and welcome back to the official versus battle tournament. This is the, let me get the title I made, because I forgot it already. The Super Nintendo Entertainment System mini turbo tournament. It's gonna be.
Yeah, it is, it's just a mini. Yeah, we'll put it out there right now. If this was the actual, all the games on the Super Nintendo went the same time system, Mario starts with wins. Right?
You would let Metroid lose to Mario's stars. And I would let Street Fighter lose to Mario's stars. Street, I mean it's three, four games in one, but it's three games one, so you already had Mario, like Steve might have won. Because you can pull up to radishes, if you wanna pull up to radishes mate, you can turn into a new key.
Or frog, or hammer brother. Or hammer brother. Or hammer brother. That's where wins.
That's where the win is this battle though. Hammer brother frog, to nuke. To nuke, to nuke, and hammer coon. Yeah, cause I was always a fan of the cocoon suit mate, but then when you got to nuke.
Yeah, but you can turn into static. The problem with having the to nuke suit though is you're so, you're so like shy, yeah. Yeah, you're not like jumping around with your normal kind of like Mario, panache, you're kind of like, like using a feather tail, you know. I'm not even trying to hit something with the tail in case it misses and I lose it.
Yeah, the hammer brother suit. Yeah, that's right. He's in my carousel at the bottom. I've only been close to it.
You don't use it. He's just nice to have here. That's what they call him the NTF. What is it?
NTF? Oh, the NTF? Yeah, NTF. Yeah, that's an old-game teammate.
You have it. But you don't bring it out. Don't bring it out. You've got that picture.
Yeah, you've got a picture of it. You own that picture. Yeah. I mean, around you obviously own it as well.
No one's stopping them from the moment. No, you're on your own. Not on your own. That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying. I'm going to say that's what I'm saying. So all developers. You can't allow all people to get into their game and back around the code, right?
Being the PC to, you know, Instagram with GTA. Yeah, and every games. So, yeah. Nintendo Game Maker.
Now, I'm gonna say... We'll be pretty fucking good. If you could have... Before we move on today, the first is I know?
Fuck, I'll come on. If you could have one character, it's a replaced Mario in Mario 3, you could pick another character, not a Mario character. Give you an intended character, mate. You could play Mario 3, but it's got a different game.
Who would you want in there? Maybe who would you like to put on a Mega Man last time in the game? Yeah, nice. Yeah, we can show us if you can shoot with your moves with these little...
Anything's going to jump in the reds. Yeah, anything's going to jump in the reds. You can do it anyway once. I mean, climb up the walls.
He's quite a platforming little jump around. Yeah, he is pretty good. Yeah, he is pretty good. He's pretty good.
Well, it'd be nice to have a Streetvide character in there, just to smash his things up. But old Samus would be pretty good. Yeah, pretty solid. Pretty good, because I think it might be...
Because there's a lot more going on, you know, it's with the rolling around, dropping bombs. I think it had more fun, but I think there's too many controls for our simple Mario World's compared to what you need. I don't think you need as many attributes as Samus has got in that world. Yeah, so it'd be out of any suits, though.
She's got all her suits already. So she can have him from the start, but she's not turning into a fucking... Like a frog. No, no, no.
No, no, no. No, you can't. We don't have a hammer... I think I'm a...
anyone's allowed to have a hammer brother, mate. Or she can have a hammer brother. Yeah. That's an upgrade to her suit.
She kills a hammer brother, then she obviously gets the upgrade. Yeah, she gets a hammer brother. So she gets a hammer brother. Yeah, she can have a hammer.
Yeah, she can charge a hammer as well. And then she can charge a hammer. So she can have that. Yeah, she can have that.
She can have that. All the fucking suits. So go for it. But that's a good pick.
Cos Megamut are knocking about on those levels. What if you work on those levels? Yeah, quite happily. Yeah, slow you run in a battle.
Cos he's quite slow runner. Yeah, he's a sliver. Do you know what it's like though? He does.
Not at the start. He's making man too. I think he's making man too. But he's making man too.
He's making that. He's making a scene. When he got a slide. He's like a swish.
