the Super Nintendo, editing system mini turbo tournament. And last week we had a dominating display. Yeah, I mean, you're starting there's no way you're going to lose against Kirby Dreamstar. That would have been a good game.
But this week, what we got? We got Mega Man X. Oh, X2, no. Mega Man X at Mega Man X.
First is C-C-Miner. Yeah, it's just gonna place ourselves for the listeners our relationships with the games. I just think, rather than getting the graphics, that's just a place I'd say with the games. We were talking before we came on the air.
You had X2 on the SNES, right? That was my memory. I'm sure it's the bike at the start. That's definitely a bike at the start.
Mega Man X wanted to be at the start. Yes, yeah. X2 is a bike at the start. It's a straight rate on a bike.
Yeah. X is running at the start. And it's just not the same, right? So you didn't have X.
I think I'm trying to think where I first played X. I've done a bit of emulation or what, but I didn't think I had much contact with X. Yeah, I had a mate that had X. I could fucking school friend.
Again, at this point in time, I was like 13. I mean, this difficult to work out times. I was like, 13, 12, 13. I made a lot of training round these downs.
I didn't have X. I didn't jump on to like two. X2 was sweet. That's the biggest story.
Yeah, I remember it. Well, no, it's the same story, mate, because this is what we're painting the picture in, really. X2 is 100% better than X. The levels are better.
There's so much better. There's the big suits they put themselves into. X is sweet. You only get one suit in X, but I'm pretty sure there's three suits in X2.
There's one with a fucking drill face. One with a normal face. One with a normal face. Yes.
You do this. Yeah, you do that. But it gets you there. You can jump out of it and get to this.
Isn't that like a level that you're on like a holograph? Like a flying green thing? Yeah, yeah. I don't want the bad ass crocodile.
What would you do? Motherfucker. Yeah. My crocodile.
Just do it. I can't do it. Jump out. Do that.
Then jump out. Then obviously do your own fucking speed, because make man has a speed flicking. If you don't have the Dap the Air Dash, you can get him over. You can go to the wrong level too soon.
Go and bite the blame moth. Or to blame moose or whatever it was. But even again, we chat before we come on the air. Even the bad guys on X2.
They were the bad ass bad guys. X. They had the bitch penguin. Yeah, bitch penguin.
Milky goose. Milky goose. And so on. Shit y'all, I don't know.
I don't know. Yeah. Poobies. She's not making my neck.
No, I'm fucking. No, you're not understanding what we're saying. I fucking make my neck. Don't get me.
I love making my neck. Mega Man on the SNES was quality. I'm going to get it up. The graphics are better.
You're still the same fucking game. You go around. You get the weapons. You kill fucking flamedic.
And you get the fucking flamedic powers. Beautiful. And the only thing that's in this is you add a bubble power. If you charge that bubble power up, it turns into rainbow.
I can't have any fucking. Let me just say. You know we were talking about the bubble shit earlier. In my head, I'm just thinking about what I was talking about.
It was the open gym. Bubble gun. You know what the first level of something. Yeah, I think you know what I mean.
Yeah. Yeah. That's what was in my head. I tell you know what I mean.
I tell you know what I mean. There is. There is. There is.
Definitely bubble goose. The point still stands. We got to go. I think it's always fucking spheres.
That's what I mean. You can get an ice platform to ride in the water. Exactly. So Meg Manax is quite a good game.
And it's still the same set. It's like how Street Barob's here as a cat come game. They like to keep their kind of changing up. You know what I mean?
They'll give you a couple of bad guys or a couple of different colors. But they've got to be eaten. But the general principle of the game is normally pretty fucking short. They just need to ramp up a little bit.
Let me be a bison. Let me be a dashing. Let him be out of the fucking, be on the bike. Give the Mega Suit things.
The Mega Suit things. Give them a bit more character. They would just find their feet. They would just find their feet.
They had it. They knew they had something good. They just needed to. It's like Street Fighter and Street Fighter 2 Turbo.
