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#168 Turbo Tavern 27

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Thanks for tuning in to the FocusWatch Radio, and thanks for auctioning on through the Turbo Tavern. Obviously, you can't be in a tavern, you can't be served your beat, it is without the landlord himself. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! It is!

It is! Yeah, he's a man, yeah, he's a man. There he is. Mad the landlord!

Well, I can't down now, yeah, now I am back again, ladies and gentlemen. I know you've missed me, it's been a while, but Christmas and I had to take a bit of time off, see the family do the rounds, but the doors are open again now, ready to welcome you all back in! You're busy at the moment, I mean, January's the time to be, everyone's dry now, isn't they? Dry on that, so sales ain't great and January, they all down the gym.

Give it, like, soon as February comes round, I'll be supposed to be packed to the rafters. That's why I've not really been open much lately, it's not worth it, mate. That's it, mate, yeah. I'll tell you, I'll give it, like, a week left or so, fucking doinos will be busy, Chinese will be busy, fucking pizza will be all busy, and I'll be fucking round to the rafters again, mate.

First of February, first of February, that's when it, that's when the new year new me is literally, it's just January, that's the new me and you me time. I'm saying that though, like, when this comes out, really, I should be editing all this out, but when this comes out, first of February, end it's the first of February, as you can see, it's the first of February, so everyone's fucking back in, I'm filled to the rafters, don't notice busy, Chinese is busy, oh busy, he said don't notice twice there, he's sponsored by, no, that's sponsored by the way, it's your first of February. We'll take this one, shit. They are listening.

We'll only have a pizza, places. Yeah, faster, yeah, he's all five, he's on top of John's, yeah, we're shouting fucking name, man, I'm not bothered. But yeah, anyway, it's February the first, doors are back open, everyone's welcome, let's do some drinking, I'm sorry, mate. That's it, yeah, so mate, it's a tiny tavern, yeah, because it's like I say, it is damp, it's dry, it's not anymore, it's a little tiny tavern, I've got, I've got enough time to do a whole full on tavern anymore, I'm a busy man, I've had to make my money, I mean I've got to put it out and get my money working for me, but I ain't got the time to spend, and also I've realised after we've done 26 and he says this is a 27 one, I don't really like you that much, so I don't, the less time I can spend here, the better it is, the better it is, the better it is, the better it is, the better it is.

It's not like each other, but it's just contractively a blog, it's terrific. It's a pretty business, I mean you've signed with Turbo Sports, I do network, and you know you did say you were going to do 100 episodes of the tavern, so you can't really leave until you build that compliment. If I can start knocking these down, so it just comes to a shot of anything, a shot of water or something by end of it, that I'll be happy, but as it is I've got to do make that a gradually climb, so it is a tiny tavern, 27, I've got to get the fucking herd on mate, I've done that, what's that, I get to a third, I think I'll be right, I call nearly a third, I think I'll be happy then, 33, 33, 33, 33, I'll be happy then, so at that point one or 33, when we get about a third away from that, that's when I'll probably be happy then, so. Get the beers in, bro.

Alright, anyway, it's just like, what's my best way of stopping it? Anyway, so it's just like the A2 today mate, again, like a special edition. So I'd say it's a tiny tavern, I'd say it's a different, yeah, not a title. It wasn't a title yet, it was fine.

So let's just crack into it, let's get started. So the first one I got for you is from Renegade Brewery, it's just a detour, pale ale, it's just a pale ale, detour, pale ale. We've had a renegade before, I think we had the, might be a peach, a peach pale one we had from here, I think I laid on the cover, this one's got this happy little fella on the front. Do you like the can mate, do you like the can?

Exactly. If I describe the can, it's a nice silver can, black top, do you like a black top too? No, no expense fair. Black wrap with, how would you describe that drawing mate?

It's just a classic, it's a nice cartoon, but it's nicely put together, it's not overly gimmick, it's just someone's got style. A bar, I don't think you'd call him as a bar. A rack of bonds, a rack of muffins, he's like going around obviously, he's got a big beer on his back, nice green electric thunderbolt mate. Do you get offended when someone says thunderbolt?

I don't know, because it's an electricity bolt really isn't it? I mean, it's a bit of one of those weird ones where it's a bolt of lightning, but people say thunderbolt. Oh, it's a really thunderbolt, is it? It's not a thunderbolt, yeah.

