165: HELMET AFTERTASTE - Album Dive

“First I drink, then I smoke…” Everyone already knows that when you mix heavy blues, rock, and jazz, the result is Black Sabbath.  Now, if you mix some Sabbath with a hardcore foundation, a liberal splash of misanthropic loathing for fake people, and a generous portion of brutal grooves seasoned with discordant jazz noises, the result is HELMET. HELMET’S fourth outing, AFTERTASTE, is a sonic collection of laser focused apathy seething out of every track due to the manufactured “swath” of counterfeit people on this planet that are ultimately responsible for inspiring the bristling lyrical & musical ire of Page Hamilton. Get your “sandwich boards” ready and learn how to “maximize your workout routine” to eliminate any surrounding “butthole smoke” that may linger before the commencement of any overly whispery ASMR Battles. Gear up for the “boycott “and JOIN US as we go back to The Days of Yore from 1997 and consume the sublime venom of HELMET’s AFTERTASTE.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. 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