Yeah, obviously. Street Fighter 2 Turbo is a different fucking piece. It's a completely different game. What is the lads called?
The G-Fire. They called it Shadowly. No, it's like Jim and John are making fucking Street Fighter. No, they're making fucking Street Fighter.
No, no, no. They still ride in Ken. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Eagle. It's a gap, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. It's a gap.
Yeah, but yeah. It's a must. Yeah, like night and day. Yeah, night and day.
Yeah, night and day. Yeah, night and day. It's very cool to Michael in there. There is Michael, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. But then he was the precursor to Mike Bison, obviously, Paul. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's the same sort of deal where it's like, they still, the core is really good. You know, he gets to go into his capsules and get himself a new power. Yeah, yeah.
Like he gets his, you know, the poor screen. Let's not talk about sounds. The poor screen. Very good sound though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The poor screen shows you the suits, shows you your health capsules. Oh yeah, yeah. You know, you can't.
You can't, yeah. Like really, like it was X paved the way. Yeah, but it doesn't mean X gets all the accolades. But you do get a Hadooke in the next note.
And you only get a shawluken. No, we'll show you a few in the pocket. Oh yeah, shawluken. Yeah, shawluken.
Yeah, shawluken. In X. And that is beautiful. When you're fucking making Man X, you fucking make Man X is Hadooke in the face.
Sure you can. Sure you can. You can make it. Sure you can.
Sure you can. Sure you can. Sure you can. It's definitely the best.
Yeah, I love Hadooke in the face. Because if we were to go inside. We would understand that we could do something that was here, there's no block. Like that was like, you have to do the hard to do just the back of the day with the left shot, which was the most hard, the hardest and dexterity.
Because you're using one hand to do the hard. So it's like, it was like, it was like a, what was it? What did they call them? Like fucking qubit draw.
or like a guns up, the one who, yeah, that's all shit. But X, yeah, X is a man, mate. Like if X went up against, anyone else, if X went up against Starbucks, he'd be fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But he's just found himself in a very tough group. Because mine, I mean, we talk about mine now. Yeah, let's watch out for a man who he is. Because I've been playing recently as well.
Yeah, like mine, he's just not styled essential. Like, it's just such a fucking, you know how back in the day you gave me, when we did our top trumps in New York, and we were kind of like, raking ourselves, pissed up saying what, you know, what to attribute to yours, you gave me a jillip you like fucking two, but you gave me arrogance 11. Marner would have nostalgia abilities seven for me. Ah, fine.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I fucking, like, I was saying, because I was, you know, I was playing it, actually was watching me play it, and she was, I don't get it, I don't get it, because I'm getting, you know, I'm charging up a fucking, my boat, mate. You stay out of the hotel and you're fucking doing your fucking girls, right? Yeah, I blame, so I was in Kakara, right?
And I, I think the, the inn was 150 gold pieces, or something. No, no, sorry, sorry, sorry. The gold town, old town, old town, yeah. That posse place.
Money, money place. I'd flown back to Kakara. So I lost myself, I didn't know what it was, well, I went back, I was like, back, why am I in Kakara? I'm sure I've done that bit.
But I was there. But it was a cheap hotel. It was a cheap hotel. It was a fucking girl in Kakara.
Exactly. So, so I got, I registered that, then, then flew back to, well, Canada, obviously I got a planet there. Yeah. Canada over to Sage Jockaway, my fucking is, Matango sort of, Matango.
Oh yeah. Matango, you know, the, yeah, yeah. With a dragon spline across. Music people.
No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Ask me to be Matango. Be Matango.
No, no, no, no. I'm fucking Street Fighter now. Yes, you're talking. Ask me to be Matango.
Ask me to be Matango. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. It's hard to do, it's hard.
It's so, nah, nah, nah, nah. Yeah, great song mate. Great song. What was you talking about Street Fighter Mana?
Street Fighter Mana. So you've got a mana is, for me. It's so nostalgic. Yeah.
I think what made me a gamer more than any other game. It's just, I just remember playing Mana now. But Mana, obviously, if you had that fucking Nintendo and adapted it, like extended things, you could have like three players on it. You literally have three people playing.
