Thanks for tuning to the SuperSport Radio and welcome back to the Super Nintendo Mini Turbo Tournament. It's a versus battle event mate, it's a special event. It's a big event. And this is Site B.
Yeah. We've done the first round of side A and that was we had Street Fighter versus the old three of course. Gold game? Yeah, obviously Street Fighter back at the end.
And we had Street Fighter. Mavio G, versus Metroid. I did have to make, not on fucking videos yet. I did make a confession.
After we did that fucking Mario RPG versus Metroid, I did actually follow the Mario RPG remake on Switch. And I can't do it. I can't do it. It's pretty shiny, mate.
It's just, it's not done anything to it. It's just fucking shined up. I got those little shiny graphics on the side. It's on Amazon.
It's got a cheap price. I'll treat myself. I mean, this is exactly the same game. I've not gained anything from just playing the original.
You can see it better. But it's beautiful. It's like a little fucking squidgy little Mario fellow running around. Yeah, no, it's good.
It did job reignite somebody in me. I watch it. You think that's better than that? I don't know.
I don't know. Because Metroid, Jedd is fucking a quality game. Is it your favourite game of the time or what? Metroid is definitely a top.
I mean, it's difficult to beat. I fucking love Metroid. So no, it's not being Metroid. I mean, if they remade Metroid and they said, we've got, we've made Metroid, we essentially kind of met what Dred is.
But did they need to? Yeah. Just did they need to. Metroid, Super Metroid.
You don't even need to touch it. No, it's just perfect. So yeah, Metroid's still beating. I don't think I got Metroid to be given out from G'd better score.
Yeah, but Metroid was right. Yeah, that's right. I'm just saying it did make nice. I mean, it did make good games.
Yeah. Well, you know, these games are on here for a reason, though. They have picked fairly well on the grand scheme of things. What's the matchup today, you mean?
David got Yoshi's Island, which is a full title. Super Mario World 2, Yoshi's Island, Banger. Yoshi, Banger World 2, Yoshi's Island, Super Ness, Mini, Sned, Sned, Mini, Sned, Sned. Versus Kirby.
Kirby, I thought it was like Kirby, also I got Mario, also I got it. And is it? Yeah, it looks like Kirby. He's Kirby, Superstar.
Yeah. And he might, he may be a superstar, or maybe he's a survivor of the star that he rides on, being a superstar, you know? I don't know. We're not going to get into that.
No. Because this needs to be fairly quick and easy, because if anyone's played any of these games, they know which one wins. But I have been playing the bit superstar, and they've got some mini games that kind of classically timed time. Is it a gun one?
It's a gun one. One of them is your samurai, and you hit some of the bad. That's a sound line. It's a timing thing.
Yeah. And the other one is you're basically, you're doing the classic like smashing, like, right, chop, smashing sort of thing. But it's, you have to hit, it's like a pendulum time, a power bar time, and an aim time as well. And I'm literally just saying it's a fucking gulk.
Yeah. The most annoying thing about that, right? Is I hit, I've hit Max. Yeah.
I've perfected that. Like I've played that for fucking way too long. Yeah, you have to. The maximum points, you get, it's like 204 points.
That's for hitting everything perfectly. Yeah. And then it cuts to a, um, an image of a star, they get scratched, depending on how hard you hit your things, and how well you hit your targets. So, I'm putting a crack in a star.
So, I've said, you just hit half a power bar, you're fairly close to the pendulum swing, and you're fairly close to the aim. You're correct, you know, like a quarter of a star. Here's some of that. I've hit Max, Max, Max.
Plenty of times. It cracks all the way through the star, but it doesn't give you an animation, because it kind of does a parallel step. It starts and explodes. You want to see that flitting in our mate?
You're going to crack that all the way down the middle. You're not fucking starving. And then they give you 204 points. What do you get?
200 if you don't crack it enough. It's only even four of you do crack it. Nah, I mean, you gave, you gave these games too much. I'll give you 10 minutes.
I said shit is I remember it. Yours is only banging. I'll play a map for two fucking days. I'll say that when I played Kirby's Superstar, he does have, I think there's three games on it.
