172: Building The Perfect THRASH ALBUM ...Vol I

“The perfect is the enemy of the good” - Voltaire In a world infested and subjugated by the tediously mediocre, all we can ever strive for in this life is to do the BEST we possibly can (even if our best is not perfect.) Having said that, we’ve decided to embrace “the enemy of the good” by BUILDING THE PERFECT THRASH ALBUM.  We each came into the Bunkerpoon with our top 12 favorite thrash tunes and constructed (what we believed to be) the perfect collection of perfect thrash songs for the perfect thrash album.   Prepare to comprehend the transformative power of ASMR while wrapping your mind around a matching upstairs and downstairs that’s bound to enhance the soundtrack of coitus “around the corner” as you JOIN US for a brand-new series that’s “nothing but bone” as we embark on our first installment of BUILDING THE PERFECT THRASH ALBUM.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast   Check out THIS playlist on Spotify - and go buy all of these ALBUMS!! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6xrNp7hGKI1YBd36tCj2w8?si=afe9dffe45c54ea9 and go buy all of these ALBUMS!!   Show Notes: (00:01): “Got yer ears on?” / #carefulwiththataxeeugene / ***WARNING:  #listenerdiscretionisadvised*** / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #liverjuiceASMR / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #StillFireBrewing #HailToStillFire #GloryHaze #sixpointninepercentABV / #nospringsteen #thebossofnoone / #killeralbumcover #losttheirnuts #SuwaneeGA #ReadingsByRussellASMR #explosion #surpriseanddelight #thatsamouthful / “Not overly green; solid IPA” / #daydrinkingbeerfoundationASMR #straightweed / #novoicemails #noshittah / ***Some You-Tube links are #suspicious #suspectedviruses…so always open those links on someone else’s computer (just to be safe)*** / #MyFirstStandupSpecial and my #punchupsidehustle / “It’s MY computer…” / #affirmations / ***Apologies and condolences for all of the #twanglification from #TheChronicles*** / #IllBill #PeaceSells (***Ummm…go check it out, and definitely #readthoselyrics!  It’s not at all metal from a musical perspective, but the lyrics are nothing but #classicthrashlove and so for that, we thank Ill Bill…and #Hail! ***) / #tangentionalalityASMR / “What are you talking about?”    (8:08): An #email from Tony / “A chockful #docketofdocketness…” / #breakfastsausageASMR / #RobDukesEraExodus #episode #comingsoon wherever you get your #podcastery!!! / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182*** / #taketwo #yeahhh / #novocalflaccidity #gettheboneup / “This episode’s nothing BUT bone!” / BUILDING THE PERFECT:  THRASH BONE (THE PERFECT THRASH ALBUM)!!! / #buildingtheperfectloadASMR / ***Here’s the conditions of this episode…*** / “The ‘perfect’ thrash album/compilation/record” / The new #MetalNerderyPodcastLabel will be #BunkerpoonStudiosProductions / “Faith greater than a mustard seed…”    (13:25): “What are we gonna call this album?” / #bunkerpoonstudiospresents / #acronyms / #killeropener #TrackOne (“Waffling?”) / “…a little more immediate…” / #howdareyou (***Go check out #TheRibLounge whenever you’re down on #COTLODBLVD***) #Testament C.O.T.L.O.D. #badassopener (#nopeonmicburp) / #StormtroopersOfDeath MARCH OF THE S.O.D. “I play this before sex…” / #bouncybone #HeadbangersBallASMR / #Slayer ANGEL OF DEATH (because why the fuck would it NOT be on this album!?) #nevergetsold / “We’re trying to keep things fair… / #TrackTwo (“How much #thrashness can you have in one place?”) / #weirdvoices / “It’s on a 500 quadrillion terabyte tower…” / “A short hair?” / #Slayer LIVE UNDEAD (aka #thesoundofcalgon) #newpodcastASMR #FuckingSlayerNerdery / #Kreator TERRIBLE CERTAINTY / “Holy shit!  