And I've had me, my brother, Martin Cross, Martin Cross, the secret Mana, sorry, the fucking multitat. Oh yeah. He was your boy. You had, Martin, if you're listening, fair played, you may, I still got it.
I've still got it. I've got it. What? The American converting.
Yeah, oh yeah. So that's how I played Breath of Fire. I mean, you've got two games in one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, the game's mastered two or something. I don't know. I still got that. And so, yeah, the Molly Tap, he had the controller.
Remember the Seaproop controller? Like the Logitech controller? What that really snazzy, when you could turbo. Oh, I can switch.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that as well. Like his brothers obviously were older. You know, like a lot older than him.
So they were like blokes playing. Right, okay. So it'd be like us if we wanted to buy anything now. You can buy a kind.
So they had the blues brothers. You know, like they had all the rental on American cartridge, pre-buy American cartridge. Like so they had everything. And having that Molly Tap where it played literally played.
You pished through that game. Yeah, yeah. I probably didn't play it that much. But what he did, VMR was like going, let's try and get things like this.
Just dominate. If you didn't get a free, if you didn't get free, people don't know. It's just different. Just wait 300%.
Just smash. Just wait, you're just charged a whole time. Or if you're a sprite, you've got five very more that's in the bank. Fucking hammer that eye.
That more like, just hammer it every single time with the fucking known fucking crushing ball. I don't care. I was the boy anyway. Obviously.
But I didn't have the magic mix. I wasn't really doing a lot. Yeah, yeah. I'm getting fucked over.
Yeah, you just let's write and fucking. Are you ready to have a quin? Fighting that fucking tiger in that. Yeah.
That witch bitch. That's a bad word. Yeah, because do we give him a voice of a piece of piece of fucking slug? No, it's just a fucking tiger.
Yeah, the wall of the kickboxing wall. Yeah, then you get that tiger. But I bet it's a magic. Yeah.
Oh, I do realize what you're doing now. I'm talking about this. Because when I was playing, actually, I was like, can you go through the game without being England, getting all the orbs? And I'm sure you kept like, as in like, all level and everything up.
But if you didn't. If you had any kind of a shit, it's time you can. They would level up automatically. But if you just kept, let's just say you kept the sword on the boy.
When they were sword. Sphere on the girl and the bow on sprite. Yeah. Because that's the kind of like that.
I'm sure that's their default. Yeah. A weapon. It's out.
And you just, you know, yeah, because you don't need the whip or don't need it. You still use the whip. I think you get over. You still get over.
You still get over. I'm not sorry. You still get over with the level one whip. Yeah, yeah.
You don't really need it. I'm just wondering, could you get through the game? If you level nine, you know, or level eight, whatever the sword, the spear and the bow. Yeah, you probably could.
You wouldn't get a minor sword. Yeah, wouldn't get it. Like you have to fucking. Come on, man.
Is that fucking me? Really? We should have brought Rob Wall's on since. He's an fucking minor expert.
He's played for... We can bring him on for a... He's an expert. I was a fucker.
Oh, why? I'm saying that. I'm saying that. I'm saying that.
I'm saying that. I'm saying that. He's played on a fucking SNES. We're hardcore.
We're hardcore. Secret of Honors. Yeah, but he's another fucking level. He's played on a play stage.
He's cool. And he knows how to get the mindset on his shit. But yeah, I mean, you probably could play it. But I just don't think you're gonna win it.
Yeah, just for me, if you don't go back to Takara and go into... What I like to do, I'll always break this down for everyone before we move on to... Yeah, we'll win. We'll be declaring it.
We're 15 minutes in, so we'll talk about five minutes ago. I love to go back to... Because it's a smart thing to do. It's smart thing to do.
Fly back to Takara. Fly back to Matango. Fly back to... You remember those new rabbites?
The pink rabbites? They're bad at you when you first... Oh yeah, they saw those fucks here. And those green urchins, you know, like a green insect, like spiky thing.