Well, the word thunderbolt was obviously a better word. Because you get thunderbolts and lightning. The only thing that's the thunderbolt is the bolt, because they say thunderbolt and lightning. They're surely the thunderbolt is the thunder, and the lightning is the lightning.

So there's no such thing as a lightning bolt then, that's the? Yeah, but then there is a lightning bolt. I think I've got confused, but it's a bolt when it won't be it. But it's probably said thunder and lightning.

Thunder's a better word. Thunder's a better word. Should you take anybody away from this, tell me to it's happened. Thunder is a better word.

I guess it's like fours, they've got a thunderbolt. It's a lightning, man. He's always pimmied the lightning. Thunder's just a second aspect of it.

The thunder sound is the lightning smashing everything up. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. If you take anything away from the time you haven't.

We're not taking that away. There you are. There you are. Nice clean colour mate.

Yeah, it is a nice colour. Let me get a bit ahead on that. If you were to just guess what it looks like just from the appearance, how would you describe that being made? If you were without, without we in the can.

I really can. It's got a very lagerist, like colour and sort of textured. Crisp, crisp, Christmas a crisp. I think it's got more of a head to do you expect than lager.

Normally lager lagerists, but I say that. Like a nap head. Yeah. I'm a noggin for my drinking a flat pint of fucking pissy fosters, but it smelled nice though coming out.

Yeah, it smells like a lagerist. I mean, that's got a lot of lagerie nose to it. That's nice. Yeah, it's got a lagerist.

It's kind of like that in the selection box in the time of the time of the day. They did like an IPA lager. Remember that? Yeah.

That was nice because it was like a lager made with IPA hops or whatever it is, or techniques, but. This is a crisp clean number. Yeah, that would be lovely in the summer, wouldn't it? Yeah.

That, you know, obviously you want that cold. You do want that cold, but that on a long day at work, mate, finish it, crack that open. Beautiful. You don't, I mean, you could drink how many?

I mean, it's a 4.1. Yeah, it's a lot of them. Yeah, it's an easy drink. It's a session.

It's a session. It's a fucking IPA. Don't be pretty easy. But yeah, no quite drink-or-in-fess.

It is nice, I think. What are they describing it as, mate? What are they saying? They're saying, cramp full of tropical fruit and citrus flavours with a crisp balanced bitterness.

Whether you wander, pair up with detour and enjoy the taste of adventure. I don't really say it's tropical. Yeah, I can, there is an underlying little kind of. I mean, I'm a little- Sprinkling in there.

Really, really subtle. I wouldn't say it's crammed. Did they say it's crammed? They do say it's crammed.

Cramp full of tropical fruit. I guess it has got that. There's a flavour to it, I guess. Going down, it's not all fucking- I would say laced with tropical fruit rather than- Give it a kiss.

Teased by tropical flavours, I would say. But the drop of tropical flavour. Yeah, drop of tropical flavour. The crispiness.

It is crisp. Yeah, no, it's not that crisp. I like that crisp bit of threnish. That's what's doing it for me.

But that wouldn't detract them from it. I do like it. Do you have a thing about it? It is gluten-free.

Nice. Yeah, if you are gluten-free and you do fancy little pale ale, go and try. I did find out because I looked at all of these when I was in there. They had a couple.

They were gluten-free apart from their non-alcoholic ones, which aren't gluten-free. But I assume if you go in non-alcoholic, you probably- if you wanted a drink and you can't drink gluten, you want a drink. Well, it's because you're drinking fucking non-alcoholic or tongue, I guess. Anyway, if you want a drink and you are gluten-free, you're probably going to want to have a drink.

You're not going to think I'll- I want to have a non-alcoholic beer. I wish I could drink non-alcoholic beer. You're more like to drink I wish I could drink a beer. So I guess it makes sense.

I guess what my needs are production point of view. Right, now I'm not gluten-free, my wife is. Or celiac, I guess, not whatever. Yeah, a lot of people kind of- you know, get irritated by a little bit, gluten-free.

Don't they? So it's a good option. I mean, that's what you're talking to, my poor finger. If you go off a week for a bit and you meet a sandwich, it's like, do you just talk to me?