That’s super offensive…” / ***Who remembers the old #GeorgiaTechRadio #WREKage metal show? *** / The true sign of 80’s thrash… #polyps   (25:22): #Forbidden FORSAKEN AT THE GATES (***we cannot stress enough just how many episodes are automatically tangentionally related to this specific podcast episode, but if you dig ANY of these bands, we strongly suggest you check out the ridiculousness in all episodes noted in the appendix (there’s a BUNCH!) and also go buy their #shittah *** / #TrackThree #Pantera DRAG THE WATERS / #BobRossIsASMR #notontheboat (***HAIL and congrats to the mighty Pantera for destroying in the early shows!!!***) / #PhilAnselmoASMR #AwwwManASMR #VocalBurnASMR (“Analogies bro, that’s how I work…” / #TrackFour (“I’ll just note that you noted it…”) / Track Four historically always has to have a #softintro / #groovebeforegroove and some comments regarding “Roots Bloody Roots” /  “I’ll never have bone like that ever again…” / #aroundthecorner / #standardthrashformat / #Sepultura BENEATH THE REMAINS #tribalASMR / “Just a hair…a #micropube” / “It’s the same downstairs as it is upstairs…” / #Slayer FLESH STORM (The word is “precision”) / “I wonder what his sex voice is like?” / #TrackFive of #BuildingThePerfectThrashAlbum (and a perfect impression of #TheAccused) ***Tracking the results so far*** / #TheAccused POUNDING NAILS (INTO THE LID OF YOUR COFFIN) #boom   (42:30): #TrackSix (If you’re following along on #cassettetape, this would likely be the #killercloser of #sideone) / #Exodus DERANGED (and the sound of #vomitcuisineASMR) “Life’s kinda getting’ outta control…” / #coviddenierASMR (“That’s where that comes from…”) #loreofyore / #TrackSeven (#killeropenersidetwo) / #Pantera THE ART OF SHREDDING (***Go see them on tour!  NOTE:  By the publishing of this episode, Pantera have already played some shows, and by all accounts, they are currently crushing it!!!***) / #Death LEPROSY (“I see what you did there…”) #excellentchoice / #RigorMortis FOAMING AT THE MOUTH (Russell was likely referring to our #obscurethrash episode) / The word you’re looking for is #cyclops, but #unieye also works (especially if you have a #unibrow)    (56:40): #TrackEight (“This is the audio equivalent of a multitude of delicious side dishes…”) / #SOD SERGEANT D (and a great #remixidea) / #COC #CorrosionOfConformity (“I’ll do that in post.”) / #backmaskingASMR / DAMNED FOR ALL TIME (“Let me have ‘All the Balls’ for $1000, Alex”) / #yeahyeah #excellentchoice / A moment of realization / #TrackNine (I’d love a to-go plate of #macandcheese) #Overkill SHRED #EastCoastThrash #goodness / #Slayer EPIDEMIC (***Let’s be honest; literally ANY Slayer song can and should be included!!!***)  #sciencemath is more confusing than either #science or #math   (1:07:20): #TrackTen #Anthrax IMITATION OF LIFE #futureepisodeideas #theblackdog (I believe that’s the WRONG one!!!) / “Buckle up, children!!!” / #Megadeth HOLY WARS…THE PUNISHMENT DUE #overtimetentacles / “This fucking part…” / “What would be their #BlackAlbum?  If you had to pick one?” / Reflections regarding writers / #TrackEleven #Eleventy (not sure we played #numbereleven) / #TrackTwelve #killercloser (“What better closer?”) #whatsthatnoiseASMR / #Forbidden CHALICE OF BLOOD #cantbeloudenough / “If I was rich…”/ “If you think about it…” / #Metallica DAMAGE INC. “That’s what she said…” #DamageIncASMR / #SOD #StormtroopersOfDeath KILL YOURSELF / “We basically just produced a #thrashboxset” / #BuildingThePerfectASMR #VolumeOne / “Either is less pretentious than eyether” / We’re gonna be #buildingtheperfectstoneralbum soon… / ***A note regarding a not overtly metal band but an intriguing and fascinating band to check out nonetheless:  #KingGizzardAndTheLizardWizard*** / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US FOR THE FIRST EVER ‘BUILDING THE PERFECT’ EPISODE / ***Go check out the #UndergroundBunkerPoonGiftShoppe at metalnerdery.com/merch *** / #untilthenext #outroreel #bloopers #someoldstuff #hehahuh