They're bad at you as well. Those owls, like they were bad at you. Go back there, mate. Go back there afterwards.
Charge your soil at the level five. Main nine on the... No, you ain't nine on the... Yeah, you ain't nine on the...
Yeah, I'm not that point. You know, I'm only like seven hours in. Just go back there, no, no, no. I'm like two, eight, three, and then three, five, five, then.
Yeah, they're fucking around. I can't even hurt me. They can't even hurt me. I've got a tiger helmet on.
Tiger thing and a girl's gonna tag it again. Yeah, they're fucking trying to fucking touch me. That protects us, mate. That bikini is...
I mean, it's good bikini, mate. I like hitting the... Yeah, any fair bit beast with the feathers coming off armpits. That's always satisfying.
One of the wolves that, like, smash it. They pop. Yeah, popping a rabbi is cool, but after a while, I'll pop the rabbi's nothing. What is he going on about?
Pumping a wolf, mate. When you pop a wolf... Keep boxing, try spinning. Yeah, exactly.
No, no, I'm talking about the ice. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they fucking... They fucking...
They fucking... They fucking... Charge your axe up to three. You know, don't go too crazy because that wolf's gonna get you.
Charge your axe up to three. Smash that wolf. You... You're the wolf's gonna make the wolf's gonna get you.
Then Santa's there, you have to kill Santa. Yeah, you're Santa can... You tend into some sort of fucking bastard. You can say Santa's.
He's like a big... Mental... Mental... Patient.
So bubbly, any kind of... Lumps and shit. He's a lump of Santa. Yeah, he's like a...
Yeah, he's like a... Little kiss on there, thanks mate. Yeah, like fucking... I mean...
I feel bad for Mega Man because Mega Man's not a bad gay. As a fucking platformer, as a franchise, Mega Man is fucking... And I don't know many people that like Mega Man more than we do. And you're a brother.
You don't mean... For all the gaming conversations I've had, which aren't that many. But Mega Man doesn't come up in most people's... I know for me he's a big couple of players.
Yeah. He's a proper cat cop. You know, he's a cool player. He's a bad guy.
But... Is he... Was he everyone's secondary or...? Which...
I mean mate, I had Street Fighter and Black Ops obviously hitting that. I had Mario hitting that Donkey Kong hitting that Mario car hitting that... Like, hit all these big core players here. But when it comes to Mega Man, is he more obscure and kind of like off-peast than...
But the mainstream game... I was saying that. I think Mega Man... I mean, yeah, I guess because he's not...
He is known for Nintendo, but he's not an Nintendo. Because you did get Mega Man on the fucking Mega Drive. And you did get Nintendo on the fucking PlayStation shit. I don't think he was a big player on that.
He was mainly big on the Nintendo. So you probably find he might not be... I mean you did get Mega Man fucking footballs, you don't play that game. No.
It was like a Mega Man fucking football game. Look at it. That was there. It went on the fucking next minute.
I've got the sales here. I've got on. Mega Man X did 1.165 million. Okay.
And the secret of Mega Man did 1.83. So sales wise, Mana did. And I mean, Mana is a bit of a pure game. Like Mana.
I mean, I'm a minor super game. Because I thought Mega Man X would probably be more than Mana. Tough one though, right? It's weird.
Because obviously, I mean, I had Mana. So obviously, I brought Mana. It's a bit like, I think I got a secret of Mana because I might make some school at it. And me and Rob would go round and play A's.
I was like, I'm fucking getting Mana. Because this game is solid. If I don't think Mana was on my radar. If I fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking...
No, it probably wasn't. You're introduced to it. Like, Mana Cross. Mana Cross.
Mana Round. And you had Mana. I didn't eat Mana. I could at one point because if you were playing Mana, you weren't playing Mana, right?
Like, you would let someone, you would lend Mana to someone. Because if you were playing it, you weren't playing it. It's not a casual, you're not jumping back to Mana. You're already fucking 30 hours into Mana or you're not playing Mana.