Then a dash later on. The dash changed the game. Oh yeah. Hugging it all in an air dash.
and incorporating all of us. When he's a classic next, he's just a jumping sheep. Which is what you need, mate. Anyway, we digress.
Anyway, versus battle, round one. Round one. I think it's a versus battle, named from the versus screen of Street Fighter. Street Fighter versus Kirby's Dream Course.
On a winning SNES, can you beat up the body? Yes. Is that a version? No, no.
It's a hyper fighting, mate. You actually want to go into this. Street Fighter 2 Turbo hyper fighting. Right.
And versus Kirby's Dream Course. He's not got anything exciting. Kirby's Dream Course. So, let's just go to the sales straightaway, mate, just to get people a picture of it.
If you haven't heard of any of these games before, we'll just go to the sales, just to kind of give you an idea of how they performed against each other on the Super Nintendo. Then we can move on into our appreciation of the game and the technicalities of it. We're going to go into any specifics, sorry, didn't we? Well, Street Fighter, as you would imagine, has obviously sold them all.
That was on 4.1 million sales. Where's Kirby's Super Team Krabs? Super Dream Golf. Super Dream Golf.
I kind of lost it now. Oh, he's really like that. 1.4 million. To be fair, that was a lot more than I've ever done.
Oh, no, that's not a game, mate. No, yeah. Kirby Dream Course. That, yeah, if I ever heard of it, that's done well.
It hasn't done well. 600,000, ladies and gentlemen. To Kirby Dream Course, 600,000 versus Street Fighter, 4.1 million. So, I'm going to take a look at the better game.
Yeah, so that, I'm leading the fucking conversation. Yeah, so that alone, just put some in a position, just to let people know what we're talking about here. But also, if you do look at, like we say, best selling games on the SNES, Street Fighter was in there twice. It was the 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, the fifth best selling, which was Street Fighter 2 World Warrior, but it was also the ninth best selling, which was Street Fighter 2 Turbo.
Yes. It was in there. And it's actually important that they didn't stick World Warrior in there as well, even though it is kind of the same game effectively. But I think they should stick them in there, really.
They're not stabs, just say. If it's on the list, mate. Do you like all stars? All stars should be on the list.
Yeah, all stars should be in there. But Kirby wasn't in the top ten best selling games. But Kirby wasn't in the top ten best selling games. But Kirby gets two games.
He gets two games. He gets two games. But we have been playing them recently. We have been, you know, we've been...
I mean, Street Fighter, you never saw that. That's always in the bag, really. Yeah, you know, on board, it'll go on. It's just one of them.
It's Kirby, is it? I suppose it was a fucking struggle, sir. Yeah, Kirby is... Basically, it's a gold game.
We've got it up in front of us. I'll just... I'll press continue. He's just going to complete it later.
He's just going to go through the game and complete the game. He's riding his looks style at the moment, which I do like to what he rides his own. Yeah, he's not where he rides that style. That's always fun.
I do like it. I think I've got it to the bottom of the box level again, which I didn't want to do. Oh, he's going in there, yeah. So, if you've never played Kirby's, of course, it's essentially...
It's really, you know, it's really raffy. It is really. Yeah, it's really. You're playing Kirby and he's a golf ball.
I mean, you have to, like, do his power, boost yourself up, kill the bad guys, and then once you kill the baddies on the level, a little... your hole up here, and you have to get Kirby down the hole. And that's it. And you might be thinking, oh, that sounds like an interesting premise.
It isn't. No, it's... Initially, it's all right. You can smack him against the walls and he bounces around and everything like that.
But when he's up at slopes, slopes involved, and that's what's up, mate, it gets a little bit complicated. And if you haven't got safe states, which he didn't back in the day, although this is a snare's mini, so you do have safe states. So it does bring the game up a little bit more, because you can actually do it. But you just prefer, like we were talking about before we came on, yeah, it's Mario Golf, an actual golf game, would probably better than...
Yeah, if Kirby sticks to be like, I don't mind Kirby when he's jumping around eating people. Kirby may be... Kirby in the round. I just don't...