I'm getting out on purgia. That's sharp, pale, you know. Oh, my poor purgia. I'm just on the website now, mate.

So it's renegadebrewery.co.uk. And it's a pretty slick website, mate. Really, really nice. Got some art, got some nice kind of turquoisey.

They got little bits in there, mate. Well, personality quiz. It's pretty cool. They got some numbers.

We can probably see which one we had on there, but I'm not going to fucking scroll through it. We definitely have had a renegade before. Yeah, let's try and do a little bit of research here about where renegade is and if you can go and get a tour or something like that, visit taproom and kitchen. Same book as table.

We want to know where you are. I mean- Yattaton. I think we did this last time. I remember Yattaton being something I'd never heard of, but apparently they're from there in Yattaton.

And where is that? Yeah, no fucking idea. Yattaton Brewing Company Limited. Contact us.

RG18. Yeah, I didn't. Yeah, I'm just- You all Google Maps here, mate. Soon find that ladies and gentlemen.

RG18, is that? Yeah, RG18. Was that red in sort of way? That's a big thing.

I can think of the beginning of our- Sorry, we're doing the research for you, wait a second. Yeah, don't get antsy because we're not talking about the beers. We're just trying to find out where it is. Yeah, so it is- This sort of reddens between Newberry and Red in.

Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure. Have you been listening to Turbo Tavern for what we had last time? I thought we went for this whole thing with you. Yeah, just off the M4.

Yeah. So pretty easy to get to. Well, is it even- It's actually not that far away from us, mate. So we can always have a little trip down there.

If we're not going the other way, to the old Rebel Fest. We do enjoy it the other way, don't we? That's the problem. Yeah, it is a problem.

Yeah, we are- We're rebels. We are rebels. You are- That is literally got his sponsorship on at the moment. Which is good.

It's on YouTube. Yeah, we sponsored to shit at the moment. Yeah, definitely. It's just a lovely jump, mate.

It's a nice Fred- Fred- Fred- They've got some food there. They've got a tap room. They've probably got experiences. They don't actually talk.

They don't do a fucking tap. We don't do that. They don't get a flatter. It's always nice to get a bit.

Yeah. Go through a couple. You might get a couple of barrel age that you're a bit- I don't know about that one. But just do it in a minute.

You're not going to get a lot of ice. No, it's like half it. Or further. Sometimes then it depends on what you get.

You're going to get like a third of each. But just don't get yourself a pint. Don't get crazy. I'll have a pint of all of them.

Yeah, because you can get the flights where you can get- Yeah, I don't get a pint or half or something. Just get a smallest option. Because then you can- Yeah, there's always going to be one you're a bit like I'm not keen on that and then you're nursing it for an hour. At least if you just get a little taster.

Like I went to the beeboo. I kind of make some honey brewery. And they had a flight. Everything is honey.

So they have an IPA or a lager or a whole lot of shit. But honey's on the line of taste. And it's like, I mean, it's alright. But after a while, it's just honey innit me.

I mean, I like honey. But after a while it's not honey. You'd almost prefer just to have honey on toast, wouldn't you? Yeah.

Yeah, nice IPA. And I was like, yeah, it's a money on toast. Yeah. Honey on pork.

Love honey on pork. Honey is fucking good shit. Yeah, we can do it. Honey on toast is like- That was a weakness in my eye.

I can't. I mean, toast is a weakness in my eye anyway. You know, bread is definitely- But honey on toast meat. Just that.

But on the- Ah. A little honey crumpet, I like. Oh, could you know, just a whole- Yeah, normally I don't have honey on crumpets. They don't correlate because I'd be in a world of pain.

That- I don't think I'd ever- I don't think I'd ever- I don't think I'd ever give that up. If I ever like those two combined- That's it. To offer. It's like, what do you want to do this week?

No. Get some more crumpets in me. Get some crumpets in some honey. Right.

Are you coming down the gym? I was thinking about it, but I just brought myself another pack of crumpets in some honey. You understand it as well. Yeah, I mean, I'm- Yeah, I'm- I'm just coming to do that, actually.

Would you both do that as fair enough? Yeah. Share it. Share the birdie.

Yeah. So yeah, you can't knock the fucking- Yeah, I mean, you can't knock honey. It's beautiful stuff. But yeah, go back to that though.