If I say, can I borrow Mana and you say, I still got the Axol to level 7? The Axol to level 7 means I can't borrow Mana. I asked, can I borrow Mana and you go, yes. Because you've either had enough of Mana.
I've got a Mana so I now, I'll deal with it. I had two avenues there. Yeah. Close proximity.
Both stones throw away, mate. I mean, yours is slightly longer, but I reckon over the old ladies. Yeah, you probably can get your back garden quite easily. That's the bottom.
You might even cut a green answer to smash him, but I can free free. Free goes, yeah. Yeah, hit my apple tree. Yeah, launching there.
Why not? Well done. Right. Well, that's speed, right?
Yeah, that's some speed, right? Well, Mega Man X. It's not even a 3, that was a least. Mega Man X.
I would have been 12. If you want to know my 8-bit game. So that was 30 minutes and 54 seconds. That's impressive.
That's really impressive. That's three years ago, mate. If someone's done it in 31 minutes without a screwing in it, half an hour. Someone's done the whole thing in half an hour.
I would, I might that menu screen more times than not, mate. Yeah. Fucks. No, no, no.
I'm misjudging them jumps, mate. No, I don't think you're misjudging them. You know what you're doing instead of I did. You're impatient.
Or I set, say that. Because Mega Man, you've got a hug, you've got a fucking weight. You've got to be kind of like on his toes. I am.
I want to charge him. And I want to. I'm going to be 100% in it. And I'm assuming that means getting all the fucking energy.
Yeah, everything's all about you probably. I'm going to lie for a minute as well. All right. So, 34 minutes, 38 seconds.
That was the year. Tiki. If you are listening to Tiki, well, I guess I put his country so I don't know his fault. Or death.
But yeah, 34 minutes. He fucking smashed that in. That's pretty good. That's pretty good.
Let's get a minor up there, mate. And well, that's going to be fucking giving me a shit. So we've got mana. Any percent because there's obviously a lot going on the minor.
Yeah, I don't care about the sentence. Because this is. When I'm 39, fuck off. Who's done that in an hour?
I'm 40 minutes. The whole thing. Any percent. No multi taps.
So we just want one player to play here. One hour 39 minutes to 21. And that was a year ago by Z4Tops. That's a lot of fucking talking, right?
But even when you go to the fountain, like, and it's talking to you and he's pushing you off the fucking bridge at start. And that's like 20 minutes. So, yeah, all of that stuff. You're hearing that because you can't, I'm pressing the button.
That's yeah. You can't skip. You can't just skip and what they're saying. I want Z.
I don't know if it's that tops. But it's Z4Tops from Germany. A year ago you did this in one hour 39, 21. Get in contact.
Come on, I want to fucking know. If we can contact you, we will. Yeah, dude, right. Out of fact, like you say, because the cutscenes are going to be going to be cutscenes alone with an hour.
Surely. That fucking stupid robot. That was like, you can't cut. That's mental.
I've never, I've never not spent less than like fucking five hours on one. Like I thought five hours was a waste of my time. I am not completely your mind if I was me. I mean, don't get wrong.
I enjoy the laborious task of going around with the cut. You know, flying being a cheapskate. Because I am spending money. I am spending even if you're charging your fucking magic.
I remember spending the day just charging a gold magic. Yeah. It's obviously in the in me. Yeah.
You're spending money. Yeah. You're still, you're doing inside the in, then just, guys, I blame my mind to find it. Someone's going to.
I don't believe it. Well, you ain't going to fucking monitor. Well, I'll tell you that. No, you ain't going to monitor that man.
You don't even have to get all the sword orbs. You ain't getting out of an hour. No, you're fucking. Because each enemy will only give you like two points against your fucking weapon.
How do you bring in a fucking flammie dragon? And no matter what you got nothing there, that cud. You got undine level one, mate. That is.
You need to fucking come in and out and say the fucking four chugs. And explain to us what your fucking game is. I'm not up with that. Cheaps.
There's a ton of, there's a fucking green fucking pipe. You go down. And it started like, before you get, instead of grabbing a man or something, it started grabbing a man or something, it started pushing you off the fucking thing. There's a way of hitting him.