There's eight games just on my lane there. Yeah, yeah. There's three of those games in there, at least three. I'll platform this.
And they're all pretty shit. There's no problems. No one throws a problem, Kirby. It's a weird sort of setup when they didn't go, so we just make one.
So we just make, because they got some Kirby games. I think the next one I played was the game, I brought about it on the game queue, which is what makes you, like, you can swallow two people and mix their power together. Oh, that was a pretty solid game. And there is one on this nest, and one on the nest, which is a pretty solid Kirby game as well.
And it just seems like, I don't really want to put it in there for, well, let's not make one good Kirby game. Let's just make it like a Mario Wars start. But we're not putting like, classic Kirby games on it's just trying to get a shit on it. The same game, which is different kind of what you call it, like a different thing.
Yeah, same game, same bad guys. It's just a weird sort of setup. And it's not difficult. There's not one part of it that's different.
Oh, no, I believe that. Games, like, tell me a great game is easy. You can't. None of them, if you want to be good.
You know, a lot of people could play, let's say, Super Mario Kart, people play it, but it's a hard game. Yeah. You do that. I think all these games on this list are like that as well.
The different ones are the good ones. That's zero, it's not easy to get around the tracks. I mean, you'll go with that, but it's not exactly. Yeah, you've got one.
Sliver, finish, you've got it. Well, what games do now? You wait until the XC O comes, and that's just going to be that easy. Yeah, so we're kind of set, set us all out with curvy superstar.
Let's just move on to Super Mario World to Yoshi's Island. There's many, many, many. I've been playing this a lot recently. And you said before we came on, yeah, I think this is a dark horse that could possibly win the whole thing.
Because it's a classic Mario game, your plan is Yoshi. So he's got a new dynamic of the jump. He's got his aing, he's got his tongue, he's got his more problems solving in terms of the standard Mario game. Because Mario, classically, you run fast, you glide about.
Yeah, jump, jump. You can't Sonic it. I'm not, you can't Sonic it. Sonic, you can just jump in and you go die.
Mario, you always die. But this is, I think they call it. They're points where you have to aim your back fucking egg to hit a wall, to hit something else. Or hit a wall, hit something else.
You don't just always have to go left. Sorry, go right, man. Yeah. So finish, don't go wrong.
The level always finishes a lot. Yeah, obviously. Yeah, it's silly if it doesn't. But there's a lot of it going down through little, just, it's like, yeah, he has no tunnels in general.
Yeah, they have a little, kind of, like, one of the most machine things. You can go through one way, but then it closes you off. Yeah. The rock that you roll around, like, there's loads of it.
And yeah, a little dog that you can ride on. And you go, oh yeah, which is a bastard thing. I love him. He's a good boy.
He's a good boy. He's got one of his own now. He does what he likes to do. He doesn't like to stop.
He's involved. He's involved. You've got the, um, your, she turned into the helicopter, the digger. Ah, yeah.
It's a really, really, really game. It's got so many, and I just- He's even in boss battles. You can't do it. It's not just running in the fucking jump in the sun.
It's got a fucking angle of fucking eggies. It's a fucking kitchen. Depending on what boss it is, man. Depending on what boss it is.
It's a ghost you might need to look at. Look at what you're going to shoot. Or lap for round of plant, make your own belly button. I'm not shooting it under the water.
I'm not shooing it under the water. Yeah. So I don't know, I just- The more I played it recently. And also you've got the collect, you've got the red coins, the star, the- Oh, yeah, very coins.
Five flowers and hour. The many coins. Yeah, yeah. 20 coins, 20 coins, 20 coins, 30 fucking stars and five flowers.
Yeah. Every level. It's a nice little completion here. It is going to tell you the percentage of the level when you go through it.
Taydah, the Buddy likeIC exceeds it. We've messed up with like... Here we are though. It's like yes Lenin's like you know it, like a crazy colonial Psyrosan.
When you see a bad guy, you do something to you. It's like, fuck you, do that back to him. Is what we're doing? Yeah, I don't have that one, that's what.
