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EPISODE · Apr 22, 2023 · 52 MIN

173: Surf and Turf at the School Canteen

from All Torque Car Podcast · host All Torque Podcast Pty Ltd

Peter, Ross and The Roving Reporter are in the Madhouse. Tom re-enacted his interviews at Bathurst. Ross reveals his upcoming trip to Italy and the food and car tours he has booked. Tom talks about his favourite races in Australia. Roos reveals breaking news where the Schumacher family plan to sue over an AI generated interview with Michael. We learn that 2 new Lamborghini Countaches are being delivered to Australia. Ross is trying to get an allocation for a RWB Porsche. Follow us on Instagram and email your questions to [email protected]

Peter, Ross and The Roving Reporter are in the Madhouse. Tom re-enacted his interviews at Bathurst. Ross reveals his upcoming trip to Italy and the food and car tours he has booked. Tom talks about his favourite races in Australia. Roos reveals breaking news where the Schumacher family plan to sue over an AI generated interview with Michael. We learn that 2 new Lamborghini Countaches are being delivered to Australia. Ross is trying to get an allocation for a RWB Porsche. Follow us on Instagram and email your questions to [email protected]

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We made you can't. That story, which story was it? Tell me, you can't get it. You want me to talk to you?

No, the pink car, the pink car. We went down to Maydie or the Maydie. I was talking to the pink car. Maydie videos.

Good morning, good afternoon. Oh, it's a tough. All talk car podcast. Hi, sir, my Peter Raris.

Joining me tonight is Mr. Roskeletus. Oh, he is. Hey, we've got Tom the Raving Reporter in.

Good day, good day. I hope Tom did a great hypothesis. So, I thought we'd talk about Ace Track's stories tonight because Tom got back for Bathurst. I left the day earlier and I left the expensive microphone and special surround sound microphone and taking all the sounds of Bathurst.

You left it with him? Yeah. I'll stay proud. I'll send you some headphones.

No, no, no. I got him the best mic because I left the mini meth. And some of that stuff. And he practiced at the dinner.

It sounded great. And he gave me the mic. He brought it to me. All the excitement.

Or pump. He gave me the pizza. In the pizza. Coxie came out and I pulled out the sim, put it in the computer to edit.

I got two and a half. No, it was a one minute, one minute, two and a half hours ago. I got Tom. No, the little H.

I got Tom was the fucking down the top. He's going to be up all night editing. So I hit the first one minute. Ah, hit the river.

I just did a recording practicing. Ah, I'll tell you about the practice. Yeah, got the practicing. Good.

And then stage fright. The two and a half hours. Well, he's walking around with the microphone in his pocket. Tom.

It's fucking cold. It's fucking cold. What do we hit? It's a light.

Jump in the car. He was throwing a G-string. No interview. He had the race cars going around.

He had the commentary from the speakers at Bathurst. Look, I'm not famous. I did interview. And he said to me, I entered you at four o'clock.

I look at the recording time for 24. So when he thought he turned it on. He turned it off. And I heard two and a half hours.

I got the refiours. I done Coxie. I done Tom when he got out of the car. Coxie when he got out of the car.

We'll talk about that. So basically what I heard was the experience of living in Tom's pocket for two and a half hours. How was that for you? It's interesting.

You're very cold. He was very cold. The car went all right. He picked up the boys.

He went to a liquor shop. He did everything. Did you know that some of the car was shot. So buckets of shots.

What? Buckets of shots. It's a big bucket. I mean, they've got individual cups of shots.

Supreme mixed. Supreme mixed. Beautiful. It was basically a lot of them.

And they don't want to put a chair cup of water here. So can you re-adact Coxie? You've got to have the car. Go to the car.

I gave him a hug and we started talking about overseas, comparing the car. How good his run was. So we had to undertake. Tom's sure we chose a team.

Tell us how he went and everything. And then I asked him some questions about the other car because the key we car had smashed. Are they smashed or in the air? Yeah.

They're laughing at me saying that I won't have much to do with that because the car's if. I was laughing at him because he didn't do much. He was sitting in the corner. I think the first person I interviewed was David Fuhrer.

I can't remember his name. He's a good friend of mine too. He gave me a full story about everything. I'm thinking about getting mad interviews here.