I've just finished my- No, that was nice. Like I say, I think if you try that in a pub, that's a fucking good pub pint, isn't it really easy drinking? Some a bit. Let's try what we call it here.

Detour. Detour, paleo, yeah. Yeah, so- Do you see a detour in the pub? Give it a go.

You won't be disappointed. Yeah. It's not like a- It's not going to blow your mind, but it's a good, accessible standard. Oh, that's a really- That's a good bit to actually have in your fridge.

Yeah. You know what I mean? The people come round. Yeah, go and have a detour.

I mean, just take- We just take on a detour. That's it. I mean, you can pull it out. Yeah, it's- It's- It's- Stop doing it.

Well, before we do that, let me just take a little detour for- Fuck. Oh, yeah, by the way. But no, because I think it's quite- Can you not just take me on a backing John? No, not yet.

No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, people first. I have got a backing John.

I have it. In- I always have one in a cupboard. You can't- No, I have a backing John. That's a different story.

But yeah, I think- Because it is quite- it's an easy one. It's not too crazy as well. So, like, someone's like, likes a lager or a bit wary of a pale ale. Again, it's a good one.

So, just try this mate. It's not going to fucking- And I would say it's not going to get everyone's approval because it said it was cramp full of the- Yeah, I mean, yeah. Dropple fruit. But saying that isn't necessarily good.

Because some people don't like the fruit numbers. Yeah. So they're almost shooting itself in a foot. Exactly.

They just have a crisp- A really crisp pale ale. I think it's a pale ale ale. We work better for it. Because it is a lovely crisp pale ale.

Super crisp. Pale ale. The detour. Super crisp.

Yeah, take a detour buzz. Super crisp pale ale. Yeah, take a super crisp detour. Does that make sense?

No. No, I mean, obviously, we came up that second first. Yeah. We should like, got a safe- Super tapping trademark.

Yeah, but you can use it. I can use it. Yeah, can borrow it. Yeah, can borrow it.

Lend it off. Yeah. That would go on it. But obviously don't say you came up with yourself.

Could you do that? Can you give a little- Would you give a five star rating on that mate? If you could. I mean, I know it's a difficult one.

But- I think for me- I would give that a three- reality part pass after doing it. You could do it half if you need to do it half. I'll give it a 3.5. I think I'll give it a 3.8 to 4.

For what it is. I'll give it a 3.8 to 4. I'll give it a 3.8 to 4. I'll give it a 3.8.

I'll give it a 3.8. I'll give it a 4. Yeah. No, no, no.

It's good. No, it's good. Yeah, I'll just take a think. It's nothing that we're- It's not blown your way.

It's not one of the most- We've had some good- Yeah. I mean, 3.8 may be a bit of a piss day because we've had some shit on it before we give it a 3.8. I'll give it a 4. Now, as you saw me, I'll give him a 4.8.

It's done nothing wrong. Yeah, I can't. Sorry, sorry, little mate. He was looking at me with his arse go and he was going to be- I'll turn it away from you.

Alright, he's a 4. He's a 4. He's a 4. He's a 4.

He's a 4. I'm a master at the roof already. He's done. No.

No, I still start there. Yeah. I'm still still start. Moving on.

We're talking about it already. We can't- Not everyone now can we now. We've got the tiny rebel bubbles, 6.2% and that's a mango and mandarin IPA. What are your words on that?

Can there? I love it. That is a splash of paint. Yellow background and then just- Just chucking some of that paint.

A nice graphic design splash on there. It ain't got a little specks of paint. It's just dollops of paint. Just get someone who opened the cans and then a little bit of them flying out, isn't it?

But they're good, they're fucking cans though. No, they cans always stand out mate. They're just- they know what they're doing. They're design team are pretty fucking good.

Nice. It's just- It's murkier. It's murkier mate. It's just nice to see.

And it's got a good head on that to be fair as well mate. For a sensible paw. That's got a little bit of life in it. Yeah, it's lovely, wasn't it?

Mm. It's a mango and mandarin. Mandarin mandarin IPA. Like a mandarin I would find a bit of a funny one.

Like a tangerine or a satsuma maybe, but a mandarin. Yeah, I think it's just going to be a piece, don't it mate. Getting a mandarin in it. It's a nice deliteration, I guess.