The monkey's doing trying to steal all Baker Mary as well. Yeah, they do make mine off me. Yeah, best of luck. But no, he's so fucking, and the thing is, where the graphics on that?
Really, mate? Yeah, your favorite thing is like, proper cartoons, when it, like, before, where it was like, the Super Mario World now, it's like, pixies, yeah. You're seeing games at pixies, and I know, don't fucking say it's not fucking pixies, I know it's pixies, that's not the same one. That was so close to being like, almost a cartoon.
I was fucking, what would I be like, 16, and that time that came out? And that was a fucking, that's like a fucking cartoon. Well, I was playing that, shit. This is like a crony, don't sue well.
Don't go either. Oh, Blake, this game, and it is, that's like, still pixies. Of course it fucking was, it was fucking 30 years ago. But when you're smacking your head against the egg box, above you, there's eggs a free demon.
A free demon? A free-dea, a free-dea cartoon egg. That's a fucking, it's like, what's the cartoon? It's not like what's the cartoon.
Fuck it, it's like playing a cartoon. Yeah, I'll just read the graphics, what they done with those graphics, just fucking, so they just jumped on fucking Mario and what they were doing. I just really grabbed some ass character. Yeah, and they even moved on going through the, I think Yoshi really kind of, at that point, he was a good character, Mario Kart mate.
I like Yoshi, I like to him, he did well, and everything was moving forward. But this game, without this game, and everyone loved him in Mario 1, you know? Oh yeah, he did. It was Mario 1, it's obviously Mario 2.
They liked him in the previous game, but like, he's the main man, is Yoshi's story. And, but he is, they just, I don't know, he turned into like a, not a B player, because he was still cool. He was a B player, he was a married man. He was a married man.
But to be fair, I mean, early doors there, weren't it really, because you had Super Mario, brother's won, and he was a B player in that. But fucking, next thing, it was called Super Mario World 2 Yoshi's story. So obviously Super Mario was still in the leg, but really, that was Yoshi's fucking game. He went from being a bit, playing in fucking Mario World 1, being a fucking star on a show, really.
I know you had to catch Mario, because he was fucking trying to try that one. Right, I'm kinda back to the time, but Yoshi was a fucking main boy. He was fucking, there's a lot of Yoshi's, obviously. They don't fucking, under Yoshi's story.
They pass the Yoshi make. They pass the Yoshi's story. Every level that you jump through in that level, ring a plow, ring a plow. It's me, me, me, me.
The Mario's passed the next color. The Yoshi's, so even every, multi-culture as well. Yeah, multi-cultural. Yeah, multi-cultural.
Yeah, the Yoshi's. They're colored on, they don't do it yet. You can be any color, they love it. It's such a fucking, you're not, you're color's a better tongue.
Yeah, they are, yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's just Yoshi's. You're a woman, because you want a different color, Yoshi's. Every level is a different color, Yoshi.
Don't worry about it. No, I'm fucking, talk about Kirby again. No, I don't want to talk about Kirby. No, the only thing I can say about Kirby is how, it reminds me of a really bad, like, Sega platform, you pay your own, your cousin's house or something.
What's this game? What's this game? I don't know. This is crap.
I don't understand how you can play this. I love holding, you know, video games, controllers in my hands. I love playing them. I don't like holding a fucking Sega to make a controller, I'm really good.
Probably the worst controller ever made. Yeah, but, you know. Worst controller. Yeah, but the next controller gave you fucking, I thought it's, it's, look.
It's a sweet spot. Shut up. I'll digest it, I'll digest it on that hill. An attend-told it.
I mean, obviously this nesting tool is a betting tool, but a nesting tool is a good controller. You're funny, you're funny. But, yeah, we're not going to have to look at it. I'll do this in a fucking minute.
Theising tool is always in a king. I don't want to be the latest processor. I do like an Kersky. No, why?
Because at least it's simple. Rather than fucking three buttons set up, like, going across it, like what's in play? What's in play? I ain't got nothing if it's done.