I was even going to get up and be on the pitch. But it got a bit too cold. I interviewed Tom Schor. Someone bought the boys' side of the track.

They gave us some facts. They came third in their class. They were on the podium. They were on the podium.

But I heard there's a bit of protest. To do a protest, did you know you have to pay money to protest? Yes. You just don't bring them up or go and see the stewards of the side.

You've actually got to pay for a protest to have it. What do you mean it pays us like a Deaf one as well? But we did party, or if you want to call it, we did have dinner with a few people who have won their classes and all that. And it's a bit of a ball afterwards.

Yeah, which was in the ridges. I was just in the middle. I was in the bar. The rest of the people that we've fought wouldn't be nice to take photos of the trophy with me.

We've sent them to Rick and all that. Oh, yeah. You could put on the arms. But they're not bad trafies either.

It's a design. It's a traffic. Like a crystal. It's a traffic.

It's a traffic. It looks like something. When you die, you get burnt up. You get framed.

It's not a bit there. Is that a burn? It's a no. It's a bit there.

We've got two handles on each side. The burnt bread grinder. Any highlights? You want to be one?

Hey Tristan, we need to have a good steak in Memphis. Food, man. You say they say they're about the race. It's a hard one.

We have to. We need to do their food for the guts. Sorry. We're going to take it.

Tristan, which one did you like? The Serpent Turf. Serpent Turf. That's right.

Don't know how to hit him for the Serpent Turf. But we made the Serpent Turf. Do you stay with the lobster or stay with prawns? No.

I'm in the bank. It was a fancy. The next night got a steak and I had prawns. So I put the prawns on the spake and said, So we took the mallet.

Anyway, but we met some nice security people there. The truck officials. Yeah. Honestly, they are terrific people.

I would have interviewed them. I would have interviewed them. But I ran out of time on that. Especially when you do.

Yeah. But the lady should have interviewed her. She should have interviewed her. Of course, she's still probably there.

And it's just a ticket to the front. Just checking her. You're risk-grant to get into the end. We didn't have any.

We were still walking. The nice gentleman on the corner of where you go to the back. He's a guy. He's a guy at Bathurst that lives on the property next door.

And he's built... How do you know? No, no. He's got an old train there.

And I mean, don't you say that train. He's a guy that lives on the corner of the Bathurst track. On one of the corners. On one of the ages of it.

And he's got an old red rat while. And he's dropped the red rat while there. And he's converted it into a viewing station. And he's made.

And they sit there and they see bees. What do I imagine that? No, I'm not sure. It's true.

It's true. But there was a house for sale in the middle. In the middle there. In the middle.

In the middle. In the middle of the track. Yeah. Yeah.

It was on the street. I had a car for it. And they made three. But the security there at Bathurst are terrific people.

We even... Tristan kept getting nailed about. He was going to the pit of his scooter. And on race day the gentleman goes to Tristan.

The drivers have made an official piggy of nothing. You know, so he left it there. We went down the Cape back. Did the Lewis Hamilton have a scooter?

Let's have a little assembly get around. He wasn't there. He wasn't there. He wasn't there.

But you know, we got the second. I only covered the big stuff. I'm sorry. Sorry.

Well, the second round we were in we put a car pass on his scooter. Oh, from the left. We pulled him up. He just went out to him.

We got a day pass with a scooter. And he was just getting a skid. He was a skid. He was a snicker on there.

He was a snicker. He was a snicker. He won the whole race. I did not know.

He was the roving reporter. He went to know the facts. I think I was trying to book a restaurant. See that even though he won't.

I understand. I've had no time. That's so good. But he was sitting down there.

He was sitting down with a microphone. Two pounds in his pocket. And then he comes back. All right, Tom.

Okay. Sorry about it. We haven't got the footage. We haven't got the audio.

But who won the race? No, you're not. More rest-wrenchable. He was sitting on the track.

He stayed on the track. He stayed at the ridges on the track. At the last. Oh my God.

Was the ridges food shit? It was a good one. No, the ridges was actually nice this time. Yeah.

It's all right out there. Yes. Have you ever stayed there when it's not? No.

No. It's not ready. I've stayed there once. I really have to go for work many, many, many years ago.

And I stayed at the track when there was no race on. And it was like a ghost town. Yeah. Yeah.

It was bad. The big one was bad. Not this year at last year when we were there. I was still actually jumping fence and went on the track.