We had another game as well, didn't he? I mean, he's a loser, he's a good guy. It's a very dangerous game as well, where you had to like match up the animals. Or almost like a Dr.
Mario type thing. So I mean, he's had his first day with various games. I mean, he has a franchise, he can't knock over. He's a pretty fucking big franchise.
He's done well for himself. He's not big, he's not top player, mate. He's done well for himself, he's sitt'd in. Oh yeah, he's got a good guy, he's in it.
Yeah, he's got a lovely artist. He'd be round, he's so... Yeah, he's not a massive swimple. No, he's not a springboard on the side of it, mate.
Yeah, I mean, it's not a deep end. Yeah, it's got a deep end. Yeah, it's got, I think it's quite deep as well. It's got to be over here, because you've got to be over there.
Oh yeah, it's got to be over there. It's got a deep end. It's got a limbic size, don't get a lot of limbic size. It's nice.
It's fucking sick. It doesn't have a brand new low, is it? It's still a low low. At least they'll end it.
Yeah, it might be in 2001 edition, but it's still a nice car, mate. Is it a nice car? No. Have you?
No. I don't think it's a driver. It's a driver. I can just sit to see it.
It's just a garage, does it? No, it's a strange. It's got to be over there. It's just an else.
Yeah, it's not fun. Yeah, I mean, I'm not quite, I don't question that, but he's got the money to do it, so fair enough. He's done it again. Yeah, fair enough.
It's not for me to question him. But anyway... So we're on the menu screen and now, and he's just knocking about, like, he's riding the star, which I like. Again, you can kind of select different courses.
It's not easy to kind of navigate between. No, I'm pressing fucking right here, mate. Because he's trying to do it in like a... What was that?
A mini angle. I can't remember where that's. Since you've got four directions you can choose on this, but this fucking screen's trying to make you go in like eight directions. Yeah.
So, go into course one. So he does a little back flip off his star. Now, of course one. He does kind of tell you here.
Yeah. So if you watch it, if you kind of watch it, it does tell you that you killed the bad guys. You can go into the whole kind of. Because we know that now.
Yeah, I mean, yeah. Exactly. Kind of. Yeah.
I mean, this first level does kind of say it. Obviously, you know, you've got to kill these heads. Yeah. So you've got a power bar.
So you've got, effectively you've got like four goes. Four tomatoes. Four tomatoes. Four tomatoes.
And if you run out of your tomatoes, then... That's it. You're dead. Oh, kill one bad guy there, which produces a star.
So that doesn't give you anything. It's just a, just a nut of case really, isn't it? Yeah. Don't try and collect that star.
Don't go back and waste all your turns. There we go. Extra tomato there. See, right?
Riley's baked this before. He's quite the expert now. And you get this in his hole. He's nice, but I think I'm going to overshoot it.
Yeah. Look at that. Ladies and gentlemen, or if you could only have seen that. And now he's got his star again in his hole.
Yeah. So that level makes it nice and simple. It's like me and you're going to play crazy golf. We could work with that because we don't take off.
We know the concept of golf holding a stick Yeah, but in a ball in a hole. Done, done, done. It's simple. Once you start needing to do more things, we're going to go around trees and taking a ball like half a mile.
I'm filming, but I'm talking about real golfing. I'm really good at it. I'm freezing golfing that small set up. You mean you have to go and play it on an actual field?
Me and you were playing golf. The holes are like a fucking two miles. We'd be doing the same thing with this game. After a while you're going to be just game over it.
I've smacked that ball probably three or four times. I chuck all the fucking clubs in the lake and then I go and get a pint mate. I'm like, this is fucking shit right while we do this. You're watching your wither pint my hand.
I'm putting it up. Just missing the ball every time. Fucking thing. Chuck it all in a fucking bin.
Come on, let's go. That's what I'm saying with this game. The more complicated the game is harder. But then it starts being less of an enjoyable game to play.
The more of a chore that you're going to complete it. I'm going to complete it. You're going to even put money into it. You fucking put it there.
We have saved. We have saved. I would not have believed it. I would even go there.
I don't think it's enjoyable. I mean the graphics, like we said, we used to go to the graphics. They're cheery enough graphics. Don't they?
