18 - Zero-Sum

Hold on-to your hats for this Tummy Time and maybe check out the video feed for this special show-and-tell podcast episode. Jussy brings in some playing cards from a dead pervert then reminisces about the many things he got from his Paw-Paw: his red beard, and a copy of Playboy's Foxiest Females. Vanna White is in this one! Jussy gives us his pick for foxiest female in the magazine then laments the look of his button penis in his shorts. We then discuss the pull of sink pissing and Justin gives some actually sound dating advice. Tila Tequila is doing fine. Continuing on with show-and-tell, Justin is one step closer to finding out if he can say IT. Tummy Time is ready to grow its audience so we're thinking up ways to promote the podcast. A clip inspired us and we'll see you at Starbucks for the next show. Tiger Woods sends girlfriend on all-expenses paid vacation. Except it wasn't a vacation and not even the airplane ticket was paid for. He just wanted her out of the house for a minute. China bans females from livestream lingerie modeling, a driver flips off a cop, and we'll see you next Tummy Time.