No, who's playing that go? And the d-pad was crap on the new-o. And it didn't have triggers did it? No, it didn't have triggers did it.
Well... I mean the next thing that triggers was... It didn't need triggers at all. I don't know how to climb it, so it's fine.
Mega Man was slow at that time. Yeah he was slow at that time. But yeah, so... I mean the music on Josh's as well I'd say...
And the sound effects when you hit the level... I can't even do it because it was like a digital sound. But it was a good digital sound. And even just danging.
Whereas... Kirby's... You know, we did say in the Dream Course episode that you did have some good sounds, but you can't rest in your lungs just in sound. You've got to have the visual sound.
I can't even remember the music. The trouble is there's only different games on the fucking superstar of it. How are you pinning down the music? I mean if I'm jumping from game to game to game to game, there's too much music going on.
There's never going to be a Kirby superstar soundtrack on Mega Man's. That's never going to happen. We're never going to... Because it's not...
It's never going to hit a mark. It's never going to get a groove going. Fucking... Fucking...
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Fucking... Fucking... Well at the end of the level, you can't take business now any Seeing Secretary's Fucking People can't help you? He goes New York.
He won't there yet. In this product-centric university living now, killing all of us. But you've got to sell it. Fucking either fucking tableaus in the easy stocking, he's a fucking ...
P M P E A S E L A T I L L A T E L H Until he Primary Nintendo invented inside franchise. He's a dream business, or a machineHS f***ing city. D V spiteum nply. That's why the fuck he calls a fucking fake baby-hs plus.
What? Man Hey, he calls a machine! Big Bowser one. Big Bowser one when you fit her.
Yeah, he didn't make sense. But she, Lucy. Oh no, I've got a big Bowser puppet. Pup, stick with me.
He's not in this. Exactly. Big Bowser's a be notty. You're biting it.
What if I was in King Cooper vs Bowser? Oh yeah. But King Cooper. Like King Cooper for me.
What the fuck are they talking about? If you see a picture, because Bowser is in the same picture with King Cooper. Like you see a picture of King Cooper. I know it's King Cooper.
Yeah, that's a different picture of Bowser. If you know... Do you think they're the same person? I mean they are the same person.
But I don't think they're the same person. No, I think something happened. Obviously King Cooper was in the game. No, I haven't been that.
I think obviously King Cooper was working. I think obviously King Cooper was working. Yeah, he's. Because they didn't have a lot of money.
It was a small bit. To begin with, they didn't get anything. Mario was going through the whole thing. I married him.
So me they he's... But King Cooper is definitely happening. He was the bad guy. He was working.
He's the healing person. He's something that happened before. He's like, you know what? He's like late 90s to fucking...
Well, I don't know if I'll be like early 90s to late 90s. He's definitely switched from King Cooper to the fucking King Bowser. I don't know if I was like the King Rick. Where's that?
He's just bowed it. What? What did I say? He said something.
They said something. They said King Cooper. They kept King Cooper down. King Cooper would be listening.
I hope you don't mind. I said I hope you don't mind. You could have done some really raw. I think he could have been fucking drunk.
You know, drunk's alcohol. You know, it's always something. Savile situation. Yes, exactly.
Savile in totes. Savile in totes. Could have been... We don't know.
I mean, in those days you probably might have just been crack or something. I don't know. But he definitely... King Cooper definitely touched something.
So you don't think King Cooper is about it? No, they got it. That's the nothing audience. Who knows?
They might have just found something. Same as the fucking Abilene and that fucking thing. That's really weird. That's really weird.
That's so weird. Yeah, like same as that situation. They probably thought, we need... They kept up over.
We want to keep it coming. It's close enough with them. We bring it in. We're fine.
We don't need to worry. That's it. It could be that. People thought, well, that's not really mention it.
We just bring Bounzer in. We start calling Bounzer. But it's really interesting. Bounzer was King Cooper's.
That's just made it nice. It's made it nice. Yeah. But yeah, I don't think King Cooper fails to say well if something happens to King Cooper.