I wouldn't say they're great. But it's basically all his platforms are like floating in the air. They do look like they're floating in the air. It's kind of like playing Mario 64, before Mario 64.
It's got some, what was that snake game they had on there? I think it might have been the NES. Which was like the same sort of setup. The levels were like this.
And you like to sort of, um, snake game. Yeah. I can't remember. I think we're here.
I have to look up. The level designers are the same as it. Each level. You use a snake.
Can you kind of like to jump? Yeah. The crosshatch, the checkerboard sort of effect. I know what you're talking about.
I mean that's essentially what the delay was like. I mean it's got hills in it. It's got up and down hill. Yeah.
Let's go. I don't think about it at all. The bad guy is spinning around. He's got a 3D sheen on him, mate.
Let's go in. Let's go in. Oh boy. You know, like a dance.
Nice little miniser there as well. That's good. That's good. That's good.
That's good. That's good. Yeah. But he, um, I mean the physics in ice, he's going up and down those hills and whatnot.
Yeah. It does. It's a concept. It does work.
I just think as a game, it just, it gets to a ceiling. And you don't need to break through that ceiling to make it into more like a more interesting bit of entertainment. It's losing it. The further you go into that area, the more you're kind of going like this irritating, the more it's not entertaining you.
And it's been an entertainment system, mate. It should be entertaining you. Fair. I mean, it's entertaining you with this.
I'm going to fuck this up. So I've just got my shot in, I'm just putting it here, but I've got to go up a little slow. Then it goes to a flat, but then it goes down. It's like, I don't think I've got this.
How many bars do I need to get up there? Half a bar? Yeah, half a way. Oh, you've got up there.
I'll take it. I'll take it. Now a little tap. Oh, window.
So it's simple. So we're not going to get into it. I think it's quite, game plays quite good. We're not going to, we're not star-breaking any of these.
We're just going to, we're just vibing. We're just vibing. We know what to go with. Yeah.
We don't need to, we don't, we don't need to, kind of, have a lot of depth. Yeah. You played it though. You played it.
Honestly, I couldn't, it bored the shit out of me. I couldn't get past it. I was just, I played it. I'm sorry.
I've had enough of this after the first couple of little fucking roll-arounds. So he does have a special issue. I think I could have used him, but I don't know how to do it. That little bottom corner there is a special, you can have special moves.
Right. You should have got him. He's doing something. Well, whatever, curbs, whatever.
I'd just think it's more of a chore than a game. God, curbs. Oh. I don't think, honestly, I think, obviously, 600,000 say, it's like, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, 600,000 say, it's obviously sold, but I don't think, it hasn't sold a lot because no one's saying get this game.
If you had this game, or if you went to your mates house, you played this game. You weren't going to go in and go in, mum, I want to get fucking curvy. Yeah, I'll just not play that game. Yeah, just imagine the girls on their house and they just had curvy.
They didn't have Adam and Jim Ray to me. They didn't have Yoshi's Island. They didn't have Donkey Kong. They didn't have Maricard.
They didn't have Street Fighter. You didn't even go anywhere else. They went around anyone's house in the fucking 90's was because they had Donkey Kong. Yeah.
Or because you wanted to try and play. You wanted to have a go and play and rage. You wanted to have a go on it. Yeah, you wanted to play it.
See what happens. I was going around and I was going to kill him. Yeah, you don't have a go on it and then get beaten up. Yeah, no one's singing about this.
I didn't even know about this game. Really? I mean, I just want to say Dream Course. I think you would have heard of it.
You would have read about it in Nintendo Power or something. But you wouldn't have read the article. It's not meant to be read. You read the headline, but you would not have read the article.
You wouldn't have said curvy's golf game. You thought, fuck that, then. Curvy's new golf game. What?
Yeah, there's got to be some sort of part about him getting into the golf game. Curvy, curvy hits it. If he was a bit of a baseball game in his own run, you know, curvy, he's only one. He couldn't get a whole lot of money.
He couldn't get a whole lot of money. I don't forget what he reviewed it. I don't know. They probably call his name as the one in it.