A mandarin mandarin mandarin. But I mean that's got a nice smell to it. I like that a lot. Yes, good one in it.

I drink it all over Christmas before. Yeah, we're going to have to- Like obviously that's not five. Yeah. What are you doing there?

The rain's first. Yeah, I'm doing it first. I'm going to have to make it. Take a little detour, take detour a little detour, just pull that back down over here to maybe like a 2.8 or something.

It's dropped it. Because there's no room to move then mate. Well that's kind of the point I was trying to make. Yeah, it's a good standard session.

But you and this little fellow were looking at me and then I'm forcing your eyes and I felt bad. I like it. I like it. I'm not saying that when you come up against something- Yeah, tasty.

Yeah, tasty. You like this. You have to have that wiggle room. Because you've discarded this isn't a five.

No. But it's not an, it's not an as sanely- No, no, no. Describe it then. Oh, well it's got to go.

It's definitely got that mandarin flavour in it. Right, you can taste that mandarin on the tongue on the back note. Like the lovely fruity-fravings do it. It's got a nice thick mouth feel.

You say it's a 6.2 mate, so it's a nice- 6.2, but it's not- It hasn't got a 6.2 chat. A lot of these days they don't do me fair, but you can get a bit of that. You can taste the 6.2. I think this one again is sneakily-sustainable.

Yeah. So you said you've been drinking that over Christmas? Yeah, I'd like to see it in my dad's house. That is a good beer.

It's a good Christmas beer. That's a beer. You're just going to rehash what I said about that one. That's a good beer to have in a fridge, maybe.

If you just keep getting a fridge. And then it's all going to be round. I'll say, yeah, come on. Yeah, let me just show you- Let me just take one of D-taw, some bubbles.

Let me just- Let me just bubble you up. Let me just bubble you up. Yeah, let me just bubble you up. That's the worst, isn't it?

What's he got in his fridge again? D-taws and bubbles. Let's just not go round his house. He knows he's just going to say- Well, the next one.

Wait for the next one. Yeah. I really like this beer. That's a good one.

On this one, it says we want a mission to- Unadashu's a classic one. Yeah, it's always saying anything. It's just got their own- It's saying about how brilliant they are, really. How we just go in there.

It's nice and sharp. Definitely a good bit of kind of IPA taste. Yeah, it's nice. The finish to it is beautiful.

It's a classic really, isn't it? It's a classic IPA. Yeah. With crammed with chocolate.

With crammed with mango in the- Mangerine. I can't say that Mandarin. That's really like an apparent narrative. Almost more of the aftertaste.

Even when you do the beer as such. The beer is a fucking Mandarin beer. Oh yeah, it's good. I like it.

It's- That's a go-to at the moment. Because that is a good one. It is really good. Well said that.

And I had- The member berries, the dark fruits. I can't go wrong with the berries. That's an easy drink as well. That's just a lovely fucking point.

If you haven't tried that one again, give it a good game. Yeah, that's crammed for the dark fruits. And I think my brother, he had three by numbers. We've had a couple of people by numbers on.

Yes. He had a peach people by numbers and- Or a jina one as well. And- Yeah, the other jina one was nice again. It's kind of like this, but a bit obviously more- I'd say more bitter potentially because it's more sort of- This is- So what the sweetness in there or not?

I don't think it was as sweet. I think it was more of- It was nice because it was more of a- Almost like a crisp clean finish for the first one, but with that orange jina- Because orange jina is not like a sweet, sweet, sweet, fizzy drink. Is it? It's not like a- But it's not sugar.

It's not sugar. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but I think that one was quite sweet. But again, it was nice.

So yeah, we had some good sessions over- -cred've. And obviously the fucking vault city mango- sour. You can't start the fucking day about what M say. Well, yeah, you can't.

That is- We're working on it, but we've got a petition going. Because usually you get 10,000, we'll take it to the- Take it to fucking MPG. But yeah, you're not assessing the vault city. So you have a couple of them to start the day off, and then you move on to fucking some of that.

Exactly. And then you can always use- You can just slip it. If you're just feeling like you're fading, slip up, I'll just- You just think it's a break back up. Back in the game and then move on to- You know, take yourself with each other.

You know, you think that'll have to be- Yeah, but it's not like- We're going to keep that game. But no, it's a nice one, isn't it? Yeah, I really like that. I need to- That might have to be a little fibr- February purchase mate.