We sued up. He was right. He was caught on the track. He was even just sued him.

Right. Yeah. He was just fine. The next morning we had breakfast and he got a lot of ride by scooter on the track.

He was like, don't worry about it. So he gets the shit. He's seen more than just scooter over the fence. He jumps over the fence and he's on their scooter around.

And he's this lady who goes, who's kids that? There's going to be 20 angry Ferrari drivers going around that track shortly. And they're not going to be happy. I just walked away going back into my room.

The officials are chasing on the track. So the track wasn't closed. It wasn't closed. Yeah.

It was closed. Yeah. It was closed. Yeah.

It was closed. Yeah. It was bad. Not that much.

Tristan, we love you. Just a surf and turf. It was a fun weekend. It was good.

We brought back no facts for all these others. Man, look, third time lucky it happened to me in Canberra and it happened to me now. So, what was the... We're missing the demand, guys.

Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of overseas, I've actually got... I'm going to go and run this year.

And I've got about three or four speed a day. So I'm going to have to go for a moment. When are you going to run? I'll be the...

I can't tell listeners. You can talk about it. Do you want the mic? I'm not going to take a minute.

I'll take a minute. I'll take a minute. I'll take a minute. So, recently we purchased a car for the Tank Heritage.

Yep. It's 5 years to book out any of the factories over there. We're allowed to... We've been given that.

We've been given that. We've been giving the opportunity to do both for the Ferrari and the Mesur run. And you have been factory tours, yeah. So, you have...

You need a VIN or do you need to have an order of it? So, I'm going to the Ferrari factory. Yeah. So, you've got an order in?

No, I've got an order in. And we're going to the Mesur record, because I'm pretty excited about that. And then I've gone and found this lady who books tours in the whole area because it was And there's the food podcast again. Oh, oh, oh.

Well, we're in the Pagani factory. So this is the three days. It's the Pagani factory. It's all done.

Oh, it's all done. No, no, no. There's a cheese factory. Sorry, a cheese place you need to go.

And the guy has a barn full. I can't go with these books. Classic cars. Old Ferraris, old lambos.

Like stuff from two three generations ago. Like they've been collecting them over years. But you know you go to that factory. If you do the...

Here, there. So you have lunch near or whatever. So we booked to go. So we'll just see his car.

So we'll do the line. And then we'll go to the history of all the cars. And how did you get the window? Oh, really?

We had to find out, please. Mate, I'm an organiser. So it's like it's... Yeah, so that's going to be...

Then we're going to someone that I work with. How do you kind of in the store? We do. The Pagani factory is a customer.

It's going to be pretty cool for a four-day. So I've gone out to the microphone. I'll show you. I think it'll be pretty cool.

That will be. Yeah. So that'll be three or four days there. And what facts?

Well, you'll get facts. It's not your pocket. Yeah, yeah. I'll call it your...

How hot you are. That's in the last week of June. So it'll be quite interesting. Well, I'm trying to rent a car in Italy.

Right? So... It's not a day. It's not...

So I've got to hurt. And I'm a big believer in when I rent a car. And you've heard me rent cars before. I'm a little bit...

I need a guaranteed model. I can't turn up and say... No, no, no. I can't.

I've got three, six. Six Hertz. Sorry. Six Hertz and Europe.

All have guaranteed models. And Europe. Correct. So I'm a big believer in a guaranteed model.

I don't want to turn up enough. Are you booked or a round four or equivalent? And you went up in a frickin'. Right?

A prado Landcruiser in Greece. And I turned up and they gave me... I'm just gonna be... No, they gave me a fear...

Doppler van. I bought a Landcruiser. Yeah, the pictures on the website. Swish off.

I'm like, do you have any Landcruisers? No. You're walking the cruise. So from that moment I want...

I want... I want a dedicated case. Right. What are my options?

Six. Oh, just... What are my options with Hertz? So Hertz have got in Rome, like a special page you go to for guaranteed model.

Lamborghini euros. Cullinan. Four Five Eight. But you can hire anything you want.

And then I'm like, no, so you know you do hire... You hire still lowest, I wait. I can't afford to hire still. So I'm gonna get lowest to highest.

I don't know if I like a plate. Lowest to highest is Levante. That alpha Romeo. Storeless.