It's really time they call his boy all this good shit going on. I mean, this is mediocre. They say, fucking come. Yeah, this is top tier.
This is almost two mediocre. Because it's not even a platform. It's not even like a game. Like, because literally the game is still going on right now.
I'm pausing it. You can leave that all day. It's a power button up. Just so you couldn't see that it's all night, just so you go back there and see if you can get that.
Have you got a par? No, it's just ten on the plug. No, it's just ten on the plug. No, it's just ten on the plug.
Can you tell that? Yeah. Yeah. Just double chin.
No, don't double chin. It's done. It's done. It's done.
It's in the mind of me. You probably would have said that. Well, you won't, if you check out your, yeah, you won't run the money. I know you're saying you were solo as well.
Before you go to bed. I'll go to bed. It's the first. It's in the third.
Let me check it out. I'm going to go to my gosh, you can just go to bed. I'll leave you to bed. I'll leave you to bed.
I'll leave you to bed. Work, didn't it? Work. I've got to have room, didn't it?
For that reason, that's why Street Fighter II Turbo wins. You're going to talk about it too far, sir. No, I don't need to. It's the only one.
I don't do it really. What about the music? Oh, shall I just turn up? I mean, I quite like that music.
Am I going to get to the end of the world? It's not changing, is it? No, it does. I mean, we could have megamixed this.
Yeah, to be fair. I was thinking about this the other day, we will be going to make a mix of Mac. I don't know. But just not on Spotify.
It'd be exclusive to SoundCloud, because they don't do it on any day. I think they would have an Apple as well. They'd be an Apple as well. They'd be not on Spotify.
If I was a bit more keen on it. SoundCloud, don't give a shit. No, no, no, no. You can do it.
Yeah, you can do it. But... I don't know if you can hear this ladies and gentlemen, it's quite a little doo-do-do-do-do-do. I mean, is there too much to make?
One too many beats? No, I like it. That bit. It's getting the way now about it.
It's getting the way now about it. No, it's like the organ in a seaside, isn't it? He comes up out the ground. He's doing it.
Everyone's doing it. I'm thinking of a good place at the moment, though, whereby I'm enjoying it. I think if I was in a different mood, this would do my fucking tits. Yeah, it's doing what I did.
Right, is that a bad day at work? True. It's not enjoying it. Ooh!
That's a nice little doo-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Sound... Sound... Track of sound effects.
It's... Nice sound there, mate. Nice sound there. Yeah.
Come on, get into it. I want to... Oh, now I'm going to have to chip it out of it. Oh, he's got a jumping power alert.
Look, he's actually jumping power earlier. Yeah. Yeah. I want to use it.
I want to press it. Yeah. So, you know, not bad. Again, mediocre.
It's just mediocre. We'll switch out. We'll just get Street Fighter going just so you can hear if you... Do you see your understand what Street Fighter is?
I say this is this. I've done this recently, mate. So the barrel bonus stage on Street Fighter is the best bonus stage. You always generally get...
You can't. Yeah, and one barrel you can't break or something. You fucked off. You can't practice barrel because you have to go for a whole thing again.
So I've saved stages, barrels. So now I can just go straight to the barrels, mate. You got every barrel then? Can you do it?
I'll chip you out of here. Oh. Oh, you nearly fucked that one up. Oh, I did so well.
I was going to do it. Give me a little strip up there. That was good. I enjoyed that though.
Oh, that was good. That was a good attempt. Oh, Vega. Give one.
Brie! But in terms of sound effects, in terms of track, Street Fighter is up there. It's got... It's just got some classics.
You know, they're like the background as well, mate. You see all your punters drinking watching cage fighters, you know, with some dancers in the background. You went to Spain. You looked in Spain for a bit.
Did you see this? Yeah, I was supposed to do this all the time. Every time we go for a drink Friday Saturday night, they'll have the street fight in the background. Brilliant.
That's you and in there, isn't it? It's me, they're coming. I'm just making happy. I'm smacking that table.
Oh, yeah, come on. I didn't care. I wasn't moving for anyone. I was just enjoying the fight.
Come on. That's what I was saying. When those five people were talking about people's hands, they were sort of fucking in. Yeah, you're thinking about it.
