remember the horse truck and all. I'm going to get it. All right.
One of them is true. My name's Trevor. We'll talk about fucking paper straws on a car podcast. There's a fucking film.
I'll get it. I'll get it. Actually film with Cara Frususu tomorrow. Yeah, I'll get it.
I'll get it. Fuck with Rusty. I'll get that one. I can't talk to you after the podcast on that one.
Thanks, good. to finish on a fact and then so basic. Oh I've got a fact as well. You do a fact.
I'll do my fact. When was the first McDonald's drive-through? Where? Where?
What year? For those who are playing at home. 1976. 1980?
Close. And you know why they set it up in Arizona? That was the first drive-through because it was a local airbase and servicemen were not allowed in public in their uniforms. So they would drive to Macnus.
They set up the drive-through so they wouldn't get out of their cars because of the uniforms. I'm not for fact. No, you're getting out of the car. That's a quick question about a drive-through.
Any drive-through? Yep. Why don't they put gutters up? How many girls have you...
Oh no, I know. Don't go there. Don't go there. I know.
Do it like those natural colors. It's a drive-away. Why can't they put gutters like that? Because I want them to ruin your fucking life.
I'll go for it. Hard fact. This is car-related. Okay, good.
The Lamborghini was? He was just car-related. But Lamborghini couldn't touch. Yes.
We're never built. Yes. You know how you see some of them with the nowadays when they sell the Lamborghini couldn't touch the Lamborghini. They get more money.
The win. Yeah, that was a worry. That was an 80s edition. That was never ever a Lamborghini option.