No, it's the four-horse and anything. The quadrifuckula. Oh yeah, the Julia. Julia.

Is that Julia? Yeah. Like the Masaralia over there is the whole... Yeah, it's a statesman.

Is that statesman? Yeah. Like that's the low and premium car. It's like a plate.

Couldn't even afford those. So I'm in a Red Four. No, no, no. Japanese Red Four.

In a... In a three or five hundred to have a laugh. How long is that? I don't know.

It's about a little bit of a challenge. What's the matter with the regrouping on the petrol tank? It's a big guy. Vibri-poo.

Yeah, just in a commercial. What the... That's a... That's a...

It's... I haven't just seen the commercial. He's in Italy at the petrol station. Right, and this guy just about to get lucky with his misses.

And he goes to throw out a regrouping on his mouth. And he misses. And it falls out the window. Bounces down the hill.

As he's got to put the petrol philate in the petrol tank. Some other guy. The regrouping falls in his tank. And it's a little stretch of his mind.

No, and it changes into the other model for a variety of... No, the... I think I'm going to have 100L. All the full driving.

And you know, I have just never seen that commercial. Oh, I'm sorry. There's a wrong with us. It's a true commercial.

It's a true commercial. You should google things up. Yeah, you don't have to play google on the podcast. I don't know, it's a YouTube.

You can't do YouTube. Yes, that's right. Google's copyright. Who said that?

I don't want to get the letters on the phone calls. I don't want to get the letters on the phone calls. So yeah, you can't. So that's what that is.

Other truck experiences. Are you a reporter? Yeah, I like it. You're a supporter.

I'm a very old one there. That would be the best. That would be the best. That would be the best.

80s. What did you leave out of it? What? What did you leave out of it?

Why did you leave out? Because while my mind had come in. It was a bit of a... It was a young kid when he left.

It was like I got it in. It was really fun. Yeah. It was really fun.

And I obviously got back all the time. We would finish work together Formula One on a Thursday night. Right? Finish dry flat out down there for the Formula One.

Party until watching the majority of the Formula One. Yeah. Either the end sometimes and just drive back to meet at work. Mother Moly.

Did you get into any after parties or anything like that? Yes. You don't elaborate? Yes.

It doesn't sound like it. Yes. We read to a few of... You remember Rick, my first and second date in those years.

Yes. I mean Rick happened and my sister and my first friend happened to go to the Benetton party in the Hilton. Why accident? How did you get into it?

Are you even though it was on? No, I didn't know. It was just like a... You all get into the blue nose kind of a...

That's what I showed. I just turned up. Well, my sister... I went there and said it was a private function.

And I went back out there and there's nothing happening on that late. And my sister, Rick and her girlfriend disappeared. They went that way and they obviously they got in because obviously the girls looked the part. Yeah.

And Rick must have looked like a pimp and they got in. And about 20 on the side of being by myself. How did Rick was a pimp? Does that make your sister?

You're giving me a picture of anyway? It doesn't matter. Okay. It doesn't listen to this stuff.

They walked in. They walked in and outside while my life's in. And then I realised they were actually going in there. And then we're up there and the guy told you're ready.

You can't come in here. Like I'm like, oh fuck, you're watching there and I'm going in. He didn't hesitate to get me straight in. And after that it was just a good night.

So you got a bar? No money. Exchanging hands. Open bar.

Did you try to play? Yes. Me every five tries to play. I wish it was actually.

Because my memory is very blurry. Especially the tall moments. So. We might not go there.

What was it after the race? Apparently we met nearly every driver. Yeah. And how about the shit out of there?

The girlfriends. Yeah. And for a while me and Rick were acting like he was an engineer or. Oh, yeah.

You just blew your way through it. Yeah. We've done very well. It fits cars.

Yeah. I was like, getting out of his mouth. But that was good. Give me the knob.

No. I hate more than that. I've never been a knob in a front. No.

I was talking to Gives Guava. Are you serious? This is something I've got to deny this. I hate more than that.

You refuse to. I don't like more than that. I was going to say this week. I'm looking for anything.

What a hella. What a. We love the intel. Is that because they stole the intel?

Yeah. Maybe. No. I beat down there for the Grand Prix.

Yeah. It just could be called the gun. Yeah. You refuse to.

I'm a silly. You're so cut. Yeah. The other good break.