You've had too many streams, mate. Yeah. How's that happening? How's that happening?
I can never do that whenever I play them. You know, that's a whole down. A whole down and then press up and jump or something. I didn't really use Vay.
No, I bet you weren't here. He's not my man. But to me, it's a superior game. I mean, it's difficult for Kirby's dream cast to go up against Street Fighter because his street fire is a fucking solid game.
Yeah, it's a difficult first, but I mean Kirby's probably going to get far anyway. Yeah, and Kirby could have got through around. I'll just pause it. I'll do like that.
That's what I mean. We can have that one more time for the listeners. If you don't like this, that's giving you loads of something won there. It's just like this.
Just pause, but just remember this. That's really, that's nearly as good as Wolverine's like sound in the adamantium range. Whatever that sound was. It's nearly.
We just need a... We don't want to sound effects down everything, but we just think if they do need to pause it, we just need to make sure they're aware it has been paused. They can stop the game. It's just a simple sound.
It's just a simple sound. It's just a simple sound. Yeah, that's what it's worth to come up with. Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Is that necessary? I reckon so. I reckon so. I know it.
They were not as paused otherwise. Yeah, I'll leave you to it and then I'll come back and see what you've done. You've obviously gone for that, but don't forget we could go just teaching. It doesn't matter.
Just come back. What you've got for me? It's quite long as you go. Yeah, there's a lot going on, isn't there?
Because it might be confusing. Because you sort of go loud and then you do a soft... Why is it? Because they might think that you've unposed it.
But why is it's someone going? Because it is. That's me in the background. Oh, it's paused.
It's paused. Oh, God, what? You're about to say... Yeah, it's me going to start it off again.
And I'm like, oh, come on. Oh, it's paused. It's paused. It's paused.
It's got to be the first of all time. It's up there. Nothing. The verses about paused.
What else has it got to pause though? Who you putting up again? That's the best. I mean, obviously, for like, yeah, man, that's perfect for me.
Yeah. Oh, hello. I'll just take a... I'll just take a stew...
I'll just take a stew... Intrim... obviously. We all know this stew.
We all know this stew. Sound effects wise. It's rewarding sound to me. USA!
J-BAN! Yeah. And this tune, Guile's tune, is a very good tune. Everyone knows...
Everyone knows this tune. Everyone knows this is Street Fighter's tune. They might say Ken. They might mess up...
They might mess up... They might mess up mate, you know, because they might mess up. They might mess up street fighters. They know especially with the electronic boom really background.
So boom! So boom! I suppose... They had their own minisynth mate.
Didn't they got their... You did that minisynth at all the street fighters? And the Mega Man one. And the Mega Man one.
Yeah, I mean, that's how I got it. And music is. They're like giving you a fucking all the songs, all the sound effects, and fucking weenix itself. Just the sound effects are just...
They're top tier. They're top tier. They're, you know, Kirby-yengo chants against Street Fighter. And the graphics are nice as well, I've got it in there.
Yeah, and gameplay is... Everything happens when you press the button. That's why I'm so good. It's fun.
Considering like the time and even the age and all that sort of shit. It's responsible for this fun. Yeah. Even doing all the dookins and that.
It's just rewarding getting a play mate. And it doesn't matter like, because you can have your favourite character and you might not have the best news, but if you're your guy, you sip your guy. You know, you want to draw a blank command and you're a blank command. Yeah.
You know, if you're a go, go lad. Or go, you just, you sip with your sick woman. You're a chunlier. You still be your chunlier.
Because blank are always my... I must have said this story before, but blank are always my first character. Insane. Some sort of holiday on our K-machine.
Yeah. Why would I pick it? I didn't even know anyone else was me. You know?
Green monster. And that would have been the World Warrior edition or the first one. Oh yeah, it did. Classic.
And then probably like a year or so. We got Street Fighter with the Super Nintendo. Yeah. Oh, you got the Super Nintendo Street Fighter?
We did, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's all with shit.
Yeah. Yeah, it was... Which again, goes to show Kirby Ding Dae Zone, did he? He didn't get his own.