You know, just a little cheeky. Cheeky little- Or maybe we go down there. Yeah, we may be- We need to- We need to- We need to- We need to- We need to- Yeah, just go to the pub. Yeah, exactly.

All the way there, but just go to the pub. Yeah, but we're saying that, we're saying that, because they're the- They're the fire. Did you say about the fire down there? The industrial estate and that where they are.

Because when they first said about that, they were kind of saying- They put the message out. This is a tiny rebel in Newport. There was- The breweries in the industrial estate, and that big fire. Wasn't there a bill?

Yeah, it was like the one over- They kind of put someone out just saying that everyone's saying that it was all good. But then the next post was basically saying that- That a part of their warehouse did- Where they shit from I think. Yeah, because they're saying all their stuff, their packaging essentially got fucking annihilated. Yeah, which- It's a shame because they thought- Oh, they got way of it and they didn't.

They didn't. They got some beautiful packaging as well. Their boxes are fucking- They're out working everything. They just go that age tomorrow and everything.

They do, but that's why they've done so well. You know, like the calendar ones, the science and the crafty origami implement in- into that stuff. It makes it special. Yeah.

Yeah, those boxes probably didn't cheat. No, I thought so. You're gonna buy them again? Yeah, you don't.

Yeah, you don't. I definitely have. Yeah. Yeah.

So yeah, so the webshop have been down because of that, because they obviously couldn't ship anything. But I saw a thing early, so they're going to open the game from Friday and apparently got some new drops coming. So it might be worth having a little peek about on your Friday. Oh, nice.

So those crazy boys and girls? Yeah. So yeah, so it's back on the back for five. That's good then.

That's good. That's good. So obviously it wasn't too bad. Yeah, I've been able quite lucky.

It's obviously just- Yeah, the- You'll take the luck and the end, but even though they're not lucky, are they? Yeah, they still got it. But it's kind of like- Yeah, on balance, you're kind of like- You take the chin, but I've been in the whole fucking bargain. Exactly.

Yeah. Just think, I mean, that place mate. That's blushing in. Yeah, it's beautiful.

I mean, they're crowd for nine seconds. Get that back up and go and know that. Oh yeah, my money will be out. You wouldn't even have to.

You can't. Like, the fucking- The good times you've had in that place. It's a good doubt. If anyone's wondering.

Yeah, get yourself down to the- You can stay in the hotel. We stay in. It was cheap. Yeah, I got him in.

Right in the middle of Newport. Right, by the fucking- So really? Yeah, yeah. So really, like, the rings with it.

Yeah, it's really. Yeah, it's really. Yeah, right in the middle. And that's- Yeah, no, it's nice, mate.

50 quid or what. I can't wait. I can't wait. It's pretty cheap.

It's pretty cheap. Nice room. Yeah. And then you can like, we'll just walk over to the pub, which is literally a stone's throw away.

It's a stone's throw. Just- I mean, it's a long one. But I reckon you're just about getting- No, I can- You threw a baseball. Yeah.

Or I can- You'd be out of here. Tennis ball probably would have the weight to get there. It might get a bounce there. Get there and get there.

Yeah, I don't think you- Yeah. I don't think you dropped the bar. I dropped the bar. I won't drop the bar.

Yeah, nice drop. I'll get you back ahead if you was that or something. Yeah, drink it a pocket. No.

No. No. He's gone down without me. Yeah.

You would be chucking it. You would be chucking it a lot, would you? Yeah. So reckon you could get a can?

If I was that outside, I'd be just be chucking a can out of here. Yeah, prefer a free thrower. Free thrower. Although a 440 would have more kind of- Yeah, what the scientist described that as?

I know it's the fucking rotational sort of thing. Like a petrol motion sort of thing. Yeah, I know it's fucking- You go and say the weight's kind of doing its thing and it's kind of- It's been penning itself. If you get that spin on it, it's- Because it's long- It's a long-go vessel.

Whereas the 330's gonna have less of it, but you'd be able to fucking launch that thing. I just like it as well. That's always a free thrower. It is like what would work in your favour.

I think I prefer a free thrower. If you could launch a 440 like a fucking- Mmm. Uh, back in what's called it? I could rub a ball.

