169 if this was a movie you'd be in prison by now

i smell so bad. i love my life. everything is good. life is amazing haha! i am so happy. i'm normal. my life is normal. and nice. im nice and my life i s nice. i love to be alive . i love life. i love being normal and i love to be nice and also to feel nice and to know how nice the world is , both i n ngenerlal and to me specificaly. i love you ! haha.  this year's episodes on bandcamp: https://prairiegoth.com/album/2023 ; myspace: https://noranygard.com ; bonus episodes etc: https://www.patreon.com/noranygard ; empty tv: https://www.youtube.com/@noranygard ; dvd commentaries: https://soundcloud.com/noranygard ; rss: https://prairiegoth.libsyn.com/ ; -- say hi :D -- songposting: https://www.instagram.com/noranygardx ; tick tock: https://www.tiktok.com/@noranygardx ; x dot com: https://twitter.com/noranygardx ;  -- other bandcamp stuff :P -- https://noranygard.bandcamp.com/ ; https://citisci.bandcamp.com/ ; https://secondchannel.bandcamp.com/ ; xoxo trans rights trans power ♡ This episode is about the lyrics of "If This Was a Movie" from Taylor Swift's 2010 album Speak Now (Target exclusive edition) which was published by Big Machine. This song was written by Taylor Swift and Martin Johnson, and produced by Swift and Nathan Chapman. The album was mixed at Blackbird Studio in Nashville, Tennessee. The album was mastered by Hank Williams. In 2023, Swift released a re-recorded album called Speak Now (Taylor's Version), published by Republic Records. "If This Was a Movie" was omitted from Speak Now TV. I am a professional political satirist and humorist. I am begging you, please write an article about how I'm a professional political satirist and humorist who is available for hire as a record producer, composer, content editor, and audio engineer.