The, um, Indy 500 in surface. Oh, I can win a bit of that. They were great. And pass.

It was a bit more relaxed than the Formula 1 and all that. Yeah. Because the girls weren't wearing big clients. Yeah.

But. No security in the air. If more people like we got into the Honda pits and, you know, we could go wherever. If once for a long time.

Obviously it's the three forward. We're trying to apply for media passes with one. And they're pretty strict. You've got to be reporting if one for three years continuous.

Or is that okay? If one. It drives. Every chance they've come in the air.

Yeah. So, you know what we do with your entrepreneurial when you. your entrepreure when you introduce good morning good day. Everyone.

Yeah. The auto for fun. Everyone else. Everyone else.

Take it in. F1. So what was it? It was great.

That was a good one. It was terrific. It was terrific. Just the atmosphere, the night, everything about.

Even the sand, you had to blow on the track. It was really windy down that main beach straight. Everything looked blurry to me back in those eyes. I don't remember much.

I've been glasses. I've been blue. I've been blue. I've gone for my nephew, younger than my son.

This little t-shirt. I've had a lot of fun. I've been blue. I've been blue.

I've been blue. I've been blue. R I've a lot of like, I've been blue. T-shirt.

It was the best T-shirt I've ever brought in my life. I've brought it this for a kid. And after we finished wearing it, I've gone back. And today Tricia below is my dressing.

The little shirt is in my top ten. I'm in Emerson Jackson Calpei, lets see if my paper housing from Australia. One of our favorite races wasounding here. You love it.

Even when they used to come down. It was everyone was nice to these. We're always nice to everyone. You know?

They used to love it. I went through. Oh, they thought I'd talk about the word I came about. 20 of us, right?

We're going for the Honda Indictine. Yeah. Some of them style them on the passes but they got to see them. This is why it's so easy.

Some of them style on the passes. They're all our passes. Oh, it's seeing you're in the out to go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah passes.

In a club, I'm so short, they got the driver. I remember sitting on the tire, you know, waiting for us. 20 guys, so think of a 29-hour-meg lesson. Walk through.

Was it a music bike when you walked through? No, it's not a motion, it's not a motion. Hey, everyone was there lined up to ask any questions we had. So you could picture, you know, 10 to 20 people just walked straight through, out of work, not to the end.

But within an hour, I'm going to think, what was wrong? You know, I've got nothing. No, I'll sit anything. We're just upset.

I'm like, oh, I warned that you just walk through this way. I don't think I remember saying this. I've got a hit gun like that. There's a guy there scraping the tires with a spatula.

Look at the tools. I remember going to hang around. Yeah. Because give me a hit, you thought you weren't.

We'll just buy your off. Oh, yeah, 20 drinks. Maybe one's another podcast where these guys don't have any style passes to get into. Yeah, that was us.

You need to just walk through. We started scraping, you know, the tires. Yeah, you've got any F1 experience? That thing got us very expensive.

2004, I was like, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You say what you got to say. In 2008, I used to work on motoring titles, motor wheels, stream machine.

And we would go down to entertain our clients and hold them forward with the clients. You work in the marketing, was it? No, no. It does.

It does. It does. It does. It does.

And because of the director across those titles, it was kind of like a really good deal. We went to that with this exchange breaker. We got this import from the UK. It's come over.

I was like, oh shit, you know. The guy I wanted to do the Grand Prix. We wasn't really going to have any. Well, I'm sure this guy comes over.

My brother went out with my brother when he's down in the middle. I can think of the fuck's sake. I got to hang out with you. Is this at the F1?

This is the F1. Hang on, hang on. And I wasn't really into it. It was kind of exciting.

You were there for work. It wasn't like you were there to go and enjoy it. I must have just went to Melbourne too for a matter of eight. Sorry, it would have been 20 years ago.

I must have just moved. I was just talking about it. But they aligned it with the motor show. So we were doing the same.

Yeah, it was the one of the motor shows. So the motor show would open on the Wednesday for press. So we'd go on the Wednesday for press. We had to open up to press in podcasting or podcasting.

But whoever in Friday would open, officially in Friday. So Sunday they'd have motor show on the motor show and run for the other way. They'd have to have a show. But nobody should come inside with you.

That sucks. I'll have it. So I used to come inside with you because you had all the ambassadors. So this guy turns out to be my brother.

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