You hang on to it. You're hanging on to it. You're hanging on to it. You're hanging on the thing.
You're hanging on to it. You're hanging on to it. You hang on to it. Then you come back up, then you can go across all the levels.
Because you're higher than all levels, making your vlog. Carry on all levels. Go down into zone seven. And then get straight to the flammie, keeping the cup.
Yeah. Maybe, mate. Come on. Come on.
Or you're scared. No, I didn't know. I never heard of you. Or you're scared, Z4 tops from Germany.
Come on and explain. Right. Let's do the run down, mate. We know who the winner is.
Yeah. Graphics. Let's just be, let's just do like the graphics and make a round. Yeah.
You know, does his charge and his energy vibration around him? And is that is quite good graphics? Yeah. Can you think of something?
This is what we're doing. Can you think of something in secret mana, apart from the sword in the stone at the start? Because that is pretty sweet. That is pretty sweet.
Is there anything better than that? Yeah. I think Mega is really not very graphic. I think Mega is.
Mega is a bit shiny. Yeah. It's shiny. It's shiny.
I think Mega is in secret mana. Oh, they're the bad guys in Mega Mana. Terrible. Yeah, let's just give it a bit.
We'll give it a bit. Music. Mega. Mega.
Are you making Mega Mana? No, not X. Not X. No, no, no, no.
Tell me what to do. Tell me the thing. Hang on. No, tell me the thing.
No, no, no. No, no, no. Make a man. Make a man.
Make a man. Make a man. Make a man. I'm going to say I'm like this.
That's a good. I know. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go with Mega Mana.
Yeah. If you wanted a quick game, you're going to go with your fucking... I'm not gonna go with a quick bang on fucking the next next. I'm not gonna go with a quick bang on Mana.
That's at least fucking... I'm thinking two or three weeks into mana. Do you not think Mega Man's so hard? It is pretty hard.
It's a hard game. It is pretty hard. You can get fed up quicker with it. That's why it's a quicker banger.
Rather than it being an actual... There's not a mario. I've never got the x-territ of Mario. It's a little fucking tic-toe.
you don't have to walk down green, mate. Obviously hold down green mate. Yeah, obviously And he's like that whole time and you can you can move wherever you want to Maybe you can see the video this is brilliant, but you can't count it whereas Mega Man doesn't have that ability So what I'm saying is like you can't isn't a fun. I'm sorry always a fuck.
It's all the bad ones as well So you get to the boss and say fat you Oh fuck this. Oh, yeah, all right. I'm just but I think yeah gameplay gameplay definitely goes to the marker I mean just for the whole spectrum of it and I'm a platformer Well, I think the whole spectrum I think mine is just yeah even waiting, you know charging waiting for the hundred percent You know the menus This Sales X2 would have been a different story, but it's still probably would have got the money. Yeah, man.
It was going really it's just It's just a good part. It's just all round We declare it made declare it to the listeners. I mean mana is right in the battle of secret and mana versus Mega Man X Seeker miners wrong. They're what you're gonna see next is secret mana versus Fucking easy commander base There's zero shit.
I thought it was gonna be like secret mine But it's like conchorn. No, this is this is the world cut there cool. This is a group of definitely shit You got literally star pops being in there because of his name. Yeah, that'd be like a you know a little Nation being good at all once and yeah, yeah, but then the rest of my life is Brazil fucking like that's a problem Once you get once you get to fucking mama That's an actual battle.
It's a real bad. Yeah, I mean it's a top energy kind of fucking up Yeah, shit, but yeah, that's why you ready a first eight eight man F0 versus fucking mana You you bet I can't even fucking yeah, you better not miss that motherfucker is cuz shit Chuck charge up your mana swords and get yourself to start in line and don't go on that little bit And get ready for a fucking great. I mean you have to wait a little bit because we've got But it's a good way to get ready So I dig up a pretty quick those be honest. Yeah, yeah Anyway, they go make that again.
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