174 - I'm a Slave 4 Endorphins

We take a brisk tour through various current AI implications. A "free" 55-inch flat screen TV that merely wants to turn your living room into a advert-hellscape. A possibly inebriated driver switches seats with his dog, the officer in question may never notice the oddness of this. In Portugal, canine lifespan records, shattered. Some annoying person ate a piece of art made by another possibly even more annoying person. 500 pounds of pasta mysteriously left alongside a stream in New Jersey. Another 500 pounds of pasta may well be running for President of the Republic. Ronald Dion DeSantis audibly reveals his micro-penis to a Twitter crowd of 700,000—only 300,000 stay afterward. We give positive cover to two "Florida Men," shattering stale stereotypes. Various people intentionally and extremely isolate themselves, independently, for science. Did a man really collapse his skull and remain alive due to an addiction to energy drinks? Heroes all around us and also a villain who jostled open the door of an airborne passenger plane. Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Support: patreon.com/heatdeathpod + buzzsprout.com/heatdeathoftheuniverse Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org General Recommendations Jason's Recommendations: 1) The Last Kingdom 2) Vinland Saga Josh's Recommendations: 1) Emily is a Criminal 2) Modest Mouse Discography from This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About (1996) to Everywhere and His Nasty Parlor Tricks (2001) Further Reading, Viewing, Listening Full list of links, sources, etc Locationless Locations heatdeathpod.com Every show-related link is corralled and available here. Twitter: @heatdeathpod Please send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: [email protected] Send us Fan Mail Support the show Support: patreon / buzzsprout