So because of anything from this episode, because obviously you knew the result anyway before you came down. Yeah, no straight away. There's that King Cooper probably is and Bowser and Bowser is an imposter or some sort of plant by the system. I don't think it's that sinister.
I think it's more just, they couldn't stop, you couldn't stop Mario, could you? The point is King Cooper did something, they couldn't continue working with him, they had to get rid of King Cooper, they're not gonna say right, we're shutting down Mario, this is a fucking money maker. So you've got like Bowser, you look close enough to King Cooper, we don't really think anyone's gonna know his. We can sell you no.
We got with Chuck Bowser. He's as short as you can put it on merch. He's a merch. Chuck Baby Bowser in there, people are gonna love that shit.
They just kept the fucking ball rolling. Mario's not gonna fucking question is it? Do you think they get it just for the baby bows and the iteration facts? So they put Bowser in?
Oh, you think he was a stitched up? They put Bowser in, because they thought that a B-E-er ration is better than a K-ellet. Do you think I've got King, baby King Cooper? Yeah, they thought we need.
But I could've got a kitty kitty kitty. Kitty kitty kitty kitty. That's a triple as well. Like what's our kitty kitty kitty ball, baby Bowser?
Oh, we're kidding. Who's the main? So I don't know. I don't know.
I couldn't have been, but I think it's... Right, anyway, let's finish episode. Let's finish this episode. So, Yoshi's Island versus Kirby Superstar.
We'll just go, we'll run through the... Graphics. Did you find the... Same.
I didn't even... Okay, let's not worry about it. We know. We can get to the same.
We do have the same. We will be able to get to it. Yeah, but Yoshi's... It's absolutely bad to be.
There's no way King fucking Kirby out itself. I didn't King... King... King...
King... King... King... He's definitely...
He's probably done a million after. 33 minutes, the speed... That's all right. That sounds all right.
But that's all it actually is turning the fucking game on, isn't it? Just fucking doing that platform, doing one fucking go on the mini game. Like how is the game on it? It's like eight games in it.
Yeah, because it wouldn't take you back to the menu when you finish. You have to reset the console, definitely. So that's a bit of a product, really. Well, let's just go.
Graphics, mate. Obviously, Yoshi's with Boys' Boats. Yeah, we got three... Eggs of 3D.
Winds. Music. Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh. Winds.
Gameplay. Yoshi. Sails, obviously Yoshi's. I think it's a speed run for Yoshi's.
Yes, yeah. I think it's gone. I think it was one hour, 30, 30 minutes. That's solid, mate.
Because it's a hard game. The first world is... Isn't easy. I think you need to be a Mario player jumping in.
You have to have some sort of understanding of it. Yeah. Oh no. One hour...
I thought this was worse than worse than ever. One hour, 40 minutes. That's three years ago. I think that's good.
But one year ago, someone got on one hour, three. But it'd be interesting to know if they got all the styles and everything of the make. This is warpless. I see 100% in.
So 100%... This is speedrun.com if they don't want to go on there. We're in evidence once about him. We're in evidence once about him.
Yeah. I agree to you, sir. My date is over. Yeah, two hours, 20 to get 100%.
I get flowers. Everything. That's fair, mate. Two years ago, by Kalko.
Well, Kalko? Well done, mate. Well done. I understand that's obviously.
So yeah. But I think really we know what's fucking wrong. And it is Yoshi's fucking on. Yeah, on this view.
There's no way to go. I'm sorry, Kalko. You can smash it out. Fucking straight around.
You didn't get a good pick and make it. Yeah. Yeah. So next episode we're going to do in Mega Man X versus Super Mario.
Big battle right there. And I will just let everyone know that Yoshi's Island goes on the face. Super Punch Out. And I think Super Punch Out is going to get knocked the fuck out in the next round.
But we'll see. We'll find out. Yeah. You'll never know.
We'll do that. I mean, I'll do that. We'll do that. Yeah.
We'll do that. Yeah. We'll do that. Yeah.
We'll do that. We'll do that. You'll never know. You'll never know.
You'll never know. You'll never know.