Yeah. Or if you could just do like a- Overland. Yeah, overland. Yeah, overland.

Like grenades or like goalkeeper thrower. Yeah. Long throw. Overlander.

Yeah, four four. I think I'm changing now mate. Because I think I've four four you'd get a distance. Yeah, I reckon I've four four.

Who's talking about these fucking beers about- What if I was in the garden trying to catch it? Yeah, someone's roasting it. Who knows? Who knows?

Who has a fancy watch? Yeah, the flexing of my ghost. You'll get there soon in the recorder for the listeners. Yeah, it's a good- It is a good doubt.

That's what you need to know. Yeah, yeah, you will. Yeah, you will. Yeah, you will.

If you do go to the Rebel Fest, that's always a fun fucking time. Yeah, when we get closer to the Rebel Fest, we'll try and give some shout outs and just let it all down for people, try and get the buzz going for them because we'll be there. Yeah, we'll definitely be there. We'll be there soon.

We'll be there soon. We'll be there soon. We'll be there soon. Yeah, we'll be there soon.

Yeah, you know, we might even get a tebots radio t-shirt made for it. Probably won't because you look different. But- Yeah, but we might do. You might do.

You might do. You might do. You might give your brother a no, just take it off and not wear it. Yeah, he likes to get it.

He did get it. He did. Can you tell your mates to put his shit back on me? Yeah, you did.

Yeah, yeah. True story. True story. Tell your mates what he's shown.

All right. Did you put your shirt on? I like it. But he did take off during like a- You know, we're watching live music.

Yeah, in that kind of setting, if you call him a Fest, I think he was kind of wearing his right to take his top off. He was wearing the Fest, wasn't he? He was living in the Fest. He was that saxophone guy, but his saxophone went working.

No, he was flagging it. Yeah, he was just making out what he was playing. So we could do that. Yeah, he was enjoying it.

So, you know, letting go of it. But so essentially, what we're saying is the bubbles man going man doing OK is fucking beautiful. We've not had a bad bit. I can't say about a bad bit.

Yeah, we know. I mean, that's a hard one to really hit a turbo rating on. But I'm kind of going. So it's a good solid beer.

Yeah. It's just four, three point five or whatever. Because you've got to have room to move. You've got to have room to move.

You've got to have room to move. You've got to have room to move. Yeah, you do. You know, if we had about five before we came on the air, that'd have got five.

Right. Just saying. Just a couple of these. You know, a poo before came on the air.

The pre-show poo. Yeah, it's getting a three point eight. Exactly. We're going to get a job down to three.

So maybe two point five. Yeah. I mean, that's still good. That's still good.

I suppose we should be kind of grading them in the Lager pale ale realm, you know, the IPA realm. Yeah, I mean, because it's a Lager. If they call that Lager mate, that's a five. That's a five star Lager.

Yeah, that is. They call that an October best Lager. That's a best. That's a best fucking October best beer.

I would be looking to flex now. That's good. Yeah, let's go. Come on.

Let's go. But now, yeah, so it is a very, I mean, they've both been nice so far. So ladies and gentlemen, we are one to our last beer now. What?

Really? You know we do loads of it. Wow. We've got a tiny, we've got a lot of other business events going in, things in part.

You don't need to know about their stuff going on. But anyway, the last one I've got for you is a tropical IPA. This is the Beaver town. And obviously we all know it'd be Beaver town left right.

They were everywhere. Left right. So if you haven't had a left right in the net coil, you haven't been left right in the net. But anyway, this is the Beaver town, Sanghos, which is a tropical IPA.

So where we've had, I didn't really know how to say they're tropical on this in that first one, but I thought that was a pretty crisp one. We moved on to a mango mando. We've got two freaking fruits in that one. Now this one's just got tropical, so how many fucking tropical stuff there?

So is this the triple tropical turbo tavern? It's a triple topical turbo tavern. The triple tropical tiny turbo tavern. Yeah.

It's a tiny iteration, right? Where you going on? I don't understand Lee as risen from the grains. I'm not fucking Lee, he was loving us.

Where are you going on the podcast landscape to get more iteration than that? It's like we came in not to get that iteration. Yeah, fair play. Yeah.

Totally, totally, totally. Yeah. Yeah, maybe maybe maybe, I think five's fair mate. Seven.

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